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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:24,810 Hello. 2 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:28,150 Before we look at the other headlines: 3 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:32,640 the 2012 baccalaureate has beaten all the records. 4 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:35,470 The pass rate this year 5 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,510 was 86%. 6 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,180 Yes, I passed! 7 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:42,550 That's so cool! 8 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,760 I did it! 9 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,510 The rise in the pass rate makes it 10 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,650 even harder to understand 11 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,300 the outstanding failure 12 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:31,430 of the bottom-ranked Jules Ferry High School. 13 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:36,100 France's worst high school! 14 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,140 Jules ferry... Shame! 15 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:41,180 I don't get it. The pupils aren't 16 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:42,730 hardcore cases. 17 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:46,380 - I don't understand. - We've tried everything to help. 18 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:49,600 We've sent in the best teachers... 19 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,940 At great expense. 20 00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:52,810 For very poor results. 21 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,810 A 12% pass rate. 22 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:57,060 Pupils drive 30 km 23 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,300 to avoid doing their final year with you. 24 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:02,180 The Minister's involved. 25 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:06,690 He wants the pass rate above 50% within one year. 26 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:10,090 If not, the school closes. And I'm... 27 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,270 I don't now what... 28 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:15,430 Right. 29 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,390 My colleague here 30 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,930 thinks there's just one chance to save 31 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:27,810 your school and my position. One last chance. 32 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:32,760 It's very original. 33 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,270 Never been tried? 34 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:37,690 Never... 35 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:44,140 What is it...? 36 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,770 The best teachers have failed. 37 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,770 So we'll try the worst. 38 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:54,930 I'm sorry? 39 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,730 - The worst. - Huh? 40 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,050 The worst teachers. 41 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,680 The what teachers? 42 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,600 The best failed; let's try the worst. 43 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,480 Ah! The worst. 44 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,230 The worst teachers for the worst pupils. 45 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,230 That's daft. 46 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:13,560 Two negatives makes a positive. 47 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,900 - Yes, but... - So we agree. 48 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:17,770 They're great! 49 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,730 Gladys, a rare pearl. 50 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,230 I beg your pardon? 51 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:27,360 We look to the train station. What time are you? 52 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:31,430 You can go back when your English is better. 53 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,430 Are you mad? 54 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,690 Cutiro, a one of a kind genius. 55 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:48,560 - Straighten up! - It's good. Let's go. 56 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,320 I can't; his back's not straight. 57 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:54,170 Éric... He's good. Almost too good! 58 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:56,770 - Like that? - That's it! 59 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:58,090 Drop it! 60 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,800 Teach someone else! 61 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,690 Albert's been sacked 11 times. A champ! 62 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,470 My briefcase. 63 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:10,820 Philosophy is understanding you'll never understand 64 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:13,730 more than your inability to understand. 65 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:16,510 Maurice, straight back from Quebec. 66 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:23,690 Amina is just... Amina just is... 67 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:32,600 Napoleon Bonaparte discovered pasta in 1796. 68 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,430 And dear Polochon. 69 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,300 You've failed to qualify 18 times? 70 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,780 Err... No. 71 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:43,430 Francis Houston. I'm an examiner. 72 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,280 The exam subject was May 68. 73 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:49,070 I explained Napoleon's influence on the events. 74 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,640 Of course. 75 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,600 They didn't see that. 76 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,110 Bunch of idiots! You're now a qualified 77 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,860 history teacher. 78 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,940 If 50% of your pupils pass, 79 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,390 you can ask us whatever you like: 80 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,930 any accolade, the best promotions... 81 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,010 Holidays at Austerlitz! 82 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,480 Fascinating! 83 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,350 And if it doesn't work and the press find out? 84 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,560 They won't find out. 85 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:22,980 And it'll work. 86 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,610 Jules Ferry School New School Year 87 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,850 Teachers 88 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:17,060 There are your new colleagues. 89 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:20,230 They'll be taking the final years. 90 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:22,190 It's a big challenge. 91 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,310 But I'm sure they'll be... 92 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:28,400 Please help them as much as possible. 93 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:31,640 Chill. We're here. We're on the case. 94 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,400 Ok, I'm... 95 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:34,810 Eric. 96 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:37,640 I'm the PE teacher. I hope you... 97 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,050 Wait. Do you mind? 98 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:47,350 I do sport. 99 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:51,020 Good sport in the day means good sport at night. 100 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:55,390 Can I turn round now? 101 00:06:58,890 --> 00:06:59,810 Quiet! 102 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:02,810 Morning! 103 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,020 Good morning! 104 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:14,060 So, my name is Gladys and I'm glad to meet you. 105 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:18,010 I write my name on the blackboard... 106 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,890 Gladys! 107 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,520 So! Please introduce yourself. You! 108 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,940 My name is Quentin. 109 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,970 I have seventeen. 110 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,730 Ouch! 111 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,850 My name is Quentin. I "am" seventeen. 112 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:43,100 So next! So you! 113 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,690 - Who does she mean? - Not you. 114 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,020 The rainbow. 115 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,490 It's you. 116 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,850 - I told you. - Next! 117 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,440 Good morning. My name is Nectarine. I'm sixteen. 118 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,230 I skipped a grade because I have skills 119 00:07:58,430 --> 00:08:00,690 in most academic fields, and I love English. 120 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:03,930 - I didn't make any mistakes! - Yet! 121 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:09,600 Your methods no good. 122 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,230 You're late! 123 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,980 What's your name? 124 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:15,100 - Boulard. - In English! 125 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:16,760 Boulaaarde. 126 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,270 You've got a problem, Boulard? 127 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:22,340 - Well... - In English! Here! 128 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:27,560 I said... I say... 129 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:32,640 I'm sorry because I'm singing in the rain. 130 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,020 It's like a ketchup moutarde... 131 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,850 Paris Hilton, you know. 132 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:41,940 It's New York City, like Chinatown, sauce barbecue, you know... 133 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,430 It's like... Wow! 134 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:45,490 Yes we can! 135 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,260 Motherfucker! 136 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:51,810 Don't try to play the petit con avec moi! 137 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,020 Ok? 138 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,520 So, next! 139 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,850 Sorry I'm late. 140 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:08,440 But I have to go slow in my sandals. 141 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:14,850 There. 142 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,770 Let's get to know each other. 143 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,990 He's nuts. 144 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,180 We're together this year. 145 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,150 So the least we can do, 146 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,180 to start off with, 147 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:39,270 is to learn each other's names. 148 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,320 Can you read that? 149 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,010 I don't know. 150 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:55,140 Maybe a bit... 151 00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,140 There... 152 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,480 There! 153 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,270 And there! 154 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:09,600 Now you do the same, 155 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,810 take a piece of paper. 156 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,270 Write your name, 157 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,390 your age, 158 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:22,800 your year and last year's class. 159 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,730 I'd like to know if anyone 160 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,780 had to repeat the year. 161 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,850 It won't happen again. 162 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,480 Ah, you're just in time! 163 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,800 I'll take 5. I can't smoke in front of them. 164 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,570 I'll be right back. 165 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:48,110 All good? 166 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,970 It'll be alright, you'll see. 167 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,190 I have an absentee already. 168 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,640 1 absentee out of 300 pupils is good news. 169 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,400 Not a pupil. One of the seven samurai. 170 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,060 Already? 171 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,470 Hello pupils! 172 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:10,930 Hello everyone! 173 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:16,020 Hello. It's a tough world out there and school... 174 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,900 Hi kids, enjoy the holidays? 175 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,010 What are you doing? Don't you have class? 176 00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:27,140 - Not yet! - It's quarter past. 177 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:30,930 I've been late since 1996. It's a family tradition. 178 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,020 What? 179 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:35,060 The Boulards are slackers, father to son. 180 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:38,650 In the Middle Ages, my great-great... my ancestor 181 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,930 was always late for King Henry XIV. 182 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,270 - What year are you? - Final year. Same as always. 183 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,390 Kept down? 184 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,020 For the third time. Next year will be the fourth. 185 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:53,730 I know some people who've been round 18 times... 186 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,060 My aim is to get back to primary school. 187 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,640 Mrs Perrone smelt so nice. 188 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,190 I was in the top 20 back then. 189 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:05,520 I remember it all: The diplodocus, 2 times table... 190 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:09,640 - Napoleon died in St Helena. - Right. In 1789. 191 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:13,270 In 1821! Nothing much happened in 1789. 192 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:16,600 No-one gives a toss about Napoleon. 193 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,560 They do; now get out! 194 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,100 You've got some catching up to do! 195 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:25,060 Get off! Are you crazy? This guy's a paedophile! 196 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,270 Who did this? 197 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,770 Ok. 198 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:38,480 You have 35 minutes to own up. 199 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,720 I can wait! 200 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:47,270 He's yours. His alarm didn't go off. 201 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,850 What type is it? 202 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,310 What type of alarm is it? 203 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,510 A normal one. 204 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,560 My mum. 205 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,480 Sometimes you don't hear it and 206 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:01,990 you don't know why. The button's pressed too far. It doesn't go off. 207 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,890 Mobiles are the worst! 208 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:09,650 If it's set on vibrate, under a cushion 209 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,800 then you won't have 210 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,850 that "brrr" sound anymore. 211 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,230 I've had that! 212 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,530 Sit down. Don't run. 213 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,690 Fat chance. 214 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,260 At the back. 215 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,520 Do you want a carrot or blueberry juice? 216 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,320 I'm late. I'd better get to class. 217 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,310 We're going to be quite a team. 218 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,060 Hello teenagers. I'm your qualified history teacher. 219 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,000 - Excuse me. - Sit down. 220 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,820 - But... - No buts. Sit down. 221 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,530 - I, I... - No I's. Sit down. 222 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,980 - You, you... - No you's, either! 223 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,440 We've got work, chatterbox. 224 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,650 So... 225 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,230 I'm Antoine Polochon. 226 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,810 P, o, I, o, c, h, o, n. With an H. 227 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:16,720 Otherwise you get Mr Polocon. Which is embarrassing. 228 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,220 Who are you? 229 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,310 What? 230 00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:27,600 Cut a piece of paper in four. 231 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,880 In eight! Make a file. 232 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,570 A piece of paper? 233 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,350 Portrait or landscape? 234 00:14:34,930 --> 00:14:37,560 There's always one. 235 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,970 Ok. Before we get down to work, 236 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,480 let's start at the beginning! 237 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,050 Napoleon's coronation! 238 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,760 Napoleon Bonaparte 239 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,770 was born in Ajaccio. 240 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,810 It was hot... 241 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,780 Will this take long? 242 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:10,810 Meaning? 243 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,390 I'm the German teacher; this is my class. 244 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,600 That's why... I was thinking... 245 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,640 You seemed 246 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,770 very old for a pupil. 247 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,400 Thanks. 248 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:36,810 - For the Frisbee classes! - Is that a subject? 249 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,430 We need to prepare them to get them through! 250 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,810 He's crazy, that guy! 251 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,890 Damn that coffee machine. 252 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,090 I'm against coffee. 253 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,470 I drank one in 1993, 254 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,840 and didn't sleep all day! 255 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,770 Stop with the desserts? 256 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,520 Do you have coffee at home? 257 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,600 Yes. Why do you ask? 258 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,770 - Are you married? - No. 259 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:08,760 Engaged? 260 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,020 That's him! 261 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:17,180 I kissed a guy once. Marcelin Jacquart, at uni. 262 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:20,560 We never saw each other again. Nothing since. 263 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,680 - So you've never... - Kissed with tongues? No. 264 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,970 Don't turn round. 265 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,890 That's the German teacher. 266 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,860 He's quick, Polochon! 267 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,440 Not really. 268 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,560 I feel red as a beet. 269 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,490 Language without words transmits more 270 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,390 than words. - What? 271 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:48,020 He means her eyes are on your ass. 272 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,430 - That's it. - On my... 273 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,900 That doesn't sound like her. 274 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:55,600 Maybe? 275 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,480 No! Really? 276 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,430 "Dear PE teacher, please excuse Boulard 277 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,850 from your class. He's hurt his balls. 278 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:22,520 signed: Mr Boulard." 279 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,400 - Ouch! - Yeah? 280 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,610 The problem's not down there. 281 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,010 - Where is it? - Get out of here. 282 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,440 Keep your head cool. 283 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,380 Clap clap, he's proud! 284 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:40,220 Hello everyone! Now, sport is life. 285 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,510 It's free 286 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,810 Hey, Britney Spears, listen! 287 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,650 My name's Nectarine. 288 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,150 You don't need a gym. 289 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:49,310 Jack, climb that tree! 290 00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:52,110 - I'm Ludovic. - Ludovic, Jack, Josephine... 291 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,990 Just climb. 292 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,600 Hurry up! 293 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,260 Rainbow! Climb! 294 00:17:57,430 --> 00:18:00,890 - Boudini! Drop the kebab! - It's not a kebab. 295 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,680 Just get up! 296 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,930 What's this body? 297 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,230 What? 298 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:08,570 Is it yours? 299 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,100 Look at your tracksuit? 300 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,140 Watch it! 301 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,590 - You're down now. - It hurts. 302 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,190 That's life. 303 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,270 Next! Nadia, up. 304 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,390 I'm Juliette. 305 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:25,480 Hey! Stop taking the mick! 306 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,820 Show some life! 307 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,100 Shrek, sit down. 308 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,510 What's funny, Jackie Chan? 309 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,690 Get that wig off. 310 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,190 Hello all! 311 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,690 Ok. Wake up! 312 00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:10,520 Write your name, address, phone number on a piece of paper. 313 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,560 And hand it to me at the end. 314 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,140 Textual commentary. 315 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,480 Holy cow! 316 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,390 You're late. Sit down. 317 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:26,840 Yeah! 318 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:35,400 We're here to work, so let's work. 319 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,900 - Books out. - I didn't hear. 320 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:41,680 If I hadn't flunked, I'd have missed this. 321 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,230 Young man! 322 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,350 Your book 323 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,360 is upside down, dunce! 324 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:02,980 "Dunce?, coined in the 16th century. 325 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,240 Very nice. 326 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,390 We've wanted a big room for years. 327 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,970 - You know how it is. - Yes! 328 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,060 Capitalism prefers prisons to schools 329 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,640 and ignores teachers. 330 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,100 But when things go wrong, who'll pay? 331 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,850 Prisoners? 332 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:31,900 A thing gains meaning only through the use that is given to it. 333 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:32,930 Note that. 334 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,560 These chairs are too low. 335 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,850 No, it's too high. The table is low. 336 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,150 You're lower than the ceiling. 337 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,930 Everything's relative. 338 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,010 Note that. 339 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,890 I give up. I don't get it. At all! 340 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,260 This is important. 341 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:52,780 Is he high? He complicates everything. 342 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,050 All I got was "note that". 343 00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,220 What are you doing? 344 00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,810 A talking hat stand! 345 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,570 I'm not a hat stand. 346 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,350 If you're used like one, you are one. 347 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:09,020 I'm having a panic attack. 348 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,270 I'm not getting anything. 349 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:13,690 Copy me: squint your eyes 350 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,940 and nod your head like this. 351 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,760 I'm reporting them. 352 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:25,690 - What are you, a snitch? - This is a good start. 353 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:31,060 The French teacher works hard, gets in early? she's serious. 354 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,730 And she likes me. 355 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:35,780 You'll like your exam marks, numskull! 356 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:39,020 "Numskull?: first used in the 15th century. 357 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,850 Sit up. This isn't the Middle Ages. 358 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,770 What a nightmare! 359 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,890 Don't laugh. 80% of domestic accidents 360 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,980 happen at home. How many kids do you have? 361 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,390 None. I'm 16. I jumped a year. 362 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,900 And you, fatty? 363 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,940 I fancy Karine, but we don't have kids. 364 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,440 It takes 2 years to procreate. 365 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,900 Everyday products: weed-killer, anti-liming... 366 00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:09,440 And even... 367 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,080 Eggs! 368 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,760 Nothing special. 369 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:24,310 But then your kids open the boxes. 370 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:25,740 They play around. 371 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,510 You think everything's Ok. 372 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,770 - But... - My eyes sting. 373 00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:33,470 - Can we go out? 374 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:38,860 It's different for you. You're always sitting down. 375 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:42,900 You have to be careful with sandals on the stairs. 376 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:45,970 I've got 2 seats for the cinema. 377 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:49,180 Two? What luxury. 378 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:51,650 That's not what I meant. 379 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,880 We should do stuff together. Teaching is teamwork. 380 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,600 Right! Now that you mention it, 381 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,260 I need someone to take my class. 382 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:04,640 Firday is Fondpatour Organic Market. 383 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,810 What? Take your class? 384 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,690 Thanks so much! 385 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:11,020 Will you be at the march? 386 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,140 I'd have loved to, but I'm working. 387 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,600 No marches this year. 388 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,140 I've got 2 hours straight next Tuesday. 389 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,930 What can you do. 390 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,180 My feet slip when I walk. 391 00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,390 - Hello! - Hi! 392 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:31,310 I wanted to say... 393 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:35,770 Dolorès, this is Antoine Roblochon. We taught together. 394 00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:36,760 Exactly. 395 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,970 When I saw you... 396 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:41,650 Are you part of the elite squad? 397 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,930 Yes. You're not too old. 398 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,060 - Thanks. - Can I escort you? 399 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,720 My bus is in 4 minutes. 400 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:50,060 - Classy! - What a star. 401 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:53,810 - That's so naff! - We'll walk it. 402 00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:54,980 Careful! 403 00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,430 Thanks. 404 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,020 You saved my life. 405 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,020 That's a bit tight. 406 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:06,950 Let her go. 407 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,140 What an idiot! 408 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:12,810 See you. 409 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:24,280 Sport is free. Ok? 410 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,760 You don't need equipment. 411 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:30,350 Sorry, but tobacco is shit. 412 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:34,390 On the left, on the right... 413 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,180 On the news, it said 414 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,940 66% of teenagers try cannabis once. 415 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,800 Only once? Too bad! 416 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,730 Your stuff's nothing special. 417 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,430 Give it a chance. It creeps up. 418 00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,190 Ah, Boulard! 419 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,410 Hello sir. 420 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:07,150 Ah, yes! 421 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,680 I see... 422 00:25:08,930 --> 00:25:10,390 You weren't lying. 423 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,270 Yes... 424 00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:21,550 Chin up. 425 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,650 Warm up! 426 00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:27,360 I take it back. 427 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,310 It's taking effect. 428 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,970 I'm sliding down, like water. 429 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:38,940 Wait... 430 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,430 It's an ice rink. 431 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,970 I need to get down. 432 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,230 That's better. 433 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,440 Foul! 434 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,820 Are you kidding? 435 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,050 Move out of the way! 436 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,100 Now that's basketball! 437 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:14,350 Carry on. 438 00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:16,140 Nelly, catch! 439 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,260 Hey, Obelix! 440 00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:19,470 Drop the couscous. 441 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,900 Not couscous, you SpongeBob. 442 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:23,480 Watch it. 443 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,060 Whatever! Don't tease the blind! 444 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:29,150 I'm just short-sighted. 445 00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:30,570 Right... 446 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,560 Socks off. 447 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,650 Go on! 448 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:42,110 - This is a good exercise. - Thanks. 449 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:45,150 My examiners didn't think so. 450 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:46,440 Hey String-Bean! 451 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,060 Powerful stuff! 452 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:51,900 Good Lord! 453 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,430 I'll report you to the authorities! 454 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,110 You're a bunch of imbeciles! 455 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,350 It's a disgrace! 456 00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:00,780 My son had to swallow a dictionary! 457 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:03,730 - 1,000 pages! - It's not your turn. 458 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:04,810 Yes it is. 459 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:08,300 - I'm Nectarine's father. - A good pupil. 460 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:11,550 The chemistry teacher put her bag in acid. 461 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,720 They're bungee jumping from the roof! 462 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:17,980 Right, that's a bit... 463 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:21,560 But the teachers have a free hand... 464 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,780 Is suicide a part of it? 465 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,440 You're exaggerating. 466 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,810 Can I give you the TV-room keys. 467 00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,270 Here. 468 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,890 Goodbye. 469 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,010 Mr Cutiro... 470 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:34,370 Class ends in 50 minutes. 471 00:27:34,550 --> 00:27:36,060 Have you read Maheux? 472 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:39,970 Pupils only learn for 3 minutes in every hour. 473 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:42,890 So, for everyone's good... I'm off. 474 00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:43,900 Sorry. 475 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,020 Excuse me. 476 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:48,310 Free hand, I suppose. 477 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,520 We've got a problem. 478 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,100 You should come. 479 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,430 You're overreacting. 480 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,690 They've got strong personalities. 481 00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:57,840 Come. 482 00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:01,400 If the school closes, 300 kids will be 483 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,900 travelling 40 km to school... 484 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:07,270 Did you see? Left hand. I caught it. 485 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:08,850 Hello? 486 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,890 Answer me. I won't have this. 487 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,520 What's that? 488 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,800 This is not a machine. It's a tape recorder. 489 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:37,010 Right! A relic. 490 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:40,760 So today, put the words in the right place. 491 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,060 I'm Black. 492 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,060 "I'm Black!" 493 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:48,930 - I get the right to vote. - "I get the right to vote." 494 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,470 I'm Black and I'll be back. 495 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,690 Your turn. 496 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,650 Get up, sleepy head! 497 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,070 - Boulard! - Amina? 498 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,310 Your turn. 499 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,150 Err... 500 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,190 I'm... 501 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:06,690 I'm back. 502 00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:08,020 - Black. - I'm back. 503 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520 I'm Black. I get the right. 504 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:15,760 I'm back. I get the bac. 505 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:19,820 Yes... 506 00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:21,240 I'm back. I get the bac. 507 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:24,270 I hope so! But don't take the mickey. 508 00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:25,310 Right. 509 00:29:25,470 --> 00:29:27,270 I won't take the mickey. 510 00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:29,050 - Never? - Neverland! 511 00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:32,270 But... 512 00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:34,200 What happened with the chalk? 513 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,730 It's stuck. 514 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:44,770 - Boulard! - Yes? 515 00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:52,810 Oh my god! 516 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:12,720 Right. I see the vibe... 517 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:15,350 Pack your things. Class is over. 518 00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:17,480 No, class isn't over. 519 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,770 Its 4.48 pm. 520 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:20,940 It's broken. 521 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:22,730 No, it's not. 522 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:24,440 Class isn't over. 523 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,910 It's 4.48 pm. 524 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:30,480 It's broken. 525 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,060 The clock's broken! 526 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,810 Ah! That's why. 527 00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:37,850 Or course! 528 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,720 Hello? 529 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,100 Headmaster! 530 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,310 No. It's the clock. 531 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:48,980 Back to work. 532 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,140 I've been developing this revolutionary method for years. 533 00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:54,640 I won't allow 534 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:57,480 my work to be obstructed. 535 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,230 - Roger? - Roger? 536 00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:00,520 Over and out! 537 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,300 - Napoleon told his... - That's Japan. 538 00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,810 Napoleon told his... I... 539 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,480 Who did this? It's putting me off! 540 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:14,150 Geography: Japan 541 00:31:15,970 --> 00:31:17,010 Napoleon said... 542 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,180 Off the Pacific coast of Asia, 543 00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:23,850 Japan is 380,000 square kilometres. 544 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:35,230 Still water plus sparkling water 545 00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:38,770 makes slightly sparkling water. 546 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,610 - That's clear. - Rubbish! 547 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,650 The radiator, Mr Miranda? 548 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,610 The thermostat's soldered. Too bad. 549 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,590 Strange. 550 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,520 Like it's been sabotaged. 551 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,440 We need logs for a fire. 552 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,470 That's the only way. 553 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,350 It's not about 554 00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:15,390 emotions, but... 555 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,650 - Sensations! - Yes, Boudini! 556 00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:19,400 Very good! 557 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,760 Good, Boudini. 558 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:23,980 I don't know why, but you're good. 559 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:28,230 Oh! 560 00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:30,690 This thing still doesn't work. 561 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:33,600 - I've lost?10. - Let me. 562 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,680 No! I'm not thirsty. 563 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:36,810 Nor me! 564 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:37,970 I know how. 565 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,640 - We need science. - My foot. 566 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,020 Stand back! 567 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:46,310 And the German teacher? 568 00:32:46,850 --> 00:32:49,280 - It's a struggle. - That's a workout. 569 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,940 I made a right mess of it. 570 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,150 No! 571 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:55,650 I almost broke her ribs. 572 00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:56,740 And? 573 00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:59,280 Nothing. She just laughed. 574 00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:01,100 She liked it. 575 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,730 - What? - Your male side. 576 00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:06,770 The male side is good. 577 00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:08,060 I don't get it. 578 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:12,020 Women prefer muscles to brains. Is that it? 579 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:14,380 - Right. - Muscles? 580 00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:23,110 My feet stick under the rain. 581 00:33:55,470 --> 00:33:56,930 Hey baby! 582 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,570 Antoine! It's you! 583 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,140 What are you doing later? 584 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,350 We're going out. 585 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:04,820 This evening? I can't. 586 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:06,520 - Miss? - Get lost! 587 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,600 Touch her and you die. 588 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:12,310 - It's ok. I'm here. - Are you ok? 589 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:15,310 She's worried. She's so sweet. 590 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:19,140 That eagle tattoo. 591 00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:22,110 - It's running. - It's a running eagle. 592 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,850 Naffissimo! 593 00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,890 So, this evening. Your place at 8? 594 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,110 Sorry, I don't really do fancy dress... 595 00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:31,310 What a joke... 596 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,230 - Ok. Bye. - Bye. 597 00:34:33,430 --> 00:34:34,930 Dirt on your face. 598 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,180 - Really? - What an idiot! 599 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:46,890 End of term 600 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,350 Ok. Things are getting better. 601 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:52,350 Better? 602 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,230 Ah. The inspector. 603 00:34:54,890 --> 00:34:56,690 We're in a meeting. 604 00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:59,310 You asked me to come, so I came. 605 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:02,450 Carry on. What's better? 606 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,520 The average mark in 7.5. 607 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,060 There's just one class 608 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:11,770 which is really not working. 609 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:19,390 I'm still checking things out. 610 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,850 I'm sussing them. 611 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:21,900 Sizing up... 612 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,350 What's going on? 613 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,030 Obstruction is just time and space. 614 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,060 I've got equipment problems. 615 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,680 They're controlling us! 616 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:40,850 Gagging us! 617 00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:43,720 I'm all for precautions. 618 00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:47,600 - Zero risk, yes! - Zero risk! 619 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,760 But this... 620 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,610 is censorship. 621 00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,800 Censorship? 622 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,240 What time is it kids? 623 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:00,860 It's 6.12 pm sir. 624 00:36:01,050 --> 00:36:03,820 Isn't that past bedtime? 625 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,100 Errr... 626 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,650 I will make things clear. 627 00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:21,600 You've got talent! A genious, unique talent! 628 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,940 I won't let anyone get in your way. 629 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,600 Thanks. 630 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,110 I'm in charge. There have to be limits. 631 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,440 This isn't a jungle. 632 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,270 Let's talk jungle. 633 00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:36,890 Do you want to be transferred to Guyana? 634 00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,890 Listen up and listen good. 635 00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:44,970 From now on, teachers at Jules Ferry 636 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,760 have carte blanche! 637 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,600 My men were crossing Berezina and I said: 638 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,820 "It's minus 40; I'm not even cold, 639 00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:14,230 and I forgot my mittens." 640 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,260 Long live the Emperor! 641 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,900 Long live the Emperor! 642 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,260 Ah! Ooh! 643 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:23,400 Ah! Ooh! 644 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,100 Today, you have to 645 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:34,400 invent an exercise; do it; 646 00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:35,860 and correct it; 647 00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:38,560 in total silence. 648 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:40,800 You have 45 minutes. 649 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,570 Go! 650 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,190 Clap, clap, clap! Concentrate! 651 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,430 Are you sleeping... 652 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,980 Are you sleeping... 653 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,180 Brother Jack? 654 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:53,440 Thanks. 655 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,850 Brother Jack. 656 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:57,360 Boulard's pulling my hair! 657 00:38:00,970 --> 00:38:01,810 But... 658 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:05,020 That should do it, sweetie. 659 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,720 What can I say? 660 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:12,520 If you hadn't had any hair... 661 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,190 - Is it safe? - Just don't move. 662 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,230 The hydrochloric acid detergent 663 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:30,020 reacts with the chocolate and seafood. 664 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,260 And produces... Watch. 665 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:34,770 Nectarine! 666 00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:36,300 Hydrogen. 667 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:39,270 - Nectarine? - Is it safe? 668 00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:41,430 Yes. Rather, no. 669 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:43,440 Yes or no? 670 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,610 Yes, I'm sure that, no, you're not at risk. 671 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,350 Yes, err... And no. 672 00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:49,440 Yes or no? 673 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,560 Yes. 674 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,810 Sorry, 675 00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,810 it's a little noisy... 676 00:38:54,010 --> 00:38:55,730 What's that glove? 677 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:06,180 I thought it was seafood, but it looks like chocolate. 678 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,800 A touch of chocolate. 679 00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:12,770 And a slight whiff of crap. 680 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,230 I'm not into crap. 681 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,770 Damn! 682 00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:20,400 That's good! 683 00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,400 Rubbish! Ok, good. 684 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,780 Thanks. 685 00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:29,320 No way! 686 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:30,350 My leg! 687 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,550 Break a leg, break a record. 688 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,170 No! Taking is mistaking. 689 00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:38,810 Goodness comes through dispossession. 690 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,650 Do you believe me? 691 00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:43,690 I tell you, this is the school to be at. 692 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,980 This is 693 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,280 totally nuts! 694 00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:49,270 Asses! Everywhere, asses! 695 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:52,640 Yes, there are a few about. 696 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:53,840 And...? 697 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,640 Rousseau, philosophy, naturalism... 698 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,110 Leave the asses. 699 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,940 Leave the asses... 700 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:23,100 Don't fuck with me, Boulard. 701 00:40:23,350 --> 00:40:26,560 He's not in his office. Do we call the police? 702 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,940 It's not like him to disap... 703 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,520 - No! - They drove him round the bend. 704 00:40:38,550 --> 00:40:39,940 Don't be silly. 705 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:44,100 It's not your fault. It'll be fine. Give me your hand. 706 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:46,430 Look, Migou. 707 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:49,730 What is it? 708 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,110 No! 709 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:55,400 Come back tomorrow! We're full! 710 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:56,480 No! 711 00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:00,020 Come back tomorrow. We're full. 712 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:03,180 120% attendance. It's unheard of. 713 00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:05,180 That's not possible. 714 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:06,190 It is. 715 00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:07,510 They've done it. 716 00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:12,470 Kids are traveling 30 km to study here. 717 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,850 Something's happening, Migou. 718 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,900 Something's happening. 719 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,140 All right, go on. 720 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:43,640 - Sshhhh! 721 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,110 Quiet! 722 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,690 Quiet! 723 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:15,610 - Thanks. - Go on. 724 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,030 - Thanks. - Thanks, go ahead. 725 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,780 You go in free. 726 00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:22,230 - Thanks! - Free for girls. 727 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:23,350 Cool! 728 00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:26,510 Not for all girls. 729 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,520 Go ahead. 730 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,390 - When I say... - He's cheating! 731 00:42:51,350 --> 00:42:53,610 Now you won't copy. 732 00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:56,810 Clap, clap, clap! Concentrate! 733 00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:06,140 Carrot juice. 734 00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:08,020 Ah... 735 00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:13,940 - Hello. - Thanks. 736 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,810 No. Not you. 737 00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:16,860 Why not? 738 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:19,860 Just because. Off you go! 739 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,770 "Like an apparition. 740 00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:26,220 She was sitting alone on the bench. 741 00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:28,270 He could see nothing 742 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:31,360 through his dazzled eyes. 743 00:43:31,550 --> 00:43:35,520 He sloped his shoulders and moved along..." 744 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,110 No seats! 745 00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:44,650 Couldn't you be on time? Once? 746 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,100 Oddball! 747 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,970 "Oddball". Very ancient. Never recorded before 1940, 748 00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:51,940 often used since. 749 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,650 Two-syllable compound. 750 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,900 Boulard! 751 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,230 Through the window. 752 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:10,310 Sorry. Can you move please? 753 00:44:10,470 --> 00:44:13,680 That's my place. Thanks. 754 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,600 Hello. 755 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,100 Excuse me, sorry. 756 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,400 It's Albert! 757 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:45,640 Easy now. 758 00:44:46,930 --> 00:44:49,940 I need a mantelpiece for my award. 759 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:52,310 - I've been moved to Sedan. - Sedan? 760 00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:54,770 I said it and they agreed. 761 00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:58,770 - Will you be at Monday's march? - No. I'm busy. 762 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:00,600 Can I have an autograph? 763 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,010 Do the dedication; I'll sign. 764 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,180 - Can you do a drawing? - No. 765 00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:08,560 Go on! You broke it! 766 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,550 Too much! 767 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,430 Thanks. I'll use that as proof in court. 768 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:15,680 Only kidding! Bye! 769 00:45:15,890 --> 00:45:16,780 I don't get it. 770 00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:19,390 I did what you said. She hated it. 771 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,780 Strange. 772 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:24,480 That was a humiliating experience. 773 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,770 Get a new coach. He's no good. 774 00:45:26,970 --> 00:45:28,940 To know is to recognize 775 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,010 what you know you don't know. 776 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,690 Will you be at Monday's march? 777 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,770 Get off! He's my teacher! 778 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:37,810 Seriously! 779 00:45:37,970 --> 00:45:41,630 You've got to appeal to her fantasy. Be her dream man. 780 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:45,860 Trust me. She's waiting for Prince Charming. 781 00:45:47,470 --> 00:45:50,070 - My feet swell in the forest. - Yeah? 782 00:45:55,890 --> 00:45:57,810 The Prince of Naffness! 783 00:45:57,970 --> 00:45:59,810 Antoine, people can see you. 784 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:04,730 I, Antoine Polochon, invite you to the Vesuvio Pizzeria 785 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,680 where, after a cocktail, you'll get 786 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,640 a box. 787 00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:13,320 With a surprise inside. 788 00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:15,450 Wait! Don't! 789 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,180 Come back here! 790 00:46:17,390 --> 00:46:19,940 I'll be back. Stay there! 791 00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:22,520 What a total fool. 792 00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,050 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 793 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:27,690 - Come on. - Yes. 794 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:33,590 10 weeks before exam day 795 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,510 Please. It's private today. 796 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,440 It's extreme sports day! 797 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,270 - The serial killer's bilingual. - Creepy! 798 00:46:41,430 --> 00:46:42,770 I've put a shirt on! 799 00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:44,300 We reserved a table. 800 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:48,680 Mock exams. Sorry. 801 00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:52,940 - We shouldn't have come. - I told you. 802 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,980 5 plus... 803 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:04,280 We've worked hard, 804 00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:05,760 so... 805 00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:07,940 - Great! - Let me. 806 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:09,640 Careful with that. 807 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,640 - Have a crisp. - I love those. 808 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,850 Wait. Hey! 809 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:19,400 Now, Marie? 810 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:21,010 Waterloo. 811 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:25,560 An average mark of 16 would be disappointing. 812 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,720 Naturally! 813 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,060 Three. 814 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:32,140 - What? Three? - Three? 815 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,310 You can't just say "three"! 816 00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:37,930 - No! - He said it. 817 00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:40,350 3% pass rate on the mocks. 818 00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:47,900 That's... 819 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:49,560 not much. 820 00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,430 At all. 821 00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:54,770 Truly unbelievable. 822 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:02,350 Wait for me. 823 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,100 No! 824 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:53,350 3%! 825 00:48:53,510 --> 00:48:56,510 That's not a sprain. It's busted! 826 00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:00,340 We double the effort! Tomorrow: paragliding! 827 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,390 We have to face facts: 828 00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:10,520 we underestimated the difficulties here. 829 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,970 Unbelievable! 830 00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:14,850 When he drinks, I understand him. 831 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,770 - 3%. Sure? - I'm afraid so. 832 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:22,260 It's not a mistake? 833 00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:26,350 I thought so. But with those teachers! 834 00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:28,480 3%, that's great! 835 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,520 We need a change of plan, 836 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,230 or my school is going to close. 837 00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:35,690 The school is going to close. 838 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,100 I don't follow you. 839 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,930 We've got 2 months left. 840 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:42,970 If you try anything, I'll move you to Guyana. 841 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:47,320 I'll go public. Your boss will get sacked. 842 00:49:47,510 --> 00:49:50,260 If he thought those idiots would succeed 843 00:49:50,430 --> 00:49:53,060 where the best failed, he deserves sacking. 844 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,640 And then... 845 00:49:55,430 --> 00:49:56,890 you'd get his job. 846 00:49:57,470 --> 00:49:59,270 Oh yes. So I would. 847 00:50:04,010 --> 00:50:05,570 They lied to us! 848 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,480 We're the worst 849 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,270 teachers in France. 850 00:50:10,510 --> 00:50:14,470 We were taken on to sink this school, not save it. 851 00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:22,100 Son of a bitch! 852 00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:39,510 You can criticize my revolutionary teaching methods. 853 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,270 But them... No. 854 00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:43,190 They're not rubbish! 855 00:50:43,390 --> 00:50:45,970 Who said you were rubbish? 856 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,800 Don't try to scramble our brains. 857 00:50:49,050 --> 00:50:50,770 Now just calm down! 858 00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,850 This is just another year for you. 859 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:55,300 It won't hurt you. 860 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:59,820 This school's going to close down because of us. 861 00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,690 That happens all the time. 862 00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:04,050 It's normal! 863 00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:06,890 The year's not over yet. 864 00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:08,730 Is this power steering? 865 00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:10,770 Be serious. 866 00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:12,840 Good morale is important... 867 00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:15,770 If you know a magician, then ask him 868 00:51:15,970 --> 00:51:17,910 for the exam questions. 869 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:21,020 Now, if you don't mind, goodbye. 870 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,390 - Pen-pusher! - Just go! 871 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,810 What do you take us for? 872 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,970 Albert, do you know any crooks? 873 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:33,970 Are you kidding? 874 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:38,520 You can't just go round killing people for being idiots... 875 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,470 It needs to seem like an accident. 876 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,100 I don't want to kill him. I want the questions. 877 00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:49,360 We steal them from the Ministry and save the school. 878 00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:51,600 We need to do something. 879 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,600 Jojo. 880 00:51:53,430 --> 00:51:54,820 Mister Jojo. 881 00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,640 Last year, I got 7. I almost got through. But now... 882 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,610 - What did you get? - 4.5. 883 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,810 It was over before it started. 884 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:09,340 If I don't pass, I'll be making spring-rolls for life. 885 00:52:09,510 --> 00:52:12,430 And that was just the mock! 886 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,890 3%! 887 00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:17,730 Put it in perspective. How many are we in the year? 888 00:52:17,890 --> 00:52:19,180 About 100. 889 00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:22,360 What's 3% of 100? Look at it like that. 890 00:52:22,510 --> 00:52:24,430 It's 3. 891 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,550 - Spring-rolls! - Ah... 892 00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:29,270 More, Gladys! 893 00:52:29,470 --> 00:52:30,980 They'll be riot police! 894 00:52:33,430 --> 00:52:35,230 When you're ready. 895 00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,570 Come on! 896 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,900 What? 897 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:46,430 Napoleon said: "Strength requires technique." 898 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,600 And? 899 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,230 If I may say... 900 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:54,150 Good! 901 00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:55,870 Berichon? 902 00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:58,240 What should I say? 903 00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:00,520 We're not here. 904 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,850 We're not here! 905 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,600 No! No... 906 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,480 Marie! Is that you? 907 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,280 I was marking. What are you doing? 908 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,260 - Walking! - I don't talk like that. 909 00:53:14,470 --> 00:53:16,140 You do, a little. 910 00:53:16,350 --> 00:53:17,480 Really? 911 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,560 I'm thinking. It's important sometimes. 912 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,610 With all this pressure. 913 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,280 Yes, it's tough. 914 00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:27,140 Ok, bye! 915 00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:29,570 Can't I come in? 916 00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:32,350 It's not my room. 917 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,890 Not your room? 918 00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:36,480 It's not. 919 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,730 I thought... 920 00:53:37,930 --> 00:53:40,680 I thought we could... 921 00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:44,520 We could what? 922 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,730 Well... Bye. 923 00:53:46,930 --> 00:53:50,890 Sooner rather than later, but too soon is not too late. 924 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,890 - She wants you, man. - That's the idea. 925 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:56,810 She wants me? 926 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,770 Can we get back to it? 927 00:54:01,930 --> 00:54:03,550 Right! Throw! 928 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,890 We could have? 929 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,850 You're injured! 930 00:54:10,050 --> 00:54:12,800 - I knew it... - I just need a wash. 931 00:54:13,010 --> 00:54:14,550 - You need the hospital. - No. 932 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,350 We'll go on Monday. We could have? 933 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,150 We're going to hospital. 934 00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:23,470 I can't. I'm with the others. 935 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:28,520 Ah, ok... I don't understand you. 936 00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:32,850 When you've finished, call me. 937 00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:36,060 Ok. I'll get back to it. 938 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:39,730 You can tell me what we could have done on Monday. 939 00:54:42,390 --> 00:54:44,270 Go on, Glad. One more team! 940 00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:49,140 We will not be moved! 941 00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,550 Swine flu! 942 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,100 Fuck the police! 943 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:56,060 We will not be moved! 944 00:54:56,470 --> 00:54:57,960 "Scheiße"? 945 00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,860 Que mierda! 946 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:03,430 Where are the 7 wonders? 947 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,390 In Paris. 948 00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:07,770 A march to the ministry. 949 00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:09,860 A red chalk shortage. 950 00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:13,090 What is this bullshit? I don't believe it... 951 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,480 Capuchon, in Paris? 952 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,600 No more chalk! 953 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,060 We will not be moved! 954 00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:24,140 Charge! 955 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:40,050 Stage 2: Serge, over to you. 956 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:42,230 Great! 957 00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:44,850 Wait! Good luck! 958 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:45,880 Go! 959 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,440 Good luck! 960 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,780 Good luck! 961 00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:26,850 The ministry map! 962 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,560 Stage 3: Amina! 963 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,720 - Hello. - Hello. 964 00:56:48,890 --> 00:56:50,140 I'm not sure, 965 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,970 but I think I'm going that way. 966 00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:54,900 Don't move. One's missing. 967 00:56:55,050 --> 00:56:57,350 - Maybe he's gay. - No! 968 00:56:57,550 --> 00:56:59,360 I'll show you. 969 00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:00,350 Wait for me! 970 00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:01,680 Yes! 971 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:15,520 They're going to steal the exams' questions! 972 00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:22,150 The exam papers? 973 00:57:22,350 --> 00:57:23,640 It sounds crazy! 974 00:57:23,850 --> 00:57:25,300 Ridiculous. 975 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:28,510 I found a receipt for masks. 976 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,850 Steal the exams? 977 00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:32,930 - Unless it's for skiing? - Not bad! 978 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,180 Sorry? 979 00:57:40,550 --> 00:57:41,930 It's disgusting. 980 00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:43,480 I wanted to warn you. 981 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,890 I feel sick. 982 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,600 I'll call the police. 983 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,230 No need. No-one's here. 984 00:57:59,390 --> 00:58:00,680 Stage 4: Maurice. 985 00:58:00,850 --> 00:58:03,150 - Like we said? - Just hello. 986 00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:06,560 The masks. 987 00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:22,300 Sir? 988 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,110 Yes, you there. 989 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,680 Hello. 990 00:58:26,890 --> 00:58:27,730 Yes? 991 00:58:27,930 --> 00:58:29,190 Hello. 992 00:58:29,390 --> 00:58:30,510 Huh? 993 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,600 Who are you? Where are you going? 994 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,230 Who? Where? Those are big questions! 995 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:41,430 Where do we come from? Where are we going? 996 00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:44,480 Sorry? 997 00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:46,510 Boulard, go home. 998 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,850 Let this be a lesson to you. 999 00:58:49,050 --> 00:58:50,710 Thanks, Mr Migou. 1000 00:58:50,850 --> 00:58:52,050 Off you go! 1001 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,740 Where's my phone? 1002 00:59:03,350 --> 00:59:05,400 Boulard! Open the door! 1003 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,100 Open up. Now! 1004 00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:15,890 Boulard? You've accidentally locked the door. 1005 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,970 If you close your eyes, you see more clearly. 1006 00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:25,640 Try it. 1007 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,730 I'm working, right now. 1008 00:59:28,930 --> 00:59:31,150 Try it. You'll thank me. 1009 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:36,390 I close my eyes and I see thousands of lakes, 1010 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,810 a forest. A wolf! 1011 00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:41,820 Bears, canadian landscapes... 1012 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:44,150 What can you see? 1013 00:59:44,300 --> 00:59:46,520 I can see the sea. 1014 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,140 Yes. 1015 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:49,190 My mum. 1016 00:59:49,390 --> 00:59:51,010 Really? 1017 00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:52,900 Boats. 1018 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:55,980 Seagulls, even. It's beautiful. 1019 00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:58,650 A prawn! 1020 00:59:58,850 --> 00:59:59,720 A prawn! 1021 00:59:59,890 --> 01:00:02,770 Yes. Running on the sand. 1022 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,180 There is goes! 1023 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:25,730 9 hours later 1024 01:00:31,430 --> 01:00:33,100 Jojo was right. 1025 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,140 He's a professional. 1026 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:36,310 Stage 6... 1027 01:00:36,510 --> 01:00:37,650 Don't move! 1028 01:00:38,390 --> 01:00:41,230 There are movement sensors. 1029 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:42,930 Stay on your toes. 1030 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,350 Aren't they nightlights? 1031 01:00:46,890 --> 01:00:49,320 Albert! Stop fooling around. 1032 01:00:50,890 --> 01:00:54,220 That's pretty cunning. 1033 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:02,310 Mum... 1034 01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:04,600 They were nightlights. 1035 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,060 Sorry. 1036 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,270 Stage 6... 1037 01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:11,690 No, 7! 6 was the sensors. 1038 01:01:11,850 --> 01:01:13,390 They didn't count. 1039 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,340 They did for me. 1040 01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:17,430 Stage 6: Albert, the safe. 1041 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,520 Look here. This is the plan. 1042 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,570 I've got enough to blow anything up. 1043 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:29,940 When they find out, they'll change the questions. 1044 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:31,600 We'll leave the papers. 1045 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,930 Is that yours? 1046 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:36,010 Wow! 1047 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,800 They'll change the questions when they see the hole. 1048 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,890 Hey? 1049 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,400 - Block your ears! - No! 1050 01:01:51,350 --> 01:01:52,270 I don't get it. 1051 01:01:52,470 --> 01:01:54,390 Doing it on purpose is hard. 1052 01:01:54,550 --> 01:01:58,230 Well done. What a rubbish plan! 1053 01:01:58,850 --> 01:02:00,230 Hey guys! 1054 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,350 What are you doing? 1055 01:02:03,550 --> 01:02:06,560 I found a?1 shop. 1056 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,150 I bought these. 1057 01:02:09,050 --> 01:02:11,060 What a bargain. 1058 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:14,140 We need a six-digit code! 1059 01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:16,550 - Help! - 6 digits? 1060 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,770 That's a million possibilities. That's a lot. 1061 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,810 But... 1062 01:02:22,010 --> 01:02:25,440 A person made the code, not a machine. 1063 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,180 Let's think. 1064 01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:28,900 Now... 1065 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:30,140 Knowing that 1066 01:02:30,350 --> 01:02:33,010 7 is in 64% of codes... 1067 01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:40,520 Is that Egyptian? 1068 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:45,020 So... 7-3-2-9-8-7. 1069 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,890 Albert! 1070 01:02:51,470 --> 01:02:53,060 No. Let's give up. 1071 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:55,600 Impossible. That's Yapunov's formula. 1072 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,810 It must be that. 1073 01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:57,850 Bravo! 1074 01:02:58,050 --> 01:03:00,190 This is great! 1075 01:03:00,390 --> 01:03:03,320 The Minister's name, his wife's name, 1076 01:03:03,510 --> 01:03:05,780 daughter, dog, nomination... 1077 01:03:05,970 --> 01:03:07,890 Wait. If you were Minister 1078 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,890 of Education, what would you choose? 1079 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,310 14.03.1879: Einstein's birthday. 1080 01:03:13,510 --> 01:03:16,260 12.09.1774 Napoleon gets measles! 1081 01:03:16,470 --> 01:03:17,480 06.03.91, 1082 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,100 Double Impact, with Van Damme! 1083 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:23,010 No! His appointment date. 1084 01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:25,980 15.06.12. Why? 1085 01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:28,220 That must be it. 1086 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,890 Depends if he's happy. 1087 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,060 Try it! 1088 01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:48,560 62 hours later 1089 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,190 Expel Boulard! 1090 01:04:06,890 --> 01:04:08,270 Already at work? 1091 01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:10,110 He locked me up! 1092 01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,690 A mistake, surely. 1093 01:04:11,850 --> 01:04:15,100 - Terrorist! Taliban! - He's a fool. 1094 01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:18,690 I can't expel him because you can't open a door. 1095 01:04:18,850 --> 01:04:22,150 I'll get the Minister to expel him! 1096 01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:28,560 What's this? 1097 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,190 Maybe it's a show. 1098 01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:35,860 A mock mock. 1099 01:04:36,510 --> 01:04:38,050 A mock mock? 1100 01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:40,850 It's like a mock, but it's mock. 1101 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,220 It's a mock exam. 1102 01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:45,440 You may use your textbooks. 1103 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,100 Cool. 1104 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,760 It's training. 1105 01:04:48,930 --> 01:04:50,020 A training. 1106 01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:52,230 But take it seriously. 1107 01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:54,940 It might be that these questions 1108 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:58,360 are quite similar... 1109 01:04:58,510 --> 01:05:00,200 to the questions in 1110 01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:02,220 the real exam... 1111 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:05,520 Yes. 1112 01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:07,770 You never know. 1113 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,980 Don't waste time! 1114 01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:14,360 Sit down! Backs straight. 1115 01:05:23,350 --> 01:05:25,300 Thank you, Boudini. 1116 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:30,520 I didn't lend it. You took it. I'm going to tell the head. 1117 01:05:31,550 --> 01:05:33,640 Don't threaten me. 1118 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,350 You don't know what I might do. 1119 01:05:38,260 --> 01:05:39,520 Clap, clap, clap! 1120 01:05:40,430 --> 01:05:42,890 You have two hours. 1121 01:05:43,050 --> 01:05:44,480 You have two hours. 1122 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,400 - Time! - Time. 1123 01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:55,640 What's this? 1124 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,640 Boulard! 1125 01:06:02,850 --> 01:06:04,350 Quiet! 1126 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,730 Look. 1127 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,400 I don't get it. 1128 01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:30,400 They did it! 1129 01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:32,440 I knew it! 1130 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,480 You knew what? They did what? 1131 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,100 You've still got time. 1132 01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:53,400 Don't take time if you have it. 1133 01:06:53,550 --> 01:06:54,890 I've finished, sir. 1134 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,270 We revised for nothing. 1135 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:06,690 Hey! 1136 01:07:07,850 --> 01:07:10,020 - Very funny. - What? 1137 01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,720 - Funny. - What? 1138 01:07:11,890 --> 01:07:13,380 Nectarine? 1139 01:07:13,550 --> 01:07:17,970 This is for 15-year-olds. It's a middle school exam! 1140 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:21,100 What do you mean, middle school? 1141 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,470 What... 1142 01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:33,900 - They're nuts! - What's with those questions? 1143 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:35,260 They're nuts. 1144 01:07:35,430 --> 01:07:37,860 They're too cool! Get it? 1145 01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:39,230 No. 1146 01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:41,310 They stole the wrong papers. 1147 01:07:41,510 --> 01:07:44,070 Anyone can make a mistake. 1148 01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:46,430 Quiet! We're working. 1149 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,320 They risked jail. 1150 01:07:49,510 --> 01:07:52,490 I wish they were in jail. I'll denounce them! 1151 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,010 You can't, Nectarine! 1152 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:56,060 They did it for us. 1153 01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:58,230 They're paid to teach. 1154 01:07:58,430 --> 01:08:01,100 Not to mess things up! 1155 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:03,840 Don't you have a heart! 1156 01:08:04,050 --> 01:08:06,090 I couldn't care less! 1157 01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:07,900 Well I could. 1158 01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:12,880 You'll be alright, anyway. You're going to pass! 1159 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,270 We're working! 1160 01:08:14,470 --> 01:08:16,640 Hey! I'm talking here. 1161 01:08:16,850 --> 01:08:19,560 It's true, I won't pass the exam. 1162 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,650 I don't work, but I'm proud 1163 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,770 to have met those nutters. 1164 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,100 You really learnt nothing. 1165 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,600 Wrong! 1166 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,550 For the first time, I've been listening. 1167 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,480 That hasn't happened since primary school. 1168 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,480 We're working here. 1169 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:41,720 No-one's working, this is Jules Ferry! 1170 01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,560 I learnt that 1171 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:48,150 you should never give up. 1172 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,810 Who did they do it for? 1173 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,110 Who, Nectarine? 1174 01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:56,640 They did it for us. 1175 01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:09,270 I don't know what's wrong. I've got nodes there and there. 1176 01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:12,730 You've got balls. Believe me. 1177 01:09:12,930 --> 01:09:15,190 Forget it. Go back to work. 1178 01:09:19,470 --> 01:09:20,760 Let me guess. 1179 01:09:20,970 --> 01:09:24,180 Nodes? You want sick leave? 1180 01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:36,070 Do you realize what this means? 1181 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:41,430 If you resign, you're finished. 1182 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,150 I was never a teacher. 1183 01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:19,770 I've seen you up. 1184 01:10:19,930 --> 01:10:21,940 I've seen you right down. 1185 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,350 I discovered that you're also a liar and a cheat. 1186 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:31,360 But I always thought you were brave. 1187 01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:36,970 Even in failure, you had a sort of panache. 1188 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,220 Not a coward. 1189 01:10:40,890 --> 01:10:43,480 Dropping out 2 weeks before the exam. 1190 01:10:47,390 --> 01:10:50,560 The man I know wouldn't have gone. 1191 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,940 Maybe I didn't know him. 1192 01:11:55,430 --> 01:11:57,430 So you're finished? 1193 01:11:58,390 --> 01:12:00,110 You won't be able to pass? 1194 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,650 12% to 50% is impossible? 1195 01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:09,440 Nothing's impossible! 1196 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:15,480 If you feel stupid, you'll be stupid. 1197 01:12:17,510 --> 01:12:18,980 I'm stupid too. 1198 01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:24,240 We're a gang of fools! 1199 01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:27,560 But we're a gang! 1200 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,230 We can't give up! 1201 01:12:34,010 --> 01:12:36,600 Pupils, kids, let's put 1202 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,060 our weaknesses together... 1203 01:12:39,850 --> 01:12:41,400 together! 1204 01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:45,590 As for you, my colleagues... 1205 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:48,560 My friends! 1206 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:50,980 You've give me 1207 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:53,530 such strength. 1208 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,680 Don't give up! 1209 01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:57,520 Not now! 1210 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,640 We've got 40 weeks behind us. 1211 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:04,970 And in front of us, 1212 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,980 just 2 weeks left! 1213 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:12,320 2 weeks to raise a pillar of victory on this courtyard! 1214 01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:21,390 I'm back, I get the bac! 1215 01:13:23,050 --> 01:13:23,900 Pass! 1216 01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:25,190 We're gonna pass! 1217 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:29,900 Pass! 1218 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,030 Pass! Pass! 1219 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:35,620 Where are they? 1220 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,800 You've got 30 seconds. And flush! 1221 01:14:01,850 --> 01:14:02,760 53,622! 1222 01:14:02,930 --> 01:14:05,390 Now calculate the integral. 1223 01:14:05,550 --> 01:14:07,850 You have the probability. 1224 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:10,180 Use the right sign! 1225 01:14:10,390 --> 01:14:13,900 Mr Cutiro! We have to talk. 1226 01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:16,270 Would early July be ok? 1227 01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:18,810 The siesta's over! 1228 01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:21,600 Blindfolds for French! 1229 01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:24,510 Hurry up! 1230 01:14:25,350 --> 01:14:28,020 I'll read the poem 1231 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:31,690 and you pick an approach. 1232 01:14:31,850 --> 01:14:35,180 Take your blindfolds off when I've got my coat on. 1233 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,240 His helmet! 1234 01:14:39,510 --> 01:14:40,770 Your helmet! 1235 01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:45,640 She always gives my sister. Blank. She wants. 1236 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,270 Keep your helmets! 1237 01:14:48,430 --> 01:14:50,760 - Chawarma? - Yes! 1238 01:14:52,470 --> 01:14:55,480 We get to know ourselves 1239 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:58,390 by confronting others. 1240 01:14:58,550 --> 01:14:59,890 He's drunk! 1241 01:15:00,970 --> 01:15:01,930 Now I get it! 1242 01:15:05,930 --> 01:15:07,140 Patatin! 1243 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:11,940 - From potatoes! - Patatin! 1244 01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:15,980 Are you drugging them? 1245 01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:17,690 It's not drugs: 1246 01:15:17,850 --> 01:15:21,350 caffeine, ginger, vitamins A to H. 1247 01:15:21,510 --> 01:15:23,940 Plus 9 other Colombian plants. 1248 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:26,850 - Patatin? - We all have your secrets. 1249 01:15:27,010 --> 01:15:28,020 Let's go! 1250 01:15:39,470 --> 01:15:42,980 This is just bluff. I don't believe it. 1251 01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:46,530 Because no-one goes from 3% à 50%. 1252 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,600 That's a fact. 1253 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,640 There's 1 week left. 1254 01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:52,360 Your pupils and teachers are thick. 1255 01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,300 Do you like insects? 1256 01:15:54,470 --> 01:15:57,480 In Guyana the mosquitoes are like pigeons! 1257 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:02,690 - Minus times minus is not plus. - But less plus less, is even less. 1258 01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:09,440 Piss off. 1259 01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:12,760 Exam Day Anatole France High School 1260 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:19,270 How much? 30%. 30 degrees... 1261 01:16:19,430 --> 01:16:20,800 What's up with him? 1262 01:16:20,970 --> 01:16:22,810 Nice! Good! 1263 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,690 - Working hard! - Sir? 1264 01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:28,060 Alright, shaggy! 1265 01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:30,940 The exams have started. 1266 01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,980 We've done our best. 1267 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:34,600 Fingers crossed. 1268 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,440 3-2 to Canada. Double bounce. 1269 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:38,560 Canada serves. 1270 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:43,760 Saturday, maybe. I'll write it down. 1271 01:16:43,930 --> 01:16:46,690 06 23... 1272 01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:52,100 Ok! 1273 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,770 We really outdid ourselves. 1274 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,150 Thanks to you, Polochon. 1275 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:03,970 - What was that? - She kissed him 1276 01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:06,770 - Is he alright? - Better than ever. 1277 01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:09,730 But what does that mean? To live is to die. 1278 01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:10,940 Pack it in. 1279 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:15,110 - Children of France... - Quiet! 1280 01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:18,690 The day of glory is here. 1281 01:17:42,470 --> 01:17:44,690 49%! 1282 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:49,850 1% off. 1283 01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:04,060 Is something wrong? 1284 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,360 Not for me; for you... 1285 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:11,090 Jules Ferry didn't make it over 50%. 1286 01:18:12,430 --> 01:18:13,670 What? 1287 01:18:13,850 --> 01:18:15,340 But... 1288 01:18:16,510 --> 01:18:19,770 You said the mocks went well. 1289 01:18:19,930 --> 01:18:21,150 Did I? 1290 01:18:21,350 --> 01:18:23,890 Here. 1291 01:18:24,050 --> 01:18:27,400 We haven't done so well since 1986. Pretty good. 1292 01:18:27,550 --> 01:18:29,970 They'll still close us. 1293 01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:33,940 Your idea was rubbish! How could I... 1294 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,930 My idea? 1295 01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:37,940 Yes. Your idea! 1296 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:40,850 The worst teachers for the worst pupils. 1297 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,890 Oh yes. 1298 01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:45,100 Officially, it was yours. 1299 01:18:45,260 --> 01:18:49,270 I always said it was your idea. 1300 01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:51,170 And a funny one, too... 1301 01:19:00,890 --> 01:19:02,140 Shame on Napoleon! 1302 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,600 Where's Boulard? 1303 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,150 Ouch! 1304 01:19:05,350 --> 01:19:06,730 Boulard! 1305 01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:08,690 Boulard! 1306 01:19:09,470 --> 01:19:10,860 Where's? Boulard! 1307 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,150 Over here! 1308 01:19:16,850 --> 01:19:18,140 Here! 1309 01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:20,100 Come! 1310 01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:22,600 - You worked hard. - Me? 1311 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,020 And you've failed miserably, as usual. 1312 01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:28,560 - I'm sorry. - Well done! 1313 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,530 You've failed and furthermore 1314 01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:34,640 you've been expelled! 1315 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:36,890 Here's the letter. 1316 01:19:37,050 --> 01:19:39,520 You've been expelled! 1317 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,480 One failure less. 1318 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,940 You're off our list. 1319 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:46,470 Thanks to Boulard, 1320 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:49,300 Jules Ferry's success rate... 1321 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,390 is 50%! 1322 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,640 I don't get it. 1323 01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:56,480 50%! 1324 01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:12,480 Boulard! Boulard! 1325 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,430 Boulard! Boulard! 1326 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:17,900 Boulard! Boulard! 1327 01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:25,320 Bravo, Boulard. 1328 01:20:26,140 --> 01:20:28,140 Congratulations, right? 1329 01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:30,780 Short hair suits you. 1330 01:20:30,970 --> 01:20:33,190 If you worked like you flirted... 1331 01:20:33,390 --> 01:20:35,600 That's a good one. Not bad. 1332 01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:38,900 See you in chemistry? 1333 01:20:39,050 --> 01:20:41,800 I'll check your physique... 1334 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:46,440 I don't get it. 1335 01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,520 Hard work has brought 1336 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:55,520 the biggest rise ever seen in the exam pass rate 1337 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,060 in the country. 1338 01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:59,940 This is a happy man. 1339 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:03,350 - So? - Régis Migou. I'm in admin. 1340 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:05,270 What a nightmare! 1341 01:21:05,430 --> 01:21:07,070 How did this happen? 1342 01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:11,140 At first sight, you'd say it was the teachers. 1343 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:15,520 But if I hadn't expelled Boulard, it wouldn't have happened. 1344 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,220 Thank you sir. 1345 01:21:17,390 --> 01:21:20,650 I have some happy pupils behind me. 1346 01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:23,230 A message for the teachers? 1347 01:21:23,930 --> 01:21:25,680 Polochon, you're the best! 1348 01:21:25,890 --> 01:21:28,440 Amina, answer me! 1349 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:29,600 Any plans? 1350 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:33,020 I want to repeat to be back next year. 1351 01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:34,350 It's great here! 1352 01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:38,020 The teachers are the best! 1353 01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:40,560 So for all those reasons 1354 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:45,050 each of you? heroes among heroes 1355 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:47,640 the brave of the brave - 1356 01:21:49,350 --> 01:21:51,730 will get a bonus of...? 1357 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,150 47 euros. 1358 01:21:55,050 --> 01:21:56,230 A bonus. 1359 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:57,940 And 1360 01:21:58,140 --> 01:22:01,230 a transfer to a school of your choice. 1361 01:22:01,430 --> 01:22:03,350 Sun or sea, you choose... 1362 01:22:03,510 --> 01:22:05,810 Somewhere far from here. 1363 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:12,020 Thanks but no. That won't do. 1364 01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:15,180 This success is half and half failure. 1365 01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:19,900 I can't accept a bonus for success that rewards failure. 1366 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,360 Sorry? 1367 01:22:21,550 --> 01:22:24,680 He means we don't want a transfer. 1368 01:22:24,890 --> 01:22:26,180 Why not? 1369 01:22:26,350 --> 01:22:28,690 Too many kids failed this year. 1370 01:22:28,930 --> 01:22:31,260 Like Boulard, who we owe this to. 1371 01:22:31,430 --> 01:22:32,310 Thanks, 1372 01:22:32,510 --> 01:22:34,940 but we'll stay at Jules Ferry. 1373 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,430 Job not done yet. 1374 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,440 I'm late. 1375 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,680 Ah! This is my new assistant, Marcelin. 1376 01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:44,510 Jacquart? 1377 01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:51,010 - Amina? - Marcelin! 1378 01:22:58,180 --> 01:23:00,030 Marcelin from uni? 1379 01:23:01,430 --> 01:23:03,100 With tongues this time! 1380 01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:08,350 And 1381 01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:09,810 dear Mr Houston? 1382 01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:19,310 What's that? 1383 01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:24,230 Hey? 1384 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,180 No music! 1385 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,530 You're funny, Antoine Polochon. 1386 01:23:46,100 --> 01:23:48,100 Almost ready? 1387 01:23:48,260 --> 01:23:49,980 Sorry, I was... 1388 01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:01,730 To Dad... Who taught me so much 1389 01:24:08,390 --> 01:24:09,220 Stop! 1390 01:24:09,390 --> 01:24:12,650 Fed up with class time Turning into detention 1391 01:24:12,850 --> 01:24:16,770 This years a big one I haven't got school 1392 01:24:16,970 --> 01:24:21,020 I'm sick of being late Teachers on my back 1393 01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:24,430 You can boot me out But I bet you I'll pass 1394 01:24:40,050 --> 01:24:43,780 I owe it to myself I made my mum a promise 1395 01:24:43,930 --> 01:24:47,220 I want to go to uni These heavy-weights on my case 1396 01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:49,030 I'm back I'll get the bac! 1397 01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:50,770 I'm done lazing in my mac 1398 01:24:50,970 --> 01:24:52,860 - Get ready - For the show 1399 01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:54,730 I'm gonna have a heart attack. 1400 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:14,970 There. 1401 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:57,470 Subtitles: Eclair Group 88526