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- Welcome to the family.
- Yeah, I'm finally in.
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- Your sister's just in for the day.
- Oh yeah?
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Just to observe.
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Rhea, we got her.
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The family trusts her.
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You get her on board, that's huge.
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I want Pierce.
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But it only works for me fast.
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On behalf of the Pierce family,
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the message would be a
typically balanced, nuanced
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and objective fuck off.
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- Shooter!
- Excuse me, excuse me!
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- What's going on?
- We just want to get you safe.
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Where's Kendall? Is he safe?
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ATN segment producer. It was a suicide.
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We did have one thing to mention.
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Twenty-four billion dollars.
And they can trust me.
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Would it be okay for me to
maybe go to another department?
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Stop pelting me!
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Security!
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You're not building a
ride that you came up with
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on your first day of
management training, Roman.
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Technically I'm your fucking boss.
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Go to bed and masturbate
all your ideas out.
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- Maybe I will.
- You disgusting little pig.
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What the fuck is going
on between you and dad?
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- Did he make you an offer?
- It's not going to be me.
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Thanks, Richard.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Hey, how are you? You made it!
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- How was London?
- Yeah.
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- Good. Yeah.
- Yeah? You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Uh...
Where's... Is Ken here? Is...
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- Uh... I don't know!
- Is Rom?
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I don't know. So, are...
you okay? What did you do?
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- Who did you see?
- Uh... Yeah, it was a blur.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
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I'm just preoccupied.
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Okay. But you don't think that...
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- What?
- You don't think it could be
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- today that he...
- What?
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- ... might announce you?
- No.
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But...
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Yeah, you know, full family
briefing pre-departure
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to the Pierces', where...
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it would be smart to have
someone to announce, so...
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, why didn't you say, honey?
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Because it probably isn't,
so would you relax? It's...
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I am relaxed. I'm just excited.
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Richard! Hail, my fellow toilerman.
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I have returned from real America,
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bearing the gift of sight.
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- How was summer camp?
- Hmm? What's that?
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Didn't catch that. I've been
down in the salt mines so long
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with my fellow Johnny Lunchpails,
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I no longer speak One-Percent.
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Mm, Roman, you were
slinging candy apples,
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not digging the Panama Canal.
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I've seen the world
for how it really is, Siobhan,
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and it has changed me.
I'm a kettle corn shoveler,
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here to show you frilly
clit-flickers the truth. Hi!
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Mm.
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Mwah! Hey, Con.
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How's the hooker with the heart of gold?
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... and, you know, I think
that could be a way in.
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Ho! Hello! Thanks, all. Um...
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Cars are waiting. But
first, some announcements.
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- Frank.
- So, as you know,
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the good news is that the
Pierces are entertaining
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our offer, but, bad news,
they're inquiring about
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your moral character,
hence this weekend.
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They all wanna look us in the teeth.
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Right. They want our 24 billion,
but they also wanna be able
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to ensure the integrity
of their news outlets
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- into the future.
- And I want an onion
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to taste like a fucking peach,
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but there you go.
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Before we waste a weekend,
can I just check
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why this time is gonna
be different, Dad?
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Lack of readership.
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PGM is getting
outflanked left and right.
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The whole edifice is crumbling.
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Oof! Well, that just
screams, "Bye, bye, bye!"
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I... I'm kidding. I get it.
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Even Nan, the queen
bee, is feeling the squeeze.
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The Pierce Family Trust has fractured.
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So, to ensure that
everything goes smoothly,
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we have prepared a few do's
and don'ts for the weekend.
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Oh, so, what, don't
shit in the soup tureen?
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Topics to stay clear of:
Ravenhead, ATN, Israel,
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Brightstar, and Cruise's rumor mill.
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- Mm.
- Steer onto gossip, investments,
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art, movies... Tittle-tattle.
Wider cultural interests.
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Well, what if your
wider cultural interest
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is hate-jerking to Instagram?
Just asking for a friend.
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Ooh, me! She's talking about me.
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What else? Oh, two drinks maximum.
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Not big drinkers.
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That's okay. Nobody here has any
glaring substance abuse issues
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that almost brought
down the company, right?
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Tom, we may have to shake you up
a little, push you around a bit.
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- Uh-huh?
- They hate ATN,
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- they hate our papers.
- You're the strawman
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for the sins of ATN. Cane
your haunches a bit, okay?
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Okay. Uh-huh. Could we...
Could we may... perhaps...
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- put the responsibility on Syd?
- No, no, no, no.
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I know what you're
saying, but no. We, uh...
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We need to wear the hair
shirt, call you a shitbag,
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and say that we never watch. Right?
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Okay. Got it. Hair shirt.
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Rhea and I will handle the big picture.
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Uh, remind me again, does
Rhea work for the company?
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Uh, remind us, do you?
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I'm just asking if we
really wanna entrust
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the fate of our company
to another company's CEO.
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- We can trust Rhea.
- Okay. We don't know Rhea.
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- I know Rhea.
- Who the fuck is Rhea?
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- Exactly.
- Guys, what dad is saying
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is, just know your
role and execute, okay?
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Well, my worry is that Kendall
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may come across as too cool and likable.
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Thanks for all your help.
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We need this. Bagging Pierce
is the key to our proxy defense.
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And the defense is life itself.
See you at Plymouth Rock.
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- You okay?
- Yeah. An hour late,
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and make no secret where you've been.
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- Yeah, we're good.
- And, uh,
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keep clean this weekend, eh, killer?
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Richard...
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- Oh! Sorry about it. After you.
- No, please.
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- Yep. Chivalry is not...
- You know.
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- Shit before the shovel.
- Allow me to be the shit.
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- Pinkie!
- Yeah.
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Let them take care
of the bottom-feeders.
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- We work on Nan.
- Uh-huh. Okay.
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- Good cop, misogynist cop?
- Ah, well, sure.
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You know, the woman thing?
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- Yeah. Well, yeah.
- They like your politics.
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Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I know you don't like this buy.
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No, no, I... You know,
I can see the logic. Yeah.
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- I guess.
- Good, good.
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Anyway, my baby soon.
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Hmm.
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♪ Succession 2x05 ♪
Tern Haven
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So, how's it going? The course?
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Oh. Um, it's actually, you
know, I mean, it's bullshit,
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but it's good. Yeah.
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Ah, well, I'm proud of you,
son. Getting back in there.
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Thank you, Dad.
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But this weekend, don't mention it.
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Sounds like you're back
in business kindergarten.
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Right. Thank you.
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Everybody smile.
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- I am smiling.
- Yeah, not like a pervert.
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Wow, Jesus. Check
out fucking Papa Smurf.
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Oh, this is too fucking weird already.
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St. Francis of Assisi!
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Are you ready for the rummage sale?
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You've brought me animals!
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Oh, welcome to Ternhaven,
our city on the hill.
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- Nan Pierce.
- Pleasure.
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I suppose you've been
waiting for this moment
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for quite a while,
haven't you, greedy-guts?
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- Well...
- Teasing. Teasing!
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Well, uh, thank you for
inviting us to your home.
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Well, I think we're gonna
have fun getting a look
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at all of you, won't we?
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Uh, Nan, stop blabbing
and let us at the canapés!
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Come, come homeward. Promises to keep,
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and miles to go before we sleep.
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Hello, lovely to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.
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Connor, I'm Marnie. Very nice...
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Pleasure.
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- Welcome.
- Nice to meet you.
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Gabriel. Nice to meet you.
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Shiv.
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- Hello, Eduardo
- We've met before.
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So, how are we looking?
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Issue?
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Naomi has flown in
from Marin, which is...
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a nice surprise.
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What does that do to the math, then?
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Does she... Does she have
a share? What does it mean?
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Well, it complicates it.
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So, why wasn't I prepared for this?
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Um... Because it's not my fucking job?
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- And ask your people?
- So?
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She usually sits these things out.
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- She has major juice with Nan.
- Could we do it without Nan?
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- Marnie!
- Yes?
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Hey. You, me and a martini, now!
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Oh, yes!
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Um... Oh.
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Oh... Penis cat.
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- Mm. "This wine is triumphant"?
- _
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- Uh...
- No?
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- "Your vagina trumpets."
- Shh.
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It's, uh, "I triumph in the truth."
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Oh! Right, of course, truth.
Love it. It's the best, right?
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Truth. He seems cool.
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Everyone. I promise not to
interrupt your tipple for long,
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but I just wanted to take a brief moment
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to welcome you to our funny little house
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and to let our guests know
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that what you're drinking is
Hank Pierce's Break Bumper!
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The Break Bumper!
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The recipe is still,
and no-one believes,
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from the wallet of
Teddy Roosevelt's valet.
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- Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Welcome.
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- Oh.
- Mm! So...
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Yeah, I'm actually getting
my second PhD right now in...
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- Oh!
- ... Africana Studies from Brown.
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Wow! So you'll be a double doctor?
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Well, the second PhD is much harder.
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Yeah, five years is
an absolute gauntlet.
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Oh, I'm sure. But just think, yeah,
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once you're done, you won't
have to waste the twelve seconds
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it takes to look up
something on Wikipedia.
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But seriously, though,
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you know, well done.
It's quite an achievement.
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Yeah, thank you.
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- Connor Roy!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Maxim Pierce.
- Hi.
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The man who would be king, hmm?
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Don Quixote of Iowa,
tilting at straw polls!
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Yep. I've got a big old tent,
and everyone's welcome.
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So, uh, are you in politics?
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Sort of. Brookings Institute.
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Ah, Brookings! Yes, of course,
a fine, elite establishment.
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Oh, I didn't take you for a fan!
I thought you were on the whole
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"abolish the federal reserve",
"fluoride is poison",
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pissing in jars end of things.
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Uh, no, I'm actually on the
liberty and justice for all
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end of things, but
hey, different strokes!
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Mm. Here comes Ken. Spiraling down.
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Uh, Rom, you remember Naomi?
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Ah! Yeah, that's right!
From the... From the thing.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, the thing.
244
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Where you tried to
order my family's legacy
245
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over the phone, like an Uber Eats.
246
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- Of course.
- Burn.
247
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- How are you?
- That's the thing.
248
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Uh, you know, I'm well. I'm very well.
249
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I'm working real hard, you know.
250
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- Yeah? Hmm.
- Yeah, no. Not at all, really.
251
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Maybe. Who knows.
252
00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:40,564
What he meant to say is
that he's really passionate
253
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about maintaining the integrity
of the customer-facing brands.
254
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,937
Wow.
255
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:47,906
You have an interesting family.
256
00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:51,109
Yeah, I apologize
for the lateness of my son.
257
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- Oh, well.
- He's been volunteering.
258
00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,980
Really? That's impressive.
259
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:58,983
He has the time, even in the
teeth of a takeover battle?
260
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,550
- Well...
- He's very capable.
261
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,319
A lot of bandwidth.
262
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,355
Oh, it's wonderful to
have such bandwidth,
263
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after everything that... You know.
264
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,826
Uh... No, thank you, I'm...
265
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,561
Rosa! Rosa, have a drink with us.
266
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,330
Oh, I have to finish the dinner, Miss.
267
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,832
No, I know, but just...
just one. You can take a break,
268
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,234
- can't you?
- But dinner.
269
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:20,503
Well... All right. All right.
You never treat yourself.
270
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Ah. Kendall!
271
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Hi! You made it! Ah, we missed you, son.
272
00:15:28,746 --> 00:15:31,781
Thanks, Dad. Yeah.
I, uh... missed you too.
273
00:15:31,782 --> 00:15:35,284
Uh, are you all right
for targeting Peter?
274
00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:39,756
Uh, you know, shove a bar of
gold down his fucking throat?
275
00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:41,857
Yeah, sure. Got it. Good.
276
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Pardon me, um... As my family knows
277
00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:53,369
only too well, I am... I ain't
no master of the speechifying,
278
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:57,239
but I would, uh... I would
just like to thank the Pierces
279
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for their hospitality. Um...
Like Romans amongst you Greeks,
280
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:06,315
I'm sure you find us all
rather, you know, big, vulgar,
281
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and boisterous.
282
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We... We appreciate your forbearance.
283
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,456
And, uh, well, you know,
as an old news man,
284
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:18,894
I'd be remiss if I... if
I didn't commend all of you
285
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:24,065
for your stewardship of PGM,
because wherever we are
286
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,569
on the political spectrum,
we can all agree,
287
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,704
for decade after decade,
288
00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:33,809
your outlets have been essential
289
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to the functioning
of our grand republic.
290
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- Long may they so remain.
- Hear, hear.
291
00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:42,517
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
292
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,919
He would like to kill and shit on you!
293
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:49,256
Wow, I like this Dad. Why
couldn't this Dad be Dad?
294
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,628
Eh. You clean up nice.
295
00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:56,797
How are you?
296
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,401
Uh... I'm good. Good.
297
00:16:59,402 --> 00:17:00,634
How are you really?
298
00:17:02,971 --> 00:17:06,141
Um... Uh... You know.
299
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:10,078
Yeah, I know. I know.
It's good to see you.
300
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,880
- We could use the help.
- Oh, "we"?
301
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:16,650
Mm-hmm. You, them, us. Whatever.
302
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,729
I think it's great.
Of course it's going well.
303
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:32,066
I mean, no-one's fucked Nan
or killed her cat by accident,
304
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,500
so I think we're doing pretty good.
305
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,436
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- Have you seen that guy?
306
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,613
Excuse me.
307
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:39,106
What the fuck did you say to Mark?
308
00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:42,109
- Making cracks about his PhD?
- Well, it was a joke!
309
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,585
- He laughed.
- Yeah, it seemed
310
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,814
- he did not enjoy that.
- He's a yes, Shiv! He's solid!
311
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,382
Why are you even bothering with him?
312
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,817
- Have we lost sight of Maxim?
- Who's on Maxim?
313
00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:53,445
Me, and I just have to
say, if he contradicts
314
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:55,491
any more planks in my
political philosophy,
315
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,934
I'm gonna piss in his Break Bumper.
316
00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:59,225
Hey! Hey, he's leaning "no sale".
317
00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:01,595
Cut the horseshit, know your role.
318
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,630
- Yeah, Pa.
- And, uh, Shiv,
319
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:04,764
I want you on Nan.
320
00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:06,332
Okay, Dad, we don't
have to be so schematic.
321
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,567
Romulus.
322
00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:09,869
When you laugh, please
do it at the same volume
323
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,337
as everyone else.
324
00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:12,973
We didn't get you from a hyena farm.
325
00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:14,774
- Thanks, Pop.
- The good news is that Nan
326
00:18:14,775 --> 00:18:16,643
already seems to be spending
the money in her head,
327
00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:18,612
but she can still be
swayed by her family,
328
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:19,879
so every cousin counts.
329
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,748
Oh, I think Marnie might
be leaning "sell", so...
330
00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:25,151
Marnie isn't a problem. Now, everybody,
331
00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:28,354
stay in your lanes. Who's on Peter?
332
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,589
Yeah, I got it, Dad.
333
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,324
Oh, oh, you got it? I'm
so impressed. Shut up.
334
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,992
Okay, a bit of Lincoln
Center chat, okay?
335
00:18:32,993 --> 00:18:34,660
He's worried that we're barbarians.
336
00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:35,928
- And Naomi.
- Yeah.
337
00:18:35,929 --> 00:18:37,130
- Hit Naomi!
- Got it.
338
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,263
Okay, onwards.
339
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,611
Can't stand up to Maxim?
340
00:18:40,612 --> 00:18:41,954
Tabs, you gonna help me on that?
341
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,445
- He's an asshole!
- What part of your policy
342
00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:44,736
- was he "not right now"?
- No, no, no, no, no.
343
00:18:44,737 --> 00:18:46,637
No, everything. He's dismissing.
344
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:54,780
- Well, nice work so far.
- Merci beaucoup.
345
00:18:54,781 --> 00:18:57,516
I'm very excited to be getting top marks
346
00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,450
along with your other pupils.
347
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,353
... conservative, or are they...
348
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:37,355
Excellent work. Thank you so much.
349
00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:40,457
Yeah. How many breakers you had?
350
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,729
Whoa, whoa!
351
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:48,098
Bravo.
352
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,069
Oh, stop!
353
00:19:58,211 --> 00:19:59,343
Now...
354
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:01,879
Grace.
355
00:20:03,316 --> 00:20:05,916
I'm afraid we've gone
so Unitarian out here
356
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,818
that we've given up on poor Jesus,
357
00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:10,387
and we have started
worshipping Shakespeare!
358
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,323
Your scepter.
359
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,294
Hmm.
360
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:24,602
The purest treasure...
mortal time affords
361
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,502
is spotless reputation.
362
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:32,109
That away, men are but gilded loam,
363
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,610
or painted clay.
364
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:39,449
Mine honor is my life; both grow in one.
365
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:43,184
Take honor from me, and my life is done.
366
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:47,155
Wow.
367
00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:55,431
Soup's on, people.
368
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,536
Hey, that was awesome.
369
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:06,308
- I'm Kendall.
- I know. Naomi.
370
00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:08,209
Yeah, I know.
371
00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:12,348
So, uh, are you, like, a...
372
00:21:12,349 --> 00:21:15,117
- an actress or like a poetess?
- Oh...
373
00:21:15,118 --> 00:21:17,653
Or something? Because
that was pretty legit.
374
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:18,988
Oh, I, uh, volunteer
375
00:21:18,989 --> 00:21:21,456
at a drug addiction treatment
center in Mill Valley,
376
00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:24,193
and I continue my
recovery there as well.
377
00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:30,065
Oh. Oh, wow. That... That's great. I...
378
00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:32,566
Yeah, I'm actually in recovery myself.
379
00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:37,706
- I know.
- Okay.
380
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:43,078
My not-so-spotless
reputation precedes me.
381
00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:46,547
- No, I could just tell.
- Really?
382
00:21:47,717 --> 00:21:49,150
Oh, okay. Right.
383
00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:53,689
I'd like to have three novels
and a memoir going at once.
384
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:57,426
- It's like natural selection.
- Oh, brother, I hear that.
385
00:21:57,427 --> 00:22:01,396
- Are you a reader?
- Me? Oh, big time. Yeah.
386
00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:05,367
Can you recommend anything
that Oprah isn't pushing?
387
00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:09,304
- Any new fiction?
- Right?
388
00:22:09,305 --> 00:22:13,074
Oh! Uh, yeah, sure, I can. Um...
389
00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:16,244
I rather enjoyed The Electric Circus.
390
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:17,813
- The Electric Circus.
- Mm-hmm.
391
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,482
- Who's the author?
- What was that? What?
392
00:22:20,483 --> 00:22:22,916
- Who's the author?
- Oh! Oh, gosh.
393
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:29,557
I wanna say... Shit. Who was
it? It was, oh... Timothy Lipton.
394
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,192
Uh-huh? What's it about? Rom?
395
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:33,794
Uh, what's The Electric Circus about?
396
00:22:33,795 --> 00:22:37,264
- Uh-huh.
- It is about a young man
397
00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:38,632
making his way through the world,
398
00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,835
except in two different time periods.
399
00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:42,844
It kind of switches
back and forth between...
400
00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:46,273
The circus part is
a, you know, metaphor.
401
00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:47,875
For what?
402
00:22:47,876 --> 00:22:50,811
For the anxiety of modern life, Siobhan.
403
00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:52,346
I'm not seeing it on Google.
404
00:22:52,347 --> 00:22:54,147
You said it's called
"The Electric Circus"?
405
00:22:54,148 --> 00:22:56,816
Yeah. I thou... I mean, shit.
Is it The Electric Circus?
406
00:22:56,817 --> 00:22:58,084
Well, I think it's called...
407
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,853
That's all very
interesting, but let's just
408
00:22:59,854 --> 00:23:02,121
- agree to disagree, shall we?
- Sure!
409
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:05,558
Well, that's just
the sort of expert analysis
410
00:23:05,559 --> 00:23:08,060
I'd expect from a deep-state
wonk with both lips
411
00:23:08,061 --> 00:23:09,962
firmly glued to the Soros teat.
412
00:23:09,963 --> 00:23:11,831
Oh, well, you can't change Washington
413
00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,633
without knowing Washington
414
00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:14,834
I mean, can you name me
415
00:23:14,835 --> 00:23:16,569
one member of the House
Commerce Committee?
416
00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,194
Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one.
417
00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:21,073
Uh, Representative
Ferdinand D. Who-Gives-A-Shit
418
00:23:21,074 --> 00:23:24,277
from the great state
of No-One-Fucking-Cares.
419
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:27,580
Well, I'm convinced. I
mean, clear some space
420
00:23:27,581 --> 00:23:30,082
on Mount Rushmore, folks!
421
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,350
Yeah, yeah, well...
422
00:23:31,351 --> 00:23:33,151
I actually thought
you said the wrecking ball.
423
00:23:40,227 --> 00:23:42,028
I just wanted to say, I'm, uh...
424
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:45,164
What you're doing, the
PhDs, I think it's great.
425
00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:47,666
- I'm sorry if I...
- No, no! It was a hit,
426
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,735
a very palpable hit!
427
00:23:49,736 --> 00:23:51,103
I can take a joke.
428
00:23:51,104 --> 00:23:53,306
Oh, right. Because it was a joke.
429
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,373
Of course.
430
00:23:54,374 --> 00:23:55,798
Are you pleased to be
out of politics, Siobhan?
431
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:59,645
Oh, yes, I am. I'm getting over
it like a nasty stomach bug.
432
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,380
- Mm-hmm.
- It can be a dirty business.
433
00:24:01,381 --> 00:24:04,682
Made dirtier by a certain
cable news behemoth.
434
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:07,819
- Oh, come on, Rhea, let's play nice now.
- Oh?
435
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:12,190
We can discuss the white nationalist
elephant in the room, can't we?
436
00:24:12,191 --> 00:24:14,492
Tug on its trunk a bit?
437
00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:16,962
I'm not operationally involved.
438
00:24:16,963 --> 00:24:19,697
Come on.
439
00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:22,167
No, no, no, I let my
people do their own thing.
440
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:25,870
I mean, if you... If you
wanna talk ATN, you know,
441
00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:27,772
Tom's the barbarian.
442
00:24:27,773 --> 00:24:32,844
Hi, hello, I'm the...
right-wing ogre at your service.
443
00:24:35,814 --> 00:24:37,851
Wait, you don't even
believe your own stuff?
444
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:41,251
Well, I've always wanted to
balance Waystar's portfolio
445
00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:42,852
with, um...
446
00:24:43,654 --> 00:24:46,423
with... voice...
447
00:24:46,424 --> 00:24:50,427
- From the left?
- Well, no. Pierce isn't...
448
00:24:50,428 --> 00:24:53,998
Your people just follow the
truth, wherever it leads, right?
449
00:24:53,999 --> 00:24:58,935
Oh, well, you know, our
people are just hacks.
450
00:24:58,936 --> 00:25:00,304
Oh!
451
00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:02,672
- But we like 'em.
- Come on!
452
00:25:02,673 --> 00:25:04,375
I mean, I guess our... our people
453
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:06,310
try to follow the truth, too, Shiv.
454
00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:08,845
You give them what they need,
we give them what they want.
455
00:25:08,846 --> 00:25:10,514
We make a good match.
456
00:25:10,515 --> 00:25:12,482
Of course. Right. No, Dad...
457
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:17,186
I think we, Dad, just wants
a bigger tent, a bigger pie.
458
00:25:17,187 --> 00:25:19,188
It means more profit,
459
00:25:19,189 --> 00:25:21,324
and then more investment.
460
00:25:21,325 --> 00:25:24,960
So, I suppose that just
makes me a prim little matron,
461
00:25:24,961 --> 00:25:26,962
if I object to being fumbled
462
00:25:26,963 --> 00:25:28,597
by the invisible hand of the market?
463
00:25:28,598 --> 00:25:30,366
Th... That's... No.
464
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:31,901
That's not what I meant. I...
465
00:25:31,902 --> 00:25:35,338
Sure, a fair exchange
isn't exactly robbery,
466
00:25:35,339 --> 00:25:38,374
and money does allegedly
make the world go round, so...
467
00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,776
Money? Money is a social construct,
468
00:25:40,777 --> 00:25:43,579
whereas virtue, integrity,
469
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,481
these things actually exist.
470
00:25:45,482 --> 00:25:47,816
Well, the... Just... Well,
because just this morning,
471
00:25:47,817 --> 00:25:50,052
I went to the store, and
I bought a pound of ham,
472
00:25:50,053 --> 00:25:51,554
and I paid for it by, you know,
473
00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:52,721
telling them I was really worried
474
00:25:52,722 --> 00:25:53,789
about the environment.
475
00:25:55,825 --> 00:25:57,860
Don't mind Tom, he
finds other people's integrity
476
00:25:57,861 --> 00:25:59,595
a personal affront, for some reason.
477
00:25:59,596 --> 00:26:02,531
Well, yes, that's...
Thank you, I'm a piece of dirt.
478
00:26:02,532 --> 00:26:04,433
Oh, yep. Yep. I'll take it.
479
00:26:04,434 --> 00:26:05,834
Right!
480
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:10,105
Wait a minute, but Tom, Tom,
if there was an acquisition,
481
00:26:10,106 --> 00:26:11,840
then, as head of news,
482
00:26:11,841 --> 00:26:14,509
you would be the guy in charge
of our crown jewels, right?
483
00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:17,279
Oh, well, we'd have to see about that.
484
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,347
Ooh! Hear that, Tom?
485
00:26:19,348 --> 00:26:21,749
Sounds dicey. Got a pitch?
486
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,287
Tom, everything rests on
what you're about to say.
487
00:26:25,288 --> 00:26:27,556
Oh, lay off him!
488
00:26:27,557 --> 00:26:30,024
Oh, wait a minute,
though. I didn't hear.
489
00:26:30,025 --> 00:26:33,194
So, would he stay on
as the head of news?
490
00:26:35,764 --> 00:26:38,700
- I...
- Ooh, king of edible leaves,
491
00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:40,334
His Majesty, the spinach.
492
00:26:42,572 --> 00:26:45,540
Look, I just, uh... I think there's...
493
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,509
The business, the journalistic values...
494
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,707
- Mm-hmm.
- There's a lot of admirers in this family.
495
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,793
That's all.
496
00:26:50,794 --> 00:26:56,617
Uh, like all recent converts,
Shiv is a zealot.
497
00:26:56,618 --> 00:27:00,221
I think what we can all agree on is that
498
00:27:00,222 --> 00:27:03,924
it's great for people to
communicate, of whatever stripe.
499
00:27:03,925 --> 00:27:07,060
I think it was Thoreau
who said of the telegraph,
500
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:10,431
"Maine may speak to Texas,
but what if they have nothing
501
00:27:10,432 --> 00:27:12,500
to say to one another?
502
00:27:12,501 --> 00:27:14,801
That should be engraved into
the bezel of every iPhone
503
00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,370
- in the world.
- Oh!
504
00:27:16,371 --> 00:27:19,940
- Hear, hear! The bezel.
- Have you spoken to Shirley?
505
00:27:19,941 --> 00:27:23,244
I'm so sorr... Will you excuse
us for two seconds? I'm so worried
506
00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:25,412
- about our... It's a...
- Our dog, Mondale.
507
00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:26,947
It's a dog thing. So silly. Sorry to...
508
00:27:26,948 --> 00:27:28,615
Is very ill at the moment.
509
00:27:28,616 --> 00:27:29,682
Arthritis. We think it's arthritis.
510
00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:31,051
- So sorry.
- His hips.
511
00:27:31,052 --> 00:27:32,918
Excuse us. Sorry.
512
00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:37,223
They have a dog. A dog named Mondale.
513
00:27:37,224 --> 00:27:39,126
- Oh!
- That's helpful, right?
514
00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:40,160
Yeah, it is.
515
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:42,538
This is... This is what happens.
You get given the keys to the castle,
516
00:27:42,539 --> 00:27:44,965
and then you get paralyzed,
staring into the eyes of the cobra.
517
00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,566
You're riding me pretty hard in there.
518
00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:47,668
You think I should
519
00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:48,859
- fight back more?
- You know, and then,
520
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,783
he smells the vacillation,
and then he's just...
521
00:27:50,784 --> 00:27:53,206
He's got you. You're done.
He's juiced another lemon.
522
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,175
It would be nice if you
stopped beating up on me too.
523
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,538
- What?
- Maybe you could stop
524
00:27:56,539 --> 00:27:59,112
- beating up on me too.
- What? What do...
525
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,580
That's just nothing. That's silly.
526
00:28:01,581 --> 00:28:04,116
- What... No-one cares.
- Well, technically, I care.
527
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,584
- I care.
- Well, sometimes you say
528
00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:08,355
stupid things. You know, he's
got me second-guessing myself.
529
00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:10,877
I'm wavering on the best
strategy for landing a deal
530
00:28:10,878 --> 00:28:11,980
that I don't even like.
531
00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:16,762
- I really want this!
- I know.
532
00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,898
Really, I wanna be
sitting at that table.
533
00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:21,866
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
534
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:24,268
Listen to me.
535
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,338
You are sitting at the table.
536
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:29,808
You are.
537
00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:33,278
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
538
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,347
I'm good. Mm-hmm. Let's go.
539
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,320
They're trying to adopt.
You know, the list is,
540
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:45,556
like, insane, so I'm thinking,
like, if they can't have a baby
541
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,260
in six months, I'm just gonna,
you know, offer them my womb.
542
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,196
Why not? I'm young, I'm hardy.
543
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,517
I have a friend who
did that. It was so great.
544
00:28:53,518 --> 00:28:56,725
- Mm.
- Uh, but if it's not too rude to ask,
545
00:28:56,726 --> 00:28:59,237
then what about you two?
546
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,740
Oh, you mean us having
a baby? No, we're not planning
547
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,779
- to have a baby, because...
- Oop.
548
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,243
... that would require us having sex.
549
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,504
- Whoa! Hey now.
- I'm so sorry.
550
00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:09,747
- I don't mean to pry.
- Oh, yes you did.
551
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,049
No, no, no, no. It's
totally fine. That's just...
552
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:15,419
That's, like, not how we
do it. It's not our thing.
553
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,755
We're kind of like eunuch besties.
554
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,957
- Well, I wouldn't say that.
- It works for us.
555
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:23,394
It's a joke, obviously.
She's kidding. We're actually
556
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:27,365
quite relentless in that
regard. Just Fuck City.
557
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:30,568
Bingo, bango, bongo.
558
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,537
Anyway, you don't have any kids, right?
559
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:39,041
- Refreshed?
- Oh? Uh...
560
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,213
Yeah. Yep, you bet.
561
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:47,109
Marcia, so, so tell me.
You... You grew up in Beirut.
562
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:48,318
What was that like?
563
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,588
Well, she... She doesn't
really like to talk about it.
564
00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:54,858
Or you don't like to ask about it.
565
00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:59,196
Well, um... when we first
met, the first or second night,
566
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:02,166
we stayed up all night, um...
567
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,669
And she told me her whole life story.
568
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:09,807
If I had a year, I couldn't
tell you my whole life.
569
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,710
- Uh-huh. Fine.
- Interesting.
570
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,779
Another glass for both of you?
571
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:18,014
Well, now, we tend to
kind of keep it to...
572
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,114
Yes, thank you.
573
00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:21,750
Excuse me?
574
00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:25,120
His cellar is all New World,
and it doesn't suit me.
575
00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:27,623
Well, why didn't you say?
576
00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:33,062
It suits you, so it can suit me.
See? I'm not a difficult person.
577
00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:35,298
- Uh-huh.
- Well, as long as
578
00:30:35,299 --> 00:30:39,235
the fat is being chewed,
I suppose I would be remiss
579
00:30:39,236 --> 00:30:40,970
not to mention that
you're being targeted
580
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:43,339
for acquisition yourself, correct?
581
00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:45,407
Oh, oh, that. Well, that's...
582
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,310
You know, that's all over.
583
00:30:47,311 --> 00:30:49,912
- Well, alas.
- Sandy's not well.
584
00:30:49,913 --> 00:30:52,247
Syphilis, if you can believe it.
585
00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:55,317
Uh. I... Yeah. I never...
586
00:30:55,318 --> 00:30:57,485
I never believed that the takeover bid
587
00:30:57,486 --> 00:31:01,756
- was real to begin with.
- Hmm. A Potemkin pillage.
588
00:31:05,427 --> 00:31:09,731
Oh, look, I have to ask.
The internal differences.
589
00:31:09,732 --> 00:31:13,434
- Have they been smoothed over?
- Oh, very much so.
590
00:31:13,435 --> 00:31:18,740
And any thought given to whom
you might hand over the keys?
591
00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:21,209
Why, Madam, that is very forward.
592
00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:22,709
And you're no fun.
593
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,981
We're all friends here now, aren't we?
594
00:31:26,982 --> 00:31:29,416
Well, uh...
595
00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:32,652
Gerri is on the paperwork as a stopgap,
596
00:31:32,653 --> 00:31:35,890
but even she'd be the first
to admit that she couldn't
597
00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:37,456
really do the job.
598
00:31:38,626 --> 00:31:40,327
Well, maybe the second to admit.
599
00:31:42,497 --> 00:31:45,365
Uh... There is a name.
600
00:31:46,935 --> 00:31:51,171
But, you know, I really don't
like to deal in hypotheticals.
601
00:31:51,172 --> 00:31:54,541
Ooh. He's an enigma.
602
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:58,344
- Well, one day.
- What a tease, folks.
603
00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:05,318
- Just whisper it in my ear.
- You know, I'll start to think
604
00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:06,819
I'm not wanted.
605
00:32:09,624 --> 00:32:11,724
Just... You can...
606
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,294
Well, you know, uh...
607
00:32:14,295 --> 00:32:16,896
Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad, just
tell them it's gonna be me.
608
00:32:21,803 --> 00:32:24,503
- Is that so?
- That is so.
609
00:32:26,507 --> 00:32:30,076
- Roman, what's happening?
- Mm. My life just ended.
610
00:32:30,077 --> 00:32:33,279
It's been discussed, um,
but I don't think we're quite
611
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,683
- at the point where, uh...
- No, not any time soon.
612
00:32:37,684 --> 00:32:40,353
We've, uh... We've
discussed the transition
613
00:32:40,354 --> 00:32:43,189
- and some arrangements.
- We won't bore you.
614
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:49,195
No! But I though we
could tell you all, though,
615
00:32:49,196 --> 00:32:50,529
as friends.
616
00:32:50,530 --> 00:32:52,798
Yeah. You know, maybe this dinner
617
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,701
was a little bit premature.
Seems like you guys
618
00:32:55,702 --> 00:32:57,103
are still working some things out.
619
00:32:57,104 --> 00:33:00,573
No, no, Peter, don't worry,
this is just family hijinks,
620
00:33:00,574 --> 00:33:03,742
- as usual. We're good.
- Is that true?
621
00:33:03,743 --> 00:33:06,744
Will you stop?
622
00:33:13,886 --> 00:33:17,990
Well, anyway, I, um...
I was just thinking,
623
00:33:17,991 --> 00:33:21,626
it is such a beautiful,
clear night out. Uh...
624
00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,894
- Mark...
- Huh.
625
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:30,502
- Mark?
- I said, "Huh".
626
00:33:30,503 --> 00:33:34,406
Would you like to guide us on
a little after-dinner stargaze?
627
00:33:34,407 --> 00:33:38,543
Uh, stargaze? I would love
to show you our little corner
628
00:33:38,544 --> 00:33:42,380
- of the sky.
- Marvelous.
629
00:33:42,381 --> 00:33:44,516
Boots for everyone, not to worry.
630
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:54,491
- Mm. Did you know?
- Uh, no. No, I did not know.
631
00:34:20,118 --> 00:34:21,217
Shall we?
632
00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:31,162
Keep in mind that I got
my PhD at Columbia in '89,
633
00:34:31,163 --> 00:34:35,666
so I'm not what Whitman would
call a "learned astronomer".
634
00:34:37,269 --> 00:34:40,404
Right? No, but... So, I wish
I could show you through, uh...
635
00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:42,673
Through a telescope,
but our naked eyes...
636
00:34:42,674 --> 00:34:46,577
- Having fun?
- Oh, sure.
637
00:34:46,578 --> 00:34:51,582
- I am having fun.
- Me too.
638
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:55,485
- You too?
- Watching you people melt down
639
00:34:55,486 --> 00:35:02,357
is the most deeply satisfying
activity on planet Earth.
640
00:35:03,327 --> 00:35:06,262
Oh, yeah? Uh-huh.
641
00:35:06,263 --> 00:35:09,566
- Thank you.
- Sure. You got it.
642
00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,501
We, uh... We aim to please.
643
00:35:13,972 --> 00:35:16,940
No, I... feel quite redundant.
644
00:35:16,941 --> 00:35:19,142
I mean, I came here to
fuck any deal, but...
645
00:35:19,143 --> 00:35:23,579
it seems you all have just
fucked it yourselves, so...
646
00:35:31,388 --> 00:35:32,554
So...
647
00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,458
are you gonna ask me?
648
00:35:38,729 --> 00:35:39,861
Ask you what?
649
00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:46,202
Would you like to do some
illegal drugs with me?
650
00:35:46,203 --> 00:35:50,071
- Yes, I would.
- Good. This way.
651
00:35:54,245 --> 00:35:55,477
Okay, goodnight.
652
00:36:01,817 --> 00:36:05,086
Jeepers-fucking-creepers,
653
00:36:05,087 --> 00:36:07,556
what a shit-piñata. That was like...
654
00:36:07,557 --> 00:36:11,660
That was like the most
Roy thing I have ever seen.
655
00:36:11,661 --> 00:36:14,896
It's like I got a quart of
Roy injected into my eyeballs.
656
00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:17,466
- Is there booze?
- Are you kidding?
657
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,702
No, it's just Emily Dickinson
and low-thread-count sheets.
658
00:36:20,703 --> 00:36:22,137
Shiv, what...
659
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,573
What even was that?
Explain the chess move.
660
00:36:24,574 --> 00:36:27,976
I... I don't know. I just... I
just... I just fucking said it.
661
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,780
- You just said it? No plan?
- No, not really. I...
662
00:36:31,781 --> 00:36:33,414
I guess I thought, you know, "Fuck him.
663
00:36:33,415 --> 00:36:35,249
Fuck him for stringing me along!"
664
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,152
Just, you know, shit or get off the pot.
665
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,287
Right. Right?
666
00:36:39,288 --> 00:36:42,123
But, you know, I guess I didn't
really think that so much as...
667
00:36:42,124 --> 00:36:45,426
As, you know, just...
Oh, Jesus Christ, my head.
668
00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:47,762
Because I'm not sure how
much love there is for me
669
00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:50,832
in a... as a sort of independent-of-you
670
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,500
sort of person. You know?
671
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,435
Yeah, my dad doesn't
really like to be pushed.
672
00:36:54,436 --> 00:36:57,038
- No.
- No, so there could be repercussions.
673
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:59,039
- Like what?
- Yeah, like, uh...
674
00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,341
I don't know, just like...
675
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,579
Like if, uh, I've fucked it.
676
00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:06,613
You've fucked it?
677
00:37:08,317 --> 00:37:09,382
Right.
678
00:37:14,423 --> 00:37:15,522
Right.
679
00:37:20,329 --> 00:37:21,828
I used to be a maniac.
680
00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:28,168
A beast, but... It's a different
situation for me now.
681
00:37:28,169 --> 00:37:29,836
Right.
682
00:37:32,241 --> 00:37:34,275
- You should hear yourself.
- Screw you.
683
00:37:34,276 --> 00:37:36,009
- Yeah.
- Okay?
684
00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:39,547
But there are levels.
685
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:42,215
Sure. No, it's true. Yeah,
I mean, I was basically
686
00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,182
hanging by a fucking thread.
687
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,689
I'm coming through, you know?
688
00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:53,191
- Like, I'm getting it together.
- Mm-hmm.
689
00:37:54,695 --> 00:37:56,995
Yeah, me too.
690
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,200
I know how that sounds, but...
691
00:38:03,671 --> 00:38:04,770
... it's true.
692
00:38:09,377 --> 00:38:10,410
I can't even...
693
00:38:10,411 --> 00:38:12,245
Those stars were amazing.
694
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,247
Can't even brush my fucking teeth now.
695
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,182
Such a fun weekend you brought me on.
696
00:38:16,183 --> 00:38:20,686
Well. Am I stupid? Am I a
fucking idiot? Am I stupid?
697
00:38:20,687 --> 00:38:22,021
- Ro?
- Yeah.
698
00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:23,956
- I... I have a meeting on Monday.
- Uh-huh.
699
00:38:23,957 --> 00:38:26,358
You know? And so I'd just,
like... I really wanna
700
00:38:26,359 --> 00:38:28,728
deal with all your
neuroses and talk about it
701
00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:31,497
and everything, but if you're
gonna get kind of crazy...
702
00:38:31,498 --> 00:38:34,233
- Mm-hmm.
- ... I might just see if Naomi
703
00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:36,135
would let me, you
know, crash in her bed.
704
00:38:36,136 --> 00:38:39,305
- All right. Let's fuck.
- Yeah, totally.
705
00:38:39,306 --> 00:38:41,840
We do the sex so well,
so, that's a great idea.
706
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,543
All right, come on. Come here,
you hot fucking piece of shit.
707
00:38:44,544 --> 00:38:47,146
Okay, okay, easy!
708
00:38:47,147 --> 00:38:49,114
- Easy there, wolfman.
- Sorry.
709
00:38:49,115 --> 00:38:50,849
- Oh, Jesus!
- That was awesome.
710
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:54,186
- I'm so fucking good at this.
- Christ!
711
00:38:54,187 --> 00:38:55,586
- Oh!
- Sorry.
712
00:38:55,587 --> 00:38:57,227
- It just was like...
- I know.
713
00:38:57,228 --> 00:38:58,957
... really squeezing
hard with your finger.
714
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:01,259
It was really sexy.
715
00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:03,661
Oh, how I just took you.
716
00:39:03,662 --> 00:39:07,765
That was great. Um, do you...
Do you wanna, though? Can we...
717
00:39:07,766 --> 00:39:09,234
Do you wanna?
718
00:39:09,235 --> 00:39:10,501
- Okay.
- Yeah.
719
00:39:10,502 --> 00:39:14,139
Do I want to... make love with me?
720
00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:15,806
No. Wow.
721
00:39:18,344 --> 00:39:21,645
Hey, hey. I'm not, uh...
722
00:39:22,849 --> 00:39:26,115
I'm not uninterested in solving you.
723
00:39:28,153 --> 00:39:31,989
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
724
00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:34,858
Do you think there's a
way that we can, like...
725
00:39:36,562 --> 00:39:39,929
make it kinda like wrong?
726
00:39:50,942 --> 00:39:52,108
Chopper ahoy.
727
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,415
Oh, shit!
728
00:39:57,416 --> 00:39:59,349
Show me what you got!
729
00:40:02,888 --> 00:40:04,989
- Okay.
- Mm!
730
00:40:04,990 --> 00:40:11,328
Altimeter is go. Wiggle...
Wiggle stick, twisty stick is go.
731
00:40:11,329 --> 00:40:12,462
- The throttle...
- Oh!
732
00:40:12,463 --> 00:40:16,333
Turbo throttles. We gotta put these on.
733
00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:19,970
Spinny-spinny, chicken Dinny!
734
00:40:19,971 --> 00:40:22,172
You don't know what you're doing!
735
00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:23,740
Holy fuck!
736
00:40:23,741 --> 00:40:25,276
- Uh...
- Wait.
737
00:40:25,277 --> 00:40:27,177
No.
738
00:40:27,178 --> 00:40:30,480
No, no! Abort!
739
00:40:30,481 --> 00:40:32,982
Turn it off, turn it off,
turn it off, turn it off.
740
00:40:32,983 --> 00:40:36,218
We're good. I'm good.
We're okay. We're okay.
741
00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:38,253
Yeah.
742
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,996
We're good. That's good.
743
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,167
There's just a slight technical issue
744
00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:55,038
with what I like to call the spriller.
745
00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:57,673
- The spinner?
- The spinner.
746
00:40:57,674 --> 00:41:00,375
You're such a little
nothing, aren't you?
747
00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,745
Uh-huh. Maybe.
748
00:41:17,093 --> 00:41:19,094
Uh... I don't... I'm just...
I'm just gonna put the light on.
749
00:41:19,095 --> 00:41:21,163
Oh, don't... Okay, I wish
you didn't do that. That's...
750
00:41:21,164 --> 00:41:22,465
I know, I just... I'm a
person who needs, like...
751
00:41:22,466 --> 00:41:24,467
- Tabs, you're meant to be dead.
- ... visual stimulation
752
00:41:24,468 --> 00:41:25,868
- to get into it, so...
- I know, I get that, but I...
753
00:41:25,869 --> 00:41:27,787
- That will help us, I promise you.
- What about my needs? But don't...
754
00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:29,239
Sure. I thought we could
just, like, try. You could just
755
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,030
- keep your eyes closed...
- Yeah, but you shouldn't be
756
00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:32,631
turned on, because
dead women aren't wet.
757
00:41:34,644 --> 00:41:36,812
- Um...
- Right, okay, um...
758
00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:39,815
- Kinda ruining the realism.
- So... Let me just...
759
00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:41,648
- Ow.
- Okay, okay.
760
00:41:43,018 --> 00:41:45,186
You want it to seem like I'm dead,
761
00:41:45,187 --> 00:41:46,955
- and you're raping me?
- I don't want to get into
762
00:41:46,956 --> 00:41:49,780
a semantic arg... Oh, my God, no.
It's just gonna be a little less
763
00:41:49,781 --> 00:41:52,660
like, "Sex, yay!"
764
00:41:54,864 --> 00:41:56,230
Yeah, I... I...
765
00:41:56,231 --> 00:41:58,566
Mm, I think maybe the morgue
is closing for the night.
766
00:41:58,567 --> 00:42:01,268
Okay. It's just, I'm... I'm
just saying, if we, like,
767
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:04,572
politely agree on a wrong
thing, then it's no longer wrong.
768
00:42:04,573 --> 00:42:07,074
I mean, I'm... That's just
like basic boner arithmetic.
769
00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,544
I just... Yeah, no,
thank you for that lesson,
770
00:42:09,545 --> 00:42:13,080
Professor Can't-Fuck. I'm,
uh... I'm gonna go in here,
771
00:42:13,081 --> 00:42:16,183
and, you know, if you
hear my electric toothbrush
772
00:42:16,184 --> 00:42:18,952
for a little too long, it's
because I'm masturbating, so...
773
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,454
Okay. Thank you.
774
00:42:23,725 --> 00:42:26,793
When I had my, um, big...
775
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:32,032
My... biggest crackup...
776
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:37,103
My mom died.
777
00:42:39,274 --> 00:42:46,713
And I couldn't get from
South Africa to this,
778
00:42:46,714 --> 00:42:53,720
and you people and your fucking tabloids
779
00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:59,092
just, like, all the time
pushing it and selling it,
780
00:42:59,093 --> 00:43:05,866
until I put a cherry on top and...
781
00:43:05,867 --> 00:43:12,572
... I... wrapped my fucking
Audi around a highway divider.
782
00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:19,947
So, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck your people,
783
00:43:19,948 --> 00:43:22,548
and fuck your peace pipe.
784
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,132
You know what the
funny thing is, though?
785
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:41,100
That my wrist will never fully heal?
786
00:43:42,869 --> 00:43:46,272
Or there's photos of me
caked in blood with my femur
787
00:43:46,273 --> 00:43:50,643
- poking out?
- We all have something, right?
788
00:43:50,644 --> 00:43:53,946
This deal isn't gonna change all that.
789
00:43:53,947 --> 00:43:58,118
- I mean, all I would say is...
- Oh, you've got it all sorted.
790
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,119
Don't block your own escape.
791
00:44:01,488 --> 00:44:06,557
Just imagine getting
out from under all this.
792
00:44:08,027 --> 00:44:10,695
Right? You can take the money...
793
00:44:10,696 --> 00:44:12,763
and you can just get the fuck out.
794
00:44:14,467 --> 00:44:15,600
And then what?
795
00:44:17,597 --> 00:44:18,729
Then, you're free.
796
00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:32,517
Psst!
797
00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:48,566
- Hi.
- Good God.
798
00:44:48,567 --> 00:44:51,602
I was hoping we could touch
base about my entire future
799
00:44:51,603 --> 00:44:55,473
being Hindenburged. Oh, the Romanity.
800
00:44:55,474 --> 00:44:58,208
Come in or fuck off. This is loitering.
801
00:44:59,779 --> 00:45:02,613
You know, I'm not available
24 hours a day like an ATM.
802
00:45:02,614 --> 00:45:06,951
- Did you know about Shiv?
- No.
803
00:45:06,952 --> 00:45:10,387
I mean, I didn't know-know, but...
804
00:45:10,388 --> 00:45:13,023
Anybody who wasn't a fucking
moron would've figured it out.
805
00:45:13,024 --> 00:45:15,192
Yeah, got it. Do you have any booze.
806
00:45:15,193 --> 00:45:16,626
Here you go.
807
00:45:16,627 --> 00:45:18,428
Thank you.
808
00:45:18,429 --> 00:45:19,796
I'm sorry.
809
00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,600
Thank you.
810
00:45:23,601 --> 00:45:27,236
Thanks. If you have any, uh... Mm.
811
00:45:29,741 --> 00:45:33,476
Suggestions for what I should
do for the rest of my life,
812
00:45:33,477 --> 00:45:34,845
I'm all ears.
813
00:45:34,846 --> 00:45:37,815
Well, I'm getting great reports
from the training program.
814
00:45:37,816 --> 00:45:44,387
No shit! Amazing! Yes!
Fuck yeah! Training program!
815
00:45:44,388 --> 00:45:47,565
Mm! Maybe one day, I can
be in charge of making
816
00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:49,559
the rolly-coaster go...
817
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,761
Alright, drink up because,
you know, it's bedtime.
818
00:45:51,762 --> 00:45:54,162
- Let's go.
- Okay. Mm!
819
00:45:56,567 --> 00:46:01,971
Unless you wanna schedule one
of our special conference calls
820
00:46:01,972 --> 00:46:03,739
for, say, right now?
821
00:46:05,243 --> 00:46:07,075
- Excuse me?
- Hi.
822
00:46:09,146 --> 00:46:10,593
Wait, is that why you're here?
823
00:46:10,594 --> 00:46:13,717
Mm-mm. No. I don't know.
Maybe. I don't know. No.
824
00:46:13,718 --> 00:46:14,850
Jesus Christ.
825
00:46:15,986 --> 00:46:17,953
Roman, this is unacceptable.
826
00:46:17,954 --> 00:46:19,855
This is completely inappropriate.
827
00:46:19,856 --> 00:46:21,385
- Yeah?
- What would your family say
828
00:46:21,386 --> 00:46:22,424
if they knew you were here?
829
00:46:22,425 --> 00:46:24,893
Oh, well, my family jimmy-fuck-corn,
830
00:46:24,894 --> 00:46:27,363
- and I don't care.
- Yeah, but you do care.
831
00:46:27,364 --> 00:46:28,897
- No.
- Yeah, I know you do.
832
00:46:28,898 --> 00:46:33,001
And they would be ashamed
of you, and rightly so.
833
00:46:33,002 --> 00:46:35,437
Okay, I'm very sorry,
Gerri how are you...
834
00:46:35,438 --> 00:46:37,606
No, you don't get to speak.
835
00:46:37,607 --> 00:46:39,508
You have always been a disappointment,
836
00:46:39,509 --> 00:46:42,644
but this is just... You
have gone beyond the pale.
837
00:46:44,547 --> 00:46:46,415
- I have?
- Oh, yeah.
838
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,782
You know what you are?
839
00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:51,185
What am I?
840
00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:55,622
You're a sick fuck. You're
a sick fucking animal.
841
00:46:56,925 --> 00:46:59,593
- Yeah?
- Yeah, don't look at me.
842
00:47:01,764 --> 00:47:04,130
Get in that bathroom. Now!
843
00:47:06,168 --> 00:47:07,267
Go on.
844
00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:09,904
And you will stay in there
845
00:47:09,905 --> 00:47:12,639
until you have done
something with yourself.
846
00:47:19,181 --> 00:47:20,815
You have a problem, Roman.
847
00:47:20,816 --> 00:47:23,350
A revolting problem in your head.
848
00:47:23,351 --> 00:47:26,019
This is why you'll never
be anything but a disgrace,
849
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:29,790
a rotten little nothing.
Jesus Christ, you are
850
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:32,158
a classic fuckup, Roman.
851
00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:34,427
What are we gonna do about you?
852
00:47:35,563 --> 00:47:37,263
What if they could see you now?
853
00:47:37,264 --> 00:47:40,766
Oh, my God.
854
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:15,993
So did anybody... Uh, anybody get
into any fun last night, or... ?
855
00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,528
- Um...
- Fun?
856
00:49:17,529 --> 00:49:21,132
I jerked off in Gerri's
bathroom last night.
857
00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:22,466
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
858
00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:24,201
- So classy of you.
- Morning.
859
00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:26,837
It's okay. Don't worry about
it. It was actually her idea.
860
00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:29,640
Think it really got the
old gal's juices flowing.
861
00:49:29,641 --> 00:49:32,410
Even as a joke, that is
a stomach-turning thought.
862
00:49:34,246 --> 00:49:38,549
... about the family
dynamic of, I think he
863
00:49:38,550 --> 00:49:43,153
wants to be successor.
864
00:49:43,154 --> 00:49:45,588
Con. I was just getting a headcount.
865
00:49:45,589 --> 00:49:47,257
Did it blow up with Maxim?
866
00:49:47,258 --> 00:49:52,095
A little. But then we cracked
open a bottle of port...
867
00:49:52,096 --> 00:49:56,032
- and, uh, I, um... I'm not sure.
- What happened?
868
00:49:56,033 --> 00:50:00,003
Uh... I got tipsy and I offered
him the State Department?
869
00:50:00,004 --> 00:50:01,471
- Good?
- Yeah.
870
00:50:01,472 --> 00:50:02,571
Good.
871
00:50:06,310 --> 00:50:11,547
So, the family had a closed-door
meeting this morning.
872
00:50:11,548 --> 00:50:15,917
- Uh-huh. Bad or good?
- I'm sorry, but, uh...
873
00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:19,121
I'm blind on this one
too. You know, I...
874
00:50:19,122 --> 00:50:22,824
I thought you'd have more time,
and I thought I could get in
875
00:50:22,825 --> 00:50:26,328
and waggle the old screwdriver,
but, uh, she doesn't always
876
00:50:26,329 --> 00:50:28,397
listen to me.
877
00:50:28,398 --> 00:50:32,501
- So?
- But Nan would like to meet
878
00:50:32,502 --> 00:50:39,107
you, Marcia, Gerri, Shiv,
Kendall after breakfast.
879
00:50:43,179 --> 00:50:45,779
Relax. It's only life or death.
880
00:50:58,761 --> 00:51:04,031
Please, take a seat.
881
00:51:06,201 --> 00:51:07,869
Is Marcia coming?
882
00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:10,772
Uh, she's gone for a walk.
883
00:51:10,773 --> 00:51:14,375
She is a credit. A lot
of men in your station,
884
00:51:14,376 --> 00:51:18,546
they go for, uh, a certain... type.
885
00:51:20,249 --> 00:51:24,419
Anyway, we all managed
to get through an evening
886
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:27,355
pleasantly enough. That's
not why we're here, is it?
887
00:51:27,356 --> 00:51:30,258
No, it's not.
888
00:51:30,259 --> 00:51:34,728
I have no illusions
about who Logan Roy is.
889
00:51:34,729 --> 00:51:37,565
Who his children are. I'm not an idiot.
890
00:51:37,566 --> 00:51:40,301
Well, something has to be
done. Eight straight quarters
891
00:51:40,302 --> 00:51:43,837
of losses is a hard truth,
and we can't do good news
892
00:51:43,838 --> 00:51:46,339
- without deep pockets.
- Uh-huh.
893
00:51:47,876 --> 00:51:50,911
Call me a romantic, but I happen
to believe that the presence
894
00:51:50,912 --> 00:51:54,181
of Pierce news cameras was
what stopped certain East German
895
00:51:54,182 --> 00:51:57,784
border guards from opening fire in 1989.
896
00:51:57,785 --> 00:52:00,086
We helped take down that wall.
897
00:52:00,754 --> 00:52:01,853
Yes.
898
00:52:02,557 --> 00:52:04,257
Commendable.
899
00:52:04,258 --> 00:52:07,059
You may not believe that, but I do.
900
00:52:08,262 --> 00:52:10,597
Now, here we are.
901
00:52:10,598 --> 00:52:15,302
On the one hand, I do
not like you very much.
902
00:52:15,303 --> 00:52:18,438
And I do not like your politics.
903
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:22,442
On the other hand, I had
a conversation this morning
904
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:26,779
with my cousin Naomi, and
she believes that a sale
905
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:31,216
is the only way to ensure
that Pierce Media can flourish.
906
00:52:32,919 --> 00:52:35,086
And that may be where we are.
907
00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:39,992
Rhea, what do you think?
908
00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:44,496
I think... I think we're worth more.
909
00:52:45,865 --> 00:52:47,433
We have made a very generous offer
910
00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,401
in terms of market valuations.
911
00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:52,171
- Nevertheless.
- I don't like to be squeezed.
912
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:55,106
- I thought we had a number.
- Uh-huh.
913
00:52:57,577 --> 00:53:01,279
Yeah. And, uh, I mean...
914
00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:04,115
Hmm.
915
00:53:06,018 --> 00:53:07,851
I could go to 25.
916
00:53:08,787 --> 00:53:10,787
But it would have to be fast.
917
00:53:12,525 --> 00:53:16,161
Then, in that case...
with a certain heaviness
918
00:53:16,162 --> 00:53:19,797
of heart, if I honestly had
to say, from the family's
919
00:53:19,798 --> 00:53:21,165
point of view...
920
00:53:24,803 --> 00:53:25,869
yes.
921
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:35,380
Very well. If we can clear
up our ethical concerns,
922
00:53:35,381 --> 00:53:37,214
I think we can talk.
923
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:39,850
We would like to
retain some board seats,
924
00:53:39,851 --> 00:53:44,055
and get ironclad editorial
protections in place.
925
00:53:44,056 --> 00:53:46,691
I think that could be hammered out.
926
00:53:46,692 --> 00:53:49,526
- Also.
- Also.
927
00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:52,697
I think we would also
like to have a conversation
928
00:53:52,698 --> 00:53:54,631
about management.
929
00:53:54,632 --> 00:53:57,634
- Uh-huh.
- I won't have that man
930
00:53:57,635 --> 00:54:01,572
overseeing our news. I'm
sorry. It's just not tenable.
931
00:54:01,573 --> 00:54:03,640
That won't be a problem.
932
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:09,279
More important, we would
like you to publicly announce
933
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,413
a successor.
934
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:12,982
Mm-hmm.
935
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,385
And we would like the
person you publicly announce
936
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:18,553
to be Siobhan Roy.
937
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,390
Well...
938
00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:26,394
that's not quite how I do things.
939
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:31,634
Well, it will have to
be, or there's no deal.
940
00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:34,604
We want to announce the sale
and Shiv at the same time,
941
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,406
because, frankly, she may be
one of you, but she's young,
942
00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:41,544
she's a woman, and her politics
fit better with the core values
943
00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:45,546
of our family business. So...
944
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:49,117
that's the offer.
945
00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:54,922
Well, to be fair, you
don't have an offer.
946
00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:58,326
I have an offer.
947
00:54:58,327 --> 00:55:01,428
And if I announce my daughter,
948
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:08,103
my daughter will be
announced on my time.
949
00:55:08,104 --> 00:55:11,740
Okay. Let me explain something.
950
00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:15,210
- Oh, please.
- You can't put a value
951
00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:16,577
on what we do.
952
00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:21,516
Funny. I have put a
value on what you do.
953
00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:28,489
Well, if you won't budge, then
I'm afraid we have no deal.
954
00:55:39,935 --> 00:55:41,067
Then we're done.
955
00:55:50,946 --> 00:55:52,012
Uh...
956
00:55:53,081 --> 00:55:54,182
Would you like to hear
957
00:55:54,183 --> 00:55:56,449
my favorite passage from Shakespeare?
958
00:55:59,221 --> 00:56:01,321
Take the fucking money.
959
00:56:57,512 --> 00:56:59,144
What a weird family.
960
00:57:10,057 --> 00:57:11,823
So, you wanna talk about it?
961
00:57:13,261 --> 00:57:17,829
- You wanna say something, fine.
- Uh... What happened?
962
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:22,601
Uh...
963
00:57:25,439 --> 00:57:28,440
Hmm.
964
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,385
Jesus Christ, Dad!
965
00:57:39,386 --> 00:57:41,654
- What?
- It's dangerous!
966
00:57:41,655 --> 00:57:44,956
- We good?
- Drive your fucking whirly-bird!
967
00:58:03,176 --> 00:58:05,910
Yeah? Yeah.
968
00:58:07,713 --> 00:58:08,779
Uh-huh.
969
00:58:10,951 --> 00:58:14,886
Uh-huh.
970
00:58:14,887 --> 00:58:18,390
That's god-damn fucking right!
971
00:58:18,391 --> 00:58:21,827
- Should we go?
- Yeah. He won't talk.
972
00:58:21,828 --> 00:58:24,330
Let's have one more and
we'll get out of here.
973
00:58:24,331 --> 00:58:28,767
Hey, Richard. Ah! Oh, my God!
974
00:58:28,768 --> 00:58:34,339
You guys! You g... You did it!
That... Yeah, congratulations!
975
00:58:35,475 --> 00:58:36,875
- Hey.
- Hey.
976
00:58:36,876 --> 00:58:38,209
- Yeah!
- Hello, Greg.
977
00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:43,114
Um, actually going by
Gregory, now, but, uh... yeah.
978
00:58:43,115 --> 00:58:46,852
No matter. Uh, thank you, Richard.
979
00:58:46,853 --> 00:58:49,253
- Wow. How are you, Marcia?
- Good, thanks.
980
00:58:49,254 --> 00:58:53,525
Good. And how... How was it?
How wa... Was it awesome, or... ?
981
00:58:53,526 --> 00:58:55,259
Uh... Yeah, it was eventful.
982
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:57,496
Yeah, it was good. It was good.
983
00:58:57,497 --> 00:58:58,964
Nice of you to come by, man.
984
00:58:58,965 --> 00:59:03,368
No worries. This is huge for us! Um...
985
00:59:03,369 --> 00:59:06,671
And this, like, saves us,
maybe, from the takeover.
986
00:59:06,672 --> 00:59:09,474
- Greg!
- Hey! Gregory!
987
00:59:09,475 --> 00:59:13,677
Have a drink, have a drink,
you beautiful Ichabod Crane!
988
00:59:13,678 --> 00:59:17,382
- Fuck you!
- Yeah! Oh, wow.
989
00:59:17,383 --> 00:59:20,651
Well, I j... I gotta
say, well done. You won.
990
00:59:20,652 --> 00:59:25,455
Yeah. Yeah. Money wins.
991
00:59:27,792 --> 00:59:30,428
- Here's to us.
- To us.
992
00:59:30,429 --> 00:59:32,129
- To us.
- To us.
993
01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:56,862
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
994
01:01:07,688 --> 01:01:10,014
Hey, nice vest, Wamsgans.
995
01:01:10,015 --> 01:01:11,292
It's so puffy.
996
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:14,394
What's it stuffed with,
your hopes and dreams?
997
01:01:15,451 --> 01:01:17,542
There's a potential crisis coming.
998
01:01:17,543 --> 01:01:19,467
There's a journalist
looking into cruises,
999
01:01:19,468 --> 01:01:21,402
and there's a big piece coming.
1000
01:01:21,403 --> 01:01:24,662
Let's finish the job before this breaks.
1001
01:01:24,663 --> 01:01:27,654
How long do we have,
hours, maybe minutes?
1002
01:01:27,655 --> 01:01:29,643
Can you persuade her
1003
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,868
to ink it here tomorrow?
1004
01:01:31,869 --> 01:01:35,649
If Nan gets cold feet
and you can't buy us,
1005
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:37,402
your dad could lose control.
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