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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously on Dragon Ball Super,

preparations began for the tournament

between universes, and Bulma worried over

what could happen if either Destroyer won.

Deities such as myself don't make wishes.

Though if we did, it might be more like,

"Wipe out all of existence!"

--[BEERUS laughs] --[BULMA gasps]

[BEERUS] Or something similar.

Now, that would be truly exciting.

[NARRATOR] Was it a joke or an existential threat?

To safeguard against the latter, Bulma devised a plan

to find the Super Dragon Balls in the Seventh Universe,

hoping to counteract wishes made by

the Super Dragon Balls from the Sixth.

[BULMA] We're all the way on the edge of the universe,

so we can't search every part of it from here.

And I can't make the Radar any more powerful,

so to find the Super Dragon Balls,

we're gonna have to go to the center of the universe.

[NARRATOR] But to do that, she'll need help

from an alien patrolman who isn't exactly reliable.

Jaco and Bulma journey into space. Now!

[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A] Galactic Patrol Headquarters

to all patrolmen. Reports of a dine-and-dash in progress

at galactic coordinates 6-A-53.

Suspect's name is "Geppuman." A.K.A. "Burp Man."

He's on the Wanted List for multiple dine-and-dashes.

Repeat: Suspect's name is Geppuman.

Why do I always have to be in such high demand?

[BULMA] Quit your whining and get your butt here pronto

or else I'll send my husband to attack

Galactic Patrol Headquarters!

[JACO] But in the time it'll take me to get there...

[BULMA] Vegeta, you're on!

[JACO yells] Okay, okay! Hold on, Bulma!

I'll be right there! Lickety-split!

Galactic patrolmen don't have many days off,

and you'd think an elite one like myself

should get to enjoy at least a full week to recharge!

I mean, this is supposed to be my vacation!

And yet here I am, once again getting dragged

into helping Bulma and her codependent Earth friends!

Take the man off patrol,

but you can't take the patrol off the man.

[grunts] Ah! It makes me so angry!

[digital beeping]

[JACO] Mmm.

That always helps me take the edge off.

[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A] Patrolman Jaco!

We just detected the explosion of

Galactic Natural Monument 654 at your location.

[JACO gasps]

[JACO] Ehehhh...

[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A] Patrolman, please report

what happened, immediately!

Patrolman Jaco!

[JACO] The uh, the dine- and-dash guy, Geppuwhatever,

just destroyed it! I'm in hot pursuit!

[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A] Roger that!

[BOTH grunt]

All right. What's up, Jaco?

Is cowering in the corner how you show your shame

for taking your sweet time coming here?!

[JACO] Gonna be trouble, gonna be trouble,

--[BULMA] Huh? --[JACO] gonna be trouble.

[JACO] Nothing. Talking to myself.

So, you want to know if I can take you

to the center of the universe.

--That's right! --That's madness!

This galaxy alone is gigantic!

And the universe has so many of these giant galaxies

our brains can't even comprehend the scale of it!

And you want me to take you to the center?

Well, I got news for ya: no can do!

Wait, what? Oh.

I didn't expect you to take me in your little space hatchback.

I just thought you'd take me as far as your headquarters,

then I'd find some cruiser built for hyperspace, or whatever.

Once again, as the name "Galactic Patrol" implies,

we only cover this galaxy. Nobody at my work

knows how to get there-- it's just too far.

Oh, man. I've been focusing as hard as I can

and I still can't sense Supreme Kai's energy to lock onto.

Maybe he's taking a nap or somethin'.

Oh! You're here, Jaco!

[sighs] You hear that? I can't rely on the Kais

or the Saiyans to get there, so it has to be you, Jaco.

I'm not some kind of galactic bus driver, Bulma,

I'm an elite patrolman!

You heard him, it's too far away, even for them.

Not like I didn't warn her.

I said calling this little space cop would be a waste of time.

[gasps] Hmmm.

How dare you! I'm leaving.

[BULMA] Nobody asked you, Vegeta--now apologize!

Come on, don't you wanna help your dear old friend?

I can't alter physics!

But you're brave! And smart and wise.

I'm sure you can think of something!

All that's true!

You know, your charms might actually work on me, Bulma,

if only you were 10 to 15 years younger. Eeh!

[BULMA grunts]

[JACO groans]

Jerk!

Wait a minute!

There's a strange planet not far from here,

with a guy who might be able to help.

His name's Master Zuno. He knows everything.

Master Zuno? Is he some kinda wise man?

Oh, yeah. He's wise, all right.

He can take one look at a total stranger

and tell 'em what pattern's on their underwear.

If he is all-knowing, he's bound to know

something about the Super Dragon Balls.

I've certainly never heard of any

Super Dragon Balls myself,

but it can't hurt to ask Master Zuno.

[BULMA] Fake leather?

Guess we're flying through space in coach.

If you're gonna be mean, you can get out.

--[BULMA giggles] --Hey, don't change my settings!

[BULMA] Put some music on!

[JACO] Hey! You're not the boss of me!

Yo, jackass!

Yeah, what is it?

Don't you try any funny business with my wife.

[chuckles nervously]

[chuckles]

--[BULMA grunts] --[JACO shrieks]

[BULMA] Enough with your wisecracks,

now get us outta here!

[JACO] Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am!

Take care of Earth while I'm gone!

Boy, we sure got some strong-willed women, don't we?

It's rough. Well, some of the time.

To be honest, I like her feistiness.

I hear you, Vegeta; that's the same reason

I'm with Chichi, too.

We're wired that way, didn't you know?

Saiyans only like strong women.

--Huh? --Uuh...

[PICCOLO] That's it. That explains everything.

[JACO] Now there are Super Dragon Balls?

And a Sixth Universe? I'm the best of the best

and I've never heard of any of those things!

Well, before yesterday, I'd never

heard of any of it, either.

That fighting contest does sound pretty good.

You wouldn't mind if I tag along for that, would ya?

Sure, I don't think they would care.

They did say that contestants' friends and family

are welcome to attend, and if you want,

you should bring your girlfriend so I can meet her.

--[JACO] Uh. --What's up? Oh, don't tell me.

She already dumped your butt, didn't she?

[JACO] She didn't dump me! She let me go.

She said I "deserved someone better than her."

Uh-huh. That's just a line girls use to break up

without triggering the waterworks!

[JACO] You don't have a gentle bone in your body.

Huh?

Like making me feel bad? I'll return the favor.

[BULMA] Uh.

--[BULMA screams] --[JACO chuckles]

[BULMA screams]

[panting]

I thought I was gonna die.

I don't feel that great, either.

You're such an idiot!

What? That too harsh?

Oh, no. Not as harsh as your age.

Aaah! Sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

I'm just reflecting on how much you've grown

and changed since we first met.

We really have known each other a long time, huh?

[JACO] Yep.

What the--? That's my ship!

Cool, I figured it out!

Aah!

Yeah, easy-peezy.

[JACO sighs]

My little sister's a genius.

And she's stealing my ship!

With her brains, she's gonna accomplish

whatever she wants. And she's totally fearless, too!

It's been several decades!

So, of course, I'm gonna age a little bit.

[JACO] I remember thinking that with you smarts, attitude,

and piloting skills, you might even become

a member of the Galactic Patrol.

Flying through space and protecting the galaxy

does sound like a good time.

But when you're married to Vegeta

and mom to a boy like Trunks, you don't look back.

I'm perfectly content with how my life has unfolded.

[JACO chuckles] There we go.

And, we're here.

[footsteps]

Well, Bulma, you don't see mansions this classy every day.

That's classy?

[BULMA] That is a very large head.

Hello there, thank you for coming.

Sorry, are you Master Zuno?

I am not.

[ALL] We are Master Zuno's

personal attendants and see to his every need in this manse.

[BOTH gasp]

We are encircling you on these steps

because Master Zuno informs us

you are uninvited guests to his planet.

Then how are we supposed to see him?

I'm sorry for your ignorance,

but Master Zuno will not see anyone without notice.

You never said anything about this!

Guess I forgot, sorry.

[ATTENDANT 31A] Let me see when we can get you in.

Are you busy seven years from next Monday?

[BULMA] Okay, how much money do you want?

No bribes, please.

[JACO] Look, I see your schedule!

Today's got tons of room! Can't you just pencil us in?

That's not how it works around here.

[MAN] Excuse me, gentlemen, I got an appointment today!

[chuckles]

Oh, good, we've been waiting for you.

Waiting for me-- how do you think I feel

waiting for Zuno?! I've been on the books for seven years!

[gasps]

[HQ RADIO VOICE 31A] Repeat: Suspect's name

is Geppuman. A.K.A. "Burp Man."

Huh? What's your problem?

Are you trying to stare a hole in me, or what?

[gasps]

Ah!

[GEPPUMAN] That's the logo of the Galactic Patrol!

--You know this guy? --Uh...

[JACO] If I arrest Geppuman, we might be able

to take his spot on the schedule

and ask Master Zuno our questions!

[GEPPUMAN] He knows who I am. I should scram.

No, wait! I've been waiting seven years for this day!

It's my one chance to ask my dine-and-dash question!

[JACO] But, if I do bring him in, HQ could learn

I'm the one who destroyed the Galactic Monument.

[GEPPUMAN] Okay. He hasn't made a move.

Maybe he don't know I'm one of the galaxy's most wanted.

[coughs] I don't know who you are, kind sir,

but I'm in a hurry. Please step aside, as I bid you a good day.

[GEPPUMAN] Phew. That was close.

[BULMA] Well, Jaco. Jaco!

[JACO] Uh. Yeah, what is it?

Time to go home.

[JACO] Huh?!

Our only option left is to assume Beerus was joking,

and he won't destroy the universe.

Hold on, what?

Did I forget to mention that?

That's why we're on this mission,

but at least we won't have any regrets.

Because we both did everything we could.

Right, Jaco? Okay, good talk.

[JACO] Freeze!

Huh?

[BULMA] Jaco?

--[ATTENDANT 31A gasps] --[GEPPUMAN grunts]

What the--?

[GEPPUMAN chuckles]

You just committed a worse crime

than dining and dashing, pal!

My entire life is a dine-and-dash!

That's why I'm here, to ask Master Zuno

how to keep doing it without risking capture

by the likes of you space coppers!

Hey, what's with the thumb?

I'm calculating the distance between the two of us.

Yeah. It's gonna be close, but I'm betting

I can attack you faster than you can

pull the trigger on that blaster.

So, let's find out if I'm right!

And what if I pop you instead?

[GEPPUMAN groans]

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

[GEPPUMAN groans]

[JACO] Bang!

[GEPPUMAN babbles]

What in the world was that for?

[JACO] That was for justice, Bulma.

Elite galactic patrol justice.

Huh? Was he on some most wanted list?

[ATTENDANT 31A] Excuse me!

[BULMA] Huh?

As luck would have it, a space just

opened up in the schedule.

[BOTH] Huh? Uh.

Salutations. I am Master Zuno.

I am he in this galaxy who can give answers

to all questions in this galaxy asked by those

who visit me in my mansion in this galaxy.

[BULMA] His head's even bigger!

You're embarrassing me!

Before you ask, you must offer tribute.

Hm! You're gonna love this, Bulma.

[BULMA] Uh...

[BULMA shrieks]

While I do appreciate the tribute, because you are male,

I will only allow you to ask one question.

[JACO] Yes, sir. Watch this, you're gonna be

blown away by how much he knows!

Oh, wise master. Can you please look at

the Earth woman behind me and tell us her chest measurement?

Her bust is 83.4 centimeters around.

They used to measure at 87 centimeters,

but in her advancing age they've begun to sag,

as is normal for the human female.

What'd I tell ya? Lord Zuno's always right.

And now would the older Earth female

with the somewhat sagging chest care to ask

the great Master Zuno a question of her own?

Ah! Well, yeah, I would, obviously.

I mean it's the whole reason we came here!

Then come up and pay him your tribute.

[grunts]

--[JACO yelps] --Fine then!

[BOTH gasp]

[sighs]

I do thank you for your tribute kiss

and for being so gentle,

but because you are a middle-aged Earth woman,

I will only answer three questions for you.

Hey, I'm still in awesome shape!

You're only gonna give me two more questions

than that puny, little patrol man?

[ZUNO] That is correct.

He has answered your first one.

Now please ask your remaining two questions.

Hold on! That wasn't supposed to count!

Calm down. Just be more careful with your words.

This is ridiculous.

Um, Master Zuno.

Can you tell us everything about the Super Dragon Balls?

That's my next question!

Very well, I shall give you a comprehensive answer

on these cosmic artifacts.

Super Dragon Balls are called "wish orbs."

They were created in the Year 41 of the Divine Calendar

by the dragon god, Zalama, and they are perfectly spherical,

planet-sized celestial objects, measuring exactly

37,196.2204 kilometers in diameter.

Super Dragon Balls are extremely rare

and only number seven.

They are divided between the Sixth and Seventh Universes.

To the mortal eye, they will appear as pale, yellow spheres.

In the center of each is a unique arrangement of red

star-shaped markings, numbering them one through seven.

These red marks refract light,

--Wait. Hold on a sec. --so that they appear as stars

from any viewing angle.

This is a result of Zalama's brilliant structural design,

and in Divine Year 42, Zalama requested

and was granted a patent for this design.

Once all Super Dragon Balls have been found

and gathered in one place, the phrase,

"Come forth, divine dragon and grant my wish,

peas and carrots" must be said in the Divine tongue.

The Divine Dragon Zalama will then appear

and grant thee one wish, and after granting

said wish he will then disappear,

whereupon the Super Dragon Balls will re-scatter themselves

throughout universes Six and Seven

and wait in silence for another seeker

with an unfulfilled wish to gather them again.

[BULMA panting]

[JACO] Did you get all that?

Because I'm not gonna lie, I didn't get any of it.

So, to summarize all that,

there are seven Super Dragon Balls in total,

scattered across the Sixth and Seventh Universes

that can be used to summon the dragon god Zalama?

That's correct.

And, that was your third and final question.

--[BULMA gasps] --[JACO] Bulma!

Wait, just one more thing.

Are we really supposed to say an incantation

as childish as "Come forth, Divine Dragon,

and grant my wish, peas and carrots?"

As I'm sure you heard my attendant say,

you're out of questions.

Oh, come on, you don't mean that!

There are just so many more answers

I need to get out of you!

[ATTENDANT 31A] Your time is up.

You're welcome to get on the list

and ask your questions in seven years.

Waaa! No! Just one more!

The fate of existence hinges on it! Master Zuno!

This is all your fault.

You had to waste your question.

[JACO] My question? Look who's talking!

You wasted two of your three!

Your brain's getting as saggy as your boobs!

[BULMA grunts]

[JACO hollers]

[BULMA] Hmph!

This reminds me, I need to schedule another

galatic chiropractic visit as soon as possible.

Master Zuno's head is really that big?

Oh, the whole story gets way weirder than that.

When Bulma got her turn,

she burned her first question; it was sad!

Whatever. At least now we know

there are only seven Super Dragon Balls

divided between our two universes,

so my canceling-out plan won't work.

And if Champa already has six of them,

then that means he's been sneaking into our universe

for a while now to steal the ones we had.

[BULMA] Yeah, I thought of that too.

Lord Beerus is gonna have a meltdown when he finds out.

[JACO] Hey, Bulma.

There are some important Galactic Patrol things

I gotta get back to.

I did take a half pay vacation day, though,

to come see the tournament next week.

Jaco, I have something for you. Here.

I know how much you love anything from the dairy aisle.

Bulma, maybe there's a polite woman

hiding inside you after all.

Ha-ha.

[VEGETA] Hey!

Yeah, what?

You and Jaco didn't engage in any

funny business, did you?

What do you mean by "funny business," jealous guy?

[VEGETA grunts]

[GOKU] So, what was Jaco saying about something being saggy?

[VEGETA, GOKU] Aah!

Jaco!

[GEPPUMAN muffled grunting]

[JACO] Damn. I should have asked Master Zuno

how to make sure HQ never finds out

I'm responsible for destroying that galactic monument.

Oh, well.

Even if they do find out, I doubt the boys upstairs

give me anything but a slap on the wrist.

After all, I'm Jaco, the elite galactic patrolman!

But I should still probably come up

with at least seven back up excuses.

Maybe eight. Yeah, definitely ten.

Goodbye to our adventure

In twilight we must go our separate ways

And try to discover the path to our own destiny

I can't find the words

to tell you how much our parting hurts

I hope you know I'll always love you

And all that we shared will be remembered

How could I forget your face?

All my memories erased

I can still hear the melody of your voice

Petals fall in from above

Fade away, all that we love

In the twilight,

fade away,

fade away

Sayonara,

fade away,

fade away

Hey, it's me, Goku!

Well, my training's goin' great, and I'm all ready to fight...

...and not just the 6th Universe's warriors.

I can't wait to meet the new guy on our team who's supposed to be stronger than me!

I might even have to give him a little test to see what he's really got, he he he he he.

But I won't have much time to mess around!

The tournament's about to start!

Next time on Dragon Ball Super:

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