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Hi.

Hi.

Can I help you?

I have your party pack
of pastries.

Oh, uh,
I thought I canceled that.

Oh, really?

-Yeah.
-I don't think I--

Are you the delivery person?

-Yeah, I am.
-Okay.

Yeah, I spoke with someone
there today and uh,

I cancelled it.

What time was it?
It's just been me

-today, so...
-Oh, uh,

It could have been yesterday.

-Were you there yesterday?
-I was there yesterday, yeah.

It's my shop,
so I'm there most days.

Oh, okay.

Bailey.

-Bailey's Bakery.
-Yeah, not super innovative.

-But alliterative.
-That's true.

Uh, Sam?

Yeah.
Yeah, that's me.

Everyone that works for me
is young and in love,
so gave them the day off.

That was nice of you.

You're young,
are you not in love?

-What?
-Nothing.

Um...

Don't know why I said that.

Why'd you cancel?

Uh, what?

-The party pack.
-Oh.

Uh, I had plans, big plans,

but they couldn't come, so.

What were those plans?

-Just outta curiosity.
-Oh, like a, yeah,

it's uh, a Galentine's
mixed with um,

"Fight Club".

That sounds really intense.

Yeah, it's probably why
everyone pulled out.

I just moved here for a job,

so I'm still trying to
find my people.

Well, that sounds like
a real niche group
you're trying to find.

Yeah.

Well look, I can, uh, give you
these and just cancel

when I get back
to the shop tomorrow.

Oh, no, no, no,
I wanna pay you for them.

Um, what's in there again?

You have a half dozen cupcakes,

a dozen cookies, and then
three of our specials.

I also, I threw in a
personal favorite of mine.

It's a cinnamon strudel.

-Oh.
-No extra charge.

Oh, you can actually
keep that one.
I don't like cinnamon.

-You don't like cinnamon?
-Mm-mm.

-Not at all. Uh,
-Really?

I'll get you a baggy for that.

No, that's okay.
I don't need

- one.
- One second.

You must really have something
against cinnamon, huh?

I do.

Um, do you wanna come in
and set that down?

Um...

It's really dark in here.

Oh, sorry.

I'm still getting set up
in here.

Do you mind if
I look around?

No, no, not at all.

You chose a really good area.

- There's a really good bar
down the road.

Actually really good food.

And then there's a record shop

a couple doors down from that
that's really cool.

And the cinema is at
the end of Main Street,

which it seems like
you like movies.

Mm-hm.

They don't really play
anything recent,

but that's kind of
the charm of it.

You really know
the neighborhood.

Yeah, surprised we haven't
seen each other.

Maybe we have.

No, I would've remembered.

Great view.

Well, I haven't really
explored that much,

but I like it so far.

I just moved here a month ago,

basically just here to work
and back.

Hm.

I have a proposition.

'Kay.

Would you be willing to
try the cinnamon strudel?

Sure.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I don't think my mind
is gonna change though,

so I don't want you to
get your hopes up.

Deal.

What's your favorite flavor?

You gonna pick a back up
just in case?

Maybe.

Alright, uh, I like berry.

Vague, strawberry,
blueberry?

-All of them.
-All of them.

But I am allergic to orange,

-so none of that, please.
-Okay, that's good to know.

No orange.

I have the chocolate cupcake
with blackberry cream

or strawberry cheesecake.

Cheesecake, always cheesecake.

-So that's a cheesecake.
-Mm-hm.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.

Do you have plates?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Okay.

-Um,
-Forks.

hands are clean.

Okay.

For the most part.

For the most part?

Well, I did just do that, so.

Do you wanna sit?

-Sure.
-Okay.

Almost lost this guy just now.

Oh.

These are comfy.

Yeah, I like them.

What were you watching?

I was actually gonna
watch "Fight Club".

Oh, you actually were?

-Yeah.
-You were?

- Mm-hm.
- Okay.

Is that like
a Valentine's tradition?

Yes, it is.

-Really?
-Yeah, I hate the holidays.

-Oh, don't say that.
-Mm-hm.

You said it.

I'm not alone in that.

No, I know, trust me.

You're gonna say how they're
just for big business

to make money off
the little people.

But my shop is really small.

It's not that,
It's not that at all.

Really?

-Oh.
-Mm mm.

Then what is it?

I just think, you know,

people put so much
pressure on them

and bad things
tend to happen to me.

What happened to you today?

Someone threw up on my shoes
at work.

-Oh my God.
-I know.

-Are they okay?
-Yeah,

they took zinc
on an empty stomach.

No, your shoes, I mean.

I threw them out immediately,
so.

Did you work without shoes?

No, I have an older coworker
who's my only friend,

and he had a pair of
spare loafers, so.

Did they fit?

No, I looked like a 5-year-old
trying on my dad's shoes.

-That's really sweet.
-Yeah.

Speaking of sweet,
you wanna try it?

-You ready?
-Let's do it.

Okay, do you wanna do
the perfect bite?

-Yes, please.
-I can do that for you.

Okay.

I'm nervous.

-You are nervous?
-Yep.

What if it's no good?

My heart,

-I just met you.
-you can't say that.

Come on.

-Okay
-Oh.

-It looks good.
-Yeah?

I appreciate that
you'll at least try it.

My girlfriend is
incredibly stubborn

and she doesn't like to
try new things.

So she doesn't really
try my creations.

-Mm.
-That's okay though.

Some people just, they know
what they like, you know?

I don't know, I mean,
I think you have to be willing

to try something to know if
you don't like it.

I definitely don't like
cinnamon.

-No?
-Mm-mm,no, it's not for me.

Ah...

It's too overpowering,
but the pastry itself,

my God, so buttery, so flaky.

Buttery flaky crust. Okay.

Alright, ouch,
I will take that with me though.

Now you have to try something
you'll like.

The odds are in your favor here.

I'll let you do it.

Alright.

I'm in charge of my own bite.

Humor me, please.

Oh my God.

That crust is incredible.

You're a master.

A master?

Mmhm.

You just call me a master.

-A master of crust.
-Okay, okay.

Alright,
I can leave happy now.

-Okay.
-I will take that with me.

I didn't find you
the baggie though.

No, I should, oh, it's fine.

I live in the
building next door.

So you were my last delivery.

You didn't tell me.

Yeah, but it was
pitch black in here.

Very little furniture.

I had to make sure
you were trustworthy.

Alright, alright.

See, I'll take every bite.

I'm eating that later.

Well, enjoy your movie.

You know, I've never seen it.

What? Really?

They don't play that one
at the cinema.

-No?
-Mm-mm.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day.

-Oh, Sam.
-Yeah?

I really hope
you're not a lawyer.

-Why?
-'Cause you suck at lying.

-Good night.
-Good night.

Happy Valentine's Day.

It's technically
the 15th now.

Say it back.

Happy Valentine's day.

I missed you.

Did work run late?

Yeah and then I got
some beers with the guys.

This building's
taking it out of us.

How's the shop?

You didn't want...

-What?
-Nothing.

It was good, it was busy.

- That's good.
- Mm-hm.

Met a lot of
really nice customers.

- Good.
- Mm-hm.

Go back to sleep.

Did you see
the chocolates?

I got you your favorite,
no flavor chocolates.

Hey, they have flavor.

Wax isn't a flavor.

None for you then.

Okay.

Did you see the teddy?

-It's an elephant.
-I did.

Yeah, we'll name him tomorrow.

Okay.

-Night sleepy.
-Good night.

What?

Oh, the guy's trying to
put a cat on a branch.

- What?
- The cat's just--

-Are you serious?
-The cat's not doing anything.

Let me see.

Orange cat has no

-survival skills.
-Oh my God,

I love orange cats.

That's so cute.

Um, which one
do you want?

Oh, they look good,
but let me finish this first.

Okay.

They look good,
look good though.

God, I hate the holidays.

Just another way of reminding us
that we're lonely and poor.

Uh,

we make the same salary.

You're not that poor.

She knew.

She knew the whole time
that I ordered the party pack
for myself.

She saw right through me.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

I don't know.

Well, you're willing to
give me a cookie.

So, I mean you're
sharing it, right?

Yeah, doesn't matter either way.

She just, she just kind of
flustered me.

You know like that feeling
when you're at the
checkout counter and

the checkout person
said something annoying

that makes you feel guilty
for whatever you're buying?

I did it to myself.

You know, they call that
foot in mouth syndrome.

-Yeah, I think I have that.
-Yeah, I think so.

Do you think she
meant girlfriend like

how some people call their
friends their girlfriends?

I hate when people do that.

I don't know, how
did she say it?

"My girlfriend doesn't like
trying my pastries."

Mm, I think she
has a girlfriend.

Yeah, I think so.

Try one of these
chocolate chips.

Yeah.

Oh, it looks so good.

-Verdict?
-Oh my gosh.

Now that is a phenomenal cookie.

-Everything has been.
-Oh my gosh.

Hmm, oh my God.

- How's the cupcake?
- It's so good.

Mm-hm.

How do I come off?

-How do you come off?
-Yeah.

I don't know what that means.

Like,

do I look as
stuck as I feel?

How stuck do you feel?

Um...

You know when you try to
fix something with super glue

and you think you're
fixing something,

and um,

God.

you think for a second,

you're like, okay,
maybe I can salvage this,

but then...

I don't know. Sometimes
you inevitably end up making
it a little bit worse.

Um...

But for a split
second, you think,

okay with the cracks, 'cause
it's gone through something,

maybe it's even a
little bit better
than it was before

and you feel kind of
good about yourself

because I don't know,

all your scars make
sense for a second

and you feel like
you've made something

really, really special
out of something

that did not seem like
it was repairable.

But then you realize
you can't get your thumb

off the thing
you were trying to fix

because you've glued your thumb
to the object.

And so you use your other finger

to try to get your thumb off.

But then you've glued your
finger and your thumb together,

and then you keep trying
to pry them apart.

And you spend
weeks after picking

fucking glue off your fingers.

I'm sorry, is
something broken?

Don't you just love a holiday?

Give you an excuse to celebrate,
you know?

Are you even Irish?

I don't know.

Thank you.

It's weird for a
Chinese restaurant

to serve bread,
don't you think?

Hm.

Do you like bread?

Do I like bread?

-Yeah.
-I love bread.

It's yours.

Oh, okay.

Are you celiac?

Do you have celiac disease?

Sorry,
I never know how to say that.

-Uh, just gluten-free.
-Oh.

Okay.

Yeah, I heard it can be harder
for gluten-free people

to find restaurant options
than it can be for vegans.

Huh.

Where'd you hear that?

I think I read it
in some article.

Can you send it to me?

Sure.

So what do you do?

Computer programming,
what about you?

I'm a lawyer.

-Is that funny?
-No, no, no.

I'm sorry, I don't meet
that many lawyers.

Um.

Do you-- do you like it?

I love it.

I feel like it's my calling,
you know?

And I don't think a lot
of people feel that way

about their work,
so I feel lucky.

Do you feel that way
about your job?

Computer programming?

Mm-hm.

Uh,

I don't know, I like it.

I like it a lot.

That's good.

What do you do if you get
a guilty client?

72% of Americans
don't know the people
who live next door.

-Seems high.
-Does it?

You know your neighbors.

Our neighbors.

I don't know 'em.

But they're still ours
and I run out of butter

and eggs at a
higher percentage.

That's true.

Babe, come try these.

What?

Come try these, please.

What is it?

White chocolate cupcakes.

I'm gonna put
a caramel buttercream on top.

Why are they green?

-For St. Patrick's day.
-Oh.

I put spinach in
the wet ingredients

instead of food coloring.

Can't even taste it.

I promise.

Look.

Can't even tell.

I'm really full from dinner.

Just one little bite.

What if I take one with me
to work tomorrow?

But I won't see a reaction.

I'll take a video.

Okay.

-You sure?
-Yes.

-Is that okay?
-Yeah.

Mm.

Hi, um, do you have any
St. Patrick's Day boxes?

Yeah, I'll take whatever
the specials are.

Delivery under Sam Marino.

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Hi.

Hey, I am here
with your delivery.

Okay, great.

-Sam, right?
-Thank you, yeah, yeah.

Is there anyone else
working tonight?

-No, it's just me.
-Okay.

-Did you need something else?
-No, thank you.

-Okay, have a good night.
-You too.

Damn.

The girls have arrived!

Well my stomach hurts.

Okay, then don't get
a prune shot.

I'm not gonna get
a prune shot,

that sounds disgusting.

No, no.

-Hi, how's it going?
-Good, how are you?

Good.

Um, can I do an amber ale,
please.

- Marky?
- Yeah, same.

Same?

Green, green, green.

- You found the bar.
- I found the bar.

You look like
you're celebrating.

-That?
-That's disgusting.

It's not great.

How was the food?

Mm, It was actually really good.

See, those truffle fries.

-Addicting.
-Very good.

How'd you get your
cupcakes green?

-You tried one? When?
-Mm-hm.

-Spinach, yeah.
-Wow, I couldn't even

-taste it.
-Really? Good.

-I was really worried
about that.
-No, they were really good.

Okay, good.

-Apparently rich in iron.
-Yeah.

[Bailey laughs

What happened to you today?

What do you mean?

You and your holiday curse.

Oh, nothing yet.

-No?
-Speaking of,
I should probably get going.

Wait, can you meet Marky
really quickly?

It's okay.

Just really quickly, I promise.

Marky, Marky,
come over here.

- Gonna be quick.
- Okay.

Hi, Marky, this is Sam.

Hey, how's it going?

-Nice to meet you.
-You too.

Yeah.

They're our neighbor.

She also tried a green cupcake.

- Did you?
- I did.

- Mm-hm.
- So did I.

No video evidence.

I told you
I accidentally deleted it
making room on my phone.

Conveniently
before you sent it to me.

I have like no storage
on my phone, you know that.

I know,
I said I'd buy you some.

Ok, well let's sign
up tomorrow then.

-Bye.
-Okay.
-Bye.

Make sure
there's a lemon.

-For what?
-My drink.

I thought for the beer.

-I was like, what?
-Eew, no.

You can put orange in your beer.

-Hello.
-Hello.

I'm surprised it's not busier.

This was everyone's first stop.

Oh shit.

You know, I thought
we did it backwards.

-Okay, yeah.
-Yeah.

Uh, do you want the
same thing?

Um, yes please, yeah.

Actually, can I do the special?

Ye-- Yes, but it's a stout.

-It's a stout?
-Mm-hm.

Why not.

-Sure.
-You sure?

- Are you scared to
give this to me?

I'll do it, I'll do it.

I, I don't like giving refunds.

-I know you don't.
-Okay, I'll get one for you.

-All right.
-Okay.

-Here you go, try that.
-Thank you.

-Oh my God.
-Do you want me

-to change it?
-No, I love it.

-Are you sure?
-Can you tell?

It's so good.

Keep going.

-Where are all the good men at?

-Mm. Girls, be goneth.
-I know, right? No where...

I know.

Um, where'd she go?

Marky went
to the bathroom.

You good?

I think, I think she
went to the bathroom.

She was here and then she left.

We did do the crawl
backwards. He just said, so.

-Oh.
-Really?

That makes sense now.

Marky.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Bailey, I mean,
I can't believe this.

I was drunk.

Don't we all do things that
we don't mean when we're drunk?

I mean, it's just...

Uh...

After all we've been through,

you just wanna
let it go all over one

silly little drunken kiss.

You just want to let it go.

I mean, it's not like I've
been cheating on you.

Jen and I haven't been
seeing each other,

we're not going
behind your back,

but I guess I should let you
know that I am staying with her

while we figure this out.

But it's just not fair.

Hello?

Hey.

They're amazing.
They're my favorite.

You hear that, Bailey?

I do.

You guys should sell
'em year round.

-Oh, thank you.
-But then if you did,

I'd be here every day.

-So guess not.
-We wouldn't mind that, Lisa.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Well, happy Easter to you both.

-Happy Easter.
-Thank you.

-Bye.
-Bye-bye.

-Hi there.
-Hey.

-Hey Sam.
-Hello.

I'll help them.

Okay.

It's been a while.

Yeah, I was in the neighborhood.

Thought I'd finally come
and check out the shop.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.

-Well, what do you think?
-It's very cute.

Do you wanna try something?

Yeah, it's the only reason
I came in here.

Mmm.

How you been?

I've been better.

-Yeah?
-Yeah, I feel like

I'm off my game.

Off your baking game?

That too.

Marky and I broke up.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

Damn, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Is it?

I mean, no, but it will be.

You should try it.

I was just waiting for
the go ahead.

Green light.

Okay.

What is it?

Um...

- Um...
- Is it not good?

Does your salt
live next to your sugar

-by any chance?
-Oh God.

Oh my God.

Look, I took a shot
of ocean water.

-I poisoned Lisa.
-Who's Lisa?

She just picked up a dozen.

Hold on, Mel, Mel,

can you please call Lisa

and tell her that uh, she
can't eat the cookies,

but I'll give her like a,
I don't know,

like a lifetime supply
or something?

Oh.

-Sorry.
-It's okay.

I almost killed
the customer, so.

I can be your taste
tester anytime.

-Really?
-Mm-hm.

-Even after that?
-Yeah.

I can't be bailing you
outta jail all the time
for accidental poisoning.

I don't have that kind of cash.

I don't know.
I don't know your life.

See, I'm off my game.

Your turn.

My turn?

Yeah, how's everything?

Good. Work is good.

-Work is good?
-Yeah.

Good.

How's your anti-holiday club?

-Mm, that's not great.
-No?

No, we're sitting at two
right now.

But you're welcome to join.

I would love that.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

-Little miss holiday, huh?
-Mm-hm.

M'kay.

Is it just you
and your work dad?

No.

No, actually, I've
been seeing someone.

-Oh.
-Yeah, it's casual.

How'd you meet?

On an app.

Not super romantic, but.

You never know
how it's gonna happen.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Is it going well?

Yeah.

The truth is, I didn't
really like her at first

and we just didn't
really get along, but--

-But it's working out?
-Yeah, seems to be.

Yeah?

Good.

Well, I'm having a party
on Wednesday night.

You should come.

You should bring her.

Yeah, what holiday is it?

It's no holiday,
it's my birthday.

Come on, that's a holiday.

Well.

Are we actually
becoming friends?

Yeah, I think we are.

-Hey, hi.
-Hi.

-Happy birthday.
-Oh, thank you.

Mm-hm.

Is anyone with you?

No, no, Kayla had to work late.

-Oh, okay, wanna come in?
-Mm-hm.

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm being honest with you.

Relationships are hard.

Should they be, though?

Well...

-What?
-What?

Hard.

Ew.

Okay, you win.

But yeah,
should they be hard?

Honestly?

I mean that's what
everybody says.

Who?

Who? Who's saying that?

Girl, I don't know.

Oh sorry, you were
saying about your niece?

Yes, yes, she is
going to school in Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, okay.
When, uh--

I didn't think she
was old enough.

- How did that happen?
- I know.

I'm still
thinking about it.

Who have you recruited to
the club? Anyone?
Any potentials?

Hmm...

-Yeah there's a few
potentials here.
-Who?

Okay, don't look.

-Okay.
-Because they're really cool.

I said don't look.

I was averting my eyes.

-Mm-hm.
-Uh huh.

Okay, well you see the girl
with the, uh,

dark hair and the white teeth?

Like the really white--

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Really white teeth.

-She's so cool.
-She's so cool!

I think a little too cool
for your club.

What do you mean? You can't be
judging it.

You're not even in it.

-I thought I was.
-Uh uh,

you haven't even
done the initiation yet.

What do I need to do?

How hungry are you?

Pretty hungry.

Okay, maybe we should
order something.

Popcorn is just a part of
the initiation process.

Okay, I eat the popcorn,
we watch the movie,

and then what?

I can't tell you.

Is there a quiz?

-What sounds good.
-Really?

Mm-hm.

Mm...

Chinese?

Okay yes,
I know the best spot.

They give you fresh baked bread
with your order.

I love it.

Fresh bread?

Is it better than my bread?

-No.
-No?

-No.
-Okay.

-But you're a good baker.
-I like bread.

Me too.

Um, how was your week?

It was good.

-Good.
-I'd say positive.

I didn't poison anyone.

-Yeah.
-Mm, an improvement.

Huge improvement.

-What about yours?
-Good.

Yeah, it was
actually really nice.

Dan, my coworker and I,

we took our friendship
to the next level.
We met up outside of work.

-Wow.
-Uh-huh.

Look at you guys.
Where'd you go?

-A theme park.
-A theme park?

-Yeah, yeah,
-Really?

it was really fun.

His mom passed away
a couple years ago

and now every year
he celebrates her life

by riding her favorite
rollercoaster.

-That is so cute.
-Isn't it?

Yeah, wow.

Put in what you want.

Thank you.

I'm gonna start it.

Wait, wait, wait,
you didn't get appetizers,

-Okay.
-besides the bread.

Mm-hm.

Do you like egg rolls?

Yeah, I like egg rolls.

Okay.

Okay, come on.

So eager.

It's such a good movie.

Ready?

-Okay.
-All right.

-Ready?
-Wait.

Okay, ready.

-Are you sure?
-Yes.

Okay.

You're doing great,
alright?

Thank you,
I'm trying my best.

I know, just keep
your knees bent.

Like tennis, it's backhand-

Hilarious,
I've never played tennis.
But yeah, okay.

I wanted to ask.
So, uh, so how's it working?

-How's what working?
-You know, the friend thing.

Oh uh, well, I didn't think
it would work
this well, actually.

Is that because you're
seeing someone?

No, what do you mean?

Well, I mean, you both
haven't really been single

at the same time.

What does that have to do
with anything?

-That game?
-Yeah, let's call it.

This sport is so fucking hard.

Mm, I don't like that one.

-No?
-Try it.

You don't like it
and you want me to try it?

Mm-hm.

-Just to confirm.
-I like it.

-Mm, it's getting smoky.
-Yeah.

It's like spicy and smoky.

Is that what you had
on your dating profile?

-Yeah, exactly.
-Put the rest in my pocket.

Ew.

Mm, this is good.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.

-Mm, I like that one.
-Yeah?

Good, gimme some adjectives.

Fruity and funky.

That's going on my profile.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

How are you doing?

- I'm good.
- Yeah, are you actually?

Well I think so.

I've been sleeping a lot.

Mm, that's good.

Yeah, but it's
making me more tired.

It's a vicious cycle.

Yeah.

When we first got together,
it was just so fun.

She told me from the beginning

that she did not want
anything serious.

And then we moved in together.

I knew all that going in,
you know?

Yeah.

You couldn't have known
that she'd do that.

No, but I mean...

I don't know.

I-- Once you're in something and
then you step away from it--

I was just really angry
right after it happened.

And the other day
I was thinking about it

and it made sense
what happened between us.

I didn't think it would.

Well, to have that perspective
from the beginning,

just imagine.

Maybe we do.

Maybe we just push it down
or ignore it.

Have you
thought about dating?

I actually went on
a date last night.

What? You didn't tell me.

-It wasn't good.
-What happened?

I just, I yawned about 30 times

and she asked me if
she was boring me.

Yeah, uh, was it boring?

-I was a little bored.
-Mm.

Where'd you go?

An escape room.

You were yawning in
an escape room?

I've been sleeping at 9 PM,
so I was tired.

Did you get out?
Did you win?

Um no, but our communication
just wasn't good.

-She was yelling a lot.
-She yelled at you?

-Not at me,
just at the situation.
-Mm.

God, and you were
just there yawning.

Yeah, it was really fun dynamic.

Mm.

Are you gonna see her again?

Funny.

It gave me anxiety.

-The date?
-Just the whole thing, yeah.

Maybe you're not ready.

I don't know, maybe.

The kiss wasn't bad though.

You kissed her?

Yeah, I was just curious.

Oh.

I have a very
specific seat here.

- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hm.

It's best seat
in the house.

Mm, what makes it the
best?

Well. Here, switch.

Okay.

- Oh.
- Yeah, right?

- Yeah, I see it.
- Mm-hm.

Alright, come on,
take your seat back.

-No, you stay.
-Come on, you love this movie.

-Your first time?
-Alright, let's switch, c'mon.

-Really? Okay.
-Yes.

Popcorn?

Yeah, of course.

- What?
- I don't know.

It's ah...

What's the "ah"?

Explain the "ah."

I don't know if I believe
that she'd be into him.

-What?
-Meg Ryan.

Huh.

Where do you want this?

-Oh, thanks.
-Mm-hm.

Oh my gosh, you're strong.

Those muscles.

I'm surprised you stayed awake.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, speaking of staying awake,

you didn't say yes to the quiz.

I didn't say no.

Let me just take it now.

You can't skip a step.
You only watched 15 minutes.

Well, I blame it on
your beanbag chairs.

Mm.

And all that bread.

It is the best Chinese food
in town.

-It was really good.
-Mm-hm.

Okay.

Did Kayla pass the test?

Well, she hasn't taken it yet.

Then how's she
in the club?

I guess she's not yet.

Okay.

When am I gonna meet her?

You want to?

I mean, we've been
hanging out so much,

I'd like to, yeah.

-Okay.
-Okay.

What are we making?

We are making lemon bars.

Yum.

Yeah, my last
batch was too sour.

-Okay, more sugar?
-More sugar, less lemon.

-Alright.
-Alright.

Could you grab the lemons?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

Where are they?

-The bowl, thank you.
-Okay.

-No?
-Mm-mm, no.

-Mm, yeah.
-Really?

Mm-hm.

That's mine.

Excuse me, give me that.

Give it to me.

-It's getting there.
-It's getting there?

It's incredible.

The crust is under
by like a minute.

-It's too hard.
-Uh huh.

-I can't bite it.
-Don't crack it.

Oh just did.

I ate a little.

Yeah, what did it taste like?

Like mud.

-Mm, let me try it.
-No.

-Ew.
-It's actually good with
the lemon.

-I like that.
-Should I put mud

in my next one?

Yeah, it should
be a flavor combo.

What color do you want?

Uh, do you have clear?

I have clear.

Are you sure you don't wanna
do something more fun?

You can pick.

Okay.

No red.

-No red.
-It's my only rule.

All right.

You're gonna do it?

Yes, lay 'em on me.

What, do you have like
a feet thing?

-Do I have a feet thing?
-Mm-hm.

-No.
-Okay.

They don't gross me out,
they're just feet.

-They're ticklish.
-Do I have a foot thing?

You chose that one?

It's a great movie.

Out of all of the Nora Effron
films showing this week?

So what?

It's about friends who
turn into lovers, Bailey.

Oh my God,
Sam has a girlfriend.

We both had the night off.

It's not a big deal.

-Okay.
-Okay.

-Can you lock up?
-Yep.

I gotta get changed.

- Bye.
- Have fun.

You didn't kiss me.

What, when?

When you picked me up.

Sorry, I'm nervous.

About what?

I've never set anyone up before.

Oh, I'm the one that's
setting her up.

Yeah, I know, that
makes it worse.

Why?

Because you don't know Bailey.

She's been through a lot.

I just, I want
them to get along.

Well, you talk about her a lot.

So I feel like I did a pretty
good job with Katie.

There she is, Katie.

-Still didn't kiss me.
-Okay.

You can also just kiss me,
you know.

-Hey.
-Hey, um, how you doing?

Good. Good.

Oh, this is
my girlfriend, Sam.

-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Hi, Sam.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, can I get you
something to drink?

Um, what are you two having?

The pinot,
you wanna try?

Sure.

Mm, okay, that's nice.

I'll have a glass please.

Good to see you.

-Hi.
-Hi.

You look good.

This old thing?

Bailey, this is Kayla.

Oh, hi.

-So good to finally meet you.
-Yeah you too.

And, uh, this is Kayla.

-Katie, Katie.
-Oh shit, sorry.

-Katie?
-Katie.

-Oh hey, hi.
-And another one.

And another one.

-I'm sorry.
-What can I get for you?

Um, Whiskey Neat, please.

-You got it.
-Thank you.

A long day?

-Me?
-Yeah.

No, I was making
cannoli all day,

which are really fun to make.

Oh, what were you
making them for?

Bailey owns a bakery.

-Oh, very cool.
-Yeah I do.

Yeah, thank you.

And what about you?

Do you guys work together?

Oh, would you say we?

Katie was my client.

Oh.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, it was last year.

Thank you.

Um, did you win the case?

We did.

Well cheers to that.

I'm gonna get something
else to drink.

Anybody else want anything?

-I'm good.
-Okay.

Um, so I work in insurance.

Insurance?

-Mm-hm.
-Okay.

I don't know much about that.

I will spare you the details.

Maybe date two.

Okay.

So Bailey, um I hear you're
quite the party girl.

I don't know if
I'd call it that.

Well, I'm having a
get together next week.

Bailey loves holidays.

Yeah, we were just talking
about that.

What are you celebrating?

Oh, it's my birthday.

Oh, fun.

Very fun.

So are you working on a case?

Oh, just
some fraud case.

What'd you get?

You wanna try it?

I know,
it's always the same.

It is, I knew you would know.

It's good.

-This is evil.
-You're evil.

Do you wanna play pinball?

Yes please.

You're good.

When's the last time
you played this?

Like a couple nights ago.

-Really?
-Yeah.

So what do you think?

-Of what?
-Katie.

She's nice, you guys are suited.

No not Kayla, Katie, your date.

Oh, she's nice too.

I haven't really
talked to her much.

Should we go back over?

In the middle of my game?

-Your turn.
-Okay.

We'll see what happens.

I dunno if I'm very
good at this.

All right, so this.

You gotta go fast.

All right, okay.

-Oh, trigger happy.
-Okay.

You have lipstick on your teeth.

Hold still.

-Is it gone?
-Mm-hm.

Do I start again?

-Yes.
-Okay.

How's it going with you guys?

Good.

-Good?
-Yeah.

Kayla, read your
astrology charts.

-Whose?
-Yours and Katie's.

She seems too practical
for astrology.

Yeah, I know she does,

but apparently--

What did it say?

She couldn't read it accurately

because she didn't have
your exact birth time.

But she said it makes sense
you're a business owner.

-Really?
-Uh-huh.

-All done?
-Yeah.

-Did it hurt?
-It was fine.

It was in my butt.

In your butt?

Oh.

Why didn't Kayla bring you?

It's her birthday.

I didn't wanna ruin it.

Here.

Why didn't you come?

There was a "Twilight"
marathon on TV.

I was going to,

-Thanks.
-but I never saw
the last one, so.

-You ready?
-Mm-hm.

Did you get the cake I sent?

Yeah, but I didn't
get to try it.

That's okay.

You think
the marathon's still on?

Definitely.

What was the orange in?

Something
seemingly savory.

This appetizer.

It had an orange in it?

Gross.

When you
are finished recording,

you may hang up or
press one for more options.

Hey Sam,
I was just checking in.

I haven't heard
from you in a while

and just let me know
if you need anything.

Okay, bye.

I feel like I haven't
seen you in months.

I know, I'm sorry.

Was it work?

Yeah, work's been really busy,

but Kayla and I broke up.

-What?
-Yeah.

-When?
-Two weeks ago.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know,
she was getting kind of weird

about our friendship.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

Is that why you broke up?

No, no, it'd been coming
for a while now.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just needed some time.

Yeah, of course.

-I'm really sorry.
-It's okay.

I should have told you,
I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

You did what was right for you.

How have you been?

Good.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.

I got married last week.

-You did?
-Yeah.

Interesting, I don't see a ring.

It's in the shop actually.

What shop?
What are you talking about?

You know the one on
the corner over here?

Yeah, that shop.

The pawn shop?

A lot happened
between the times.

You've had a really
complicated couple of weeks.

-Couple of weeks.
-Okay, that's interesting.

-So, all right, sounds good.
-Yeah.

-What else?
-Yeah,

actually this is my ring, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know if
I see it for you.

-You don't buy it?
-I don't buy it.

-No.
-No.

What do you see for me?

No, I'm kidding.

What else, I made cupcakes

that ooze purple guts.

-Ooh.
-Yeah.

What'd you use for that?

Grapes?

Ube actually.

More purple.

-Ooh.
-Yeah.

You have a
sample back there?

I missed you.

I missed you too.

Mm. Those taste like
nostalgia.

- Can't beat these.
- Mm mm.

Mm mm.

Hm.

Okay.

I can't move in this skirt.

Okay.

What are you making?

You'll see.

You're not gonna tell me,
aren't you?

-No.
-No, okay.

That's fine, that's fine.

I'm making a cat.

-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

What kind?

Your standard cat.

Is that an orange one?

Ha, ha, yeah, an orange one.

You can't touch it.

Nope, not for me.

-I can't get my hand in there.
-Sorry.

That's okay,
I'm glad you found some.

Better late than ever,

-yeah?
-Yeah.

Ew, ew.

Okay, I can't move.

What are you doing?

Well, there's guts.

You can't take your skirt off.

I just did.

What ya gonna do about it?

What if I do that?

Well, I guess then I'll
do that.

You get started.

Bailey.

Come out, come out
wherever you are.

I did that
a long time ago.

Let me just rest these.

Oh my, I didn't even know
you were there.

Get those off right now.

Sorry.

It was too good.

Not the wig.

Now back to
serious business.

Back to your
pie symbol.

How do you know?

I could just see where
your mind was going.

-That's weird.
-Yeah.

Is that the bad thing that
happened to you today?

-What, pumpkin guts?
-Yeah, pumpkin guts.

-No.
-What was?

You have a seed in your hair.

-Can you get it?
-Yeah.

-Is that okay?
-Yeah.

Are you?

Yeah.

Thank you.

We've got toast, jam,
muffins, and coffee.

Are you hungry?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you want some?

-I'm not really hungry.
-Okay.

Is this orange marmalade?

-Apricot.
-Okay.

-Cool.
-That wasn't a real question.

-Was that?
-You never know.

I have to ask.

Sorry.

I don't know,
we left it weird.

I feel like it was
too soon for her.

Did she say that?

No, she didn't really
say anything.

Just, I mean, they broke up
like two weeks ago.

Then just ask her.

It was so good though.

The jam?

The sex.

-Oh shoot.
-Yeah.

You never know how it's gonna
translate, you know?

Oh yeah.

I once to had sex with this guy

that I met at a bar
and it was horrible.

And he was so cute too.

What did she say?

She really say anything.

She's weird 'cause she always
has something to say.

I don't know if I'm trying
to protect her or myself.

Maybe both.

Maybe.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Come in.

Thanks.

Do you want more?

Okay, thank you.

This is very formal.

Yeah, this feels weird.

It is weird.

Sam...

I value you and our
friendship so much.

Me too.

-Yeah?
-Definitely.

I don't wanna ruin anything.

No, neither do I.

Okay.

Okay?

So friends?

Of course.

Don't you dare try to
shake my hand right now.

No.

She doesn't wanna
ruin the friendship.

That's what she said?

I think so.

Well, I can uninvite
her to Friendsgiving

if it's gonna make it weird.

No, don't do that.

It's fine.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

So what'd you tell her?

I don't really know.

I think I tried to shake her
hand like it was a transaction.

She was Julia Roberts
and I was Richard Gere.

Maybe I was Julia Roberts.

I don't know.

What do you mean?

I just couldn't
spit anything out.

And I mean,
she kind of led me to it.

But did she actually?

I don't know.

- Hey Sam.
- Thanks for having me.

Yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Are you okay?

Mm.

Have you tried this cheese?

I haven't, no.

-Is it good?
-Oh you must.

It is.

Yeah, I'll try it later.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I insist it.

You just have to,

-it's so good.
-I have sweet potato in
my mouth.

Oh, it'll pair perfectly.

Trust me.

Just a little,

-a little nibble.
-Let me swallow real quick.

Okay.

-Oh you're gonna, okay.
-Oh yeah.

-Wow.
-Right?

Oh, try it with the wine.

-Wow, it's good.
-Oh, yes.

I didn't invite her.

Mel set it up.

I didn't even know about it.

Well, you look really
comfortable with each other.

I mean, she's feeding you.

Yeah, that was weird, I know.

I mean, why do you even care?

You're the one that didn't wanna
ruin the friendship, right?

Yeah, well this feels different.

It probably will
for a little while.

Well, I don't like it.

You think I do?

I don't like it.

Look, I'll have
her feed you next.

Sorry.

Maybe we need an actual break.

What?

-Sam.
-Yeah, I think I need that.

Okay.

Okay.

Sam.

Okay.

-All right, here we go.
-Ready?

And go everybody.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
is that you?

Her nose, is that you?

Come on, join the fun.

Come on, oh.

Here, we got this
for you.

How was your holiday?

Oh, it was good.

How was yours?

I stayed here.

-Yeah?
-Yeah, didn't have to worry

about going anywhere,
or getting on a plane,

no one was upset at me.

Sounds nice.

I'd recommend it.

-Sam.
-Oh thank you.

Is, uh, is Bailey here?

Oh no, she's still home
with her family.

Cheers guys.

-Happy New Year.
-Happy New Year.

Eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one, happy New Year!

Hello.

Hey, this one is urgent.

Yeah, I see.

Where's it going?

South Main,
I'll send you the pin.

Okay, thank you.

And Laura is gonna
come help out.

-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

Tell her thank you.

How's it going with you two?

-Really good.
-Yeah?

-Yeah, meeting her parents
next week.

-Oh my God, big step.
-Yeah.

Wow, exciting.

It's nerve wracking.

You'll do great,
just be yourself.

Okay, thanks mom.

See you soon.

Take your time,
we've got it.

Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Did somebody order a delivery?

Yeah, theater two.

-Okay, thank you.
-Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

I presume your delivery.

-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.

What is this, Sam?

Bailey, I don't wanna
ruin our friendship.

Neither do I.

-You know that I--
-Just listen.

I don't wanna
ruin our friendship

and don't wanna
ruin your holidays,

but you make all mine better.

You're that person I look for
across the room

and I don't have to be
talking to you

or touching you to feel you.

It's like this little world
we share.

And in that world,

I don't just wanna be
your friend.

What about in this world?

I don't just wanna
be your friend.

-Really?
-Mm-mm.

Open it.

-What did you guys do?
-I may have had

a little help.

Will you be my valentine?

Yes, of course, yes.

Look, I saved your favorite
seat for you.

Oh man, I counted like 20 times.

See, I just gravitate toward it.

Really is the best one.

You ready?

-Okay.
-What are you watching?

Three guesses.

Oh, well it could only be...

Oh no, not gonna fall asleep.

-No?
-No, not this time.

You gonna keep me awake?

Just winners on this side. Okay?

-You didn't have it.
-Keep going.

Come on, come on, Franny.

-Let's do it.
-Okay, keep going. It's okay.

You can do it, oh let's see if
I can do it from the couch.

-Oh yeah, okay.
-Oh, come on!

Are they your partner?

They are, yeah.

I like them.

Me too.

They didn't wanna be
my partner at first.

- Why not?
- That's not true.

Bailey, I did.

We were friends first.

That's nice.

Yeah, I think so.

-Do you guys kiss?
-Oh God.

We do, yeah.

-That's cool.
-You think so?

I'm hungry.

Well go get some food.

Bye.

Cute.

I love kids.

Should we go be cool
in the bathroom?

-Sam.
-What?

Yeah let's go.

Fa la la la.

Somebody actually locked
this door?

I think so. Someone
needs to unlock this door.

Walter!

Come on.

I'll get the screwdriver.

Dude, you got a guilty client.

Um...

Well, I'm still

obligated to try to
get them all.

Not like that.

That would be highly unethical.

Okay.

- Yeah.
- Cut.

Cut! I'm sorry.

Anyone know where the napkin is?

Oh my god!

Just a-- Just a--

It's a party in your mouth.

.-That's so good.
-Have you ever been
to Wisconsin?

We could go together.

Excuse me?

Cut.

Cut.

Ooh.

Cut.