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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Er, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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That is correct.
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I'm Susannah,
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Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place you... er...
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cannot find, held by
one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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Prime Minister Michael Callow my life...
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... my life depends on you.
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If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...
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... I will be executed.
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Please.
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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At 4pm this afternoon,
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Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and... No!
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On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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The video ends with
a series of technical
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specifications for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what... ? Who... ?
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We're checking with embedded
operatives, compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this... ?
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We can't. There's no e-mail
address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding
Susannah. We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't
care. We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread? How many people have seen this?
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We take down one, six
clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice
out and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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Oh! For... fucking internet!
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So what now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin
territory, Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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... And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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No way. It's a piss
take, man. Look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why this is on the news?
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... Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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closes three weeks ahead of schedule...
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How do we describe
it? "An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering
it. How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage is
pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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Oh, God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika, update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone
call. Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by
shit-all! UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows
his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different
face mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to
know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the
major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened
yourself or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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If we all do it more, there'll
be less waste lying around...
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!
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Some major breaking news here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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It's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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appears to depict the
princess pleading for her life.
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The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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involving the Prime Minister, and
a detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up potential suspects...
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... across the nation.
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... This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man! Just saying.
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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
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... only five hours away,
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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.
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It's a day like no other.
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The kidnap video has been
watched by over 18 million people.
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Social networking sites are a...
buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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the nation is voicing its opinion.
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I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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I couldn't bear to watch that.
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I won't be tuning in. Just
thinking about it is horrible.
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That's disgusting. It is disgusting.
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It is disgusting but... after
that, he's gonna be hero.
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People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.
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We've been squeezing
hard, but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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Truro.
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- Why are you lying?
- What?
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You're lying!
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Truro? Jesus!
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I don't want you worrying.
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You've never patronised
me. Don't start now.
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Whoever this is, is insane.
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And has a princess.
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We'll get through this.
261
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,875
Not any princess... the princess.
262
00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:08,739
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
263
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,979
I won't have to do anything.
264
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,530
Everyone's laughing at us.
265
00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:14,613
You don't know that.
266
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,229
I know people.
267
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,931
We love humiliation.
268
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,151
I can not laugh
269
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,447
Nothing is going to happen.
270
00:15:20,477 --> 00:15:22,430
It's already happening in their heads.
271
00:15:23,616 --> 00:15:28,215
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
272
00:15:32,523 --> 00:15:33,896
Please!
273
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,099
Jane.
274
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:41,833
I love you.
275
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:44,493
What?
276
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,330
Palace on the phone, sir.
277
00:15:46,331 --> 00:15:48,368
Get Alex to stall them.
278
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,408
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
279
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,209
"Her"?
280
00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:54,696
It's the Queen herself.
281
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:58,670
Go on.
282
00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:11,269
As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath...
283
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:12,855
waiting to discover where the princess
284
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,573
Would they use a female pig?
285
00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:16,315
It's on the list.
286
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:19,282
List of rules, specifies
camera angles and things.
287
00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:20,744
Like dogme 95.
288
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,145
It's not like Dogme 95.
289
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:23,247
Exactly that.
290
00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:24,638
What's Dogme 95?
291
00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:25,999
Cinematic movement.
292
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,301
Lars von Trier.
293
00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:28,567
Oh...
294
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:31,188
Rules for a director...
no background music,
295
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,787
only natural light, for authenticity.
296
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:38,835
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
297
00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:41,862
I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
298
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,385
A new form of terrorism...
299
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:48,893
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
300
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:51,524
That's the point! Make love to a pig!
301
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:53,165
Make love?
302
00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:56,990
Steer them away from the grisly details.
303
00:16:56,991 --> 00:16:59,950
Let's not dwell on any of the details.
304
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:03,389
This is already a huge
national talking point.
305
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,787
Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?
306
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,827
How's Her Majesty taking it?
307
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,050
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
308
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,626
And we are.
309
00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:18,744
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
310
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:22,583
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
311
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,899
I thought it was untraceable.
312
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:27,745
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
313
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:31,662
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
314
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,869
Algorithm.
315
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:38,341
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
316
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,513
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
317
00:17:41,568 --> 00:17:45,784
of precisely 57.3 meg in the
minutes leading up to 3:16,
318
00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:48,503
and the closest I can get is a postcode.
319
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,456
It came from somewhere in there.
320
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,611
Looks like a campus.
321
00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:55,575
Yeah. Closed 2010.
322
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,255
It's been empty since.
323
00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:59,333
Latest I-sat image on this area?
324
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:02,614
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
325
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,342
Looks like it had lights on.
326
00:18:07,874 --> 00:18:10,982
We got him. We got him.
327
00:18:11,097 --> 00:18:14,183
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
328
00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:17,535
With helmet-cam relay. We
can watch the operation.
329
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,401
Press office, OK, Tom?
330
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,321
Yes!
331
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,945
Right. Confident?
332
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:33,105
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but
with finessing it should be OK.
333
00:18:33,106 --> 00:18:36,425
Finesse quickly. Our
performer's on his way.
334
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:46,981
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
335
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:48,981
You seen any of my films?
336
00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:49,876
No.
337
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:52,866
I'm pretty trad... bish,
bash, bosh. In, out.
338
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,523
Yeah, well...
339
00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:56,858
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
340
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,149
There won't be any invoicing.
341
00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:01,374
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
342
00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:05,775
Need to prep two statements
343
00:19:05,776 --> 00:19:07,254
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
344
00:19:07,255 --> 00:19:08,479
Rescue operation?
345
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:11,431
Goon squad's heading for
postcode in Buckinghamshire.
346
00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:15,575
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
347
00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:42,606
Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...
348
00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,966
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
349
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,245
AKA, Rod Senseless.
350
00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:48,717
Stage name.
351
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,043
Yeah. Well...
352
00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:55,163
You need to get into this.
353
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,011
Is there a dressing room I can use?
354
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,363
No.
355
00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,281
Where's my co-star?
356
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,587
Be rude not to give
her a kiss beforehand.
357
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,945
Outside in the truck.
358
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,687
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
359
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,598
You also need to wear
this... on your head.
360
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,204
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
361
00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:26,549
OK.
362
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,515
Target identified.
363
00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:29,727
Commissioner. Thank you.
364
00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:31,251
So, team red...
365
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:32,446
Any orders, boss?
366
00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,703
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
367
00:20:34,742 --> 00:20:36,141
before you proceed.
368
00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:38,419
With the 4pm deadline three hours away,
369
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,276
time is running out for
the Prime Minister...
370
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,149
They got in, yeah?
371
00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:53,609
Do you think I'd be here if they had?
372
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:57,093
We've got statements for either outcome.
373
00:21:00,786 --> 00:21:02,652
Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.
374
00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:04,449
Can't think about coverage now!
375
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,387
But it's on-side?
376
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,886
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
377
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,792
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
378
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,659
captor, outrage at the
whole thing, but not at you.
379
00:21:25,135 --> 00:21:28,422
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
380
00:21:28,859 --> 00:21:31,938
the public anticipates non-compliance.
381
00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:36,146
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
382
00:21:36,178 --> 00:21:40,326
but it's not "England expects".
383
00:21:45,766 --> 00:21:50,924
If he kills her, there's no
blood on your hands. Bottom line.
384
00:21:54,612 --> 00:22:00,007
With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
385
00:22:00,179 --> 00:22:02,569
Joining us is actress Lydia...
386
00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,408
Thought this was coming from IB7.
387
00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:07,474
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
388
00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:10,167
Twinkle tits from?
389
00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:14,325
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
390
00:22:14,326 --> 00:22:16,471
This came for you, left at reception.
391
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:19,365
Courier dropped it off.
392
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,884
Know how to plug this in?
393
00:22:32,962 --> 00:22:35,480
Jack, call the police. Take it!
394
00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:37,640
Get someone to shoot that first.
395
00:22:37,641 --> 00:22:39,679
What the fuck is this?
396
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,506
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.
397
00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:56,394
Some more breaking news,
398
00:22:56,395 --> 00:23:00,394
and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
399
00:23:00,395 --> 00:23:03,913
has been delivered to
UKN, along with a video
400
00:23:03,914 --> 00:23:08,231
apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
401
00:23:08,419 --> 00:23:12,100
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard...
402
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,671
Fucking hell!
403
00:23:14,014 --> 00:23:18,318
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
404
00:23:18,459 --> 00:23:19,828
Yes, he fucking has!
405
00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:22,148
... Which contained a statement
406
00:23:22,232 --> 00:23:26,506
accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
407
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,921
This grim development comes just hours
408
00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:31,085
before the 4PM deadline...
409
00:23:34,425 --> 00:23:36,025
Jesus!
410
00:23:41,264 --> 00:23:44,542
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
411
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:47,582
no visual trickery in his
original demand, didn't he?
412
00:23:48,247 --> 00:23:49,551
I considered it necessary...
413
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:50,887
Considered it necessary.
414
00:23:50,911 --> 00:23:52,216
To divise...
415
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,949
FUCKING HELL!
416
00:23:59,923 --> 00:24:01,232
- Mike... !
- Don't!
417
00:24:01,264 --> 00:24:02,582
It's nor...
418
00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:05,688
One word, I swear I will fucking... !
419
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,425
What did you do, Alex?
420
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,152
I had a back-up plan.
421
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:25,142
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
422
00:24:25,143 --> 00:24:27,408
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
423
00:24:27,451 --> 00:24:29,009
You actually thought that would work?
424
00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:30,493
I believed it worth considering.
425
00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,289
Then you're a stupid bitch.
426
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:34,768
With your interest at heart.
427
00:24:34,949 --> 00:24:36,163
Who knew about this?
428
00:24:36,503 --> 00:24:40,130
A select few. It seems
some idiot at the studio
429
00:24:40,177 --> 00:24:42,630
recognised our designated performer,
430
00:24:42,728 --> 00:24:45,988
Tweeted a photo and the
online hivemind did the maths.
431
00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:47,598
It's not playing well.
432
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,534
With who?
433
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:53,985
With, er... anyone.
434
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:58,086
A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
435
00:24:58,118 --> 00:25:00,718
with only 28% of the public believing
436
00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:03,522
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
437
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,772
In the wake of these images,
438
00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:10,743
and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
439
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,362
It'll be humiliating, but
nothing compared to her suffering.
440
00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,909
With the appearance of finger...
441
00:25:15,955 --> 00:25:17,064
He's just got to do it.
442
00:25:17,088 --> 00:25:17,971
Yes, he has to do it.
443
00:25:17,986 --> 00:25:19,375
What's the alternative?
444
00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:22,288
We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
445
00:25:22,328 --> 00:25:23,719
Of course...
446
00:25:23,765 --> 00:25:27,354
If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
447
00:25:27,355 --> 00:25:30,763
Online polls suggest that 86% of voters
448
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,433
now believe the demand should be met.
449
00:25:33,434 --> 00:25:35,433
Damon Brown...
450
00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:40,230
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
451
00:25:40,231 --> 00:25:41,352
They need time...
452
00:25:41,353 --> 00:25:43,310
No more pissing around.
453
00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:44,711
Julian's advising against...
454
00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:48,548
I'm advising for. They
go in now. They go in now.
455
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:07,624
Where's my obit VT?
456
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:12,063
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
457
00:26:12,064 --> 00:26:13,608
I'd say bullshit.
458
00:26:13,662 --> 00:26:15,620
Then you'd be wrong.
459
00:26:17,106 --> 00:26:18,646
Have you got a crew with you?
460
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,277
I'm not stupid.
461
00:26:21,256 --> 00:26:22,637
Malaika?
462
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,308
Hello?
463
00:26:38,657 --> 00:26:40,255
Are you getting this?
464
00:26:40,256 --> 00:26:43,135
Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger.
465
00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,053
Still getting this?
466
00:26:51,054 --> 00:26:54,452
Yeah. Just stay safe,
Malaika. Be careful!
467
00:27:10,408 --> 00:27:12,327
If this doesn't work...
468
00:27:13,452 --> 00:27:15,447
we need...
469
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,759
Armed police! Lay down on the
floor! Lay down on the floor!
470
00:27:46,521 --> 00:27:48,717
Move!
471
00:27:52,597 --> 00:27:54,236
Fuck!
472
00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:02,486
It's a decoy.
473
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:07,283
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
474
00:28:07,355 --> 00:28:08,603
Jesus!
475
00:28:08,632 --> 00:28:09,908
They're looking right at her!
476
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:11,384
They can't see her.
477
00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:12,627
Malaika, make sure they can't...
478
00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:14,257
Stay down! Don't move!
479
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,349
Run, Malaika! Run!
480
00:28:23,989 --> 00:28:26,147
Get out of there. Come on!
481
00:28:26,148 --> 00:28:28,107
Armed police!
482
00:28:36,585 --> 00:28:37,930
Is it him?
483
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,952
Where the fuck is Jack?
484
00:28:40,983 --> 00:28:43,742
Advance! Advance! Advance!
485
00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,806
Get down!
486
00:28:48,902 --> 00:28:51,739
Get down!
487
00:28:51,788 --> 00:28:55,985
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
488
00:28:56,018 --> 00:28:57,299
- You press?
- Yes.
489
00:28:59,019 --> 00:29:01,377
There goes your RTS Award.
490
00:29:01,378 --> 00:29:03,457
There must be something.
491
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,286
There's nothing there, Mike.
492
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:05,617
There'll be a clue. Some evidence.
493
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,657
We've done all we can.
494
00:29:06,658 --> 00:29:09,095
You rescued mannequin.
495
00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,003
I'm sorry, Michael...
496
00:29:10,027 --> 00:29:11,130
Fuck off, Julian!
497
00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:12,793
20 past three. We're out of time.
498
00:29:12,798 --> 00:29:14,785
We're not out of time!
499
00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:16,909
We're not out of time.
500
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:34,648
It's not going to happen.
501
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:35,167
To the public...
502
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:36,049
Fuck the public!
503
00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:40,927
To the public, this would be one
man of questionable popularity
504
00:29:40,928 --> 00:29:43,167
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
505
00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:45,406
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
506
00:29:45,407 --> 00:29:48,321
If she isn't, he'll kill
her and upload the video.
507
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:52,984
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
508
00:29:52,985 --> 00:29:57,303
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
509
00:29:57,304 --> 00:30:00,423
I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.
510
00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:05,026
The polling bears that out.
511
00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:12,259
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
512
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:17,377
The public, the Palace and
the Party insist on compliance.
513
00:30:17,385 --> 00:30:18,637
Fuck the Party!
514
00:30:18,646 --> 00:30:21,423
Refuse, and I've been advised
515
00:30:21,457 --> 00:30:24,056
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
516
00:30:25,997 --> 00:30:27,698
Or that of your family.
517
00:30:29,572 --> 00:30:31,283
But...
518
00:30:40,938 --> 00:30:43,154
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
519
00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,470
I can't...
520
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,317
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
521
00:30:56,567 --> 00:31:00,046
Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.
522
00:31:00,047 --> 00:31:03,885
As we see the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
523
00:31:03,886 --> 00:31:05,592
He's got to do it.
524
00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:07,717
The world's bloody broken.
525
00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:11,803
... Appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
526
00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:47,847
We've ratified the
law... after midnight,
527
00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:52,067
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
528
00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:59,413
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
529
00:31:59,414 --> 00:32:02,314
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
530
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:08,348
... When public opinion
has very much hardened,
531
00:32:08,349 --> 00:32:11,812
following the delivery of
the princess's severed finger.
532
00:32:12,362 --> 00:32:16,427
As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
533
00:32:16,466 --> 00:32:19,344
watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
534
00:32:19,345 --> 00:32:24,224
Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...
535
00:32:24,225 --> 00:32:27,903
"Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
536
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,662
in what was a matter of life or death."
537
00:32:31,092 --> 00:32:33,891
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
538
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,501
OK. Yeah.
539
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,095
Everything prepared?
540
00:32:39,151 --> 00:32:40,226
Yes, ma'am.
541
00:32:40,257 --> 00:32:41,414
It's sedated?
542
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,833
Injection. It's docile.
543
00:32:51,457 --> 00:32:53,777
It's time to go in now.
544
00:32:59,535 --> 00:33:01,653
... An unprecedented nature.
545
00:33:01,654 --> 00:33:03,916
This is an official announcement.
546
00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:05,400
In a few minutes,
547
00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:08,716
the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
548
00:33:11,252 --> 00:33:16,530
... in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
549
00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:20,302
Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal
550
00:33:20,311 --> 00:33:21,396
at midnight.
551
00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:25,049
All viewers are advised to turn
off their televisions immediately.
552
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,846
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
553
00:34:02,235 --> 00:34:04,211
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
554
00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:06,398
You'll have to keep going...
555
00:34:09,436 --> 00:34:12,516
you'll have to see
it through to the end.
556
00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:19,672
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
557
00:34:19,673 --> 00:34:21,673
get into trouble.
558
00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:27,919
The suggestion we're
getting from psychologists
559
00:34:27,976 --> 00:34:30,737
is that you should take
as long as you need.
560
00:34:33,430 --> 00:34:37,348
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
561
00:34:37,349 --> 00:34:39,589
or even enjoyment.
562
00:34:52,945 --> 00:34:55,490
It's just a skeleton crew inside.
563
00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:58,089
Closed set.
564
00:35:43,691 --> 00:35:44,931
There he is!
565
00:35:49,290 --> 00:35:54,351
I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.
566
00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:05,246
I...
567
00:36:11,482 --> 00:36:13,331
I love my wife.
568
00:36:17,047 --> 00:36:18,665
May God forgive me.
569
00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:40,835
Oh, no!
570
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:21,529
Jesus! Poor bastard!
571
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,967
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
572
00:38:25,968 --> 00:38:28,328
It's history, this.
573
00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:30,750
We've got her. Susannah.
574
00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:31,671
They released her?
575
00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:34,508
Stumbling about in the city.
576
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:38,001
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
577
00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:39,337
But her finger?
578
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,387
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
579
00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:42,393
What?
580
00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:47,713
There is one other thing. There's
a CCTV grab of her from half three.
581
00:39:47,759 --> 00:39:51,944
It seems he let her go 30
minutes before it happened.
582
00:39:53,116 --> 00:39:54,500
Why?
583
00:39:54,649 --> 00:39:56,157
My guess...
584
00:39:56,274 --> 00:39:57,758
he knew everyone would be elsewhere
585
00:39:57,813 --> 00:40:00,015
watching screens.
586
00:40:01,455 --> 00:40:03,066
So it's a statement.
587
00:40:03,113 --> 00:40:04,478
Ma'am?
588
00:40:04,493 --> 00:40:07,613
That's what this was all
about, making a point.
589
00:40:08,021 --> 00:40:09,500
Should we, er... ?
590
00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:11,569
Lose that page of the report.
591
00:40:11,866 --> 00:40:14,139
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
592
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,139
Of course.
593
00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:27,189
Good news, Michael.
594
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:30,860
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
595
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:26,719
On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
596
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,838
an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
597
00:41:30,839 --> 00:41:33,985
at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
598
00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:35,275
Here I go.
599
00:41:35,297 --> 00:41:36,377
OK.
600
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:39,304
Oh!
601
00:41:40,203 --> 00:41:43,904
The other central figure in
events was also before the camera
602
00:41:43,975 --> 00:41:46,314
at last night's Children
Of Valour Awards.
603
00:41:46,315 --> 00:41:49,113
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
604
00:41:49,114 --> 00:41:50,996
since announcing her pregnancy.
605
00:41:51,582 --> 00:41:55,871
It was one year ago that the
Turner Prize-winning artist,
606
00:41:55,872 --> 00:41:57,206
Carlton Bloom,
607
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,517
coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
608
00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:06,915
As the anniversary arrived, one
art critic caused controversy
609
00:42:06,946 --> 00:42:10,947
by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
610
00:42:11,439 --> 00:42:15,277
While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
611
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,546
with a global audience of 1.3 billion,
612
00:42:17,608 --> 00:42:20,122
it was an event in which
we all participated.
613
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:23,425
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
614
00:42:23,504 --> 00:42:27,783
who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
615
00:42:27,891 --> 00:42:30,212
Damon Brown, UKN.
616
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:36,501
Jane.
617
00:42:37,695 --> 00:42:39,335
Jane, please.
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