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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪
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Titans.
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Welcome to book club!
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As you know the book we'll be
discussing today,
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is my very own
autobiographical memoir.
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What a Boy Wonders.
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I'll tell you what I wonder,
who would want to read this?
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Are you telling me that
none of you read my book.
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- I did not.
- I ain'ts reading that poop.
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The whole point of a
book club is for everyone
to read the book,
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so we can all discuss it.
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Maybe we can discuss
another book?
Like something fun.
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Yeah, you know the exact
opposite of your book.
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But we were supposed to
discuss my book.
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No one wants to hear about
your dumb book.
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Let me tells you about
my favorite book instead.
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Dr. Doo-doo Little.
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Um, don't you mean
Dr. Dolittle?
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No, son. Now sit down and
listen up.
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Long ago, one of
the greatest animal doctor
of all time,
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Doctor doo-doo Little.
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You see, my dude had an
extraordinary ability.
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- He could talk to animals.
-
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Doctor the Doo-doo Little,
We have got the big problem.
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What is it parrot?
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Half of the animals in the
jungle are...
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they're backed up.
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Constipation?
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That'd be my specialty.
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Oh, my belly!
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I haven't been regular
for weeks.
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Fear not. Doo-doo Little
is here to help you.
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Ah, I see.
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It sounds like you've
been eating too many of them
bananas again, haven't you?
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I'm a monkey. Of course
I'm eating lots of bananas.
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The squawk. But I thought the
bananas were good for the
digestive system.
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True. True. They is.
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But them unripe bananas
can actually cause constipation.
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You see, they've got
too much of that starch.
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That'll clog you right up.
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But don't worry. These here
prunes are filled with fiber.
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They's the natural
enemy of starch.
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Ooh, I hear them gears
turning again.
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Oh, thank you,
Dr. Doo-doo Little.
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I gotta go.
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And so,
Dr. Doo-doo Little went about
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curing all the animals from
their constipation.
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But after a hard day of making
sure all them animals went,
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Dr. Doo-doo Little realized
that he forgot to go himself.
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The squawk! Uh-oh.
Better the hurry.
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Alas, all of the
jungle bathrooms was occupied.
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Uh-oh. I thinks I doo-doo'ed
a little.
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That is not how the story goes.
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I bet you didn't even read
the book jacket.
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True. True.
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So let me tell you about
my book.
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It's a timeless tale about
a boy whose only wish
is to fight crime.
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I've got a timeless tale
for you,
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and unlike Robin's book
it won't put you to sleep.
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Once upon a time,
there was a genie,
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who lived in a cool pad
for thousands of years.
Until one day...
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Rub a dub dub.
Get out of that tub!
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Uh, who are you?
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We are the 40 teeths.
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Mm-mmm.
You mean 40 thieves?
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No. 40 teeths.
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See, I got 20 teeths.
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And I got 14 teeths.
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And I got six teeths.
That's forty teeths.
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See, we came down that hole
to seize the treasure.
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But now we're stuck down here.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Because I'm giving you
three wishes.
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Ooh. Then I want a flying
carpet, so we can fly
right out of here.
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Oh, come on. You can wish
for something better than that.
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How about a flying van?
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That way you can haul
all this treasure
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and be the envy of every
soccer mom in town.
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Totally, yo.
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Genie, I wish for a flying van!
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Sweet. Ha-ha.
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Hey! You tricked me.
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Ha-ha. I know Pretty funny,
right?
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Well, your shlik triksh
aren't gonna work on me.
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What was that?
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I said your shlik triksh
aren't gonna work on me.
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Yeah, it's really hard to
understand you with
all those gaps in your teeth.
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Ah, I wish you could understand
what I'm saying.
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Well, I understood that.
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Hey, what... What?
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Now that you've got more
teeths, I can understand
you perfectly.
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That's two wishes down
and one to go.
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My turn.
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Careful, bruh.
This is our last wish.
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Make sure to think it through.
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No problem.
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I wish for all of us to be
magically transported
to a very cool pad
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with all this treasure.
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Your wish is my command.
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See, it worked! We got a
cool pad and all the treasure.
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But where exactly is we?
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Ha-ha. I'm free!
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Help!
Let us out! Help! Let us out!
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And the moral of the story is
always brush your teeth.
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Nope. Not even close.
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Have any of you even
read a single book?
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I have. But in this book,
the ever after is not lived
so happily.
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Once upon a time,
there was the DJ named Jekyll.
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Yo. Yo. You are listening to
T-T-G-O radio,
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and boy do I have something
special for you today.
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An exclusive track from the
world-famous Beast Boy.
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Boom!
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But as soon as the
music hit the ears of DJ Jekyll
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she would undergo the changes.
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When I hear the beat,
it takes ahold of me
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and I feel a sudden urge
to rhyme.
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I am Hyde!
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♪ Kill a beat with my rhymes
I hurt it like I'm mad at it ♪
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♪ Leave it battered and bruised
Tossed it up in the attic ♪
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♪ I take a break
have a second
Right back to the dramatics ♪
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♪ An appetite for destruction
A craving I can't explain! ♪
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♪ I hear a beat
if it's bangin'
I gotta 'cause it some pain ♪
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♪ I-am-Hyde! ♪
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Ahhh! She just killed my beat.
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This is your girl Jekyll
turning up the heat
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with this next hot track
from Mecha Mix master,
Cyborg!
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♪ Kill a beat with my rhymes,
I hurt it like I'm mad at it ♪
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♪ Leave it battered and bruised
Tossed it up in the attic ♪
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♪ I hit the beat
if it's bangin'
I got to 'cause it some pain ♪
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♪ I-am-Hyde! ♪
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Oh, man. I spent a month
on that beat and she
straight up killed it.
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- Mama, help.
- Hyde is out of control.
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We have to do something
to save our beats.
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She's killing them, yo.
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Then we need to create a beat
that's iller than any beat
ever created.
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A beat that defies her
venomous flow.
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A beat that cannot be killed.
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Let's get to work.
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I am here to kill your beats.
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♪ Kill a beat with my rhymes,
I hurt it like I'm mad at it ♪
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Oh, no. She's killing
our beats.
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Quick, hit her with the drop.
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♪ An appetite for destruction
A craving I can't explain! ♪
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It's working!
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There will never be a doper
rapper than me!
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I-am-Hyde!
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- Woo-hoo!
- That's wassup!
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As much as I love
that interpretation, Star,
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it couldn't be more wrong!
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For an accurate account,
my book--
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No, thanks.
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I've got a better book.
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One you can interpret
however you want,
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'cause it's super crazy.
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Once upon a time,
this dude named Alice,
found himself
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in a magical place
called Wonderland.
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Just in time for...
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A mad tea party!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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I'm the Mad Hatter, yo.
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I'm strict cray.
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Yeah, boy--
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Please join us or don't.
It really doesn't matter.
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Y'all seem all right,
I accept your invitation.
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Excuse the me.
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I am doing the sitting here.
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Oh, sorry. Kitty.
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I am not the Kitty, I am the
full grown Cheshire cat.
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Okay, I'll just sit over here
then and check out the menus.
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Tacos, tofu, trout, turnips.
Tapioca?
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Why does everything on this
menu start with the letter T?
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Because, yo,
it's a Mad "T" party.
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You can only order foods
that begin with the letter T.
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Whatever you do,
do not upset the chef.
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She has the issues with
the management of anger.
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Here she comes.
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The queen of hearts.
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Greetings, unloyal subjects.
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May I take your order?
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I'll have the tuna tartare,
and for dessert,
the tiramisu.
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I will have the tots of tater.
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I'll have the tempeh please.
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What kind of sauce?
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Tahini.
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And for you?
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Yeah, I'll have a burger.
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How rude.
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Sorry. I'll have a burger, please.
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Did anyone explain
the rules to him?
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Sorry, Your Majesty.
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Alice, bruh. At least make
it a turkey burger.
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I don't want a turkey burger.
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I want a bacon barbeque beef
burger on a brioche bun.
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You know how I feel about rules
being broken!
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Great. You've upset the queen.
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Off with their heads!
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And they all lived happily
ever after.
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Okay, that's it.
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We've listened to all of your
factually incorrect retellings.
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Now it's time for me
to tell you about my book.
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- Okay.
- Really?
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- Yeah, sure. Why not.
- Great.
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Chapter one.
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A boy wonders
how did he become
so ruggedly handsome...
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- Ah, man. I ain't into this one.
- This is Fiction.
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Hey, where are you
guys going?
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