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Motherfuckers,

if you say anything to anyone.

Next time I will shoot you in the ass.

Never come looking for us.

Take good care of yourself.

God bless you my son.

Hello?

Hey Vilom, how are you my friend?

Where are you?

here only...

How are you?

I am good.

And how come you're remembering me today?

Why wouldn't I remember you my friend?

By the way I have called you

to invite you to my wedding reception.

You have to come.

No excuses.

Really...

You're getting married?

Yes.

Anyway, tomorrow evening at 7:30PM.

Do not forget.

Sure. Definitely...

Then, I will see you tomorrow.

Bye!

Bye!

Can I have two cigarettes?

You guys have been watching cricket all morning.

Please play some music.

Hi guys, My name is Vilom and you are watching Sh...

Hi guys, My name is Vilom and you are watching Shut Up Vilom

and today I am going to review...

Hi guys, My name is Vilom and you are watching Shut Up Vilom

And today I am going to review a film, "Love Aaj Kal"

starring Saif Ali Khan.

Where is my lord?

I do remember where I should be, and there I am.

Shh...

Please leave us alone.

Oh! My Romeo.

Romeo. What is here? Poison.

Has this poison killed you?

I will kiss your lips.

Happily some poison yet do hang on them.

We will be together again.

Oh! Romeo.

Your lips are warm.

Yes sir... what would you like to have done?

The usual.

Growing your hair?

Trying my best.

It's your turn sir.

Please come.

Here.

Yes sir?

What would you like me to do sir?

But...

But what happened sir?

Here.

Can I have a cigarette?

Which one?

Give me anyone, just do it fast.

I don't want it.

You smoke a lot of cigarettes these days.

Don't you think it is harmful?

Wow... what a nice joke.

People have created records in quitting smoking.

And as someone once said...

Life is of those on whose death the world regrets Ghalib;

as every person takes birth in this world to die someday!

Wow... you have a poet in you.

Is there any other talent you want to show me?

You know what, I come here very often...

Do you see this open hand?

You can also see a free bird in it.

Who is flying freely all above the these mountains and clouds.

I also want be like a free bird.

I want to fly really high.

Le Corbusier constructed this .

Le Corbusier was a French artist.

And I really like them...

Especially their artists.

Le Corbusier wanted that people come here

and speak from their heart.

They talk about issues.

Well, people don't come here anymore.

But I still come here.

And you have also come today.

Seems like your work is not good these days?

No... No all is OK.

Just trying to do something new.

Didn't I tell you about my social experiment project?

No.

You didn't tell me anything.

Really?

Anyway...

Soon you will know.

Well, it has been like a dream for a long time.

Anyhow

It changes nothing.

Our families,

our society...

our country

will never accept us.

How are you?

One minute sir.

Have you seen the TV?

What happened? Are you OK?

Oh yes! But they are talking about criminalization of same sex relationships.

Oh! OK... understood.

You don't worry, OK?

I am little busy right now.

But listen to me...

Listening...

let's meet after work.

Now disconnecting the call

OK? Bye!

Listen to me.... Hello?

Are you sure, you want to do it?

Yes!

I mean it is difficult to perform this in front of the camera...

But...

So finally after so many efforts we are working together.

But you have to keep this thing in mind...

That you have to keep your facial expressions

and emotions in control.

I will suggest you some...

plays, and...

And read which ever you like.

Also do some fake practice if possible.

How are you my son?

I am doing fine mother.

Why don't you call me?

Or at least pick our calls when we call you.

Are you alright?

Yes mother! I am absolutely fine here.

I am really busy in this salon job,

I really could not find time to call anyone.

And I am absolutely fine,

don't worry about me. OK?

I am really fine.

Son, at least visit us sometimes.

Since you have gone to Chandigarh

all our family and friends ask about you...

They all praise you.

Some of them really push me to get you married.

But it is you only who does not answer clearly.

If you will get married, our responsibilities will be over.

Al least I will have some help in daily chores.

Mother, you have started this topic again.

Again same old discussion.

I have told you many times,

I don't want to get married.

Son, this is the perfect age to get married.

If you get married then we will only be able to think about your younger sister.

How long should we we wait for you?

Please don't force me to get married.

Just because of this nonsense talk I moved to Chandigarh.

Now, you started the same thing again to irritate me.

I will talk to you later.

What happened?

All well?

And curd?

Small one.

How was your day in salon?

You don't even call me.

At least tell me something.

Do you know that I get calls everyday from my mother?

She only asks just one question...

when would you get married my son?

I really don't understand what are we doing?

What am I doing?

How do I answer family?

That I am in love with a man...

And who does not even care about me.

Who does not even know that how am I feeling?

Who is that girl?

So?

Don't you think...

that you're taking your experiment...

too seriously?

You are just being filthy, nothing else.

What do you mean?

What do you call it?

Experiments or porn?

Or cheap thrill to get some internet fame?

Is the mirror of the society.

And it tries to not get affected by anything.

So, now tell me...

How does sex make my artistic message a cheap thrill?

Lion is coming in...

Lion is coming in...

Lion is coming in...

Lion is coming in...

Nothing happened, just relax.

Show me...

At least show me.

must be hurting...

Don't worry.

Lion is coming in...

They all look so beautiful.

This earth...

This river...

This waterfall.

And?

And?

Goat?

And you.

You keep me squeezing,

just like goat's udder.

She died by her own hand.

The worst of what was done you cannot know.

You did not see the sight.

Yet in so far as I remember it,

you’ll hear the end of our unlucky queen.

When she came raging into the house,

she was tearing her hair with both hands.

she went straight to her marriage bed,

and closed the door.

and started crying upon Laius long dead-

Do you remember, Laius,

that night long past which bred a child for us...

to send you to death

and leave a mother making children with her son?

She cursed the bed in which she brought children by her own child.

The infamous double bond.

She brought forth husband by her husband,

children by her own child,

How after that she died I do not know.

King burst upon us shouting

and we looked to him

Shouting at us always:

Give me a sword, I say,

Give me a sword...

to find this wife no wife,

this mother’s womb this field of double sowing

whence I sprang

and where I sowed my children!

He raved,

He bellowed terribly

as if led by some invisible guide.

Nobody knew anything,

that what has happened to the queen?

He rushed on the two doors,

— wrenching the hollow bolts out of their sockets,

There, there, we saw his wife hanging,

the twisted rope around her neck.

and the king...

I could not complete the paragraph.

It's OK.

Cut!

Well, I feel like

I owe you a coffee.

Shall we?

I meant coffee,

not a cappuccino.

Really?

Meaning?

Meaning?

You have a boyfriend, meaning...

I am at my salon. Anything important?

Listen, right now I am really busy

Let's meet in the evening?

Let's go.

What else would you do.

Oh! I will quit soon.

Very soon.

I will take you to a better place.

It's open.

Let's see.

Here.

They don't have anything good in veg.

You please order something interesting.

But something good.

OK.

Let me see.

Veg?

Yes veg.

What?

Mhmm... Veg.

Non-veg?

What happened?

Shall we go some other place?

Hmm...

Are you still feeling cold?

No.

Look there.

Deepak,

Hmm?

Call them.

Hey...

Go, call them.

Hey!

Who are you?

What are you doing here so late?

We are just going home, sir!

Bring them here.

Move, move!

Move on.

Come, come over here.

Yes, keep going.

Sir, what happened?

Stand here.

We are just...

Stand here.

Come forward.

You too.

Are you drunk?

What?

No.

What?

I had only one beer.

Just one beer... you motherfucker.

Sir...

Motherfuckers.

Sir... sir.

I will teach you a lesson.

Sir... sir we are just going home.

Sir we have done nothing.

Damn motherfuckers. You both were kissing there.

Damn faggot.

Sir... sir.

You really have that itching?

Don't worry I will treat your itching.

Put these faggots in the car.

Our jeep?

Are you crazy? Put them in our personal car.

Sir, please leave us.

Keep moving.

We did not do anything.

Sir, please.

Move...

Don't make noise.

Don't move too much.

Who plays girl in both of them Saini Sahib?

I guess,

whoever is more fairer must be playing the girl's part.

Quickly, call Jassi.

Jassi?

Yes, Jassi.

Hello, Jassi...

Where are you?

Ok. Just do one thing.

bring all the stuff.

Quickly... reach with stuff.

Yes... I will be there in 5 minutes.

Quickly...

OK.

Hold it.

You both kiss each other?

Don't you have any shame?

How do you fuck each other?

What are you looking at?

Stop looking at me faggot.

You really fucking with me?

What?

You really want it?

Damn motherfucker...

Don't fuck with me or you really going to get hurt badly.

Sit quietly.

Motherfucker.

Want to burn my moustache?

Take them out from the car.

Quickly!

Come out quickly.

Please leave us sir.

Keep moving.

Shut up!

Stand up, stand up.

Motherfuckers.

How are you Jaspal?

They are running away.

Hold them tight, damn motherfucker.

Motherfuckers.

Trying to run away...

Stand up.

Stand up.

Stand up, get inside.

You people have some strong itching.

I will treat you properly today.

Get inside.

Get inside, move your ass inside.

Keep bashing them.

Jassi, bring my peg.

Make him stand.

Get up. I said get up.

Get up.

Along the wall.

Where is my peg?

Get up.

Jassi, come here.

Please leave us sir.

Get up, make him stand.

I said stand up.

Bash him them.

Motherfucker.

Damn dogs.

Listen...

Take off their clothes.

Take off their clothes.

Stand straight.

Take off your clothes.

I did not do anything.

Why did not you realize this before?

Damn faggot.

Stand properly,

hands up.

Hands up.

Sir... we didn't do anything.

Please leave us sir.

Stand straight motherfucker.

Stand up motherfucker.

Don't irritate me you faggot.

Sir... I did nothing.

Stay away, motherfucker.

No...

Give it to me.

Stand up.

No sir, please.

Take off this.

Motherfucker.

Make him stand.

We will teach you a lesson today.

Damn dogs.

Get up motherfucker.

Damn faggot,

bring me a rope.

No sir... please.

Shut up you faggot.

Don't worry, relax.

I did not do anything sir.

You ass itching, right?

Tie his hands.

You also tie his hands.

Please sir.

Tie his hands properly.

Tie them tightly.

Take off this.

Don't make noise.

Hold him.

Jassi, come and hold him.

Hold him.

Please sir.

Jassi, go and bring me a peg.

Keep quiet.

You go there and hold him.

Damn faggots.

Look at it, just like baboon's ass.

Keep it straight.

Please sir.

Don't you dare move.

Sir please let us go.

What are you doing? Keep him quiet.

Don't you dare move.

Keep it straight

or else I will hurt more.

Quiet.

Don't move.

Quiet.

Damn faggots.

Sir...

Can I also squeeze on them?

Get me some water.

Sir...

it has been many days since I squeezed my water.

Now they know.

It has been a very dry season sir.

Give me more water.

Can I go sir?

Go.

Don't wait, finish your work.

Have you finished?

Saini sahib... had fun?

Come sit.

I had complete fun.

Make me a peg.

What happened?

It was really tight.

Really?

Give me a cigarrate.

Have you done it before?

Even my wife cannot compete with this.

Really?

But for me, it was my first experience.

Didn't you like it?

It was...

What?

It happened really fast actually.

We will bring them here again.

From now onward they are ours.

Saini sahib, could it become a problem for us?

There won't be any problem.

If they told anyone about this?

You tore his ass, he won't open his mouth anymore.

Damn motherfucker, why are you still crying?

Stop making noise or I will throw you in the river.

Motherfucker...

If you say anything to anyone,

next time I will shoot you in the ass.

Never come looking for us.

Do you want some tea?

I am going home for a few days.

My family was pressuring me

so I thought to visit them for a few days.

I will come back in a few days.

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