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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[thunder rumbling]
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[guard screaming]
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Yes, yes!
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Soon, all my work
will be complete.
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I've perfected it,
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my finest creation!
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[farting]
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[chuckling]
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Hold it right there, Brain.
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Step away from
the water pistol.
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We ain't wants to get wet.
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We did not bring
the change of clothes.
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It is not a water pistol.
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It looks like a water pistol.
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This is my rain-ray,
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and I'm going to use it to
flood Jump City.
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Not on our watch.
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Titans, go!
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[all screaming]
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[chuckles]
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[grunts]
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You have failed
for the last time, Titans.
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Oh, the irony.
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Irony?
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Well, how is this ironic?
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'Cause you kicked us
when we was down.
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-Very ironic.
-Totally.
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The irony shall get you
the every time.
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That is not irony.
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Which makes it
even more ironic.
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I hate them ironies.
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So ironic!
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What?
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Irony!
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[whispering] Irony.
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I don't have time
for this.
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I have a city to destroy.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Don't worry,
we'll stop The Brain.
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The city will not do
the floodings.
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I'm not talking about that.
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Uh, you should be.
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There is a bigger travesty
that must first be remedied.
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You guys not knowing
what irony is.
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What?
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My pet peeve in life
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is people incorrectly
using the word "irony."
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Man, we's know
what irony is,
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it's just things
that be ironic.
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Like jumbo shrimp,
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jumbo is big
and shrimp is small,
it's so ironic.
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I find it the ironic
that we cry the wolf,
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why do we not howl the wolf?
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And if you say it real-fast
over and overs,
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it sound like Ernie.
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[all chanting] Irony.
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Now all I hear is iron-knee,
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which I've got,
so that's also ironic.
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None of that has anything
to do with irony!
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Relax, dude.
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Oh, you want me to relax
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when we live in a society
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that doesn't grasp
the simple meaning of irony?
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Yeah, that's exactly
what we wants.
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You're getting worked up
about the wrong thing.
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The city is in danger, man!
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I'm not sure
it's worth saving.
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Because people use
a word wrong?
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Like I said, it's a pet peeve.
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Oh, no.
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Please don't tell me
you're gonna lecture us
about irony.
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Of course, I am.
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[all groan]
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We'll start with the basics.
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The first thing to know is that
there are three forms of irony.
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Ooh, ah.
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We ain't got no time for no,
"Ooh, ah,
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three forms of irony," fool.
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Don't worry,
we'll just start with one.
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Verbal irony! Cha!
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We're gonna have to save
the city without him.
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But first we got to
get out of this cell.
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Simply stated, verbal irony
is when you say one thing
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but mean the opposite.
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Say if someone
asked me a question...
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You think I can
cut through these bars?
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To which I would respond,
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"Oh, it's perfectly fine
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to cut through electric bars
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with a metal chainsaw."
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Okay, if you say so.
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Oh, the nos.
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Makes it stop.
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Why would you tell me
to do that?
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To demonstrate verbal irony.
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Cha-cha-cha.
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We gots to get through
these bars!
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There must be some way
to shut off the electricity.
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Verbal irony with an edge,
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or mal-intent,
is called sarcasm.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Ooh! There's the power box.
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Star, help me jimmy-open
these door controlzies.
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Okie-dokies.
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Stick my pointy fish nose
all up in theres.
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Yeah, that looks nice and safe.
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Cool.
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[explosion]
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Why do you keep
doing this to us?
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That was not the nice,
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or the safe!
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That's right.
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I was demonstrating sarcasm.
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Sounds like you're
already learning a lot.
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And look at that,
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irony saves the day.
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Come on, there's not much time.
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The rain-ray must be
on the roof.
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Wait!
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You think that dirty Brain
set up some booby traps?
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No, I haven't finished
my lesson on irony.
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But we must get to the rain-ray
before it is the too late!
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It's okay, I can walk and talk.
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The next form of irony
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is dramatic irony.
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Uh, Robin...
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Uh-uh, no interruptions,
please.
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Dramatic irony happens
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when the audience
knows something
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that the character does not.
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Bro, you's busy teachin' us
some dumb stuff,
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but you's about to get caught.
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Exactly, Beast Boy.
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Finally someone
is paying attention...
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Oh.
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[chuckles] I, uh,
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didn't see you there.
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-Should we help him?
-[punches landing]
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If we do, he's gonna
talk about irony some more.
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[Robin screaming]
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Would it be ironic if we don't?
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I'm not sure.
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[screaming]
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Yo, we'll help you
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if you stop talking
about irony.
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It's... a... pet... peeve!
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Oh!
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My man just got saved
by pack of wild dogs!
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Talk about irony.
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That was just a random event.
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But it does lead us
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into our next form of irony.
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Can we please focus
on saving the world?
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We're so close.
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Yes, close...
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to understanding
all three types of irony.
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Enough with them lessons, fool.
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Let me check the roof
and assess the situation.
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Heavy security.
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We'll need to sneak
past the guards
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and destroy the rain-ray
before The Brain goes off.
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-Raven.
-On it.
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Continuing our lesson,
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the third
and final type of irony
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is known as situational irony!
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Ooh, ah, pshaw!
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Di-di-di. Shush, man.
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The guards will hear
the mouth noises.
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Situational irony
is also known as
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the irony of events.
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For instance, a monster
under the bed
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is scared by the child?
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Ironic!
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[all shushing]
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What's this?
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It appears there is a fire
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-at the fire station.
-[fire alarm ringing]
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[loudly] Ironic!
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[guns cocking]
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[shushing]
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[guns powering up]
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[screaming]
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The presentation
has destroyed them.
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Look at that.
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They tried to destroy
my presentation,
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but my presentation
destroyed them.
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Situational irony.
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[chuckles] You may have
taken out my guards,
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but all of
your foolish bickering
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has slowed you down.
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You are too late.
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[remote chimes]
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[rumbling]
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[laughing]
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[indistinct screaming]
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[inhales deeply]
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[gasps]
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[all cheering]
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[all] Ooh, aah!
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What is happening?
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Instead of destroying the city
the rain-ray made it better.
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That's...
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the opposite
of what was expected.
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Yo, that sounds like... like...
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[all] Irony!
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Yes!
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-Yes!
-[all cheering]
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You've done it!
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You've correctly
identified irony!
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[all exclaiming]
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Circle gets the square.
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[The Brain chuckling]
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What you laughing
about, fool?
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Yeah, you lost, you dummy.
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You've shown me that you care
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about what words mean
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and that gives me hope
for this world.
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I will, therefore, leave behind
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my villainous ways.
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Cool. Who's hungry?
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I am literally starving.
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Literally.
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That is not the proper use
of the word "literally."
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I could literally eat a horse.
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But you couldn't.
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You understand that, right?
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Yeah, man. I'm so hungry
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my eyes is literally bigger
than my stomach.
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My stomachs are the literally
eating themselves.
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You are using
"literally" incorrectly!
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You literally do not know
what "literally" means!
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Ironic, huh?
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