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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:09,549 I mean, we're all being very grown-up about this, but... 2 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:11,509 Let me know if you feel any discomfort. 3 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,070 Oh, no, it's lovely, thank you. 4 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:17,749 Your father informed me of your family history. 5 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,509 Yeah, evil boobs everywhere. 6 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:20,830 Arm up, please. 7 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:26,510 Stop it! 8 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:29,310 I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish. 9 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,189 Examined your sister this morning. 10 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:33,784 Did you? Does she... 11 00:00:33,809 --> 00:00:35,487 Is she all right? Did she seem all right? 12 00:00:35,511 --> 00:00:37,284 Yes. Why? 13 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,950 Erm, just... can't get hold of her. 14 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:43,669 She seemed very busy. 15 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:45,469 Sure. 16 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,389 Dad books us boob appointments once a year, 17 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:50,069 to make sure our tits don't turn on us like Mum's did. 18 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:52,029 It's a bit of a hassle but, at the end of the day, 19 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,430 it's nice to be touched. 20 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,709 Bet you look forward to seeing Claire. 21 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,109 A lot more to touch, if you know what I mean. 22 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:06,149 I'm sorry. It's just... there are worse jobs. 23 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,190 Look, erm... 24 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:12,149 ...I check for cancerous lumps in mammary glands. 25 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:16,189 Now, any pleasure I derive from that is entirely dependent upon whether 26 00:01:16,190 --> 00:01:18,510 or not I am about to save your life. 27 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,270 Of course, Doctor. 28 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,590 You can put your clothes back on. 29 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,589 Hey! 30 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,229 Hey! 31 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:36,516 She's here. 32 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:38,469 I've been waiting out here for nearly 10 minutes. 33 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:40,629 Yeah, you left me on a fucking Silent Hill. 34 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:42,909 Yes, well, I had to. Did you get back OK? 35 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:44,269 God, this is so stressful. 36 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,349 Mum's memorial lunch. 37 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:46,949 I should have worn my other coat. 38 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:48,709 Visiting Dad is hell for Claire. 39 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:50,189 I see it more as a sport. 40 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,229 It's so inappropriate that she should be here. 41 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:54,829 - Have you spoken to Martin? - No, it's fine. Everything's fine. 42 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:58,149 - Everything's totally fine. - It sounds like it's fine. 43 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,789 Can you please just give me some space? 44 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:01,590 You're standing so close to me! 45 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:05,269 - Ready? - No. 46 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:11,670 Don't tell Dad about Finland. And don't provoke her. 47 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,950 Let's just get out of this alive, OK? 48 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:19,589 Girls. 49 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,469 Got to hand it to her. Hi. 50 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,229 Oh, you shouldn't have. 51 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,789 Oh, they're actually for Dad. 52 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:26,189 Oh, are they freesias? 53 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,324 Yeah, they were sort of a favourite of... 54 00:02:27,349 --> 00:02:30,149 Oh... Gosh, how special. 55 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,790 How lovely. Aren't they stunning? 56 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,750 Aw, let's just leave them... 57 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,189 ...there. 58 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,509 Lovely. 59 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:41,550 Come in. 60 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,149 Who's Dad sawing in half? 61 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,149 - Oh, just the tree. - Sorry? 62 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,509 The tree in the back garden. 63 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,109 Why are you taking the tree down? 64 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,029 Oh, Felicity tried to use it to get out. 65 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:00,629 She's very expensive. 66 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:04,229 This is nice. 67 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,309 Thank you. 68 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,790 Oh, this is beautiful! 69 00:03:08,550 --> 00:03:11,509 I hope you don't mind my being here, but my Pilates fell through, so... 70 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,189 - Oh, of course. - No, it's lovely. 71 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:14,349 It's a sad day. 72 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,149 A sad, sad day. 73 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:17,549 I'll get the champagne. 74 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,590 This is my favourite bit. 75 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:36,069 I wonder who's going to... 76 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,709 That's a lovely cushion. 77 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,870 Thanks. It's an original. 78 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,190 Gosh. 79 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,309 I love your hat. 80 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,029 It's a hair scarf. 81 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,629 Looks like a hat. 82 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,110 Well, it's a hair scarf. 83 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,310 OK. 84 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:00,749 - Is Martin coming? - Oh, no. 85 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:01,790 He's away. 86 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,710 I'm very excited to meet your new chap. 87 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,549 Is he... 88 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,149 Oh, no, he's a different one. 89 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,389 Ooh. 90 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:12,630 You do turn over fast! 91 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:19,629 Dad will come in with some weird canapes in a second. 92 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:21,150 Girls! 93 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,149 - Hello. - Hi. 94 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:28,949 - Hi. - Hello... yeah. 95 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:31,749 Sorry about all that noise. 96 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,829 - You got a drink? - Oh... 97 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:35,029 Oh, sorry. 98 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,190 I forgot your glass. 99 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:42,069 You're both looking very healthy, very... 100 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,430 very good and healthy and... 101 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:49,230 Did you talk to Dr Samuels about your...? 102 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,629 Yes. 103 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,310 And they're happy, getting along... 104 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,829 ...all right? 105 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,549 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Great. 106 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,590 Good. Excellent. 107 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,350 You are my... 108 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,629 ...daughters. 109 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,589 - Yep. - Yes, mmm-hmm. 110 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:13,030 Yeah, we are. 111 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,709 Sit down. 112 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,069 Erm... 113 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:20,989 I think I should say a few words about your mother. 114 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:23,189 Ignore me. Ignore me, ignore me. 115 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,029 This day is not an easy one. 116 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,110 Ooh! 117 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,109 Cheers. 118 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,709 To Mum. 119 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,069 To Mum. 120 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:35,029 To Margaret. 121 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,949 Dearest Margaret. 122 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:38,309 Just the most generous woman. 123 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,710 - Yeah, well, she certainly was... - Yeah, she was great. 124 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,749 It was... 125 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,789 It was the voice she used... 126 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,269 for the pigeons. 127 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,949 She always made them sound so rude, you know? 128 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:54,829 But very, very funny. 129 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:58,629 She used to take the girls around the park and point at the... 130 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,829 The squirrel voices were the best. 131 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:02,269 Run...! 132 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,709 - Run! Fucking run! - Run-run-run-run-run! 133 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,829 Run-run-run-run! 134 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,269 Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing, 135 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,029 voices and fun. 136 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:13,069 Really, really funny man. 137 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,390 Really funny. 138 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,349 Can I help you with the food? 139 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:19,709 Yes, yes, I should... 140 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:20,950 And take that off. 141 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,149 So, are you going to Finland? 142 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:40,350 You're going to have to talk to me eventually. 143 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:48,949 Plaits. 144 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:52,589 Either she's got her period or some serious shit's gone down. 145 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:55,389 She always does something slightly different around her period. 146 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,469 She gets really bad PMT. 147 00:06:57,470 --> 00:07:00,549 Mum used to call it her monthly confidence crisis. 148 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:01,989 But it's PMT. 149 00:07:01,990 --> 00:07:04,509 The only way she can get through it is to reinvent herself 150 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:05,590 in some small way. 151 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,189 What? 152 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:16,749 I'm doing a wee on this cushion. 153 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,790 What?! 154 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,630 I sort of wish you were. 155 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:30,629 What are you doing? 156 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:32,629 Just put it back where you got it from, OK? 157 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:34,429 - No! - Just do it. 158 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:36,549 I don't want it in my house. 159 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:37,989 I'm doing you a massive favour. 160 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,069 She could really go to town on you for this. 161 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:41,790 Come on, what's she going to do? Draw me? 162 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,709 - Go. - No. 163 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,789 OK, OK, OK, OK, OK... 164 00:07:46,790 --> 00:07:48,150 Jesus! 165 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:56,750 Why are we sneaking? 166 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,630 - We're not allowed upstairs. - Of course we are. 167 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,509 God... 168 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:13,709 I keep forgetting that she's actually talented. 169 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,230 I know, it's infuriating. 170 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:17,390 Go on, then. 171 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:19,909 Where's her head? 172 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:22,389 She's got your boobs, she doesn't need one. 173 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:23,430 OK... 174 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,069 OK. Hey... 175 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,709 Is everything OK? 176 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:33,750 With Martin? 177 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,909 You've invited someone today? 178 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:39,589 Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot, 179 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,869 you're going to puke when you see him. 180 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,069 Are you on your period? 181 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,069 - Why would you ask that? - The plaits. 182 00:08:45,094 --> 00:08:46,282 - No reason. - Say it. 183 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:47,551 The plaits. 184 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,789 Hey... 185 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:53,149 Do you think she's ever painted Dad naked? 186 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,910 I think you should take your nose out of other people's marriages. 187 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,949 Ooh! Sneaking a preview, are we? 188 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,189 Sorry, I spilled my champagne and... 189 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:05,390 I got distracted on my way to the bathroom. 190 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:08,510 Me too. 191 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:12,229 It's really beautiful work. 192 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:13,349 Thank you. 193 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,549 Let me show you to the loo. 194 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,989 Oh, that's all right. 195 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,469 I grew up in this house. 196 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,070 It's all changed now, though. 197 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,429 Your father's in the kitchen. 198 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,589 Oh, great. 199 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,990 I'll go and torment him. 200 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,149 He hates being alone in a room with me. 201 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,190 Watch this. 202 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:38,989 - Hi, Dad. - Oh! 203 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,909 Uh... oh... 204 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:43,909 Ah... erm... 205 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:44,950 I just need some... 206 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:48,069 - Just need... need some... - What do you need? 207 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:49,749 salt. 208 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:50,829 There it is. 209 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:52,229 Oh. 210 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,430 Here it is, yeah. 211 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:55,630 So, erm... 212 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,550 ...how are you, darling? 213 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,869 Have you got enough... 214 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,149 clothes? 215 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,309 I can never have enough clothes. 216 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,869 And how is the café? 217 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:11,189 Erm... Well, the lease is up in a couple of days, and... 218 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,829 I don't think I can really afford to... 219 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,229 I think I'm just going to have to... accept that it's... 220 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,589 I'm sorry about that, darling. 221 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:19,589 But, of course, we're just a little bit tight on the purse strings, too. 222 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:21,229 Oh, no, I wasn't asking you for any... 223 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,949 We've just been keeping it quiet. We haven't been able to... 224 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,190 to buy anything or do anything, and... 225 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,989 Ooh... 226 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,189 What's that? 227 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,789 Oh, that? That's just a... 228 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,469 tiny little house we're... 229 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,510 we're buying in, erm... 230 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:37,910 ...in France. 231 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:40,349 Lovely. 232 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,269 Yeah. I... 233 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,950 I just wanted to talk to you... 234 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,469 ...about this exhibition. 235 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:48,990 What exhibition? 236 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,629 - Oh, no! - Jesus, Dad! Again? 237 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,669 Oh, no, it doesn't... Pick it up, pick it up! 238 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:57,349 Help me pick these up. Please, please! 239 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,829 She mustn't see it. 240 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:01,389 - She mustn't find out. - OK, OK... 241 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,789 Mmm, five second rule. 242 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,949 No, I have never bought into that rule. 243 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:05,990 It's disgusting. 244 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,669 What are you doing? 245 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,309 - Oh, just a little family tradition. - Oh. 246 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,069 What odd fun. What are the rules? 247 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:22,390 Oh! Thank God. That'll be your man. 248 00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,790 I mean, I didn't want to show off, but... 249 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,269 Gosh... 250 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,310 You really are... 251 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,869 So, how did you two meet? 252 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:38,949 Fucked me up the arse. 253 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,709 I used to manage a bar, and I... 254 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,389 just found her crying, 255 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,190 in the toilet one night. 256 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:49,029 How about you two? How did you two meet? 257 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,750 Through our mother, actually. 258 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,510 How's work, Claire? 259 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,349 Oh. Fine. 260 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,909 Nothing new. 261 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,629 She used to be our godmother. 262 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,309 Still am. 263 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,149 But then their parents split up... 264 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,429 Mum died. 265 00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,149 And we just became even closer friends. 266 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:10,789 Actually, you know, and I can say this because I'm an artist, 267 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,510 but you really are very good-looking. 268 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,989 Thank you. 269 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,030 Very. 270 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:19,389 Thank you. 271 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,669 Very. 272 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,710 Thank you. 273 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,870 I mean, almost... 274 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,830 ...too good-looking. 275 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:33,430 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and do that old human thing. 276 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,389 How's the exhibition going? 277 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,229 Ah, yes, yes, erm... 278 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,469 I wanted to talk to you about that. 279 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:46,669 Talking about me? 280 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,950 - Very favourably. - All good things, I swear. 281 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,789 Oh, and again... 282 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,869 - Have you found a venue? - What exhibition? 283 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,669 Thank you so much for asking. 284 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,309 - We have, actually... - Erm... 285 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,389 There are some elements of the work that I, you know, 286 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,149 I wanted to talk to you about. 287 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,949 It's a "sexhibition." 288 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,869 But, don't panic, it's nothing scary. 289 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,869 It's simply a journey through my physical and sexual life, 290 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,549 climaxing in a few pieces 291 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,830 inspired by and moulded on your father. 292 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,349 And there are photos. 293 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:24,549 I've taken a photo of my naked body every year for the past 30 years. 294 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:25,589 Why? 295 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,109 Well, I think it's important for women of all ages to see how 296 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,189 my body has changed over the years. 297 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,829 I think they have to have a healthy perspective 298 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,389 on my body. 299 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,949 - Don't they? - Oh, erm, absolutely. 300 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,469 I mean, I don't need to tell you, 301 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:41,950 but your father is a deeply sexual man. 302 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,509 No, you don't. 303 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,269 Just did. 304 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,229 - Knew it. - I'm just very lucky. 305 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,909 I will be touched 306 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,869 until the day I die. 307 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,429 And so will you, Claire. 308 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,469 I mean, it's really all that humans want... 309 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,888 is to be loved... 310 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,880 ...and to be touched. 311 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,429 Erm... 312 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,429 Tell Dad about your promotion, Claire. 313 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,669 There's nothing to tell. 314 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,349 What promotion? 315 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,549 - Finland. - Oh! 316 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,069 - Odd place. - Any news? 317 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,109 No. 318 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:26,269 - She got it. - Oh...! 319 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,349 Fuck's sake! 320 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,949 Congratulations, Claire. 321 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,589 - Thank you. - Clever girl! 322 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,069 Can we not? 323 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,309 This is so exciting... 324 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,350 She's turning it down. 325 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,789 - Why? - Why? 326 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,509 Why, why not? Why, Claire? 327 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,669 Claire, are you pregnant? 328 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,671 Why aren't you getting on a plane to your gold rich future? 329 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,663 - This is everything you've worked for... - Why...? 330 00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:47,189 Because you can't just fuck off on aeroplanes, and leave your weird 331 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,470 stepson and broken sister to fend for themselves, OK? 332 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,590 Excuse me. 333 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:22,029 She's your sister, it's your job to annoy her... 334 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,149 No, no, I'm just so annoyed with myself! 335 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,309 I wish I could just... 336 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,509 meet myself and just... 337 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,750 have a go at myself! 338 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:48,590 Do your worst. 339 00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,030 Come on, bitch! 340 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,509 You don't take yourself seriously. 341 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,230 Ooh... pussy. 342 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,349 You need to reach out to your family. 343 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,589 You need to stop provoking your sister, just grow up. 344 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,175 You do not take yourself seriously as a businesswoman, 345 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,855 you need to pay your fucking bills, you need to be 346 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,799 nicer to Hillary and you need to get a new hat! 347 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,469 Is that better? 348 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,710 Yeah, it's better. 349 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,949 OK... 350 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,350 Off you go. 351 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,189 The art work in this house is... 352 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,510 stunning. 353 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,869 Who is it? 354 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:07,589 If I tell you, will you promise to come to my sexhibition? 355 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,509 It's not your work... 356 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:10,989 Will you come? 357 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,230 It would be an honour. 358 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,589 How's your little restaurant? 359 00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:17,989 It's a café. 360 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,869 Oh, don't do it a disservice. 361 00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,589 I'm not. It's a café. 362 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:23,630 Oh, sorry. 363 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,949 It's fine. 364 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:27,990 It's fine. 365 00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:31,800 Your father tells me you're struggling. 366 00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:33,949 Well... I think we all are. 367 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,389 Oh, well, yes. 368 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,309 But, I mean, now there's only one of you... 369 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:40,309 God, I can't imagine what you've been through. 370 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,309 I'm sorry, have I missed something? 371 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,109 Well... her dear little friend died, 372 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:47,349 and left her to run the café on her own. 373 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,589 Jesus. 374 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:50,789 Oh, God, that is truly awful. How did she die? 375 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,750 - Oh, she killed herself. - It was an accident. 376 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,229 Well... 377 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:58,429 Maybe it's time to let the little restaurant go. 378 00:17:58,430 --> 00:17:59,469 Give it up. 379 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,270 Sell it, have a little holiday. 380 00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:05,430 We did this. 381 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,429 Mmm-hmm. 382 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,990 And, whatever happens, we never let it go, OK? 383 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:19,830 Excuse me. 384 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,429 Have you seen Felicity? 385 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,069 Oh, no, sorry. 386 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,709 Gosh, all sorts of things go missing in this house, don't they? 387 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,669 - Big house. - Yes, lovely house. 388 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,389 Oh, the sculpture turned up. 389 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:43,549 - Did it? - Yes. 390 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,189 Must have just toppled off the side. 391 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,589 Well, if you rid a woman of her head and limbs, 392 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,989 you can't expect her to do anything other than... 393 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,389 roll around. 394 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,309 What? 395 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,629 Oh... 396 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,029 Your father and I often say, when you've had a few drinks, 397 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,630 you're so like your mother. 398 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,549 Oh, whoops. 399 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:18,590 Look at these. 400 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,869 So, the party's moved to the hallway. Always a good sign. 401 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,469 Does anyone mind if I leave? I've got a dicky tummy. 402 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,949 So swift... 403 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,589 Thanks. 404 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,309 I'm not going to kiss you because I'm probably very ill. 405 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,589 You too. Come on. 406 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,430 Goodbye then, my... 407 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,910 ...my daughters. 408 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,950 Goodbye. 409 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,150 What a lovely occasion. 410 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,100 Yeah. See you at the sexhibition. 411 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,004 No, there's absolutely no need to... 412 00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:56,388 - Yes, lovely. - No, no. I'll definitely be there. 413 00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,069 I will definitely be there. 414 00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,669 Hold up! 415 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,149 You trying to keep me overnight? 416 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,350 Very good-looking. 417 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,069 I might never see you again, but you're very good-looking. 418 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,630 Yes, yes... very good-looking. 419 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,149 Thanks, I owe you. 420 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,429 No, I owe you. 421 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,310 It's been really nice to spend the day with a normal family. 422 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,550 I actually feel quite emotional. 423 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,909 Will you stay with me tonight? 424 00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,669 Sure. 425 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,470 I'm going to go warm up the bike. 426 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,790 - Lovely to meet you, Claire. - You too. 427 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,374 - Erm... what's his...? - Fucked me up the arse. 428 00:20:43,399 --> 00:20:44,821 - Oh. Mm-hmm. - Yep. It's... 429 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,270 I totally see that now. 430 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,349 I'm sorry I was... 431 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,590 Listen to me. 432 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,029 I'm going to leave Martin. 433 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,949 I'm going to give you the money for the café, 434 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,150 and I'm going to go to fucking Finland. 435 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,470 OK. 436 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,270 Oh, and, erm... 437 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,229 That is the coolest thing you've ever done. 438 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,350 I know. 439 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,150 Thanks, Claire. 440 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,550 Shall we...? 441 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,670 We can try. 442 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,310 - I'll see you at the sexhibition. - Yeah. 29520

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