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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[all cheering]

Ooh!

The swirly colors of the Easter egg

are so the wonderful!

[chomps] Mmm.

And so the delicious!

I's all about them vegan chocolate bunnies, yo!

Oh, yeah!

I love these marshmallow chicks.

They are nasty, but I can't stop eating them.

[retching]

[retching]

What is your favorite part of the Easter?

Eh, I don't really have a favorite...

'cause I love it all!

[Starfire and Cyborg cheering]

[chanting] Chocolate bunnies! Chocolate bunnies!

Now, let us engage in the tradition of the egg hunt!

[beeping rapidly]

Sorry, but there will be no egg hunt this year.

Youse can't cancel the egg hunt, fool!

I have no choice.

Years ago, I had a terrible egg hunt,

and it is a memory too painful to relive.

[groans] All you have are painful memories.

Or painful boring memories.

You're in luck, because this memory is only painful.

Once, there was a brave, young boy, beloved by all.

Youse talking 'bout that Jason Todd?

[sighs] No.

Ooh! Was it Tim Drake?

Nobody cares about Tim Drake!

Ooh, I hope it was Carrie Kelley.

She's my favorite Robin.

[yelling] I am your favorite Robin!

I am the very brave boy. It was me!

-Eh, it would've been cooler if it was Jason Todd. -Mmm-hmm.

[clears throat]

The brave, young boy...

Me!

I'm the brave boy.

...looked forward to his first egg hunt with Batman.

My task was to find one single Easter egg.

I looked everywhere in the Batcave...

but I failed to find it,

and the egg has eluded me to this very day.

[crying inaudibly]

I've never had the confidence of a real detective,

all because I couldn't find that Easter egg.

Oh! The story is giving me the sads.

[cries]

[crying] That's such a bummer, bro!

[sobbing] Why... Why...

It's okay.

[all sobbing]

We understand why you wouldn't wanna do

another egg hunt.

But we're gonna do one anyway!

[all cheering]

[gasps] What if...

instead of the Titan Tower egg hunt,

we help Robin finish the egg hunt of his childhood?

Oh! A Batcave egg hunt?

I am in!

[groans] That was years ago!

That egg is rotten and smelly by now.

Couldn't smell any worse than you usually do.

[all groan and retch]

But if I failed again,

what kind of detective would I be?

That won't happen. Not with us.

Do you really think I can find the egg?

Find the egg!

[all chanting] Find the egg!

Who wants to spend Easter in Gotham?

[all cheering]

-[thunder rumbles] -[bats screeching]

[automated voice] Batcave identification authorization.

Batman's favorite Robin.

Welcome, Jason Todd.

-[screams] -[tires squeal]

[objects crashing]

-[tires squeal] -[car crashes]

[metal clatters]

Are you sure the Batman is not the home?

He always spends the day dressed as the Easter Bunny,

handing out chocolate to kids.

-[both cackling] -[children cheering]

Find that egg, Titans! And remember, look, but don't touch!

Yeah, right.

Last one to find that rotten egg is a rotten egg!

[groans]

Hmm. No egg here.

[in Batman's voice] No egg!

Huh... No egg.

I can't find it anywhere!

Wait... [sniffs]

I think I smell it.

Oh, it's you.

[retches]

[groans] Who even knows if the egg is still here?

It's official.

I'm a terrible detective.

On the upside, you's terrible at other things too.

[exclaims] My bad.

[party horn toots]

-Whoa! -[gasps]

There is something attached.

"What has wings in the Gotham sky, but cannot fly?"

A clue!

It appears Batman created an egg hunt

only a real detective could solve.

Then let us prove you are the real detective.

Titans, go!

Find that egg!

"What has wings in the Gotham sky but cannot fly?"

Any ideas, Titans?

Ooh! The airplane!

Okay, that has wings and flies.

Look! The Bat Signal. [chuckles]

Focus on the clue.

Hey, the Bat Signal has wings.

Yeah, bats have wings.

It also doesn't fly.

Of course not, it's a spotlight!

Now, be quiet so I can unravel this clue!

[exclaims]

The Bat Signal is the answer to the clue, you goof!

Oh, right.

[screams and groans]

[straining] Titans, to the Bat Signal. [grunts]

[sizzling]

[screams]

[objects shatter]

It's not here! At least, not anymore.

[sniffs] Wait!

I smell the rotten ovoid.

[belches]

No. It is just the friend, Robin. [retches]

Since we's hit a dead end, I'm just gonna casually lean against this Bat Signal here.

Another clue!

"Inside the prison, lies what you seek.

It's to a hand like shoes to feet."

[groans] Only a genius can figure out these clues.

[cries] It's not fair!

Hey, Arkham Asylum be a prison.

Maybe the egg be in there.

Oh, right.

Titans! To Arkham Asylum!

[thunder rumbles]

[person moaning eerily]

I wonder where Batman hid that egg.

If I's were him, I'd hide it in one of those good cells.

Of course! It will be easier to search them

without all of these pesky criminals in here.

[alarm blaring]

[criminals cheering]

[Robin groans]

Titans, search!

Not here.

Not the here.

No.

[ice shatters]

[screams]

[yells]

[objects clattering]

There is no the egg.

Wait. [sniffs]

I smell something.

It's just me!

This Joker dude sure has a lot of gloves.

Hey! A glove is kinda like a shoe.

That's ridiculous, Raven.

Gloves don't even have laces.

Shoes are to feet as gloves are to hands.

Batman hid the egg inside a glove. Geez!

Oh, right.

While youse all search through all them gloves,

I's just gonna casually lean against this lever here.

Ow! [grunts]

Another clue!

"To find the egg and show your mental fitness,

the answer will stare at you from where a bat does his business."

I have no idea what that means!

[sighs] I'll never be a real detective.

I can't even solve these simple riddles.

I mean, wouldn't a bat just do his business

in a toilet, like everybody else?

Of course! To Wayne Manor!

Why Wayne Manor?

That's where Batman does his business.

Because Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne?

[all gasp]

You didn't hear that from me.

[Robin yells]

This is it, Titans!

I'm finally going to find the egg.

[yells in frustration]

I don't get it. The clue said the answer would be staring right at you.

The only thing staring at me is failure.

I guess I was right about myself all along.

I'm no detective.

You tried your best, man.

Dude, what is that?

Oh, that? One of my eyes just cries colored tears.

Funky.

How long's it been doing that, yo?

Since childhood. That's why I wear a mask,

to cover it up.

Oh! The Batman hid the egg on you!

I think I would know if I've had an egg on me since childhood, Starfire.

Yeah, that woulds be weird, yo.

And it wouldn't make any sense.

I'm afraid it's just an unexplained rainbow-colored crying thing.

Now, I'd like to continue wallowing in my failure as a detective.

Robin, look! The answer will stare at you.

[gasps]

Yes! It's the egg!

Happy Easter, Robin!

I did it! I really did it! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[all] Oh! Ooh... [retching]