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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪
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Ahh, I am beginning
to lose my patience.
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- What else is new?
- Nothing. Nothing is new.
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That's the problem.
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The crime alert hasn't gone
off for an entire week.
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And it has been
the glorious week, indeed.
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Filled with the doing
of the sweet, sweet nothing.
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Yeah. Can't you learn to relax?
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No! I have an itch
for fighting crime,
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that runs so deep,
it can never be scratched.
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Ugh. You might wanna
get that checked out, dude.
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Whoo-hoo!
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A crime!
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It's Dr. Light.
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Whatever evil scheme
he has in store for us,
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I hope it's extra sinister.
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Titans, go!
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Wait a minute.
That's his evil scheme?
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It is not exactly the sinister,
but it is definitely
the irritating.
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And it's light themed,
so at least he's on brand.
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This is unacceptable.
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Suffer my glint.
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Are you kidding me?
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You call this an evil scheme?
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Oh, hello, Titans.
Hey, Arthur.
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You're supposed to be
an evil mastermind.
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But clearly, you were
just phoning it in.
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Well, I'm sorry if my scheme
isn't up to your standards.
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And I'm sorry
for wasting my time
on an unworthy opponent.
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You, sir, do not
scratch my crime itch.
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Our relationship is over.
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Wait. Are you firing me?
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Oh, come on.
You can't do that, Robin.
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We've been battling Arthur
since the '80s.
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Remember that outfit?
Whoo, doggy!
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Plus, he's a good dude.
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He helps us
hang our Christmas lights
every year.
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And he obtained for us
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the very good deal
on the solar panels.
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Dr. Light's supposed to be
our nemesis, not our friend.
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I would fire him right now,
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but the superhero union
requires that we give him...
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...three warnings first.
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Starting with this one.
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But this is the only job
I've ever had.
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I don't know what I would do
if I got fired.
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I guess you'd just
have to find another
superhero team to battle.
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He'll never find
another superhero team.
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Yeah, not in this market.
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We can't let Arthur
get fired, yo.
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Then we must help him to become
the better supervillain.
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Sorry, Dr. Light,
but your future
is looking dark.
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I'll do better. You'll see!
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- It's Dr. Light!
- And he's at City Hall.
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I bet he's planning
something super evil.
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I hope so.
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Titans, go!
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There he is.
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Let's get him, Titans.
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- Stop right there.
- Greetings, Titans.
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Whatever you're up to
better be worth our time,
Dr. Light.
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Oh, I assure you
that it is, Robin.
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I've even prepared
an evil monologue
to go along with it.
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Ooh! I love evil monologues.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Fear has a new name,
and photons have no mass.
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The soil beneath your feet
is moist.
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Yes, it's already too late.
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Huh? What are you
even talking about?
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This monologue is so confusing.
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Um...
Hold on, hold on.
There's more here.
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Moist photons.
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He's choking.
We have to help him.
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Um... Oh, here we go.
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Now, don't try
to get on my good side.
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I no longer have one,
but I am not crazy.
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I've just been
in a very bad mood
for 40 years.
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And my personal tragedy
will not interfere
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with my ability to do good...
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hair.
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Wait. Are you quoting lines
from Steel Magnolias?
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No, I'm not.
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I knew it!
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You can't just quote
lines from a movie.
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Why not? Steel Magnolias
is one of the greatest movies
of all time.
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Well, we all know that,
Cyborg, but a supervillain
has to be able
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to give a good monologue
on their own.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Light, but this
is your second warning.
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Well, there won't be a third.
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Comeback tonight,
precisely at 8:36 p.m.,
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and I promise to reveal
my most evil plan.
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Fine. 8:36 p.m. it is.
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That'll give us some time
to grab some grub, yo.
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Arthur is so thoughtful.
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You'd better be ready
when we come back.
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Don't worry, Robin.
You can count on me.
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Where is he?
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Dr. Light was supposed
to meet us here at 8:36.
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He's probably just running
a few minutes late.
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It's 9:45.
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Maybe he's making us wait
as part of his evil scheme.
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Ooh, the yes!
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He is torturing us with
the ill-mannered tardiness.
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Oh, no, we can't let him win!
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We gots to keep waiting.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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We've waited long enough!
I'm going home.
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Crack an egg on it.
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Ah, huge, huge hands.
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Robin. Psst, Robin.
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Wake up, Robin.
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- Wake up!
- What? Who? Ha! Dr. Light!
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How did you get in my room?
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We let him in.
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Are you ready to hear
my evil plan now?
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No. You were supposed
to do that hours ago.
Where have you been?
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Well, I had some stuff come up.
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My car needed an oil change.
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Then I had to help a neighbor
get a lizard out of his house.
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It's always
something. Am I right?
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No, it's poor time management.
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I'm starting to think
you're not even capable
of being evil.
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Oh, I can be evil!
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- That is so evil.
- Whoa, absolutely villainous.
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That's not evil.
It's just annoying.
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This is your third
and final strike, Dr. Light.
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But wait!
- You can't fire Arthur
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before he reveals
his big scheme.
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He's been working so hard.
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He's been planning it
for months.
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It's extra evil, too!
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He's got henchmen
and everything.
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Henchmen? All the biggest
names in crime have henchmen.
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All right, I'll give you
one more chance.
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But this big scheme of yours
better be good.
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Oh, it's better than good.
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It's diabolical.
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Fine. Now get outta here
so I can get some rest.
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You left the light on!
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Oh, please.
Anyone but Dr. Light.
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Oh, you. What's so funny?
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The mighty Robin
has finally been outwitted
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by the brilliant mind
of Dr. Light.
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What are you talking about?
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While you were sleeping,
I took your teammates captive.
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And news flash.
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They're not coming home.
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You've gone too far,
Dr. Light. I'm impressed.
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Now, tell me
what you're planning.
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I am going to
lower your teammates
into this vat
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of light mayonnaise!
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You won't get away with this.
Titan, go!
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- And... The cut!
- How did I do?
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Was I evil enough?
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Oh, yeah!
You were awful, Arthur!
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And I mean that in a good way.
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Okay. Places, everyone.
Robin will be here any minute.
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You're going down, Dr. Light.
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Boy Wonder.
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Just in time to bid his friends
a flavorful farewell.
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- Hold on!
- Sorry,
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but I never hold the mayo.
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No!
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Titans, I will avenge you!
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Henchmen, attack!
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Ahh!
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- This one's for Beast Boy!
- Ahh!
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And here's one for Raven!
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- For Cyborg!
- Ow!
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And this one is
for sweet, sweet,
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innocent, sweet, Starfire!
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Dr. Light!
A little of the help, please.
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Hey, you can't just leave us.
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We're your henchmen!
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Well, you're my
disposable henchman.
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And, and, things are getting
a little too intense for me.
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You are
a terrible supervillain.
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Robin was right.
You do need to be fired.
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Wait a second.
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Raven? Beast Boy? Cyborg, Star!
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The jig is the up.
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So you didn't even come up
with this plan yourself.
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- They did.
- Yes.
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But I promise, that next time,
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I will do it, partly,
if not mostly, on my own.
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Oh, there won't be a next time.
You're fired!
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Huh.
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The lights aren't working.
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Yeah, we already
called the electrician.
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Arthur!
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- You're an electrician now?
- That's right.
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After you fired me,
I couldn't find another
superhero team to battle.
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So I left the world
of super villainy altogether.
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We're sorry to hear that.
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We still feel real bad
about what happened, yo.
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Oh, don't.
201
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Getting fired was
the best thing that
ever happened to me.
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Honestly, I wish it would
have happened sooner.
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- You do?
- Absolutely.
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I no longer have to fight,
and I still get to pursue
my passion of light.
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And... Oh, there.
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All better.
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Well, you're much better
at fixing lights
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than you were at coming up
with evil schemes.
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All right, gang.
Let there be light.
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Ooh!
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How's that for an evil scheme?
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