Original subtitles

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[Robin] ThunderCats.

[Cyborg] ThunderCats.

[Beast Boy] ThunderCats.

♪ Thunder, Thunder Thunder, ThunderCats ho! ♪

♪ ThunderCats are on the move

♪ ThunderCats are loose

♪ Feel the magic Hear the roar ♪

♪ ThunderCats are loose

♪ Thunder, Thunder Thunder, ThunderCats ♪

♪ Thunder, Thunder Thunder, ThunderCats ♪

-♪ ThunderCats -[all cheering]

Oh, yeah. Thundering. Thundering, baby.

Can you believe it, Titans? Our favorite cartoon is back.

I can't wait to see how this new version will expand its mythos.

I have never seen these thunder and lightning cats.

I do hope they're as life-changing as you all speak.

ThunderCats was a ground-breaking blend

of sci-fi and fantasy no one had ever seen before.

It had cool action and the craziest characters you've ever seen.

Without it, our childhoods wouldn't have been the same.

And wes can't waits for you to finally feels the magics and the roars with us!

-[device beeping] -Ooh! You know what this means.

It's time for the premiere of the reboot.

-ThunderCats Roar. -[Cyborg] I'm so excited!

-How the charming. -[others gasp]

Um, it's not supposed to be charming,

it's supposed to be cool!

[voice on TV] ThunderCats!

Oh! I think wes gots the wrong channel.

-Change it! Change it! -I checked. This is it.

This is the new ThunderCatscartoon.

Why's their mouth shaped like beans?

It's like they were drawn by a bunch of vegans.

They took one of the greatest action cartoons of all time

-and turned it into a comedy? -I am outraged!

Wes all outraged!

[all grumbling]

I could have sworn Tygra was right here.

-Come on, Snarf. -Oh, how the delightful.

[all chomping angrily]

Friends, why are you so the angry?

-Why? -She be asking why?

-Really, Star? -Why are we angry?

-Yes. Why? -Because someone made a cartoon...

That's why!

Well, I thought the cartoon was the wonderful.

[all gasping]

Friends, you have not even watched the entire cartoon,

and, yet, you do not like it.

Perhaps you should give it the try.

[Robin grunts]

-Starfire might be right. -Maybe we over-reacted.

I suppose we should at least watch it.

Joy!

I believe you will all find it as wonderful as I do.

I've seen enough!

What were we thinking, giving this garbage a second chance?

It's even worse than I thought!

Every mouth is a dang bean!

But, friends, you have still not given it the chance.

We don't have to give it a chance

to see what's wrong with it.

And what is that?

Oh, I don't know. Everything!

Please, friends, how can you get this so worked up

and down over the children's show?

Oh, so just because it's for kids means

it doesn't have to be any good?

Kids are a lot smarter than you give them credit for.

Raven's right, Titans. For the sake of our youth,

we must do everything in our power to save our childhoods

and get ThunderCats Roar off the air.

[all agreeing]

[baby coos]

Okay, Titans, I've come up with the perfect plan

to get ThunderCats Roar off the air

and to bring back the old show,

just like every decent person in the world wants.

Well, what are you waiting for? Tell us.

An official petition!

-[all exclaiming] -What just came out of your brain hole?

What better way to get a billion-dollar conglomerate to take notice?

Now, if my calculations are correct,

we are going to need the signatures of at least 500 people

-who want the old show back. -Five hundred?

That is bold, my friend.

If we get that many, they'll have no choice but to listen to us.

Are you sure that 500 is enough?

That does not seem like a lot.

[laughs]

Has yous ever been in a room

of 500 peeps, Star?

-Indeed. -We didn't think so.

[all] Oh!

Now, I've already signed the petition. Who's next?

I wants to sign right now.

ThunderCats be straight up poop. Signed Beast Boy.

-Hey, I was gonna write that. -Yous write it, too.

Let's send a clear message.

Yo, Warner Brothers, I don't know why you like poop so much.

Bring back the old ThunderCats. Peace.

My turn! Your vegan animators

don't know how to make cartoons,

but they sure know how to make poop!

Oh!

Star, go for it. Let those Warner Brothers know how you feel.

No, thank you. I very much enjoy the show.

Oh, whatever. Go eat a broccoli, you dirty, little vegan.

Oh!

Now, we just need 496 fellow angry nerds

to sign this baby, and ThunderCats Roar is as good as toast.

[screaming]

We did it! 500 unintelligible angry signatures!

-[all cheering] -[Cyborg] Boo on their creativities.

Now, let's send these bad boys to Warner Bros. Animation.

[laughing]

Read them and weep.

[grunts]

They have already the responded?

Told you they wouldn't be able to ignore

-the voice of the people. -[Robin clears throat]

"Thank you for your interest in our show.

Here's a picture of Bugs Bunny."

I ain'ts wants no picture of that wascally wabbit.

I don't understand how our meaningless petition was ignored!

[grunts] I guess we gots to live

with this ThunderCats Roarthen.

Oh, I am so glad you have come to your five senses

and given up this silly crusade.

Given up? [laughs] Given up?

[laughing]

This is about a cartoon, Star...

[Robin reading]

This will not stand! And if you think we're gonna give up,

then you don't know the Teen Titans!

-[all cheering] -That's right. Tell them, bro.

We ain't got nothing better to do.

I know how to put an end to ThunderCats Roar once and for all.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

[gasps] Glorious!

You have magically transported us

into the amazing ThunderCats Roarcartoon.

Amazing, all right. Amazingly bad!

[all] Oh!

Now, what do you say we kick this reboot in the booty?

We just need to find those catastrophic caricatures first.

There. They're fighting Mumm-Ra.

-Cool. -Classic.

Do not wish to interrupt the viewing pleasure,

but you all seem to be enjoying the ThunderCats Roar.

Uh, pff, not really.

Yeah. Just because we like it and see that it's inventive

and fun, doesn't mean it's not garbage.

Totes garbage.

Now, I say we take out the trash.

Titans, go!

Why, hello there, strange characters

running in my general direction.

[yelling]

Don't understand your hostility,

but I must warn you, the ThunderCats are a formidable force.

Oh, yeah. A bunch of vegan comedy characters

are gonna take us down? Right.

-Get them. -[yells]

Thunder.

Thunder.

Thunder. ThunderCats HO!

[bomb timer beeping]

We can't beat them!

For every step they take towards comedy,

they take two more towards action.

Mister O-Lion, please do not hurt my friends.

They are just the entitled brats with the no manners.

Truly, they mean no harm.

We would never hurt them, orange lady.

But perhaps, in the future, they can put their energy

into addressing something more important.

Oh, it can't be!

It is I, Lion-O.

Lord of the ThunderCats.

-[all exclaiming] -Flowy, flowy hair.

I've been watching you all from my perch

in the cartoon afterlife.

You've shown me that ThunderCats Roar

is a worthy successor. And anyone who says otherwise

has a poop mouth with poop opinions.

Well, I guess that settles it.

Yo, this cat has spoken.

Gosh! Thanks for the completely unforced endorsement, original me.

You're welcome. Now, I think it's time

to give the people what they really want.

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats HO!

[Teen Titans cheering]

-Oh, yeah. -Wow!

Look at these guns.

[Teen Titans cheering]

-That's right. -I guess no one cares

about poor, old Snarf

-or you, huh? -Uh-uh.