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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Death Toilet!
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Man, that was the best
Death Toilet yet.
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I give it four
out of five flushes.
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Are you kidding me?
That movie was garbage.
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It was riddled with plot holes.
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You mean the holes that make
the cars go the bumpety bump?
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No, not potholes.
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Plot holes.
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They're inconsistencies
that can destroy
a good adventure.
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Ow!
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Come on, dude.
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Plot holes aren't
that big a deal.
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Tons of great movies have 'em.
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Yeah. Like in
Lord of the Rings.
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They could have just flown
those giant eagles
to Mount Doom
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instead of walking there.
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Or in Armageddon,
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they taught drillers
to become astronauts
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when it would have been
way easier to teach
astronauts to drill.
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Or in Independence Day,
they uploaded a virus
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onto an alien spaceship
using a computer from 1996.
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'96, y'all.
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I have seen all of the
pictures of the motion,
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and not once did I notice
these holes of the plot.
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That's because you were
distracted by the big,
flashy special effects.
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Titans!
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Ah, see how
distracted you were?
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Yeah. Those special effects
were amazing, yo.
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Sure, but Hollywood relies
too heavily on them
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to cover up potholes.
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Fine with me.
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Those plot hole adventures
look like a lot of fun.
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I wish we could go on
the adventure that has
the holes of the plot.
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Well, I can conjure one
using my spell book.
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But first, we'll need to
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fill in some missing details.
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Sounds good, Mama.
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Ooh! I love this game.
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Oh, yeah. Let's plug in
some funny words.
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Hold on there, Titans.
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We need to be careful.
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Putting in a bunch
of random words
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could cause
a serious plot hole.
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Which is why we should use
logic to craft this adventure.
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No way, man. No logic, no how.
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It will ruin all of the fun.
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Yeah, We wants this adventure
to be crazy, yo.
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Now, let's fill in those blanks
and get this adventure started.
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Okay. I'm gonna need
a body part.
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The stomach!
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A household item.
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A cactus!
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A powerful person.
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President Abraham Lincoln.
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Something dumb.
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- Robin's face.
- What?
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A useful skill.
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The pottery making.
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And finally, a celebrity.
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- Scott Menville.
- Who?
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Hmm. Menville. Okay.
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All the blanks
have been filled in.
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Whoa. What's happening?
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Our adventure has started.
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Ahh! Our home has been
turned into a giant stomach.
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This was the genius
of my creativity.
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I likes it.
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It shows that we've got guts.
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And that we're hungry
for adventure.
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Plus, it's way cooler
than living in some
big dumb letter.
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But we've had hundreds
of adventures,
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and the Tower has never once
looked like this.
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It's a plot hole!
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Whoa! It's like
an actual thing?
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Yes, it's a thing!
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Calm down, Robin.
It's just a tiny one.
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It's not gonna hurt nobody.
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Crime alert. A criminal
mastermind is plotting
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something on the outskirts
of the city.
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Then what are we waiting for?
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Let's go stop that crime, yo.
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To the T-car!
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The T-car is now a cactus?
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Yeah, dude. Hop on.
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Ow!
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This is a terrible idea.
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No, it ain't. Ow!
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It's exciting
and adventurous. Ow!
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Yeah. We can pass out from
the pain at any moment. Ow!
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But we have dozens
of other vehicles
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we could have taken.
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We are creating
another plot hole.
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If this adventure doesn't
start making sense soon,
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these holes could
really add up.
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Ahhh!
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Evil fortress dead ahead.
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It looks to be
the well-protected.
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Not from this bad boy.
Needle blast!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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We made it!
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And you thought the cactus
didn't make any sense.
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Someone's coming, yo.
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Stand ready, Titans.
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President
Abraham Lincoln?
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Hail to the Chief!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out.
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Abraham Lincoln is our nation's
most celebrated leader.
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Not some crazed supervillain.
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We know, Robin.
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That's what makes it so absurd.
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No. What it makes
is another plot hole.
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Enough!
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Four minutes
and seven seconds ago,
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I began developing
a living weapon.
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And now, I bring forth
that weapon, which I call...
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Hydra-Bin!
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Oh, snap.
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So that's how my Robin idea
got worked into this adventure.
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Nice.
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It's not nice.
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A Hydra-Bin isn't even
a real thing.
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Maybe not. But I think
that monster
is super dope, yo.
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Oh-ho. And it is far more
handsome than our own Robin.
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Are you kidding me?
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That thing is
a horrifying monster.
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Yeah, that's right, it is.
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And I'm gonna use it
to destroy the United States
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in order to form
a more perfect union.
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Not if we can help it.
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Titans, go!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a nation to rebuild.
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How's we gonna stop that guy?
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I have the idea.
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Pottery making?
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Indeed!
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And today we shall be making
the happy little vases.
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But making pottery isn't going
to help us take down
Abraham Lincoln.
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It's just another random
word choice that doesn't
make any sense.
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Never underestimate
the importance of
the pottery, Robin.
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And besides, I've always
wanted to learn
how to make a pretty vase.
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Mm-hmm. I hear
it's very therapeutic.
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But we're running out of time.
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Abe is attacking the city.
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Then you better sit
your butt down and gets
to making that pottery, fool.
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Fine. Let's just
get this over with.
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You're finished, Abe.
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'Cause we gots the power
of pottery on our side.
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Well, that didn't work.
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See? You can't just plug
random words into an adventure!
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No one can stop me
from building my new land.
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Face it, Titans.
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If we're going to stop
Honest Abe,
we're gonna need help.
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Yo, check it out.
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- Is it Batman?
- Or the Superman?
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No. It's...
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Scott Menville.
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He's so dreamy.
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Oh, yeah! Scott Menville
to the rescue, yo.
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But how is an actor
going to save the day?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Who the cares?
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We just want to see the Scott
fight the monster.
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Go get 'em, Scott!
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Scott Menville!
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Menville!
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Oh, yeah! You go,
Scott Menville!
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Scott, Scott, Scott,
Scott, Scott.
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Stop cheering for him.
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Scott's just creating
another plot hole.
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Scott Menville!
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What's going on?
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Exactly what I feared.
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We've created
too many plot holes,
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and now they're destroying
the adventure.
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Grab onto something!
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I hold this cape
to be self-evident
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that it will take more than
a plot hole to get rid of me.
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Get lost, Abe!
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That plot hole is
destroying everything!
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See, Titans?
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This is what happens
when you don't use logic.
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Plugging in the nonsense words
is no way to craft
an adventure!
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We need to find something
that can cover up that hole.
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If only we had some
big, flashy special effects.
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That's it! Raven,
use your spell book.
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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Special effects!
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Oh, yeah. We successfully
covered up the plot hole, yo.
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But is it not still there?
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Yeah, but no one's gonna notice
after all that excitement.
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That's right.
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Covering up a terrible
plot hole adventure
with special effects
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is the Hollywood way.
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