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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[gasps]
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I gots the book!
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You mean, thebook?
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That's right, yo.
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The book!
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The book?
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The book!
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Let me see,
let me see, let me see!
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What book could possibly
elicit so much
of the excitement?
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This be The Giant Book
of Recorded Records,yo.
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It chronicles the most
amazing human feats
ever accomplished.
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In the realm of the track
and the field?
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Anyone can win a race.
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These are people who have
truly pushed
human capability to the limit.
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Behold!
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[Robin gasps]
The largest person
to ever ride a motorcycle.
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[Cyborg] That dude who ate
the world's longest sandwich.
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[Raven] Check out how much
weight this lady can lift
with just her tongue.
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These are truly the most
special of people.
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[sighs] I wish I were
the special like them.
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What? Star,
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you are special.
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Everyone is specials
in their own specials way.
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But not as special
as the people with the records.
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I can't argue with that.
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I mean, they got records
and everything.
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Then perhaps I can do
the setting of the record.
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Hmm, setting a record
is a big commitment.
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These things take a lot of time
and effort to accomplish.
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Then I shall do the sleeping
prior to the decision-making.
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[sighs] One day, I too, will
be in the book of the records.
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Then I will be the special.
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[snoring]
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You got what it takes, Star!
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Oh, do you really think so?
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Well, setting a record
ain't no joke.
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Are you willing to dedicate
yourself to the task?
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With all of my heart.
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[mumbling]
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I cannot understand
the sandwich mouth.
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But you have inspired me
to try.
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[crowing like rooster]
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Good morning, fellow Titans.
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[whirring, clangs]
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I have the greatest
of the news.
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I have decided
to set the record.
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In fact, I have already begun.
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Which record?
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[chuckles] Can you not the see?
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[humming pointedly]
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-No, dude.
-[giggles]
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I shall set the record
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for the longest fingernails
ever grown.
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[gagging]
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That's be so unnaturals.
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I've never seen such a thing
in all my days!
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Star, it'll take years for you
to grow your fingernails
out like that.
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Yeah, that dude
took 50 years to grow his.
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Time matters the not,
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for I have dedicated
my whole heart to the task.
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Whys you pick something
so nasty, yo?
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So I can be the special.
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At least consider
an easier record to set, like,
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world's most likable
Teen Titan.
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[Robin and Cyborg burp]
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-[Beast Boy munching]
-[Raven farting]
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Thank you, Raven.
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But it is decided.
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I will never give the ups.
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No matter the cost!
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It may be a terrible idea,
but I support you, Star.
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I's bets you won'ts be able
to last two months
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before you realize how shameful
a goal this be.
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[teeth chattering]
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Everything okay, Star?
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Ugh, at this pace,
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it will be the forever before
I do the setting of the record.
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You don't have to
do this, Star.
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You're already special
just the way you are.
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That is very nice, Robin.
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But your opinion
does not matter to me.
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[crunch]
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[retching]
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-[snipping]
-[all screaming]
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-[snipping]
-[grunting]
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[pigeons cooing]
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Robin!
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Robin...
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What? [groans]
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I have an itch under my nose
that requires the scratching.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's the spot.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any idea how close
I am to setting the record
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for the longest fingernails
ever grown?
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What?
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Very close!
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What?
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[sighs] Just a few more
of the years.
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[thudding]
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Okay, this has gone far enough.
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That's right.
We're cutting those nails.
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Why would I let you do that?
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Just look at those hands.
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You've been in misery
the last 50 years.
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And we can't let it go on.
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My hands are in the pain.
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The weight of the fingernails
is so very great.
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Then that settles it.
You're getting a manicure.
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I would not try that
if I were the you.
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Oh, yeah?
What if we try it anyway?
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[Starfire growling]
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[grunts] I will show you,
what I will do.
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[straining] Once I am able
to aim my hands at you.
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Your fingernails are so long,
you can't even move
your hands around.
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You'll thank us
when we're done.
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And then we can have
some matzo ball soup.
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Do you know how many
personal sacrifices
have been made
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in the setting of this record?
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I gave up being the superhero.
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I gave up
all of the human contact
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because I cannot
do the hugging.
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And, worst of all,
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I have not held a single kitty
in over 50 years.
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I have wasted my life
in order to be special
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when, in fact,
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I shall never be special.
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You don't need
to set any records.
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You're special
just the way you are.
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Do you mean that?
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I've been saying that
for years.
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Yes, but I do not care
about your opinion.
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Oh!
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There's no reason
for any more pain.
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[sighs]
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All the right.
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Do it.
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[alarm blaring]
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[Starfire gasps]
What is the emergency?
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[Cyborg] An asteroid
is going to hit Jump City
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and destroy all life
as we know it.
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We may be old,
but we're still superheroes.
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And we can still save
the planet.
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There we go.
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Almost there. Just about.
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Here's the plan.
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We gather our remaining
stock pile of explosives.
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We load the explosives
into the Titans rocket.
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[beeps]
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Then launch it into space
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and blow that asteroid
into dust.
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[electricity crackling]
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There's a problem
with that plan, dummy.
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The Titans rocket
is currently inoperational.
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What?
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Now, before you get mad,
just know this happened
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in our younger years
a long time ago.
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-Two weeks ago.
-That's right. Two weeks ago.
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Yeah, yeah.
We, uh, filled up the cockpit
with hot, bubbly water
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and made ourselves a hot tub
space rocket.
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Hot tub space rocket!
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Oh, [chuckles] that was...
Let me tell you something.
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Of course, the water fried
all the circuits so,
you know...
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The world is going to end
because of you!
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[all crying]
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[gasps]
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[straining]
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[cracking]
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[computer beeping rapidly]
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[grunting]
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[creaking]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[all crying]
-[alarm stops blaring]
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[computer chimes]
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[videogame music playing]
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[all cheering]
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I knew you had it in you.
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I'm so glad you had
them fingernails all nasty.
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You go, girl!
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You saved the planet.
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That's what's up!
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Yes, great job, Star.
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Oh, you are making
me feel so...
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special.
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-[waves crashing]
-[birds squawking]
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Would you look at that.
That guy set the record
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for crushing the most kumquats
with his biceps.
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That is a most
praise-worthy use for a bicep.
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Sorry you didn't make it into
The Giant Book
of Recorded Records,Star.
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That is the okay
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-because I did make it
into the book
-[glass shattering]
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of People Who Have Stopped
an Asteroid.
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00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:20,576
[Beast Boy] This is you,
Superman, and Bruce Willis.
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[all cheering]
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[Beast Boy] That's what's up!
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[Cyborg] You kept them
nails going. Everybody told you
they was nasty!
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