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[birds crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse
squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[upbeat music playing]
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What's up, fellas?
I'm your host.
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Birdarang. Word.
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Last time on the show,
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the Teen Titans competed
for the second year in a row.
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And lost for
the second year in a row.
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Dang!
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This time will
the Teen Titans
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be able to win
the competition
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or will they continue
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to be the laughing stock
of the DC universe?
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[explosion]
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We'll find out soon.
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Because it all
starts right now.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[whooshing]
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[glass breaking]
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[music increases in tempo]
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[music stops]
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Once again, teams
from across the DC universe
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have shown up to prove
they have what it takes
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to become the Next
Top Talent Idol Star.
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But, the question
everybody wants answered is,
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"How are the Titans
gonna blow it this year?"
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There's no way we will
lose this competition
three years in a row.
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We'd be the laughing stock
of the DC universe.
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Even more than we already are.
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That's why we are
pulling out all the stops.
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Indeed. All of them!
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[horns honking]
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[cars crashing]
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We've got all-new performances.
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Yeah, them Justice League
judges is gonna sees us
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and be like,
"Oh, what!"
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-That's right. You better
believe it, baby!
-[all clamoring]
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The Titans sound
pretty confident, yo.
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But they might be in
for a rude awakening
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when they discover who else
is joining the competition.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[valiant instrumental
music playing]
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[all] The Justice League!
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You expect us
to compete against them?
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The show is getting
stale, homeslice.
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[exclaiming scornfully]
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It turns out you can't
do the same thing every year
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and expect people to care.
[exclaims sadly]
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If the Justice League
are competing,
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who are the judges?
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Their pets, of course.
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Jumpa, Storm,
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Krypto and Bat-Cow.
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[mooing]
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[Birdarang] Give it up,
for your judges, y'all.
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We can't compete
against the Justice League.
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They are called
the world's greatest heroes
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for the good reason.
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Clearly, we're trash
compared to those guys.
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And you know, them pet judges
is gonna be biased.
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[intense music playing]
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That's right, yo.
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None of you can compete
with the Justice League.
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You fools better bounce.
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Unless you want
to be humiliated
on national television.
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Why ain't you leaving?
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Did you not hear me
say we are trash?
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Because I've got
an ace up my sleeve.
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A perfect song
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that's gonna win
this competition.
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This ain't even
got lyrics, fool.
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That's because it's... jazz.
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[jazz music playing]
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Jazz?
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The ace up your sleeve is jazz?
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Jazz is for dads.
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It is the
musical nonsense, Robin.
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[mimicking jazz music]
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Jazz has been
scientifically proven
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to relax the body
and dazzle the mind.
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I plan to use that science
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to get the most
amazing performance
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the DC universe
has ever seen.
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But I can't do it alone.
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I need a drummer.
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Who's with me?
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-The no one.
-Why not?
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You're terrible to work with.
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Good luck finding someone
easily manipulated
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and eager to please.
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You know, Beast Boy,
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you'd be perfect for this,
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if you had any talent.
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What? I got talents.
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Oh, so, it's your dream
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to be the best
jazz drummer ever?
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-It is now.
-I don't believe you.
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You just gotta give me
a chance, yo. I'll prove it.
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Are you going
to work harder
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than you've ever
worked for anything?
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-Yes.
-Say it again!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Don't let me down.
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Ha-ha!
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What did I just agree to?
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I never knew it was my dream
to be a jazz drummer
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until Robin started
screaming in my face.
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The important thing
about manipulating
the weak-minded
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is making them feel
like everything is their idea.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Time to get
this competition
started, y'all.
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Our first contestant
isn't a bird or a plane.
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He's Superman, yo!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[panting]
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[explosion]
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[whooshes]
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[cars crash]
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[thuds]
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Oh, mans.
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He's doing the "flying
through the space" thing.
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Does he even breathe?
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[thuds]
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[whooshes]
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[thuds]
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[dinging]
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Wow. A super performance
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from the Man of Steel.
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How are we supposed
to compete with that?
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We cannot.
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We will be in
the stocks of laughing.
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More than we already are.
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It's okay, Titans.
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Remember, we've got the power
of jazz on our side.
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Give me a beat.
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[drums beating]
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Stop. You're a little off.
Try it again.
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[drums beating]
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Stop. Not quite
the right tempo.
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Try it again.
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[drums beating]
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Stop. It's a little fast.
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[drums beating]
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Stop. It's a little slow.
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Stop! It's fast again!
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Stop! It's slow again!
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Stop! It's fast!
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Stop! It's slow!
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[yelling] Slow! Fast!
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Slow!
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[grunts]
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-Ahhh!
-[crashes]
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Do you know why I just
threw a table at your head?
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'Cause you is
a crazy control freak?
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That's exactly right.
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I didn't understands
about what makes music good.
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But nows I knows.
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It's a crazy man
who throws things at you.
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-Ahhh!
-[crashes]
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And that's why we didn't
want to work with Robin.
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The dude is too intense.
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Also, he has the fishy breath.
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[rock music playing]
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Even though nothing will be
as good as Superman's routine,
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here's a performance
by Starfire, y'all.
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Hope it's not humiliating.
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[stage lights thud]
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Greetings upon you.
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I will now perform
the dance of many kitties.
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[gasps]
-[growling]
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[barking]
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[snarling]
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-[screeching]
-[growling]
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The kitties! No!
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No! No!
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No!
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-[kitten snarling]
-[barks]
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[buzzers sound]
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Oh, snap.
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Looks like
Starfire's performance
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was a cats-tastrophe.
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Word.
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That Superman dog
should be on the leash!
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He is the terrible
pet owner.
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Oh, yes, he is.
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Yes, he is.
Meow, meow, meow.
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[rock music playing]
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Up next is a wonderful woman.
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Wonder Woman.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Oh, man, she
brought out the lasso.
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The roping routines
are the highest form
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of the entertainment.
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I just... Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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[swishing]
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[crowd gasping]
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[shrill beep]
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[crowd cheering
and applauding]
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[dinging]
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An amazing performance
from the amazing Amazon.
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I wonder how the Teen Titans
are planning to top that.
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Yeah. We're doomed.
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I said this already,
but I'll say it again.
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There is no way we can
win this competition.
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Are we truly to become
the jokes of the DC universe?
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More than we's
already is?
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We can still win, Titans.
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If Beast Boy takes
this jazz number seriously.
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-[grunts]
-[crashes]
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Ahhh! I am, bro.
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Whats more can I dos?
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[crashing]
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I want you to break up
with your girlfriend.
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I ain't gots one, yo.
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-[grunts]
-[crashes]
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You need to have a girlfriend
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so you can choose
drumming over her.
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-[grunting]
-Ahhh!
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I'll gets a girlfriend.
I promise!
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You'd better.
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Otherwise, I'm replacing you.
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[mimicking slitting throat]
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-Not with me.
-Or the me.
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Yeah, you're pretty much
stuck with Beast Boy.
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-[crashing]
-Ahhh! Ahhh!
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-[crashes]
-Ahhh!
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Becoming a famous drummer
still be my dream, yo.
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[sighs wearily]
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I just hopes
I can get a girlfriend
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so I can breaks up with her.
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[rock music playing]
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Next up we got
a fresh comedy routine
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from Cyborg, y'all.
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[clapping intermittently]
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[feedback over microphone]
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Hello.
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I shall be
performing a scene
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from the classic
'80s sitcom,
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Perfect Strangers.
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I will be playing the parts
of both Balki
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and his cousin, Lawrence.
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[crackers whistling]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Cousin Larry Appleton,
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you are home
from your date with Jennifer?
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Balki.
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Did you use all
our rent money
to buy a goat?
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Of course not.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I used it to buy a sheep.
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[bleating]
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Oh, dear.
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[laughing]
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Oh, classic Balki shenanigans.
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Hilarious!
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What? That's good comedy.
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[buzzers sound]
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You're all philistines.
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Shame on you!
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00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,549
Another wack score
for the Titans.
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00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,290
If they don't
turn things around,
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they're gonna be
out of this competition.
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Ugh.
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00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,427
So, one more bad performance
and we lose?
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Fortunately, I've
just come up with a plan
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to make sure
that doesn't happen.
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Really? What is it, bro?
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I'm replacing you
with Starfire.
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00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,828
What? How can you
do this to me, Star?
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I did not agree to this.
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00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,527
Come on, bro.
You can't do this to me.
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00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,878
-Give me another shot.
-You had your chance.
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-You're out and Starfire is in.
-[crashes]
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Being a brilliant jazz drummer
is her dream now.
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Oh, mans, I can't believe this.
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I'm sorry that you
failed, Beast Boy.
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I ain'ts gonna give up.
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I's gonna be
the best jazz drummer man
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you ever seen
in your whole life!
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00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,720
You'll see, fool!
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00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,765
Imma break up
with so many girlfriends!
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[door slams]
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Oh, dang!
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That was intense, homeslice.
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Will Beast Boy ever get
his chance to become a star?
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Will the Justice League be
crowned this year's winners?
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Find out next time.
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on Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star
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Justice League Edition.
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