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oh la la

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la

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this is

it

come on hurry it

up I'll bet it's worth 100,000 if it's

worth a dime come on start moving give

me that

bar

first park waiting

roll

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oh

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there's

go

I

he's done far step on

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it there's

PE

roll all right let's bail out

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that's all oh that's the fifth robbery

we've had since March wait till the

chief hears about this calling all cars

calling all cars silk robbery on Desert

Express near wet Springs apparently done

by a gang with trucks Breakman shot

patrol all RADS in that area calling all

cars calling all cars robing

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Des

the other trucks got through okay we'll

all meet at Mike's place in about an

hour

yeah taking in cves kind of fast a you

Frank so what you don't like it you can

get out and walk I ain't quit peing will

you we're doing

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okay

I told you not to go so fast a shut up

we're lucky to be

alive Hey

listen that sounds like a truck coming

maybe it's macing the

boys hey Mac you went be on this

road if we're using the truck anyhow you

guys duck out of sight I'll flag them

down I'm sure glad to be getting home

them rodos kind of Tucker me out old age

creeping up on him is that so let me

tell you something young fell my

rattling bomes didn't keep me from

winning some of that prize money we did

all right well I don't see why we had to

hi tail it out of town the minute it was

over we did it my little man to keep you

from blowing your prize money on that

blonde you know the one with the Gimme

eyes yeah the one you thought was so

cute say what's that up

ahead what's the matter stranger hey

there's a guy hurt down here give me a

hand will you fellas why

sure

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say you did crack up and where's your P

under there reach for

it stay where you

are okay Frank come on out take that gun

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fuffy that was swell Joe they fell for

it like a ton of brick hey what is this

your funeral if you're not careful okay

it's your show what's the setup we're

using your truck to move our stuff oh

and leave us high and dry I suppose not

a chance you're going to load your truck

and then drive us where we're going

where you going you'll find

out silk thieves huh we ain't dress

makers get busy what about our horses

they're riding too just so it'll look

legitimate pretty smart eh right I think

of everything get going we haven't got

all day

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all set okay get rolling which way the

same way you were going straight ahead

for

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Cosmopolis sit down let those nags start

kicking up I'll let you have

it stand by for further bulletins on the

Desert Express robbery that is

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all

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is

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we

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he

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d

what him up boy are we glad to see you

search them hey take it easy we're not

armed that's right they're not look

inside the truck the other two are here

we were only doing the driver you're

under

arrest we're not the men you want these

two are dead take care of

them what's up officer I'm holding these

men as suspects in the desert Express

Rock

these are the men that killed Henley

that's why they tried to shoot it out

and make their getaway well you're crazy

the men you killed are the real Crooks

they held us up and we can prove it

passing the buck eh come on we're taking

you in but you've got to listen we'll

listen plenty at the trial why not try

them right now we've got a jury here

yeah to make it easy boys I don't want

any rough stuff stand back the law deal

with them we're the law and you better

step aside I'm warning you stay back

I'll shoot the first one that lays a

hand on these men you'll just have to

shoot Jed come on on man now wait a

minute boy listen a minute all right boy

start

reaching drop those

guns hey Tucson drill

TIR move

back

follow sling

them

you're making a mistake young fell I'd

make a worse one if I hung around here

for a neckti

party well get your truck started I'll

hold them good day

gentlemen they can't get far I've got a

two-way radio on my car

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fine mess we're in now why didn't you

keep cool oh I realize I made a mistake

I should have kept cool and let him hang

you well we might have stood trial yeah

in another minute we' have been standing

on air how about it l don't ask me I'm

just here for the ride well brain what

now well we've got to round up that gang

that engineered this robbery it's the

only way we can clear ourselves oh so

there's a gang now huh well there must

be TRS we met could have engineered this

alone that makes sense to

me okay where do we start

looking where they're heading for

Cosmopolis well I'm going to saddle up

just in

case make it snappy boys we're not

waiting for the other truck okay come on

Pete

right Jo and his boys ought to be along

any minute Ma I'll check them right on

through

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right hi what can I do for you pill her

up take can I use your phone sure right

inside thanks how about Tucson I'll let

him sleep get the gas

BR where's the phone bud right over

there

thanks uh long distance

please I want John Harker in the Harker

building let

keep

what's

that Redwood

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okay she'll call us back in a few

minutes we'll have to

wait hey buddy got any more of that

coffee yeah help to

S well I were're un like you ask me

we're in a jam oh don't worry about it

we'll get in touch with Harker he'll

identify us that'll make everything

okay

attention please flash latest news on

the Desert Express robbery Sheriff

Benton reports running gun battle with

Sixt train Bandits near storm Mountain

three Bandits killed three others

escaped enlarged truck containing stolen

silk cargo and three saddle horses

license number b47 832 we repeat b47 832

stop this truck but approach with

caution these men are

armed attention please there something

fny here we got to find out just what

the setup is you take care of the guy in

the truck you come on with me three

Bandits killed three others escaped en

larged truck containing stolen silk

cargo

Andes license B

47832 stop this truck but approach with

caution these men are

armed take the guns Han

now listen Mr we what do you think I've

been doing get over

there H him up safe Phillips you ought

to collect a reward when the sheriff

hears about

this I wouldn't start spending that

money if I were you take that gun

Stony get

over pretty smart um ain't you too smart

to let you collect a reward on the wrong

men what do you mean just this you can

tell her sheriff for us that we're not

the men they want yeah go on the real

Crooks wrecked their own truck then they

held us up and made us carry their swag

that's what happened is it yeah that's

what happened look out TC

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time

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all right boys hold

it get over with the door you

too hold them LBI from here on we're

using our

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horses

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would any hurry to follow us boys might

not be

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healthy

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oh

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population 3,000 sounds like a right

healthy Community let's go take a look

at it nothing doing now with 3,000 blood

hounds looking for it all right crep

hanger so I'll go take a look you two

stay here if anybody goes it lullabi I

want you where I can keep my eyes on you

hey

there let's go what are you running for

look uh say listen I wonder if you boys

would lend me a hand you see we've had a

little accident up the road uh my uh

truck broke down and where have we heard

that before I suppose you blew a tire

and crashed off the road oh no no no no

you see some faulty mechanism has caused

the gasoline to escape he speaks English

I'm sorry Mr we're in hurry I reckon

you'll just have to look after your own

truck oh well I know but boys you see I

have a son and a daughter that did you

say daughter uh yes yes surely you

wouldn't leave a young lady stranded why

know we couldn't do that I I guess we'll

have to help him where's your truck uh

where oh it's just up the bend a little

bit you boys are certainly very kind

indeed what's your racket brother uh

racket oh yes of course yes uh gentlemen

permit me to introduce my myself I am Dr

alanon Irving yes of the college the

Atlantic College I may say uh the

Atlantic College of Medicine and

psychological research uh that is forly

but recently my friends the inventor the

discoverer and the marketer of Irving

famous tonics my friends I don't care

what's wrong with you have you got Luma

ISM lumbago sciatica Fallen archers

dandruff listen this remedy my friends

has been used all the dead heads or at

least I meant to say bald heads crowned

heads of your my friend in C you I don't

care what's wrong with you you can have

sinus trouble you can have lomago

sciatic rheumatism gout aches and pains

iring remedies my friend are a

guaranteed cure for all human ailments

such as we haven't got it let's get

going oh you oh I see what you mean yes

of course but uh you gentlemen are

certainly doing me a very great favor M

you're you're Livery son you know that

don't you no it's just up the road just

a bit here mhm I'm getting awfully tired

of playing Boy

Scout guess we'll have to to

you come on out of there buddy your

troubles are over

hey well what do you think you're doing

I'm awfully sorry I I thought you were

him allow me to rectify the error

gentlemen uh this is my daughter mad

that's a pleasure oh uh this is my boyim

Timothy here all and uh your name's

gentlemen uh old just call us the Three

Musketeers Musketeers what do you do a

song a dance or or a dumbass all you

know sis they're like three musketeers

are read about one for all and all for

one yeah all for

one the nearest town is cosmopoulos

we'll tell you

there we're not going to cosmopol why

not have you forgotten that we're wanted

men

we'll join up with this outfit they

never think to look for us in a medicine

show yeah but I'll handle it hey lullabi

get out

Elmer uh doctor I was just thinking

entering into a thriving town like

cosmopoulos you should have an added

attraction uh yes I know and here it is

my pals and me uh you don't mean to tell

me that you uh you your performers

exhibition writers we just won a lot of

prize money in a cheyen rodeo uh cash

prizes well I took in 500 in the Bron

riding contest well my goodness how

interesting mhm uh lullabi com on

up now lullabi here has an act that's a

sensation I lay him in the aisle right

in the aisle oh boy can I hold him sure

careful Sunny I'm ruy easy well my

goodness a ventriloquist eh uh you know

my dear I feel that I should foster

budding Talent mhm uh I'm sure that you

and your friends will prove a valuable

addition to our little company in fact I

might even consider taking you with a

partnership uh but of course we'll

discuss that later well thanks Doc hey

how about getting out of here uh Timothy

take good care of Elmer I will he will

he'll watch out for him likely Poss my

dear very likely they

all we're all a people search me why

don't see a soul I'm afraid you're not

going to well I certainly don't

understand this my goodness look at all

these deserted buildings like an oil

town that boomed out a modern Ghost Town

golly I want to see any

ghosts I'm hungry well let's look around

and uh maybe we can find some grub

that's an

idea you stay here

hopa

well I don't think we're going to find

anything to eat in this place no howy

folks oh hello there just passing

through yes my friends ass afraid we

ain't got any of that but if you'd like

to have a bite to eat I would we we're

star I reckon I can fix you up with that

if you just come along with me to the

cafe well say not that's very kind of

you my good man oh that's all right glad

to help you it's just down here spell oh

yeah good

thing well here would be Ain very fancy

but I like it boy oh boy oh boy we're

going to eat

Qui sit right down folks we a got such a

to choose them but what we have is good

that's all

right what do you say to some nice thick

stick make mine rare mine plenty big

just smother M with I'm afraid we Plum

out of TS but we got some nice fresh

coffee and one fool is just baked one of

his Apple FES well sir that sounds

perfect my friend yes sir food for the

gods I'm a hungry I got eat a ghost try

it on those sides quiet Elmer listen

Elmer whenever that food comes in don't

eat too much you never see me make a hog

of myself now you're already

one WR fool I want you to meet some of

our guests I want you to take these book

has

ordered W fu is one of the best cooks in

the country yes sir I've had him with me

for

years WR F cook up some of them steaks

now and

hurry these folks is hungry yeah and

we're going to stay hungry I'm afraid

Elmer I knew it yes I knew it well e

honey folks if you'll excuse me hey hey

just a minute have you seen any mining

trucks around here lately mining trucks

yeah you mean with them big double

Wheels yeah that's right painted gray

did you see one like that yeah now let

me

see f a long ago around five

six maybe near seven

yep one of them big gray trucks drove

through here about

U 7 years ago

never mind just let it

go Plum slug nutty yes yes indeed

clearly a psychopathic

case Elmer I'm ashamed of you not damn

hry I want to eat well I want to get out

of here well we'll ride to the next town

and get some gas and groceries wait a

minute three of us in town one time

would be too much of a coincidence hey

that's

right uh you and Levi go why ash well

folks will have to stay in the hotel

tonight and I just thought that I could

get them settled mhm you

would well let's see what the inside of

this hotel looks like huh yes sure

that's a good idea come on timy hurry up

so long

long

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man

come stop loading those trucks and come

up here but El Paso's in a hurry for

their Sil you heard me stop load okay

you're the bo boss take it easy boys

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relax what she take a look down the

street hey them's the three Cowboys that

stopped at my place yesterday I thought

they answered your description there's

$5,000 award offer for them Birds Dead

or Alive let's take them wait I got a

better plan you drive over to Canyon

Springs tell the sheriff that you happen

to come through Cosmopolis and spotted

them yeah but suppose them other two

don't come back don't worry they'll come

back well they couldn't find a safer

place to hide than a ghost town like

this notifying the sheriff makes us good

law abiding citizens and adds 5,000 to

the treasure I get it I'll get going

right

away that's everything but the

gas

fat

homely Nutcracker jaw squint eye hook

say who the heck they think they're

talking about it's forgery or lney what

you say fgy that's what it is why he

ain't a bad looking hry at all

him and he's a real upstanding

intelligent looking man and he ain't fat

neither he's just a little muscle bound

you know him uh no uh but I seen him

once better keep your eyes peeled maybe

you can NAB off that

reward give me a gallon of gasoline

partner

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thanks Sunny here's your your

money I reckon you can use that reward

money yes indeed and get a lot of

pleasure out of stringing them up huh I

say hangin's too good for him

oh what do you made up for we got a

scram of talent pled with the reward

notices there they are Sheriff hey you

too come on

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man

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get your horse the sheriff's following

us with a posy here's your groceries get

back in the hotel what happened never

mind get back in the

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hotel

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that's what I call a close

shave old trick but it comes in handy

well let's give the horses a breather

and maybe one of you birds will tell me

just how this picnic

started

basted shattered utterly shattered my

faith in human

nature and to think that I trusted them

Desperados

$5,000

I suppose it was their horses that ran

out of gas I'll get the suitcases all

right then now listen here my dear child

you realize that we might have been

slaughtered by them Desperados and our

bones left to bleach out on the desert

wastes oh stop acting pop why they were

decent and kind to us risk their lives

to get us provisions and I don't care

what the Sheri said I don't believe

they're criminals neither do I sis I

think they're

swell my children both take after me

they're too

trusting

$5,000 oh

well

h H

shock hop shock come

here

poch come

here come

on wait a

minute get over there hopa get over

there now hold it hold

it come

on

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hold

you stay

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here

snap it up boys we're shoving off the

minute that fake doctor leaves town

don't you think it' be smart to layo for

a while a forget it no one suspects we

even exist let alone you kill the

Breakman and robed the silk

Express what was that Spight catch that

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kid go let me go where'd he come from

it's the Irving kid yeah he probably got

a ear forone you're the real robbers too

bad you up kid you're only a small boy

but you should learn to mind your own

business you'll have to take him along

and drop him off over the county line M

get a rope and tie him up now the rest

of you get ready to travel let me go let

me

go Al put the kid in the truck and don't

hurt him let me go let me

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go

all right boys let's

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go

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okay

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oh

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can't go home can't even show our faces

long enough to put in a phone call to

our

lawyers oh stop being so cheerful all

right Wise Guy suppose you tell me how

we're going to get out of this Jam too

early in the

morning how do you reckon that fell

Phillips happened to tip off the sheriff

that we was in cosmop why don't you ask

me an easy

one hey fellas there's a truck

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coming that truck looks like the same

kind those silk th were driving when

they held us up hey there's another

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truck there's a dog chasing

it it's Tim's police dog you're right it

is and that's Phillips driving let's

find out why that dog's chasing Phillips

come

on

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bur on honor Phillips it looks like

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trouble

he

the C hold

it Ali take care of fellas go try and

get the

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Kid

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all right Phillips The Joy ride's over

got

it take a look and see if Philip has

come

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he ain't in

sight slow down a little let him catch

up

with come on get out of

there come on HW

sha you fellas got here just in time

uhuh so at Hot Shot you know that crazy

fell well he ain't crazy after all he's

the leader of the silk robbers he went

ahead in that other truck if we want to

clear ourselves he's the man we got to

get hey lvi take care of Phillips will

you tcan let's get that other

truck Jimmy I got an idea come on Big

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Boy

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the only way to stop them is to plug

their

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tires CL two Cowboy step

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up I got a

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tire

maybe we'll collect that reward

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yet

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Hey

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look

Here Comes Phillips now remember no

funny

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business H in the back so where's

lullabot all right

boys

oh

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oh you stay right where you are

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where have you boys been why

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look