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Don't you wanna dream again?
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Now it's calling for me go back to the start
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Wishing on the starlight
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In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow
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Just step on the new stage don't be shy
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Gonna take the challenge of God
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Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!
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Let's! Go! Go! Big panic
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I don't care 'bout limits, no regret
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Make me tougher even though I lose
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Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me
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So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!
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Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
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Keep on going power pumpin' up
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something greater waiting not so far away
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[NARRATOR] Previously
on Dragon Ball Super,
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preparations began
for the tournament
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between universes,
and Bulma worried over
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what could happen
if either Destroyer won.
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Deities such as
myself don't make wishes.
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Though if we did,
it might be more like,
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"Wipe out all of existence!"
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--[BEERUS laughs]
--[BULMA gasps]
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[BEERUS]
Or something similar.
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Now, that would be
truly exciting.
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[NARRATOR] Was it a joke
or an existential threat?
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To safeguard against the latter,
Bulma devised a plan
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to find the Super Dragon Balls
in the Seventh Universe,
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hoping to counteract
wishes made by
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the Super Dragon Balls
from the Sixth.
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[BULMA] We're all the way
on the edge of the universe,
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so we can't search
every part of it from here.
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And I can't make the Radar
any more powerful,
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so to find the
Super Dragon Balls,
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we're gonna have to go to
the center of the universe.
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[NARRATOR] But to do that,
she'll need help
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from an alien patrolman
who isn't exactly reliable.
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Jaco and Bulma journey
into space. Now!
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[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A]
Galactic Patrol Headquarters
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to all patrolmen. Reports of
a dine-and-dash in progress
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at galactic coordinates 6-A-53.
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Suspect's name is "Geppuman."
A.K.A. "Burp Man."
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He's on the Wanted List
for multiple dine-and-dashes.
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Repeat: Suspect's name
is Geppuman.
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Why do I always have to be
in such high demand?
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[BULMA] Quit your whining and
get your butt here pronto
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or else I'll send
my husband to attack
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Galactic Patrol Headquarters!
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[JACO] But in the time
it'll take me to get there...
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[BULMA]
Vegeta, you're on!
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[JACO yells]
Okay, okay! Hold on, Bulma!
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I'll be right there!
Lickety-split!
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Galactic patrolmen
don't have many days off,
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and you'd think
an elite one like myself
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should get to enjoy at least
a full week to recharge!
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I mean, this is supposed
to be my vacation!
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And yet here I am,
once again getting dragged
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into helping Bulma and
her codependent Earth friends!
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Take the man off patrol,
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but you can't take
the patrol off the man.
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[grunts]
Ah! It makes me so angry!
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[digital beeping]
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[JACO]
Mmm.
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That always helps me
take the edge off.
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[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A]
Patrolman Jaco!
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We just detected
the explosion of
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Galactic Natural Monument 654
at your location.
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[JACO gasps]
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[JACO]
Ehehhh...
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[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A]
Patrolman, please report
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what happened, immediately!
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Patrolman Jaco!
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[JACO] The uh, the dine-
and-dash guy, Geppuwhatever,
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just destroyed it!
I'm in hot pursuit!
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[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A]
Roger that!
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[BOTH grunt]
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All right. What's up, Jaco?
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Is cowering in the corner
how you show your shame
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for taking your
sweet time coming here?!
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[JACO] Gonna be trouble,
gonna be trouble,
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--[BULMA] Huh?
--[JACO] gonna be trouble.
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[JACO]
Nothing. Talking to myself.
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So, you want to know
if I can take you
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to the center of the universe.
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--That's right!
--That's madness!
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This galaxy alone is gigantic!
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And the universe has so many
of these giant galaxies
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our brains can't even
comprehend the scale of it!
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And you want me
to take you to the center?
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Well, I got news for ya:
no can do!
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Wait, what? Oh.
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I didn't expect you to take me
in your little space hatchback.
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I just thought you'd take me
as far as your headquarters,
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then I'd find some cruiser built
for hyperspace, or whatever.
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Once again, as the name
"Galactic Patrol" implies,
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we only cover this galaxy.
Nobody at my work
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knows how to get there--
it's just too far.
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Oh, man. I've been
focusing as hard as I can
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and I still can't sense Supreme
Kai's energy to lock onto.
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Maybe he's taking
a nap or somethin'.
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Oh! You're here, Jaco!
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[sighs] You hear that?
I can't rely on the Kais
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or the Saiyans to get there,
so it has to be you, Jaco.
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I'm not some kind of
galactic bus driver, Bulma,
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I'm an elite patrolman!
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You heard him, it's too
far away, even for them.
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Not like I didn't warn her.
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I said calling this little space
cop would be a waste of time.
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[gasps]
Hmmm.
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How dare you! I'm leaving.
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[BULMA] Nobody asked you,
Vegeta--now apologize!
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Come on, don't you wanna
help your dear old friend?
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I can't alter physics!
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But you're brave!
And smart and wise.
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I'm sure you can
think of something!
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All that's true!
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You know, your charms might
actually work on me, Bulma,
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if only you were 10
to 15 years younger. Eeh!
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[BULMA grunts]
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[JACO groans]
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Jerk!
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Wait a minute!
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There's a strange planet
not far from here,
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with a guy who
might be able to help.
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His name's Master Zuno.
He knows everything.
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Master Zuno?
Is he some kinda wise man?
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Oh, yeah.
He's wise, all right.
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He can take one look
at a total stranger
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and tell 'em what pattern's
on their underwear.
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If he is all-knowing,
he's bound to know
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something about
the Super Dragon Balls.
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I've certainly
never heard of any
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Super Dragon Balls myself,
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but it can't hurt
to ask Master Zuno.
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[BULMA]
Fake leather?
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Guess we're flying
through space in coach.
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If you're gonna be mean,
you can get out.
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--[BULMA giggles]
--Hey, don't change my settings!
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[BULMA]
Put some music on!
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[JACO]
Hey! You're not the boss of me!
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Yo, jackass!
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Yeah, what is it?
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Don't you try any
funny business with my wife.
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[chuckles nervously]
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[chuckles]
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--[BULMA grunts]
--[JACO shrieks]
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[BULMA]
Enough with your wisecracks,
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now get us outta here!
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[JACO]
Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am!
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Take care of Earth
while I'm gone!
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Boy, we sure got some
strong-willed women, don't we?
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It's rough.
Well, some of the time.
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To be honest,
I like her feistiness.
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I hear you, Vegeta;
that's the same reason
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I'm with Chichi, too.
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We're wired that way,
didn't you know?
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Saiyans only like strong women.
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--Huh?
--Uuh...
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[PICCOLO] That's it.
That explains everything.
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[JACO] Now there
are Super Dragon Balls?
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And a Sixth Universe?
I'm the best of the best
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and I've never heard
of any of those things!
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Well, before yesterday,
I'd never
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heard of any of it, either.
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That fighting contest
does sound pretty good.
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You wouldn't mind if I
tag along for that, would ya?
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Sure, I don't think
they would care.
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They did say that contestants'
friends and family
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are welcome to attend,
and if you want,
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you should bring your
girlfriend so I can meet her.
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--[JACO] Uh.
--What's up? Oh, don't tell me.
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She already dumped
your butt, didn't she?
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[JACO] She didn't dump me!
She let me go.
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She said I "deserved
someone better than her."
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Uh-huh. That's just a line
girls use to break up
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without triggering
the waterworks!
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[JACO] You don't have
a gentle bone in your body.
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Huh?
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Like making me feel bad?
I'll return the favor.
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[BULMA]
Uh.
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--[BULMA screams]
--[JACO chuckles]
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[BULMA screams]
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[panting]
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I thought I was gonna die.
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I don't feel
that great, either.
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You're such an idiot!
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What? That too harsh?
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Oh, no. Not as
harsh as your age.
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Aaah! Sorry,
I didn't mean it that way.
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I'm just reflecting
on how much you've grown
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and changed since we first met.
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We really have known
each other a long time, huh?
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[JACO]
Yep.
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What the--? That's my ship!
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Cool, I figured it out!
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Aah!
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Yeah, easy-peezy.
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[JACO sighs]
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My little sister's a genius.
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And she's stealing my ship!
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With her brains,
she's gonna accomplish
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whatever she wants.
And she's totally fearless, too!
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It's been several decades!
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So, of course,
I'm gonna age a little bit.
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[JACO] I remember thinking that
with you smarts, attitude,
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and piloting skills,
you might even become
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a member of the Galactic Patrol.
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Flying through space
and protecting the galaxy
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does sound like a good time.
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But when you're
married to Vegeta
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and mom to a boy like Trunks,
you don't look back.
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I'm perfectly content with
how my life has unfolded.
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[JACO chuckles]
There we go.
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And, we're here.
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[footsteps]
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Well, Bulma, you don't see
mansions this classy every day.
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That's classy?
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[BULMA]
That is a very large head.
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Hello there,
thank you for coming.
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Sorry, are you Master Zuno?
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I am not.
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[ALL]
We are Master Zuno's
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personal attendants and see to
his every need in this manse.
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[BOTH gasp]
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We are encircling you
on these steps
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because Master Zuno informs us
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you are uninvited guests
to his planet.
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Then how are we
supposed to see him?
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I'm sorry for your ignorance,
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but Master Zuno will not
see anyone without notice.
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You never said
anything about this!
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Guess I forgot, sorry.
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[ATTENDANT 31A] Let me see
when we can get you in.
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Are you busy seven years
from next Monday?
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[BULMA] Okay, how much money
do you want?
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No bribes, please.
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[JACO]
Look, I see your schedule!
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Today's got tons of room!
Can't you just pencil us in?
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That's not how
it works around here.
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[MAN] Excuse me, gentlemen,
I got an appointment today!
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[chuckles]
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Oh, good, we've been
waiting for you.
243
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,380
Waiting for me--
how do you think I feel
244
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,550
waiting for Zuno?! I've been on
the books for seven years!
245
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,650
[gasps]
246
00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,380
[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A]
Repeat: Suspect's name
247
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:31,120
is Geppuman. A.K.A. "Burp Man."
248
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,620
Huh? What's your problem?
249
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,090
Are you trying to stare
a hole in me, or what?
250
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:39,230
[gasps]
251
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,430
Ah!
252
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,100
[GEPPUMAN] That's the logo
of the Galactic Patrol!
253
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,000
--You know this guy?
--Uh...
254
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,610
[JACO] If I arrest Geppuman,
we might be able
255
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,380
to take his spot on the schedule
256
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,920
and ask Master Zuno
our questions!
257
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,920
[GEPPUMAN] He knows who I am.
I should scram.
258
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,620
No, wait! I've been waiting
seven years for this day!
259
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:07,660
It's my one chance to ask
my dine-and-dash question!
260
00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:10,590
[JACO] But, if I do
bring him in, HQ could learn
261
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:13,270
I'm the one who destroyed
the Galactic Monument.
262
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,500
[GEPPUMAN]
Okay. He hasn't made a move.
263
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:21,140
Maybe he don't know I'm one
of the galaxy's most wanted.
264
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,280
[coughs] I don't know
who you are, kind sir,
265
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:29,550
but I'm in a hurry. Please step
aside, as I bid you a good day.
266
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:33,020
[GEPPUMAN]
Phew. That was close.
267
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:36,450
[BULMA]
Well, Jaco. Jaco!
268
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,420
[JACO]
Uh. Yeah, what is it?
269
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,190
Time to go home.
270
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,520
[JACO]
Huh?!
271
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,490
Our only option left
is to assume Beerus was joking,
272
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,330
and he won't
destroy the universe.
273
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,330
Hold on, what?
274
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,930
Did I forget to mention that?
275
00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,270
That's why we're
on this mission,
276
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,930
but at least we won't
have any regrets.
277
00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:53,140
Because we both
did everything we could.
278
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,740
Right, Jaco? Okay, good talk.
279
00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,290
[JACO]
Freeze!
280
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,620
Huh?
281
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,190
[BULMA]
Jaco?
282
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,040
--[ATTENDANT 31A gasps]
--[GEPPUMAN grunts]
283
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,100
What the--?
284
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,610
[GEPPUMAN chuckles]
285
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,940
You just committed
a worse crime
286
00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:31,470
than dining and dashing, pal!
287
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,580
My entire life
is a dine-and-dash!
288
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,510
That's why I'm here,
to ask Master Zuno
289
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:37,610
how to keep doing it
without risking capture
290
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,250
by the likes of you
space coppers!
291
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,350
Hey, what's with the thumb?
292
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:45,320
I'm calculating the distance
between the two of us.
293
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,560
Yeah. It's gonna be close,
but I'm betting
294
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,260
I can attack you
faster than you can
295
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,260
pull the trigger
on that blaster.
296
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,960
So, let's find out if I'm right!
297
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,400
And what if I
pop you instead?
298
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,270
[GEPPUMAN groans]
299
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,400
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
300
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,240
[GEPPUMAN groans]
301
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,180
[JACO]
Bang!
302
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,550
[GEPPUMAN babbles]
303
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,950
What in the world
was that for?
304
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,190
[JACO]
That was for justice, Bulma.
305
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,660
Elite galactic patrol justice.
306
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,490
Huh? Was he on some
most wanted list?
307
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,630
[ATTENDANT 31A]
Excuse me!
308
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,030
[BULMA]
Huh?
309
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,630
As luck would have it,
a space just
310
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,130
opened up in the schedule.
311
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:30,030
[BOTH]
Huh? Uh.
312
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,610
Salutations.
I am Master Zuno.
313
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,180
I am he in this galaxy
who can give answers
314
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,650
to all questions in
this galaxy asked by those
315
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:50,320
who visit me in
my mansion in this galaxy.
316
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,490
[BULMA]
His head's even bigger!
317
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,520
You're embarrassing me!
318
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:57,160
Before you ask,
you must offer tribute.
319
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,000
Hm! You're gonna
love this, Bulma.
320
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,400
[BULMA]
Uh...
321
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,700
[BULMA shrieks]
322
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,100
While I do appreciate the
tribute, because you are male,
323
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,410
I will only allow you
to ask one question.
324
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,940
[JACO] Yes, sir. Watch this,
you're gonna be
325
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,380
blown away by how much he knows!
326
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,380
Oh, wise master.
Can you please look at
327
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,550
the Earth woman behind me and
tell us her chest measurement?
328
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:23,520
Her bust is 83.4
centimeters around.
329
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,590
They used to measure
at 87 centimeters,
330
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,920
but in her advancing age
they've begun to sag,
331
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,430
as is normal
for the human female.
332
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:34,500
What'd I tell ya?
Lord Zuno's always right.
333
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,030
And now would the
older Earth female
334
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,970
with the somewhat
sagging chest care to ask
335
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,400
the great Master Zuno
a question of her own?
336
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,270
Ah! Well, yeah,
I would, obviously.
337
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,210
I mean it's the whole
reason we came here!
338
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,580
Then come up
and pay him your tribute.
339
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,580
[grunts]
340
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,580
--[JACO yelps]
--Fine then!
341
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,920
[BOTH gasp]
342
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,290
[sighs]
343
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,860
I do thank you
for your tribute kiss
344
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,330
and for being so gentle,
345
00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:09,470
but because you are
a middle-aged Earth woman,
346
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,000
I will only answer
three questions for you.
347
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,670
Hey, I'm still
in awesome shape!
348
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,610
You're only gonna
give me two more questions
349
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,770
than that puny,
little patrol man?
350
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,480
[ZUNO]
That is correct.
351
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,540
He has answered your first one.
352
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,780
Now please ask your
remaining two questions.
353
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,750
Hold on! That wasn't
supposed to count!
354
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:28,650
Calm down. Just be
more careful with your words.
355
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,850
This is ridiculous.
356
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,590
Um, Master Zuno.
357
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,320
Can you tell us everything
about the Super Dragon Balls?
358
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,530
That's my next question!
359
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,600
Very well, I shall give
you a comprehensive answer
360
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,570
on these cosmic artifacts.
361
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,240
Super Dragon Balls
are called "wish orbs."
362
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:48,770
They were created in the
Year 41 of the Divine Calendar
363
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,770
by the dragon god, Zalama, and
they are perfectly spherical,
364
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,580
planet-sized celestial objects,
measuring exactly
365
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:59,650
37,196.2204 kilometers
in diameter.
366
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,780
Super Dragon Balls
are extremely rare
367
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,350
and only number seven.
368
00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:06,320
They are divided between the
Sixth and Seventh Universes.
369
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,360
To the mortal eye, they will
appear as pale, yellow spheres.
370
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:11,560
In the center of each is
a unique arrangement of red
371
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,630
star-shaped markings, numbering
them one through seven.
372
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,370
These red marks refract light,
373
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,800
--Wait. Hold on a sec.
--so that they appear as stars
374
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,640
from any viewing angle.
375
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,970
This is a result of Zalama's
brilliant structural design,
376
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,470
and in Divine Year 42,
Zalama requested
377
00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,680
and was granted
a patent for this design.
378
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,540
Once all Super Dragon Balls
have been found
379
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,250
and gathered
in one place, the phrase,
380
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,450
"Come forth, divine dragon
and grant my wish,
381
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,220
peas and carrots" must be said
in the Divine tongue.
382
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,290
The Divine Dragon Zalama
will then appear
383
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,190
and grant thee one wish,
and after granting
384
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,920
said wish he will
then disappear,
385
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,530
whereupon the Super Dragon Balls
will re-scatter themselves
386
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,260
throughout universes
Six and Seven
387
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,230
and wait in silence
for another seeker
388
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:50,170
with an unfulfilled wish
to gather them again.
389
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,800
[BULMA panting]
390
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,300
[JACO]
Did you get all that?
391
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,810
Because I'm not gonna lie,
I didn't get any of it.
392
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,810
So, to summarize all that,
393
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,840
there are seven
Super Dragon Balls in total,
394
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,310
scattered across the Sixth
and Seventh Universes
395
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,850
that can be used to summon
the dragon god Zalama?
396
00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,380
That's correct.
397
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,590
And, that was your
third and final question.
398
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:11,820
--[BULMA gasps]
--[JACO] Bulma!
399
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,460
Wait, just one more thing.
400
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:15,590
Are we really supposed
to say an incantation
401
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,630
as childish as
"Come forth, Divine Dragon,
402
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,500
and grant my wish,
peas and carrots?"
403
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,560
As I'm sure you heard
my attendant say,
404
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,270
you're out of questions.
405
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,730
Oh, come on,
you don't mean that!
406
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,240
There are just
so many more answers
407
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:27,900
I need to get out of you!
408
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:30,440
[ATTENDANT 31A]
Your time is up.
409
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,770
You're welcome
to get on the list
410
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,380
and ask your questions
in seven years.
411
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,280
Waaa! No! Just one more!
412
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,920
The fate of existence
hinges on it! Master Zuno!
413
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,920
This is all your fault.
414
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,720
You had to waste your question.
415
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,220
[JACO] My question?
Look who's talking!
416
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,190
You wasted two of your three!
417
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,330
Your brain's getting
as saggy as your boobs!
418
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,960
[BULMA grunts]
419
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,570
[JACO hollers]
420
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,670
[BULMA]
Hmph!
421
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,300
This reminds me,
I need to schedule another
422
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:02,340
galatic chiropractic visit
as soon as possible.
423
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,470
Master Zuno's head
is really that big?
424
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,810
Oh, the whole story
gets way weirder than that.
425
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,210
When Bulma got her turn,
426
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,380
she burned her first
question; it was sad!
427
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,720
Whatever.
At least now we know
428
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,520
there are only
seven Super Dragon Balls
429
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,250
divided between
our two universes,
430
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:17,820
so my canceling-out plan
won't work.
431
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,560
And if Champa
already has six of them,
432
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,620
then that means he's been
sneaking into our universe
433
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,990
for a while now
to steal the ones we had.
434
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,830
[BULMA]
Yeah, I thought of that too.
435
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,970
Lord Beerus is gonna have
a meltdown when he finds out.
436
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,470
[JACO]
Hey, Bulma.
437
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,540
There are some important
Galactic Patrol things
438
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:33,940
I gotta get back to.
439
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,310
I did take a half pay
vacation day, though,
440
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,470
to come see
the tournament next week.
441
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:41,840
Jaco, I have
something for you. Here.
442
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,280
I know how much you love
anything from the dairy aisle.
443
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,980
Bulma, maybe there's
a polite woman
444
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,850
hiding inside you after all.
445
00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,550
Ha-ha.
446
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:52,990
[VEGETA]
Hey!
447
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,420
Yeah, what?
448
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,690
You and Jaco
didn't engage in any
449
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,260
funny business, did you?
450
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,600
What do you mean by
"funny business," jealous guy?
451
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:00,860
[VEGETA grunts]
452
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,000
[GOKU] So, what was Jaco saying
about something being saggy?
453
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,300
[VEGETA, GOKU]
Aah!
454
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,940
Jaco!
455
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,010
[GEPPUMAN muffled grunting]
456
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,380
[JACO] Damn. I should have
asked Master Zuno
457
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,280
how to make sure
HQ never finds out
458
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,410
I'm responsible for destroying
that galactic monument.
459
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:19,750
Oh, well.
460
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,020
Even if they do find out,
I doubt the boys upstairs
461
00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:24,520
give me anything
but a slap on the wrist.
462
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,820
After all, I'm Jaco,
the elite galactic patrolman!
463
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,560
But I should still
probably come up
464
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,660
with at least seven
back up excuses.
465
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,500
Maybe eight.
Yeah, definitely ten.
466
00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:49,310
Goodbye to our adventure
467
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,820
In twilight we must go our separate ways
468
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:57,350
And try to discover the path to our own destiny
469
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,600
I can't find the words
470
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,130
to tell you how much our parting hurts
471
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:04,630
I hope you know I'll always love you
472
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,580
And all that we shared will be remembered
473
00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:09,890
How could I forget your face?
474
00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:12,790
All my memories erased
475
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:17,870
I can still hear the melody of your voice
476
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,430
Petals fall in from above
477
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,070
Fade away, all that we love
478
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:28,580
In the twilight,
479
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:28,580
fade away,
480
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,580
fade away
481
00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:34,990
Sayonara,
482
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:34,990
fade away,
483
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,990
fade away
484
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,330
Hey, it's me, Goku!
485
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:43,300
Well, my training's goin' great,
and I'm all ready to fight...
486
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,670
...and not just the 6th Universe's warriors.
487
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:49,590
I can't wait to meet the new guy on our team
who's supposed to be stronger than me!
488
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:53,890
I might even have to give him a little test
to see what he's really got, he he he he he.
489
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,850
But I won't have much time to mess around!
490
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,700
The tournament's about to start!
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