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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Yo, yo, yo! Guess who just
took a trip to the mug store!
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Yeah! All right!
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We got mugs up in here
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for everyone!
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Ha!
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Ooh! The teeny, tiniest
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little mug kitten
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is so the cute!
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BFF mugs!
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- Huh...
- What's wrong, bro?
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I thought plain,
boring, white mugs
were your favorite.
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Well, they are
quite practical
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and a respectable choice,
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but I've always wanted
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one of those fancy
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"Number One Dad" mugs.
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That's cool.
We'll just head back
to the mug store
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and buy you one.
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What? No! You can't just buy
a "Number One Dad" mug.
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You have to earn it
by becoming a super dad!
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But that'll never happen
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because I don't have a family.
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Stop! Fine!
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I'll use my magic
to turn us into a family
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so you can get
your stupid mug.
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Yeah! Like one of those
classic sitcoms
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with the laugh tracks...
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Catchy theme song...
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And the nosy, yet
insightful neighbor.
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Wow.
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You guys would be
willing to do that?
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Sure. It's not like
we've got anything
better to do.
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
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I hate technology.
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I can never find
any of my emails
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on this stupid thing.
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They right there
on the screen, Grandma.
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Oh, right, right,
right, right, right.
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What's the screen?
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Good morning, family.
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Did anyone save me
a pancake?
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- You can have this one.
- Mmm!
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It fell in the garbage.
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So, Star,
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how's the tenth grade?
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I am in
the eleventh grade, Father.
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- Since when?
- Since the beginning of the school year.
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Son, how's class going
for you?
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My teacher wants me
to give a report
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on what my father does
for a living.
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That should be easy,
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'cause your father don't do nothing.
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I wouldn't say "nothing."
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I've got a few irons
in the fire.
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Good one.
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If your father spent
half as much time
getting a job
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as he does on the toilet,
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we could finally afford
to move out of this dump.
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You know, Raven,
it's too bad you didn't marry
your old flame, Aqualad.
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You could have been
undersea royalty
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instead of being stuck
with this deadbeat.
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I'm not a deadbeat!
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Oh, really? Then why
haven't you done the dishes?
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I don't need to do the dishes.
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There's still a tiny bit
of counter space.
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What about helping the kids
with their homework?
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They don't need my help.
They're getting straight D's.
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Well, you could at least
take out the trash.
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I tried to, honey,
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but your mother
refuses to leave.
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Ow!
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Come on, Robin.
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You have to start
pulling your weight
around here.
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Okay, okay!
Will you get off my back?
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And where do you think
you're going?
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Outside, to talk to Thompson.
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I don't trust that man
one bit.
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The way he hides his face
all the time,
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I bet he's a monster.
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You think everyone's a monster.
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Of course I do, I'm old!
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Pfft! Hey, Thompson.
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Howdy,
hi, there, good neighbor.
What's wrong?
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Ugh, it's my family.
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They're jumping all over me
because they think
I'm a deadbeat.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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At this rate,
I'm never gonna get
that "Number One Dad" mug.
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Then you might
wanna take a page from
the ancient Mesopotamians.
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In their culture,
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the father figures
were highly respected
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because they took the time
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to attend
to their family's needs.
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So, what you're saying is
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if I wanna become
a Number One Super Dad,
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then I need to spend
more time with my family
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like the messy-potato-mans?
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You got it.
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Then that's just what I'll do.
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Thanks for the advice, Thompson.
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The pleasure's all mine.
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I enjoy having good neighbors.
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Okay, son.
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I know I've been
neglecting you lately,
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so today,
I'm going to teach you
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to ride this bicycle.
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Oh, snaps! I can't waits
to ride it!
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Wait! I wouldn't be
a super dad
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if I didn't make you
wear a... helmet.
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And don't forget
these elbow pads.
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Now can I goes?
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Nope, you still need
wrist guards
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and some reflective gear.
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Okay, okay, okay,
is we done now?
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Almost.
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You still need gloves,
safety goggles,
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boots, a flashlight,
batteries, a map,
a first-aid kit,
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emergency water,
a month's supply
of non-perishable food,
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moist towelettes,
duct tape, a toolkit,
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a defibrillator,
a life preserver,
and this inflatable raft
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in case you get lost at sea.
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Uh, is all this
necessary, Pops?
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Yes, it's necessary.
Safety first!
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Now, good luck!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ooh, see? This is why
we wear safety gear.
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Okay, sweetie.
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While your mom and brother
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are bonding
in the emergency room,
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you and I are gonna do
some bonding of our own
by fixing this sink.
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Joy! I love doing
the home repair.
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Great, because you've got
the most important job of all.
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I'm going to fix this sink,
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and you're going to
watch me do it.
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Now, toss me my tools.
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I meant
hand them to me.
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Let's see... that goes here...
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this goes there, and...
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Ta-da! Good as new.
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Don't worry. I'm on top of it.
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I think that's enough bonding
for today.
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Dinner!
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Wh-wh-wh-what?
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Pops made us din-din.
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Wow! What a pleasant surprise.
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So, what are we
the having?
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Vegetarian lasagna
made from scratch.
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Ugh!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
This is so good!
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I feel like taking back
every nasty thing I've ever--
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What's happening, yo?
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My mom must be having
a bad reaction to the food.
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What recipe did you use?
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The one inside this cookbook.
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That's not a cookbook!
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That's my spellbook!
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Ah! Have mercy!
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The lasagna's possessed!
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Run! Run!
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Hey there, Thompson.
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Hey, good neighbor.
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So, tell me,
how'd it go?
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Oh, terrible!
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I tried spending more time
with my family,
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but it only made things worse.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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You know, the great philosopher
Francis Bacon once said,
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"There's no comparison
between that which is lost
by not succeeding
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than that which is lost
by not trying."
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That's one smart piece of bacon.
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Did you hear that?
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I didn't hear anything.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back
to my barbecue.
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There it is again.
What's going on back there,
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Thompson?
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It's true. You are a monster!
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I told you, dummy!
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You moved next door
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just so you could eat
my family?
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That's right.
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I enjoy having good neighbors.
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Well, the only thing
you'll be enjoying now
is my fist!
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Please. You can't stop me.
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You can't even be
a decent father.
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You're right.
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I'm not cut out
to be a super dad.
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No matter how hard I try,
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I always manage
to screw things up.
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But that is where
you are the wrong.
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You ain't gots to be perfect
to be a super daddy.
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All you have to do is try.
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And that's what makes you...
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A super dad!
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Ooh!
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No!
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You saved us, Father!
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And you finally earned
that sweet, sweet mug
you've always wanted.
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I love you guys.
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And I promise
that nothing is going to
break this family apart.
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Aqualad?
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What's he doing here?
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I'm sorry, Robin,
but we're leaving you
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to start a brand-new life
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under the sea.
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You can't leave me.
I'll be all alone!
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No, you won't.
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You can still live
with my mother.
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Hmph!
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