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♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Yo, yo, yo! Guess who just took a trip to the mug store!

Yeah! All right!

We got mugs up in here

for everyone!

Ha!

Ooh! The teeny, tiniest

little mug kitten

is so the cute!

BFF mugs!

- Huh... - What's wrong, bro?

I thought plain, boring, white mugs were your favorite.

Well, they are quite practical

and a respectable choice,

but I've always wanted

one of those fancy

"Number One Dad" mugs.

That's cool. We'll just head back to the mug store

and buy you one.

What? No! You can't just buy a "Number One Dad" mug.

You have to earn it by becoming a super dad!

But that'll never happen

because I don't have a family.

Stop! Fine!

I'll use my magic to turn us into a family

so you can get your stupid mug.

Yeah! Like one of those classic sitcoms

with the laugh tracks...

Catchy theme song...

And the nosy, yet insightful neighbor.

Wow.

You guys would be willing to do that?

Sure. It's not like we've got anything better to do.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

I hate technology.

I can never find any of my emails

on this stupid thing.

They right there on the screen, Grandma.

Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

What's the screen?

Good morning, family.

Did anyone save me a pancake?

- You can have this one. - Mmm!

It fell in the garbage.

So, Star,

how's the tenth grade?

I am in the eleventh grade, Father.

- Since when? - Since the beginning of the school year.

Son, how's class going for you?

My teacher wants me to give a report

on what my father does for a living.

That should be easy,

'cause your father don't do nothing.

I wouldn't say "nothing."

I've got a few irons in the fire.

Good one.

If your father spent half as much time getting a job

as he does on the toilet,

we could finally afford to move out of this dump.

You know, Raven, it's too bad you didn't marry your old flame, Aqualad.

You could have been undersea royalty

instead of being stuck with this deadbeat.

I'm not a deadbeat!

Oh, really? Then why haven't you done the dishes?

I don't need to do the dishes.

There's still a tiny bit of counter space.

What about helping the kids with their homework?

They don't need my help. They're getting straight D's.

Well, you could at least take out the trash.

I tried to, honey,

but your mother refuses to leave.

Ow!

Come on, Robin.

You have to start pulling your weight around here.

Okay, okay! Will you get off my back?

And where do you think you're going?

Outside, to talk to Thompson.

I don't trust that man one bit.

The way he hides his face all the time,

I bet he's a monster.

You think everyone's a monster.

Of course I do, I'm old!

Pfft! Hey, Thompson.

Howdy, hi, there, good neighbor. What's wrong?

Ugh, it's my family.

They're jumping all over me because they think I'm a deadbeat.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

At this rate, I'm never gonna get that "Number One Dad" mug.

Then you might wanna take a page from the ancient Mesopotamians.

In their culture,

the father figures were highly respected

because they took the time

to attend to their family's needs.

So, what you're saying is

if I wanna become a Number One Super Dad,

then I need to spend more time with my family

like the messy-potato-mans?

You got it.

Then that's just what I'll do.

Thanks for the advice, Thompson.

The pleasure's all mine.

I enjoy having good neighbors.

Okay, son.

I know I've been neglecting you lately,

so today, I'm going to teach you

to ride this bicycle.

Oh, snaps! I can't waits to ride it!

Wait! I wouldn't be a super dad

if I didn't make you wear a... helmet.

And don't forget these elbow pads.

Now can I goes?

Nope, you still need wrist guards

and some reflective gear.

Okay, okay, okay, is we done now?

Almost.

You still need gloves, safety goggles,

boots, a flashlight, batteries, a map, a first-aid kit,

emergency water, a month's supply of non-perishable food,

moist towelettes, duct tape, a toolkit,

a defibrillator, a life preserver, and this inflatable raft

in case you get lost at sea.

Uh, is all this necessary, Pops?

Yes, it's necessary. Safety first!

Now, good luck!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ooh, see? This is why we wear safety gear.

Okay, sweetie.

While your mom and brother

are bonding in the emergency room,

you and I are gonna do some bonding of our own by fixing this sink.

Joy! I love doing the home repair.

Great, because you've got the most important job of all.

I'm going to fix this sink,

and you're going to watch me do it.

Now, toss me my tools.

I meant hand them to me.

Let's see... that goes here...

this goes there, and...

Ta-da! Good as new.

Don't worry. I'm on top of it.

I think that's enough bonding for today.

Dinner!

Wh-wh-wh-what?

Pops made us din-din.

Wow! What a pleasant surprise.

So, what are we the having?

Vegetarian lasagna made from scratch.

Ugh!

Mmm, mmm, mmm! This is so good!

I feel like taking back every nasty thing I've ever--

What's happening, yo?

My mom must be having a bad reaction to the food.

What recipe did you use?

The one inside this cookbook.

That's not a cookbook!

That's my spellbook!

Ah! Have mercy!

The lasagna's possessed!

Run! Run!

Hey there, Thompson.

Hey, good neighbor.

So, tell me, how'd it go?

Oh, terrible!

I tried spending more time with my family,

but it only made things worse.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

You know, the great philosopher Francis Bacon once said,

"There's no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding

than that which is lost by not trying."

That's one smart piece of bacon.

Did you hear that?

I didn't hear anything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my barbecue.

There it is again. What's going on back there,

Thompson?

It's true. You are a monster!

I told you, dummy!

You moved next door

just so you could eat my family?

That's right.

I enjoy having good neighbors.

Well, the only thing you'll be enjoying now is my fist!

Please. You can't stop me.

You can't even be a decent father.

You're right.

I'm not cut out to be a super dad.

No matter how hard I try,

I always manage to screw things up.

But that is where you are the wrong.

You ain't gots to be perfect to be a super daddy.

All you have to do is try.

And that's what makes you...

A super dad!

Ooh!

No!

You saved us, Father!

And you finally earned that sweet, sweet mug you've always wanted.

I love you guys.

And I promise that nothing is going to break this family apart.

Aqualad?

What's he doing here?

I'm sorry, Robin, but we're leaving you

to start a brand-new life

under the sea.

You can't leave me. I'll be all alone!

No, you won't.

You can still live with my mother.

Hmph!