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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Ah, I just love the smell of this place.

The aroma of sweaty feet encased in the shoe leather

is most pleasing to the nose.

Let's skate!

Well, well, well, looks like we've got some fresh meat.

Ooh, they certainly have all the right moves.

Hiya, ladies.

You ladies here to rob the joint?

No, but I was thinking of stealing your moves.

We're not here to start anything.

We were just admiring your skating.

Thanks. But we usually don't accept compliments from villains.

You don't trust us. I get it. We're the bad guys. But hear us out.

We're looking for two new recruits to join our roller derby team.

What is this derby of the roller?

- You like skating? - Oh, yes. The very much.

You like punching people in the face?

- Who doesn't? - Then let us show you what it's about.

Sure. Whatever.

Girls, meet our manager, Lou.

- Your manager's a hyena? - Pretty cool, right?

Oh, Lou is the adorable!

Let's roll!

Whoa, what kind of sketchy place is this?

Welcome to roller Derby, girls.

So, what do you say?

We're in!

Perfect.

Okay, let me show you how to play the game.

Two teams face off on an oval track.

Each team's got five players.

Four blockers and one jammer.

The jammer gets to wear a star in their helmet.

I wish to be the jammer.

My name is the star and I love the jam.

Done and done.

Now, the whole point of the game

is for the jammers to get past the other team's blockers.

After initial pass,

the jammer tries to get past the blockers again,

this time scoring a point for every blocker they can get past.

Simple, right?

Um... sure.

Up next,

the Gotham City Sirens.

That's us. Come on, girls. We're up.

Whoa, whoa, where are you going?

We can't compete tonight.

We have not the practised.

Who needs practice? Just wing it.

Ladies and gentlemen,

here come the Gotham City Sirens.

Snarly Harley.

Ulyssys S. Plant.

Fright Bite.

Car Fire on the 405.

And Grapes of Azarath.

And their furious challengers,

the Brainy Brawlers.

Oh, derby funk!

The Brainy Brawlers are one of the roughest, toughest teams in the league

Oh! Car Fire on the 405 takes a butt to the gut.

These Brawlers are tough.

We've got this, girls. Just push!

Oh, they've got telekinetic powers?

They don't call them "Brainy" for nothing.

I am still feeling the butt gut.

Ow! I think I broke a branch or two.

Hmm. I don't think we can beat these Brainy broads.

Lou is right.

If we wanna win this, then we're gonna have to pull out the big guns.

Yes, and with our combined big guns,

we will be doing the mass destruction

and the utter annihilations!

Oh yeah, you know it.

Come on, ladies. It's time to tighten those laces and punch some faces.

Now you're speaking my language.

Derby iz 4eva, girls.

Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like you got a little rink rash.

Watch your step.

I am the jammer.

You get the jam.

And you get the jam!

You're just felt the Grapes of Azarath, baby.

And the Sirens are on the board.

Look, girls. We're down by four.

And we have 30 seconds left to score.

- Oh, no. It's a Brawler Wall. - Brawler Wall!

How are we ever gonna get Star over that wall?

There's only one way.

Roller Vault.

Roller Vault?

No. No, no, no. That's too dangerous.

Ha! My middle name is "Dangerous."

Actually, it's Frances.

Whatever, it's the only way. Let's roll.

The Sirens win. The Sirens win!

We won.

I can't believe that worked.

Derby iz 4eva, girls.

Great jammin' out there.

Thanks. This team rocks.

Hey, where's Lou?

He was taken. By the Brainy Brawlers.

"Lou is ours now. And you are never getting him back"?

"Signed, the Brainy Brawlers"?

I can't live without Lou. He's my best friend.

We will help you rescue him.

Do you know where the Brawlers hide out?

Yeah. But it's impossible to get around their security.

Then we'll just have to go through it.

There. That's the building. That's their hideout.

Oh, I hear my Louie.

He must be behind this steel door.

I do not see the Lou.

Uh, I don't think we came here to rescue Lou.

Surprise!

I can't believe it worked.

So, getting us to join your roller derby team

was all just part of an elaborate plan

to trick us into helping you pull off a heist?

Very smart, right?

Hurtful, actually.

What'd you expect? We're the bad guys.

But what about the Lou?

Oh, he's fine.

He's actually waiting outside in the getaway car.

Toodles!

Hit it, Louie baby!

Wow, you know, they're really good.

Leave them to me.

Bad kitty, bad kitty.

The bad kitty!

Come on, Lou. Punch it.

They're getting away.

Then it's time for the jammer to do what jammers do best.

I am the jammer.

And I will do the jamming.

Sorry, Sirens. You're going to jail.

I get it. We're the bad guys.

But when we break out, we're totally getting the team back together.

Right?

Derby iz 4eva, girls.