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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go!
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[announcer]
The freezing North Pole,
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here we find stately
Kringle Manor,
home to billionaire
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Kris Kringle
and his youthful ward,
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Dick Grayson.
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I've done it, Kris,
the perfect gift wrap.
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Is this a joke?
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You botched it with
your bumbling butter fingers.
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Look at the sloppy angle
of the tape.
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Aw, shucks, is anyone
going to notice?
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It's the thought that counts.
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It's like I always tell you,
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a lack of precision today
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becomes a life
in the dumpster tomorrow.
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Gosh, that's an important
reminder, Kris.
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I'll get it right next time.
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[glass shatters]
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Holy holidays, it's a gift
for you, Kris.
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Open it.
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Not so fast, you naive nitwit.
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Don't you think
it's highly unusual
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for me to receive
a Christmas gift?
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Jolly good thinking. We ought
to be careful opening it.
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A lump of coal.
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Who would give Kris Kringle
coal as a gift?
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It's not a gift, Dick,
it's a message.
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There's only one criminal
who would leave a message
like this.
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[both] The Coal Miner!
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But it's just coal.
What's the message?
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Well, what do we
know about coal?
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It's one of the cleanest forms
of energy.
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No, my worthless ward,
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you sound like a sock puppet
mouthpiece for those fat cats
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in the coal industry.
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Uh, gee whiz, Santa.
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Who do we know that receives
coal on Christmas?
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-Naughty kids!
-Precisely.
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And who are the naughtiest
kids we know?
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You mean--
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[both] The Teen Titans!
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We've got to get to
your garbage friends before
the Coal Miner does.
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[beeps]
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To the Claus canes!
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Reindeers to power.
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[engine revving]
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[sleigh bells ringing]
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[sleigh bells ringing]
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[announcer] Meanwhile, back
at Titans Tower,
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the unsuspecting Teen Titans
are merrily exchanging gifts
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at their annual
Kris Kringle party.
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Ah! Vegan cheese!
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[sniffs] Ah, and it be that
good stinky kind toos.
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Aw, I like cheese.
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Oh, thanks, Kris Kringles,
whosever yous is.
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Hehe, it was the me!
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I was the secret giver
of the most thoughtful gift.
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Your turn, Starfire.
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Hmm, I wish to steal
the stinky cheese!
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-[Starfire laughing wickedly]
-[Beast Boy] You can't steals
my cheese!
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You can'ts.
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Sorry, Beastie, that's how
the Kris Kringle game works.
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Oh, yeah? Well,
I wants yours then.
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Not my choo-choo.
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Sorry, bro, rules be rules.
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That's right,
and since it's my turn,
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I'll take that!
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[gasps] How the could you?
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Sorry, but I love a good
cheese stink.
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[inhaling deeply]
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Oh, yeah!
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[all yelling]
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[laughing wickedly]
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Coal is the only gift,
you naughty kids deserve.
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Seize them!
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-[thumping]
-[Titans yell]
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-[Titans grunt]
-Oh, goody!
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A new choo-choo
for my collection!
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I do love choo-choos.
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Hey, that choo-choo belongs
to me, fool!
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-It was mine, first.
-[glass shatters]
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What in the meaning
of Christmas is going on here?
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Well, if it isn't Santa
and his ineffectual elf
sidekick!
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Actually, I'm not an elf.
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That's right, if you want
to insult him,
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call him the boy blunder
or a complete waste of space.
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'Tis the season to hand over
those garbage kids, Coal Miner.
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Never! I won't stop,
until I kidnap
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all the naughty children
of the world
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and put them to work
in my coal mines.
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Are you still upset
that I never brought you
a present
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when you were a little boy?
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All I got from you was coal.
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I hated it as a child!
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But now I can see its value
as the ultimate form
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of clean energy!
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There's no such thing
as clean coal!
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Renewable energy is the future,
you greedy grinch!
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We'll see about that!
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[whistles]
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[glass shatters]
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Gosh, that cankerous coal creep
got away.
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Not without leaving behind
another clue.
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A lump of coal?
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Yes, and what do we know
about coal?
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-Didn't we already
go over this?
-[slaps]
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What do we know about coal!
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Uh, kids on the naughty
list get it?
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No!
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Golly, let's see.
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Coal is the world's largest
source of energy
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for the production
of electricity,
with the unfortunate
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by-product of releasing
harmful carbon dioxide
into the atmosphere.
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However, Carbon Captures
Storage technology or CCS
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is becoming more advanced,
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and soon the myth of clean coal
will become reality.
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That's it, my boy, well done.
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Really, Santa?
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No, you jerk kid,
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and stop with your coal
industry propaganda.
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What I was going
for was diamonds.
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Diamonds come from coal.
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Holy non sequiturs.
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The Coal Miner must be
hiding out at that
Diamond Exchange.
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Ah, gee whiz, Santa,
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using the front door would
have been a lot easier.
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Nonsense, you lazy lug nut,
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physical exercise is good
for self-discipline.
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Ugh, right again, Santa.
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Besides, we must strive to keep
the element of surprise
on our side.
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Gosh, it's as empty as
my stocking on
Christmas morning.
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[Coal Miner] Or is it?
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[cackles loudly]
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-Coal Miner.
-We walked right into his trap.
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As you know, if you apply
enough pressure to coal,
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it turns into diamonds.
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I've been wondering if the
same is true for you.
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A devilish theory, even for
a coal brain crux such
as yourself.
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Let's find out.
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Maybe I'll find a spot
for you two in my
jewelry collection.
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[both yelling]
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[both grunt]
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[door jarring]
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[alarm blaring]
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Oh, looks like a tight squeeze!
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[announcer] Will the Coal Miner
have the last laugh?
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Will the Titans be forced
to work in the coal mines
forever?
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Is this the end for
our Christmas crime
fighting duo?
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Tune in next time to find out.
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-[tires screech]
-Ooh, the suspense is ruining
my Christmas spirit.
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Let's just find out now.
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[effort grunts]
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Gosh, Santa, it looks like
we'll be hard pressed
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to figure a way out
of this one.
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Cut the puns,
you gibbering goof.
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You still have that nutcracker
I gave you last Christmas?
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Of course, Santa.
I always carry it in my shorts.
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Hurry up and throw it
in the gears,
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you grotesque goblin.
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-[clanking]
-[metal banging]
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Well done, Robin.
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Do you mean it, Santa?
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Of course not.
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A nutcracker, really?
[chuckles]
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After all this time,
you still find new ways
to disappoint me.
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Look, it must be another clue.
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What do we know about coal?
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It's given to kids
on the naughty list?
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-Of course not.
-Diamonds?
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Don't be a fool.
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Gosh, Santa,
I don't have a clue.
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It means the Coal Miner
is headed for the coal mine,
you dunce.
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Oh, my gosh, you are thick!
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Holy pickaxes, it's the Titans.
Don't worry,
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we'll have you out of here
in two shakes of
a reindeer's tail.
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[bell ringing]
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It has taken you the long
enough to save the us.
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Yeah, I gots that good
black lung now.
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[coughing and choking]
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Come on, guys, we should be
grateful to Santa and his elf.
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I am not an elf!
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Come on, dude, only an elf
would wear tiny shorts
like that.
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[chuckles]
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They're right, you know,
now let's get them out
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of here,
before we miss Christmas!
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So, Santa, there won't be
a Christmas for you this year,
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or ever again!
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Behold my super choo-choo,
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powered by clean coal,
of course.
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There's no such
thing as clean coal.
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[cackles loudly]
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The harmful emissions are
routed into the Carbon
Captured Storage.
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No harmful emissions will run
to the atmosphere.
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[cackles]
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All aboard!
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[horn hooting]
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What do we do, Santa?
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00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,645
We can't defeat the power
of clean coal!
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00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,820
[Coal Miner laughing wickedly]
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00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:10,740
I've got it. We have to fight
coal with coal.
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00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,176
I don't understand.
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00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,308
What a surprise.
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00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,614
[bell dings]
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[Robin grunts]
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[thudding]
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00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,923
No, no!
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You'll overload the carbon
capture storage tank.
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I've got your Christmas
present, Coal Miner.
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[yelling]
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No!
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[crying]
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My choo-choo.
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-[thuds]
-Like I said,
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there's no such thing
as clean coal.
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[sizzling]
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00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:49,300
Thanks to us, the Titans are
home safe and sound.
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00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,346
Be quiet and eat your cookies.
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00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,653
Look, it's the Santa signal.
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00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:57,700
Looks like we're the only ones
who won't get a holiday
this year.
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To the Claus canes.
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[beeps]
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[announcer] Tune in next Christmas to see if Santa
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00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,491
and Robin can save
the holiday again.
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