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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,557 Hand over the milk money, Weaver. 3 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,470 I can't do that, Derek. 4 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,836 I'm not sure you'll spend it on milk. 5 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,010 That's me, Mitch Weaver. 6 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,911 That's Sam, my lifelong best friend. 7 00:00:46,981 --> 00:00:50,883 I never had a dad growing up, so Sam's dad Pops filled in a little. 8 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,943 He was a boxer, real tough guy. 9 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:57,889 One thing to remember in life, no matter where you go or what you do... 10 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:00,654 don't take no crap from nobody. 11 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,891 I never liked the guy, but he was right about not taking crap. 12 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:07,058 Wow! My dad sure is great. 13 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:12,003 Hey, do you know where he hides his guns? 14 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,768 Don't worry. 15 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:20,741 We planted the guns in the bully's desk so he'd get in trouble. 16 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:23,215 It wasn't me! 17 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:27,118 Let me go! They weren't mine! 18 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:30,419 We always did stuff like that, get back at people who messed with us. 19 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:34,018 There was this crossing guard used to grab all the kids' asses. 20 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,859 Back then people weren't on the lookout for that kind of thing. 21 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,900 The only way to nail a guy like that was to catch him red-handed. 22 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,958 That's where Super Glue came in. 23 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:45,995 Look, everybody! Crossing guard's grabbing 8-year-old's ass over here! 24 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,911 We really got back at this ornery baby-sitter we didn't like. 25 00:01:56,884 --> 00:02:00,650 After all these years, this picture still makes me horny. 26 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,884 I mean, wistful! It makes me wistful. 27 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:07,257 When I was 16, the saddest event of my life occurred. 28 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,761 My mom died. 29 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:13,289 Everyone did their best to console me, particularly Aunt Jenny. 30 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,097 It wasn't easy, because I'm not comfortable expressing my... 31 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,661 What do you call them? Emotions? 32 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,503 Anyways, I learned to express myself in other ways. 33 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,339 I started making little notes to myself. 34 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,072 Note to self. 35 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:30,641 Remember, Aunt Jenny is your aunt. 36 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,312 Then there was this character we had to deal with. 37 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,651 She thought just because she was a meter maid... 38 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,886 that she had the right to go around giving everybody parking tickets. 39 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,291 That's where the popcorn came in handy. 40 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,533 In high school, I still didn't take crap from anyone, man or beast. 41 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,699 This Doberman would always chase us. 42 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,300 So we borrowed my cousin's huge German shepherd... 43 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,312 who also happens to be gay. 44 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,579 Taught that Doberman some humility. 45 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,213 Boy, those were the days. 46 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,778 But then, something happened. I grew up. 47 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:12,553 Okay, 132 Highfield Avenue in three minutes. 48 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,821 I can make it. I can make it. 49 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,564 No! 50 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,445 Hi, there. Thirty minutes or free, right? 51 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,540 And you took 32 minutes. 52 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,313 So close and yet so far. 53 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,480 Gimme a break. That free pizza comes out of my paycheck. 54 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,854 That doesn't seem fair, does it? 55 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,223 Then the guy says, "If you want the money for this pizza... 56 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:53,391 you tell Aldo and the rest of those sweaty Italian fruits... 57 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,401 to come down and get it from me themselves." 58 00:03:55,469 --> 00:04:00,634 Also, he started saying nasty things about that Mussolini character. 59 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:05,008 The guy called. I know you didn't make it on time. 60 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,276 None of the other pizza places have the 30-minute thing anymore. 61 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,782 Can't we drop it? 62 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,751 You think we should drop the 30-minute guarantee? 63 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,948 You think Aldo's should be just like all the others? 64 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:20,558 Mitch Weaver, you're not fit to wear this shirt. 65 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,655 That's my Canadians jersey. 66 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,326 You have anything in a 10-1/2 wide? 67 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,063 Toni-Ann, what are you doing? 68 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,227 I've had it. Uncle Aldo called. He told me he fired you. 69 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:09,140 That's your 14th job in the past three months! I can't take it anymore! 70 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,303 Honey, I understand you're upset. 71 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:15,314 Maybe you'll feel better after we have some dirty sex. 72 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:19,512 Forget it! I'm through wasting my life with you. 73 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,019 Good-bye! 74 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,148 - What about the rest of my stuff? - Your stuff? 75 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,158 There is no "your stuff." 76 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,786 I have paid for everything in this apartment. 77 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,265 Wait a minute. That's not true. 78 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,426 I paid for the popcorn machine. 79 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,478 What's up, fruity? 80 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,983 Hey, ass-bite. 81 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,682 By the looks of this popcorn machine, I guess she tossed you out for good? 82 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,348 Yep. 83 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,619 Passed your car back there. 84 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,719 - It's a nasty flat, but I can fix it. - Thanks, Sam. 85 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:06,493 I was wondering. Could I crash with you and your dad for a while? 86 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:11,634 No. I'm gonna turn away my best friend so he's gotta sleep in his car. Come on. 87 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,409 Hey, that's my shirt. 88 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,809 You're wearing my shirt. 89 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,384 Here you go. 90 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,283 No, that's all right. 91 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,016 I was talking to somebody else that's different than you. 92 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,326 Two, three, up. 93 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,265 Press those knees straight. 94 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,667 And again. Take it down. 95 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,796 Two, three... 96 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,363 and lift it up. 97 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:55,176 - Pops, how you doin'? - Pretty good, son. 98 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,548 But it'd be goin' a lot better if you brought me a whore. 99 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,246 I thought you couldn't... 100 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,914 I can't but... 101 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,959 I subscribe to this magazine to give me a few ideas. 102 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,427 There's an article about home stereo equipment, too. That's for you. 103 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,088 That's great. 104 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:14,191 - I'll be right back, all right? - Yeah. 105 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,873 Do me a favor. 106 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,910 Could you stay with him for a while? 107 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,535 What's the matter? 108 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,911 You know how I feel about your father. I'm uncomfortable around him. 109 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,610 He's kind of... I don't know. 110 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,676 Creepy, you know? 111 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,018 He creeps the hell out of me, to tell you the truth. 112 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,818 He likes you. 113 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,486 I gotta call somebody to borrow a jack. 114 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,496 Stay with him for a while. 115 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,997 All right. 116 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,603 Feelin' okay, Mr. McKenna? 117 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,105 Don't worry about me. 118 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,802 I just want to thank you for spending a little time with me. 119 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,539 - Well, no problem. - Yeah, yeah. 120 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,014 - I also want to say I'm sorry. - Sorry for what? 121 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,814 For being a creepy old man. 122 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,185 I apologize, you rotten bastard! 123 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:13,192 - You say those things about me? - Pops! Pops! Let go! 124 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:17,196 Get out of here, Sam! I'll kill this bastard! 125 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,427 I can still hear, no matter how creepy I look. 126 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:24,096 - It's Mitch! Let go. - All right, take him. 127 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,799 Everything's falling apart. 128 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,933 Remember how things were when we were young? 129 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,102 Yeah, it was great. 130 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,611 Yeah, it was. 131 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,170 I felt good about myself back then. 132 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:39,049 If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn't take crap from anybody. 133 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:43,249 Now I'm in my 30s, I can't hold a job. I go out with women I don't even like. 134 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,690 Worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. 135 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,389 Things could be worse. 136 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:52,955 I could've got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore. 137 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,674 You bastard! 138 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,471 I'm just messin' with you, Jimmy. I saw you down there. 139 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,913 Get Jimmy a beer on me. 140 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,177 Okay. It's okay. 141 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,553 Wow, look at her. 142 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,851 Yeah. She's all yours, buddy. Go get her. 143 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,861 Hi. How ya doin'? I'm Sam McKenna. 144 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,601 I live with my dad. 145 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:40,511 It appears Travis Cole has bailed out the city once again... 146 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,608 coming up with the necessary funding to save the Chelsea Opera House. 147 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,813 How could a man in my position not step in and do his civic duty? 148 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,083 That opera house is part of this city's heritage. 149 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,682 Heck, yes, I'm gonna keep it up and running. 150 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,092 I love this city, and as we all know... 151 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,631 I love opera. 152 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,132 Right, Spunky? 153 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,034 A guy like Travis Cole has a great life. 154 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,265 Why? Just because he's rich? 155 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,571 No. Because he doesn't take crap from anybody. 156 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,975 There are two kinds of people in this world: those who get stomped on... 157 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,775 and those who do the stomping. 158 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,873 Where'd you come up with that theory? 159 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,919 That famous guy said it. What's his name? 160 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,148 Yeah. Jesus. 161 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,883 Hi. I'm Mitch. 162 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,722 Hello, Mitch. 163 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,990 Maybe later you'll drop by the house. 164 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,327 You know, check out the hot tub. 165 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,835 - Hey, pal, beat it! - Why don't you beat it? 166 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:39,702 The lady obviously isn't interested in you, jerk-off! So get lost! 167 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,503 Maybe we should let the lady decide. 168 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,840 - I think you should fight it out. - Good idea. 169 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,674 - Great idea! - Brilliant idea! 170 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:50,274 - I love the idea. - Terry, Jack, Mike, Rick. 171 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,218 No. My dumb friend needs me. I gotta go. 172 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,528 Well, Mitch, looks like we've got ourselves a fight. 173 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,793 Great. It's fightin' time. Can I be on their side? 174 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,666 Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good? 175 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,696 Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones' "Street Fighting Man." 176 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,300 G-7! 177 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,909 You just hit G-8. 178 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,447 Bring it on! 179 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,880 How come you get a pool cue? 180 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,957 Come on. You fell right into my trap. 181 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,157 Sammy, bite 'em! Bite 'em in the nose! 182 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,973 Note to self. Learn to fight. 183 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,541 I wanna go over there and rip their heads off, every one of them. 184 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:03,988 That would probably work, since they're so tired from beating us mercilessly. 185 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,458 But since we rented the cop uniforms, let's try it my way, all right? 186 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,565 - Hey, dude, what's up? - Neil, is that you? 187 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,999 Yeah, it's me, Neil. 188 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:21,632 It's Jason. We just got back from beating these guys. Messed 'em up good! 189 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,667 The whole time, this guy's lying there, crying like a little girl. 190 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,772 - Wait, I'll get Terry. - Don't get Terry. I mean... 191 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,249 The reason I'm calling is this. 192 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:35,049 There's these guys going around to frat houses pretending to be cops. 193 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,182 But they're not real cops. They're fake cops. 194 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,658 They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the Delta Psi house. 195 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,661 So don't be fooled, okay? 196 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,663 Sure thing. Thanks for calling. 197 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,824 Okay, no problem, dude. 198 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,597 Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? 199 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:02,008 Hello, real cops? Yes, I'd like to register a complaint. 200 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,915 We got a complaint about the noise. 201 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,112 Whatever you say, Officer. 202 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,680 Officer down! We need backup! 203 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,227 - Okay, we'll take care of these two. - You got it. 204 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,770 Hey, frat sisters, remember us? 205 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,800 I'll take this one. 206 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,382 - I'll take the next one. - All right, man. 207 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,291 That felt great, man, getting back at those guys tonight. 208 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,958 I've got to admit, that was brilliant, what you did. 209 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,968 You are the king of revenge. 210 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,369 Pipe down! I'm trying to watch these broads work out. 211 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,771 - You want another beer? - Yeah. 212 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,345 Mitch, you wanna come over here? 213 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,404 I'm not falling for that one again. 214 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,750 - I think I'm having a heart attack. - Not gonna work. 215 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,251 Pops! You all right? 216 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,503 I'm gonna let him sleep. 217 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,736 Could you stay with him while I find the doctor? 218 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,744 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 219 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,049 I'm glad you came. 220 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,351 Hey, Mr. McKenna. I'll go get Sam. 221 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,824 No, hold on. There's something I want to tell you. 222 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,987 I'm gonna find Sam. 223 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,622 Mitch, sit your ass down! 224 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,534 It's embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred-year-old man... 225 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,539 who just had a coronary... 226 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,541 so could we hurry this up? 227 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,873 I'm not doin' too well. 228 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,210 So knowing that, I think I better tell you this now. 229 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,051 - Tell me what? - I'm your father. 230 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,252 You must be delirious, because you're not my father. 231 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,422 I don't know who my father is, but it's not you. 232 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,159 Here, Mitch. 233 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,195 Look at the picture in this locket. 234 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,065 Holy Lord! 235 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:48,376 That's a picture of you and my mom having sex! 236 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,542 God! Why would you show me that? 237 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,086 I'm sorry, son. 238 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,754 I figured you'd never believe me unless I showed you that picture. 239 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:02,057 I loved your mother as a friend, but it wasn't true love. We both knew that. 240 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:07,498 Besides, back then they didn't have these fancy birth control methods. 241 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,262 Like pullin' out. 242 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,531 God! 243 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,505 Stop sayin' dirty stuff for a second, would you? 244 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,941 Does Sam know about this? 245 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,572 No. And I don't want you to tell him. 246 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,081 Why not? 247 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,714 I don't want him to feel he's been lied to his entire life. 248 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,221 Down deep he's very sensitive. 249 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,224 Promise me you won't tell him. 250 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,590 I can't promise you. 251 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,595 Sam's got a right to know. 252 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,654 I'm gonna tell him. 253 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,996 Hello. I'm Dr. Farthing. 254 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,126 Are you Mr. McKenna's son? 255 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,007 I gotta talk to Sam. 256 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:53,068 Mitch, don't tell him! Don't you tell him! 257 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,138 Now, let me ask you. 258 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,616 Are you a betting man? 259 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,846 I don't know. Sure. 260 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,253 If someone were taking bets on your father's bout with death... 261 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,452 I'd bet everything I own on death. 262 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,094 It's a good bet. The odds are he'll probably die. 263 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,026 Couldn't you have prepared him for that? 264 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,035 Well... 265 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,095 kind of thought I did with that betting analogy. 266 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,266 What is wrong with my dad? 267 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,310 Your dad? 268 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,404 In a nut shell, your dad needs a heart transplant. 269 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,941 Because of his age, he's low priority on the donor's list. 270 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,614 Was your father a famous athlete or rock star? 271 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,955 No. He was a boxer, but he wasn't famous. 272 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,489 Sorry, no heart there. 273 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,590 But, for $600... 274 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,568 I could sell you a fully-adjustable hospital bed. 275 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,902 Are you crazy? I don't need a bed. 276 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,705 Playing hardball, are you? Okay, $550. 277 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,939 I don't have to sit here and listen to this! 278 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,311 No, wait. 279 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,680 I can't believe this is happening. 280 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,743 Wait. Where're you goin'? Your friend's leaving... 281 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,585 Come back here. I can help him. 282 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,157 Please, come back, sit down. 283 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,757 I'm sorry. I'm a compulsive gambler. 284 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:25,362 Now, I know there's nobody to blame for this but myself. 285 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,101 I don't know. Maybe the Buffalo Bills, or the Boston Red Sox or Mr. "T"... 286 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,608 or the Jets. 287 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:34,374 Mr. "T"? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight... 288 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,881 in Rocky III, and you bet against Rocky? 289 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,044 Hindsight is 20/20, my friend. 290 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,247 The point is, I'm in trouble. 291 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,251 Deep trouble. Which could be good for Mr. McKenna's father. 292 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,696 There is a way I can get his name bumped to the top of the list to get his heart. 293 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,789 How? 294 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,868 If you pay me $50,000. 295 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,407 - Did you say $50,000? - No. 296 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,933 I whispered $50,000. I need it in two weeks. 297 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:10,608 This is awful, but I've given these bookies practically everything I have. 298 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:18,217 When I was young, my mom used to tell me that the lights we see in the sky... 299 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,226 are from stars that burned out millions of years ago. 300 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,421 It's like life. 301 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,865 Something can be one way you think all your life... 302 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,664 and in reality it's completely different. 303 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,935 Yeah. 304 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,907 I'm gonna kill you, asshole! 305 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,001 Sam, are you pissing off the side of the building? 306 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,511 Sort of. 307 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:47,149 You know, I'm going crazy here over Pops. He's gonna die! 308 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,950 He's not gonna die. You're gonna get the money and get him a heart. 309 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,958 $50,000 in two weeks? Come on! 310 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,427 My sister Carol said she'd send two grand. Where will I get the rest? 311 00:19:56,496 --> 00:20:00,193 - Are you gonna not try? - Of course I'm gonna try! 312 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,101 What if I got a job? 313 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,298 Maybe I could pay this guy off in installments. 314 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,604 Yes. Now you're talkin'. I'll help you every step of the way. 315 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,673 Thanks, buddy. 316 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,949 You little bastards! 317 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,951 That was a hell of a piss. 318 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,355 Look at the "help wanted" section. 319 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,950 I'm looking at the "buy and sell" ads. Maybe we can sell something. 320 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,859 - Just look for a job. - All right, all right! 321 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,453 Movie line comin' up. 322 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,164 How's that lookin', baby? 323 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,015 He was supposed to keep drivin'. 324 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,059 To start with, the bottom stair is a roundover. 325 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,791 It does a 180 into the newel post. 326 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:10,461 The bannister has a 90 degree easement and dies into the newel post. 327 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,198 Ninety degrees. 328 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,935 - That's gonna be a problem. - What's the problem? 329 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:20,173 We lied on our resumes. We know nothing about construction. 330 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,941 When is lunch? 331 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,448 You're fired. 332 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,552 Ass-bite, you sure this is a good idea? 333 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,589 Hell, yeah. It's 50 bucks for eatin' brownies. 334 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,683 They are safe, but there is a chance of some side effects... 335 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:38,754 including mild itching, nausea, chills, hallucinations and rashes. 336 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,391 These are good? Aren't they good? 337 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,242 I think I feel a slight itch. 338 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,138 No, maybe not. 339 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,174 Could be my imagination. 340 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:13,364 We eat the pig and then together we burn. 341 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:19,235 - What you talkin' about, Satan? - Come with me. 342 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:23,401 You belong with me. 343 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,410 Burn! 344 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:37,182 The hell with that job. Who wants to be itchy anyway? 345 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:40,657 All right. Everybody line up. 346 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,491 Don't be dummies. Just get in line. 347 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,996 That's fine. 348 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:49,592 Gentlemen, members of the national office are coming here tonight... 349 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,695 for their annual inspection of this theater. 350 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:56,299 Right now, I'm going to explain to you my managing style... 351 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,641 for the benefit of the new guys. 352 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,476 So there you are, tubby. 353 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,814 You look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. 354 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,444 You baby gorilla. 355 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,682 Why don't you work the zoo and stop bothering people? 356 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,453 Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. 357 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,826 They said that they're down to only five flavors. 358 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,127 You're swelling up as I talk to you. 359 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,292 Look at you. How's this? How's it doin'? 360 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,232 Hello, ice cream. Having a good time running around? 361 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:33,812 Are you laughing 'cause I called your friend a fat pig? Think that's funny? 362 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,974 I was laughing earlier when you were talking to his belly. 363 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:40,712 Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains? Don't bother anybody. 364 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,880 You've got a personality like a dead moth. 365 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,015 Okay, the fun's over. 366 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,993 Anybody messes this thing up for me tonight is through. 367 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,553 Not only are you fired, your life is over. 368 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:57,194 I'll see to it you never work again, and wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait. 369 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,438 Everybody's sucking sand. 370 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,667 Nobody messes up, understand me? 371 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,438 Don't mess up! 372 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:11,350 That guy's gonna be our boss? 373 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:15,148 After a speech like that, how does he expect us not to screw him over? 374 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:18,281 Every one of us said the same thing our first day working for Hamilton... 375 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,291 only nobody does anything. 376 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,726 Trust me, this isn't just talk. Nobody screws me over like that. 377 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,560 - Me, neither. - I can't help you. I need this job. 378 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,624 But if you really screw over Hamilton, I'll give you ten bucks. 379 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:32,432 Mark me down for $20. 380 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,837 Mr. Witherspoon. 381 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,307 Class operation, Hamilton. Good job. 382 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,812 Thank you. Let me get you some refreshments. 383 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,040 Okay, we're all set. 384 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,914 One, two, three. Look away! 385 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,085 Look, an alien. 386 00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,223 Yeah, we better have sex with each other. 387 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:09,667 Note to self. Sam just looked at the screen. 388 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:12,370 No, I didn't. I was just making sure the reel had... 389 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:18,178 - This alien looks like a hot guy. - Right. We better have sex with him. 390 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:21,948 Gimme that. It took long enough, you dummy. 391 00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,266 Hamilton, you're through. 392 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,971 That was amazing. You should do that stuff for a living. 393 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,609 Sam, tonight... 394 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,670 we made a wad of cash for doing something that comes natural to us. 395 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,443 Revenge. 396 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,110 We should open a "revenge for hire" business. 397 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,881 I've never heard of a "revenge for hire" business. 398 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,889 Exactly. We'd be the first. 399 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,949 With every genius business idea, there's got to be a first. 400 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:04,519 Like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people's houses. 401 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,531 Or the guy who invented crack. 402 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,625 Who's gonna hire us? 403 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:13,297 I have a feeling people are going to pay us a lot of money... 404 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,306 to do their dirty work. 405 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,437 Okay, let's get a few things straight here. 406 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:26,008 As long as the rent's on time, you don't wreck the place, we're okay. 407 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,677 If not... 408 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,679 I punch you in the stomach. 409 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:34,783 If that ever comes up, that Sam's department. 410 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,158 Yeah, that's my department. 411 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,063 Good. 412 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,726 Good luck to you. 413 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,236 Thanks. 414 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,241 Mildred! 415 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,645 Wait up. 416 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,079 - Hi, Rich. - Hi, Mildred. 417 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,584 I guess you forgot my name. It's not Mildred, it's Kathy. 418 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,177 No, I didn't forget. You never told me, so I just guessed. 419 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:05,815 That's a novel approach. 420 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:09,452 So, how'd the fight with those fraternity guys turn out? 421 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,120 We kicked their ass! 422 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:14,394 I was punching one guy and kicking this other guy. 423 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,833 I threw one dude right through a plate glass window. 424 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:20,167 - Really? - Sort of, except the exact opposite. 425 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:23,572 Don't you think it's silly for grown men to fight? 426 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:27,010 Did you see the movie Kickboxer? They're all grown men. 427 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,748 Are we going to your apartment now? 428 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,282 I'm going back to work. 429 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,948 - Where do you work? - Right there. 430 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,525 Phillips Motors! Are you a dirty car salesman? 431 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:46,292 - No. I'm a dirty accountant. - Hey, Kathy! 432 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:51,564 Break's over, sweetheart. Get your ass in here! Now! 433 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:54,731 - Who's that dude? - Anton Phillips, the owner. 434 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:59,039 - Does he always talk to you like that? - Well, yeah. 435 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:02,638 But he's doing a live TV commercial tomorrow, so he's worse than usual. 436 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:07,350 Anyway, it was nice seeing you again, Mitch. 437 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,323 Live TV commercial? 438 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:16,260 Okay, settle down, prostitutes. 439 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:21,129 Understand that you each get $20, and this requires no sex. 440 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,691 No sex at all... 441 00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:25,964 regardless of what this character tells you. 442 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,132 - What's the matter with you? - What's the matter? 443 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:33,042 We spend most of the money my sister sent for Pops on this office. 444 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:36,138 And now we're wasting the rest of it so you can impress some girl? 445 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,241 No. This isn't for her. 446 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,947 This is so we can get a free commercial for Dirty Work on live television. 447 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:50,859 And in five, four, three, two. 448 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,694 Hello, everyone. I'm Anton Phillips... 449 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,961 President of Phillips Motors. 450 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:59,004 We'll return in a moment to the Channel 11 Movie Matinee... 451 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:04,737 but I'm here with you live to show you some great luxury automobiles. 452 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:08,143 Like this one-year-old Cadillac Deville... 453 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,409 priced right at $36,000. 454 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,247 Fully loaded: V-8 engine, standard. 455 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,652 Shock-resistant CD player, standard. 456 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:18,849 - The trunk looks kinda small. - This is live! 457 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:22,519 I'm on live T... Trunk's fine. 458 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,962 As you can see, friends, it's not small. 459 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:28,431 It's a big trunk. I'll show you right here. 460 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,594 You got a dead hooker in the trunk! 461 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:32,534 No! It can't be. 462 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,506 - It was. It was a dead hooker. - It wasn't a dead hooker! 463 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,839 - I know a dead hooker when I see one. - What's happening? 464 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:42,369 - Come on down. - Here's another dead hooker! 465 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,915 What? 466 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,242 My goodness! 467 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:50,948 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life. 468 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,218 Lord knows I have. 469 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:57,353 - I can remember a time... - Look, there's Mitch on TV. 470 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,125 Yeah, there's Mitch. 471 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:04,295 And there's the Saigon whore... 472 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:07,237 that bit my nose off! 473 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,109 These are nice cars. These are luxury automobiles. 474 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,875 I've got a whole place. They're fully loaded. 475 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,280 They're loaded with dead hookers. 476 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,581 You're seein' things. Don't shoot this. 477 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,714 - This is not part of the commercial. - Some jerk making your life miserable? 478 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:28,817 You want revenge? Call 555-0187 and let us do your dirty work. 479 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,452 And we're clear. 480 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,994 Wake up, slut! 481 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,795 Well, well, well. 482 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:39,031 We meet again. Nose biter! 483 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,732 Time to pay the fiddler, whore! 484 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:47,004 That was great. Let's get out of here. 485 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,174 Nurse, record vital signs, please. 486 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,651 If that stethoscope is as freezing cold as it was yesterday... 487 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,847 I'm gonna shove it right up your ass! 488 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,947 Vital signs normal. 489 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,696 Hey, Pops! 490 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:08,961 Sam! Mitch! What are you two fruits up to? 491 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:12,026 You should've seen it. We just did this cool thing on TV... 492 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,504 that should really help our revenge business. 493 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,200 We found our calling. 494 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:20,803 Looking back, I must've been your age when I found my calling. 495 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,848 So you became a boxer? 496 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:25,782 That's when I started working in stag films. 497 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,020 I'm gonna find Dr. Farthing. 498 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:34,287 Hey, look, Pops. 499 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,692 - I gotta tell you something. - What? 500 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,788 I've made up my mind. I'm going to tell Sam. 501 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,333 Or not! 502 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,370 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell Sam. 503 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,564 He might react badly. 504 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,576 I wouldn't want anything to break up our relationship before I die. 505 00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:56,010 Okay, I won't tell him. 506 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,639 Yeah. 507 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:08,152 Note to self. Forget about fathering children. 508 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:15,594 - Any bleeding? - Only when I sit down. 509 00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,602 What happened to your arm? 510 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:21,401 I'm not sure. It's either from sleeping on it the wrong way... 511 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,601 or from bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car. 512 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:27,942 - Did you get the 50 grand? - Not yet. 513 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:32,245 If we get some money in two weeks, could we pay the rest in installments? 514 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:35,719 No. Well, there are nine days left. 515 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:39,690 Might I suggest kidnapping the child of a celebrity? 516 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:44,855 You know, I realize Pops isn't your favorite person in the whole world... 517 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:48,229 so I appreciate how hard you're trying to help him out. 518 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,892 That's nice. 519 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,903 I've gotta tell you something. 520 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:55,873 Your father is not only your father. 521 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:00,235 He's also... 522 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:04,146 He's also a good man. 523 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,150 Your father is a good man. 524 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,879 Yeah. 525 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,443 Mitch, you know... 526 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,755 I wanted to... 527 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,219 You're my best friend, man. 528 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,527 Keep your distance there, Liberace. 529 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,032 I was just... 530 00:33:23,736 --> 00:33:26,204 Hey, Kathy! I'm glad to see you. 531 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:30,173 Did you really think you were helping me with that disgusting stunt? 532 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:33,609 Hey, maybe you don't realize it, but that disgusting stunt... 533 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,147 was this idiot's way of saying he likes you. 534 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,610 I'm gonna stand over there. 535 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,751 The guy deserved it. 536 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,950 Because of what you did, Anton had to sell the dealership. 537 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:49,859 Now I'm out of a job. Did I deserve that? 538 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:53,455 No, but you shouldn't work for a guy who treats you bad anyway. 539 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:58,162 That is a decision for me to make, not you or your awful company. 540 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,797 Putting prostitutes in the trunks of cars? 541 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,842 - That is so... - Cool! 542 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,707 The dead hooker in the trunk thing was the coolest thing ever. 543 00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,941 Wow, Mitch, congratulations. 544 00:34:10,015 --> 00:34:13,007 Now you're famous for being a jerk. 545 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,986 I wish some girl would look at me the way she looks at you. 546 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,989 What are you talking about? She hates me. 547 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,457 No, she's mad at you. There's a difference. 548 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,495 She's mad at you because she likes you so much. 549 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:27,521 I'm short, not invisible. Can I get a little help down here? 550 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,727 Heather, who works here, is an abusive drunk. 551 00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:34,034 Calls me names. Hits me. Your classic dwarf hater. 552 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:36,040 Here she comes. 553 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,410 Move over, short stuff. 554 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:45,376 Hey, baby, you ever had a chick with a beard before? 555 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,851 I can't say that I have, bearded broad. 556 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,219 Then, sugar, you haven't lived. 557 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:56,824 Note to self. I don't want to live. 558 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,198 I'll be in my trailer, honey. 559 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:04,201 If you want it, come and get it. 560 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,040 Does that go for me, too? 561 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,277 So can you help me? 562 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,676 Yeah, we can help you. 563 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:37,765 No beard. 564 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,304 My problem is with these guys next door. 565 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:44,035 They drive around in their Porsche 90 miles an hour where my kids play... 566 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,542 blasting their music. 567 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:49,411 They have loud, wild parties still going on when I get up for work. 568 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,006 - Sounds awful. - It's unbearable. 569 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:54,450 It's unbearable to live next door to that house. 570 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:59,151 Then we'll make it unbearable to live in that house. 571 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,455 This should do it. 572 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:10,593 Mitch, this is brutal. 573 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,637 We hide these fish all over the house? 574 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,638 And they'll stink for days. 575 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,765 Okay, let's go. 576 00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:37,161 Come on, quick. 577 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,398 My flight doesn't leave for an hour. 578 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,296 - Nice place you've got. - Yeah, yeah. 579 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,735 You want it? 580 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,244 Check it out. 581 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:56,613 Looks good. 582 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,984 What's the problem? 583 00:37:01,954 --> 00:37:03,387 Smells like fish. 584 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,685 What was that? Some sort of signal? 585 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,725 Is that a signal? You wearing a wire? 586 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,023 No. It really does smell like fish in here. 587 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,222 You're a damn cop! That's it. 588 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:14,765 Show these guys what we do to cops. 589 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,301 Say hello to the devil for me. 590 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,802 Behind you! 591 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:23,740 I've been hit. Kill them! 592 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,299 Kill them! 593 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,813 Make your gun fight like the devil himself! 594 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,247 Burn in hell, you bastards! 595 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,377 Sweet Jesus! He got me. 596 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:40,391 Mark, over there. Grab it. I use it to cut firewood. 597 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,890 What's he using? You're killing me with that chain saw! 598 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:53,905 He took away my chain saw, and now he's using it on me. 599 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,341 My, God! Is that a hand grenade? 600 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,591 Good Lord! 601 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:18,721 We gotta get out of here. Will you come on? 602 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,032 That's it! This noise has got to stop! 603 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:35,443 My God. I never asked you to do this. 604 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,812 Ed, we gotta go. 605 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,942 Could you pay us now? 606 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:43,715 Four hundred bucks, and we need $50,000 in six days? 607 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:47,418 - We're not even close. - I know we're not. 608 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,219 There's a message. 609 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,229 Maybe it's a job. 610 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,365 Hey, fatso. Fatso! 611 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:59,234 It's me, Hamilton, your boss from the movie theater. 612 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,465 I saw that TV commercial you made. 613 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:05,909 Fat, fat, fat! When you sweat, marbles come off your ass. 614 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,009 Hello. Dirty Work. 615 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:20,616 No, I can hear you fine. It must be your phone. 616 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,418 Sure, we'll be right over. 617 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:35,529 So this whole block will become a parking lot for the Chelsea Opera House? 618 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,940 Yep, to make sure none of Travis Cole's friends... 619 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:42,070 have to park their Mercedes on the street. 620 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:45,014 I've lived in this house for 62 years. 621 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,517 Now the bulldozers are coming tomorrow. 622 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:53,552 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - No, no. I have a plan. 623 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,009 What do you make of this? 624 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:15,342 Either it's a trick and we're walking into a huge ambush... 625 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:19,748 or this is the single, dumbest act in the history of crime. 626 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,331 How we gonna get out of here? 627 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,459 We can't make bail. Pops is gonna die. 628 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,970 We're gonna be left here to rot. 629 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:44,270 I'm not worried about the rotting now, I'm worried about something else. 630 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:46,776 What else is there to worry about? 631 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:50,246 We're in prison with prisoners. 632 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,146 So what? 633 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,914 So what? You know what prisoners do to each other all the time. 634 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,319 No. What? 635 00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,153 You don't know? 636 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,557 No! 637 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,060 They... 638 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,207 I never heard that. 639 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,470 You never heard that? 640 00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,478 How could you have never heard of that? 641 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,140 That's what prisons are most famous for. 642 00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:28,151 All right, let's go. 643 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,322 Not you, tubby. 644 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,620 You sure you don't want him, too? 645 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:40,992 The popcorn in the bulldozer stunt was allegedly perpetrated by these men: 646 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:43,227 Mitchell Weaver and Samuel McKenna. 647 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:46,168 But was this a dangerous act of mischief... 648 00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:49,730 or a heroic example of civil disobedience? 649 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:53,039 Those two boys sure are heroes to me. 650 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:57,571 If Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna are heroes, then who's the villain? 651 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,777 Many would say that would be the builder of the parking lot... 652 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,549 millionaire real estate mogul, Travis Co... 653 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:08,081 Damn it. That looks bad. We've got to stop the hemorrhaging. 654 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:10,684 Martin, could you wait outside? 655 00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:13,253 Yes, sir. I'm sorry about what happened. 656 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:16,027 It's all right, Martin. It wasn't your fault. 657 00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:22,298 By the end of the day, I'd like Martin jobless, homeless... 658 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:25,275 penniless and hairless. 659 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:35,385 You fellows have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. 660 00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:38,388 Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous! 661 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:43,424 Can you believe these characters? Way out of line! 662 00:42:43,495 --> 00:42:46,953 Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. 663 00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:50,468 The lack of respect hurts the most. 664 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:52,127 That's what hurts the most. 665 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:55,434 Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. 666 00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:59,136 But the lack of respect hurts the second most. 667 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,974 Weaver, McKenna, you're free to go. 668 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,550 Ridiculous! 669 00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:12,582 First of all, Mrs. Murphy is owed... 670 00:43:12,657 --> 00:43:16,058 my deepest apologies for the hardships she's unjustly suffered. 671 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:21,565 Secondly, all charges have been dropped against Mr. Weaver and Mr. McKenna... 672 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:24,158 who are not criminals but heroes. 673 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:26,897 In fact, all of us are going out for popcorn. 674 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:30,172 Okay, Spunky, you can come too. 675 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:34,712 I think he's got his thumb up that dog's ass. 676 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,577 Gentlemen, I think I have a job for you. 677 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:44,352 Mitch, Sam, considering your recent exploits as mischief makers... 678 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:47,152 I think you may be able to help me. 679 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:52,788 There's a small walk-up building I own over at 99 Franklin Street. 680 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:56,732 It's low-income housing. My way of giving back to the community. 681 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:59,929 But much to my chagrin, the criminal element... 682 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,441 has reared its ugly head in the form of drug dealers, gangs... 683 00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:06,602 even a house of prostitution. 684 00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:09,943 He's doing that... Why don't you get the cops to get them out? 685 00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:12,074 It's not that simple. 686 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,608 As long as those criminals pay their rent on time... 687 00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:18,247 the police say I have no grounds to evict them. 688 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:22,555 - What do you want us to do? - Get the building condemned. 689 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:27,326 By any means necessary. That way, everyone will be evicted legally. 690 00:44:27,399 --> 00:44:31,165 Then I'll fix it up, rent the apartments to honest, hardworking people. 691 00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:34,933 I don't know. We've never done anything this big before. 692 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:38,169 Gentlemen, let me give you a minute to think it over. 693 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:41,674 Doesn't it seem like... 694 00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:43,839 He's definitely doing that dog. 695 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:47,612 Doesn't it seem like we're getting into something over our heads here? 696 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:50,587 So, gentlemen, have you decided? 697 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,423 We'll do it... 698 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:56,289 for $50,000. 699 00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:01,162 Very well. $50,000 it is. 700 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,103 Good news, Mr. McKenna. 701 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:10,005 All right, boys! Bring on the whore! 702 00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:12,339 No, it's not a whore. 703 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:15,504 We're gonna get you the $50,000 for your heart transplant. 704 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,138 That's good, too. 705 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,342 We don't have the money yet, Pops. 706 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:22,477 - Yeah, but it's a sure thing. - Excuse me. 707 00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:24,886 Sam, can I have a word with you? 708 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:27,618 - Sure. - Thank you. 709 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:30,627 Wait. You didn't tell him, did ya? 710 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,122 Thanks. 711 00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:37,134 But I still want to, and I can't promise you I won't. 712 00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,731 Just getting my photo album. What are you so jumpy about? 713 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:47,872 I don't know. Maybe it's your lifelong pattern of random assault. 714 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:50,141 Look at this. 715 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:53,412 That's me fighting for the middleweight championship of the Golden Gloves. 716 00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:58,648 That's me shaking hands with Dwight D. Eisenhower, US President. 717 00:45:58,723 --> 00:45:59,985 My goodness! 718 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,886 That's your mom giving me a... 719 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,395 I'm sorry. 720 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,091 That's Sam's mom. 721 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,931 Yeah. Irene. 722 00:46:13,867 --> 00:46:17,268 His blood levels are good. Should cut down on finger foods. 723 00:46:17,336 --> 00:46:19,270 What happened to your foot? 724 00:46:19,338 --> 00:46:22,967 What I don't understand is, when you owe a bookie a lot of money... 725 00:46:23,042 --> 00:46:27,502 and he blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. 726 00:46:27,579 --> 00:46:31,606 Doesn't seem fair since he's gonna kill me in four days anyway. 727 00:46:31,684 --> 00:46:34,881 Mitch says we'll have the money for you. 728 00:46:34,954 --> 00:46:39,789 Thank God! I mean, that's good news, Sam. 729 00:46:39,858 --> 00:46:42,383 We just have to get the building condemned. 730 00:46:42,461 --> 00:46:46,124 We go in, wreck the joint. Pops is saved. 731 00:46:47,032 --> 00:46:48,659 Did you call him Pops? 732 00:47:17,229 --> 00:47:19,356 What havoc are you planning now? 733 00:47:19,431 --> 00:47:21,695 What are you doing here? 734 00:47:22,701 --> 00:47:24,635 Actually, I was looking for you. 735 00:47:24,703 --> 00:47:27,763 I saw how you and your friend saved that woman's house. 736 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,106 Guess you can use your powers for good as well as evil. 737 00:47:33,912 --> 00:47:36,380 I'm on my way to my grandmother's place. 738 00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:38,609 Do you want to walk me? 739 00:47:38,684 --> 00:47:42,017 Note to self. Mitch was right. 740 00:47:42,087 --> 00:47:43,782 No, he wasn't. 741 00:47:43,856 --> 00:47:45,949 It's too late. It's already on tape. 742 00:47:46,025 --> 00:47:50,394 I'm glad you finally realized you should never take crap from anybody. 743 00:47:50,462 --> 00:47:53,590 There's my grandma. Hi, Grandma. 744 00:47:53,665 --> 00:47:57,761 Your grandmother lives here? At 99 Franklin Street? 745 00:47:57,836 --> 00:48:00,964 Yep. Grandma, I'd like you to meet Mitch. 746 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,170 Hi. Kathy's told me about you. You're a hero. 747 00:48:05,244 --> 00:48:10,477 Well, today I'm a hero. Tomorrow, who knows? You might both hate me. 748 00:48:11,950 --> 00:48:14,441 Girls, I'm over here. 749 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,387 Excuse me, Mitch. It was nice meeting you. 750 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:22,789 Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls? 751 00:48:23,962 --> 00:48:27,830 They work with my grandmother. She runs a business out of her apartment. 752 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:30,994 Sixty years old and still going strong. 753 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:33,630 Yeah, I bet she is. 754 00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:36,401 Would you like to come in for some coffee? 755 00:48:36,475 --> 00:48:41,105 No. I have to go lift weights. 756 00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:42,613 What? 757 00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:47,852 Okay, some other time, maybe? 758 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,547 That'd be great. 759 00:48:49,621 --> 00:48:52,021 Okay. Bye. 760 00:49:06,638 --> 00:49:10,165 That sweet girl's grandmother runs a whorehouse... 761 00:49:10,242 --> 00:49:12,608 out of the building we're about to destroy? 762 00:49:12,678 --> 00:49:16,307 Yeah. I feel awful doing this to Kathy. 763 00:49:16,381 --> 00:49:19,817 Mitch, you're starting to like Kathy, aren't you? 764 00:49:19,885 --> 00:49:22,285 No! 765 00:49:22,354 --> 00:49:26,688 I know you. When you say no like that, you mean yes. 766 00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:29,022 - What are you talking about? - I'll show you. 767 00:49:29,094 --> 00:49:32,063 Did you ever rob a bank? 768 00:49:32,131 --> 00:49:35,259 Did you ever climb Mount Everest? 769 00:49:35,334 --> 00:49:39,737 Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery sexy? 770 00:49:42,975 --> 00:49:44,966 Okay, so I like Kathy a little. 771 00:49:45,043 --> 00:49:49,173 Man, I hate the fact we have to destroy her grandmother's building. 772 00:49:49,248 --> 00:49:51,512 - But we have to. - Yep. 773 00:51:38,890 --> 00:51:41,757 We did it, man! I can't believe it! Pops lives. 774 00:51:41,827 --> 00:51:44,887 What'd I tell you? Here's to a brand-new heart. 775 00:51:44,963 --> 00:51:48,262 That's right. I couldn't have done it without a genius like you. 776 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,597 I couldn't have done it without... 777 00:51:52,304 --> 00:51:55,137 a big oaf to smash down all the doors like you. 778 00:51:55,207 --> 00:51:56,834 Yeah! 779 00:51:57,976 --> 00:52:00,410 Hey, we should go pick up our 50 grand. 780 00:52:00,479 --> 00:52:02,447 Good idea. 781 00:52:02,514 --> 00:52:04,812 Hey, is that the building? 782 00:52:06,618 --> 00:52:09,348 Building owner James Kirkpatrick had little to say. 783 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:12,219 Kirkpatrick owns that building? 784 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:16,990 - What happened to the building? - I have no idea, but I'll find out. 785 00:52:17,062 --> 00:52:19,758 Resident Gladys Waite lamented the fall of the building. 786 00:52:19,831 --> 00:52:21,822 I don't know what I'll do. 787 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:25,836 I've been running a sewing business out of my apartment for 30 years. 788 00:52:25,904 --> 00:52:27,735 Sewing business? 789 00:52:27,806 --> 00:52:32,300 Tenants are staying at a local shelter. But what about the condemned building? 790 00:52:32,377 --> 00:52:35,403 Unfortunately, I'll have to level it. 791 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,847 Enough boring talk. I want to talk about my true passion... 792 00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:41,647 which is the grand reopening of the opera house. 793 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,655 All proceeds go to benefit the homeless. 794 00:52:44,723 --> 00:52:49,456 You know how I feel about the homeless. They're human beings and have no homes. 795 00:52:59,104 --> 00:53:01,038 May I help you gentlemen? 796 00:53:01,106 --> 00:53:03,904 Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna to see Travis Cole. 797 00:53:03,975 --> 00:53:07,138 Mr. Cole said your services are no longer needed. 798 00:53:07,212 --> 00:53:09,407 No longer... 799 00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:12,348 Fellas, I have an idea. Get Mr. Cole on the phone... 800 00:53:12,417 --> 00:53:14,180 I have a better idea. 801 00:53:14,252 --> 00:53:17,050 Why don't we kick every one of your asses... 802 00:53:17,122 --> 00:53:20,285 and then go upstairs and kick Cole's ass, too? 803 00:53:30,035 --> 00:53:32,299 All right, I screwed up. 804 00:53:32,371 --> 00:53:35,135 What do we do now? 805 00:53:38,577 --> 00:53:40,010 Homeless guys. 806 00:53:41,079 --> 00:53:46,312 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream. 807 00:53:46,385 --> 00:53:49,946 That's very nice, but I think what you need... 808 00:53:50,021 --> 00:53:53,457 are like some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys. 809 00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:56,892 We're more the broken, spiritless... 810 00:53:56,962 --> 00:53:59,931 "I've lost the will to live" type homeless guys. 811 00:53:59,998 --> 00:54:02,330 How about for two dollars? 812 00:54:20,619 --> 00:54:23,611 Mitch, Sam, what a pleasant surprise. 813 00:54:23,688 --> 00:54:26,589 - Where's our money? - What money? 814 00:54:26,658 --> 00:54:29,752 You owe us $50,000 for getting the building on Franklin Street condemned. 815 00:54:29,828 --> 00:54:31,420 We want it now. 816 00:54:31,496 --> 00:54:34,556 But I don't even own the building on Franklin. 817 00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:38,399 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 818 00:54:38,470 --> 00:54:39,903 Son of a bitch! 819 00:54:39,971 --> 00:54:43,202 Once you stopped my bulldozer from leveling that old lady's house... 820 00:54:43,275 --> 00:54:45,505 I couldn't let you get away with it. 821 00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:49,638 So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time. 822 00:54:49,714 --> 00:54:52,649 I guess I showed you guys something about dirty work. 823 00:54:52,717 --> 00:54:56,244 Whatever. But we're not leaving without our 50 grand. 824 00:55:03,795 --> 00:55:07,162 When you jumped on that guard's back and yelled... 825 00:55:07,232 --> 00:55:10,429 "The CIA put a chip in my brain"... 826 00:55:10,502 --> 00:55:14,199 I was laughing so hard I almost shit my pants. 827 00:55:14,272 --> 00:55:16,433 Almost? 828 00:55:19,878 --> 00:55:22,039 Thanks. That was fun. 829 00:55:22,113 --> 00:55:24,445 More fun than working for Cole. 830 00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:28,810 - You worked for Cole? - All of us have. 831 00:55:29,955 --> 00:55:31,547 I had a life... 832 00:55:31,623 --> 00:55:35,992 a house, cars, respect in the community. 833 00:55:36,061 --> 00:55:38,757 Suddenly it was all taken away. 834 00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:42,288 I finally realized just how low I'd sunk. 835 00:55:42,367 --> 00:55:45,097 I was at my daughter's soccer game. 836 00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:46,967 She lives with her mom. 837 00:55:47,038 --> 00:55:51,498 I was standing on the sidelines and a cop asked me to move along. 838 00:55:51,576 --> 00:55:54,272 That's when it hit me. I'm not even a human. 839 00:55:54,346 --> 00:55:55,779 Here's your $2. 840 00:56:04,456 --> 00:56:08,051 How could you stand outside my grandmother's home... 841 00:56:08,126 --> 00:56:10,094 the day before you destroyed it? 842 00:56:10,161 --> 00:56:12,857 You're telling me you thought she was a drug dealer? 843 00:56:12,931 --> 00:56:17,197 - No, I thought she was a whore! - What is wrong with you? 844 00:56:17,269 --> 00:56:20,363 Look, we made a mistake. 845 00:56:20,438 --> 00:56:22,804 The worst thing is we didn't even get paid. 846 00:56:22,874 --> 00:56:25,240 The worst thing is you didn't get paid? 847 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:29,246 - The reason we needed that money... - Stop right there. 848 00:56:29,314 --> 00:56:32,750 You drive these people from their homes and all you care about is money? 849 00:56:32,817 --> 00:56:34,751 I should call the police. 850 00:56:34,819 --> 00:56:38,880 I'm really sorry about what happened, but listen... 851 00:56:38,957 --> 00:56:42,256 I'm done listening. Have a nice life. 852 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:50,759 No, beat it, nurse! 853 00:56:51,836 --> 00:56:54,566 Come back when you're a broad! 854 00:56:57,976 --> 00:56:59,637 Hey, fellas. 855 00:57:00,845 --> 00:57:02,779 Why so glum? 856 00:57:02,847 --> 00:57:07,250 We didn't get the money. Mr. Sure Thing here was wrong. 857 00:57:07,319 --> 00:57:10,584 I don't know what happened. I messed up. I'm sorry. 858 00:57:10,655 --> 00:57:12,122 That was easy. 859 00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:18,026 You can chalk this up as a loss and forget about it. I can't do that. 860 00:57:18,096 --> 00:57:20,929 Pops is my dad. 861 00:57:20,999 --> 00:57:23,593 I'm sorry. I gotta tell him. Sam... 862 00:57:23,668 --> 00:57:25,932 No. I'll tell him. 863 00:57:26,004 --> 00:57:27,938 Tell me what? 864 00:57:29,274 --> 00:57:31,469 I'm Mitch's father, too. 865 00:57:33,378 --> 00:57:34,572 It's true. 866 00:57:34,646 --> 00:57:38,275 This is no time for one of your practical jokes. 867 00:57:38,350 --> 00:57:40,648 Show him the locket. 868 00:57:40,719 --> 00:57:42,050 Show me what? 869 00:57:49,494 --> 00:57:51,428 This is Pops... 870 00:57:53,264 --> 00:57:54,925 and your mother! 871 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,831 Yeah, I know. 872 00:57:56,901 --> 00:57:58,562 You cheated on Mom? 873 00:57:58,637 --> 00:58:02,437 No! She was there, too. Who do you think took the picture? 874 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:08,175 Wait a minute. So that makes us... 875 00:58:08,246 --> 00:58:10,077 Brothers. 876 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:14,245 - You lied to me! - Pops wouldn't let me tell. 877 00:58:14,319 --> 00:58:16,753 Don't blame him. You should have told me. 878 00:58:16,821 --> 00:58:19,949 You know how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls? 879 00:58:20,025 --> 00:58:21,993 It's not bad that we're brothers. 880 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:24,255 Sure, for you! You've got everything. 881 00:58:24,329 --> 00:58:27,423 You're smart, people like you, you never have to pay for sex. 882 00:58:27,499 --> 00:58:29,660 Pops was the one thing I had that you didn't. 883 00:58:29,734 --> 00:58:32,202 Now I don't even have that. 884 00:58:32,270 --> 00:58:35,103 Stay away from me, all right? 885 00:58:48,953 --> 00:58:53,447 That was really funny, siccing the cops on us. 886 00:58:53,525 --> 00:58:56,016 Really? I thought it was funny... 887 00:58:56,094 --> 00:59:00,360 but I'm surprised you did because you got your asses kicked. 888 00:59:04,069 --> 00:59:07,038 Things will get better. Hang in there. 889 00:59:07,105 --> 00:59:08,697 Thanks for listening. 890 00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,142 Listen, pal... 891 00:59:12,210 --> 00:59:17,113 you ever need anything, I mean anything at all... 892 00:59:18,516 --> 00:59:19,949 you come to me. 893 00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:22,486 - Can I stay at your place tonight? - This is the thing. 894 00:59:22,554 --> 00:59:26,752 I live over at the Y, as you know. 895 00:59:29,027 --> 00:59:33,589 I got a roommate, Old Jack, who is a little particular about strangers. 896 00:59:33,665 --> 00:59:35,656 No, problem, Jimmy. Thanks. 897 00:59:35,734 --> 00:59:38,601 He just got his knee drained. 898 00:59:38,670 --> 00:59:40,604 I'll find another place. 899 00:59:40,672 --> 00:59:45,871 He needed it, too. That thing was getting a little bit ripe. 900 00:59:45,944 --> 00:59:48,936 I get the picture. I'll sleep in my car. 901 00:59:49,013 --> 00:59:51,709 Old Jack's a odd duck, I tell you. 902 00:59:53,585 --> 00:59:58,045 Many times I catch him staring at me sleeping, which is off-putting. 903 00:59:58,123 --> 01:00:00,455 - I guess that would be. - His feet bleed. 904 01:00:00,525 --> 01:00:02,459 I don't want to stay at your place! 905 01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:05,121 Point taken. Point taken, Mitch. 906 01:00:23,782 --> 01:00:25,511 Hey, buddy. 907 01:00:27,452 --> 01:00:29,647 I'm trying to get some sleep back here. 908 01:00:50,341 --> 01:00:55,335 Note to self. Remember, no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer. 909 01:00:58,249 --> 01:01:00,877 All right, I screwed up. What do we do now? 910 01:01:00,952 --> 01:01:02,385 Homeless guys. 911 01:01:02,453 --> 01:01:06,150 I'll give you a dollar each if you run into this building and yell and scream. 912 01:01:06,224 --> 01:01:08,749 I left the recorder on. 913 01:01:12,063 --> 01:01:14,361 I don't even own the building on Franklin. 914 01:01:14,432 --> 01:01:17,890 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 915 01:01:17,969 --> 01:01:19,937 Son of a bitch! 916 01:01:21,806 --> 01:01:26,175 I guess I showed you something about dirty work. 917 01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:33,008 What are you doing? 918 01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:35,552 Getting the money from Cole. 919 01:01:37,455 --> 01:01:40,288 My tape recorder was running. 920 01:01:40,358 --> 01:01:43,759 Everything in Cole's office I got on tape. And I got a great plan. 921 01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:48,128 Another plan? Like the plan that got us here in the first place? 922 01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:53,899 I think I know how to get the $50,000 to save the apartment. I need your help. 923 01:01:56,441 --> 01:02:01,140 Look, a lot of stuff came pouring out of me at the hospital... 924 01:02:01,212 --> 01:02:04,841 because I was in shock about what I'd heard. 925 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:07,976 How did you feel when you found out? 926 01:02:08,052 --> 01:02:11,078 I don't know. At first I felt a little weird. 927 01:02:11,155 --> 01:02:15,751 But we've always been like brothers. Now it's just official. 928 01:02:15,827 --> 01:02:18,352 It's kind of cool. 929 01:02:18,429 --> 01:02:22,160 I guess it is cool. But it does change things. 930 01:02:22,233 --> 01:02:23,530 How? 931 01:02:23,601 --> 01:02:25,831 Remember in second grade... 932 01:02:25,904 --> 01:02:29,499 when we used rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? 933 01:02:29,574 --> 01:02:34,204 It was a bunch of trouble for nothing because we were already brothers. 934 01:02:35,246 --> 01:02:37,009 Yeah, that's right. 935 01:02:37,081 --> 01:02:40,778 Hey, remember in fifth grade when I was under the monkey bars... 936 01:02:40,852 --> 01:02:43,184 and I peeked at your sister's underwear? 937 01:02:43,254 --> 01:02:44,915 Remember that? 938 01:02:44,989 --> 01:02:48,288 I was sneaking a peek at my own sister's underwear. 939 01:02:48,359 --> 01:02:53,854 That's right. And remember in 12th grade, you had sex with her? 940 01:02:58,603 --> 01:03:01,299 Okay, enough reminiscing. 941 01:03:04,509 --> 01:03:05,976 Listen. 942 01:03:06,044 --> 01:03:10,276 In the past two weeks, I've been beaten up, thrown out of buildings... 943 01:03:10,348 --> 01:03:13,317 I've slept in my car, spent the night in jail... 944 01:03:13,384 --> 01:03:16,547 And when you were in jail, those guys... 945 01:03:16,621 --> 01:03:20,557 The point is, you aren't the only ones who got screwed over. 946 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:23,560 Yes, I made a big mistake destroying your building... 947 01:03:23,628 --> 01:03:25,755 but I know how we can get it back. 948 01:03:25,830 --> 01:03:28,765 Why should we believe you? 949 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:33,236 I walked through life believing the only principle I had to live by... 950 01:03:33,304 --> 01:03:35,670 was "Don't take crap from anybody." 951 01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:38,231 Suddenly all that changed. 952 01:03:38,309 --> 01:03:40,937 Suddenly I was trying to do something for someone else. 953 01:03:41,012 --> 01:03:45,415 We were trying to earn $50,000 to get a heart transplant for our dad. 954 01:03:46,918 --> 01:03:48,749 You two are brothers? 955 01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:51,414 Yeah, it's a long story. 956 01:03:51,489 --> 01:03:53,423 My dad boned his mom. 957 01:03:53,491 --> 01:03:55,425 Okay, it's a short story. 958 01:03:56,594 --> 01:04:00,291 I'm saying that when you're doing it for someone else... 959 01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:03,857 it's not just revenge, it's standing up for yourself. 960 01:04:03,935 --> 01:04:07,632 That's why I'm asking all of us to stand up for ourselves. 961 01:04:07,705 --> 01:04:12,768 Travis Cole screwed all of us. I say we fight back. Are you with me? 962 01:04:16,581 --> 01:04:21,382 Are you with me based on the guarantee that if I'm wrong, you can kick my ass? 963 01:04:25,656 --> 01:04:29,820 I understand how upset you were when you found out what we did. 964 01:04:29,894 --> 01:04:31,828 I want to thank you for going along with us. 965 01:04:31,896 --> 01:04:35,388 I promise you'll get your building back. 966 01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:36,899 Okay, Mitch. 967 01:04:38,870 --> 01:04:41,839 Don't screw me over again. I mean it. 968 01:04:44,175 --> 01:04:46,109 Why didn't he punch you, too? 969 01:04:46,177 --> 01:04:48,077 I have no idea. 970 01:04:49,113 --> 01:04:54,176 Deciding to fight back against Cole is turning things around for me. 971 01:04:54,252 --> 01:04:59,417 Travis Cole is empty inside, so he has to make everyone around him empty. 972 01:04:59,490 --> 01:05:03,551 That's what he did to me. But I'm not empty anymore. 973 01:05:03,628 --> 01:05:07,291 I'm filled with something, filled with purpose... 974 01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:10,698 filled with hope, filled with dignity. 975 01:05:10,768 --> 01:05:12,702 It's all thanks to you g... 976 01:05:14,005 --> 01:05:15,836 Guys? 977 01:05:15,907 --> 01:05:18,341 Guys, wait up. 978 01:05:24,449 --> 01:05:27,543 How you doin'? I got a delivery of some opera costumes here. 979 01:05:27,618 --> 01:05:30,348 - What's the company name? - Company name? 980 01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,052 Very clever. 981 01:05:46,104 --> 01:05:48,038 These brownies are great. 982 01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:54,474 Let's go, prostitutes, homeless guys. Shake a leg. 983 01:05:54,545 --> 01:05:57,275 Come on, haven't got all day. Let's go. 984 01:05:57,348 --> 01:06:00,215 Good Lord! I'm in whore heaven! 985 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,053 What are they watching? 986 01:06:11,129 --> 01:06:13,461 In this corner, weighing in... 987 01:06:13,531 --> 01:06:16,500 at 225 pounds... 988 01:06:16,567 --> 01:06:20,594 the former heavyweight champion of the world... 989 01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:22,536 Kenny Norton! 990 01:06:23,608 --> 01:06:26,975 And his opponent Gary Coleman! 991 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:33,016 Come on, man, bring it! Bring it! 992 01:06:40,992 --> 01:06:42,584 Well, here we are. 993 01:06:43,961 --> 01:06:47,727 Building tenants, you'll be serving as the ushers and ticket takers. 994 01:06:47,798 --> 01:06:50,995 So take one of those, and Kathy will tell you what to do. 995 01:06:51,068 --> 01:06:53,832 I can't believe I'm doing this. I don't know why I'm here. 996 01:06:53,905 --> 01:06:58,706 Why are you here? Wait, I remember. Intense physical attraction to me. 997 01:07:03,014 --> 01:07:04,641 What's the trouble, sir? 998 01:07:04,715 --> 01:07:09,812 My costume is not here. I cannot go on a stage without my costume. 999 01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:13,482 Relax. I will track down your costume personally. 1000 01:07:13,558 --> 01:07:18,222 By the way, you're a fat guy. Would you care for a brownie? 1001 01:07:19,330 --> 01:07:22,561 Excuse me, coming through. Pardon me. 1002 01:07:22,633 --> 01:07:25,898 Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through here. 1003 01:07:25,970 --> 01:07:30,304 I know I must really smell. Plus, I farted. Coming through. 1004 01:07:30,374 --> 01:07:33,707 Joining me, the man responsible for this glorious event... 1005 01:07:33,778 --> 01:07:36,110 real estate mogul Travis Cole. 1006 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:39,843 Thank you. I'm proud of two things about tonight's event. 1007 01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:44,718 First, all proceeds from the opera will go to benefit the homeless. 1008 01:07:44,789 --> 01:07:48,987 And secondly, I personally oversaw every aspect of this production. 1009 01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:52,154 And I believe it will be known as the finest staging... 1010 01:07:52,230 --> 01:07:54,926 of Don Giovanni ever presented. 1011 01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,627 Excuse me, coming through. 1012 01:07:59,437 --> 01:08:02,565 Hey, did you fart? I think that was me from before. Sorry. 1013 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,574 Excuse me, coming through. 1014 01:08:04,642 --> 01:08:07,907 Fellas, you've heard the old saying: 1015 01:08:07,979 --> 01:08:11,642 "In the land of the blind, a man with one eye is king." 1016 01:08:11,716 --> 01:08:14,549 Well, today, in the land of the skunks... 1017 01:08:14,619 --> 01:08:17,247 the man with half a nose is king. 1018 01:08:23,227 --> 01:08:24,751 Hello, everyone. 1019 01:08:28,833 --> 01:08:31,563 I'm your mayor, Adrian Riggins. Thank you. 1020 01:08:31,636 --> 01:08:34,571 Before tonight's performance of Don Giovanni... 1021 01:08:34,639 --> 01:08:38,370 let's take a moment to recognize the man that made this night possible... 1022 01:08:38,442 --> 01:08:43,379 the best friend this city has ever had, Travis Cole. 1023 01:08:51,522 --> 01:08:53,456 Enjoy the opera, everyone. 1024 01:09:14,078 --> 01:09:15,670 What the... 1025 01:09:18,249 --> 01:09:21,309 Wow! Get a load of that mountain range. 1026 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,083 Come back, baby. 1027 01:09:25,990 --> 01:09:29,426 This is the most daring portrayal of Don Giovanni I've ever seen. 1028 01:09:29,493 --> 01:09:33,190 Let's go. Time for Pops to climb that mountain. 1029 01:09:33,264 --> 01:09:34,697 What's up, fruity? 1030 01:09:34,765 --> 01:09:38,360 How did you... It doesn't matter. You'll be gone in a minute. 1031 01:09:38,436 --> 01:09:42,133 Aha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you? 1032 01:09:44,308 --> 01:09:45,798 What do you want? 1033 01:09:45,876 --> 01:09:48,936 Just relax. Let's watch your dirty opera. 1034 01:09:49,013 --> 01:09:51,447 You're a hell of a woman, baby. 1035 01:09:51,515 --> 01:09:54,712 Let me take you to Vegas. You know what they say. 1036 01:09:54,785 --> 01:09:57,754 It ain't over till the fat lady checks into a hotel with Pops. 1037 01:09:57,822 --> 01:10:01,258 What are you doing? You're ruining Don Giovanni. 1038 01:10:01,325 --> 01:10:04,021 Don Giovanni? Who's that dude? 1039 01:10:04,095 --> 01:10:06,086 The opera. You're ruining the opera. 1040 01:10:06,163 --> 01:10:10,361 The opera. Yes, we are ruining that. Sam, now! 1041 01:10:10,434 --> 01:10:12,994 You got it, buddy! 1042 01:10:13,070 --> 01:10:17,598 Sing the song, boys! 1043 01:10:18,976 --> 01:10:23,845 Bow, and kneel before me! 1044 01:10:28,486 --> 01:10:31,046 Jimmy! Release the skunks. 1045 01:10:31,122 --> 01:10:33,647 Okay, I got it. I'm on it. 1046 01:10:33,724 --> 01:10:36,750 Don't let me down, boys. 1047 01:10:36,827 --> 01:10:39,921 Run. Fly. Fly away. 1048 01:10:39,997 --> 01:10:43,865 Run! Run out! Fly! 1049 01:10:43,934 --> 01:10:45,367 Fly! 1050 01:10:50,174 --> 01:10:54,736 Skunks used to heighten the atmosphere of squalor and despair. Brilliant! 1051 01:11:02,953 --> 01:11:05,854 The cameras are here. 1052 01:11:05,923 --> 01:11:07,857 By the way, Travis... 1053 01:11:07,925 --> 01:11:10,450 remember when you said this? 1054 01:11:10,528 --> 01:11:16,057 Note to self. Making love to blowup doll not as good as advertised. 1055 01:11:17,268 --> 01:11:21,068 Sorry. I must have gone too far. 1056 01:11:21,138 --> 01:11:22,571 I'll just... 1057 01:11:23,808 --> 01:11:26,242 I don't even own the building on Franklin. 1058 01:11:26,310 --> 01:11:29,677 I told you I did, but I lied. Good luck trying to prove it. 1059 01:11:29,747 --> 01:11:31,374 Son of a bitch! 1060 01:11:31,449 --> 01:11:35,283 I bet those reporters would love to get hold of this tape. 1061 01:11:37,621 --> 01:11:39,589 How much do you want? 1062 01:11:39,657 --> 01:11:42,148 All I want is the $50,000 you owe us. 1063 01:11:42,226 --> 01:11:43,716 $50,000. 1064 01:11:43,794 --> 01:11:46,786 Make it out to Dr. Farthing. 1065 01:11:46,864 --> 01:11:49,332 Kirkpatrick. 1066 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,664 Kirkpatrick is going to punch you in the stomach. 1067 01:11:51,735 --> 01:11:53,669 Here you go. 1068 01:11:56,841 --> 01:11:58,775 You'll sign this contract... 1069 01:11:58,843 --> 01:12:02,279 that gives back ownership of 99 Franklin Street to Kirkpatrick. 1070 01:12:02,346 --> 01:12:05,144 Give it here. 1071 01:12:05,216 --> 01:12:08,276 Thanks, Mitch. I'm glad I didn't have to punch you. 1072 01:12:08,352 --> 01:12:10,286 Me too, buddy. 1073 01:12:11,655 --> 01:12:14,954 Okay, Cole, it's been nice doing business with you. 1074 01:12:15,025 --> 01:12:17,619 You probably want to go home, kick back... 1075 01:12:17,695 --> 01:12:20,789 and enjoy a nice glass of Chihuahua piss or something. 1076 01:12:20,865 --> 01:12:21,957 Farthing. 1077 01:12:24,368 --> 01:12:27,667 Here's the check for $50,000. 1078 01:12:27,738 --> 01:12:29,171 That's great, Mitch. 1079 01:12:32,276 --> 01:12:34,767 Want to bet I don't go to my bookie? 1080 01:12:34,845 --> 01:12:39,111 You're paying off your bookie so you can live to perform Pops's heart transplant. 1081 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:49,691 Note to self. 1082 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,627 Stop payment on $50,000 check. 1083 01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,461 Travis. 1084 01:12:57,535 --> 01:12:59,332 Son of a bitch, bastard! 1085 01:12:59,403 --> 01:13:03,339 You idiot. That contract won't hold up for ten seconds... 1086 01:13:03,407 --> 01:13:05,841 after my lawyers get through with it. 1087 01:13:05,910 --> 01:13:09,710 And, oops, what happened to your tape? 1088 01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:14,513 You wrecked it. Well, don't worry. I have one on the house P.A. system. 1089 01:13:14,585 --> 01:13:16,280 Hit it, Kathy. 1090 01:13:18,255 --> 01:13:21,088 Note to self. Remember to get ass wart cream... 1091 01:13:21,158 --> 01:13:23,319 for giant wart on my ass. 1092 01:13:23,394 --> 01:13:26,158 It's a little bit past that. 1093 01:13:26,230 --> 01:13:29,358 You bastard! You can't destroy me. I'm Travis Cole. 1094 01:13:29,433 --> 01:13:32,493 No one destroy's Travis Cole! No one! 1095 01:13:36,106 --> 01:13:38,006 Fat lady, are you okay? 1096 01:13:38,075 --> 01:13:43,377 Yes, I'm okay. Just keep that crazy old man away from me. 1097 01:13:45,549 --> 01:13:47,710 What the hell is going on? 1098 01:13:47,785 --> 01:13:50,720 I don't care if you are my son. Get your own broad. 1099 01:13:51,722 --> 01:13:53,451 Bravo! 1100 01:13:55,859 --> 01:13:59,920 In a startling turn of events at the opera house... 1101 01:13:59,997 --> 01:14:04,263 real estate mogul Travis Cole has been arrested for fraud. 1102 01:14:04,335 --> 01:14:06,269 Mr. Cole, anything to say? 1103 01:14:07,438 --> 01:14:09,702 Good brownies. 1104 01:14:09,773 --> 01:14:13,869 Jenkins, listen to me. This is very important. 1105 01:14:13,944 --> 01:14:19,610 Stop payment on a check for $50,000 I made out to a Dr. Farthing. Got that? 1106 01:14:19,683 --> 01:14:23,642 Jenkins, are you ready for some crazy, rough sex? 1107 01:14:24,722 --> 01:14:26,656 Absolutely! 1108 01:14:26,724 --> 01:14:31,388 Good, Jenkins. I'm counting on you. And find Spunky. 1109 01:14:36,967 --> 01:14:38,229 Hey, Mitch. 1110 01:14:38,302 --> 01:14:42,170 Jimmy. Your new nose looks great. 1111 01:14:42,239 --> 01:14:45,333 Thanks. Best $200 I ever spent. 1112 01:14:47,411 --> 01:14:51,575 - That girl you're with, she's not the... - Yep. 1113 01:14:51,649 --> 01:14:55,779 Lin-Yung, the Saigon whore who bit my nose off. 1114 01:14:55,853 --> 01:14:57,480 We're getting hitched. 1115 01:14:59,723 --> 01:15:00,815 Let's go. 1116 01:15:00,891 --> 01:15:06,295 Hold on. I'm talking to my friend here! 1117 01:15:06,363 --> 01:15:11,426 Jeez, sometimes you got to remind the hen who the rooster is. 1118 01:15:12,603 --> 01:15:14,537 Good luck to you, Jimmy. 1119 01:15:14,605 --> 01:15:16,937 Okay. See you around. 1120 01:15:19,943 --> 01:15:22,275 When I say "Let's go," you go. 1121 01:15:22,346 --> 01:15:26,373 Yeah? It's time you shut your cake hole, Yoko! 1122 01:15:26,450 --> 01:15:27,883 Women. 1123 01:15:29,753 --> 01:15:32,847 Don't talk back to me in front of my friend. 1124 01:15:32,923 --> 01:15:35,357 You're making me really angry. 1125 01:15:35,426 --> 01:15:39,294 Whoa, that scares me to death. 1126 01:15:41,465 --> 01:15:44,901 You bit my new nose off! Damn it! 1127 01:15:44,968 --> 01:15:47,596 How you feeling with your new heart? 1128 01:15:47,671 --> 01:15:52,335 I feel great thanks to you and Sam, my two boys. 1129 01:15:52,409 --> 01:15:56,140 Now that I met Gladys, I hope they can fix another part of my body. 1130 01:15:56,213 --> 01:15:58,511 I'll give you a hint. 1131 01:15:58,582 --> 01:16:00,880 It rhymes with "cock." 1132 01:16:05,389 --> 01:16:10,292 Sam and I got great new jobs. Pops got his heart. And I got the girl. 1133 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:14,228 And Dr. Farthing, well, he got over his gambling problem. 1134 01:16:14,298 --> 01:16:18,166 But the bookies beat him to death anyway, so he's dead. 1135 01:16:19,236 --> 01:16:21,466 That's it. Bye. 1136 01:16:25,409 --> 01:16:28,003 Cole, it's nice doing business with you. 1137 01:16:28,078 --> 01:16:30,546 Now you probably want to get home... 1138 01:16:36,620 --> 01:16:37,814 Sorry. 1139 01:16:37,888 --> 01:16:40,618 - Nurse, you want to record vitals? - Cut. 1140 01:16:40,691 --> 01:16:44,525 Cole, it's been nice doing business with you. Now you... 1141 01:16:44,595 --> 01:16:46,358 Cut. 1142 01:16:50,334 --> 01:16:52,495 Say your line again. 1143 01:16:56,106 --> 01:16:59,234 - Check the gate please. - Cut. 1144 01:17:02,045 --> 01:17:06,106 - Well, Cole... - I'm trying to help you. 1145 01:17:06,183 --> 01:17:08,583 Have you always been like this? 1146 01:17:08,652 --> 01:17:10,882 How you got this movie, I'll never know. 1147 01:17:10,954 --> 01:17:15,288 - Some other time we could go camping? - What? 1148 01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:18,021 - You know, just you and me. - Let's go. 1149 01:17:18,095 --> 01:17:20,029 Mitch, I'm lonely. 1150 01:17:21,305 --> 01:17:27,603 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org90766