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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Does anyone know why friend Robin

has called this meeting?

I'm guessing it has something to do

with our low crime fighting numbers.

That ain't our fault. It's these bad leads.

They are pretty weak. Look.

This one's just a toe print.

Can I have your attention for a moment?

One sec, bro.

Put that communicator down.

Communicators are for crime fighters only.

Why is he going on Glengarry Glen Ross on us?

Because like those poor saps in the movie,

you four need a kick in the pants.

You haven't solved any crimes lately.

You call yourself superheroes.

You're a bunch of super zeros.

I don't have to listen to this.

You certainly don't, pal.

'Cause the good news is you're fired.

The bad news is you've all got just one week

to get your jobs back.

Hmm, we're gonna need more incentive than that.

How's this for incentive?

A crime fighting contest.

First prize,

a vintage 1985 wave skipper.

Whoa!

Twin cylinder two-stroke engine with rebounds!

And the underwater exhaust for the quieter operation!

And racing stripes.

Must have it.

What's second prize?

Second prize is an autographed photo of me.

Third and fourth prize.

You're fired.

You get the picture?

You can't fight crime, then hang up your tights, pal,

'cause you are out.

But the leads are the weak.

The leads are weak?

The stinking leads are weak? You are weak.

I could bust criminals all day with those leads.

You just have to work harder,

because only one thing counts in this life,

get them behind the bars which are iron.

ABC.

A always, B be, C Crime fighting.

Always be crime fighting.

Always be crime fighting!

Guy thinks he's a big deal just 'cause he knows them alphabets.

You see this utility belt?

Kind of hard not to.

I got this belt from Batman, the world's greatest detective.

So, yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

Oh!

Do any of you know what it takes to be a good crime fighter?

Meatballs?

No! Brains!

But you didn't know that,

because you are not good crime fighters.

Which is why you don't get these.

The good leads!

That's right. These are the good leads.

These are Batman's leads, but they'd be wasted on you.

So you do not get them.

So we're stuck having these crumb-bum leads?

You wanna win that wave skipper?

Yeah!

Then Titans, go!

All it says is grocery store.

What a terrible lead.

Scanning for suspicious behavior.

Free samples.

Get your free samples here.

Brother Blood.

He must be giving out those blood biscuits

so he can turn the customers into mindless zombies.

Stop right there, Brother Blood.

I know you're using those biscuits to control people's minds.

I'm doing no such thing.

My biscuits are just so good

that they blow people's minds.

I'll be the judge of that.

Oh, my!

I'm in biscuit heaven.

See? You're hooked.

And I am off the hook.

The weak lead has taken me

to the mat of the laundry.

If the crime is in the progress, I shall do the finding of it.

The Killer Moth has the holes in the sweater?

This can only mean one thing.

He has dressed the adorable tiny cricket

in a fancy sweater vest.

Then, using his toxic serum,

Killer Moth mutated him into a monstrous creature

of the destruction and the chaos!

You will pay for creating the abomination

who wears the fancy sweater!

What are you talking about?

I'm just here doing my laundry.

Then explain to me

why the fancy sweater vest has the many holes in it?

I'm a moth. Putting holes in sweaters is kind of my thing.

Oh, I the see. My mistake.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run into that light.

Ooh, I actually gots a good lead.

The movies.

All right, I gotta find me a crime to fight.

Gizmo.

He must be smuggling in a shrink ray

so no one can block his view of the screen.

- Hey! - I got you, Gizmo.

Now let me see what's in that backpack.

- Snacks? - Yeah, so what?

I was smuggling my own snacks into the movie.

I guess that's not a crime.

Now let's get down on this candy and watch this movie, yo!

The park? This can't be right.

It's so peaceful here. Not a single crime in sight.

Hmm.

Wait a minute. It's the Brain.

He must be receiving some cash Mallah robbed from a bank!

Oh, no, you don't!

Hand over the stolen money, Brain.

What? I don't have any money.

I am just here to paint, like Monet.

Wow, you're actually pretty good.

Oh! Why, thank you.

Well, could you at least commit a crime?

We're having a competition and the winner gets a wave skipper.

Ooh, a wave skipper!

So, you'll help me?

Never!

This is my day to paint.

- Now go away. - Whatever.

None of us are gonna ever win that wave skipper

with these bad leads.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Mmm-hmm.

I think we is.

Steal the wave skipper!

I thought you guys were serious for a second.

No, bro, that's crazy.

We are supposed to be doing the fighting of the crimes,

not the committing of them.

You're right, Star.

We could never steal that wave skipper.

Even though it would be easy.

Yes, it would be easy.

Who would suspect us? Am I right?

Not difficult at all.

Yeah, well, phew! Look at the time.

I've got something, uh, important to go do.

Oh, I, too, have

the doing of the important something.

I better get home so I can beat that traffic.

Laters!

Ahhh!

What's all this screaming about?

Someone stole the wave skipper!

It wasn't me.

Star said she was gonna steal it.

Yes, and so did friend Raven.

I was joking around.

Everyone knows how much Cyborg loves wave skippers.

He stole it.

Don't you point your finger at me!

It could've been any one of you little thieving thieves.

Well, one thing's for sure.

You're all terrible crime fighters and even worse criminals.

Oh, yeah, Mr. Big Shot?

Then let's see you solve this crime using your leads.

Okay, okay, I can work with this.

Because when it comes to crime fighting, I'm kind of a big deal.

Just gotta find more clues.

Come on, Robin, ABC, always be crime fighting.

Give me a second!

Hmm, no.

It is not so the easy, is it?

I just need some more time.

Time ain't gonna help you.

What you need is some of them good leads.

Argh, you're right.

We can't be good crime fighters without good leads.

We told you.

Now let's use these bad boys to track down that wave skipper.

Titans, go!

- Which way, dude? - Let's find out.

Take a right.

So them good leads is just a bunch of arrows?

That's right, Beast Boy.

Now take a left.

Right. Left.

- Right again. - Ahhh!

Would you cut it out?

Why? Because it's leading us to where you stashed the wave skipper?

No, because it's making me car sick.

Go up, up, up!

Now down, down, down!

Okay, okay. I admit it.

That you stole the wave skipper?

No! That putting you in charge of the leads was a terrible idea!

Turn down that street, Cyborg.

But we cannot go down that street.

Why, Star?

Because it will reveal that you're the thief?

No! Because that street is the one way!

Phew, that was close.

Last card. It looks like we're almost there.

- Go straight, Cyborg. - But I can't go straight.

Because we'll uncover your secret?

No, dummy, the bridge is out!

This is the place.

Now we'll finally uncover who took that wave skipper.

The Brain?

Yes, it was Mallah and I

who stole this sweet, vintage wave skipper.

Ooh, we love water sports.

Now tell me, how did you find us?

Good leads!