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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Death Toilet!

Man, that was the best Death Toilet yet.

I give it four out of five flushes.

Are you kidding me? That movie was garbage.

It was riddled with plot holes.

You mean the holes that make the cars go the bumpety bump?

No, not potholes.

Plot holes.

They're inconsistencies that can destroy a good adventure.

Ow!

Come on, dude.

Plot holes aren't that big a deal.

Tons of great movies have 'em.

Yeah. Like in Lord of the Rings.

They could have just flown those giant eagles to Mount Doom

instead of walking there.

Or in Armageddon,

they taught drillers to become astronauts

when it would have been way easier to teach astronauts to drill.

Or in Independence Day, they uploaded a virus

onto an alien spaceship using a computer from 1996.

'96, y'all.

I have seen all of the pictures of the motion,

and not once did I notice these holes of the plot.

That's because you were distracted by the big, flashy special effects.

Titans!

Ah, see how distracted you were?

Yeah. Those special effects were amazing, yo.

Sure, but Hollywood relies too heavily on them

to cover up potholes.

Fine with me.

Those plot hole adventures look like a lot of fun.

I wish we could go on the adventure that has the holes of the plot.

Well, I can conjure one using my spell book.

But first, we'll need to

fill in some missing details.

Sounds good, Mama.

Ooh! I love this game.

Oh, yeah. Let's plug in some funny words.

Hold on there, Titans.

We need to be careful.

Putting in a bunch of random words

could cause a serious plot hole.

Which is why we should use logic to craft this adventure.

No way, man. No logic, no how.

It will ruin all of the fun.

Yeah, We wants this adventure to be crazy, yo.

Now, let's fill in those blanks and get this adventure started.

Okay. I'm gonna need a body part.

The stomach!

A household item.

A cactus!

A powerful person.

President Abraham Lincoln.

Something dumb.

- Robin's face. - What?

A useful skill.

The pottery making.

And finally, a celebrity.

- Scott Menville. - Who?

Hmm. Menville. Okay.

All the blanks have been filled in.

Whoa. What's happening?

Our adventure has started.

Ahh! Our home has been turned into a giant stomach.

This was the genius of my creativity.

I likes it.

It shows that we've got guts.

And that we're hungry for adventure.

Plus, it's way cooler than living in some big dumb letter.

But we've had hundreds of adventures,

and the Tower has never once looked like this.

It's a plot hole!

Whoa! It's like an actual thing?

Yes, it's a thing!

Calm down, Robin. It's just a tiny one.

It's not gonna hurt nobody.

Crime alert. A criminal mastermind is plotting

something on the outskirts of the city.

Then what are we waiting for?

Let's go stop that crime, yo.

To the T-car!

The T-car is now a cactus?

Yeah, dude. Hop on.

Ow!

This is a terrible idea.

No, it ain't. Ow!

It's exciting and adventurous. Ow!

Yeah. We can pass out from the pain at any moment. Ow!

But we have dozens of other vehicles

we could have taken.

We are creating another plot hole.

If this adventure doesn't start making sense soon,

these holes could really add up.

Ahhh!

Evil fortress dead ahead.

It looks to be the well-protected.

Not from this bad boy. Needle blast!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

We made it!

And you thought the cactus didn't make any sense.

Someone's coming, yo.

Stand ready, Titans.

President Abraham Lincoln?

Hail to the Chief!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out.

Abraham Lincoln is our nation's most celebrated leader.

Not some crazed supervillain.

We know, Robin.

That's what makes it so absurd.

No. What it makes is another plot hole.

Enough!

Four minutes and seven seconds ago,

I began developing a living weapon.

And now, I bring forth that weapon, which I call...

Hydra-Bin!

Oh, snap.

So that's how my Robin idea got worked into this adventure.

Nice.

It's not nice.

A Hydra-Bin isn't even a real thing.

Maybe not. But I think that monster is super dope, yo.

Oh-ho. And it is far more handsome than our own Robin.

Are you kidding me?

That thing is a horrifying monster.

Yeah, that's right, it is.

And I'm gonna use it to destroy the United States

in order to form a more perfect union.

Not if we can help it.

Titans, go!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a nation to rebuild.

How's we gonna stop that guy?

I have the idea.

Pottery making?

Indeed!

And today we shall be making the happy little vases.

But making pottery isn't going to help us take down Abraham Lincoln.

It's just another random word choice that doesn't make any sense.

Never underestimate the importance of the pottery, Robin.

And besides, I've always wanted to learn how to make a pretty vase.

Mm-hmm. I hear it's very therapeutic.

But we're running out of time.

Abe is attacking the city.

Then you better sit your butt down and gets to making that pottery, fool.

Fine. Let's just get this over with.

You're finished, Abe.

'Cause we gots the power of pottery on our side.

Well, that didn't work.

See? You can't just plug random words into an adventure!

No one can stop me from building my new land.

Face it, Titans.

If we're going to stop Honest Abe, we're gonna need help.

Yo, check it out.

- Is it Batman? - Or the Superman?

No. It's...

Scott Menville.

He's so dreamy.

Oh, yeah! Scott Menville to the rescue, yo.

But how is an actor going to save the day?

It doesn't make any sense.

Who the cares?

We just want to see the Scott fight the monster.

Go get 'em, Scott!

Scott Menville!

Menville!

Oh, yeah! You go, Scott Menville!

Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott.

Stop cheering for him.

Scott's just creating another plot hole.

Scott Menville!

What's going on?

Exactly what I feared.

We've created too many plot holes,

and now they're destroying the adventure.

Grab onto something!

I hold this cape to be self-evident

that it will take more than a plot hole to get rid of me.

Get lost, Abe!

That plot hole is destroying everything!

See, Titans?

This is what happens when you don't use logic.

Plugging in the nonsense words is no way to craft an adventure!

We need to find something that can cover up that hole.

If only we had some big, flashy special effects.

That's it! Raven, use your spell book.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Special effects!

Oh, yeah. We successfully covered up the plot hole, yo.

But is it not still there?

Yeah, but no one's gonna notice after all that excitement.

That's right.

Covering up a terrible plot hole adventure with special effects

is the Hollywood way.