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What the hell? Are you possessed?

That was an amazing joint.

You'd had done the same thing to me if you had the chance.

Holy mother of Marijuana!

Some kid let his voleyball down there.

Let's try save?

Do you seeing what I'm in?

Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Oh my God. I can't believe you're marring, Mason.

I know. It's like a dream. Really.

Who is making me sick if you ask me.

Excuse-me?

It's the perfect fairy tale love story,

That's just nasty, cause this only happens in the straight books,

Not with people like us.

Whatever? We love just as much as they do if not more.

Look at this ball.

Nice and yellow.

This is gonna be an upset child.

You know some kid is problably crying himself to sleep tonight,

Wondering where this ball is.

Life lessons I suppose.

You know, I haven't played since I lived in Long Beach.

You say that as if it was a long time ago, it was only last year..

Ok, look you almost mess up my hair.

And I just gotta it done for Valentine's Day, ok?

I thought you'd got it done for my wedding.

Oh, that too. Ops!

BE MINE

It's funny how ones life seems to start

Once your lips encounter the first kiss.

You're not aware of the world you're missing until you get the taste of it.

And sometimes, no matter how small of the taste.

It's just enough to turn your world upside down,

And change it forever.

Mason? Mason? what are you doing?

I am just looking for a book.

The Gay man's Kama Sutra?

- What? - The book.

What kind of research are you doing?

Field research, I see. - Shut up!

- What? - He gonna hear you.

He is hot.

I love you.

I brought you something.

One chocolate-chips cookie for the Mr.

My favorite.

Seriously though you should ask him out.

Right, and that's gonna happen.

He's problably straight anyway.

Says who?

They always are.

No. Or they are always gay.

Besides, if you don't start dating someone in sometime soon

I'm gonna have to claim something is really wrong with you.

Seriously, you're almost out of college, honey.

Don't you think it's about time you had your first kiss?

I've kissed before.

- With a boy? - No.

It just doesn't happen yet.

But the long you wait, Mason

No matter who it's with, no matter how perfect the time or place may be.

It's not gonna live up to your expectations.

How do you know? - I just do.

It's just a game we play.

A game without rules, that we all end up playing.

If you could go and take back your first kiss,

Would you?

Yeah. - See?

But only from the person I had it with.

I wouldn't take back the kiss just who was with.

Things change after you have your first kiss.

I don't want that. I don't wanna live the rest of my life thinking:

"Why him?"

I don't think that.

Mason, don't make me think that.

You don't think that about our first kiss, do you?

No. Besides, all this does not matter,

Because there isn't a guy there for me to even consider kissing.

Why not that guy?

Because he's probrably straight.

Yes you're right.

What?

You're not suppose to agreed with me here.

Sorry. let's get some coffee.

I want to get out of here.

Hey, guys, what's your T?

"What's your T?"

It's from high school.

Means, what's up? - Who says that?

Hi, Mason.

Robin! Hi! - Hi! Eric

What brings you to the library now you can read?

- Because I'm black? - Don't play that card.

[???]

Getting some add to.

- Focus! - I'm meeting a friend here.

What reminds me party tonight my place.

It's not really a party is more a gathering of acquaintances.

More of a crowd?

Yes, the same as usual.

A friend of mine just broke up with his girlfriend and wants to get over it

He broke up with her?

No, she broke up with him.

But shhh, you say he broke up with her.

He gotta be all macho!

You'll be there? - Of course.

Maybe.

I'm sorry "maybe"?

I don't feel like partying in tonight.

He's hot! You're straight?

And I'm sure we'll all end up in the jacuzzi, like normal.

We can just pretend he is gay.

- Eric! - What?

I'm the one who wanna see him shirtless ?

Just let me look.

It's been a while. I won't touch.

He is my friend.

I'll be there.

- What? - Come on.

All right, fine, I'll be there.

8 o'clock. You know the place.

Oh my God! - What?

There he is. - Who?

- Stop being obvious? - I'm not.

A bomb could go off, and he'd still notice you.

Oh! cute boy from the library.

I guess this Valentine's Day you could

Text out your book research on him.

What's the big deal about Valentine's Day anyway?

It's just another holiday for the candy makers.

It's a day to remember love.

Or lack of.

Oh, come on why does have to be a sexual love?

You love me, don't you?

No.

There's one chocolate chips cone left. Can this line move any slower?

How can you eat those things non stop?

Cause they're good.

I'll enjoy my chocolate chips cone a lot more than I will tonight's party.

Oh, come on, stop being a bitch about tonight

I honestly don't want to go.

I will not gonna let you sit at home alone on Valentine's Day.

Stop talking about V day.

Sorry, but it's true.

Next, please.

Hi. What can I get for you?

Can I have a chocolate chips cone?

And a tall Mocha.

Actually we just sold the last cone.

Did you just ordered this too?

My grandmother out in the car really loves chocolate chips cone.

Do you mind?

No, go ahead.

Thanks.

Can I get you anything else?

An iced coffee with caramel I guess .

That will be 7,45.

Thank you.

- I got you - Thank you.

- Twice in one day. - Luck.

That or god is playing a nasty trick on me.

I think not.

What am I going to wear tonight?

I have no cute clothes.

Okay, we'll skip classes,

Go get you a pair of board shorts and a new T-shirt on me.

It will be my Valentine's gift for you.

Does it means I need to buy you something now?

You've been already.

Iced coffee and caramel latte.

Sorry.

My bad.

Did you order this?

Do you wanna?

Iced coffee and caramel latte.

- Now make sense. - Thank you.

Your grandmother?

You said the cone was for your grandmother.

Awkward, I gotta go.

Again, hem?

No, he lied to me.

I hate trying new Coffee shops.

I didn't know you knew each other.

We didn't.

Actually that was the first time we met.

I would have kicked him. Definitely in the ass.

That's the difference between you and me.

You know I hope you mean that in a good way.

Always and only in a good way.

Much, much better.

So then why he didn't come to the party? for me?

Yeah, that's it

Think fast!

- Oh, Wilson! - No you didn't?

- Oh my God! - No you didn't.

Oh my God! I'm so sorry! - Oh my God!

I just got bitch slapped in the face by Wilson!

Are you ok?

Am I bleeding? Wait am I bleeding?

I don't know, I can't see with your hands in front your face.

Oh my God! I'm bleeding I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding

Not to say. You're fine. Relax.

No, because see, all this I went throught the day with your wedding.

And then the pool sour reception at the fireplace that I fixed myself. I'm tired.

With you in the business, Marry. - The reception! We gotta go, come on.

My nose...

Fascinating...

You know all this decoration reminds me of a... - Lift.

Sabotage decoration.

Oh, I was just gonna say that those decorations

Or these decorations they remind me of

This photo I gotta at work last week.

It was of a wake

God, that woman looked so sad.

Was it her wake?

Yeah, still...

Yeah. Help me move this.

Oh, come on!

You can be such a bitch sometimes.

I tend to like bitches.

You would have done the same thing if you had the chance.

No, I wouldn't.

Ok.

The place look really great. He's gonna love it.

Hey guys! Where's Eric?

With Mason.

How did she get here?

No really. Where is he?

I just talked to him on the phone. They're on the way over

I guess it took him forever to get Eric away from some ball...?

Typical. I mean...

When isn't Eric chasing balls?

He's been doing that since the day we met.

What?

So where is the rest of the ice?

Doesn't Eric have an ice machine?

It's broken.

You know, I'll just go to the store and get some.

- I'll be right back. - Well.

So...

How did...?

How did you and Eric meet anyway?

In the library.

Right. I mean, you know, specifically.

In the street.

Need a hand?

He's such a sweet guy.

Charming, sure.

I know, and then we both reach for the same book at the same time.

- Such a lovely way to meet. - I know, right?

No wonder he instantly invited you to this party.

I know, right.

I mean it's a one in a million chance we meet.

And you have to come to my party tonight.

Ok, I'll try, if I can. - Please, come.

So sweet.

What in the hell...?

What is she doing here?

She may see you!

You mean, Irene?

Don't say her name. Her ears might hear.

But I thought you two were friends.

Yes, but not; But no, but yes.

What?

Did I ever told you how we met?

At the library?

If only I wasn't as nice as I am.

Need a hand?

WRITE DEAD PEOPLE

Come on.

Be carefull, here is your bag. - Thank you.

Here is your bag. Oh, shit! - Thank you.

[???]

How did she get invited to the party?

By inviting herself.

Hi. Did you need that book?

What? This book? - Yes, that book.

No no. Have it.

- Thanks, thanks. - You're welcome.

I'm going.

That's a wall. Ok. - Ok.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hi! again.

- Are you crazy? - No.

Let me repay you the kind gesture.

It doesn't count if you are the cause.

Oh, Cool! Valentine's Day party.

Can I come?

Come on. She's harmless.

No no, no. I thought we were supposed to be friends.

You're strong. Oh shit!

Mason!

I saw you at the wedding this morning.

Oh, I know.

Look at you all grown up and married.

Did you bring the lighter? - Yes, here they are.

All you guys, this looks great. This is exactly what a wanted.

- Come, sit down. - You're welcome.

Let's get this fire started, shall we?

Oh, shit!

I don't know why I let Robin convinced me to go to the party.

But I do know fate has its way of showing up at the worst possible time.

Normal crowd?

In this you all.

Where have you two been? What's your team?

He's been driving all around town trying to find a damn chocolate cone.

You should have called I'd brought some for you.

See? Aren't you got a major calm down?

I'll tell you when I'm.

Come in.

Grab a drink I know you want to.

Never mind grabs for you.

Thanks.

Not a problem.

Mason, you know Chris, right?

Mason this is Chris. Chris, this is Mason.

Isn't he just adorable?

Very.

Scones outside, so is my friend.

He's already in the pool and he's been drinking a little.

But I do not mind.

Wow you need to see those abs!

Thanks for the drink.

There he is.

Oh, That sucks!

I'll go get a towel.

Thank you! Good night!

I leave you for 10 seconds.

Robin, it's not funny.

No, no, not at all.

Come on, let me get you cleaned up.

Hey, Darcy!

Christian.

- Got the [???] boy? - No.

So just about your friend who came in earlier...?

Mason?

He's seeing someone?

Yes, very, and innocent.

Don't bite!

I don't bite.

What? As I [???] That's not hard.

We've got trouble.

Bang! This way all of you two faces.

- Trouble? - Only if you ask for it baby.

It's ok... for bringing this?

Oh, girl! No let me forget to tell you something later.

No darling I won't. Gossip? - Thanks.

We don't do that shit here.

This is a drug free zone.

From here to here.

Come in, come in.

- The usual? - Of course.

Jet is here!

Not outside, your ass! Our neighbor is a cop.

Marijuana is not on the top of their most wanted list.

They don't give a rat's ass..

Mind if I try?

Well, try. Hey, is Riley here?

He's inside.

Have you heard the news about his girlfriend?

Excuse-me that would be my story to tell.

Don't take this pretty girl story from her, rude.

Go.

Thank you.

So, about his girl ditching him? All news.

Minus the boring.

Real story? Little Miss is pregnant.

Shut the front door!

It is as I say.

- Shut the front door! - Serious.

No, really. Can you shut the door behind you?

You have the best of[???], don't you? - Thanks.

Still mad? - At?

That guy Eric's friend.

Three times Mason, come on.

Pissed! He's an ass.

He lied to me.

How do you know he doesn't likes Scones just as much as you do?

He's an ass. - A hot ass.

True. I wish I had that ass.

Mason, you are the very cute little ass.

Little? Thanks.

Pregnant?

Who knew he could even get it up?

And the [???] still goes on?

Oh honey.He was dazed.

No never. I gotta take a piss. [???]

Oh, baby, I've got too.

[???]

They attract attention now?

Uh! More then you will ever know.

You should really put yourself out there more.

- Why? - And take more chances.

I don't wanna just go and sleep with every guy I meet.

I'm not talking about sleeping with anyone,

I'm just talking about taking chances.

Talking to people, just talking.

- I take chances. - Not the kind I'm talking about.

Imagine if you will ...

Straight guy walks by ...

He's walking ...

Totally stares ...

He stares...

Guy gay walks by. He just keeps on walking.

Just keeps on walking.

What do I have to give that special someone

if I don't have myself to give?

Do you know how hard it is for me to comprehend those words came from your mouth?

Especially considering they're coming from a gay man's mouth?

I'm not a slut.

I'm sure I'll love sex, I'm just not a slut.

Yet.

It's like being the first person to see the shooting star,

Being the first to see it makes you feel like it was meant just for you.

Created for no other reason than to

Put that sparkle in your eyes that wasn't there only moments before.

And what do you gonna give your second boyfriend you have?

You can only give that once.

Exactly.

I just wanna to be right.

You sound like a little christian girl.

Now...

You can imagine what happens when Riley walks by?

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't have morals.

I know, I just ...

I know you for so long.

And I don't wanna see you get hurt.

As long as you're happy.

I'm.

Well then, Mr. philosophical.

Keep your chin up, and gaze at the stars and...

Let your heart guide your feet.

It's guidance for[???] hasn't it?

Hasn't it?

You're all dry.

Good.

Because I need another drink.

Thanks.

I hope you're happy.

Hey.

Hey. Mister.

Have you seen any scones around here?

- What? - Scones, food.

They were eaten one second ago

Are you serious?

Would you like another drink?

Please.

It is to start, Raspberry Cosmo.

Cheers!

- Top to bottom? - And everything in between...

Another?

- Already? All right.

Up for something stronger?

Why not?

Enjoying yourselves? - Stop it, stop, stop.

Isn't he adorable?

- Blow jobs. - What?

Blow jobs shots.

Come on, have fun.

Oh, I don't...

Do it, it's just a shot.

Hands behind your back.

- It's time to go. - It's time to go.

I hate to do this, but...

I have someone I want you to meet I met her at the library.

Drinks.

Mason this is Irene she writes the obituaries for the local newpaper.

Stop introducing me everytime like that.

Girl, you better work it.

The obituaries?

Yes, weird. I know.

You two have fun.

So...

How long have you been doing that?

About five years. it will be six next month.

It's really interesting getting to meet randow people every day.

- You heard about Irene and her ex? - What about?

He got her pregnant

- Shut the front door! - That's what I said!

I find it depressing.

No, it's really exciting, its like...

Living the life of a thousand different people.

Who are dead!

Sometimes you do come cross people who lived boring lives.

But that's when I like to spice it up.

Spice it up?

Yeah, you know. Make it up,

Things I didn't know about them, things I'd like to change or make up.

I thought she left him.

She just saying that so she doesn't feel stupid.

Apparently word on the street, he found out and dropped her like the [???] girl she is...

- Eric! - It's the word on the street!

Well, he's a dick for doing that.

I still [???]

I gotta get something out on my car.

- I will be right back. - And I'll be right here.

When you come back, I have the most amazing story to tell you.

About this guy I wrote about today.

This morning he was just a bum of the street,

Tomorrow he'll be a dead millionaire.

You guys know what I'm saying?

That's why I love turning bums into millionaires.

All right.

- I love you, guys. - I love you.

So much.

Okay, so can we just continue with your story?

I can't really, cause that's all that I remember from the party.

All the good things I remember.

What?

What is this?

A Blue plate.

Where did you get it? I thought it was all out.

I grab off the table when you were gone.

Which no one else took.

Why?

I realized I owe you one.

You gonna take it?

Thanks.

Thank you. The plate was getting heavy.[???]

I've never seen someone eat Scones like this before.

I'd be willing to bet there's a lot about me that you've never seen before.

- Hey, did you see that? - Yes, a shooting star.

Make a wish.

Done?

Yes.

You didn't wish, did you?

I figured to get the wish to you.

You seem to be the romantic wishing upon the stars.

I'm suppose I am.

Alwas was the one believing in love.

Robin calls me crazy.

Thinks my theory on love is too fantasy for real life.

Robin?

My best friend, she is inside.

I'm sure you know who she was.

And what's the theory of yours?

Oh, you'll think I was just as crazy as she does.

Try me.

Well...

I've always believed that ...

Love is...

When there are no words there to describe it.

It's a look...

A touch...

The unspoken communication between two people.

Love is freedom, truth and trust.

It's when you would rather take all that person's pain,

Then see their suffering or crying a single tear.

When you look into their eyes,

The world melts away...

Time stops.

And you have this perfect moment.

Powerful enough to last the life time

I missed the call.

I didn't hear it ringing until its last time?

I have to say love can be put into words.

You just did.

It was Robin. Probably wondering where I am.

Suddenly it got cold out here.

Take it.

I could just text her.

You're still an ass for what you did this afternoon, you know.

I'm just jealous, I didn't think of that excuses first.

Well, fair enough. So.

How do you know Eric?

He was my first dorm roommate.

Funny he's never mentioned anything about you before today.

I've been pretty out of commission the last couple of years because of my ex.

Oh, right. I forgot about that.

You two just broke up?

No, it's a little more complicated than that.

Sorry to hear that.

Yes, everybody sorry to hear that.

So you and Robin, you know ...

- Are dating? - No.

No, we're not.

Do you have a girlfriend?

I should probably get back inside before she worries.

- Ok. - Thanks.

You know, I don't even know your name.

Mason.

Riley. Nice to meet you.

Oh here.

You can have the rest of this.

You're sure?

Yes. You like it as much as I do.

Thanks.

Hey, you care to smoke?

No thanks, no. I don't smoke.

Not even at parties?

Not really my thing I suppose.

I don't care for the taste of cigarettes.

Yeah, me neither.

I was talking about greens.

Right. I knew that.

So...?

I got enough for two.

Not a lot so I can share with everybody though ...

[???]

Problably I shouldn't after drinking.

All the more reason to do so.

That's a party, it's suppose to have fun.

Follow me. It will be our secret.

Here we go. You get the greens.

Go for it. It's your stuff.

I insist.

I really don't know what I'm doing.

Cover the carb and light the top.

Here. I show you.

You see, as I do it.

Here you go.

Here, hands above your head, come on, hands above your head.

That burned.

Coughing is normal, then you feel a lot more.

This is enjoyable then?

You won't cough all the time.

Here. - No, I have hurt my throat. I'm good.

How about this?

A shotgun and never you will feel burning again.

Shotgun?

When I say so, open your mouth and breathe it.

You can let it out now.

Don't burn like that, did it?

No, look Moi, no coughing.

I should probably go back inside.

Before Robin sends out a search party.

Thanks for the weed.

Surely.

See you inside?

Yeah, I see you.

Tumbling Tower chain bitches!

Yes, come on know.

Oh, get that out from here.

I don't know if you guys are ready for this.

Next time!

Totally, yes, next time. definitely.

Next time.

What does it says?

"Kiss the person across from you." Acroos from you...Acroos from you...

Pool time guys!

Not even the time! Dang!

Come on, Robin, come on.

I don't think so. No, I'm not going in.

How so?

I'm not drunk like you bitches and I'm not skinny dipping.

We're not necessarily skinny dipping we're just ...

Sitting in the jacuzzi. And swimming in the pool...

It just happened we're not wearing any clothes!

And sitting in a chain skinny dipping is...?

Everybody is doing it.

And if we all jumped off a bridge, asshole?

If I saw they floating after jumping...

I would jump!

Drunk dive jump...

Come on, Robin, you made me come to this party.

Come on!

Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. All right.

But you all have to close your eyes.

Guys, turn around, turn around.

I'm not kidding, close your eyes!

Come on.

Why are you taking so long?

Come on in Robin.

Guys! Guys! I have a story I have a story.

Excuse me guys, excuse me guys, I need to ...

I need to go out. You want me to go out with you?

It's getting too hot here, want to jump in the pool?

Sure.

Irene, Hey. Why don't you go and bring us a couple of drinks?

- Anything? - Surprise us.

I love surprises.

That girl is so awkward. - Really?

Just ask her about her job.

I'll remember to do that.

- Who you're looking for? - No one.

- Come on... - Riley.

He said he would be right back.

You know...

I wouldn't believe everything he says...

What do you mean?

- Haven't you heard? - Heard what?

About his ex and the scandal.

I guess I'm not in the loop.

He got her pregnant and then dumped her.

Riley?

Yes, and now she keeps trying to get back with him.

Here you go boys.

Cheers!

... So in the end he'll be a dead millionaire.

I mean that's one of the things I made up...

You're so silly! So there was this stripper...

What the fuck!

Are you okay? Oh shit! Come on, come on.

Speaking of Mason. I haven't seen he in a while. Have you?

It's Mason. I'm sure he's fine.

He's pretty drunk, but I'm pretty sure he's fine.

Here we go, come on. So.

Get all out.

Better? Here.

- Don't take care, I don't mind. - I don't feel good.

Being Captain Obvious tonight?

I don't know. I think I'll go look for him.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- But I'll be right back. - Ok.

- Can you walk? - No.

You wanna try before you answer that?

Mason.

Hey, Robin.

What are you doing?

He's out I'm taking him to bed.

Okay.

Let me see if I can find something in here for him.

- How is he doing? - Ok.

It's not like him to drink this much.

You know, it happens sometimes.

Mason. Come on, Mason, wake up.

Come on, you need to wake up now, come on.

Well, he's not there.

Do you find anything in there?

No. Eric doesn't have anything in this house.

He needs to get some substance into his stomach to help soak all the alcohol.

Yeah, I can go to the store its just around the corner.

Yeah, might be a good idea. - Yeah. Ok.

Oh, by the way, Alicia is down stairs looking for you.

You didn't tell her I was up here, did you?

No, I didn't talk to her I just saw her.

Do you mind not tell her?

It is not my place to get in the middle of your issue.

Issue? Someone talked about it?

You can't expect to be an asshole in front of everybody to ignore it.

How was I an asshole?

It's like a teen soap opera, you get her pregnant, and leave?

Who got her pregnant was Josh. That's exactly why I left her.

Josh?

She's cheating on me if you care to know the truth.

I'm sorry, I only know what I heard.

Is what is going around? We never fuck. [???]

[???] it's not mine.I mean, she broke up with me because of that.

She's now trying to get back with me, because Josh freaked out when he found out.

I didn't know.

I guess no one knows and no one will.

I mean, she lied to me, but

There's no need for her to deal with everyone talking about it.

Look, I'm gonna go get some food. Do you wanna come with me?

Yes. I'll come. I need to get out of the house.

Hey, why don't you stay here and make sure Mason doesn't drown in his sleep?

I can do that. If you're okay going by yourself.

Yes, I'm a big girl, and it's Long Beach. I'll be right back.

- Alright. - Okay.

Hey, Robin!

Mason.

Hey, Mason.

Mason, wake up.

I've got something for you to eat.

I got scone.

Come on, open your mouth.

Open up.

That's a good boy.

I'm a dog now?

You can be whatever you wanna be.

You're still sleeping?

I was.

It's three in the afternoon.

I'm glad to see you're still alive.

Get up! Get up, sleepyhead! Wake up! Wake up!

I'm up, happy?

Coffee?

One more think to add to the book of firsts before I kiss.

I don't remember a thing.

Well, all I remember is ...

But I couldn't tell you what any of that meant.

Well, that is too bad.

- Why? - I don't know.

- Robin! - What?

You're a bitch, you know this right?

Okay.

Just tell me. I'm not in the mood.

You slept in the same bed as a certain someone last night.

What? Who?!

He watched over you all night.

Isn't he...?

Let's find out.

Hey. How are you feeling?

Good, I guess.

I'll make an order. I'll be right back.

I just wanted to say thanks for taking care of me last night.

Don't worry about it.

Can I say you "thanks"?

You just did.

I mean, more like a dinner or something.

- Dinner? - Or not...

Maybe a lunch or just coffee, I can just shake your hand.

Dinner will be nice. On you?

Of course. Maybe I can just get your number?

Here you go.

Yeah. Call me.

Mason!

Number.

So, how do you like try new coffeeshops now?

Technically, we haven't try this one because you didn't buy anything.

Well, okay.

WELCOME TO THE PORT OF LONG BEACH

Call him!

A little pathetic don't you think?

I don't need it, I just get his number it was ten minutes ago.

And?

And he's still working I know that for a fact.

Right. All the more reason for you to call him.

It will get in the answering machine and he'll have to call you back.

Hello!

Riley?

Hey, about that dinner ...

How did you get my number?

Your friend Robin.

Like I said about that dinner ...

Look, if you can't make it or something ...

- How about tonight? - Tonight?

Go, I have a date of my own.

Unless you're busy. - No, tonight is great.

How about 7 pm?

Seven ... It is.

Hey, I gotta get back to work I talk to you later.

Bye!

Are you all right?

- Hi. - Hi. Are you ready?

As I'll ever be without killing myself.

- You've been playing your whole life? - Since I was four.

You know, I used to play baseball.

- Really? - Well, in the sixth grade.

Why did you stop?

I was afraid of the ball.

I'd swing with my eyes closed.

My whole team hated me, I was always out.

You've been out that long?

No one knows about you?

No.

I really know about myself yet.

But I do know you caught my eye though and I'm interested.

It's just so hard to tell... What I know.

I don't know, I'm still really confused.

I know what you mean. Robin helped me through it all.

She was my first.

You have sex with her?

No.

That's a story we don't need to go into right now,

I meant she was the first person I told.

Robin...

- What you're looking at? - Robin!

Speak of the she devil, and she will appear.

What is she hiding herself like that?

Why does she does half of the things she does?

Shouldn't we ask her to join us?

No. And be afraid of what would happen if we did.

Let me.

I thought this was suppose to be me thanking you.

It is. But let me pay for the bill.

You can thank me in another way.

Oh no.

- I like her. - You can have her.

Here.

Thank me by saying yes.

BE MINE...

Mason BE MY VALENTINE Riley

Hey. Let's get out of here.

Where are we going?

Must you know everything? Get in.

Your building has an amazing view of downtown.

Thanks.

What?

What is this?

What?

Well, I know how you love the stars.

And I love coming up here, when no one else is here so.

I figured... .

And with a plate lit with candles?

Red - your favorite color.

And I know how you've always wanted to be with a boy on a red blanket

With white candles burning.

Yes... but on a beach,

Or a cliff overlooking the ocean.

I know, but there's not really nice beaches around here.

So I thought this would work.

How did you know all of this?

Let's just say a little bird told me.

And what else did this little bird told you?

Someone doesn't exactly remember what happened last night.

And that you've never kissed a boy before.

Hey, it's nothing to be embarassed about I've neither.

I was hoping we might be able to experience this together,

Up here, is the closest to the stars that we can get.

I'll never know if my first kiss was the perfect first kiss.

But for me the world stopped.

There is such a thing as the perfect moment,

The perfect place and the perfect someone.

Now, right here with him.

English Subtitles translated from Russian Pinky and the Brain