Original subtitles

Should I take this shirt?

Hell, yeah. I look great in it.

- I'm coming!

-Yeah.

Man, relax.

It's just a trip.

Life's a journey

all of them different.

The ideal is experiencing them freely.

From a place of calm and love.

Maybe you let fear take over once.

that was a significant stop.

Love and fear are also journeys.

Inner journeys with their own stops.

Love is the greatest journey. It's a journey with no fixed destination.

8 YEARS

Is this your first time here?

ABEL DIAZ LAGO It almost seems so.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Here you go.

You travel with your body.

Are you free?

Excuse me?

Tourists.

They travel with their bodies.

They have a lot to learn.

-A lot to shed. -What do I have to shed?

Only you know that.

Sorry!

Okay! Sorry!

Excuse me.

Do you have a light?

There's no one else here.

I said, do you have a light?

—d&^l^p'



Want some?

No. Addictions put limits on you.



They don't let you think straight.



You haven't smoked for long.

-Really? -Yeah.



How do you know?



You hold it like a sissy.

You're not confident, manly.

And how is that?

If I did that, they'd kick me out of the fag club.

The confident ones are the biggest fags of all.

I'm spent.



-Get up! -What?

-Up! -Come down.

What is it? Where are you

Hey, what are you doing?

Jose!

Please, ®®me here.

Jose...





Jose!

Come on!

No way

Come on.

Jose Martinez.

David Madrid Escolpe.

Officer,

could you please tell us when we'll be able to leave?

Many cities allow nudism.

Baby, they've even given you a blanket.

You should have no complaints.

I wish they'd-given me one when I was caught naked in the street.

Jose.

Lucia!

Are you okay?

Listen, please,

could you let them go already? They're our friends,

they just got here on holiday.

-It was a prank. -Miss.

They were naked in the street.

I know, I understand.

But there were no obscenities.

Do you know how many calls we've received?

Were there any minors around?

Careful with that!

I'm freezing!

I'll give you something to wear.

-Oh my God. -Wow!

You look so funny. Wait.

Let me take a picture.

-It's not fucking funny. -It isn't?

-No. -You loved it.

-Sorry. -Have they posted it?

Take it easy. What's the problem?

-That well look like fools. -Well, you did it.

-Thank you. -Yeah. You should thank me.

Okay,

these are my rave phase clothes.

Yeah.

Yeah, honey, look.

I love that one!

Yeah.

Oh my God!

-That's not so bad. -Yeah.

-Right? -Yeah.

Josito.



M

1

-You know I've missed you, right? -I've missed you too!

If it weren't for David, I don't think you'd be here.

You're in La Palma. Give yourself some space. Enjoy it.

Don't let everything be about David.

I know, Lucia. I'm fine.

-Really, don't worry. -Sure, now you're great.

I never imagined you'd get back together.

You bastard.

Well, we're going to try it.

And it wasn't your idea?

Does he agree, after you had such a hard time?

Yeah. We're here, aren't we?

Then that's it.

This time it will be different.

-Shit, I love this. -Right?

The truth is, it's a gift.

There's an area over there--You have to go.

It's amazing.

Sometimes,

when the wind blows,

you can hear a voice.

It's like nature speaking to you.

Fuck.

Do you want a hand, honey?

I'll be right over.

n .'$ •£' fl'

I've never seen so many bitches.

I hate it when they talk

while I'm interrupting.

I got you!

-That's a great one. -Even I'm drinking.

-Did you publish the camp thing? -No.

They lost their shit

because there was a picture

of a girl in her underwear.

I had to change it for "propriety". It was unbelievable.

-I thought that was your Pulitzer. -So did I. But everything's so fake.

Nothing's natural anymore.

If you want to wax your pussy, go ahead, do it.

Otherwise, a moustache and armpit hair.

My turn. My love, this one's for you.

The best things in life

mess up your hair.

No way.

How can I forget you,

if when I start to forget you I forget to forget

and start remembering you?

Fuck off.



How can I forget you

if when I start to forget you

I forget to forget

and start remembering you?

You cheater! That’s cheating.

You cheater! That's cheating.

No way.

-Everybody drinks! -You asshole.

So, how long are you staying?

-The whole month. -Wow.

-Yeah. -Is it true that--

What?

You hadn't seen each other.

They're nuts, honey. It had been ten months

since they saw each other. They met again here.

We always wanted to visit the island together.

And this is the perfect time. Right?

Such a lovely reunion!

And at the police station, you fuckers!

-What about you? -We're great.

-We want to have a baby. -No.

You were so quiet!

That's huge news.

Well, I’m the one who wants it.

-I'm going to be an uncle. -Hold on, not so quick.

don't want a pregnancy.

At the most an adoption.

-There's kids- -Being a mother is more natural.

-Am I right? -Yeah.

It's a genetic thing, the bond

is much stronger.

Education and love are more important.

-That's what makes you a mother. -Pregnancy

creates stronger bonds with your child.

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

Not if you can't have a pregnancy

without complications.

Not if you're in hospital

and I'm scared to death thinking you’ll die in childbirth.

Everything will be okay.

Besides, if I couldn't do it...

There's two of us, right?

We've had enough to drink.

David?

A load

of aliens had kidnapped my family

and I was standing on a waterbed--

Good morning.

Good morning, Josito.

Where's David?

I don't know. I think he left early.



-Is everything all right? -No idea. I don't know where he is.

-Have some breakfast. -Your house is freezing.

David!

I'm on the waterbed, but the aliens aren't what you might expect.

They're not coneheads, no.

-They're like small, tiny dots. -David!

And the room is full of tiny dots.

ts a most 1PM.

Sweetheart, come with us. Let's go for a walk.

Why won't he answer?

Jose, sweetheart.

You're doing it again.

I'm sure it's nothing.

-Let's go for a walk. -Yeah. I know.

I'm sure.

Let's go then.

I'll stay here writing, I have something to finish. Okay?

I'm fine.

I'll take my phone.

Why do you fucking do this to me?

Why do you fucking do this to me?

I'll tell him to fuck off.

I'll tell him to fuck off! This is too much.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

He's a motherfucker. It's not the first time.

Get in, you sexy beast.



Will you explain this?

Surprise.

-Where are we going? -Wherever you want.

I can't believe it.

; It's been a long time now ;

J' It's been a long time now ;

J' Without going for a walk ;

J' Without going for a walk /

J' It's scary to think you might be leaving /

Hit it!

; The Isla Bonita wants to trap us /

J' It's scary to think you might be leaving /

-Hey! -What are you doing?

Come on, man!

Come on, man

-Fags! -Get lost!

-What are you doing? -Fuck!

Come on, you faggot!

-Fuck off, you asshole! -David, shit.

I can’t hear that fag voice.

-Get in front! -Is the moustache boy going to cry?

-Dickhead! Asshole! -Fags!

Are you okay?



t

Wow!

This is beautiful.

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Look.







David

David.



Dude.

It's awesome, come.

Come on, we have a long way to go.





Wait!

-David. -What is it?

-Are you okay? -Sure I'm okay.

Holy shit!

Shit!

Come on!

-Let's take a picture! -Want a sandwich?

No!

I want you to get in.

Dude, don't be a pain. I said I was coming.

You're such a fool. Yeah!

You're a fool.

Really?





This island is amazing, right?

Not as much as you.

You touch something inside me.

Know what I felt?

Like my insides were dancing.



My stomach was beating, my heart

was digesting.

I know, it's crazy.

I've never felt like this

my life.

I want to have children with you.

And have them look like me.

-You idiot. -I won't let you

have a say in their education.

I'd teach them how to pack.

What's wrong with my luggage?

J'@se.

I have t® leave in four days.

They called from the lab.

Can't another go?

I'm sorry.

Anyhow,

you can stay.

We were spending a month together.

A month.

That's crazy, isn't it?

Jose.

We still have four days left.

Okay.

-Then come with me. -Where?

It's here.

Park there. -There?

Yeah.

-Where are you taking me? -You'll be blown away.

Hi, handsome. How are you?

-Good evening. -Come with me, honeybun.

-Later. -Daddy,

not later, now.

Hi. How are you?

-Here? -Okay.

Good evening.

You girls are new here.

-New for you. -I can see your wrinkles, honey.

What will it be?

Beer.

-Another. -So predictable.

By the way,

I'm Uma. Uma Turner.



Guys, okay, Uma sends these

Teneguias over,

like the volcano.

Divine.

Come on, bottoms up.

Shit, this tastes great.

I taste even better, but you're tasting me.

What's n it?

That’s a secret.

It has...

A town

with the fruit of happiness.

What's in the Virgin’s Salad?

And the Roque Steak?

Look.



I'll decide what to bring.

-What did she say? -'TH decide what to bring."

Here you have

what you been waiting for.

She combines the beauty of ice,

the toughness of a hammer.

And New Zealand kiwis!

A combination of the frozen wind and the burning flame.

In my pussy!

She's

our wild Medieval trans,

Thora!



Roy, don't go, my love.

You must be wondering

why my name is Thora.

Well, it isn't because of the god Thor. My name is Thora

because I'm the cow of the Spanish Toro.

I've always loved

having a good package

right in front of me. That's what I'm looking for tonight.

I'm looking for the best package in the club.

How is your night going?

I have the formula to make it unforgettable.

Do you? And what is it?

You coming to my ranch.

I have a thoroughbred.

Wow.

It's absolutely huge.

I've never ridden.

When you get on,

you won't ever want to get off again.

Ever.

We're together.

Then let's go all three.

We're getting married.

Homos!

These two are getting married!

What do you mean married?

They have to tell me all about it!

Okay, tell me.

Suck on that a bit.

Get some practice for the wedding night.

What's that they say you're getting married?

I am.

How can you?

-With him. -This homo?

How about it?

I'm giving you my number afterwards.

For a goodbye tryst.

How long have you been together?

Eight years.

Eight years! That's prehistory.

You're getting married

with this guy

after eight years? Aren't you tired?

-Not too much. -No? All right.

You know what? There isn't a better person than Thora

the huntress.

Let's have some church music

and lighting, Paco.

Come with me.

-Come on. -No way.

-Yeah. -No, Jose.

-Come on over. -It's embarrassing.

I'm going to marry you.

What do you mean "no"? Listen to me.

One on each side, come on.

You hear, and you here.

Let's see.

Who is the girl?

It doesn't matter?

Well, I’m^jaming you the girl in the group.

Here you go.

You're like the Little Mermaid.

Beautiful.

In your presence and by the power invested in me,

I declare you...

Fag and faggot.

Get out! Go bother someone else!

Are you kicking us out,

-transvestite bitch? -Not transvestite,

transexual.

Stop bothering us.

-Get out! -Oh, I'm trembling.

You're a bunch of wussy

homos.

All these homos will kick you out.

Leave!

Take it easy, little fag.

Get the fuck out!

Bad waitress.

These thugs love you.

Eat my pussy, you bastard!

Fuck off!

Go bother someone else!

We're leaving because we want to. We'll be seeing each other again.

-Out. -We'll be seeing each other.

-Fucking fags. -Get out!

-Watch your manners. -Out!

-Don't touch me! -Out!

Out!

Sons of bitches.

Let's continue with the wedding!

Get them married!

We're partying hard, it's a wedding!

Come on!

They're a pain in the ass.



-Come on, this is a wedding. -It's our wedding.

Let it go! You homo!

I need a big dick!

You homo! I need a big dick!

A real man.

Macho men. Hey.

-Hi. -My love.

-What's up? -Want to party?

Come here, you hot thing.

Take a sip.

-Hello. -Hi.

How are you?

Fabulous. Thora, daughter of Thor, just married us. What about that?

-The daughter of a whore. -The best wedding in the world!

Shut up, you drunk. -You're the best.

Your arm is always at a 90 degree angle.

It's 45 degrees, look.

Give me your ass at 45 degrees!

It's 45 degrees!

Shut up, you drunk!

You're getting married to this clown?

You know what? What Thora ties,

her cunt decides. I'll separate you right now.

-That's it! -No!

-I'll divorce you. -Bastards.

Bastards!

Son of a bitch, come here!

I'll put my cock up your ass!

-Son of a bitch! -Come on!

Thora, wait!

-Sons of bitches! -Homos!

Thora, run!

-Let's go now. -No.

-Yeah. -No.

-Come on, let's go. -Okay, yeah.

-Shit. -What is it?

Shit!

Where's the fucking car?

Open up! Hey!

Fucking hell.

Have you seen a car? -Sit here with me.

A yellow car, an MG!

What car? Come here honey, I have boats.

Give me your phone.

-No, give it to me. -It's dead.

Fuck me!

Fuck!



Excuse me.

We need to call the police.

Our car has been stolen and I need your phone for a moment.



Could you at least tell us where the closest town

or police station is?

-Forget it. Let's go. -Right.

You could at least help.

Do you know how much I paid?

V-

No, of course you don't.

Because you never pay.



Because you're always fucking broke.

It wasn't like I asked for it.

What?

I didn't ask for that car, David.

Don't worry.

I have two cars. Right there.

Choose one.



Hey.

Please, please, please!

No way. That's unlucky, man.

In the middle of fucking nowhere.





Get in Uncle Raul's rolling bitch.

Sorry.

Ready.

Stop here.

Stop. Please, we're together.

David, get in!

Buddy, don't be so cocksure,

the devil built this road!

David.

Get out.

-What are you saying? -Look.

Open the door for him.

-Get out, Jose. -Come on, David.

Get

You,

how do you know my name?

An ugly bird told me.

Can you smell that?

This is going to be big!



Let's go, man.

-Why? -Let's go.

What's wrong with you?

-Let's go. -Just a little while.

A little while.

Come on, kids, we don't have all day!

I want to see a smile on that face. A huge smiley.

Okay, let's see, the wind tells me

it's this way, this way.

Good morning, milady.

Is this den of iniquity yours?

Excuse me?

Who owns this club?

It's mine.

"It's mine".

No!

I think it's mine now, right?

For a few hours.

-Uncle Raul! It's Uncle Raul!

Uncle Raul, can we take a selfie with you?

Sure. And two and three.

-Hey, where do you come from? -From La Palma.

From La Palma?

And I'm from Murcia.

She's from Murcia. How are you? I'm South American.

I'm Aday.

What do you need?

Well done, little prince.

Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, internet connection.

-Can I get it? -Right away.

-Come on, dude, let's go. -Is this guy famous?

-Do you know him? -No.

David, what is it? Why be so gloomy?

Please, I just want to go to the police station.

Can't we go later?

Jose. Shit.

Hey.

We have to go.

What? What are you saying?

They stole our car.

You're a pair of jokers.

No, listen. You're with Uncle Raul.

Everything's going to be all right. In fact, you'll have a blast.

Say it with me so I can hear it. "We're going to have a..."

-Blast. -That's it!

Wait for us!

Oh, yeah!

What's that step?

The "paparajote".

What's that? "Papajote"?

How do you say it?

sugar coated.

I love Murcia!

Hey, listen,

want to go down?

My boy!

Come here.

Relax.



A bit of keta?

Keta?

Sure, to powder your nose.

-Well, yeah. -No.

Just to get in the mood.

No, you'll regret it.

You two are so funny.

How long have you been on the island?

A few days.

You have to go to La Polla.

You'll go crazy for it.

We've already been.

Really?

Look.

Hit it.

Go on!

That's it!

That's it, my God.

We met here

eight years ago.

We're celebrating.

-Shit. -Yeah.

That's something.

Life. The fucking bitch with its ups and downs,

This world would be better off with more romantics.

Me?

Believe it or not, but I'm here for love.

The thing is, my heart is frozen.

You know.

So many bitches want to be with Uncle Raul,

you have to put some distance.

But love isn't special.

Love isn't real. "Love is in the air".

It's like a virus.

They're crazy in love, but not with you.

They're crazy obsessed,

or sick, or I don't know what to call it.

Well! What happened to milady?

My friend!

That's it, don't stop!

He looks like a go-go.

Let's go!

Come on!

That's it!

You know what to do. To the ground.

I want you on the ground.

That's it.

Crawling.

On the ground! That's it!

You want me to pull your hair?

Look at that!

For you. It's raining.

Hey, watch out.

What's the matter?

-Do you want to crawl too? -What about you?

Get up, come on.

-Get up. -Take it easy, motherfucker.

Everything's chill. I don't judge people.

I'm omni-rights.

I'm omni-sexual.

I'm all for genders, for ethnicities.

And deviations.

And right now...

I'm really into what I see.

And I think you are too.

Come on, let's go.

For you.

-What should we do? -What do you want?

I don't know. Wanna try?

I'll try it if you try it.

"Electrolyte drink with carbohydrates

providing stamina

for intense exercise".

Intense.



Ready to burn some wheels, right?



I ^ A O l^^

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

You like him, don't you?

-You can't stop flirting. -Are you jealous?

Don't be stupid.

Don't be stupid!

Give me a kiss, come on.

Give me a kiss.

I did it because you also wanted it.

But I love you, you know it.

-Don't you. -Hi.

Is there room for me?

Let's go!

Come on!

What are you doing? Stop!

-What are you doing? -We don't have all day!

Baby, you're the one doing it!

Stop, what are you doing?

Here.

Who's quicker?

The human bitch,

or the machine bitch?

-Will you stop? -Let's see.

Oh, the machine bitch won!

See you, losers!



Motherfucker!



What an asshole.

^ 4

Two cacti are on a road.

One says, "Hi". And the other, "Shit, a talking cactus."

I'll tell you the joke the girl from Murcia told me.

What does a tanga say to another tanga?

What pussy do we wear today?

Look at those faces.



Who's this?



The girls gave me such a boost,

I didn't hesitate, I thought, "This is it."

It was too much.

You have no idea.

She must be crazy looking for me.

So, you left without warning?

-No warning at all. -I'm a big fan!



What's wrong with you two?

Nothing. We haven't slept.

Where's Fayna?

We're giving each other some space. The concert will be good for us.

Who would have thought

I would be thinking of having a kid at 30?

It's my fault. I encourage her, but then doubts creep in.

It's amazing we all met on that trip.

I'm really lucky with Fayna. The truth is...

I'd do anything for her.

Can you see that mist over there?

Those clouds?

-They're floating. -Yeah, fucking far off.

Is that mist?

Maybe it is. Or maybe it's Saint Brendan's.

The ghost island.

Old tales describe it

as an island that appears and disappears.

In fact, some explorers say

they stepped on its shores.

And it's always placed west of La Palma.

Which means it should be seen exactly

from here. The wandering island.

Holy shit.

Wow, man, that was awesome!

I have to g© to the bathroom.

Have some of this, it's amazing!

-I'll be right back. -Jose, stay here!

-No, Jose! -Stop!

Let it go.

Here.

Drink, we're at a party!

I don't want.

Oh, little missy!

You've forgotten how to have a good time. Drink!

Because in no time you'll be a slave.

Jose, don't start imagining things, please!

What happened?

-What is it, David? -Nothing.

Really?

-Jose, please. -Do you take me for a fool?

Just a kiss, that was it!

Jose, it was just a kiss.

-Okay, all right. -That's it.

Okay.

Please, Lucia, leave us.

Nothing happened.

We're here, aren't we?

That's why you hook up with another guy?

If Raul were here, you'd hook up with him, right?

What?

Fuck it.

You do this.

Right.

Son of a bitch!

-You've got no shame. -Sorry?

What I said.

You've got no shame!

Jose, please. Jose!

Jose.



-Do you like him? -Hey!

-No. -No?

-What about him? -Really, stop.

I can look for another.

-I'm here for you. -I'm also here for you.

This is a reunion, right?

Besides, tomorrow I'm leaving, Jose.

What's going on here?

Nothing's going on.

Believe me.

This is how you want things to be?

Sweetheart, wait.

Wait. He's an asshole, but forget about it.

Listen, we're going to drink a few shots.

Come on, let's drink a few shots.

Lucia, I don't need you to stand up for me or fix my life!

-Okay? -Honey.

-Let go! -Maybe just a bit.

You're a drama queen, everything's a big problem.

-Really. -Give me the keys.

-Come on. -The keys!

-What keys? -Fuck!

Hey, hey, hey! Sweetheart, enough!

Enough. You have to solve some issue, yes.

But it's not the time, and it's definitely not the way.

The concert is starting in five minutes, it will be fucking awesome.

Give me the fucking keys.

-Fuck with the keys. -Fuck you, man!

-Fuck you! -Okay.

Give me the fucking keys.

You'll see tomorrow.

There won't be a Lucia there for you.

-Shit! You won't be able to call her

and tell her all your shit.

Are you listening to me? Jose, I want you to stay.

Stay.

-Will ygu ©gem the fucking... -Stay, enjoy, party.

Don't do it for David,

stay with me, man.

Fucking drama queen.

You're a fucking shitty drama queen.

I'm a drama queen?

What about you? Where's Fayna?

Focus on your life, it's not perfect either.





If Raul were here, you'd hook up with him, right?



Jose!

-Do you take me for a fool? -It was just a kiss!

LUCIA WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T FIND FAYNA.



I've heard about a legend.

A ghost island.

Saint Brendan's.

It's best not to search for it.

Let yourself go,

and this island

will find you.

I feel increasingly lost on this island.

Because you're searching.

What do you search for?

I guess I was looking for something.

But I'm no longer sure.

Where's your friend?

How do you know about that?

Where is he?

He must be in Madrid already.

Is he searching for the same thing as you?

I'm Airam.

-I'm Jose. -You're Jose.

Come.

He's with me.

-It's improper. I can't see the energy.

I'll be his guide.

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3 iff

David!

David!

David!





Lola, you're just too much Lola!

Call the doctor.

Hello.

You're Jose, right?

You had a severe panic attack

made worse by the drugs.

There are certain practices

you have to prepare for beforehand. You know?

Even do a deep psychological check-up.



We didn't have to call anyone.



They were already looking for you.





It's okay.

It's okay.

You're here.

Of course I'm here.

I'm really sorry.

Hold on.

-Can you? -Yeah?

-Where's the convertible? -They haven't heard anything.

Anyway.



What do you think?



Come on.



A classic, right?

-Glory. -A Beetle, it's beautiful.



Let's see.



-Did you come here in this? -The door!

That's it. Ready.

He's been looking for you since the concert.

You had us really worried.

Where's Lucia?



She says she can't trust you.

Have you seen her?

No, we've texted each other.

She doesn't realize how hurtful she can be.

You know what the worst is?

She always has to be right.

But, you know, sometimes you have to dream.

Hey, this tastes great. What is it?

Mint hummus.

-Do you like it? -Yeah.

I'd tried beetroot hummus, but not mint.

-It's been around for ages. -Here.

-Wow. -Silence.

It's good.

It's great.

You should try his stews.

He cooks like a grandma.

Guys.

Get ready.



I killed a dog.

I swear I didn't want to, but I was terrified.

That's not me.

That's not me.

I don't know what's up.

Stop.

-Stop, your hurting me. -Wait, you're going to like it.

Fuck, I'm telling you to stop.

Thanks for staying.

We can leave whenever you want.

You stay.

I'll leave with you.

Seriously, stay and enjoy the trip.

These days I've been

in the hospital, what have you done?

Look for you.

The guy from the festival?

Jose, don’t, okay?

You're not telling me?

Jose...

You'll never change.

I do change.

But we should be able to talk about this.

Yeah.

Why did you hook up with him?

Look, I don't know.

-It didn't mean anything. -Whatever it was.

I guess I was jealous.

Jealous about what?

About what?

Hey.

I don't want to argue.

Look at me.

Look at me!

Are we good?

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Look who's here! My neighbors,.

The boys.

Look, this chick is Julia. We can sit here, right?

I missed you.

Believe it or not,

they're the fucking bosses.

They took over

a whole club. And then...

they left me high and dry.

Can you believe it?



So?

-Where were you? -At a concert.

I had a gig.

It's frothy.

Look at this.

Whose birthday is it?

It's our anniversary.

No! Okay, then blow out the candle.

Go on, I'll help you.

You're a bit slow this morning!

Come on!

One,

two..

Happy anniversary, you fuckers!

You've got me--

You've have no idea.

Come on.

Come on, come here.

Bring it here.

Can you feel that?

It's because of you.

I'll pleasure you'.

First one.

Then the other.

Uncle will give you pleasure you've never experienced.

So say it.

Come on, Uncle Raul.

Come on,

Uncle Raul.

Come on,

Uncle Raul.

Come on,

Uncle Raul.

Hey! What's the matter? Dude, come ba'ck.

Where are you going? Come back here, bitch!

Did you see that?

You're not leaving.

No, no, no.

Ho,

don't ever get a boyfriend.

Jose!

You like him, don't you?

Huh?



-Boys! -Hi.

What's up?

It's a great day.

Sure.



Hi, Lucia.

So, David, what do you feel like?

i| d^n’t know.

Whatever you want.

Shit.

-What is it? -My screenplay.

You direct two episodes?

And you start now? -No.

You deserve it.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

What's the matter?

You left me stranded, you homo rat.

I know, I'm sorry.

I was freaking out.

And how are you now?

I feel like shit, actually.

Listen to me.

You don't need anyone to feel good.

Do you know that?

How are you?

I'm good.

With Fayna?

-Well- -What is it?

Guys, just a sec. Hear me out.

-Now? -Yeah.

-Wow. -It's just that Fayna

and me...

-Come on, say it. -We have to tell you

something really important.

-Dude! -Go on!

Okay.

We've decided

we're...

-We're having a baby. -No way.

Yeah. And I'm the one getting pregnant.

You'll be the most beautiful mom in the world.



Congratulations, girls.

-Congratulations. -Yeah.

Hey, isn't that my car?

-Dude! -Start it!

Let's go!

David!

What is it?



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My car!

Motherfuckers!



Where's the fucking police?

-Wait. -Fucking hell!

I know where they're going.

Where?

To the neighborhood.



Dude!

Sweet mother of God.

Look who's here.

It's your son.

The homo defector.



He must have had a good reason to go.

To not answer to our love letters.

-Right, puppy? -Daddy,

Daddy.

What kind of welcome is this?

I'm always with you.

-For whatever you want. You know it. -Are you here to bother us?

No.

Bad puppy.

Give back the car, please.

You want the car. Go get it.

Come.

-Come on, come! -Go ahead.

Give us the car and we'll leave.

Sweet Lord,

this is full of dirty fags.

What did you say?

Are you a fag?

And I'm proud of it.

I hate you.

I'm going to kill you on the spot.

And then are you going to shoot yourself?

For faggot.

Please, put the gun down.

Puppy.

Tell your fucking boyfriend to shut up.

Tell your fucking boyfriend to shut up.

We didn't think you'd still be together.

You deserve something worse.

Jose, no.

Much worse.

Don't say you like the same faggot.

-Please stop it, okay? -He's also

a fucking sissy.

Dude, relax, relax.

We're all family here.

-Lying Puppy. -Trickster.

Look, let's do this.

You give them backthe car



and we'll talk. How about it?

We'll talk.

There's no fucking way.

Wow. This is a bit ugly, isn't it?

Look.

The car is reported as stolen.

How long will it last?

Besides,

I have much more Gucci stuff.

-4 I

Pure rocks.

For a stea .

Tonight!

Tonight, at the port.

Two for one.

-And a free rock. -Three for one.

-Three for one. -Give me your word.

Puppy gives his word.

-Are you okay? -Yeah.

Wait, Jose!

Jose!

Jose!

I don't know who you are.

Can you tell me?

Please?

You've fooled me.

I hooked up with him before I met you.

We had a threesome.

A fucking threesome with a guy

you already liked.

I'm sorry.

What do you want from me?

I don't know.

You don't know.

You don't know.

I wanted to see you.

Why don't you help me now?

Don't drift away.

I don't love you, Jose.

I don't love you.

I wanted to see you.

I thought that maybe...

the spark would be back.

I saw you so happy.

Fuck, I'm an idiot.

You're not an idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot.

We both came here to see what would happen, but--

-We got married right off the bat. -That was a fucking game.

Being jealous and possessive was also a game?

Leaving each other half-way through the trip.

Not answering each other's calls.

You're a wonderful person, Jose.

But we don't want the same things.

And you haven't changed.

What if we'd spent the whole month together?

Would it have been different?

It's not that.

Right.

Honestly, I've also had a hard time.

I thought we could fix things.



I thought that too.

It's been beautiful, right?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

It's been wonderful.

J Now I'm free J

J' I want to dream with you ;

; In a world I imagine ; ; A bit more beautiful £

; You've been asking for it /

But you seem so different /

J' I don't know if I believe you any longer;

; When you say it's the same ;

J' I cry if it isn't a memory J'

J' I cry if it isn't a memory /

J' Naked through the streets /

/ Feeling eternal /

; And loving at the same time J'

; I cry when you're not with me J'

f I cry if I remember and don't forget you /

; I cry if I remember and don't forget you ;

J' I cry when I pray to God / J For eight more years with you /

$ And no matter how long / J I need double that ;

; To forget I love you ; ; And we can no longer be friends J'

; Take me as excess baggage ;

J' We were so drunk with ourselves J' ; You didn't take one last sip to love me J'

/ Hold me tight -T

; Like you were going to kill me J'

J' My hear no longer beats inside ;

J' Like it did eight years ago J'

Have a safe trip.

Thanks.

Will we see each other soon, Mr. Biologist?

Thanks for everything, girls.

So you're staying?

Are you sure?

I'm not sure about anything.

What about your screenplay?

That's going well.

Will I see you in Madrid?







Sorry.

Do you have any water?

There's no one else around.

I'm David.



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