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And now...
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For the highlight of this evening's entertainment...
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Mr. Billionaire Bruce!
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Now Bruce...
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...you have been kind enough to grow your hair out for the last 6 months.
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And you're going to donate your hair for charity this evening?
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That's right, Felicity.
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I'm giving my scalp for Gothard City.
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And here to do the honor with her new golden scissors...
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...and the newly crowned, Miss Gothard City!
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Come on down, beautiful.
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Faith....
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...Hope...
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...and Change.
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Hee, hee, hee!
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Wow! What do you guys think about that?
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And the greatest star....
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...is...destruction!
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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So, the telethon was a great success.
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It was, Bruce.
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Is everything OK?
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Yeah....
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I thought I hear something.
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When are we going to get there?
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I know. We'll be seeing you guys.
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[Laughs]
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What's that? Oh, how cute!
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The entertainment is here.
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That's right....!
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So beautiful! [Laughs]
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Sister! Sister!
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I knew!
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Jay do it again.
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Oh, you are so demanding.
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But again....
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Yyoouuuu pretty little rich girls.
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With your daddy's millions and your fancy cars...
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Think about it
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The clown....
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You know, behind this mask you just think about the sadness, pain...
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You want to see behind the mask?
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Yeah!
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, yeah, you see....
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Security check.
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While I was squirting you, I was giving you a little taste....
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...of my laughing gas compound.
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Which means that right about now...you're feeling paralyzed!
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[Laughs]
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I forgot to say...
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?
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Cause I'm bad!
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Think we'll be done loading soon?
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Yeah, we'll it's a quiet night.
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Quiet as a grave.
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[Gunshots]
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Are you gonna be supervising the shipment tonight? I don't know. I swear!
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I don't know!
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Hey, would you look at that?
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A lot of secrecy and fire power for a bunch of teddy bears.
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Look inside, dude.
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That's what this caper is about....
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Now, put it back, will you?
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Say you hear something?
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Just you whining....
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Come on. We got a shipment. We got to get it downtown.
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I'm sure there's something.
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[Gunshots]
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Tell your boss, no more drugs!
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Gothard City is protected tonight...tomorrow night...
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...and every night!
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Now go!
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Help!
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Help! Is anyone out there! Help us!
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You're a fucking hero! You rescued us.
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...not even a mirror!
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You two sky birds look unharmed, so...
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...Wait!...
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Yeah, come on. Why don't you give us some bat love!
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We do that for special girls!
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Well, I guess I better spread my bat wings!
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Thank you, bat fuck! Yeah, thank you.
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Have a safe flight ladies.
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Eenee, meenee, miinee, mo...
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Catch a by the ...
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That's not right.
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Just let me go. What are you going to do to me?
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Just a minute. OK? Daddy's busy.
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[Laughs]
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Friends. There's only one item on the agenda today.
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Yeah. The Bat!
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Another shipment gone down this week.
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Gothard City....or Disneyland. [Laughs]
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Why not?
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How about......
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...the best of both? [Laughs]
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I must've left my manners in the laundry this morning.
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See....I'm....
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...the Joker.
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Seems to me that you guys have a little problem with the Bat.
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So why don't I show you what I made earlier! [Laughs]
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Ow!
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Now normally this feisty little superhero...
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...would be flashing in through the skylight, right?
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Right!
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Putting all your asses in jail
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But, now she's as docile as a peach...
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Give her another little shot of my laughing gas! [Laughs]
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Now you see how friendly she can get?
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If you wanna get the Bat...what you need is something....
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...to put out his little Bat signal. Right? Right?!
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You need something to put his wings in a flap!
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What's the deal, Joker?
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I'm gonna use my laughing gas to put the Bat permanently out of commission!
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I'll do it for half.
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50%.
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[Laughs]
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No hard feelings.
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Before we conclude our negotiation...
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...I suggest you try before you....
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...try it before you buy it!
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[Laughing]
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Let's negotiate.
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So guys, go out there and make some Bat pie.
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[Laughs] Whatever you say, mam.
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Whatever you say.
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Well, sugar kitten, that worked out purrfectly for us.
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But a...that guy out fucks himself.
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Well he's our cheese, so let's go find Joker and set our trap.
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Sounds good to me.
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Goldfinger! She's the girl.
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The girl with the Midas touch.
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A touch to...
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Hold it right there Joker!
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Captain Fantastic and Robin Redbreast...
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Now we meet.
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The Bat Signal's in the sky!
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Which means the night belongs to me.
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And you belong back in the asylum!
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Well, there's just one problem with that, because they don't do straight jackets in my color!
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Come on do something!
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The only thing he's trying to escape is in his crazy head!
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He'll be back.
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Hey look at this.
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Hey what the fuck is this! What?
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That! That. That's a bone.
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Hello girls!
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Oh my god, it's him!
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What happened to the door man?
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I just...won him over with my charm!
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Why don't you try that with me?
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Wow! What dragged in the cat?
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Don't flatter yourself, you jackass.
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But Honey, I made you dinner.
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It's gonna take a lot more than treats to tame this kitten.
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OK. How about...
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...I get you something...
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...to tame that...
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And a little bit more for you.
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So. You know what...
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...I'm in the mood...for romance!
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So let's strike up the music.
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I could dance all night!
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[Laughs]
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Cats...bats...and Jokers. This town needs some straightening out.
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Oh, I can't hardly just figure this out. What?
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Well does it mean?
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All spicy and devilish tonight for your dark side?
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Or me, all angel and white for your bright side?
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tThere's only one way to find out.
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Not this time!
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This time we're going to satisfy the whole...
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Be careful.
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Careful? What's that?
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I think it's naughty and nice.
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Are you the bad one?
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We should definitely....for the man.[Laughs]
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That's good; I think I can share with you today.
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What's he hiding?
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Don't be greedy.
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You wanna taste?
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Look at you getting that cock hard!
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It tastes good!
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Did you like that?
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Wow, incredible!
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