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♪ Go!♪

♪ T-E-E-N♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Friends, I have the most wonderful of news.

I am going to become the rich.

No way, mama!

- What happened? - Did you win the Lotto?

Or a check from a rich uncle or something?

No. A foreign prince e-mailed me an offer

to share his vast fortune

in exchange for the nominal fee.

Oh, you got one of those e-mails?

You should just delete it, Star.

I don't think doing business with a foreign prince

is a good idea.

But it is the too late.

I have already sent him the money.

You what?

How much money is we talking about?

My entire life savings.

You sent your entire life savings to a stranger?

On the Internet?

He is not a stranger.

He is the prince.

And together we shall use our money

to open a store called

Starfire's Scoops.

So... you and this prince are going to sell ice cream?

No, that would be the boring.

Our store will sell only of the ice cream scoops

and there my gallant prince and I

shall live the happily ever the after.

Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Star,

but I don't think you're dealing with a Prince Charming.

You's dealing with a scam artist, girl.

I do not understand.

What is the scam artist?

A scam artist is a person who intentionally deceives you

into giving them an unfair gain.

You see, the true purpose of that e-mail

was to trick you into giving your money

to someone who has no intention of ever paying you back.

So I shall not be opening the store?

I'm afraid not.

You just lost all your money, girl.

I cannot believe I was so easily deceived.

Oh, when I find out who did this,

I shall make them regret they were ever the born!

Then pull up that e-mail

and maybe we can help you figure it out.

This e-mail says

it's from a Prince J. Reko at AC.

J. Reko?

Hmm. That's it!

What's it, bro?

This e-mail was sent by a prince, all right.

The clown prince of crime.

The Joker!

Yes, and AC must stand for Axis Chemicals.

So it was that dirty clown who stole Starfire's money.

We must get it back from him.

How's we gonna do that?

The Joker be the greatest scam artist of all times.

Which is why we're going to become

even greater scam artists,

so we can beat him at his own game.

But, friends, I do not know the first thing

about becoming the artist of the scams.

That's okay. We'll teach you.

Yeah, we knows how to act all shady and whatnots.

Now, let's hit up Axis Chemicals

and pay the Joker a little visit.

To the T-car!

No, no.

Scam artists use only one mode of transportation:

a cheap convertible.

Whoa. Check this place out.

It's built like a fortress,

and it appears the gate requires the password.

Not a problem.

We can get that password by using a phishing scam.

Joy! How I love the fishing.

No, mama.

This scam ain't got nothing to do with no fishes.

It's a trick scam artists use

to obtain sensitive information,

by disguising themselves as a trustworthy entity.

Which is why's we's gonna get that password

by impersonating the Joker.

And wait till they get a load of me.

Nice Nicholson, yo.

Security. What do you want?

My face on the $1 bill.

Yo, yo, let me try my Heath Ledger.

Who is this?

Who am I?

I'm an agent of chaos.

Whoa. It's you, Joker.

I'm so sorry I questioned you.

Relax.

Why so serious?

Well, I just don't want you to fire me.

Oh, my, I'm not gonna fire ya.

I'm just gonna hurt ya.

Really, really bad.

Wait a second.

This isn't the Joker.

What do you think you're doing, bro?

Duh, Jared Leto.

Jared Leto?

You can't just put on some tattoos and some fake teeth

and make me think that you some kind of crazy person.

The no one is buying it.

Your impression is horrible, Robin.

I'm sending down some men.

Great. Now I's got to convince these fools

I's the Joker by doing my best Mark Hamill.

Listen, you numbskull. This is the Joker.

And if you don't give me the password

to this gate right now,

I'm going to hunt you down and feed you to my hyenas!

Understood, sir.

The password is jinglebellsbatmansmells1939.

It worked!

See, mama, easy peasy.

Ah! Oh, mans, more security!

I know how we can get past those guards.

We can use the old pig in a poke scam.

The scam involves the poking?

No, Star. It involves cats.

The kitties!

I knew you'd be excited.

Now watch and learn.

Salutation, gentlemen.

Would either of you care for a Coney,

a Red Hot, a Bow Wow, if you will?

I'm offering you a link, a wienerwurst, a frank-n-furter.

Look, you want a hot dog or not?

Splendid.

Then I shall bag some up for you

faster than you can say, "Herbert Hoover was a charlatan."

Here you are, my good men.

Nice work, friend Raven.

Now, let's get a move on.

It should be clear sailing from here.

You were saying, dude?

How are we going to get past all of these henchmen?

By using the biggest scam of all,

a financial planning seminar.

Hey there, folks.

Are you tired of working the same old job?

Do you wish you could be your own boss?

Well, guess what? You can.

Hi. My name is Robin

and I went from working in the circus to being

the rich, super hunk you see before you.

How did I do it, you ask?

Well, it didn't happen overnight.

It took me years to develop my specialized program

that can help you achieve your dreams

of financial success.

Don't believe me?

Here's what some of my celebrity clients had to say.

When it comes to financial advice,

Robin is a Superman.

His program works.

I'm Batman.

Robin is truly a financial wonder.

Plus, he's so dreamy and super cool.

So what are you waiting for?

Take control of your future

and sign up for my program today.

But I'll warn you. Space is limited.

Limited? Get out of my way.

Hello, Joker.

Robin, so good to see you, my boy.

It is?

Of course!

If you're here,

my old pal Batman must be close by.

Where is that crazy old bat brain?

This has nothing to do with Batman.

I'm here on official Teen Titans business.

You must be joking.

Do you have any idea how busy I am?

Listen, we know you scammed Starfire

by promising her that you'd open a store together.

Guilty as charged.

So, give me back my money

and we shall get out of your hair.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

I already spent that money on this facility.

Why would you buy this dump?

Well, I hate to ruin a good punch line,

but I'm using this place to fill a giant whoopee cushion

full of my patented Joker toxin,

and when it goes off, it will be quite the gas.

We need to scam the Joker

out of succeeding with his plan.

Titans, go!

I see terrible things in your future

if you don't stop your evil ways.

Nice try.

Hey, brah, I think you dropped your wallet.

No, it's right here.

Uncle, it's me. Your long lost nephew.

Please don't destroy the world.

Okay. I won't. Now put her there.

No one can out-scam the Joker.

Then we've got no choice.

Titans, retreat!

The ow. Oh, the ow!

My body is riddled with the aches and the pains.

Nice going, Joker. This is all your fault.

My fault? It was clearly an accident.

Yes, an accident caused

by the terrible upkeep of this facility.

Just look at this place, man.

Dim lights, wet floors, rusted guard rails.

This plant is a liability.

Sorry, I just bought it.

I haven't had time to bring it up to code.

Well, it is too late for the apologies.

You shall be hearing from my lawyer.

Your lawyer?

I can't deal with a lawsuit right now.

And it's going to mess up all of my evil schemes.

Please reconsider.

I'll do anything to make this up to you.

- The anything? - Yes, I swear.

Very well, I would like all of my money back.

Here, take it.

And for my pain and the suffering,

I would like the deed to this facility.

Forget it, I'm not going to just hand this place over.

Very well.

Robin, what is the number for our lawyer?

Wait, wait.

You drive such a hard bargain.

Here.

Now, we're all good, right?

Not the quite.

Tell your henchmen that they now work for the me.

My men? What's next?

The clothes off my back?

Yes, I shall be taking those as well.

There. Happy?

Indeed!

Hold the bat phone.

So you were just faking your injuries the whole time?

That is correct.

I can't believe I got scammed.

Hey, kids.

We're the Teen Titans with an important message.

We've all had a lot of fun today

pulling off scams.

But in reality, scams cost consumers

and businesses like this

billions of dollars each year.

Therefore, if you encounter a scam,

please tell a parent or guardian.

You don't wants to get fooled, yo.

Stay vigilant, kids.

Now get to work,

oh, gallant prince of mine.