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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

It's S-S-Saturday, Titans.

The perfect day to get out and cut loose.

Now, who's up for some bowling?

Uh. We did that last Saturday.

Then how about some mini golf?

Uh, we did that the Saturday before that.

I suppose we could go into the city and fight some crime.

- Uh! - We talked about this!

You sound like the man who is mad.

Well, there has to be something we can do.

It's too bad we aren't living in the '90s,

'cause back then, the video store was the place to be.

But weren't then places just for the moldy old videotapes?

No, man. There was way more to a video store than that.

It was a place where you could test out the latest video games,

run into familiar faces and snack on all the buttery popcorn you could eat.

No way.

That sounds the amazing.

Then strap on your flannel, Titans.

Because today, we are traveling back to the 1990s.

Here it is, guys.

The greatest video store the '90s had to offer.

The Video Dome!

Take in that fresh video store smell.

Mm.

Popcorn and body odor.

Wow! Would you look at this place?

It's got them good old school games, y'all.

And the familiar faces.

Oh! Check out all these snacks.

Bubble gum bandages, candy toothpaste.

Yeah, girl.

In the '90s, they turned anything into candy.

Look, Titans! They've got the original Space Struggles.

The poor quality version that everyone seems to risk for some reason.

Yo! There's tons of great movies here.

That's 'cause this is the employee section

where they put their movie recommendations.

Well, I don't know who this Kyle person is,

but I am loving his picks.

Look! He's recommending Freddy Forkfingers.

And, The Disguise, about a green guy who becomes a cartoon superhero.

Where does Hollywood come up with this stuff?

He's picked all the great '90s movies.

Look! There's Judge Drudge.

- The Grid. - And the Jupiter Attacks.

Oh, this Kyle person certainly does have the great taste in the movies.

I'd totally love to meet this dude.

Welcome to the Video Dome.

Hi, I'm Kyle.

Control Freak!

Yes, I can be a control freak when it comes to running this store.

But that's only because I believe in great customer service.

Drop the act. We know you're here to destroy us.

Why would I do that?

I love superheroes, and I think you guys are super cool.

What?

You think that we are the cool?

You bet I do.

Will you excuse us for just one second?

Dude, what is going on here?

Why is Control Freak being so nice to us?

It appears we've traveled back to a time before Control Freak

became the vile video villain we've grown to loathe.

But what terrible thing could have turned into the dark side?

Beats me.

But maybe if we befriend him, we can prevent that thing from happening.

Sounds like a plan, y'all.

Say there, Kyle, you've got a pretty cool store here.

Oh, the yes.

It is the very cool indeed.

Well, if you guys think this place is cool,

you should check out where I live.

Here it is!

My home, sweet home, or as I like to call it,

Kyle's Castle of Cool.

No way!

I can't believe you live in the back of the store.

Pretty awesome, right?

My entire life revolves around this store.

Without it, I might have to resort to a life of crime.

What's this thing?

It's an invention I've been working on,

that will allow me to rewind multiple movies at once.

But, I haven't been able to get it to work quite right.

Well, I could take a look at it for you.

I'm pretty handy when it comes to technology.

Okay, but just be careful with that.

Sweet! Nunchucks!

That's not a weapon. That's my phone!

Yo, check out this weird doll.

Ah! What is that thing?

Oh-oh!

It is the monster.

Quick, smash it!

Stop! That's not a monster.

It's a limited edition Telecrummy's doll.

Tell-o what now?

Telecrummies from the hit show.

Oh-oh!

So parents let their kids watch this monstrosity.

Yes, it's the most popular show on Saturday mornings.

But look at that thing, it'll give kids nightmares.

Listen, I don't have time to debate this with you.

I have to get back to work.

I'm sorry, sir.

My records show that you never returned your copy of Freddy Forkfingers Three.

Don't worry, Kyle.

I'll get to the bottom of this using an old trick, Batman taught me.

Tell me what you did with that tape.

Where is it? Where is it?

It's here! It's here!

I... I must have misplaced it in the drop slot.

Oh, hm. Well, then.

Here are your new tapes.

But you better be kind and rewind.

Ah!

Ha-ha. Boo-yeah.

This game is good and all, but it would be better

if it had them life-like 3D graphics.

I can fix that.

Yeah, boy! Now that's what I'm talking about.

Get over here!

Turn that off! It's scaring the customers.

Oh, man.

You just cost me a flawless victory, fool.

Hey, Superman.

Trade places with me next to the window.

No way, friend.

The sun has turned you into a faded mess.

But you love the sun and I belong to the shadows.

Sorry, Batman, but I am afraid you are going to be stuck there forever.

I was of you forever.

You like that?

Because I have plenty more sequels where that came from.

Oh, yeah?

It's Superman IV, The Quest for Peace.

Stop! Cut that out!

Hey, Kyle.

You're all out of popcorn.

You ate it all?

That popcorn is supposed to be for the customers.

No sweat. I can make more

Asa wrath metreon Zeus!

No, that's too much!

That's it!

I want you all out of my store. Now!

Wait. You don't want to kick us out now.

Look! I fixed your remote.

Wow. I can't believe you were able to fix it.

Plus, I added a few upgrades.

Now it not only rewinds movies,

but it also makes you a part of them.

Check it!

Time for a little target practice.

You can't do that in here. It's against the law.

I make the law.

Wow, these fork fingers are handy.

Hey! You have to pay for those!

I shall lay your planet to waste, puny earthlings.

Stop! My insurance won't cover that.

Whoa! I just learned Kung fu.

Check out these moves, Batman.

Oh, you want some of this, too, Sups?

Stop! Stop! Stop!

You guys are trashing my store.

Woo-hoo!

I look smoldering.

That's enough!

Now, hand over that remote.

Here you go.

Ow!

Bad remote, bad, bad.

Give me that.

I am Control Freak!

Oh, no!

It appears, we have driven Kyle to the dark side.

So it was us who turned him into Control Freak

Well, I didn't see that coming.

Defend yourselves, Titans.

Oh, give me a break.

Blasters are no match for a laser sword.

Oh, please. That tire gag never works.

Too easy.

Wow, that's so cool.

Okay, I'm over it.

Boom! You lose, Titans.

And now, you're gonna pay for all the damage you've done here today.

Oh, come on, bro.

Don't be like that.

We were just having some Saturday fun.

Oh, really?

Well, you know what I like to do for fun on a Saturday?

Watch, Telecrummies!