Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:07,382
♪ Go! ♪
2
00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:16,099
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
3
00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,350
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
4
00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,894
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
5
00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,816
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
6
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,740
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
7
00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,327
I feel terrible, yo.
8
00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,497
Brother Blood sure put up
a mean fight this time.
9
00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,584
Ahh! This circuits in my face
are aching.
10
00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,258
Ooh, good news, Titans!
11
00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:55,013
We've just logged enough hours
with the Heroes Union
to qualify for a free perk.
12
00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,599
- Ooh! Is it free burritos?
- No, no, Beast Boy.
13
00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,559
It's health insurance.
14
00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,521
Oh, mans, I thought it was
going to be something good.
15
00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:04,647
It is good.
16
00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,108
But what is
the health insurance, Robin?
17
00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,736
I'm so glad you asked, Star.
18
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,989
Health insurance
is an agreement between you
and the insurance company
19
00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,658
that you will pay them
a certain amount
of money each month
20
00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,494
which is known as the premium.
21
00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,789
And in exchange, they will help
cover the cost of your future
medical bills.
22
00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,665
So we have to pay
for this health insurance?
23
00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,042
I thought you said
it was a perk.
24
00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,252
The perk is that
you get to pay for it.
25
00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,296
Oh, I the understand.
26
00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,673
We pay the money
to the insurance company,
27
00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,259
and then we get to see
the doctor for free.
28
00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,469
Mm, not quite.
29
00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,179
You still have to pay
a deductible.
30
00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,639
Uh, what's a duck
sitting on a table
31
00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,432
gots to do with it?
32
00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,226
Literally nothing.
33
00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,770
A deductible is simply
the amount of money
you have to pay out of pocket
34
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,649
for health care services
before your insurance plan
starts to pay.
35
00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,028
Man, this free perk
is starting to sound
real expensive.
36
00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,864
You made the health insurance
sound like the blessing.
37
00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,115
Feels more like a curse.
38
00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,284
I knew
this would be tough,
39
00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:02,705
so I brought along
an expert on medical insurance
to help me explain.
40
00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,791
Everyone meet Benny.
41
00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,252
Hi, everybody,
I'm Benny the badger.
42
00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,546
Your friendly explanation
of benefits.
43
00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,715
Oh, he is the adorable.
44
00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,927
- Now that's a face I can trust.
- Duh.
45
00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,053
Yo, Benny.
46
00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,680
What's up with
this health insurance biz?
47
00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,100
Well, guys,
when you get an owie,
48
00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,185
your good friends
at the insurance company
49
00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,353
will do everything they can
50
00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,106
to make you all better.
51
00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,233
Finally! Someone's
making sense.
52
00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,901
Tell us more, Benny.
53
00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,737
Once you're all fixed up,
you can get back to
the fun things in life.
54
00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,365
Like flying kites,
miniature golf
55
00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,784
and spending time
with the people you love.
56
00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,579
Whoa, I loves kites!
57
00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:46,541
And I enjoy the golf that is
the teeny tiny miniature.
58
00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,502
But you have to do
your part, too!
59
00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,629
By staying away
from all the bad stuff,
60
00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,425
listed here in my handy-dandy
risk assessment book.
61
00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,427
You know, bad stuff!
62
00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,262
Like getting zapped by aliens.
63
00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,514
Being crushed by a robot.
64
00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,600
Existing!
65
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,436
And so much more.
66
00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:10,440
Therefore, as long as
you avoid risky situations,
67
00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,816
you don't have to
worry about paying
68
00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,444
a bunch of money
for medical expenses.
69
00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,237
But that's not practical.
70
00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:20,283
Yeah, our jobs as superheroes
put us in risky situations
all the time.
71
00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,784
I thinks we should
just forget about
72
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,286
this health insurance nonsense
73
00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,662
and get on with our lives!
74
00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,582
Fine, go head,
but without an insurance plan
75
00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,960
to help you cover
the massive cost
of a medical emergency,
76
00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,420
you're only one injury away
77
00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,131
from being plunged into
soul-crushing debt,
78
00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,175
which will cause you
to lose everything.
79
00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:42,805
Your house, your car,
the clothes on your back,
everything!
80
00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,476
Everything?
81
00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,145
No, man,
I don't want to lose the T car.
82
00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,482
And if we lose our clothes,
our bum-bums will be exposed.
83
00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:56,486
Ugh! We clearly need to sign up
for this health insurance
so we can protect ourselves.
84
00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,529
Then hand over the money
for your premiums!
85
00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,992
Then you'll be on your way
to enrolling in your very own
insurance plan.
86
00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,410
Here. Take of the money.
87
00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,372
Yeah. Give me some of that
good health insurance, too, yo.
88
00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,667
Looks like my work here
is done.
89
00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,628
Take care, Titans,
and stay safe.
90
00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,171
- Bye, Benny.
- My man.
91
00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:19,384
Congratulations, Titans.
You're all insured.
92
00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:23,346
Oh! Thank the goodness
we had Benny
to explain it to us.
93
00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:27,350
Yeah, Robin just confused us
with his blah-blidity-blah-blah
wordy words.
94
00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,854
Crime alert! Cinderblock
is causing chaos downtown.
95
00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,107
We've got to get there
as fast as possible.
96
00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,441
Titans, go!
97
00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,655
Can't you drive
any faster?
98
00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,116
Uh-uh! I don't want
to get into a crash.
99
00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,284
Have to pay a bunch
of medical bills. You crazy?
100
00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,536
And according to this,
101
00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,704
driving more than
ten miles an hour
102
00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,373
increases our chance of injury
by 20%.
103
00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,708
Dude, you better
slow down, bro.
104
00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,303
Come on. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.
105
00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,684
- Okay, Titans, let's move!
- Hold on!
106
00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,602
I still need to put on
the parking brake.
107
00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,854
Yeah, runaway cars account for
108
00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,731
five percent
of all hospital visits.
109
00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,357
Whatever! Are we good?
110
00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,817
Uh, yep.
111
00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,944
Great. Now let's take him down!
112
00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:21,863
Titans, go!
113
00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,323
Wait!
114
00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,325
This place is not the safe.
115
00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,786
There are the loose nails,
the oil slicks,
116
00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,789
and the improperly grounded
electrical wires.
117
00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:32,915
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
118
00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,417
The numerous
safety hazards means
119
00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,085
I might has to pay
a lots of money
120
00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,171
to that duck on the table.
121
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,505
I am sitting this one out.
122
00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,632
- Me, too.
- Fine.
123
00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,676
Looks like it's all up to me.
124
00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,849
Ouch! Aah! Stop!
125
00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,518
Little help here!
126
00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,812
- No way, bro.
- We are the good.
127
00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,190
Ow, ow, ow! My arm.
128
00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,943
This is terrible,
Robin's really eating through
his deductible.
129
00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,362
I mean, his bill
will be enormous.
130
00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,032
Titans, listen,
131
00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,451
we're already paying a ton
of money for our premiums.
132
00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,829
Don't you think we should
at least get our money's worth
from our insurance plan?
133
00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,123
It does seem
like the big waste.
134
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,876
I bet if we're careful,
we can take Cinderblock down
135
00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,170
without racking up
a lot of medical bills.
136
00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,840
And, this gives us
a 66% chance of surviving.
137
00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,302
I likes them odds, mama.
Now let's get that rocky fool!
138
00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,031
We did it!
139
00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:50,076
And without incurring
the expensive
medical procedures.
140
00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,796
I'd say we definitely got
our money's worth.
141
00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,674
Surely we can afford
a few broken limbs.
142
00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,384
Mm.
143
00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,719
And I am loving this
free apple juice.
144
00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,306
Check it out. I's a duck,
and I's now on a table.
145
00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,016
Ain't life funny?
146
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,852
We did well, Titans,
147
00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,603
and we can rest easy
knowing that
148
00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,647
all our expenses
will be covered
149
00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,482
by our top-rated
health insurance.
150
00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,534
What is the matter, Robin?
151
00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,371
We just got
a huge bill from a hospital.
152
00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:39,375
It says none of our treatment
will be covered
by our insurance plan.
153
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,751
This can't be happening!
154
00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,670
Our health insurance stinks.
155
00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,714
We should demands
to speak to a manager.
156
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,133
There's an insurance rep
right here in the hospital.
157
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,344
I think it's time
we pay them a little visit.
158
00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,056
It is the so very dark
159
00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,559
down here
in the hospital basement.
160
00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,644
It's giving me the creeps, yo.
161
00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,146
This is it, Titans,
162
00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:13,075
This doesn't look
anything like the caring,
nurturing institution
163
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,827
Benny told us about.
164
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:31,010
I am the mighty
insurance representative.
165
00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:35,640
Now, what brings
you pathetic subscribers
to my lair?
166
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,309
We demand to know
why you won't cover
our medical bills!
167
00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,019
Ah, yes, about that.
168
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,439
You haven't reached
the kajillion dollar limit
on your deductible.
169
00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:49,028
So the entire bill
is your responsibility!
170
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,488
That's messed up, yo.
171
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,406
I see what's going on here.
172
00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,992
You're trying to slither
your way out of covering
our bill.
173
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,578
You can't just take
our money and leave us
without any coverage.
174
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,331
You are
the dishonorable cheater!
175
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:04,293
Look, you made an agreement
to help us cover
our medical bills,
176
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,254
and we demand
that you honor it.
177
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:12,134
Um, let me quote
paragraph seven, section 6B,
178
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,096
when I say, "Make me!"
179
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,973
I didn't want it
to come to this,
180
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,891
but it looks like
we're going to have to fight
181
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,476
the insurance company.
182
00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,311
Titans! Dispute the bill.
183
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,984
You fools!
184
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,862
No one fights
the insurance company and wins!
185
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,073
He's right. He's too strong.
186
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,200
Ooh, I bet I can help out!
187
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,368
Benny!
188
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,079
I know a way to best
this insurance snake,
189
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,748
but it involves me
beating you all senseless.
190
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,710
I'll do anything this guy says.
191
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,671
Okay, then let's go!
192
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,008
Take that!
193
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,217
And this!
194
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,726
What... What are you doing?
195
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,020
Beating you at your own game.
196
00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,481
We are going to rack up
so many injuries,
197
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,234
that we'll exceed
our high deductible,
198
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,654
and stick you with a mountain
of medical bills.
199
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:18,367
Stop! Do you know how much
a fractured pelvis costs?
200
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,744
Please, don't!
201
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,247
That's going to require X-rays.
202
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,751
Now it's your turn, buddy.
203
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,885
No!
204
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,637
Your injuries have reached
the kajillion dollar limit,
205
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,556
which forces me to pay up!
206
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:47,063
We did it!
We beat the insurance company!
207
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,105
The joy.
208
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,733
Go, team.
209
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:54,653
- That's what's up.
- Great job, guys!
210
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,447
Guys?
211
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:57,948
Guys!
15949
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof