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New from Wraith Babes, the
hottest girls in nasty situations.
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♪ I have a dream ♪
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♪ A song to sing ♪
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♪ To help me cope with anything ♪
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♪ And my destination
makes it worthwhile ♪
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♪ Pushing through the darkness ♪
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♪ Still another mile ♪
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♪ I believe in angels ♪
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♪ Something good in everything I see ♪
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♪ I believe in angels ♪
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♪ When I know the time is right for me ♪
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♪ I'll cross the stream ♪
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♪ I have a dream ♪
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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Let's play Botherguts!
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Hey, come on!
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Three, two, one!
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Go! Whoo-hoo!
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Chuck her a bun!
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Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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Come on!
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That'd hurt!
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Brilliant!
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that
sometimes. Hang on.
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There's a little knob in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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Hmm. Oh, ah.
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Hmm. Licking my pussy.
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me. They may as
well have cut to a war crime!
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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He'll be in lemon and all before long!
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Selma Telse.
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♪ Destination! ♪
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Howie Mandelbrot.
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Toy Soldiers.
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Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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But they started here, like you.
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Putting their back into
giving back for a brighter now.
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Each paying their dues like
you, hoping to become a hot shot.
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♪ Pushing through the darkness. ♪
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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That wasn't good...
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... that was beyond incredible!
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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You decide the victors,
you control their fates,
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you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels ♪
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me... ♪
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New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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So let's view it.
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Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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Resume viewing.
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Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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Resume viewing.
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Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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Resume viewing.
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You are going to see it all.
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Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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Hey, what else were you
planning to do with that hand?
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You lick my pussy, baby.
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Oh, I turn you on!
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Oh!'
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Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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Hi, I'm Evie.
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new
lifestyle? Um, where do I start?
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I love choosing my own
clothes and I love gold.
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I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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and I love looking over outside.
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It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.
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Oh, nice outfit
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Suits you.
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Well, honesty is ruthless so
I suppose it's just honesty...
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ruthless honesty.
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♪ You can blame me ♪
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♪ Try to shame me ♪
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♪ Still long to have you ♪
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish ♪
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♪ They can't see you ♪
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♪ Like I can ♪
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♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
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♪ Who knows what love is ♪
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♪ Will understand ♪
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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Hey, regular user!
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New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.
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Select view...
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Dick.
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Detritus. Sorry.
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♪ Who knows what love is? ♪
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♪ We'll understand ♪
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♪ Any more ♪
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♪ Who knows what love is? ♪
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.
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Smart.
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Bing Manson.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person. I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit. It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one, you
end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there. It's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing so
no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay... you're good.
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The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it and
she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out for Hot Shot?
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Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't.
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And B) ... I don't have that clockage.
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time
is that? Six months?
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- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.
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I know people save and
stuff to get onto that stage
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and then there's what Selma
did. But, you know what?
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- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
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You've got 12 mil spare?
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My brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he...
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He died.
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He... He died last year,
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so it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months'
worth, but I've kept it.
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Why don't you spend it on you, then?
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And buy what? Some new
shoes for my doppel to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
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Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
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Buy one of those wall buddies.
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The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
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They guide your dreams, like gurus.
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It's amazing, really, what they can do.
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A mirror plug-in? That shows me
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how I look as a werewolf?
What's the point?
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- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...
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It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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What better to spend it on?
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You heard me singing in a toilet.
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Is that real?
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More than anything
that's happened all year.
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I can't take that kind
of clockage off someone.
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It's 12 mils, no way.
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Let me do this.
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I... I look around here, I just...
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I just want something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you. I'll
be able to force you.
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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Come on!
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
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Which proves acceptable.
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Thank God for that.
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Walking away now.
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You loon!
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I can live with it!
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I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.
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What?
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15?
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A flippin' joke...
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New from Wraith Babes.
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The hottest girls in
the nastiest situations.
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Oh, yeah! Ooh!
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
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I am doing this.
225
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I can't be doing this.
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Can you trade it back?
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The ticket?
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Don't be mad.
229
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It's a lot of pressure to
put someone under, you know.
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Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep them more
than a day, but there it is, anyway.
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It folds flat.
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So you can keep them in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know...
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something.
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Face the screen, please.
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Is he your Friends
And Family allocation?
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Hand, please.
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Oh!!
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That's not permanent, is it?
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Oh, no. Two months max.
246
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Round to the right,
and through the scanner.
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Where do we go now?
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You wait here.
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How long?
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So, what do we do?
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I don't know.
252
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Hey, hey, hey. Fuck off.
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Her with the dark hair?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
255
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Yup. OK. Move.
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They want to preview you.
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- What?
- Preview. Come on.
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- He's with me.
- Hand?
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Show me your hand.
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OK. You, too.
261
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That's not fair. She's
new. That's not fair.
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I don't pick the order.
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I've waited here all week,
and she's just walked in.
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Everyone will get seen
eventually. I don't pick the order.
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But I'm a good singer.
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I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
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00:29:09,658 --> 00:29:12,007
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!
268
00:29:13,076 --> 00:29:14,381
It's not fair!
269
00:29:20,194 --> 00:29:22,469
- Next lot.
- Stand there.
270
00:29:27,091 --> 00:29:29,608
Would you like to be
as big as Salma one day?
271
00:29:29,973 --> 00:29:32,837
Erm... Yeah, I mean...
272
00:29:32,862 --> 00:29:34,103
Could you say that
273
00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:36,701
as a self-contained
sentence into that screen?
274
00:29:39,223 --> 00:29:41,742
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Salma one day.
275
00:29:41,743 --> 00:29:43,702
OK. Proceed to stage area.
276
00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:45,833
Are we done?
277
00:29:48,868 --> 00:29:50,907
- Both performing?
- Just her.
278
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,541
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.
279
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,692
- Cuppliance?
- No, thanks.
280
00:29:55,817 --> 00:29:58,917
A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's
compulsory for all contestants.
281
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:01,459
More to the point, it'll
stop you puking with nerves.
282
00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:03,708
- She's got to perform.
- Well, mmm
283
00:30:04,131 --> 00:30:06,129
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
284
00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:12,736
Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass.
285
00:30:12,861 --> 00:30:14,285
Make the most of it.
286
00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,256
You can't get this stuff anywhere else.
287
00:30:16,703 --> 00:30:18,258
You OK? Yeah.
288
00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:19,568
You OK?
289
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,655
Yeah. Just, erm...
290
00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:28,776
I don't know. Things are
just wider apart. I'm fine.
291
00:30:29,581 --> 00:30:32,142
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
292
00:30:33,057 --> 00:30:34,463
Right. You're on.
293
00:30:52,221 --> 00:30:53,787
A little closer, please.
294
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,851
Little closer.
295
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,653
Into the light, love.
296
00:31:13,016 --> 00:31:16,224
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.
297
00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:19,232
What are you going to
do for us today, Abi?
298
00:31:19,817 --> 00:31:21,210
I'm going to sing.
299
00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:22,670
You speak up, love.
300
00:31:22,795 --> 00:31:24,141
We don't bite.
301
00:31:25,757 --> 00:31:27,063
I'm going to sing.
302
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:31,089
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?
303
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:34,346
Can you take off your top?
304
00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:36,350
I want to check out those titties.
305
00:31:36,475 --> 00:31:37,531
Woo-hoo-hoo!
306
00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:38,840
Oh!
307
00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:41,600
Come on. Mucho feranto.
308
00:31:42,998 --> 00:31:44,626
Ah! No titties?
309
00:31:45,432 --> 00:31:47,571
She says she's here to sing.
310
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,527
I got to see those titties, though.
311
00:31:50,652 --> 00:31:52,047
Come on, girl.
312
00:31:52,048 --> 00:31:53,393
I mean, damn!
313
00:31:53,418 --> 00:31:54,766
Heh-heh-heh.
314
00:31:55,127 --> 00:31:56,446
You hot.
315
00:31:56,923 --> 00:31:59,385
Please, just sing for us.
316
00:32:05,672 --> 00:32:06,977
♪ Anyone ♪
317
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,062
♪ Anyone ♪
318
00:32:12,778 --> 00:32:15,290
♪ You can blame me ♪
319
00:32:17,289 --> 00:32:19,803
♪ Try to shame me ♪
320
00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:23,803
♪ And still I'll care for you ♪
321
00:32:28,806 --> 00:32:31,193
♪ You can run around ♪
322
00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:35,080
♪ Even put me down ♪
323
00:32:35,642 --> 00:32:39,898
♪ Still I'll be there for you ♪
324
00:32:45,001 --> 00:32:50,451
♪ The world may think I'm foolish ♪
325
00:32:50,921 --> 00:32:54,373
♪ They can't see you ♪
326
00:32:55,171 --> 00:32:57,515
♪ Like I can ♪
327
00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:01,638
♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
328
00:33:02,991 --> 00:33:05,503
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
329
00:33:07,449 --> 00:33:11,464
♪ Will understand ♪
330
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:16,845
♪ Anyone ♪
331
00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:21,097
♪ Anyone ♪
332
00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:26,754
♪ I just feel so sorry ♪
333
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:33,713
♪ For the ones who pity me ♪
334
00:33:38,835 --> 00:33:40,154
♪ Anyone ♪
335
00:33:40,155 --> 00:33:42,873
♪ 'Cos they just don't know ♪
336
00:33:42,874 --> 00:33:43,913
♪ Anyone ♪
337
00:33:44,038 --> 00:33:49,650
♪ Oh, they don't know ♪
♪ What happiness and love can be ♪
338
00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:01,047
♪ I know I know to ever let you go ♪
339
00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:07,172
♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand ♪
340
00:34:07,944 --> 00:34:11,430
♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
341
00:34:12,471 --> 00:34:15,421
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
342
00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:21,867
♪ Will understand... ♪
343
00:34:22,711 --> 00:34:24,601
OK. I'm going to stop you there.
344
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,407
That was...
345
00:34:28,492 --> 00:34:29,717
without a doubt...
346
00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:36,187
probably the best piece of
singing we've had this season.
347
00:34:36,414 --> 00:34:38,366
Yes! Well done!
348
00:34:43,587 --> 00:34:44,896
Fair play.
349
00:34:48,191 --> 00:34:49,746
But I have to say...
350
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:53,735
No. No, no, no. I have to say,
351
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,901
actually,
352
00:34:55,915 --> 00:34:57,556
I'm with Rafe on this one.
353
00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:01,664
Good though your voice
is... and it is good.
354
00:35:02,176 --> 00:35:04,864
It's not the most magical
sound in the world.
355
00:35:04,865 --> 00:35:06,430
It's just... good.
356
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,478
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.
357
00:35:10,603 --> 00:35:13,102
Certainly not the guys in the audience.
358
00:35:13,387 --> 00:35:16,582
These looks you got going
on kind of get in the way.
359
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:19,355
Men will want you. Women will hate you.
360
00:35:19,664 --> 00:35:21,460
All the time you're on stage.
361
00:35:22,785 --> 00:35:24,537
Couldn't help picturing you.
362
00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:26,981
In an erotic scenario.
363
00:35:28,309 --> 00:35:30,709
Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.
364
00:35:34,581 --> 00:35:35,896
Right.
365
00:35:36,021 --> 00:35:37,705
You've got this pure beauty
366
00:35:38,364 --> 00:35:40,491
What seems to be a knockout figure.
367
00:35:41,186 --> 00:35:44,139
And this sort of interesting
innocence going on.
368
00:35:44,149 --> 00:35:46,599
That's something I think
Rafe's erotica channels
369
00:35:46,608 --> 00:35:48,259
could really play with.
370
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,778
Absolutely. That's what I thought
371
00:35:50,779 --> 00:35:52,178
the moment I saw you.
372
00:35:52,356 --> 00:35:53,658
The moment.
373
00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:57,538
I'd watch. I don't know
a man here who wouldn't.
374
00:35:57,539 --> 00:36:00,013
To be honest, some of
us girls might join you.
375
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,284
Get off me!
376
00:36:05,409 --> 00:36:06,725
Don't! Abi!
377
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,087
No! Abi! Abi!
378
00:36:10,212 --> 00:36:12,216
I don't think that's quite...
379
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:19,093
You will never have to
pedal again. Not one minute.
380
00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:22,281
We could really work with you.
381
00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:25,550
Last year we had
singers, singers, singers.
382
00:36:25,911 --> 00:36:27,113
So many singers.
383
00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:29,972
So, to be a singer you
have to be truly exceptional
384
00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:34,173
There's just no slots left
for an above average singer.
385
00:36:34,174 --> 00:36:36,893
Not for the next few
years, at least. Charity?
386
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,775
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
387
00:36:40,747 --> 00:36:42,948
Listen. We said, right from the start.
388
00:36:43,213 --> 00:36:45,648
We'll go with something
different this season.
389
00:36:45,773 --> 00:36:47,688
That's why he's on the panel!
390
00:36:48,371 --> 00:36:51,716
She would be a star on our stream.
391
00:36:52,261 --> 00:36:53,571
A star.
392
00:36:54,223 --> 00:36:55,528
On his...
393
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,610
You're furniture, at best.
394
00:36:58,611 --> 00:37:01,473
Forget about all the shame,
and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
395
00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:03,930
We medicate against that.
396
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,250
You will have pleasure forever.
397
00:37:06,548 --> 00:37:08,837
Realistically, sweetheart, it is that,
398
00:37:09,170 --> 00:37:10,476
or the bike.
399
00:37:13,925 --> 00:37:15,263
I, I don't think...
400
00:37:15,271 --> 00:37:17,291
This is starting to annoy me.
401
00:37:17,732 --> 00:37:20,840
Who do you think is
powering that spotlight?
402
00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:28,729
Millions of people. That's who.
403
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:31,390
All of them, out there, right now.
404
00:37:32,357 --> 00:37:34,570
Putting in an honest day on the bike,
405
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:37,057
while you stand in the
light they're generating
406
00:37:37,074 --> 00:37:38,240
and dither.
407
00:37:38,598 --> 00:37:39,902
You know what?
408
00:37:40,027 --> 00:37:44,033
They would give anything. Do
anything to be where you are now.
409
00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:46,010
Am I right?!
410
00:37:49,237 --> 00:37:52,495
You want to cock a snook at all
that, as though it's nothing.
411
00:37:54,287 --> 00:37:55,977
As though they're nothing.
412
00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:58,384
And that makes me sick.
413
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,007
But, you know what?
414
00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:04,234
Maybe you do belong on the bike.
415
00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,430
Because you don't seem to be
very willing to step off it.
416
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,558
I do want to.
417
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:12,900
We have a decision?
418
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:18,001
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
419
00:38:29,081 --> 00:38:32,399
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
420
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,399
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
421
00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,077
I suppose.
422
00:38:57,397 --> 00:38:59,876
Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on!
423
00:38:59,877 --> 00:39:01,182
Well done!
424
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:07,366
BACKGROUND CONVERSATION
425
00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:12,210
Best thing about my new lifestyle...
426
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,281
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
427
00:40:17,846 --> 00:40:19,621
Wraith treats me well.
428
00:40:21,413 --> 00:40:24,164
Oh, for Christ's sake!
429
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,483
I pay for this!
430
00:40:26,868 --> 00:40:30,000
I... pay... for... this!
431
00:40:30,336 --> 00:40:33,830
I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you!
432
00:40:35,524 --> 00:40:37,682
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
433
00:40:38,034 --> 00:40:40,884
Find your horizon and fuck off over it!
434
00:40:44,346 --> 00:40:45,700
It's a dream.
435
00:40:46,602 --> 00:40:48,052
I get to live...
436
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,749
in a...
437
00:40:50,122 --> 00:40:51,566
beautiful place.
438
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:53,714
And...
439
00:40:54,733 --> 00:40:56,052
wear lots of...
440
00:40:57,317 --> 00:40:58,623
beautiful things.
441
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,989
It's a dream.
442
00:41:28,517 --> 00:41:30,356
Insufficient funds.
443
00:41:30,602 --> 00:41:32,272
From Wraith Babes...
444
00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:33,598
C'mon, girl...
445
00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:36,743
... a Wraith Babes reality special.
446
00:41:37,676 --> 00:41:40,086
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Thelma one day.
447
00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:44,725
Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
448
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,470
to sing her heart out.
449
00:41:47,108 --> 00:41:50,179
♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪
450
00:41:50,304 --> 00:41:53,353
What happened next shocked them all.
451
00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:55,153
We could really work with you.
452
00:41:55,524 --> 00:41:56,880
Do we have a decision?
453
00:41:57,439 --> 00:42:00,868
Now, watch her stunning erotic debut...
454
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,251
No, no, no, no, no...
455
00:42:07,296 --> 00:42:09,071
So, who do we have here?
456
00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:11,191
I'm Abby.
457
00:42:11,807 --> 00:42:13,311
You were at Hot Shot.
458
00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:16,481
You were real impressive.
459
00:42:20,551 --> 00:42:22,270
Resume viewing!
460
00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:24,430
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!
461
00:42:24,431 --> 00:42:25,870
Resume viewing!
462
00:42:25,871 --> 00:42:27,189
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
463
00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:28,909
Resume viewing! Resume
viewing! Resume viewing!
464
00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:32,269
Resume viewing!
465
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:33,567
Look at you.
466
00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:35,986
All clean and shiny.
467
00:42:38,403 --> 00:42:40,695
Portal disabled during commercial.
468
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,947
You'll see everything.
469
00:42:43,072 --> 00:42:44,929
You'll see it all!
470
00:42:45,453 --> 00:42:47,045
Open your mouth.
471
00:42:47,455 --> 00:42:49,631
Open... take it in...
472
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:53,353
take it in... ahh... yeah...
473
00:42:53,478 --> 00:42:55,070
Aaarrghhh!
474
00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:59,506
No! No! No! No!
475
00:45:10,203 --> 00:45:13,249
The hottest girls...
476
00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:05,284
CRAZED LAUGHTER CONTINUES
477
00:48:50,843 --> 00:48:53,119
Could you stand aside, please?
478
00:48:56,008 --> 00:48:59,021
Come up into the back,
in front of me, please.
479
00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:00,682
Are you messin'?
480
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:08,912
A what-nic one?
481
00:49:09,699 --> 00:49:12,409
Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah!
482
00:49:13,942 --> 00:49:15,252
On it.
483
00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:19,225
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?
484
00:49:20,061 --> 00:49:21,556
You're a prick!
485
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:26,875
Next, lot.
486
00:49:27,878 --> 00:49:29,183
Stand there!
487
00:49:32,946 --> 00:49:34,846
So what are you, a magician?
488
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,055
An entertainer.
489
00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:41,338
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?
490
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:46,577
I'm an entertainer.
491
00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:54,313
Ah, before you go on, you
need to drink a Cuppliance.
492
00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:56,661
They give me one back
there. Really? Oh, OK.
493
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:59,696
Well, in that case, you are good to...
494
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,149
go.
495
00:50:15,669 --> 00:50:16,970
Who are you?
496
00:50:17,218 --> 00:50:18,614
Bing Madsen.
497
00:50:19,278 --> 00:50:21,106
What are you planning to do for us?
498
00:50:21,116 --> 00:50:22,418
What the fuck?!
499
00:50:22,494 --> 00:50:23,964
A sort of performance.
500
00:50:24,807 --> 00:50:26,293
A sort of performance?
501
00:50:26,363 --> 00:50:27,663
Yes.
502
00:50:27,788 --> 00:50:30,113
Mmm! Man of mystery!
503
00:50:30,773 --> 00:50:32,082
Hmm.
504
00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:36,984
I suppose we'd better see it.
505
00:50:37,581 --> 00:50:38,887
OK.
506
00:51:20,290 --> 00:51:21,572
Knob'ead!
507
00:51:21,847 --> 00:51:23,255
Fucking cock!
508
00:51:37,245 --> 00:51:40,792
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main
artery. Keep walking, you kill me.
509
00:51:44,663 --> 00:51:48,294
No-one stops me till I've said my
piece. Then you can do what you like.
510
00:51:48,303 --> 00:51:50,073
Man, just fucking kill yourself.
511
00:51:50,078 --> 00:51:53,762
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,
512
00:51:53,763 --> 00:51:55,842
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.
513
00:51:57,843 --> 00:51:59,152
Go on!
514
00:52:02,842 --> 00:52:04,641
I think we should let him speak.
515
00:52:06,002 --> 00:52:10,000
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!
516
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,880
Let's hear what he has to say.
517
00:52:17,828 --> 00:52:19,138
Well?
518
00:52:19,159 --> 00:52:20,517
Come on.
519
00:52:20,999 --> 00:52:23,498
Got our attention, as requested.
520
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,345
What do you want to say?
521
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,718
Have you prepared a speech, is that it?
522
00:52:34,690 --> 00:52:35,996
Speak!
523
00:52:36,001 --> 00:52:39,552
I haven't got a speech. I didn't
plan words. I didn't even try to...
524
00:52:39,553 --> 00:52:41,506
I just knew I had to get here,
525
00:52:41,507 --> 00:52:43,106
to stand here, and I
wanted you to listen.
526
00:52:43,107 --> 00:52:46,093
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,
527
00:52:46,097 --> 00:52:47,768
like you do the rest of the time.
528
00:52:47,774 --> 00:52:50,397
A face that you're feeling
instead of processing.
529
00:52:50,522 --> 00:52:53,195
You pull a face, and
poke it towards the stage,
530
00:52:53,196 --> 00:52:57,591
and we lah-di-dah, we sing
and dance and tumble around.
531
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,153
And all you see up
here, it's not people,
532
00:53:00,165 --> 00:53:02,674
you don't see people up
here, it's all fodder.
533
00:53:02,675 --> 00:53:05,139
And the faker the fodder,
the more you love it,
534
00:53:05,155 --> 00:53:07,833
because fake fodder's the
only thing that works any more.
535
00:53:07,834 --> 00:53:10,393
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.
536
00:53:10,394 --> 00:53:12,713
Real pain, real viciousness,
that, we can take.
537
00:53:12,714 --> 00:53:14,350
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
538
00:53:14,354 --> 00:53:17,272
We laugh ourselves feral,
because we've earned the right,
539
00:53:17,273 --> 00:53:19,791
we've done cell time and
he's slacking, the scum,
540
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,020
so ha-ha-ha at him!
541
00:53:21,035 --> 00:53:23,640
Because we're so out of
our minds with desperation,
542
00:53:23,641 --> 00:53:25,382
we don't know any better.
543
00:53:25,407 --> 00:53:27,871
All we know is fake
fodder and buying shit.
544
00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,671
That's how we speak to each other,
545
00:53:29,672 --> 00:53:31,920
how we express
ourselves, is buying shit.
546
00:53:31,944 --> 00:53:33,310
What, I have a dream?
547
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:37,616
The peak of our dreams is a new app
for our Dopple, it doesn't exist!
548
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,030
It's not even there!
549
00:53:39,031 --> 00:53:40,790
We buy shit that's not even there.
550
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,989
Show us something real and free
and beautiful. You couldn't.
551
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:45,469
Yeah? It'd break us.
552
00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:47,069
We're too numb for it.
553
00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:48,549
I might as well choke.
554
00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:50,588
It's only so much wonder we can bear.
555
00:53:50,589 --> 00:53:52,113
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
556
00:53:52,114 --> 00:53:54,273
you dole it out in meagre portions.
557
00:53:54,281 --> 00:53:56,616
Only then until it's
augmented, packaged, and
558
00:53:56,628 --> 00:53:59,143
pumped through 10,000
preassigned filters
559
00:53:59,150 --> 00:54:02,187
till it's nothing more than a
meaningless series of lights,
560
00:54:02,188 --> 00:54:05,587
while we ride day in
day out, going where?
561
00:54:06,471 --> 00:54:07,788
Powering what?
562
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,573
All tiny cells and tiny
screens and bigger cells
563
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:13,351
and bigger screens and fuck you!
564
00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:16,659
Fuck you, that's what it boils down to.
565
00:54:17,368 --> 00:54:20,905
Fuck you for sitting there
and slowly making things worse.
566
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:24,464
Fuck you and your spotlight
and your sanctimonious faces.
567
00:54:24,465 --> 00:54:26,744
Fuck you all for thinking the one thing
568
00:54:26,745 --> 00:54:28,984
I came close to never meant anything.
569
00:54:29,697 --> 00:54:33,916
For oozing around it and crushing
it into a bone, into a joke.
570
00:54:33,924 --> 00:54:37,383
One more ugly joke in
a kingdom of millions.
571
00:54:37,898 --> 00:54:39,831
Fuck you for happening.
572
00:54:41,223 --> 00:54:44,298
Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone.
573
00:54:44,316 --> 00:54:45,622
Fuck you!
574
00:55:07,615 --> 00:55:10,164
That was, without a doubt,
575
00:55:11,997 --> 00:55:15,851
the most heartfelt thing
I've seen on this stage
576
00:55:16,384 --> 00:55:18,125
since Hotshot began!
577
00:55:23,609 --> 00:55:24,916
Brilliant!
578
00:55:25,341 --> 00:55:26,562
You...
579
00:55:27,261 --> 00:55:30,297
you're so articulating something we all,
580
00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:32,972
and I mean everyone in this hall,
581
00:55:33,354 --> 00:55:35,416
something we all agree on.
582
00:55:35,891 --> 00:55:38,616
Even though we may not
comprehend all of it.
583
00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:42,098
I think I'm right in
saying we do feel it.
584
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:44,771
Even me.
585
00:55:44,896 --> 00:55:47,411
I know you've got me
down as this creature.
586
00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:49,785
You know, hey...
587
00:55:51,312 --> 00:55:53,489
I get where you're coming from.
588
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:56,043
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.
589
00:55:56,068 --> 00:55:58,051
It's truth. Am I right?
590
00:56:00,113 --> 00:56:03,653
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.
591
00:56:04,374 --> 00:56:05,683
And you're right.
592
00:56:05,979 --> 00:56:09,510
Authenticity is in
woefully short supply.
593
00:56:11,754 --> 00:56:13,809
I'd like to hear you talk again.
594
00:56:17,212 --> 00:56:18,522
How so?
595
00:56:19,101 --> 00:56:21,588
The slot on one of my streams
596
00:56:22,569 --> 00:56:24,982
where you can talk just like that.
597
00:56:28,392 --> 00:56:31,339
I'd watch it. It was such great passion.
598
00:56:33,789 --> 00:56:37,110
He's a'right. You're a
little hot there, bud.
599
00:56:37,871 --> 00:56:40,171
That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick.
600
00:56:40,569 --> 00:56:41,887
What do you say?
601
00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,688
30 minutes twice a week?
602
00:56:47,048 --> 00:56:51,588
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
603
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:57,034
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
604
00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:02,166
Do it, do it, do it!
605
00:57:02,167 --> 00:57:03,846
Do it, do it, do it!
606
00:57:03,847 --> 00:57:05,565
Go on, you bastard.
607
00:57:05,566 --> 00:57:09,565
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
608
00:57:10,939 --> 00:57:12,393
Beats the bike.
609
00:57:12,845 --> 00:57:14,258
Certainly does.
610
00:57:30,323 --> 00:57:34,322
We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate
611
00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:38,321
till he hit 17 stone and he's
here today to try and beat us
612
00:57:38,638 --> 00:57:41,281
on Botherguts!
613
00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:43,897
Keep going.
614
00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:49,476
♪ They wept awhile ♪
615
00:57:50,325 --> 00:57:53,600
♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪
616
00:57:53,761 --> 00:57:59,075
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
617
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,386
You have the magnetism of a towel.
618
00:58:01,387 --> 00:58:03,198
I don't ever want to look at you again.
619
00:58:03,759 --> 00:58:06,798
I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love.
620
00:58:07,063 --> 00:58:10,346
You came across as
fundamentally unlikeable
621
00:58:10,371 --> 00:58:12,837
and really quite worthless.
622
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,393
You could fill that pussy with
honey and I still wouldn't fuck it.
623
00:58:17,518 --> 00:58:20,663
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
624
00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:22,556
'Cos this is my destiny
625
00:58:22,784 --> 00:58:24,711
and I can sing, fu... !
626
00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:29,997
Like that, don't you, Harry?
627
00:58:30,838 --> 00:58:32,155
Ah-huh.
628
00:58:32,156 --> 00:58:33,515
Say it.
629
00:58:34,129 --> 00:58:35,434
Yeah.
630
00:58:36,915 --> 00:58:40,914
15,000 new wardrobe options
631
00:58:41,001 --> 00:58:42,638
launched last week alone.
632
00:58:43,527 --> 00:58:47,513
It effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time
633
00:58:47,638 --> 00:58:50,193
in your cell before
you explore an afterlife
634
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,938
which doesn't exist anyway.
635
00:58:52,299 --> 00:58:55,777
With any luck, it'll take your
mind off those saddle sores, eh?
636
00:58:57,293 --> 00:58:59,170
You know the only thing stopping me
637
00:58:59,171 --> 00:59:01,092
from slashing myself open right now?
638
00:59:03,201 --> 00:59:05,116
I might not die right away.
639
00:59:05,128 --> 00:59:07,306
And before I went, they'd find a way
640
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:09,491
to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver,
641
00:59:09,492 --> 00:59:12,448
20,000 merits for
swabbing the walls clean.
642
00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:13,759
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
643
00:59:14,967 --> 00:59:16,409
hang on in there
644
00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:18,022
if you must.
645
00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:26,409
We're all in this together they say.
646
00:59:26,410 --> 00:59:27,720
Yeah, right.
647
00:59:30,089 --> 00:59:31,497
Farewell for ever.
648
00:59:34,209 --> 00:59:35,914
Till the same time next week.
649
00:59:40,252 --> 00:59:41,561
Stream off-line.
650
01:00:16,664 --> 01:00:17,969
♪ Anyone ♪
651
01:00:20,398 --> 01:00:21,790
♪ Anyone ♪
652
01:00:24,123 --> 01:00:25,436
♪ Anyone ♪
653
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,526
♪ Anyone ♪
654
01:00:31,505 --> 01:00:34,091
♪ You can blame me ♪
655
01:00:35,272 --> 01:00:37,808
♪ Try to shame me ♪
656
01:00:37,933 --> 01:00:42,440
♪ And still I'll care for you ♪
657
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,222
♪ You can run around ♪
658
01:00:50,926 --> 01:00:53,412
♪ Even put me down ♪
659
01:00:53,761 --> 01:00:57,878
♪ Still I'll be there for you ♪
660
01:01:02,798 --> 01:01:08,596
♪ The world may think I'm foolish ♪
661
01:01:08,956 --> 01:01:11,823
♪ They can't see you ♪
662
01:01:12,977 --> 01:01:15,924
♪ Like I can ♪
663
01:01:16,517 --> 01:01:22,516
♪ Oh, but anyone who
knows what love is ♪
664
01:01:25,356 --> 01:01:30,220
♪ Will understand ♪
665
01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:35,274
♪ Anyone ♪
666
01:01:37,742 --> 01:01:39,271
♪ Anyone ♪
667
01:01:39,731 --> 01:01:43,797
♪ Oh, they'll understand ♪
668
01:01:45,633 --> 01:01:46,943
♪ Anyone ♪
669
01:01:46,956 --> 01:01:51,482
♪ If they try love
they'll understand... ♪
670
01:01:51,483 --> 01:01:56,483
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