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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[Beast Boy slurping]

[gargling]

Uh, what are you doing?

Having lunch.

Ah, we done run out of them proper foods.

You want some?

Gross. [smacks]

Azarath metrion zinthos!

There, food.

[gasps] Woah!

[struggling]

What's up with you?

The TV's busted.

How's a man supposed to pass their idle times

without that good TV?

How?

Jeez, calm down.

Azarath metrion zinthos!

Tabitha, I've returned.

Kensington, you're alive?

But I saw you get disintegrated

in that unicycle explosion.

[Kensington] I got better.

There, it's a portal to the drama dimension.

It's been 27 years.

Tabitha, I've changed.

Run away with me.

-I can't. -Huh?

I'm engaged.

To your evil twin half-brother.

[door opens]

I'm pregnant.

[dramatic music]

Ha-ha, so dramatic.

Sick.

Wait, pause the show.

Ugh, I gots to goes to the bathroom

and I don'ts wants to miss any drama.

No need.

[gasps]

Mama Raven, I's done made a decision.

Cool.

I wants you to teach me to be a magic man.

You mean a wizard.

I gots to learn them good spells

so I can do everything real easy, like you.

Magic isn't a shortcut to make your life easier.

It's a dangerous art

that can cause indestructible destruction

if it's done wrong.

It takes years of grueling discipline to master.

[lapping water]

So, you'lls teach me then?

Of course not.

Come on, just one spell.

-No. -Two spells.

No, don't ask me again.

Fine, three spells

and I ain't doing no more negotiation.

-Argh. -I warned you.

Why don'ts you believe in me?

Because magic is serious

and you're a goof.

Now, leave me alone.

I cans be a wizard.

I knows it.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, mmm-hmm.

Here we go. Azarath metrion zinthos!

Ah!

[ghosts howling]

-Beast Boy? -Ah, I's can fix it.

Just go back to sleeps.

Uh, uh... Azarath metrion zinthos!

-[roars] -[screams]

Not bad for my first time, huh?

You destroyed my spell book.

Now I'll destroy you.

I just wanted to be the wiz.

[demonic voice] Azarath metrion zinthos!

Uh, how comes I ain't destroyed?

[exhales] My spell book was the source of my magical power.

So you can't smash me no more.

That's cool. Ow!

This is why I told you to stay away from magic.

I need my spell book.

And there's only one other copy.

In a place for wizards, witches and other magical creatures

to share their knowledge.

The Azarath Library.

Can I comes with?

I can be the best wiz, I knows it.

You can't come. And you can't be a wizard.

-Thorpigore! To the library. -[crows]

[wings flapping]

[crows]

[beeping]

[rumbling]

[soothing music playing]

[typing]

[groans] It's gonna take forever to find my spell book in here.

Girl, ain't you know the Dewey Decimal system?

I told you not to follow me.

I can'ts help it, mama.

I be a mans of magical intentions.

Fine, just stay in the kids section.

There's nothing dangerous there.

Sweet!

Oh, snap!

Woah ho! Burrito magics.

Yo, that's a fresh cloak, yo.

[gasps] There you are.

[grunts] Hey, that's mine.

[roars]

[Raven grunting]

Give it to me.

[crashes]

If I'd had that book, I'd magic you so hard.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Behold, I's be the wizard with them good magics.

Ugh, where are your pants?

I traded them for this cloak.

[upbeat music plays]

Looking good, bruh.

So, did you find your spell book?

This goober grabbed it first.

[squeals]

You best hand's that over, fool.

-[muffled squeal] -Then I gots no choice.

I'ma wiz you real good.

Azarath metrion burrito!

[squeals]

Really?

You hungry, bro?

Is real spicy.

Nah, give me that book first.

-[munching] -Yeah boy, that's how I do.

[burping]

-[gasps] My book. -[screams]

That's rude, fool.

Cover your mouth next time.

That's two spell books in one day, you goof.

Wait, I'm sorry, Raven.

-I's was just trying to help. -Great job.

Now my only hope is to find the wizard who wrote my spell book

and convince him to make me a new one.

It's a long and dangerous journey.

You ain'ts got nothing to fear, yo.

The burrito wizard will protect you.

Awesome.

[mariachi music plays]

[growling]

-[thud] -[grunt]

[Raven] The lair of the book wizard.

The ancient and wise writer of all spell books,

including mine.

I's be happy to meet a cool wizard such as myself.

Woah, you are not coming.

Whys not?

Because you'll mess everything up.

But I's can make the dude a burrito and--

No! No more stupid burrito magic.

You're not a wizard and you never will be.

Just stay here and don't do anything dumb.

Okay.

[Raven] Hmm, let's see.

There we go.

[Book Wizard] Hello, who disturbeth the book wizard?

Hey, it's me, Raven,

[buzzes]

Welcome to the lair of the book wizard.

Hey.

Hey, Raven, what's new?

Uh, not much. Remember that spell book you made me?

Oh, yeah, took me a long time to make that one.

Very painful. Lots of paper cuts.

Yeah, it's gone.

I need you to make me a new one.

You lost it?

And the copy in the library.

Clearly you cannot be trusted with the magical arts.

You don't deserve a new spell book.

Now be gone from this place.

-What? -I said be gone!

-[rips] -[book yelps]

Hey, step up, fool.

Get out of here, Beast Boy!

I ain'ts leaving without your spell book.

Who are you?

I's the burrito wizard.

And if yous don't make Raven a new spell book,

I'lls get crazy on you.

You dare threaten the almighty book wizard?

I hopes you like your burrito spicy.

[groans]

Such magic!

Huh?

Azarath metrion burrito!

[shrieks]

Whoa.

No!

[farts]

[mariachi music plays]

Yous look really tasty, yo.

No, no, no! I yield.

I'll make the spell book.

Just don't eat me.

That's what's up.

Now don't go losing that one.

I won't.

Beast Boy, thank you.

You ain'ts got to thank me.

I'm sorry I gots you into this mess in the first place.

It's cool.

I should've believed in you.

You're quite the little magic man, after all.

[both laugh]

Wait, turn me back into a person.

[burps]