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this story is like a

is like a record of all the emotions I went through

it represents

it represents the various stages of my growth

it was already three months ago

how could it have all started like that

I'm gonna remind you what happened

I was staying in Rome at my friend Richard's place Max

another guest of Richard's

offering me a lift into town

to pick up an English newspaper

you happy about getting married Max

his remarks annoyed me a lot

at least it'll be funny having Richard for my uncle

and my sister will finally be happy

leave me in peace enthusiastic

you sound and you so young and already divorced

you know Serency is very cute

but I still intend on having my

I don't wanna hear any of that

I'm gonna tell you anyway

while her aunt the Countess

was exchanging hypocritical gossip with my sister

I took her into the garden

she seemed very experienced for her age

if you don't mind spare me the gory details Max

what are you getting married for I have no idea

think about it

be back in a minute

ah Torrentia

excuse me yeah

would you happen to have a light

a light sure where are you from

I'm from Milan and you from Rome

what are you doing here

hello

ah hello

what's your name Sophia and what's your name

you call me Max oh Max

you have a really nice car

you know yes

I know there's a lot of power under that hood

what about going for a spin

let me show you all well

I don't know maybe next time

next time so long Max

hey where are you going

hey come back

oh shit

hey stop get back here

you're really big jerk Max

take it easy will you

how can I my diary was in that bag

I kept it for years I don't believe it

how could you be so stupid

take me to the Messager office

I wanna put in an ad for it

you're bound to find it it's of no interest to thieves

but it's my most valuable possession

let's see now

look

oh there's plenty of money

we must be at least fantastic she's gonna be happy

hello Aldo hello

hello hey

now let's see what you ripped off today hands off

it's none of your business

we have to wait for Luigi

oh yeah

I'll touch whatever I want to

you understand anything I want to

like you baby

come on ah

I'm gonna tell Luigi Aldo

you don't get it you're nothing to Luigi

he loves his wife he'll chuck you out

like all the others when he's tired of you

right

come here baby

but mom

you bitches

you peral lesbians

hey hey

what's going on around here

nothing no arguments in my house understand

why don't you go out for a walk Aldo

I'll stay here with the ladies

so what have you been up to tell me

what's this

we got a surprise for you Luigi

well done

come here Sophia

ah

you're beautiful

and I like your work

hey what have you got there

nothing

just a book

that's all nothing else

no let's see

what is it

forget about it

when I realised I had your diary in my hands

I thought of two things

I immediately thought about money

and also of revenge

for all the harm you did to me in the past

I savoured my joy

I love you

I have sinned with women all my life

I love women they gave me a feeling of power

and now I realize that I like to humiliate them

not consciously of course

and then I met you

ha ha

ha so

it's done

your wedding will take place tomorrow

James that's the best in the house

isn't it yes

of course sir

Julia Julia

it's done my love

oh excuse me

I feel so tired exhausted

my apologies

oh hello Lorenzo

hello Auntie

hello hello

hello everything is ready

I'm so happy you'll be married tomorrow

are you glad to yes

very hmm

Terenta why don't you spend some time with your fiance

thanks Richard

although I don't need a chaperone

he looks like such a boy good night

don't stay late Richard

hmm oh

definitely not Wimbledon huh

I think she's in the true tradition of the family well

I'm off to bed Goodnight

Goodnight Max

Goodnight little sis see you tomorrow Goodnight

actually all Alessandra was after was Qantas

Julia's enormous fortune

and Richard had relapsed into his sexual dependence

we did it

your brother and my niece cheers

chin

are inseparable now

that's what you wanted for us always to be together

my little she devil my star

take me my big bad wolf

and you're my bitch on the heat

you make me crazy

ah

ah

huh

huh

you're such a dirty bastard

dirty ha ha

uh good morning

classified at one moment alright

go ahead with your message

would you please note

go ahead the following message

I'm waiting thank you

go ahead dear Anna

your diary waits for you

earn it and I'll return it to you

you're devoted admirer is that all

yes that's all

oh wait

PS you'll know more tomorrow okay

uh the account is 3

4 2

thank you 3:42

that's fine uh

can you say it again

when I read your messages in the paper

I had a kind of premonition

I felt this irresistible need to know more about you

the clues that you left me really aroused my interest

Aldo

Anna are you ready for tomorrow

um Richard

I'm sorry to have to tell you this

but I'm going what

why you promised to stay for Tyranza's wedding

you can't let me down

I've got to go find my diary

it's really very important

for me honestly

anyway

you don't need me here for Terence's wedding

you can do all your Wheeling and dealing by yourself

Wheeling and dealing this isn't a game

the contest is sick

I have to make sure the niece gets married properly

properly yes

he called that a proper wedding

what kind of a marriage is that gonna be for her

Max is nothing but a vain playboy

she's never gonna be happy with him

I don't believe it all this for a diary

the accumulation of years

and years and years of feminine fantasies

you're better off leaving it to the person who stole it

as a punishment haha very funny

My Baby Pussycat

Richard what kept you

the count test wouldn't fall asleep

are we doing right thing don't think so much Richard

just be a man

come on

you've been soft lately

I hope you're not hiding anything from me

take me

ah

ah

I don't have a best

oh yeah

ah

come on keep going

ah

ah come on faster

move yourself ah

goodbye Madame

goodbye James Derensia

what are you doing here shh I'm going away with you

you're not coming with me

what are you doing playing hide and seek Harry

I don't want anyone to see I'm leaving

I've got a lot of things to do

you can't come with me I don't want to marry this Max

I want a real man a tough one when I can

fall in love with Anna please

I want to go with you look

if you don't wanna get married

tell your aunt the Countess is crazy

she's out of her mind Richard

and that Richard has organized everything

all right

ah what shh

ah stop the car hurry

alright Anna

wait

Anna

where are you going look Richard

I already told you no

no you're not

would you leave us alone now

we're going in that stash

what's she doing in there

I don't believe it what are you doing

what's wrong with all of a sudden

I told you yesterday I was gonna go

not with her you're not

so India out of the car

no I refuse to get out

you do huh

I know what you do with Alessandra every night

so if you don't let Anna and me leave

I'll tell my aunt that I saw the two of you making love

um um

in that case I'm coming

move over please Richard

you're not move over

this is getting ridiculous

you're gonna need me I hate you

yeah right

give me a little more room

ready for the big adventure ladies

ha ha

I've always loved you

and I've waited for you all my life

I started to realise that the more I read your diary

I felt as if I had dreamed of your womanly feelings

and your tortured heart

get your hands off

she's all you think about

do you love her yes

not only do I love her

I never loved anyone else until now so leave me alone

ah

I'm so excited about this mission

I've waited so long for the opportunity

to work together with you

how could they have assigned me to a rookie jerk

like you

no you're wrong

I'm not a rookie I've been on a mission before

it'll be nice to know each other a little better

what about dinner tonight

just stay out of my way how macho

I can't stand guys like you

hello

how do you do hello

hello nice to meet you

I already explained what this job consists of

over the phone it's very essential that no one knows

I'm relying on you to keep this a secret

but you did say that the girl had been kidnapped

that's right she was kidnapped

even if she ran away that's not your business

bring her back by force if you have to

calm down Alessandra

don't worry we're ready for any possible eventuality

well the case isn't that clear

shut up and do as you're told

by the way you haven't forgotten our fee

have you of course not Max

max

hmm

get started working right away

I'd like to have some news by tomorrow morning goodbye

goodbye

goodbye madam

goodbye I like your time

I don't trust them

I'm going to go and have a look on my own

Alessandra why do you always exaggerate

I'm the only one who takes care of anything around here

all you're good at is running after girls

and there I was running after you

and refusing to admit that

it wasn't the diary I was after but romance

I was confused and we got lost so many times

hello

no I haven't much time to talk

I've got something good for you

yeah sure

these people you're after

one of them supposed to meet Luigi

Anna

I swear to you

the house Olivia Bertoli

that's it

no I don't know anything about another girl

that looks like the house there

you know you really amaze me

how did you manage to get that information

from my informers idiot

you're a great team you and I

I'm not into faggots like you

now shut up stay here and keep your eyes open

am I bleeding

ah

hey boss we got company

shit

Olivia

listen baby

I gotta go now

tell the girls to meet me at the Alberto Lucia

this looks pretty dodgy let's wait a bit

what do you want

I'm looking for Luigi Corleone I'm his wife

do you know where I can find him

I don't talk to cops

what do you want with him

come here

I don't give a damn about your pimp

but someone else is looking for him

and that's who I wanna have a word with

I don't know anything are you sure

yes absolutely

what are you doing

turn around

you know he's

probably with another woman right now

stop that

okay I'll tell you what you want to know right now

he's on his way to the Alberta Lucia

okay so

so long

wait

come back

I've got one other thing for you

I hope it's something interesting

we've gotta do something

we can't wait around here all day

look I'm not gonna let you go alone

am I I'm gonna accompany you

you're not gonna accompany me in your pajamas Richard

what do you mean just get us noticed

do you want me to get my tuxedo out

can I borrow your shoes uh huh

where is he going now anyway

I'm getting very hungry what size are these

they're so small you are starting to get on my nerves

you know that so just cut it out

come on then

I'll just be discreet alright

don't worry I'll be cool as a cucumber a real diplomat

stop

where should we

who are you where are you going

what do you mean where are you going

what's it to you yeah

this man looks very strange strange

I look straight I look strange

well you look like a dick

I'm a policeman I do the insulting here

not you oh yeah

hey don't poke him like that

stay out of this what do you mean stay out of this

hey don't poke her

you here

hey I've eaten guys like you for lunch asshole

you better just listen to what I have to say

who are

you

anyway

hello people I'm in a rush

get out of here

use a handbag

I told you to get out of here right now and I mean it

oh that's a real man

just what I've been looking for take me away

please just shut up

come on we're staying right here

we're staying right here and you're the one who's going

hey that's my car

come back here hey

oh shit oh my God we'll take my car

Maria what are you doing up there

okay I'm gonna stay here tonight

you mean we're gonna stay here

no not you

me alone but where do you expect me to go

I don't care but I'm stopping here alone

so you go your way and I'll go mine

not bad here

if you like stuffy boring hotels

did you book the room yes

it's expensive I'll arrange things with the idiot

don't worry about the room

I've had it with having to solve Luigi's problems

I sometimes wonder why you stay with such a loser

I have to love him

when you gonna realize he doesn't love you

quiet here he comes

hello sir

uh I have a room booked in the name of Mister Luigi

huh what the hell is that tart doing with him

I suppose you would like a double room

no I don't know her

I don't know her at all by the way

have you seen two young ladies

they should be waiting for me here

yes they're sitting right over there

oh thank you

you're welcome uh

one more thing where's the bar please

to your left and down the corridor thanks

you're welcome

good riddance what's your name

call me Valerio oh Valerio

I'm exhausted

I was wondering if you could find me a room

of course room 24 for the young lady

who was that girl I saw you with

calm down baby

she's nothing at all as strange as it may sound

I found her sitting in my car

I'm getting really fed up with you Luigi

with all your women

with all your problems with all your lies

you should leave this bastard

and find someone worthwhile

don't ever talk to me like that

I mean never again or I'll kill you

I'm not afraid of you Luigi

I could feel the situation slipping out of my hands

so you let him get away idiot

how could you do that calm down

we'll find him he's got my car

so much time this is all your fault

I don't care what you do

all I wanna do is find my diary

and don't talk to me like that alright

you sound so hysterical get laid or something

that might be a better idea

than making secret rendezvous with gangsters

she's out of us go

are we gonna drive all night over there

looks like a hotel

is that the one

I want you to wait in that hotel

while I go and try to find some backup

this time see that you stay out of trouble okay

I understand see you later bye

I guess we're gonna stay here too huh

I guess so

hey where's the cup

probably getting chewed out again

as usual good evening hello

we'd like a room two rooms please

yes yes

I prefer two come on

we can make do with one no

no two rooms

such a bore one or two

two okay

two two two

yeah of course

but there's just one problem

the gentleman's attire is totally unacceptable

in our establishment what's wrong with my clothes huh

come on tell me

yeah he just borrowed them from me

his suitcases are coming in a couple of days

hmm okay rooms 3 and five

do you have today's newspaper

uh on the table

just over there thank you

thank you very much you're welcome

and the bar there down the same hall thank you

I'm lost I'm through

now I'm done for

I'm really lost

just look at the situation you've put me in

what's the Countess going to say

don't say that Richard

it's not my fault

all I want to do is to get my diary back

don't come complaining to me

don't worry about it I'm sure we'll find it very soon

we'll find Tarenzi as well

and we'll catch this gangster Luigi at the same time

his wife is on our side now too

it won't be long

you know what's great about you

is that you just seem like such a super cop

yeah bullshit

what a mess this wedding's become we're all set too

my God I'm screwed

Alessandra's gonna kill me

calm down we'll catch him

we're pros don't worry

yeah alright

we know he's in the area I always get my man

he won't escape

excuse me sir

yes we'd really like to play a little pool

but we don't know how yes

of course I'd be glad to help you

oh thank you

just relax and leave everything to me okay

see you tomorrow

well I guess I'll go look for my diary by myself

it'll be easier like that

I'm going to bed you coming Richard

yeah okay goodnight goodnight

it's very simple now watch closely

you take the ball you aim it and you roll it

we play without acoustic in this region

just aim carefully it's very easy would you like to try

yes I would

I'll try

why don't we bet on it

I wouldn't take your money

we don't have to play for money

you start

okay huh

uh

ah well done

you win you're very good at it

I'm just too clumsy

I guess I just lost the first game

oh

what are you doing we made a bet and I lost

so can I join the game as well

I lose

hold on I don't think I am

that's enough are you a man or not sure

but I think I'd better I can't stay here

I'd like the telegraph service please

yes of course madam

Telegraph office

yes please hold on here

hello uh

this my my name is Anna Mccullen and uh

I just wanna check to see if I received um

a telegram

I did oh great

read it to me please yes

yes go on please

she's in love she spends her life on the table

oh that's great

alright thank you

uh

I just like to send a message by return telegram

can I give you the message please

okay I space like space your space

writing space style space two

full stop

the next sentence is I space uh

hope space to space me space you space soon

full stop thank you goodbye

at last listen ah

I have to go home and see the Countess

I feel very guilty are you sure about this

yeah I've been thinking over

I'm gonna confess

come on give me a kiss really

are you sure sure

I'm sure right here

huh the condemned man's fast request

good luck ah

take care just another one

take care would you like me to call you a taxi sir

no no

I need the Telegraph office

please right now it's very urgent

hello

yes is this the Telegraph office

just a second please

thank you hello

this is account No. 3 4

2 did I receive a telegram

ah

I win finally

your turn

you're right I lose fair is fair

oh yes

sorry I would like to answer that telegram

uh dearest Anna

I I send you all my love

I send you my heart and you send me the cups

what kind of a person are you

I still love you anyway

and I'll wait for you at LA Torre Bianca

please come I know we can be happy together

if not just kill me

yes that's it

thank you

thank you

what's wrong with everyone tonight

Telegram after telegram yeah

and you hear all that crap they write to each other

Luigi

what do you want now

wait a second will you leave me alone please

I don't wanna know from you

what do you want take me with you

you know I really like you

you're very kind you're very nice

but I love another woman

I'm a different kind of man now

try to understand Ricci

take me with you tonight I don't wanna see you anymore

and you're breaking my balls

you're breaking my balls I love you too

don't think you've both won this game yet

we're not finished ladies

far from it

no oh

my clothes give them back

ah

ah ah

we would like to know if a Mister Luigi

has sent any telegrams

yes he sent one tonight

could you tell us what was in it

I'm sorry miss

I can't

that type of information is strictly confidential

tell us please

I'm sorry it's out of the question I lose my job

wait for me in the bar okay

why weren't you nice with my friend huh

good luck

you are

of course Kiara got the information

and Sophia understood that I really loved you

when the police were after me

betrayed me

one after the other for the first time in my life I

I doubt it

Luigi

Luigi

tell me do you really love this woman

yes I really do

I love her very much more than you can imagine

ah

she haunts me

day and night

are you sure she's not just an illusion

I'm not an illusion

you're a Lady Man

Luigi and I watch you I'm yours

take me I Want you now

for the last time

you disgust me I swear I tried to resist

I never thought I could fall so madly in love

with someone like you

you represent everything that I used to love

no your friends didn't betray you

neither Olivia nor Sophia

poor Sophia she was in such despair

she was determined to give you away

is Max home

some people call me by that name

don't we know each other

I came I came here to speak to you

it's very dangerous to trespass on private property

I know but what I have to say is confidential

well now that you're here sit down

the person you're looking for gone

it's about

go on then

no I better not say anything

listen to me now a trespasser

I'll tell the police to come over

the young lady is my guest

okay and let me handle this myself

now leave us alone

don't think I don't know your game

you see

don't worry I'm not so bad

I know I wanna help you I really do

I've been rejected by the love of my life

I'm sure it's the same for you

how did you know oh

I can see it in your eyes

you and I are very much alike

fate has brought us together

I need tenderness and affection

what sign are you Libra

I knew it we were made for one another you and I

I love you

I love you

I love you

this is my best friend

I love you too

happy birthday to you

oh my God

betrayal or not the cops still manage to find me

why are you following me like a little dog

but I thought I could be useful idiot

get back to the car

to the car you heard

and stay there okay

I'll check over there

hold it

sit down and don't move

if you don't want your brains blown out

what are you doing shut up

I ask the questions around here

where's Tarencia I don't know

tarancy has run away good riddance too

you think you're smart is that it

now tell me what you know

I don't know anything

out of the way

ah oh

wow

you're completely crazy

hmm

oh no

stop it please stop

I was too heartbeats got me thrown in jail anyway

and I remain 3 months without hearing from you

I started writing again

I given up hope of finding my diary again

and I was hurt by your attitude

you're an aren't you

yeah what's it to you

you stole my guy you gotta pay for it

who the hell do you think you are anyway

why don't you both go fuck off

because of you Luigi's in jail

you hurt my girlfriend what are you talking about

what kind of game is this

you mind telling me what happened

let it go

is he really in jail

can you do something for him

I think I can I owe him something I was jealous

alright we'll help him

but we don't owe him anything you know I loved him too

I waited for you ever since I was released two days ago

I knew you would come and yesterday at last

I know

Luigi

you scared me it's been a long time

I know

but it seems like our love existed only on paper

it's alright

our love is what made me keep on writing

I don't know

but I think you want to have this back now Anna

thank you

I've got your money in my car

forgiveness is all that I ask

you have mine

let's part friends

I'm sorry for all the trouble I gave you

I learnt so much from you

really

goodbye Luigi

Goodbye Anna

wait Anna

I found you and I found myself

this diary ends here

I'm going to leave it where it belongs

on a dusty shelf in my childhood home in Scotland

I'll be devoted to you

for as long as I live

I'm another man now fulfilled

thanks to you I'll never be the same

but I still have these nightmares

I can cure you if you let me

and then I can be yours and yours only

please Anna

ah ah

hello Luigi

why did you drop me

come on

how could you have done it

no no

I'm dying of thirsty give me something to drink thirsty

are you sorry

there's the bastard

you wanted it

you got it now

no no

no no

no ah

ah

I'll take care of Luigi

please

please no

water

please water

no no

no no

let me go oh

oh please

oh oh

oh no

no I don't want to no

no no

no

no no

oh no

that hurt no

no

ah ah

ah

let me take care of you what have they done to you

Luigi

Wanna make love to me

what are you doing with my wife

you must have told her no no

do you like my wife

you must have told

nice ass huh

you sick bastard

ah

ah

ah

no no

no no

no leave me alone please

hahaha

you must have told

now calm down

calm down it was early a nightmare

calm down

everything's okay

I'm with you now

what's going on

all your life you ran after sex and seduction

that's all you thought about

now you have to endure it until it disgusts you

good luck

that's it

of course

now Luigi you're finally ready