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♪ Go!

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Stop right there!

No one robs a museum in our city.

Now put that back.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

It's essential to my evil plan.

What plan?

Well, I don't want to spoil it,

so I'll just say it's super evil

and super deadly.

Oh, come on, bruh.

You gots to tell us your plan now.

Yeah. You can't drop a bomb on us like that,

and not tell us what it is.

Plus, knowing what you're up to

makes our job so much easier.

Forget it. I'm not telling you.

Then can you at least give us the hint?

No.

But you bad guys typically love sharing your evil plans.

But I'm not your typical bad guy.

I'm your worst nightmare brought to life.

The living definition of evil.

I am the PP Goblin!

Why do people always laugh when I tell them my name?

Because it's ridiculous, man.

Hey, PP Goblin, what's your superpower,

going pee pee in the potty?

No, no, no, no, no! I am not that Pee Pee Goblin.

I'm the PP Goblin,

as in the goblin of Pet Peeves.

What are those things?

Oh, it is adorable!

Ah!

Hey.

What are these things?

They are pet peeves come to life!

These pet peeves are the worst.

Duh!

So long, Titans!

I hope you enjoy your new pets.

The PP Goblin is getting away!

Yeah, we'll deal with him later.

Right now, we need to come up with a plan

for getting rid of these pet peeves.

No! Down! Stop! Bad... Bad peeve!

Oh, man, these pet peeves are so annoying.

Down! Down!

Don't make me-- Gah!

What are we going to do? Stop it.

Give me that! Let go!

How come the friend Beast Boy does not have the pet peeve?

'Cause I knows how to master my pet peeves, mama.

Ain't nothing bothers me.

Well, maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away.

Hey, come on, not on the rug. Ah!

Nah, you can't just ignore 'em.

And you fools better watch out

because these pet peeves is about to get way worse, yo.

Did you just do the absorbing of my pet peeve?

Robin, must you do the exercises now?

I can't control it.

Your pet peeve is making me do it.

I find it the very annoying.

You think I'm enjoying this?

The yes.

Okay, maybe a little.

My buns are getting quite a workout.

One and two, and one and two,

and double time it now.

One and two, and one and two...

I think I am going to be the sick.

Just ignore it, Star.

♪ Raven is right Don't worry your head

♪ Now I'm gonna make a snack Yeah, start with the bread

♪ Add that turkey Ham and cheese

Enough with the singing, Cyborg. I'm not in the mood.

♪ I can't help myself I'm being controlled

♪ By your pet peeve Your pet peeve ♪

Oh!

I all of the sudden

have the urge to trim the nails.

♪ Do you mind, Starfire? I'm trying to eat

♪ Girl, you need to be A little bit more discreet ♪

My apologies, Cyborg.

But your pet peeve is forcing me

to perform the public grooming.

Guys, relax.

None of these pet peeves are a big deal.

You're almost done with that, Raven?

Why, is it bothering you?

Yes. But it's fine.

I'm not going to let a stupid little peeve get to me.

I am a master of self-control.

Good, 'cause I like to make sure I get every...

last...

drop.

Yeah.

Ah!

See, it's not a problem.

Enough with the drink, Raven!

Don't scream at me.

It's bad enough I have to listen

to Cyborg's terrible singing.

♪ Oh, no, she didn't Insult my singing ♪

See what I mean?

Well, I would gladly take that

over watching Robin flex the flabby butt cheeks.

Hey, my butt cheeks aren't flabby.

♪ You're upset She's upset We're all upset ♪

Yo, yo, yo!

Y'alls need to relax.

You gots to learn to master your pet peeves.

And how do you expect us to do that?

First, you needs to clear your minds.

Clear our minds?

It's simple, yo. Just click the off switch.

Nice. Nows all you gotta do is train 'em with this.

A pet clicker?

Well, they're pets, ain't they?

Sorry, Beast Boy, but I seriously doubt

a pet clicker is going to change our pet peeves' behavior.

Sure it can.

It can change anyone's behavior.

Now, sit.

What?

Sit.

Um, no. I'm not your pet.

Sit.

Forget it, Beast Boy, I'm not sitting.

Sit.

Knock it off.

- Sit. - No way.

- Sit. - No.

- Sit. Sit. - No. No.

- Sit. - No.

- Sit. - Okay, okay, I'm sitting.

- Happy? - Ha-ha, good boy!

See, y'all, it's just that simple.

Now let's show these pet peeves who's master?

♪ Yeah ♪

Fetch, girl.

Roll over, boy.

Ah!

Play dead.

Ah!

Fetch.

Who's a good girl?

Roll over.

Boo-ya! Good boy!

Play dead.

Attaboy, attaboy!

Go get him, girl!

Ah!

Ooh, that's the good girl.

Congrats, y'all!

You mastered your pet peeves.

And I even trained mine

to help us track down the PP Goblin.

He's picked up a scent.

Quickly, Titans, follow his lead.

Well, this is it.

Are you sure the PP Goblin is down there?

Put down the book and put your hands up.

So, you've discovered my underground lair.

Too bad you'll never discover my plan as it's too late.

What is this plan you keep teasing us about?

You'll see.

- When? - Soon.

- How soon? - Soon enough.

Come on, dude. Just tell us what your plan is.

No! It took me years to come up with this plan,

and I'm not about to spoil it now.

That's okay. We have ways of making you talk.

I dare you to try it.

For you see,

this is no ordinary hole in the ground.

This is my Pit of Peeves!

Wow. This guy must have some serious issues

to have this many pet peeves.

Serious issues is right.

But I have mastered all of my pet peeves.

We too have mastered our pet peeves.

We'll see about that.

Pet peeves, attack!

Fetch!

Up!

Down!

Roll over!

Play dead!

The go get him, girl!

You may have defeated my army,

but you'll never stop my evil plan!

My plan is finally complete.

Behold, the Ultimate Cheesy Hash Brown Breakfast Casserole!

Cheesy Hash Brown Breakfast Casserole?

That was your evil plan?

Yes!

This ancient casserole dish

is the only thing that can withstand the heat

needed to achieve perfectly crispy hash browns.

And what's so evil about that?

It's evilly exquisite.

And you said it was deadly.

As in deadly delicious.

This is delicious.