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Go!
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Hold it
right there, Calculator.
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Well,
well, the Teen Titans.
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Why are you all laughing?
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I'm sorry.
I know we're supposed to keep
it together and everything,
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but that outfit is ridiculous.
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Yeah, man, you can't put on
a bunch of school supplies,
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and expect us
to take you serious.
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Well, you should, because I can
compute complex algorithms,
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in the blink of an eye
using this solar powered
super suit.
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So let me get this straight.
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You built yourself a super suit
that only works during
the day?
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Listen, I don't have
to take this.
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I have an evil plan
to get back to.
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Well, your plan stops here.
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Now, hand over the stolen tech.
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Don't make us
take you down, dude.
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Ha! I'd like to say you try.
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I can calculate
your every move.
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Oh, yeah?
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Then calculate this.
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Calculating acceleration.
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Calculate this!
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Calculating angle of attack.
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Eat magic fist.
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Calculating velocity.
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Argh!
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Ooh. My bad.
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Ha! Too easy.
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Oh, yeah. Then let's see
if you can dodge these
heat seeking missiles.
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Calculating trajectory.
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Oh, mans.
We can'ts even
touch this guy.
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That's because only math
can defeat him.
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No problem. We got this.
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Okay. So if he's traveling
at 13 miles per hour,
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and we're traveling
at 15 miles per hour,
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at which point do our fists
hit his face?
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Hmm. One, two... Hold on.
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I'm going to need
a pen and paper.
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Hook me up with some of that
loose leaf too, mama.
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Come on, Titans, Hurry it up.
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We are going as fast
as we can, Robin.
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Okay. Just gotta double check our work and got it!
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Oh, no, he got away.
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Listen up, Titans.
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If we're going to stop
The Calculator,
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we need to become better
at math than he is.
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But how is we supposed
to do that?
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The dude is literally
a calculator.
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It's simple.
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Today, I'm going
to be teaching you
a new, faster method,
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for doing mathematics,
known as Common Core math.
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You are teaching us
the belly math, Robin?
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We don't needs
to learn that, fool.
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'Cause we already knows
we got them good
six packs going on.
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Check it.
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The wash board,
the cheese grater,
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the packs on packs
on packs on packs.
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No, Titans.
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Common Core math
doesn't have to do
with your core muscles.
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It's a method of learning
that will help you all
become better at math.
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Wait a minute.
I know what Robin's
talking about now.
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He's trying to teach us
that math
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the government made up
just to confuse people.
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What?
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Is that the true?
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Yes, it's true
that Common Core math
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was developed by
government educators
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and has been given
a bad reputation from parents,
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who are confused
by its methodology.
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But I assure you, Titans,
you can handle it!
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After all, six-year-olds
can understand
Common Core math.
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And to demonstrate
how easy it is,
we shall start with the most
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basic Common Core lesson,
the ten frame.
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Ten frame? Like in bowling?
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Bowling is the best, yo.
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This isn't about bowling!
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The ten frame is simply
a two by five rectangular grid,
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into which circular counters
are drawn to demonstrate
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numbers less than
or equal to ten.
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Man, that's some straight up
gobbledygook right there.
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I too, am confused
by the gooking of the gobbley.
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So instead of us using numbers
we're supposed to draw circles?
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I thoughts we were doing math,
not arts and crafts.
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Don't get hung up
on the circles.
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They're only there
to represent number values,
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and can be whatever shape
you want them to be.
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Oh, really?
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Then can we change them
to your baby hands?
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Ha, ha, ha.
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No, you cannot change them
into baby hands.
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But you said they could be
whatevers we wants.
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And we choose the baby hands.
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Baby hands!
Baby hands! Baby hands!
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Stop! Gimme that!
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We're just having
some fun, Robin.
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Common Core math
isn't supposed to be fun.
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It's supposed to be boring
and educational.
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Now, let's forget about
the ten frame and move on.
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But we still
haven't learned nothing, yo.
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That's okay,
because I guarantee
you'll understand
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this next Common Core lesson,
which uses line segments
as anchors.
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Anchors? Like the ones
the pirates use?
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Ooh! Robin is teaching us
pirate math.
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Yeah, boy!
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Argh! Let's use our pirate math
to divide up this treasure.
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Here you go, lads.
One for you.
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One for you and one for me.
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Avast, the two doubloons do not
equal the shimmery necklace.
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Argh! Are you trying
to cheat us, matey?
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Nay! I would never
even dream of cheating
the likes of you.
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Cheating you, he is!
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We shall run you
through for this!
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Stop, stop stop!
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This lesson doesn't involve
filthy pirates!
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These anchors are simply used
to break big numbers,
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into smaller number bonds,
to simplify the problem.
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Well, that problem doesn't
look simplified to me.
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Indeed, it looks
the way more complicated.
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Yeah, man, you can't be
adding in a bunch of numbers
all willy nilly like that.
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It's super confusing, yo.
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Look, the point of this lesson
is to help your brain visualize
number relationships.
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Relationships?
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So you want us
to date numbers now?
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I would consider dating the two
but not the three.
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Girlfriend!
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For the three
is the odd number.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Listen, Titans!
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If you want to stop
The Calculator,
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you need to take
this Common Core
math stuff seriously.
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But we are taking it
the seriously, Robin.
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Then why aren't you guys
getting this?
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Because this math
is overly complicated
and way too confusing.
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All them parents was right.
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No, they're not.
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Six-year-olds can understand
Common Core math.
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Wait a second.
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Ah, that's it.
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- What's it?
- You guys just need six-year-old brains.
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- I can make that happen.
- Great.
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Oh! I can talk like the goat.
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The baa! The baa!
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Look, look, look, look
how fast I can run!
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Check out my dance!
Check out my dance! Hey!
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What? I'm not touching you.
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I'm not touching you.
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See? I'm not touching you.
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Ooh, look an apple.
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High energy,
short attention spans.
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Yup. You definitely have
the minds of six-year-olds.
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Now let's see if you can learn
Common Core math.
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Congratulations,
Titans!
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You now have the one thing
no parent in America has.
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A basic understanding
of Common Core math.
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And it's turned
our six-year-old brains
into calcumalators.
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Quick, Quick.
Give me the math problem.
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Okay, Star.
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What's the square root
of 2,130?
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It's 46.15192304.
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That's right!
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Uh-oh. Crime alert.
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What is it? What is it?
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The Calculator has just been
spotted downtown.
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Titans go.
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Your number is up, Calculator.
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Oh, good.
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You Titans have arrived
just in time for the unveiling
of my master plan.
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Behold.
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The Earth Brake.
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With this device,
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I will stop the Earth
from rotating,
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causing the sun to shine
endlessly on Jump City,
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making my solar powered
suit unstoppable!
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But if you do that,
temperatures will
skyrocket like...
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And half of the Earth
will be the covered
in the darkness.
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Those are calculated risks
I'm willing to take.
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Well, you can forget it.
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Please. You zeroes couldn't
stop me before.
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What makes you think
you can stop me now?
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Because now we got some
good six-year-old brains.
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Which have totally made us
hard core for the Common Core.
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Titans, go!
Calculate our attack.
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Okay, okay, first I'll measure
the wind speed so I can
distract him with a spit ball.
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Ooh, and then I shall calculate
his reaction time,
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so I can blind him
with my stickers.
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Oh, oh, oh, then on, then on,
then on my turn,
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I'll figure out his distance
so I can hit him with
some water balloons.
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And... And I'll determine
the force I need,
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to trip him
with my toy car.
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Finally, I'll finish him off
with a perfectly timed
flying kick.
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Ha! Nice try.
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But you're going to have to do
better than that to defeat me.
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Those moves weren't meant
to defeat you.
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No, they were only meant
to get you in the shade,
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to power down your solar suit.
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Ha. What?
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No!
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So what do we do with him now?
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Oh, I know.
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Look, look.
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He's a bozo
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Cut that out!
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It's not funny.
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