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[birds crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[upbeat music playing]

What's up, fellas? I'm your host.

Birdarang. Word.

Last time on the show,

the Teen Titans competed for the second year in a row.

And lost for the second year in a row.

Dang!

This time will the Teen Titans

be able to win the competition

or will they continue

to be the laughing stock of the DC universe?

[explosion]

We'll find out soon.

Because it all starts right now.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[whooshing]

[glass breaking]

[music increases in tempo]

[music stops]

Once again, teams from across the DC universe

have shown up to prove they have what it takes

to become the Next Top Talent Idol Star.

But, the question everybody wants answered is,

"How are the Titans gonna blow it this year?"

There's no way we will lose this competition three years in a row.

We'd be the laughing stock of the DC universe.

Even more than we already are.

That's why we are pulling out all the stops.

Indeed. All of them!

[horns honking]

[cars crashing]

We've got all-new performances.

Yeah, them Justice League judges is gonna sees us

and be like, "Oh, what!"

-That's right. You better believe it, baby! -[all clamoring]

The Titans sound pretty confident, yo.

But they might be in for a rude awakening

when they discover who else is joining the competition.

[dramatic music playing]

[valiant instrumental music playing]

[all] The Justice League!

You expect us to compete against them?

The show is getting stale, homeslice.

[exclaiming scornfully]

It turns out you can't do the same thing every year

and expect people to care. [exclaims sadly]

If the Justice League are competing,

who are the judges?

Their pets, of course.

Jumpa, Storm,

Krypto and Bat-Cow.

[mooing]

[Birdarang] Give it up, for your judges, y'all.

We can't compete against the Justice League.

They are called the world's greatest heroes

for the good reason.

Clearly, we're trash compared to those guys.

And you know, them pet judges is gonna be biased.

[intense music playing]

That's right, yo.

None of you can compete with the Justice League.

You fools better bounce.

Unless you want to be humiliated on national television.

Why ain't you leaving?

Did you not hear me say we are trash?

Because I've got an ace up my sleeve.

A perfect song

that's gonna win this competition.

This ain't even got lyrics, fool.

That's because it's... jazz.

[jazz music playing]

Jazz?

The ace up your sleeve is jazz?

Jazz is for dads.

It is the musical nonsense, Robin.

[mimicking jazz music]

Jazz has been scientifically proven

to relax the body and dazzle the mind.

I plan to use that science

to get the most amazing performance

the DC universe has ever seen.

But I can't do it alone.

I need a drummer.

Who's with me?

-The no one. -Why not?

You're terrible to work with.

Good luck finding someone easily manipulated

and eager to please.

You know, Beast Boy,

you'd be perfect for this,

if you had any talent.

What? I got talents.

Oh, so, it's your dream

to be the best jazz drummer ever?

-It is now. -I don't believe you.

You just gotta give me a chance, yo. I'll prove it.

Are you going to work harder

than you've ever worked for anything?

-Yes. -Say it again!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[suspenseful music playing]

Don't let me down.

Ha-ha!

What did I just agree to?

I never knew it was my dream to be a jazz drummer

until Robin started screaming in my face.

The important thing about manipulating the weak-minded

is making them feel like everything is their idea.

[dramatic music playing]

Time to get this competition started, y'all.

Our first contestant isn't a bird or a plane.

He's Superman, yo!

[dramatic music playing]

[panting]

[explosion]

[whooshes]

[cars crash]

[thuds]

Oh, mans.

He's doing the "flying through the space" thing.

Does he even breathe?

[thuds]

[whooshes]

[thuds]

[dinging]

Wow. A super performance

from the Man of Steel.

How are we supposed to compete with that?

We cannot.

We will be in the stocks of laughing.

More than we already are.

It's okay, Titans.

Remember, we've got the power of jazz on our side.

Give me a beat.

[drums beating]

Stop. You're a little off. Try it again.

[drums beating]

Stop. Not quite the right tempo.

Try it again.

[drums beating]

Stop. It's a little fast.

[drums beating]

Stop. It's a little slow.

Stop! It's fast again!

Stop! It's slow again!

Stop! It's fast!

Stop! It's slow!

[yelling] Slow! Fast!

Slow!

[grunts]

-Ahhh! -[crashes]

Do you know why I just threw a table at your head?

'Cause you is a crazy control freak?

That's exactly right.

I didn't understands about what makes music good.

But nows I knows.

It's a crazy man who throws things at you.

-Ahhh! -[crashes]

And that's why we didn't want to work with Robin.

The dude is too intense.

Also, he has the fishy breath.

[rock music playing]

Even though nothing will be as good as Superman's routine,

here's a performance by Starfire, y'all.

Hope it's not humiliating.

[stage lights thud]

Greetings upon you.

I will now perform the dance of many kitties.

[upbeat music playing]

-[gasps] -[growling]

-[buzzer sounds] -[barking]

[snarling]

-[screeching] -[growling]

The kitties! No!

No! No!

No!

-[kitten snarling] -[barks]

[buzzers sound]

Oh, snap.

Looks like Starfire's performance

was a cats-tastrophe.

Word.

That Superman dog should be on the leash!

He is the terrible pet owner.

Oh, yes, he is.

Yes, he is. Meow, meow, meow.

[rock music playing]

Up next is a wonderful woman.

Wonder Woman.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, man, she brought out the lasso.

The roping routines are the highest form

of the entertainment.

I just... Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

[swishing]

[crowd gasping]

[shrill beep]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[dinging]

An amazing performance from the amazing Amazon.

I wonder how the Teen Titans are planning to top that.

Yeah. We're doomed.

I said this already, but I'll say it again.

There is no way we can win this competition.

Are we truly to become the jokes of the DC universe?

More than we's already is?

We can still win, Titans.

If Beast Boy takes this jazz number seriously.

-[grunts] -[crashes]

Ahhh! I am, bro.

Whats more can I dos?

[crashing]

I want you to break up with your girlfriend.

I ain't gots one, yo.

-[grunts] -[crashes]

You need to have a girlfriend

so you can choose drumming over her.

-[grunting] -Ahhh!

I'll gets a girlfriend. I promise!

You'd better.

Otherwise, I'm replacing you.

[mimicking slitting throat]

-Not with me. -Or the me.

Yeah, you're pretty much stuck with Beast Boy.

-[crashing] -Ahhh! Ahhh!

-[crashes] -Ahhh!

Becoming a famous drummer still be my dream, yo.

[sighs wearily]

I just hopes I can get a girlfriend

so I can breaks up with her.

[rock music playing]

Next up we got a fresh comedy routine

from Cyborg, y'all.

[clapping intermittently]

[feedback over microphone]

Hello.

I shall be performing a scene

from the classic '80s sitcom,

Perfect Strangers.

I will be playing the parts of both Balki

and his cousin, Lawrence.

[crackers whistling]

[dramatic music playing]

Cousin Larry Appleton,

you are home from your date with Jennifer?

Balki.

Did you use all our rent money to buy a goat?

Of course not.

Don't be ridiculous.

I used it to buy a sheep.

[bleating]

Oh, dear.

[laughing]

Oh, classic Balki shenanigans.

Hilarious!

What? That's good comedy.

[buzzers sound]

You're all philistines.

Shame on you!

Another wack score for the Titans.

If they don't turn things around,

they're gonna be out of this competition.

Ugh.

So, one more bad performance and we lose?

Fortunately, I've just come up with a plan

to make sure that doesn't happen.

Really? What is it, bro?

I'm replacing you with Starfire.

What? How can you do this to me, Star?

I did not agree to this.

Come on, bro. You can't do this to me.

-Give me another shot. -You had your chance.

-You're out and Starfire is in. -[crashes]

Being a brilliant jazz drummer is her dream now.

Oh, mans, I can't believe this.

I'm sorry that you failed, Beast Boy.

I ain'ts gonna give up.

I's gonna be the best jazz drummer man

you ever seen in your whole life!

You'll see, fool!

Imma break up with so many girlfriends!

[door slams]

Oh, dang!

That was intense, homeslice.

Will Beast Boy ever get his chance to become a star?

Will the Justice League be crowned this year's winners?

Find out next time.

on Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star

Justice League Edition.