Original subtitles

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

Yo!

♪ That's cool, that's cool That's super dope ♪

♪ I like that, like that That's what's up ♪

♪ Come kick it with your boy Baby, that's what's up♪

♪ I gets down with the DP That's what's up ♪

♪ Yeah, that's what's up Yeah, that's what's up ♪

♪ You know this right here Yo, that's what's up ♪

[dramatic music playing]

[electrical buzzing]

[laughing maniacally]

Whatscha worksin' on, Chief?

It's a highly advanced virtual reality machine.

-[presses button] -[trumpet music playing]

Whoa! Super!

I wanna play it! I wanna play it!

Yeah! Hooks us up with some virtual reality games, yo!

It's not for playing games, you diggis.

I'm going to use it to trap the brain inside a simulated classroom lecture.

[professor] May I have your attention, please.

You are all wondering what today's lesson will be about.

Today's lesson in psychology is going to be about emotions.

Now, we all start with a primary set,

and as we grow older, we acquire more of them.

We've all read about Bluebeard's Closet and Pandora's Box,

-for most of you... -[yells]

...for the rest of his life!

[laughing]

Sounds unethical, Chief.

You got that right.

But what if he tries to escape?

That's the beauty of it.

Once he's inside the simulation, he can never get out.

Pshh, I can get out easy.

[Beast Boy] All you gots to do, is flip your brain upside down

till the simulation can't talks to it no mores.

"Flip your brain?" That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Whateves, ain't no problems, know hows.

Seeing as I'm going back to Jump City tomorrows.

[all] What!

Why didn't you tell us?

'Cause you dudes always act all crazy trying to get me to stay.

-No, we do not! -Really?

[dramatic music playing]

-[Negative Girl whistling] -[Robotman vocalizing]

Okay, so maybe we go a little crazy.

[in baby voice] But it's only because we love having you around so much.

I knows. But I's a big boy now.

I gosta go live my big boy life.

All right, if you want to leave tomorrow,

we promise we won't try to stop you.

Yous means it?

Of course we do.

We love you, brother, and we only want for you to be so very happy.

Aww, I loves you guys, too.

Come on and get you a hug!

Now! [presses button]

Aah, I thought we had him.

Look, I's leaving tomorrow,

so whatevers yous fools gots planned,

you just forgets about it...

-[elevator bells dings] -...'cause it ain't gonna work.

[laughs wickedly]

We'll see about that.

As a going-away gift,

I made you some of those weird vegan cookies you like so much.

Oh, sweet! That's that type made from the beans, yo!

[suspenseful music playing]

Hey, Robotmans, try one of these cookies.

-No! Wait! -Okay.

[chomping] Ooh, yum!

Oh, the texture is thick and only mildly enjoyable.

[blips and beeps]

-Hah! -[Robotman snoring]

I knews you put something in them cookies, mama!

Okay, here he comes. Get ready to wack him.

I will do the smashy, smashy, of his bumsie, wumsies.

And he won't be going anywhere. [chuckles]

-[roaring] -[both scream]

[laughs]

[humming]

-Yeah! -[dog yelling]

-Gotcha! -[whimpering]

Good catch! Now this little puppy won't be going anywhere.

[mouse squeaks]

-[Negative Girl] Hey! -[Beast Boy chuckling]

Bad news, kid, until you change your mind about leaving,

we're putting the house on lockdown.

-[alarm blares] -[thudding]

No one gets in and no one gets out.

Oh, yeah? [imitates gun cocking]

-You wouldn't. -I would!

-[rumbling] -[shaking]

[bird chirping]

[all mumbling and gagging]

Oh, let us out!

[Elasti-Girl] Let us out!

[bodies thud]

I gotsa big day of traveling tomorrow.

-[beeps] -Gots to get that good rest.

Night, ya'lls.

We have to stop him. I don't want to lose my little baby again this year.

But how? We've tried everything to get him to stay!

Not everything! [laughs wickedly]

[Beat Boy] Well, I'm out.

[Chief] Okay, bye-bye.

Ain't yous gonna stop me with some crazy shenanigans?

Nope, you're free to go.

Have a safe trip, my little honey bear.

Catch you later, big bro.

[sadly] Later.

Aah, it's good to be back.

Hold up, something's not right.

[gasps] I don't believe this!

They gone washed the windows!

It's about time! Them windows was nasty.

[machine beeping]

[laughing] Success!

He has no idea he's in the simulation.

[Negative Girl] Hmm, you're lucky he's buying it, Chief,

you made the tower look all jinky.

Yeah, so very jinky, Chief.

Do I look like some kind of Teen Titan expert to you both!

I had to take a few liberties.

What kind of liberties?

[machines beeping]

[robotic chomping]

[robotic chomping]

What up, what up, what up?

Look, the friends, the Beast Boy has returned.

Boo-yah, boo-yah!

Whatever.

It's about time you showed up.

You gave them our voices?

Would you get off my back?

All of the Titans are there, aren't they?

I put in Robin, I put in Raven, I put in Beast Boy.

You put in Beast Boy?

-[all chomping] -[robotic beeps]

Yo, my dude!

That's what's up!

[chuckles] Classic me.

[beeping continues]

Did you at least make the Titans jerks,

so that Beast Boy will want to come back home?

Of course. I'm a mad scientist, not an idiot.

So, what's the happs, yo?

Not much. We turned your room into an office,

so you're gonna have to sleep in the dumpster.

That's cool. I can chill with my rat homies.

[English accent] We also decided that you should do all of the unclogging

of toilets from now on. Boo-yah!

Oh, uh...

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gosta do it.

There's no easy way to say this,

but I find you physically repulsive.

Them words be tough to hear, but I appreciate your honesty, mama.

Friend, Beast Boy, it appears you have the something on your shirt.

Really? [yells]

[all laughing]

Man, you guys must have really missed me,

you're being so much nicer than usual.

[grunts] Nicer?

Chief, this isn't working!

Don't blame me! I programmed them to be jerks!

Oh, the Teen Titans must be the most awful people.

Chief, you gotta make them extra jerky.

Okay, okay, I'm adjusting their jerk programming now. [typing]

[all laughing]

Jerk protocols updated.

This one must be eliminated.

-[screams] -Whoa,

that is too jerky, Chief. Turn it down.

I can't! The controls only go one way.

Why would you do that?

Because that's how I do things...

To the extreme!

Then we have no choice.

We're gonna have to go inside and rescue him.

We better hurry. If Beast Boy dies

in the simulation, he dies in real life.

Why would you program your machine to kill people?

It's more extreme that way!

Well, Chief, if you wanted an extreme situation, you've got one.

-[suspenseful music playing] -[beeping]

Whoa! Hey!

[yells] This ain't funny, fools.

[machine whirring]

Stay away from my baby!

They're interfering with our primary objective.

-Destroy them! -[all yell]

[all yelling]

[Chief yelling]

-[electric buzzing] -[yelling]

[Negative Girl yelling]

Retreat.

These teenage Titans are too tough.

Of course they are. I programed them to fight like maniacs,

-to make it more-- -Extreme.

-We got it. -Give it a rest, Chief.

[all yelling]

What's the deal, yo!

None of this is real. It's a simulation.

We couldn't bear the thought of you leaving again,

so we hooked your brain up to the Chief's VR machine

so you can stay with us forever.

Wow! I can't believe you dudes love me so much

that you done trapped my brain inside a computer.

[tearfully] Can you ever forgive us?

Of course, I loves you guys, too.

-[firing] -[all shouting]

We are doomed!

No, we ain'ts.

All we's got to do to get out of this simulation,

is flip our brains upside down.

That's ridiculous! This is the most advanced VR simulation

ever created! There is no escape!

You wants to get out of here or not?

Then, shush your mush and listen.

Everybody, close your eyes and imagine that your brain

is a big, flat pancake,

all up in that grill, get it nice and golden brown.

[sizzling]

Here comes that good spatulas.

Getting in all up on under your brain, pancake.

Now, on the count of three, we's gonna flip it.

One, two, three!

[sizzling]

[rapid beeping]

-[explosion] -[all yell]

[soft chuckle] We made it!

[all cheering]

Yeah, guys!

And it's all thanks to you and your dumb brain pancake.

Now you guys going to finally let me go back homes for reals?

Of course we will, little buddy.

You can leave anytime you want.

Oh, yeah! Feel free.

Go right ahead, my little sweety pie.

Laters.

Now!

Oh!

♪ What, what, what!

♪ That is what is up there In the sky ♪

♪ Get me to the five