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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?
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I'd say about... about an eleven.
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You have
any ringing in your ears?
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_
Hm?
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Any ringing or...
or buzzing of the ears?
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You sound like you're underwater.
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And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?
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In my mouth.
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You have tingling in your mouth?
In my mouth.
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Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?
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I bet you two wish
you were in Group A, huh?
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Sorry it didn't work out.
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You said $1,750.
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It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.
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It's a new policy.
New policy? Since when?
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I was countin' on that scratch, man.
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Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in Carpetland again.
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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.
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It's not like the glory days at CLR.
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You know what?
Fuck Naltech!
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Fuck this office!
Fuck you!
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Fuck!
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You got a smoke?
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Yeah, sure.
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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?
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I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.
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Fuckin' blows.
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151 doesn't run on Sundays.
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It's Sunday?
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You wanna come home with me?
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You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.
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I'll blow you too.
After dinner.
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Please don't look at me.
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I'm not.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
This sucks.
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What's wrong with your hair?
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What do you mean?
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It's all shaved and stuff.
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Hm.
Don't worry about it.
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I like his hair.
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What?
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I do.
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What's your name again?
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Bill.
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Do you hate me, Bill?
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Nope.
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Good.
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Oh, no. Come on.
No, no!
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No, no! Fuck!
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Hit him!
Hit him!
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Stomp him!
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Come on!
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Oh, that's lousy!
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Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...
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I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.
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Why don't you come meet me?
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It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.
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Do you like football?
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They don't draft well.
No.
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Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.
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Run!
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"Ru. n' you mQQQr! ' Run!
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("Go, 90, QC)!
" Run, yeah!
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There it is!
Woohoo!
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Ah!
That was awesome.
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Did you see that shit?
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That was awesome!
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So you really like my hair?
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Or are you just making conversation?
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Oh, Yeah!
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Come on.
Dance with me.
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♪ I met you on a springtime day
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♪ You were mindin'...
Yeah?
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♪ And I was mindin' mine, too...
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Watch this.
♪ Lady, when you looked my way
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♪ I had a strange sensation
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♪ And, darlin',
that's when I knew
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♪ That it's sad to belong
to someone else
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Yes, it's sad...
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I'm really glad
you came to dinner.
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Oh, I wake up in the night
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♪ And I reached beside me
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♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪
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' MOW.
“
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Why? Goddamn it!
I hate you!
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I hate you!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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He was taking advantage of me.
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She's tellin' stories, Bill.
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That's the sauce talkin'.
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Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.
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Get out!
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Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.
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Get him!
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Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?
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You little pervert punk!
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Come at me,
you fuckin' cocksucker!
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On, shit!
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My food!
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No! My window!
You asshole!
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You smashed my bay window!
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He smashed our bay window!
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Let's get him.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, Bobber.
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Call the cops!
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Go on, call the cops!
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Oh, crud.
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Nice save, cum-catcher.
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Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,
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you could probably get a full-ride.
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00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,540
Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.
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No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.
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Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.
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Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.
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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.
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Ah, fuck!
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Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?
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You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D.
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There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.
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Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.
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Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick.
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I swear to God,
if any of this toxic waste
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gets on my tracksuit,
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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it
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and fucking kill his family!
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God, fuck!
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Let's fucking go.
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Goddamn it!
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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.
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Now they're all covered.
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Patty!
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Yes, Mr. Hanley?
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Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.
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These fuckers gotta be
show quality
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if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.
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Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?
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No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!
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Come on, move your ass!
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I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.
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Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!
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What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?
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Oh, boy. That ground chuck
has a real kick to it.
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Did you do something
different tonight?
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Take a sip of water, Norm.
Oh.
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Ahh.
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That's a-spicy.
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00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,970
I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You didn't spice it up
a little bit?
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It's just a little cumin.
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No more than the recipe
calls for.
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00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,780
Mom, what's cumin again?
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Honey, let's not do this tonight.
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Just eat your salad, please.
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Hey, um... shells are edible.
Mm.
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Anybody tried their shell yet?
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And why are you not eating?
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Something happen at school?
Mom, why are you doing this?
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Why are you trying to pry, OK?
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It's, like, pry, pry, pry with Yo"-
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No one's prying, Kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.
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You need to take it down
a notch.
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You are spazzing.
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Dad!
Patty, cool it.
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So, how was school today?
Oh, my God.
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Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?
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What did you do today?
Hmm?
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You better tame that tone, mister.
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I'm done.
May I be excused, please?
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No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,
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eat your taco salad
and have dessert.
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I got a chocolate cake.
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Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show
with Sissy and Karen on Friday?
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Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.
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I haven't heard you
talk about them
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since you dropped out
of junior college.
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What's the group?
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Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.
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They're, um...
really smart and stuff.
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The music is almost educational.
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What's the name of the group?
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The Alliance.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That-that sounds pretty militant.
The Alliance?
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I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.
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Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!
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Hey, you need to take it down a notch.
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Shut the hell up, Kev!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.
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All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.
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Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.
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That's true.
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There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't you invite Sissy
and Karen over Friday night
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and have a slumber party
like old times.
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We can play Party Farm.
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Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.
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Hm-hm.
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No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, Mom.
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I'm 20 years old.
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Now who's spazzing?
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Kevin, shut the eff up!
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OK, you really need
to take it down a notch.
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♪ Try to see me as I age
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♪ Things up there
with silent rage
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♪ Disgusted with this human race
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♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze
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♪ Cancer that controls your mind
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♪ The cancer
that consumes mankind
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♪ In a world so full of hate
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♪ Still it's just to procreate
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♪ No one listens,
no one will
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♪ And wastes,
you aren't as civilized
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♪ No match,
no conviction in their eyes
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♪ Fanatical religious right
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♪ Prayer with you
because you're white
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♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never
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♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breath...
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♪ See behind,
behind the crossing...
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♪ Get lost you hypocrite
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♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit...
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♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪
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Jesus Christ, lady.
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It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.
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May I see a second form of ID?
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No, fuck you.
Don't be a cunt.
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00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,630
What did you just say?
You heard me the first time.
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You're just not used
to anybody challenging
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your fuckin' psychological warfare.
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Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.
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Are you trying
to buy some drugs?
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Damn, this white boy
all business.
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Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.
238
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Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!
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00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:45,430
So my man, what you need?
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Freestyle it.
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Don't do that shit!
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Oh, check this shit out.
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Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me
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for a pound of schwag.
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Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?
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Yeah, this Neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.
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Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.
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OK, cool.
Give me a week.
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I gotta dump this shit.
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All right.
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00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,070
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?
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Smoke a joint?
I can't.
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It fucks with my motivation.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I think I'm in love.
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00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:54,980
Would you look at this clam?
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00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,440
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.
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Shit, it's about fuckin' time.
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00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:04,780
You might want
to check out page 69.
260
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,740
I think you'll be interested
in page 13.
261
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,120
My man.
262
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,080
You want a hot dog?
263
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:21,670
No.
264
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,920
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of Royals.
265
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,550
Royals?
266
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,510
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?
267
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:38,980
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?
268
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,100
Huh?
269
00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:41,650
Come on.
Motherfucker!
270
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,630
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?
271
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,590
You see this creep,
272
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,140
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.
273
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,820
I knew I recognized you.
274
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,740
You were in my Music Appreciation course
at the J.C. before I quit.
275
00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,870
Yeah?
276
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,000
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.
277
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,330
OK, yeah.
278
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,920
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.
279
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:03,060
But other than that,
you look the same.
280
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,640
You look the same too.
281
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,980
Thanks.
282
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,360
It's not really a compliment.
283
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,950
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?
284
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:21,950
I Wish.
285
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,410
The Pet Zone next door.
286
00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:29,970
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?
287
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,800
Mr. Hanleyjust let me go.
288
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,260
What, like you got fired?
289
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,430
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,
290
00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:43,350
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself
291
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,180
until the economy
gets back on its feet.
292
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:48,390
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?
293
00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:52,060
Uh-huh.
294
00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:55,690
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.
295
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,540
You're funny.
296
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:11,630
Look, you got some place
around here we can go?
297
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,170
Mm.
298
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:42,280
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.
299
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:44,490
Fuck your dad.
300
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,590
Is that your mom?
301
00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:01,470
Yeah.
Yeah.
302
00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:04,050
What, is she a bull dyke?
303
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:07,680
What do you mean?
I mean, does she eat pussy?
304
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,430
You see, the haircut
gives it away.
305
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,400
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.
306
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,190
Is that your brother?
307
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,030
Yeah, that's Kevin.
Oh.
308
00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,530
He looks like a faggot.
309
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:26,200
Well, he's not homosexual.
310
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,910
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.
311
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,420
You the oldest?
312
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,500
Yeah.
313
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:40,170
Kevin's adopted.
314
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,300
No shit?
315
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Imagine that.
316
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,890
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid
317
00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:51,020
just doing her part
for society and shit.
318
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,980
Come on.
319
00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,070
You want something to drink?
320
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,660
Sure, what do you got?
321
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,830
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...
322
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,080
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.
323
00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:20,670
How 'bout a couple of beers?
Sorry, Dad's allergic.
324
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,420
To cigarette smoke and alcohol?
325
00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:25,010
Yeah.
326
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:28,680
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?
327
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,760
What do you mean?
328
00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:33,600
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family
329
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,060
without some kind of vice?
330
00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:42,400
What's a vice again?
331
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,820
You know,
I can't figure you out.
332
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:53,540
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,
333
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:57,370
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,
334
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,580
hell, I could probably get hard.
335
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:07,970
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?
336
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,440
Take off your glasses.
337
00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:26,950
Let your hair down.
338
00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:34,790
Shake it out.
339
00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:41,670
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.
340
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,150
Why did you bring me
to your house?
341
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:06,650
I don't know.
342
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:07,780
Bullshit.
343
00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:14,580
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.
344
00:31:17,950 --> 00:31:20,250
You got a boyfriend?
345
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,000
No.
346
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,000
Girlfriend?
347
00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:25,590
No.
348
00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:27,920
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.
349
00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:30,090
I got a thing for dyke bitches.
350
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,930
No, I'm not homosexual.
351
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:38,270
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?
352
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,900
You need
to take it down a notch.
353
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,110
What is that supposed to mean?
354
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,870
Look, I owe you one.
355
00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,960
You name it.
356
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:10,130
Deal?
357
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,980
Think about it.
358
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,900
Patty?
That's my mom.
359
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:28,690
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.
360
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:33,030
Oh! my'
361
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,660
Mm.
362
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,120
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.
363
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,520
I was half starved.
Dad, he just...
364
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,380
You're gonna let him get away
with that F-bomb?
365
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,750
Quiet, Kev.
Yeah. Quiet, Kev.
366
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,880
Shut up, retard.
That's enough, Kevin.
367
00:32:53,010 --> 00:32:55,390
What do you call this again?
Chicken cordon bleu.
368
00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:56,800
It's fantastic.
369
00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:00,810
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...
370
00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:03,390
Tame that tone, Kev.
You're on thin ice!
371
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,400
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.
372
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,230
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.
373
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,570
It's fine. It's fine.
374
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:14,150
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.
375
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,870
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.
376
00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:20,450
Africa?
My parents are missionaries.
377
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:24,460
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.
378
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:25,960
Oh! my'
379
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,000
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,
380
00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:35,220
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.
381
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,140
What's ugali?
Don't worry about it.
382
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,310
So what's with the haircut?
Stop prying.
383
00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:42,430
Stop frothing.
384
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.
385
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,270
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.
386
00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:51,270
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.
387
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:56,820
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.
388
00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,450
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you
389
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,950
from enlisting
on Team Jesus, Norm.
390
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,750
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.
391
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,620
Oh, well, uh, uh...
392
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:11,210
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.
393
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,670
It's good to have a purpose.
394
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,390
But if there's any
other way we can help...
395
00:34:18,510 --> 00:34:22,310
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.
396
00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:24,100
I beg your pardon?
397
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,100
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, Norm.
398
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,440
Oh!
399
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,400
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.
400
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,980
They donated the money
to the church.
401
00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:36,400
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,
402
00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,410
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church
403
00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:40,530
for the past two nights.
404
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:43,330
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.
405
00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:44,660
No frickin' way!
406
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:47,710
Take it down a notch, Kev.
407
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:50,290
What do you think?
408
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.
409
00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:57,420
This blows!
Don't I get a say?
410
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,840
What's with all the hostility, rager?
411
00:34:59,970 --> 00:35:01,300
I'm not "raging".
412
00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,220
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep
413
00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:05,620
with a half-shaved head, OK?
That's it. You're grounded.
414
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,350
Grounded?
Grounded with no pudding.
415
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,940
Connie, it's fine, really.
416
00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:13,020
I know what's wrong with Kev.
You do?
417
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:15,730
Sure. It's obvious.
418
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:18,400
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me Kev.
419
00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,070
You've been here, like,
five minutes.
420
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,910
Zip it, mister, right now.
421
00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:25,540
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...
422
00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:28,870
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.
423
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,250
Is that common?
424
00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:33,420
Well, yeah, I guess.
425
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,460
OK, well, would you mind
if I, uh...
426
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:40,930
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...
427
00:35:41,050 --> 00:35:42,590
Uh, of course not.
Thank you.
428
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,890
We'd be honored.
Sure. Great.
429
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,850
All right, everybody, grab hands.
430
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,940
Grab hands, OK?
431
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,650
Kevin.
432
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:04,910
Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.
433
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,870
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies
434
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,870
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.
435
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,960
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast
436
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,210
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,
437
00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:22,720
Norman, who invites you
into his heart
438
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,600
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania
439
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,640
where he can make a difference.
440
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,140
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality
441
00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:34,060
has allowed me into this home
442
00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:39,030
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.
443
00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:42,650
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,
444
00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,410
who especially needs
your guidance
445
00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:47,030
during his rebellious years,
446
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,290
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself
447
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:53,620
from those around him.
448
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:58,460
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,
449
00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:03,550
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,
450
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,930
who must one day hope
to see his face,
451
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,270
just as he longs to see theirs.
452
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,650
Wait, what?
In Jesus' name, we pray.
453
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:17,610
Mom?
Uh...
454
00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:19,690
Amen.
455
00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:26,110
Sorry my room is a pig sty.
456
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:30,580
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.
457
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,750
I've never seen Kev
break down like that.
458
00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:33,910
I feel bad for him.
459
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,680
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.
460
00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:36,710
I mean, Jesus Christ.
461
00:37:36,830 --> 00:37:39,150
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?
462
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,920
You want a zinger?
463
00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:45,760
No, thanks.
I've got my own.
464
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,050
Oh?
Mm-hm.
465
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,470
I'm on five different medications.
466
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,730
Jesus fucking Christ.
467
00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:57,770
You want to listen
to some records?
468
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,820
Knock yourself out.
469
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:03,990
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.
470
00:38:04,110 --> 00:38:05,240
I thought that was sweet.
471
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,910
You actually bought that shit?
472
00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,030
Bought what?
473
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:13,080
That church bullshit?
474
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,160
You mean you told a lie?
475
00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:18,080
Yeah.
476
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,340
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?
477
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,550
Fuck Tanzania.
478
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,590
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.
479
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,800
Your house is perfect.
Why is it perfect?
480
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,850
Because nobody'|| look
for me here.
481
00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:34,100
Like those policemen?
Yeah.
482
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:36,100
Well, why were they
looking for you?
483
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,270
Because I like to burn shit.
484
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,320
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?
485
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,440
No. Fuck that.
486
00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:48,700
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.
487
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:57,000
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?
488
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,750
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.
489
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,250
Well, I know what I want.
490
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:03,420
All right, hit me.
491
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,050
I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert on Friday night.
492
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,300
You would.
493
00:39:10,430 --> 00:39:13,220
Bunch of fuckin' posers.
494
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:16,310
Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them,
and they're my favorite band.
495
00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:20,560
There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show
496
00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:21,890
with a band like The Alliance.
497
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:25,400
No, it's true!
498
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,240
Some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.
499
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,780
What the fuck is this?
500
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,330
How the fuck did you know
about PSYOPS?
501
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:42,000
Well, my friends Sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.
502
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,210
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.
503
00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:45,500
Every one.
No, you don't.
504
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,750
Look!
505
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:51,340
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner In America"
506
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,550
because my Boombox
chewed up the original.
507
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,140
♪ Mom and Dad
508
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,390
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
509
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,730
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread
510
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,390
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed...
511
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,270
Oh, I love John Q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!
512
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400
Knock it off.
513
00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:08,990
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.
514
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:11,400
You know, John Q. wears a ski mask
when they play.
515
00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:12,930
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.
516
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:15,830
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!
517
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:17,830
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.
518
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,370
You wanna know my secret?
No.
519
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,670
Oh, come on.
It's a good one.
520
00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:25,790
I don't give a shit.
521
00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:28,630
I write John Q. love letters.
522
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,340
What the fuck
are you talking about?
523
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,890
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.
524
00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:36,760
♪ Dinner in America... ♪
I write him one every week.
525
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:41,730
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I just told you that.
526
00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:44,310
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?
527
00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:51,440
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?
528
00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:24,940
Simon?
Are you doing a number two?
529
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:28,020
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,
530
00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:31,820
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.
531
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:20,780
Which one of you cunts
set this up?
532
00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:27,670
He did.
Fuckin'...
533
00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:29,140
Hey, hey, you pricks!
Get the fuck off me, Simon!
534
00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:30,540
I'm about to call the cops.
535
00:42:30,670 --> 00:42:31,880
Shove it up your ass, Lou!
536
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,960
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.
537
00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:37,300
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!
538
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,640
Then I demand a cup of coffee!
Coffee?
539
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,350
Does this look
like a men's shelter?
540
00:42:42,470 --> 00:42:43,620
You order something
off the dinner menu!
541
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,980
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!
542
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,440
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,
543
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,440
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.
544
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,400
The Alliance?
545
00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:59,860
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?
546
00:42:59,990 --> 00:43:02,180
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're MIA.
547
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,160
MIA? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?
548
00:43:06,290 --> 00:43:07,960
Feel free to chip in at any point.
549
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,750
So you got the money?
I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.
550
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,670
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?
551
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,980
You better reel him the fuck in.
552
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,840
What a load of shit!
What a load of shit?
553
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,170
You're a load of shit, Morgan!
554
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,590
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks
555
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,100
and that piece of shit PA head?
556
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,600
Fuck you!
That PA is 300 watts.
557
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,100
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, OK?
558
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,270
Fuck all of you!
559
00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:29,600
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.
560
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:31,600
Do you know how much blood
I need to give
561
00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:33,360
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab
562
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,940
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?
563
00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:37,540
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.
564
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,530
No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
Yeah?
565
00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,470
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.
566
00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,740
That's another three grand.
567
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,990
Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, OK?
568
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,330
Monty played him the Majestic Twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.
569
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:53,380
That's how this whole thing started.
Shut the fuck up, Morgan!
570
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,340
He wants us to play this gig
with The Alliance, OK?
571
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:58,590
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.
572
00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:01,680
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.
573
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,180
"If the band likes us?"
574
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:07,180
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with Monty.
575
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,180
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.
576
00:44:10,310 --> 00:44:13,440
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.
577
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,770
We're a punk rock band.
578
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:17,530
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, OK?
579
00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:21,450
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?
580
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:26,620
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show
581
00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:29,080
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,
582
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,500
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.
583
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,630
How about we vote on it?
It's not a democracy.
584
00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:36,920
I vote we play the fucking show.
585
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,840
Me too.
586
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,300
What about you, Donovan?
587
00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:44,930
Yeah, Donnie.
What about you?
588
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,560
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?
589
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,480
What's with you?
Quaaludes.
590
00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:01,280
That's a good boy.
591
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,780
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?
592
00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:08,620
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.
593
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,210
That's not what music is, is it?
594
00:45:13,330 --> 00:45:14,830
No.
595
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,380
Goddamn it, lady!
596
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:20,760
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!
597
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,130
That's it!
All you punks out!
598
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,510
Now! Move!
599
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:32,230
Take the scarecrow with ya.
600
00:45:32,350 --> 00:45:35,650
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?
601
00:45:35,770 --> 00:45:37,580
Cos we want to save your juice
for The Alliance gig.
602
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,320
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.
603
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,150
It's making me nauseous.
604
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:46,240
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!
605
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,030
I'll call you Friday at noon.
606
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,950
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.
607
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,160
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.
608
00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:55,960
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?
609
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,830
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John Q.
610
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,090
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.
611
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:05,470
You're in some deep shit, Simon.
612
00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,050
Check this out.
613
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,140
They upped the reward.
614
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,770
5,000 bucks? Damn!
615
00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:19,940
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?
616
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,780
That's fuckin' bullshit.
617
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,190
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.
618
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,800
At least they don't have
your real name.
619
00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:29,120
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.
620
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,280
How do you know?
621
00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:31,800
Because there was
an unmarked squad car
622
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:35,040
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,
623
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,210
which means
somebody fucking narced.
624
00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:39,290
Don't look at me!
I am lookin' at you.
625
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,100
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!
626
00:46:41,170 --> 00:46:42,800
Man, how the fuck do you know?
627
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,550
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!
628
00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:47,550
Come on.
Don't be paranoid.
629
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,430
You need a new place to crash?
Not with you assholes.
630
00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:51,890
You want the keys
to the van then?
631
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,220
No. I'm set.
632
00:46:53,850 --> 00:46:55,810
You're sure?
633
00:46:55,930 --> 00:46:59,440
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.
634
00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:11,430
Fucking cool it, rager!
635
00:48:11,550 --> 00:48:14,260
Fuck!
You ruined everything!
636
00:48:14,390 --> 00:48:16,680
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!
637
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:17,810
Get off me!
638
00:48:17,930 --> 00:48:19,270
You wasted my fucking tall boy.
639
00:48:19,390 --> 00:48:22,230
I hate you!
640
00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:23,830
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here
641
00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:26,690
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.
642
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,110
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.
643
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,530
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?
644
00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:33,950
Hmm? Gerbils?
Guinea pigs, asshole!
645
00:48:34,070 --> 00:48:35,070
Whatever.
646
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,700
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,
647
00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:39,950
it's that you're uptight.
648
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,750
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?
649
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,880
You mean marijuana?
650
00:49:02,730 --> 00:49:04,230
You all right?
651
00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:09,910
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?
652
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,650
Let me see those globes.
653
00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:17,070
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.
654
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Huh?
You're baked.
655
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,540
Right now?
Yeah.
656
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,880
You know how I can tell?
How?
657
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,420
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.
658
00:49:32,630 --> 00:49:35,720
That's weird. Right?
Hm-hm.
659
00:49:37,930 --> 00:49:41,100
Look, do you want a little advice?
660
00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:42,520
Sure.
661
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:47,150
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.
662
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,530
Won't I get hooked?
Hopefully.
663
00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:59,740
Look, |'mma set you up
with a quarter,
664
00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:02,910
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.
665
00:50:04,830 --> 00:50:06,580
Aw, thanks.
666
00:50:08,670 --> 00:50:12,550
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?
667
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:17,970
Don't worry about the crickets.
668
00:50:19,470 --> 00:50:20,930
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.
669
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,520
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.
670
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,390
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.
671
00:50:54,210 --> 00:50:55,630
Hey-
672
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:57,680
Hey-
673
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,260
Where is everybody?
674
00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:05,850
Dad's at the office,
Mom took Kevin to high school.
675
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,980
Hm.
676
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,230
You got any coffee left?
677
00:51:16,110 --> 00:51:17,490
It's cold.
678
00:51:17,610 --> 00:51:18,840
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on
679
00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:20,280
when I'm alone at the house.
680
00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:25,160
What are you doin'?
681
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,160
I am looking for my purpose.
682
00:51:29,290 --> 00:51:31,130
Your purpose?
683
00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:37,090
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.
684
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:40,090
Look, she circled
all the good ones.
685
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:41,260
Let me see that.
686
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,600
Dishwasher?
687
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:48,270
That's a shit job.
688
00:51:48,390 --> 00:51:51,020
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe
689
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,750
I could work my way up
to the prep table.
690
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,360
Oh, my God.
691
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,150
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.
692
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,320
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?
693
00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:10,370
God, that coffee taste like shit.
694
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,460
It's Sanka.
695
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:22,380
You got any scratch?
Huh?
696
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,310
Money?
Nope
697
00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:30,560
Mr. Hanley still owes me
for two weeks.
698
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:35,310
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?
699
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,860
Mm-mm.
700
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:42,280
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.
701
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,660
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.
702
00:52:48,950 --> 00:52:50,450
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?
703
00:52:58,130 --> 00:53:00,210
Dang!
704
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:02,590
You're good at basketball!
705
00:53:07,510 --> 00:53:10,640
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?
706
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,100
What do you say
we play F-U-C-K instead?
707
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,110
You ever played F-U-C-K before?
708
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,570
Here's my spot, OK?
709
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,880
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?
710
00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:44,550
You ever make it with a guy?
711
00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:02,740
Woohoo!
712
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,450
Your turn.
713
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,620
All right, how 'bout this?
714
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,080
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.
715
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:21,920
A tongue kiss.
716
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,380
OK.
717
00:54:27,050 --> 00:54:28,550
Yeah?
718
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:31,600
Yeah.
719
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,110
What the fuck?
720
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,700
Hey, you got a dead cat here.
721
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:56,000
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.
722
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,460
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?
723
00:54:58,580 --> 00:55:00,960
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.
724
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,670
Why?
I don't know.
725
00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,170
That's some creepy shit.
726
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,260
It is?
Yeah.
727
00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:11,090
That's like serial killer shit.
728
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,220
It is?
Yeah.
729
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,600
Do you think I'm weird?
730
00:55:18,730 --> 00:55:21,100
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.
731
00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:25,110
Well, is weird cool?
In your case, no.
732
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:29,280
Well, do you think I'm cool?
I just said no.
733
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,910
Huh?
734
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,950
I'm fuckin' with you again.
735
00:55:34,830 --> 00:55:36,160
Let's go!
736
00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:45,590
So how much
does this hand job owe you?
737
00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:48,260
Like, 400 bucks.
738
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:51,010
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?
739
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,180
How?
Magic.
740
00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:56,180
Like, real magic?
741
00:55:56,310 --> 00:55:58,180
Shit, it's the pigs.
742
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,190
Well, here comes the 113.
Don't look.
743
00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:16,620
Go.
744
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,450
What the...
one fuckin' step, come on!
745
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,460
Shit!
746
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,630
I'm gonna run.
No.
747
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,180
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.
748
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,100
They parked on the other side
of the street.
749
00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:44,350
What are they doin'?
750
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:46,690
Looks like
they're eating burritos.
751
00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:58,620
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?
752
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:01,370
Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
All hot and bothered.
753
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:02,980
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.
754
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,630
What the fuck?
755
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:07,550
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?
756
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,880
No, he's my boyfriend.
757
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,050
That so?
758
00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:12,800
I'm not her boyfriend.
759
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:17,550
Retard's got a boyfriend.
Apparently, this faggot here.
760
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,560
Shut the fuck up.
761
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,850
Don't call her a retard.
762
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,100
Can you believe this faggot?
763
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,580
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.
764
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,810
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys
765
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,750
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.
766
00:57:28,770 --> 00:57:30,410
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?
767
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,780
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.
768
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,820
'Stop requested.'
769
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,080
That's what I thought, bitch.
770
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:47,330
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.
771
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,500
Hey, come on, D.
We're gonna be late for practice.
772
00:57:56,050 --> 00:58:01,180
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.
773
00:58:01,310 --> 00:58:03,560
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.
774
00:58:22,410 --> 00:58:25,410
Where are we going?
775
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:29,460
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.
776
00:58:34,210 --> 00:58:36,260
I'll give you
everything in my pocket
777
00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:38,070
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.
778
00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:39,680
Far out, man.
779
00:58:41,930 --> 00:58:43,390
Shit, keep her all weekend.
780
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,560
Toss me that mini bat, too.
781
00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:51,900
Buckle up!
I drive fuckin' nuts!
782
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:55,490
It feels like we're on TV!
This ain't fuckin' TV!
783
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:02,120
Why are we at my house?
784
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:06,080
Get your Polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.
785
00:59:23,890 --> 00:59:25,770
Twist it up.
786
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:27,730
Let's go.
787
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,530
What are they doin'?
788
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,570
It's like they're warming up.
789
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,280
And stretching.
790
00:59:44,530 --> 00:59:47,080
Show 'em your tits.
791
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,170
Huh?
Lift up your shirt.
792
00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,380
No.
Just do it.
793
01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:05,180
Whoa!
Check it.
794
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,020
Dude!
Oh, my God!
795
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:09,520
Hey, hey!
796
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,200
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?
797
01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:13,750
Uh, we'll be right back, Coach.
We gotta take care of something.
798
01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:15,230
Yeah.
799
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,610
They're coming!
Good.
800
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:24,620
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.
801
01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:27,120
Why?
Trust me.
802
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,950
No, on your tummy.
Turn around.
803
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,460
Try to look provocative.
804
01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,000
Huh?
805
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:36,500
Oh. Oh, yeah.
806
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,970
Dude, I told you she was in heat.
807
01:00:42,090 --> 01:00:43,510
Go.
808
01:00:46,970 --> 01:00:48,130
Let's double stuff this tard.
809
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:49,980
Ah, fuck yeah.
810
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,280
Now what?
Strip 'em.
811
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:23,590
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.
812
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,150
Coach?
Huh?
813
01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:40,440
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.
814
01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:43,610
Holy shit.
815
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:49,030
Hold this.
816
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,870
Wake up, cat fuckers!
817
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,040
Come here.
It's a little memento.
818
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,670
You ever call her a retard again,
819
01:01:57,790 --> 01:02:00,550
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.
820
01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:05,470
Catfuckers!
821
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,810
Let's beat it.
822
01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:23,280
Come on! Let's go!
Woohoo!
823
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,670
Flicking' punk!
824
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:39,500
What in the fuck is going on?
825
01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:42,090
Jesus fuck!
Get up!
826
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,670
Get up!
827
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:49,340
Fuck, yeah!
Fuck those jock assholes!
828
01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:52,100
Oh, my God!
That was just like TV!
829
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:55,020
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!
830
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:56,850
Simon?
Yeah?
831
01:02:56,980 --> 01:03:00,400
Are we going to jail?
Probably.
832
01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:15,870
Welcome to Pet Zone.
How may I assist you today?
833
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,540
What are you doing here?
What do you mean?
834
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,710
Why are you working here?
835
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,880
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.
836
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,010
Where's your smock?
837
01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:28,090
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?
838
01:03:28,220 --> 01:03:30,430
Mr. Hanley?
Yes?
839
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,680
Mr. Hanley, what...
what is she doing here?
840
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:40,270
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself
841
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,480
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.
842
01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:47,490
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,
843
01:03:47,610 --> 01:03:50,320
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.
844
01:03:52,410 --> 01:03:56,200
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?
845
01:03:56,330 --> 01:03:58,750
Where's her fuckin' check?
846
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,140
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...
847
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,980
head back to the grooming
station and take your break.
848
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,960
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.
849
01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:09,340
I want you to stay put.
It's OK.
850
01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:12,140
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?
851
01:04:13,390 --> 01:04:15,720
I am not slow, Mr. Hanley,
852
01:04:15,850 --> 01:04:20,190
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!
853
01:04:20,850 --> 01:04:22,270
And especially her!
854
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,730
Where's the goddamn paycheck?
855
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,080
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.
856
01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:30,990
It is the end of the week!
I want my motherfucking check!
857
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,420
You know what you want?
I'll have the Hawaiian.
858
01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:54,930
Hawaiian, huh?
859
01:04:56,300 --> 01:05:00,680
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.
860
01:05:00,810 --> 01:05:02,810
What kind of sauce?
861
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,480
Hm, I don't know.
862
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,650
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?
863
01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:09,900
Like, a honey glaze.
864
01:05:17,910 --> 01:05:20,330
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.
865
01:05:28,340 --> 01:05:31,170
You want some of my Jimbo fries?
866
01:05:33,510 --> 01:05:35,010
Yeah, all right.
867
01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:42,890
So, is this, like, a date?
Hmm?
868
01:05:43,850 --> 01:05:46,020
Are we on a date?
869
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,480
No, this is a shitty lunch.
870
01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:59,910
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.
871
01:06:00,030 --> 01:06:04,040
Yeah, but he's not real.
He's just my music boyfriend.
872
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,120
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.
873
01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:10,000
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.
874
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,340
Well, is that a date?
875
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:18,390
Yeah, it's a date.
876
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,440
Simon?
877
01:06:30,730 --> 01:06:32,150
You can kiss me now.
878
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,400
It's OK.
879
01:06:35,610 --> 01:06:37,360
I want you to.
880
01:07:08,310 --> 01:07:09,810
You can fuck off now.
881
01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:19,490
You're a real good kisser.
882
01:07:22,490 --> 01:07:23,990
Seriously.
883
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,250
I would not have guessed that.
884
01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:31,040
Thanks.
885
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:37,260
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.
886
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,060
What?
887
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:48,140
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.
888
01:07:48,270 --> 01:07:49,940
He's adopted.
889
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,150
I'm just fucking with you.
890
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,330
You need to take it
down a notch.
891
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,080
You need to take it
down a notch.
892
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,290
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.
893
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,180
So much for job hunting, huh?
Fuck job hunting.
894
01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:28,100
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.
895
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:29,730
Sweet.
896
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:37,650
Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
Yeah, sure.
897
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,940
You like Whack-a-Mole?
898
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,330
R on, baby
899
01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:56,880
♪ Oh, man
900
01:08:59,170 --> 01:09:04,140
♪ You're making my crazy
901
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:08,060
♪ Really driving me mad
902
01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:13,230
♪ That's all right with me
903
01:09:14,730 --> 01:09:18,110
♪ It's really no fuss
904
01:09:20,110 --> 01:09:23,150
♪ As long as you're next to me
905
01:09:25,530 --> 01:09:28,030
♪ Just the two of us
906
01:09:32,410 --> 01:09:39,090
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
907
01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:49,350
♪ My, oh my, what a girl
908
01:09:52,770 --> 01:09:58,480
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
909
01:10:03,570 --> 01:10:05,860
♪ And I'm down
on my hands and knees
910
01:10:05,990 --> 01:10:11,830
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪
911
01:10:19,170 --> 01:10:21,250
Pick something out.
912
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,060
I want him.
913
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,360
Wait in line.
914
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,570
Where are you going?
915
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,480
I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.
916
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,150
Thursday night
is always a big hit.
917
01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:21,480
What's Thursday?
918
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,270
New England clam chowder.
919
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,940
Fucking Christ.
920
01:11:39,370 --> 01:11:41,420
Hey, Simon?
921
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,630
Yeah?
922
01:11:47,090 --> 01:11:51,300
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.
923
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,650
I decided on a name for him.
924
01:12:03,650 --> 01:12:05,320
What?
925
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,820
Chom by.
926
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,620
Chom by.
927
01:12:25,630 --> 01:12:30,220
You back for seconds, Kev?
Hm?
928
01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:32,180
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?
929
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,100
Yo, what happened to your eye?
Don't worry about it.
930
01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:44,230
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?
931
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,900
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.
932
01:12:48,190 --> 01:12:49,820
Look, everything was OK
933
01:12:49,940 --> 01:12:52,530
until Mom and Dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.
934
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,030
Wait a minute.
Who's Jill?
935
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:58,040
Hey
Jill.
936
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,660
What's she doing here?
937
01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:05,040
She's shy.
I'm not wearing pants.
938
01:13:07,210 --> 01:13:08,840
Why is she not wearing pants?
939
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,340
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?
940
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,760
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.
941
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:18,600
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.
942
01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:25,100
What's the pink?
Vagina.
943
01:13:25,230 --> 01:13:26,730
'So, what we're gonna do
944
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,190
'is just whisk it all together,
945
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:32,280
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder
946
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,210
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...'
947
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,950
Hey, kids.
He's making toffee.
948
01:13:38,830 --> 01:13:41,660
Dad?
Are you OK?
949
01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:45,710
Oh, yeah.
950
01:13:45,830 --> 01:13:47,540
How did the job hunt go?
951
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,420
Oh, I don't know, I...
952
01:13:51,550 --> 01:13:53,930
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.
953
01:13:54,050 --> 01:13:56,590
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?
954
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,930
Well, there were
multiple candidates.
955
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:03,350
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?
956
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,600
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.
957
01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:09,610
Mm.
958
01:14:09,730 --> 01:14:13,490
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.
959
01:14:13,610 --> 01:14:17,870
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.
960
01:14:17,990 --> 01:14:19,660
That's his turf now.
961
01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:22,870
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?
962
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,710
Yeah, I do. Jill.
963
01:14:25,830 --> 01:14:27,170
She's a real peach.
964
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,920
Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.
965
01:14:33,050 --> 01:14:35,760
Oh, we talked about that.
966
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:39,180
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.
967
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,460
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.
968
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,230
You're thinking of a rave.
What's that?
969
01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:48,310
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.
970
01:14:50,690 --> 01:14:55,110
Have you heard of the raves?
Oh, yeah.
971
01:14:55,990 --> 01:14:57,240
Mom?
What?
972
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,030
Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?
973
01:15:02,990 --> 01:15:04,750
I'm not sure.
974
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:34,190
What the fuck
is going on in here?
975
01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:36,990
Is this provocative?
976
01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:41,160
I don't know what that is.
977
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:45,240
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?
978
01:15:53,130 --> 01:15:57,050
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?
979
01:16:01,550 --> 01:16:05,810
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?
980
01:16:05,930 --> 01:16:08,140
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.
981
01:16:08,270 --> 01:16:11,730
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.
982
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:15,020
What do you got in that maraca?
983
01:16:15,150 --> 01:16:17,780
My EZ-Dose?
Yeah.
984
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:20,070
Just my medications.
985
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,820
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.
986
01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:23,870
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.
987
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:41,260
Fuck.
988
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,020
Hey, Simon?
989
01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:49,430
Mm-hm.
990
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,650
What's a raincheck?
991
01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:00,740
Simon?
992
01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:07,870
Simon?
993
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:15,380
Sim...
994
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,280
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.
995
01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:23,090
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.
996
01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:27,810
You blast those every day?
997
01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:35,150
Can you drive me to China Hut?
998
01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:36,770
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.
999
01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:42,490
All right.
1000
01:17:49,660 --> 01:17:50,700
Are we going in circles?
1001
01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:54,000
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.
1002
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,880
Why do you keep looking
at that house?
1003
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,400
We're still going
job hunting, right?
1004
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:03,380
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China Hut.
1005
01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:05,800
Fuck America.
1006
01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,730
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes
1007
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:10,260
in the back
of some shithole buffet?
1008
01:18:16,350 --> 01:18:19,270
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?
1009
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,190
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.
1010
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,800
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.
1011
01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:27,030
Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
Yeah, I know.
1012
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,490
It's just pretend.
1013
01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:31,950
Oh. OK.
1014
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,870
Can the dog's name be Chomby?
1015
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,420
Yeah.
1016
01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:04,150
Nobody is in here.
1017
01:19:19,170 --> 01:19:22,290
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?
1018
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:24,630
What? No.
1019
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,840
I live here sometimes.
1020
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,310
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?
1021
01:19:34,430 --> 01:19:36,270
Knock yourself out.
1022
01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:42,020
Yo.
1023
01:19:42,150 --> 01:19:45,730
Where?
Where and when's the show?
1024
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,200
All right, don't be late.
1025
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,200
You suck at drums.
1026
01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:58,410
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.
1027
01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:00,830
You sing, huh?
1028
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,000
Like what?
1029
01:20:03,130 --> 01:20:05,920
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.
1030
01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:08,260
Hey, whose equipment is all this?
1031
01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:10,510
It was mine.
Really?
1032
01:20:10,630 --> 01:20:12,970
Mm-hm.
You could play all these?
1033
01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:18,930
Come here.
1034
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,900
I want to tell you something.
Come here.
1035
01:20:30,490 --> 01:20:33,280
Are you all right?
1036
01:20:33,410 --> 01:20:37,040
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...
1037
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,710
and my ribs.
1038
01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:43,880
All right, listen.
1039
01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:51,380
I'm John Q.
1040
01:20:53,050 --> 01:20:54,390
What?
1041
01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:58,100
I'm John Q. from PSYOPS.
1042
01:20:59,930 --> 01:21:01,850
You're not John Q.
Nobody knows who John Q. is.
1043
01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:06,610
Don't you think that maybe
John Q. knows who John Q. is?
1044
01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:10,610
What?
1045
01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:17,080
Close your eyes.
1046
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,750
Close 'em.
1047
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:40,600
Open 'em.
1048
01:21:45,850 --> 01:21:47,730
Big deal.
1049
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:50,070
Looks just like the one I had
for Toboggan Club.
1050
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:53,740
Smell it.
1051
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:00,450
Ugh.
1052
01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:03,040
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.
1053
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,290
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played
1054
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:07,250
trapped in this fucker.
1055
01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,340
That's the smell
of rock and roll.
1056
01:22:11,590 --> 01:22:13,590
What?
1057
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,050
You're still not convinced?
1058
01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:27,600
Oh, my God.
1059
01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:34,150
You are John Q.
1060
01:22:35,490 --> 01:22:39,030
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?
1061
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,290
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso
1062
01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:45,160
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.
1063
01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:52,210
You have any idea how worked up
those Polaroids got me?
1064
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,800
Did you write all those?
1065
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:04,220
Fuckin' A.
1066
01:23:04,350 --> 01:23:05,850
How?
1067
01:23:08,020 --> 01:23:09,650
I mean, you call them
love poems,
1068
01:23:09,770 --> 01:23:13,030
but they're really these...
these brilliant power pop songs.
1069
01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:17,200
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.
1070
01:23:20,910 --> 01:23:24,240
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
1071
01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:30,880
Will you say something to me?
1072
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,750
Are you all right?
1073
01:23:41,430 --> 01:23:43,430
No, leave it.
1074
01:23:45,430 --> 01:23:47,100
Violate me.
1075
01:23:48,230 --> 01:23:49,900
Fuck me.
1076
01:24:25,510 --> 01:24:28,060
I think I want more violation.
1077
01:24:29,770 --> 01:24:31,850
I gotta save my juice.
1078
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,190
Let's rock out.
1079
01:24:37,230 --> 01:24:38,240
OK, hit it.
1080
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,740
It's rolling.
1081
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,530
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.
1082
01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:29,540
This one right here,
August 13th.
1083
01:25:29,660 --> 01:25:31,200
That was my favorite.
1084
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:38,840
You really want me to do this?
Yeah.
1085
01:25:40,130 --> 01:25:41,970
Let's see what you got.
1086
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,090
OK, can I have a kiss?
1087
01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:37,560
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1088
01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:43,570
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1089
01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:48,700
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1090
01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,870
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1091
01:26:50,990 --> 01:26:54,200
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1092
01:26:54,330 --> 01:26:57,250
♪ Call me and I'll come
1093
01:26:57,370 --> 01:26:59,500
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1094
01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:01,000
♪ Fuck 'em all
1095
01:27:01,130 --> 01:27:04,090
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1096
01:27:09,010 --> 01:27:13,180
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1097
01:27:15,020 --> 01:27:19,270
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1098
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,530
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1099
01:27:24,650 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1100
01:27:27,070 --> 01:27:30,200
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1101
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:32,490
♪ Call me and I'll come
1102
01:27:33,410 --> 01:27:35,500
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1103
01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:36,960
♪ Fuck 'em all
1104
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,750
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1105
01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,510
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1106
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:49,010
♪ Fuck 'em all
1107
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:50,840
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1108
01:27:56,430 --> 01:27:57,930
♪ But us
1109
01:27:59,310 --> 01:28:01,020
♪ But us
1110
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:04,570
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1111
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,570
Fuck.
1112
01:28:20,370 --> 01:28:22,460
That was tits.
1113
01:28:24,670 --> 01:28:26,510
Is tits good?
1114
01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:29,130
Yeah. Yeah.
1115
01:28:31,220 --> 01:28:32,590
Tits is good.
1116
01:28:36,890 --> 01:28:38,730
Let's mix it.
1117
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,650
Simon?
1118
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:49,070
Yeah, Mom?
1119
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:52,410
What's going on down here?
1120
01:28:54,450 --> 01:28:55,830
How did you get in?
1121
01:28:58,830 --> 01:28:59,910
With my key.
1122
01:29:01,290 --> 01:29:04,000
You're not supposed
to have a key.
1123
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,420
Who's this?
1124
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,630
This, um... is Patty.
1125
01:29:13,090 --> 01:29:15,680
We're recording a song.
1126
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,890
How was Tanzania?
1127
01:29:18,010 --> 01:29:21,940
Tanzania?
Are you both on dope?
1128
01:29:22,060 --> 01:29:23,350
He's definitely on dope.
1129
01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:25,520
All right, back off, Renae.
I'm not on dope.
1130
01:29:25,650 --> 01:29:27,380
He totally is, Mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.
1131
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:30,190
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes
1132
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:31,460
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.
1133
01:29:31,490 --> 01:29:34,410
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?
1134
01:29:34,530 --> 01:29:36,130
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.
1135
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,300
We learned about dope
in D.A.R.E.
1136
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,410
Dopers share needles
and get AIDS.
1137
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,160
Why are you here?
1138
01:29:43,870 --> 01:29:45,790
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, Dad.
1139
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,500
Answer your father.
If it's about money, no way.
1140
01:29:49,630 --> 01:29:52,090
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.
1141
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,550
There's an agenda, Mom.
There's always an agenda.
1142
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,300
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.
1143
01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:59,600
Shut the fuck up, Renae!
Strike two.
1144
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:05,850
What is this?
What are you doin'?
1145
01:30:05,980 --> 01:30:07,610
What is this?
He's high, Mom.
1146
01:30:07,730 --> 01:30:09,500
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.
1147
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,230
He feeds off it.
1148
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,780
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails
1149
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:14,300
like the dopers
in my D.A.R.E. book.
1150
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,490
Hello?
1151
01:30:15,610 --> 01:30:17,990
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door looked?
1152
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:20,540
Oh.
What are you doin' here?
1153
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,620
Hi. I'm Danny.
Hi.
1154
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:27,290
Did you give him your key?
Yeah. So?
1155
01:30:27,420 --> 01:30:28,630
Why'd you do that?
1156
01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:30,270
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?
1157
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,510
Relax, Renae.
I need to relax, Danny?
1158
01:30:33,630 --> 01:30:35,180
Poor Mom had to come home
1159
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:36,940
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.
1160
01:30:36,970 --> 01:30:38,140
Oh, my God.
1161
01:30:40,390 --> 01:30:41,620
What's going on here?
Nothing.
1162
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,560
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?
1163
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:46,350
We were writing a song
in the basement.
1164
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,730
I can't do this anymore!
1165
01:30:47,850 --> 01:30:49,610
Great, now Dad's upset.
1166
01:30:49,730 --> 01:30:51,730
Stop picking on Simon!
1167
01:30:51,860 --> 01:30:54,610
Excuse me?
You heard me.
1168
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,240
You're all being mean!
1169
01:30:57,700 --> 01:30:58,700
He doesn't do dope.
1170
01:30:58,820 --> 01:31:00,700
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose
1171
01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,790
because he got beat up.
1172
01:31:02,910 --> 01:31:04,230
Mommy, what is she talking about?
1173
01:31:04,290 --> 01:31:07,370
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.
1174
01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,290
OK, you know what?
Leave her out of this.
1175
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:11,880
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,
1176
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,550
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed
1177
01:31:13,670 --> 01:31:16,130
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.
1178
01:31:16,260 --> 01:31:18,640
Simon is a pathological liar.
1179
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:22,220
He's a thief and a total pyro.
1180
01:31:22,350 --> 01:31:23,780
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?
1181
01:31:23,810 --> 01:31:24,810
Yeah.
1182
01:31:24,930 --> 01:31:26,580
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.
1183
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,480
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
1184
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:32,020
It's OK, Mom.
He'll be gone soon.
1185
01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:33,780
What's a pyro again?
1186
01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:36,360
A pyro's...
Oh. Are you serious?
1187
01:31:36,490 --> 01:31:39,030
OK, you know what?
Knock it off! Knock it off!
1188
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,160
Not the sharpest stick, is she?
Don't talk about her like that!
1189
01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:44,290
Like what?
Like she's subhuman,
1190
01:31:44,410 --> 01:31:46,250
and with that condescending
fucking tone!
1191
01:31:46,370 --> 01:31:47,960
All right!
That's three!
1192
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,250
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?
1193
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:53,380
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
1194
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,150
Come on, motherfucker!
Hey, hey, hey, stop!
1195
01:31:55,170 --> 01:31:57,340
Here you go, come on.
Let's go, big shot!
1196
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,140
Get out!
1197
01:32:00,930 --> 01:32:04,390
You ruin everything!
1198
01:32:04,510 --> 01:32:06,430
Just get out of here!
1199
01:32:07,770 --> 01:32:09,190
Come on.
1200
01:32:20,030 --> 01:32:25,540
So, what'd you think
of my family?
1201
01:32:26,580 --> 01:32:29,290
I like your brother, Danny.
1202
01:32:29,410 --> 01:32:31,540
Yeah, he's solid.
1203
01:32:31,670 --> 01:32:33,080
Simon?
1204
01:32:34,630 --> 01:32:35,920
Yeah?
1205
01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:38,880
Do you think I'm a retard?
1206
01:32:41,970 --> 01:32:44,430
Don't you ever talk like that.
1207
01:32:46,390 --> 01:32:47,640
Even
1208
01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:50,850
You are not a retard.
1209
01:32:52,190 --> 01:32:54,810
You are a total punk rocker.
1210
01:32:57,820 --> 01:33:00,320
I am?
Yes.
1211
01:33:02,860 --> 01:33:05,700
You are punk as fuck.
1212
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,290
Can we listen
to our song in here?
1213
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,000
Fuck, yeah.
1214
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,050
Pop that shit in the tape deck.
1215
01:33:28,350 --> 01:33:30,600
Are we going on our date now?
1216
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:34,270
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.
1217
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,230
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...
1218
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:43,240
Simon?
Hmm?
1219
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:46,740
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?
1220
01:33:46,870 --> 01:33:48,620
♪ Like a tongue-tongue...
1221
01:33:49,450 --> 01:33:50,950
Yeah.
1222
01:33:53,290 --> 01:33:55,460
Today is even better.
1223
01:33:58,340 --> 01:34:00,420
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1224
01:34:00,550 --> 01:34:02,010
♪ Fuck 'em all
1225
01:34:02,130 --> 01:34:03,720
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1226
01:34:11,770 --> 01:34:13,060
What a fuckin' dump.
1227
01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:15,310
I mean that's, what, 40 people?
1228
01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:16,940
You call this a show?
1229
01:34:17,060 --> 01:34:19,440
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.
1230
01:34:20,940 --> 01:34:22,530
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.
1231
01:34:22,650 --> 01:34:24,530
You have any idea
how many bands would kill
1232
01:34:24,650 --> 01:34:26,110
to play a show
with The Alliance?
1233
01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:27,700
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.
1234
01:34:27,820 --> 01:34:29,700
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone
1235
01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:32,040
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?
1236
01:34:34,750 --> 01:34:36,890
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm
1237
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,040
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?
1238
01:34:40,170 --> 01:34:43,590
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.
1239
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,930
Oh, OK. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?
1240
01:34:47,050 --> 01:34:49,300
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room
1241
01:34:49,430 --> 01:34:50,680
I've ever seen in my life,
1242
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,140
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.
1243
01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:55,690
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.
1244
01:34:55,810 --> 01:34:58,020
Actually, I did.
You would.
1245
01:34:58,150 --> 01:34:59,400
Let's do this.
1246
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,480
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.
1247
01:35:01,610 --> 01:35:03,690
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.
1248
01:35:03,820 --> 01:35:06,300
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.
1249
01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:07,910
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.
1250
01:35:08,030 --> 01:35:10,580
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.
1251
01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:13,100
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.
1252
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:15,330
How about this?
Fuck you!
1253
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,580
Fuck your problems!
1254
01:35:17,710 --> 01:35:21,340
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.
1255
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,220
Let's go.
Simon!
1256
01:35:35,770 --> 01:35:38,270
You cunts just made
my shit list.
1257
01:35:38,390 --> 01:35:40,390
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.
1258
01:35:43,980 --> 01:35:45,990
What the fuck is this shit?
1259
01:35:57,660 --> 01:35:58,890
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules
1260
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,920
♪ We do it our way
1261
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,210
♪ Rejects of society
and we are here to stay
1262
01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,560
♪ Won't take your shit
no fucking more
1263
01:36:03,590 --> 01:36:04,710
♪ Today is the day
1264
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:05,940
♪ Time has come
to give you some
1265
01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:07,510
♪ Get out of my face
1266
01:36:11,550 --> 01:36:12,950
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth
1267
01:36:12,970 --> 01:36:14,010
♪ I'm going insane
1268
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:15,240
♪ One more fucking
word from you
1269
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,350
♪ I'll kick you in the face
1270
01:36:16,470 --> 01:36:17,620
♪ Have no respect
for your kind
1271
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:18,720
♪ You're cancer in my brain
1272
01:36:18,810 --> 01:36:20,050
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified
1273
01:36:20,140 --> 01:36:21,310
♪ This is what we say
1274
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,400
♪ We won't obey
1275
01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,610
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1276
01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:33,570
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1277
01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:37,700
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1278
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,120
♪ We won't obey
1279
01:36:41,330 --> 01:36:43,460
♪ We won't obey
1280
01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:44,590
♪ We won't obey
1281
01:36:45,630 --> 01:36:47,050
SNoa'
1282
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,840
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.
1283
01:37:04,310 --> 01:37:06,360
♪ Microwave it, shove it down
1284
01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:08,530
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown
1285
01:37:08,650 --> 01:37:10,740
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat
1286
01:37:10,860 --> 01:37:13,070
♪ Nothing real
for us to eat
1287
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:15,240
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad
1288
01:37:15,370 --> 01:37:17,580
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
1289
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:20,620
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread
1290
01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:22,040
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed
1291
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,500
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1292
01:37:24,630 --> 01:37:26,460
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1293
01:37:26,590 --> 01:37:29,010
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America ♪
1294
01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:36,760
Run!
1295
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:47,570
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
1296
01:37:47,690 --> 01:37:49,400
How fucking unpunk is it,
1297
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,900
turn me in on some
Crime Stoppers hotline?
1298
01:37:52,030 --> 01:37:54,160
Fucking bullshit!
1299
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:55,380
Motherfucker!
Get in the car!
1300
01:37:55,410 --> 01:37:58,530
Wait, wait! Wait!
1301
01:37:58,660 --> 01:38:02,710
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!
1302
01:38:02,830 --> 01:38:05,380
Hey, have fun in the nasty.
1303
01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:08,540
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.
1304
01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:16,010
Hey-
1305
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,680
I got your cigarettes.
Aw, that's fuckin' tits.
1306
01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:32,900
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.
1307
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,410
It doesn't get much worse
than this.
1308
01:38:37,530 --> 01:38:41,120
It's OK. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.
1309
01:38:43,410 --> 01:38:46,170
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?
1310
01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,920
Hey, Simon?
Yeah?
1311
01:38:54,050 --> 01:38:57,430
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?
1312
01:38:58,340 --> 01:39:00,050
Mm-hm.
1313
01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:02,430
You were looking at me, right?
1314
01:39:03,930 --> 01:39:06,020
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.
1315
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:08,100
I thought so.
1316
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,070
Simon?
1317
01:39:14,190 --> 01:39:15,190
Yeah?
1318
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,740
You're my real boyfriend now, right?
1319
01:39:24,620 --> 01:39:27,120
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.
1320
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:39,970
No contact.
1321
01:39:40,090 --> 01:39:42,430
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.
1322
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:52,270
Stay punk.
1323
01:40:04,660 --> 01:40:06,250
Patty?
1324
01:40:06,370 --> 01:40:08,460
I told you it was her.
1325
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,380
Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen.
1326
01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:13,790
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q.
1327
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,380
In the back of that cruiser?
1328
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,420
Uh-huh.
1329
01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,130
He's my real boyfriend.
1330
01:40:20,220 --> 01:40:24,100
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?
1331
01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:27,730
Uh-huh.
1332
01:40:48,910 --> 01:40:52,210
'Patty, thanks
for the care package.
1333
01:40:52,330 --> 01:40:54,710
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.
1334
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,210
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two.'
1335
01:41:00,010 --> 01:41:01,800
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.
1336
01:41:01,930 --> 01:41:04,800
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride
1337
01:41:04,930 --> 01:41:06,310
'on the Action Five News.'
1338
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:13,310
'There isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,
1339
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:15,820
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.
1340
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,320
'Thanks for the notebook.
1341
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:23,910
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.
1342
01:41:24,030 --> 01:41:26,660
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material
1343
01:41:26,780 --> 01:41:30,710
'for ten albums
in this shithole.
1344
01:41:30,830 --> 01:41:33,960
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.
1345
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:35,730
'It's the only thing
I have to look forward to,
1346
01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:38,210
'even if we only get
half an hour.
1347
01:41:38,340 --> 01:41:42,340
'Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.
1348
01:41:43,930 --> 01:41:47,220
'Your music boyfriend, Simon.
1349
01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,440
Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.
1350
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:56,440
'Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.
1351
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:59,690
'For real, I think it saved my life.
1352
01:41:59,820 --> 01:42:02,610
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'
1353
01:42:15,170 --> 01:42:16,270
'I'm feeling so much stronger
1354
01:42:16,290 --> 01:42:19,380
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.
1355
01:42:20,590 --> 01:42:22,380
'It's just too bad
you have to go to prison
1356
01:42:22,510 --> 01:42:26,260
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'
1357
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:33,770
What's so funny, retard?
1358
01:42:36,190 --> 01:42:38,230
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.
1359
01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:40,670
Is she fucking ignoring us?
Are you ignoring us, retard?
1360
01:42:40,690 --> 01:42:43,570
Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.
1361
01:42:43,690 --> 01:42:49,370
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?
1362
01:42:53,370 --> 01:42:55,370
'Stop requested.'
1363
01:43:05,050 --> 01:43:08,180
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!
1364
01:43:37,830 --> 01:43:42,000
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1365
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:48,010
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1366
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:52,510
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1367
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:55,730
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1368
01:43:55,850 --> 01:43:59,100
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1369
01:43:59,230 --> 01:44:01,610
♪ Call me and I'll come
1370
01:44:02,150 --> 01:44:04,280
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1371
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:05,690
♪ Fuck 'em all
1372
01:44:05,820 --> 01:44:08,570
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1373
01:44:13,830 --> 01:44:18,000
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1374
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,750
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1375
01:44:26,630 --> 01:44:28,510
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1376
01:44:29,550 --> 01:44:31,430
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1377
01:44:31,550 --> 01:44:34,930
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1378
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,310
♪ Call me and I'll come
1379
01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:40,350
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1380
01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:41,850
♪ Fuck 'em all
1381
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:44,400
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1382
01:44:50,150 --> 01:44:52,360
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1383
01:44:52,490 --> 01:44:53,870
♪ Fuck 'em all
1384
01:44:53,990 --> 01:44:56,330
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1385
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:02,630
♪ But us
1386
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:05,840
♪ But us
1387
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:09,380
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
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