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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Great news, Titans!

We just got an invite to Wonder Woman's 80th anniversary party.

Man, I can't believe Wonder Woman is turning 80.

She does look great for her age.

Indeed.

Well, Titans, seniors are living a lot healthier these days.

So where's this party at, yo?

It's being held at the headquarters of DC Comics.

Yeah! Woo!

Welcome, Titans, to the home of the world's greatest superheroes.

Greetings, Titans.

I'm so glad you could make it for our celebration.

Congratulations, Wonder Woman.

Speak up, Cyborg.

The woman is turning 80, for goodness sake.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Congratulations, Wonder Woman!

Would you cut it out?

Just because she's 80, doesn't mean she's old.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an important announcement to make.

Attention, everyone, attention.

As you know, Wonder Woman is celebrating her anniversary today.

And in honor of this momentous occasion,

we will be making a special 80'th anniversary issue

of Wonder Woman.

But that's not all.

We'd also like to unveil

the Wonder Woman conference room.

- Oh wow. - That is so cool!

Now, let's get this party started.

Excuse me, Detective Chimp.

Do you think we could have something named after us?

Like the Teen Titans commissary, yo!

Or the Teen Titans executive office.

Sorry, I'm afraid not.

We reserve that honor for special occasions.

Last year was the new Teen Titans 40th anniversary, and we didn't get anything.

Well, not every hero receives a namesake in this office.

Are you kidding me? All these heroes have something named after 'em in this office.

There's the Superman Writer's Room...

The Batman art department...

The Aquaman water cooler.

And the Swamp Thing office plants.

Listen, I understand you're upset, but we only name things after A-list heroes

who create the amazing comic books our fans have grown to love.

So what are we? B-list heroes?

No, you're more like D-list heroes.

There has to be something we can do to prove we belong on the A-list.

Like putting us in charge of Wonder Woman's anniversary issue.

I'm sorry, but I've already assigned that issue to our top creative minds.

Then why don't you unassign it?

No, I must ensure that the issue becomes a huge success

so we don't get crushed by the competition.

Now, please enjoy the rest of the party.

Aw mans, this stinks.

Don't worry, Titans. We're not going to let anything stop us from making that comic.

But Detective Chimp said Batman, Superman, and the Flash are in charge of that issue.

Leave it to me.

Hey, guys,

just wanted to wish you good luck on Wonder Woman's anniversary issue.

Now let's get to work, Titans.

If we're going to make an amazing comic, we need to come up with an amazing story.

It also needs a diabolical plot.

And the new villain.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. We should probably throw in some cool vehicles.

And some familiar faces too, yo.

Great. I'll do the writing and design.

Starfire and Cyborg, you two will take care of the coloring.

Raven, you can be the anchor.

Whatever.

What about me?

You are going to draw the speech balloons.

Well, in that case, my speech balloons are going to blow your mind, yo.

Titans, go!

Make a comic book.

Thanks for coming, everybody.

We've got something amazing to show you.

Has anyone seen Superman, Batman or Flash?

No. Knowing them, they're probably somewhere slacking off.

This is terrible.

The deadline for Wonder Woman's issue is today.

Relax, man.

We already took care of it.

You created the issue?

That's right, yo. So we could prove to you

that we's the kind of A-list heroes who deserve a namesake.

I'm sure you'll find that our version

truly represents 80 years of Wonder Woman.

Take it away, Cyborg.

Quickly, Steve, to the invisible station wagon.

So, what do you think?

Is that A-list material or what?

No! That's the worst comic ever.

I can't release this.

And without a suitable replacement, we're going to get crushed by the competition.

Whoa, what is that?

That's the competition.

We have to stop it before it destroys DC.

But we can't fight that thing without our heroes.

Yes, we can.

We still have their namesakes.

Let's power this building up.

We're all linked up, Robin.

Now, let's go take down the competition.

DC building. Go!

Batman!

Swamp Thing!

Superman!

Aquaman!

It's over, Titans.

The competition is too powerful.

Looks like this is the end of DC.

♪ Wonder Woman! ♪

♪ Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman! ♪

♪ All the world is waiting for you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪

♪ In your satin tights ♪

♪ Fighting for your rights ♪

♪ And the old Red White and Blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman! ♪

All right!

Now, that's how you destroy a successful business.

Yes.

Thank you, Titans,

for helping us save DC.

And in honor of your heroics, I am officially promoting you all to the A-list.

So does that mean we're finally getting a conference room?

Oh, no. I got something even better in mind for you.

Behold!

The Titan's toilet.

Oh, no way!

Are you serious?

This is the best thing ever!

Toilet! We're in the A-list now.