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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪
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What are we doing here, Robin?
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- Are we going the fishing?
- Nope.
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- Doing some whale watching?
- Nuh-uh.
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Hitting up the maritime museum?
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No.
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Titans, we are here
for a far more
important reason.
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We are going on a cruise.
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I love
being trapped on a boat.
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Welcome Titans, to the
Trans Oceanic Magical Cruise.
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Or the T-O-M Cruise for short.
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Whoa! Check this place out.
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It's got a stage show
with a real life vampire.
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And a legendary petting zoo.
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And an awesome race track.
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Well, if you think that's cool,
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check out
the Impossible Buffet.
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Oh, yeah!
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I'mma get me a cheeseburger-
lobster-rib steak-apple pie.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You can't just go waltzing in
to the Impossible Buffet.
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Why not?
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Because it's guarded
by the world's most advanced
security system.
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And one false move could
get you blown to smithereens.
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Thank you for visiting
the Impossible Buffet.
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Whoa, isn't that
a little extreme for a buffet?
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Everything the T-O-M Cruise
does is a little extreme.
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So how does one gain access
to the Impossible Buffet?
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Through that
small vent in the ceiling.
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Ooh! Getting in there sounds
like an impossible mission.
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Robin, I can lower you down
using this.
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Sounds good, but be careful.
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Yeah, yeah just get in the hole.
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Easy, a little to the left.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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A little to the right.
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Perfect.
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Come on, man.
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Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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Yeah, no way he can
carry that much food
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with his tiny,
little baby hands.
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I do not have baby hands.
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Step aside, my dude,
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and let me
show you how it's done.
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Careful!
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Hush your mouth, fool,
and grab me some muffins.
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Oh, give me a break, bro,
you had that.
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Let's go again.
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No way, you just went.
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- Oh! Oh! I wish to have the turn.
- Me too!
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Cut it out up there.
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Ow! I got some food.
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Now pull me up.
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What you get?
What you get?
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A lousy French fry?
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Don't nobody want your
sad looking fry.
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Where are we gonna eat now?
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Well, the theater
probably has snacks.
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- Raven, you're a genius, girl.
- Great.
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Now keep it down.
I really wanna see this play.
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What's the name of it?
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Ooh! Interview With
a Bloodsucker.
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Ooh! Sounds so terrifying.
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Yeah, that sounds
super scary, yo.
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Welcome, Mr. Vampire.
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What job are you
interviewing for today?
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I wanna be a dance instructor.
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Tell me,
why should I hire you?
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I have just
always wanted to teach dance.
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You know, I gotta dance.
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Everybody just
keeps biting people.
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I was just, like,
"It's about the dance, man."
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Aw, mans, this ain't scary.
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It's just a straight-up
job interview.
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I cannot watch this.
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- Let's bounce, yo.
- I'm gonna hang back.
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I'm a real sucker
when it comes to vampires.
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Ha-ha.
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Well, that was a bust.
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No doubt. What now?
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What do you
wanna do next, yo?
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Perhaps we could visit the
legendary petting zoo.
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Sure, but you go ahead.
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- I need a minute alone with Cyborg and Beast Boy.
- Okay.
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Listen, guys,
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I think this cruise
is the perfect
and most romantic place
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to tell Starfire
how much I care for her.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want to turn this ship into
your own personal love boat.
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So exciting and new.
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Exactly, but it's
never going to happen
with you two hanging around.
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No problemo, yo.
We'll gets lost.
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But first you gots
to show us the money.
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Excuse me?
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You heard the man. If you want
us gone, you gotta pay up.
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Seriously?
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Say it with me one time,
"Show us the money."
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Show us the money.
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Now it say
all proper like Alfred.
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Show us the money.
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Now dark and gritty
like Batman.
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Show us the money.
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Now say it like Starfire.
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Glorious! The show,
the us, the money.
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You are over
the edge, baby.
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And I love that about you.
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Now take this
and get out of here.
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A pleasure
doing business with you, bro.
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Hey!
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Oh! There are so many
of the wonderful animals here.
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Listen, Star,
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I'm really
nervous to tell you this,
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so I'm just gonna say it.
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You complete--
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Well, hello there,
Mr. Unicorn.
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Aren't you the adorable?
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I shall name you
the Sugarcone.
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Get lost, Sugarcone.
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I'm trying to say
something important.
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You complete--
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Yo, we definitely
gots to try this.
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Okay, but I warn you
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when it comes to driving,
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I'm an underdog
looking for something to prove.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, when it comes to flying,
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I'm an underdog
looking for something to prove.
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Then let's race to see
who's the most underdoggiest
underdog there is.
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I'm in.
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I got the need for speed.
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Yo, hey!
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So you wanna play rough?
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Where did he go?
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I'm right here, bro.
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Smile for the camera.
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See you at the finish line.
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We'll just see about that.
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He's got me on missile lock.
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Good thing I brought
a little collateral.
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Goose!
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That tears it.
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Man, that's a life saver.
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Oh, yeah? Well, ain't nothing
gonna save you from this.
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Oh, mans.
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Now, we'll never know
the answer to who
the true underdog is.
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- You wants the answer?
- I want the truth.
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- You wants the answer?
- I want the truth.
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We's both true underdogs.
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What?
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We're never gonna win!
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This T-O-M Cruise is the best.
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I'm so glad we got
a chance to take this vacation.
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It is pretty great.
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Yes, it is.
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- Except for the aliens.
- What aliens?
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Ahhh! Why they's
attacking us?
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Because, the T-O-M Cruise
always gets attacked by aliens.
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And you knew this?
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Of course.
It's why I booked this cruise.
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So we can put a stop to it.
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But we don't have enough power
to stop those things.
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Yes, we do.
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We can use the power
of the T-O-M Cruise!
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Aw, yeah!
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Spin and hold and flip,
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spin and launch.
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♪ Dance instructor ♪
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I's going to send
you aliens into Oblivion.
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Beast Boy, get me close enough
to plant this bomb.
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Roger that.
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Oh, sorry, bro.
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My bad.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Don't worry, bro,
I got this.
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Nice work, Titans.
We did it.
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Them aliens
weren't so tough,
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I could beat them
with my Eyes Wide Shut.
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We kicked their alien booties
Far and Away.
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And straight into
the Edge of Tomorrow.
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Did you hear that
Tropic Thunder?
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Just a second ago it was
a Vanilla Sky.
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Now the difference is
Knight and Day.
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We better get below deck
before it storms.
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No need to be so
The Firm, Robin.
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Yeah, it's just
a little Rain Man.
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That's not rain coming from
those Magnolia shaped clouds.
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It's frogs.
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This T-O-M Cruise is nuts, man.
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