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♪ Yo! That's cool, that's cool That's super cool ♪
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♪ I like that, right there
That's what's up ♪
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♪ Come kick it with your boy
Baby, that's what's up ♪
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♪ I gets down with the DP
That's what's up ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's what's up
Yeah, that's what's up ♪
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♪ You know this right here, yo That's what's up ♪
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Above-ground pools
are dope, yo.
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They got
that good shallow water.
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Ain't gots to worry
about no deep end up in here.
10
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Okay, sure,
you cannot swim the laps,
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but why swim
when you can walk about
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upon your feetsies?
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It is much more natural.
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Then you gets to climb up
a ladder to get in.
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Whoo, yes!
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Ladders are so very classy,
am I correct?
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You's who have pools
in the ground are fools.
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'Cause we above the ground,
like them clouds.
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Beast Boy, can I ask you
a question?
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Of course,
you ask the best questions.
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Are we best bros?
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You know we's is.
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And there is no one else,
you share such a special
broship with?
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-Well, uh, you know, uh--
-What is that?
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[man screaming indistinctly]
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Look out!
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-[Beast Boy] Cyborg?
-What up, Beasty?
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It's your best bro
in the whole wide world,
here for a visit.
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Uh, it's good to see you.
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Uh, what's you doing
in Codsville?
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We were just fighting crime
in the neighborhood,
and you know I had to stop by.
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I should probably
get back to help.
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Oh, that's a shame, huh.
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But I'm not gonna.
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-Let's hang out!
-[Robotman clears throat]
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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Nice to, uh, meet you.
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Also as well,
meeting you is nice.
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-Dude, aren't you
gonna introduce us?
-[laughs nervously]
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I wish I could.
But you's was
just leaving, right?
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I clearly stated
I was going to hang.
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Come, Beast Boy, introduce us.
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-Yeah, don't make
this weird, bro.
-Fine.
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My brother-man,
meet my other brother-mans.
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Oh, so you have
another brother-mans?
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-I'm Cyborg.
-Robotman.
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Dude, that robot body
of yours is sick.
How'd you get it?
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It was the only way
to save my human brain
after a terrible accident.
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Get out of town! Me too.
Man, what are the odds?
51
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[computation processing]
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One in 75,989,600!
53
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So, what do you do for fun?
54
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I like to play video games,
I enjoy fixing things,
55
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and I love to collect
'80s nostalgia.
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You better stop!
I love '80s nostalgia!
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Check this.
My puppy sticker collection.
58
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[gasps] Puppy stickers
are so cool.
59
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It's like they jump
right off the page.
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They totally make me want to
ace my Geography exam.
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-Boomsies.
-Man, you and I have
so much in common.
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[gasps] You know what we are?
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[both] Brobots!
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[both vocalizing]
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So nice.
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I'm now wondering,
why Beast Boy
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did not introduce
us brobots sooner.
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'Cause I thought,
you'd both be jealous
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that I had another
robot best friend,
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and you's would fight about
who gets to spend
more times with me.
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Dude, that's nonsense.
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You should've worried
about you fighting to
spend time with us.
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Yeah, we have so much
in common, that I can
totally see
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our friendship becoming toxic
and unnatural.
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Yo, I'm loving that
my two best bros
are so cool with each other.
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Hey, do you all want to get
ice cream down at the beach?
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Only if I'm buyin'.
78
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What, you don't
like credit cards?
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They're fine as long
as you pay them off
in full, every month.
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Which is what I do, of course.
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That is what I like to hear.
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Hey, let's do this, yo.
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[piano music playing]
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♪ Good times, good friends
Oh, yes, please ♪
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♪ We're so so cool
Cold freeze ♪
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♪ Let me get a high-five
Boomsies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
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♪ Let me get a high-five
Boomsies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance, oh
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♪ Good times, good friends
Oh, yes, please ♪
93
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♪ We're so so cool
Cold freeze ♪
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♪ Let me get a high-five
Boomsies ♪
95
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
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♪ Everybody, let's dance
Likesies ♪
98
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♪ Let me get a high-five
Boomsies ♪
99
00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,591
♪ Everybody let's dance
100
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♪ Whoo, so so cool
You know it ♪
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-[sighs]
-It's okay, dude,
I'll buy you another one.
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You do not have
to do that, Cyborg.
It is only...
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[whimpering] Ice cream.
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It's no problem.
I love using this thing.
105
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And paying it off,
in full, each month!
106
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
We covered that.
107
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-Here you go.
-Thank you, Cyborg.
108
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-[beeping]
-Oh, it's the Titans.
I should probably go.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Let's keep this party going.
111
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Yeah! Let's go back
to the house and play charades.
112
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I don't know.
It looks like the Titans...
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I'm sorry,
did you say "charades"?
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-I did.
-I am in!
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You're up, Moms.
Charade this beast!
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[laughs] Got it.
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-A gorilla?
-A dead gorilla.
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-A birthday cake?
-A dead birthday cake.
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-[Negative Girl] No idea.
-None whatsoever.
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Seriously?
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It's obvious I'm a cat!
122
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Let's see you guys
just whip out a cat.
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[cat meows]
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That was the worst
cat impression
I've ever seen.
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Terrible. Just terrible.
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Cy, it's your turn.
127
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Oh! US President,
Zachary Taylor.
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-Booyah!
-[both laugh]
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How did you guess that?
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They're cheating, that's how.
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-We are not!
-The dude just gets me.
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And I gets the dude.
133
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Well, I don't wanna play
with cheaters.
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In that case,
let us watch a video
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from my collection
of 1980s situational comedies.
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I love '80s TV!
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Yeah, let's see.
138
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Growing Pains,
Small Wonder, Alf.
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[gasps] You've got Alf?
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I got Alf.
Yeah, I love that show so hot.
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I have all the VHS's.
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Me too.
Remember the one episode
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where he was driving
a convertible, and he
called up the family,
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and was like,
"I'm headed to Oxnard!"
145
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And then the dad says,
"Why are you going to Oxnard?"
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-[both laugh hysterically]
-Oh, yeah.
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Wow, you boys
sure have a lot in common.
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I know! It's like,
we're the same person.
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[echoes] Same person.
Same person.
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You know,
I could make that happen,
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if that's something
you'd be into.
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[gasps] You can combine us?
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Of course I can.
154
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Crazy unethical science
is my thing.
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Uh, don't you thinks
having the same body
is kind of messed up?
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Says the guy who didn't think
we'd get along.
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I think we would be crazy
to not share a body.
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Great. Then let's get started.
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[computer beeping]
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Is this going to hurt?
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If by "hurt," you mean,
"intense agony
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as all of your components
are violently ripped apart,"
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then yes, a little. [laughs]
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-[machine revving]
-Don't worry, bro.
I'm here for you.
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Everybody, stand back.
This is gonna be fun.
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[computer beeps]
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-Oggvard!
-Locksnard!
168
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Ah, would you look at them?
169
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They're literally
attached at the hip.
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This is so dope.
171
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Instead of two best friends,
now I got one big,
super best friend.
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Another win for crazy,
unethical science.
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[laughs]
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-Rogsnard!
-Wartsnarf! [groans]
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[both yelling indistinctly]
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What's happening, yo?
177
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Cyborg, Robotman!
178
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It appears
that by merging their bodies,
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I mistakenly
advanced their friendship
180
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to such a close personal level
181
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that the entire relationship,
has turned toxic and unnatural.
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[all exclaim]
183
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[both yelling gibberish]
184
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We have to separate them,
before they destroy Codsville.
185
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[car honks]
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[both speaking gibberish]
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Bros, you gots to
separate yourselves.
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Ahhh!
189
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Ahhh!
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Ow! Ooh.
191
00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:06,067
[groans] Oh, mans,
we can't even touch these guys.
192
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,243
Guess I was right
to keep them fools apart.
193
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,723
I was just wrong about whys.
194
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,203
That be the
strongest relationship
I ever saw.
195
00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,510
Then we have to
figure out a way to weaken it.
196
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,166
Beast Boy, you're their best
friend. You must know something
that will break them up.
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Yo, I gots it.
198
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,692
Yo, Robotman,
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if you's gonna be
sharing a body with Cyborg,
200
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,783
I think you should know
that he be swimming
201
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,915
in credit card debt.
202
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,265
[grunts] Credit card debt?
203
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:33,224
You said you paid it off
in full, every month!
204
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,663
So what? I'm buildin' up
my credit score.
205
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,361
Through the worst kind of debt
you can take on!
206
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,972
It comes with
a double-digit interest rate!
207
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,627
[sighs] How much
do you pay a month?
208
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The minimum.
209
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[yells] The minimum?
210
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It will take you years
to pay off the balance.
211
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I cannot live
with that kind of
financial stress!
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00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,768
[both grunting]
213
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,647
Our friendship was toxic
and unnatural...
214
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,388
and I will miss it forever.
215
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,651
Maybe, we could at least
stay in touch?
216
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:09,696
I'm afraid not.
217
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,219
Your relationship
is so dangerous
218
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,743
that it could one day
destroy the world.
219
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:17,747
[groans] Then I guess it means
we's can never alls
hangs out again.
220
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:21,795
I should go.
I guess I'll see you
when the summer's over, Beasty.
221
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,579
Whenever that will be.
222
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,367
No, you two
should totally hang.
223
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,761
I've been taking
all of your Beasty's time.
224
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,458
But the Titans need me.
225
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,635
I will go and take your place,
on the Teen Titans.
226
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,419
They won't notice.
227
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,290
I bet all they care about,
is if they have a robot
on the team.
228
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Are you sures about this, bro?
229
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Yeah, I'm sure.
230
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I'll see you soon.
231
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And you, I'll miss forever.
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Booyah, booyah!
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