Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,499
You know that feeling when a guy
you like sends you a text
2
00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,339
at two o'clock on a Tuesday night
asking if he can come and find you,
3
00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:26,339
and you've accidentally made it out
like you've just got in yourself,
4
00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:28,779
so you have to get out of bed, drink
half a bottle of wine, get in the shower,
5
00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,379
shave everything, dig out some
Agent Provocateur business...
6
00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,739
suspender belt, the whole bit...
7
00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,539
and wait by the door
until the buzzer goes?
8
00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,619
And then you open the door to him,
9
00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:42,819
like you've almost forgotten
he's coming over.
10
00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,859
Oh.
11
00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,420
- Hi.
- Hey.
12
00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,260
Hey.
13
00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:52,514
Hey.
14
00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:56,459
And then you get to it immediately.
15
00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,260
After some pretty standard bouncing,
you realise...
16
00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,979
...he's edging towards your arsehole.
17
00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:15,419
But you're drunk
18
00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,579
and he made the effort to come
all the way here,
19
00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:20,376
so you let him. He's thrilled.
20
00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,540
I'm so thrilled.
21
00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:33,139
And then the next morning,
you wake to find him...
22
00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:38,360
fully dressed, sat on the side of
the bed, gazing at you.
23
00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,579
- He says that...
- Last night was incredible.
24
00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:51,899
Which you think is an overstatement,
but then he goes on to say that...
25
00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,360
It was particularly special because...
26
00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:57,060
...I've never managed to actually...
27
00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,414
...up the bum with anyone before.
28
00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,499
To be fair, he does have a large penis.
29
00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:07,179
And although it's always been
a fantasy of mine, I've...
30
00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,300
never found anyone I could do it with.
31
00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:12,180
And then he touches your hair...
32
00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,220
...and thanks you with
a genuine, earnest...
33
00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,500
Thank you.
34
00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:27,539
It's sort of moving.
35
00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,060
Then he kisses you gently.
36
00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:37,980
And then he leaves.
37
00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:49,860
And you spend the rest of the day
wondering...
38
00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,540
Do I have a massive arsehole?
39
00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,556
Synced & corrected by benaddicted
WEB-DL resync by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
40
00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,779
Wow! Er... this doesn't happen
very often, does it?
41
00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,299
No.
42
00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,779
I su...
43
00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:40,339
I suppose it's...
44
00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,899
It's quite rare, yeah.
45
00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,220
I hate myself.
46
00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,699
Er, are you going to work?
47
00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:51,419
- Oh, no, actually...
- OK, er, this is going to sound crazy
48
00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,419
but I think that I should
take your number
49
00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,699
and I think I should call it,
50
00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,260
and I think I should ask you if you
want to go out for a drink with me.
51
00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,019
Er...
52
00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,299
Fuck me! You've got a boyfriend?
53
00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,099
Er, no, er...
54
00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,939
No, we broke up quite recently,
actually.
55
00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:09,739
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry/really pleased.
56
00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,179
Er...
57
00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:13,580
How the hell did he manage to fuck
that up?
58
00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,940
'Power rarely gives up
without a fight...
59
00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:21,619
'..particularly in places where
there are divisions of tribe,
60
00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:22,660
'divisions of sect.
61
00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:27,819
'We also know that populism can
take dangerous turns.
62
00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:30,540
'And there will be difficult days
along the way.
63
00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:35,099
'From the extremism of those who
would use democracy
64
00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,339
'to deny minority rights
to the nationalism that left...'
65
00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,980
- What are you doing?
- Nothing!
66
00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,699
Harry!
67
00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,380
- I know what you were doing.
- I was watching the news.
68
00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:50,900
- Really?
- Yeah.
69
00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,979
Really?
70
00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,020
Yeah.
71
00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,939
What was he talking about, then?
72
00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:00,379
- What?
- Please, I just need to hear this.
73
00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:01,900
What was he talking about?
74
00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,580
Iraq.
75
00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,060
Don't say anything.
76
00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,140
And please don't stop me leaving.
77
00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:16,619
- Please don't!
- OK.
78
00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,780
Don't!
79
00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,299
Look, I've really tried to be there
for you through this.
80
00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,619
You can't say I haven't tried.
81
00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:30,019
Don't say anything.
And please don't contact me
82
00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:33,179
or turn up at my house drunk in your
underwear. It won't work this time.
83
00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:34,220
It will.
84
00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,860
I'm taking that posh shampoo.
85
00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,060
He was talking about democ...
86
00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,620
Oh, he was just...
87
00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:51,739
...really kind and supportive
with my work.
88
00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:54,459
He'd cook all the time,
run baths, hoover.
89
00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,339
He'd laugh at all of my jokes.
90
00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,899
He was really great with my family,
my friends loved him.
91
00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,979
Plus, he was really
fucking affectionate.
92
00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,979
- Sounds like a dickhead.
- Yeah.
93
00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:12,619
So, was that, like, "You can have my
number," or...? What are we...?
94
00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,979
Yes. Yeah, I guess that's a yes.
95
00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,899
Oh, my gosh. Great. Er...
96
00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,940
OK.
97
00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,260
Put that in there.
98
00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,980
And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.
99
00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,819
- Er, that was a joke.
- Oh, no, I know.
100
00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,779
- I know!
- OK. I was, like, "Oh!"
101
00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:34,619
OK. Great, wow! Er...
102
00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,259
I'll buzz you, then?
103
00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:38,019
- OK.
- OK.
104
00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,060
OK.
105
00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,299
I can't stop smiling. Sorry, I...
106
00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,699
It's OK.
107
00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,220
I'll go.
108
00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,779
Thank you for coming in today.
109
00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:09,219
We really appreciate you considering us
110
00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,459
for your small business start-up loan.
111
00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,979
No problem.
112
00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,419
I've read your application form.
113
00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,379
- Thank you.
- It was...
114
00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:17,740
- funny.
- Oh.
115
00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,419
OK, that wasn't my intention, but...
116
00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:23,306
As you are probably aware,
117
00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:26,619
we haven't had the opportunity
to support many...
118
00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,205
any... women-led businesses since the...
119
00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,099
Sexual harassment case.
120
00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,179
The sexual harassment case.
121
00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,220
Yes.
122
00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:38,779
- Are you all right?
- Oh, yeah, sorry. I just, er...
123
00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:41,379
I ran from the station,
so I'm just a bit hot.
124
00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,579
- I'm really excited about...
- Water?
125
00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,019
No, thanks. I'm fine.
126
00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,219
Actually, yeah, water would be
great. If I could...
127
00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:51,259
Sure. There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out,
128
00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:54,939
and one or two bits and pieces I'm
going to need to see some more on.
129
00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,179
It says in here
130
00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,340
that you opened a business
with your partner...
131
00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,219
OK.
132
00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,019
I'm sorry, that kind of thing won't
get you very far here any more.
133
00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,979
Oh, no, sorry. I thought I had
a top on underneath.
134
00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,845
- Yeah, OK.
- No, seriously.
135
00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:11,312
In this case, genuine accident.
136
00:08:11,337 --> 00:08:13,259
I can see, given our history,
why you might think...
137
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,459
No! Seriously, I wasn't trying to.
I was hot.
138
00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:17,219
I take this kind of thing
very seriously.
139
00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,460
I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!
140
00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,020
OK.
141
00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:30,419
Please leave.
142
00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,780
Oh...
143
00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,859
No, you don't understand. I need this...
144
00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,260
- I need this loan.
- Please, just leave.
145
00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,019
- Perv.
- Slut.
146
00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,619
Wow!
147
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,740
'The lecture will commence shortly.'
148
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,819
My sister. She's uptight and
beautiful and probably anorexic,
149
00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,459
but clothes look awesome on her, so...
150
00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,099
You're almost late.
151
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,499
Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
152
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,379
Oh, Christ. Did you wash your hands?
153
00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:18,460
Of course not.
154
00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:22,699
Oh, my God! You are disgusting!
Fucking hell.
155
00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:26,100
Of course I washed my hands. It's
not like I grew up without a mother.
156
00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,580
- Heard from Dad?
- No.
157
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,739
Dad's way of coping with two
motherless daughters
158
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,619
was to buy us tickets to
feminist lectures,
159
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:39,260
start fucking our godmother
and eventually stop calling.
160
00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:43,969
You look tired.
161
00:09:43,993 --> 00:09:45,993
Thanks. I've been sleeping
really well recently.
162
00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:54,220
Shit!
163
00:09:56,340 --> 00:10:02,299
I'm wearing the top that she "lost"
years ago, so...
164
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,219
this is going to be tense.
165
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,779
- Do you want to take your coat off?
- No.
166
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,820
OK.
167
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,140
Oh, sorry. Thanks.
168
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,379
So, any luck...
169
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,779
- God, can we just have two seconds...
- I was going to ask
170
00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,899
- about the café.
- I don't want to talk about it yet.
171
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,420
- We won't talk, then.
- Fine.
172
00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,540
- Hair looks nice.
- Oh, fuck off.
173
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,819
The only thing harder than having
to tell your super-high-powered,
174
00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,659
perfect, anorexic, rich super-sister
175
00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,939
that you've run out of money
176
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,900
is having to ask her to bail you out.
177
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,180
I'm just going to ask her.
178
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,659
I'm just going to ask her.
179
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,899
I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to come...
180
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,339
- Do you need to borrow money?
- No!
181
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:57,139
I can't do it. I can't do it,
I can't do it.
182
00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,259
I can't do it.
183
00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,019
- So business is good, then?
- Yeah.
184
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:01,259
It's good. It's really good.
185
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,819
It's really, really good.
Yeah, it's really good.
186
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,979
Sounds like it's really good.
187
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,140
It is.
188
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,300
- Hey.
- Hey.
189
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,300
- Can I get you anything?
- No, thanks, I'm good.
190
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,739
Are you sure I can't get you
anything at all?
191
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,579
Is Harry helping?
192
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,259
We broke up.
193
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,939
What? Again?!
194
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,139
If you see him, I'm a wreck, OK?
195
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:16,339
God! Just don't get drunk and scream
through his letterbox again.
196
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,299
Wow! Thanks for the vote of confidence.
197
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,619
Don't get drunk
and shit in your sink again.
198
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,739
When are you going to stop
bringing that up?
199
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,459
When you do something better.
200
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:28,379
I have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.
201
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,859
You shat in a sink.
202
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:32,866
Oh.
203
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:33,891
Hi.
204
00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:35,571
- Thank you.
- No problem.
205
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,100
Nothing is ever going to be better.
206
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,899
I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.
207
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,140
What are yours made from?
208
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,700
Don't know.
209
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,139
I need to get sexy pants.
210
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,459
I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.
211
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,459
Fucking last-minute
bastard trendy parties.
212
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,500
Why do we do it to ourselves?
213
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:09,219
Oh, my God. Definitely not.
That does nothing for you.
214
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,380
I hate that.
215
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,819
What?
216
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,460
These are my clothes, Boo.
I've been wearing these all day.
217
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,299
Oh, God.
218
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,619
Were you wearing your coat?
219
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,140
Yes. But...
220
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:24,699
Nothing here looked nice,
221
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,739
so I thought I'd wear
what I was wearing anyway.
222
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,059
Are you joking?
223
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,779
Are you joking?
224
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,940
Yes.
225
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,531
- Oh, my...
- It's not really that bad at all.
226
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:36,355
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I love you.
227
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,579
- I'll buy...
- I've got to get a whole new outfit now.
228
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,779
I'll buy you pants.
229
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:42,219
- I'll buy you sexy pants.
- I've been so many places today!
230
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,499
- I'll buy you sexy pants!
- Fuck off.
231
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,044
I'm sorry. I think it's a lovely dress.
232
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:51,179
Ugh! I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.
233
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,180
They don't let your fanny breathe.
234
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,059
I know.
235
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,900
Gosh, look at you all.
236
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:08,619
Thank you so much
for coming to Women Speak,
237
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:12,379
opening women's mouths since 1998.
238
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,860
Before we begin, I would like
to ask you a question.
239
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,539
I don't know about you...
240
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,299
but I need some reassurance.
241
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,220
So I pose the question
to the women in this room today.
242
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,180
Please raise your hands...
243
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,739
...if you would trade...
244
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,660
five years of your life...
245
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,539
...for the so-called perfect body.
246
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,860
We are bad feminists.
247
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,220
- I want my top back.
- OK.
248
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,660
- Won't you get cold?
- Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.
249
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,220
What?
250
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,139
- Fuck!
- Oh, fuck! What was that?
251
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,099
- Jesus!
- A fucking hug!
252
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,779
Well, why the fuck did you do that?
253
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,859
That's terrifying. Never do that again.
254
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,180
I was just trying to...
255
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,980
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
256
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,539
Do you want to go for a drink, or...?
257
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,819
- I've got plans.
- OK, fine. Sure.
258
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,780
See you next time, Women Speak, then.
259
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,740
Do you want to go for a drink?
260
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:03,572
_
261
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,139
My sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.
262
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,459
I've never been in a fight.
263
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:12,019
Well, I've been in a fight.
Never been punched in the face.
264
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,379
I've been punched in the leg.
265
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,539
And someone once threw
some punch in my face.
266
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,339
So, my colours this season
are sort of brown, mainly.
267
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,579
But, like, you know,
I wouldn't say no to a maroon.
268
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,819
I wouldn't, like, jump down
the throat of someone
269
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,939
wearing something blue.
It's just not for me.
270
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,099
So...
271
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,220
I'm going to go for a wazz. You... OK.
272
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,299
Same again, while I'm up?
Or perhaps, like, a little cocky-tail?
273
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,659
Or, like, a nice shot?
274
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:44,099
Oh, er... yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.
275
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,539
Wow! Er, thanks.
276
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:50,059
Er, I've actually got work tomorrow,
but, er, another drink here...
277
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,379
- Or we could go back to yours.
- Got to be up really early.
278
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,979
- I'll get you a cab in the morning.
- That's ridiculous! My God!
279
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,900
OK, what the fuck is your problem?
280
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,819
Oh, er... nothing.
281
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,819
I, er... I-I like you.
282
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,859
OK, you're a dick.
283
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,260
What's going on?
284
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:08,540
You're pathetic.
285
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,499
- Wait...
- Don't follow me.
286
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,540
I-I wasn't.
287
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,420
Y-You dropped this.
288
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,220
Er...
289
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,420
OK.
290
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,420
Come on.
291
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,780
Are you OK?
292
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,660
Are you OK?
293
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,220
Sad face.
294
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,299
I'm fine.
295
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,620
Oh...
296
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,060
You're such a lovely man.
297
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,980
- OK.
- Thank you.
298
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,180
Stay there, stay there. You OK?
299
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,979
OK.
300
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,060
Hey.
301
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:44,539
Do you... Do you want
to come home with me?
302
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,739
What?!
303
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,939
No way!
304
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,099
You naughty boy.
305
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,259
Ugh!
306
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:02,219
Ooh! Sing a song, Boo-Boo.
307
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:05,619
♪ Another lunch break another portion ♪
308
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,859
♪ Another piece of cake ♪
309
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,859
- ♪ Another two ♪
- ♪ Fuck it, 20 ♪
310
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,013
♪ Cigarettes ♪
311
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,299
♪ And we're happy ♪
312
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,899
♪ So happy ♪
313
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,380
♪ To be modern women. ♪
314
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,060
Hey, come here.
315
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,300
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.
316
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,180
- Deal.
- Deal.
317
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,059
Fuck it.
318
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,100
This is totally fine.
319
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,420
Hello. Open!
320
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,220
All right, Dad?
321
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,740
What's going on?
322
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,980
Oh, I'm... I'm absolutely fine.
323
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,140
OK.
324
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,940
I just, er...
325
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,660
Yeah?
326
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,180
Oh, it's nothing. It doesn't...
327
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,620
It's...
328
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,901
You know, it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.
329
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,260
OK.
330
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,079
Yeah, OK. I'm... I don't want to...
331
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,499
I'm going to...
332
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,899
It was...
333
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,059
Oh, fuck it.
334
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:32,059
I have a horrible feeling that
I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish,
335
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,659
apathetic, cynical, depraved,
336
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:39,380
morally bankrupt woman,
who can't even call herself a feminist.
337
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,060
Well, er...
338
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,620
You get all that from your mother.
339
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,179
Good one.
340
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,979
Er, I'm going to call you
a cab, darling.
341
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,899
And, er...
342
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,300
please don't go upstairs.
343
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,980
To be fair, she's not
an evil stepmother.
344
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,660
She's just a cunt.
345
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,500
Hi.
346
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,459
Darling, I thought that must be you.
347
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,219
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.
348
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,339
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.
349
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,358
Don't worry... Dad's already
booking me a taxi.
350
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,859
What are you doing?
351
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:13,739
Oh, painting.
I find the night-times very...
352
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,859
peaceful. Usually.
353
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,580
Oh, warming up.
354
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,899
Look, I know it's not really
my place, but are you OK?
355
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,419
- Everyone's been really worried.
- Poor fucker.
356
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:36,059
Yes, she's actually an expression
of how women are subtle warriors.
357
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,219
Strong at heart.
358
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,659
We don't have to use muscular force
to get what we want.
359
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,459
- We just use our...
- Tits.
360
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,260
...innate femininity.
361
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,739
Tits don't get you anywhere these days.
362
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,780
Trust me.
363
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,499
It's very valuable, actually.
364
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,459
- How much?
- Thousands.
365
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:55,579
Oh. Can I have it?
366
00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,500
No.
367
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:07,019
What's that?
368
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,539
Oh, er...
369
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,700
my self-portrait.
370
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,140
Oh.
371
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:23,020
- 'Right, it's here.'
- Ooh, I think I can hear your dad.
372
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,019
'Cab's here!'
373
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,940
- Thanks!
- Aw. Nice of him.
374
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,179
OK.
375
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,420
- Bye.
- Bye.
376
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,179
Er...
377
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,179
Please look after yourself.
378
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,660
You really do look ghastly, darling.
379
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,220
- Oh, café, eh?
- Yeah.
380
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,900
On your own?
381
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,059
Er, kind of.
382
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,779
Kind of? Go on.
383
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:03,179
It's... It's quite
a funny story, actually.
384
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,499
Oh, no, that's good.
It'll keep me going.
385
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,540
Shoot.
386
00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:10,039
I opened the café with my friend Boo.
387
00:24:10,063 --> 00:24:11,742
- Cute name.
- Yeah.
388
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:15,779
Yeah, she's dead now.
She accidentally killed herself.
389
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,419
Wasn't her intention,
but it wasn't a total accident.
390
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:21,419
She didn't actually think she'd die.
She just...
391
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,099
found out that her boyfriend
fucked someone else
392
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:26,779
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital,
393
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,739
not letting him visit her for a bit.
394
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,219
She decided to walk
into a busy cycle lane,
395
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,481
wanting to get tangled in a bike...
break a finger, maybe.
396
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:37,083
As it turns out, bikes go fast
and flip you into the road.
397
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:40,260
Three people died. She was such a dick.
398
00:24:44,896 --> 00:24:47,736
So, yeah. Kind of on my own.
28341
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof