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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

Careful,

careful!

[whimpers] This be so stressful, yo.

I cannot the watch.

I am being killed by the suspense.

Titans! [grunts]

[shushing]

[whispers] Do not do the ruining of the fun times.

I didn't say anything, yet.

And yet, we're still sure you're gonna ruin the fun.

Then you'll be pleased to know,

I am not here to ruin your fun.

I am here to read a letter

we received from the... Superhero Board of Authority!

-[all sigh] -[Beast Boy] Come on.

"Starting today,

the Superhero Board of Authority

is instituting a new dress code."

[all groan]

-I don't have pants. -I'm not doing any dress code.

Hey, this dress code is the only thing

keeping us from looking like slobs.

Now listen up. First, capes are now mandatory.

Yes, Raven.

Does my cloak count as a cape?

Says here... no.

[groan] Whatever.

Second, tights are now required to be 50% tighter.

But them tights already be tight.

That's why they called "tights," fool.

Third, underwear must now be worn on the outside of your costume.

Are we still to wear the underwears on the inside?

That's up to you. But I'd suggest both.

Takes the worry out of taco night.

Fourth, masks and utility belts are now mandatory.

Wait. This is mostly stuff you already do.

Well, it wouldn't hurt to be a little more...

like me.

Yes, it would.

I do not understand why we must do the changing of the clothing.

Yeah, why's they even care?

As the saying goes...

[Robin reading]

What, they don't maketh the woman?

Of course they do.

Then why did you not say that?

That's not how the saying goes.

Then it should says...

[Beast Boy reading]

[groans]

Fine.

Clothes maketh the man and the lady-man.

Or woman.

What does that even mean?

"Maketh" is not a word.

It means you are what you wear!

[all] Oh!

Titans, go!

Abide by the dress code!

[heroic music playing]

[music stops abruptly]

Wow, we look dumb.

Ah, these tights be pinching, yo!

This utility belt has too many pouches.

I can't find my wallet.

I believe I am wearing too many of the over-underwears.

And this cape is ridiculously long.

Tell me again, why we have to abide by this ridiculous dress code?

If you want to be taken seriously as heroes,

you need to dress the part.

Remember, you are what you wear.

I can'ts feel my legs!

I'm not doing this. Let's put on our old costumes.

Sorry, but you can't.

Why not?

Because I threw them out.

Ham-ding!

Looks like you're stuck wearing those new outfits.

Fine, ugh.

I guess we were wrong about you being a cool boss.

You...

thought I was cool?

[all chuckling]

And your boss?

[woman reading seductively]

Oh, the very coolest of the cool, cool bosses.

But... a cool boss gives his peoples

a little bit of that dress-code flexibility.

Like a Casual Friday?

But today is Tuesday.

Told you he wasn't cool.

No, no, no! I'm cool.

[chuckles nervously] I swear.

Hey. We can do a Casual Tuesday.

But not too casual,

because...

[all reading]

Titans, go! Casual.

Booyah!

Now tell me this isn't better.

Finally, the clothes I can do the sweating in.

Oh, yes.

So the very sweaty.

Ah! No sweating going on here, mama.

I's cooling off in the breeze.

[all gasp, exclaim]

-[Raven] No. -[Cyborg cries] My eyes!

That's not casual, that's indecent.

No, it ain'ts. I's wearing socks.

Titans, this may be comfortable,

but who's going to take us seriously as superheroes dressed like this?

Did anyone take us seriously before?

Good point.

Titans, go!

-[Beast Boy sighs] This feels good, yo. -[Robin] Ah, comfy.

-So much comfortable. -[Cyborg yawns]

[Cyborg] I could use a little nappy-nap.

♪ So casual, so chill

♪ Cruisin' with the homies Feelin' the breeze ♪

♪ Homegirl in the back Perspirating with ease ♪

♪ No tie, no shirts No button-up ♪

♪ What's this day all about? Straight up, hangin' out ♪

-♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday -♪ Casual

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday Okay ♪

♪ Not terrible news day

-♪ You're right -♪ Casual

♪ Yo, it's Casual Tuesday Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Robes, slippers They be passin' the test ♪

♪ You can dress like These fools ♪

♪ Or floss like the best

♪ Keep it mega comfy Around the clock ♪

♪ Forget all attire, homie Just wear socks ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday Okay ♪

♪ Not polish your shoes day

-♪ No way -♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday

♪ Uh, so casual, so chill

♪ So casual Like an iced tea refill ♪

[device beeping]

Crime alert. It's the H.I.V.E.

They're robbing the Jump City Bank.

Yo, that be a classic dastardly deed.

What are we doing the waitings for?

We can't fight crime dressed like this.

Why not? My man Tom Selleck did.

Uh, at the risk of losing my reputation as a cool boss...

[woman reading seductively]

Hey, whoa! Ha!

I must insist that we put on our appropriate superhero costumes first.

We can't.

Why not?

Because I threw them out.

[heroic music playing]

Ham-ding!

I guess we are the stuck like this.

[sighs] Fine.

Titans, go!

[Robin] Sorry, Gizmo.

But you picked the wrong day to break the law.

Casual Tuesday, yo.

[groans] I skinned my knee.

Stupid cargo shorts.

[grunts]

Too much of the sweat.

[grunts]

Tom Selleck made it look so easy!

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

My powers!

[straining]

Mine ain't working neither.

We have all lost the superpowers.

How can this be?

Titans, it's the clothes.

Remember...

[reading]

So we are not the superheroes anymore?

We're casual slobs!

Curse you, Casual Tuesday!

[footsteps thudding]

[all screaming]

[groans] On the side of the brightness,

we now know the reason for the superhero dress code.

This is my fault.

I let you dress like bums because I'm such a cool boss. [meekly] Hey. Whoa.

That's not true.

You don't think it's my fault?

Oh, it is definitely your fault.

We's meant the part about you being cool.

And our boss.

We were lying about that.

Regardless of my status as a cool boss...

[woman reading seductively]

We still have to stop the H.I.V.E.

How? You threw our superhero costumes away.

There's still a chance.

If we are what we wear,

we just need to find other clothes that will give us powers.

Titans, dress for success!

[Cyborg] I'm in your corner.

[Raven] Take a deep breath and hold it.

[Beast Boy] Always look both ways before you cross me.

[Starfire] Do-nut mess with the baker.

[Robin] I'll leave a chocolate on your pillow.

We look so professional.

But do you think it will work?

Clothes maketh the man or lady-man.

Titans, go!

[others shouting]

[security alarm ringing]

[all chuckling]

[Cyborg] Not so fast, Gizmo.

[Robin panting]

I'm here.

[all shouting]

[grunting]

Subpoena, subpoena, subpoena!

You've been served.

It's time for your annual check-up, See-More.

[shouts]

[blows whistle] Stop, fool!

[screeching]

That's right, you just keep on stopping.

[Beast Boy] Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

I said, stop fool!

[birds tweeting]

[grunts]

[exclaims]

[growling]

[grunting]

Housekeeping.

[sneezing]

[screams]

We did it, Titans.

We beat the H.I.V.E.

[all cheering]

The clothes truly do maketh the man and the lady-man.

I never knew a costume had this much power.

And this kind of power can't be in the hands of no person, yo.

[all gasp, exclaim]

Come on, man.

Indecent.