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[dramatic music]

*

[knocking]

[window whirrs]

[speaking Korean]

(female #1) You can't afford it.

[gate buzzes]

*

[speaking Korean]

*

[ripping]

[cries out]

[beeping]

*

[gunshots]

*

Jump in any time, Porthos.

I had your back.

(female #1) Problems, Athos?

(Porthos) Aramis...

What?

Really?

He should be out for at least an hour.

Maybe more.

Drag us out here to the ass end of nowhere,

running some off the book ops

for some spook outfit named “Cardinal”

we never even heard of.

He said IDENT codes were good, all right?

[beeping]

*

(Porthos) Oh, I like this outfit better.

Porthos, focus.

(Porthos) All right, here we go.

*

All right.

Piggybacking on base satellite comm systems.

Disabling crappy North Korean firewall.

Two way data link to Cardinal live now.

SMU Musketeers to Cardinal,

come in, over.

(male #1) Cardinal to Musketeers.

Challenge code Lima Victor Foxtrot

seven, zero, niner.

Awaiting response.

Challenge response Delta two Bravo

Charlie nine, zero.

(male #1) Confirmed.

Well done, Musketeers,

right on schedule.

Operation status?

(Porthos) Phase one of mission objectives complete.

We have access to the mainframe

and maintain zero presence,

awaiting go ahead for phase two.

Phase two is a go.

Standby as remote access data package

is installed to mainframe.

Whoever Cardinal has running tech for them

isn't half bad.

Installation verified, you have access

to the base computers, Cardinal.

(Aramis) Uh, Porthos?

Cardinal just targeted

a passenger jet over South Korea.

[missiles launch]

Cardinal, you have fired on a civilian aircraft.

Repeat: you have fired ona civilian aircraft,

please advise.

Take no action.

What,don't do anything?

Cardinal, we strongly recommend

cancellation of fire order, over.

(girl on phone) Mom says we're ready for dinner.

You got it, sweetie.

What?

(Aramis) Looks like we're on our own.

All for one?

-And one for all. -And one for all.

Recall the missile.

Crap.

He's lockin' us out.

[alarm blares]

Selling us out.

[gunfire]

Porthos, status!

I can stop this.

Two minutes!

[explosion]

I think I deflected the rockets.

Frack!

What's this?

Oh, crap!

What, did you stop it?

(Porthos) No, there's something else up there.

(Athos) What is it?

Drones.

[explosion]

[beeping]

[explosion]

Call the emergency evac,

we are outta here.

Musketeers to Firefly

request immediate evac plan B,

cover is blown.

Warning, hot LZ, like, Africa hot.

*

[gunfire]

[dramatic music]

*

[gunfire]

*

Where'd you learn to shoot?

There she is!

[explosion]

Oh, this is Istanbul

all over again.

Porthos, missiles!

We'll draw fire.

[electronic beeping]

[explosion]

Yeah!

That's why we bring you!

Yeah, we should have

brought another ride, too.

Over there!

*

[gunfire]

Come on Porthos, get us moving.

Come on, what's the holdup!

Look, my Korean avionic vocab

is a little rusty, okay?

This isn't exactly “Donde esta la biblioteca”

my friend.

Come on.

This one, this one,

this, this, let's go!

Well, now it's obvious.

Aramis, we're gonna need a minute to take off.

We may not have a minute.

Porthos, how are weapons?

For a Korean knockoff, this baby's

got some sweet toys.

Can you geek out later?

(Porthos) Okay, weapon time.

[explosion]

Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha!

What?

And yet with a handgun,

you can't hit the broadside of a barn.

(Porthos) Look, there is something to be said

for point and click digital interface, my friend.

*

(male #2) Mr. President!

Morning, Richard.

Finally joining me for a run?

Another time.

Mr. President,

just before the commercial plane was shot down,

SATCOM detected one of

our autonomous tier one units

at the missile base.

Code name: Musketeers.

The Musketeers?

At a DPRK military facility, how?

Under what authority, what orders?

JSOC never issued orders.

We believe they were acting alone.

You're suggesting our elite forces are going rogue?

No, I don't buy it, not them.

Get Seoul on the line.

I'll explain to them--

Won't do any good, Mr. President.

Five minutes ago South Korea

launched a missile in retaliation.

However this started, it's real now.

North and South Korea.

All right, look.

Assemble the team,

we're gonna have to work on our next move.

Understood, Sir.

And the Musketeers?

Well, we don't know they were behind this.

I mean for all we know it could turn out

to be a cracked security code.

- But-- - But what?

Richard, I have two nations on the brink of war.

I do not have time to play babysitter right now.

Okay?

Yes, Mr. President.

[orchestral music]

*

[speaking Mandarin]

You're translating Mandarin into Arabic.

Yeah.

Why?

Keeps me sharp.

And plus, it's a good soap opera.

But you're translating it into Arabic.

You see this guy right here?

He is cheating on his wife

with her sister.

But what he doesn't know is that

his sister-in-law is really

working for the Yakuza.

Undercover.

Pretty cool, huh?

Great.

Listen, so how is it

that we spent $5 million over ten years

tracking Al-Aziri's courier,

and finally placed Al-Aziri to the address

you gave us over a year ago.

How in the hell did you even know he was there?

Junk mail.

Junk mail always knows where to find you, Ben.

Okay, but you know you're still not gonna

get promoted quicker just because you watch

Chinese soap operas.

(female agent) You're right.

Thanks, Ben.

She's hot.

If he can prevent a war we should allow him

every opportunity.

(D’Artagnan) General Lewis.

Hold on, hold on a second.

How can I help you, Agent?

D'Artagnan.

Alexandra D'Artagnan.

Ah, let me call you right back.

Alexandra D'Artagnan.

Junior Olympics ‘06.

Bronze medal in the Epee.

If it weren't for that jackass ref

it might have been gold.

I did a little fencing too in my day.

I saw you crush Babish in the worlds.

We should spar sometime.

See if I've still got it.

I'm sure you do, Sir, but if I may,

I wanted to discuss a transfer.

I'm currently on mission support duty, Sir.

Paperwork, mainly.

But I've put in for field work.

Let's see.

Languages, marksmanship,

top scores in hand-to-hand combat,

it's impressive.

Long line of service in your family?

(Agent D'Artagnan) Yes, Sir.

One of my ancestors was even

in King Louis XIV's elite guard.

The Musketeers.

What you need to practice now, is patience.

There's a reason why we have procedures, Agent.

You're young, your time will come.

Now if you'll excuse me, I havea pressing meeting

in the situation room.

Yes, Sir.

This is freakin' awesome.

Move it, Ben.

Looks like I am stuck behind the desk

for a while.

(Ben) All right, look.

I, I got this guy here,

he says he has some intel

on a terrorist attack.

Now normally DHS would handle this,

but uh, they're swamped with

the Camp David Summit.

A crank case?

Probably but uh,

it's field work and it's a start.

If you'd rather get back

to junk mail duty...

[laughing]

*

What do you want?

We're all legal here.

*

[knocking]

Mr. Planchet?

Agent D’Artagnan, Army CID.

(Planchet) Are you alone?

What?

(Planchet) Are you a--

Quickly, quickly, quickly.

*

Are you sure you're alone?

Yes, who would be with me?

You never know.

*

Shh.

*

All right, listen carefully, Agent.

In three days, the U .S. is gonna be at war

with North Korea.

I'm sorry, what?

*

Do you know what P2OG is, Agent D'Artagnan?

Proactive Preemptive Operations Group.

Provoke an enemy to attack you

so you can justifiably counter attack.

Conspiracy theory, doesn't exist.

What?

Why does everybody always say that?

You know--

Let me show you something, you see this?

This is Santa Claus, all right?

Santa Claus does not exist.

P2OG is very real, okay?

I know what I sound like.

I've been where you are, but the Cardinal--

Cardinal?

(Planchet) The Cardinal.

Cardinal, he's got his fingers in everything.

PMC's, no bid contracts, Sienar Systems,

believers in the “New American Century.”

See, they're the ones behind Saddam

invading Kuwait to give us the war in the Gulf.

Same thing happened in Panama,

same thing in Grenada,

and now North Korea.

Mm.

All right, I got it.

[Agent D’Artagnan laughs]

Good job, Ben.

What, what?

You got me.

Whoa, whoa.

You think this is a joke?

War, the Cardinal,

New American Century, you almost had me.

(Planchet) This is not a fuckin' joke, lady!

Jesus!

Okay, all right, may--

(Planchet) Maybe what, huh?

Maybe you made a fuckin' mistake?

*

I'm gonna go.

You can send your complaints to my superiors.

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

Hey!

Dammit, ow!

Okay!

Assaulting a Federal Agent is a crime, Mr. Planchet.

[Planchet grunting]

So is wasting their time.

Okay I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm cool.

All right, but...

...what would you do

if you could stop another world war?

[breathing heavily]

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we start over, okay?

Take a deep breath.

All right, who's the Cardinal?

He's very high up.

How high?

High enough to send a group of Musketeers

to do the job.

Musketeers?

(Planchet) Musketeers.

An elite branch of the military, all right?

All military, all right?

The best of the best.

Team 6 times ten.

How do you know this?

I work for him.

Who, the Cardinal?

In three days,

they're gonna do something

that makes 9/11 look small.

[tense music]

*

I only know the when.

The where and the what is on this.

All right, it's encrypted.

I'm not able to read it, okay?

I was gonna take it to the press

but I realized they won't be able

to read it either.

I need someone on the inside.

*

Like me.

You can crack this.

[gunfire]

Move, move!

What part of “are you alone”

did you not understand?

*

Where is she?

(female #2) They're on the move, third floor.

Third floor?

Got it.

*

[gunfire]

[grunts]

[gunfire]

*

[gunfire]

You got three days.

*

[gunfire]

*

(D'Artagnan) This is Agent D'Artagnan

requesting immediate backup at--

[gunfire]

*

[gun clicks]

*

[ripping]

*

[tires squeal]

*

[gunfire]

Treville?

We lost containment.

*

[jet engine]

[suspenseful music]

*

[cracking knuckles]

[door opens]

[footsteps]

*

Sorry to have kept you waiting, Agent D'Artagnan.

My name is Agent Flowers.

I'll be debriefing you today.

Why isn't Agent Ben Constance debriefing me?

He's my commanding officer.

Right, and in cases like these

the Inspector General's office has jurisdiction.

Internal Affairs, but why--

I'd just like to go over a few details in your report.

You claim to have never met

Mr. Planchet before.

Never, it was a random assignment.

So you would also claim not to know

that Mr. Planchet bought and sold

classified information.

(D’Artagnan) No, had I known,

I would have arrested him on the spot.

Uh huh, okay.

Do you recognize the account numbers here, Agent?

Yes, it's mine.

(Flowers) And do you also recognize

these deposits, specifically this one

for 10,000 dollars

and this one for 15,000?

I've never seen these before.

And you also didn't know that the payments originated

from Planchet's account.

What information were you planning to sell, Agent?

I want to speak with JAG.

*

Yeah.

Look, Agent D'Artagnan.

*

Off the record.

If you want some leniency here,

you're gonna have to cooperate.

I mean, uh, it doesn't look good for you.

And I know that there's even

concerns around that um...

you might do something crazy.

And the Cardinal wouldn't want that.

[exciting music]

[grunting]

*

[grunting]

[cracking sounds]

[grunting]

[gagging]

[tense music]

*

[thud]

*

[phone ringing]

*

[sizzling sounds]

*

[alarm blares]

*

You're lazy.

We got Planchet.

But you missed the Agent!

And now she has the drive.

I'm a businessman, Winter.

So I understand if you need

an incentive that is strong enough.

Money?

Maybe power?

What would it take to get you going?

*

[door closing]

Got a hit.

D'Artagnan's active.

She's logging into the DOD database.

Up on screen.

Where?

(male #3) Checking IP.

Georgetown, 37th Street, coffeehouse.

Looks like she's accessing our OSA Models

for search parameters.

Doing what?

She's searching up terms for...

“Musketeer.”

She must have been able to open the files.

Reverse the GPS, get a location.

Winter.

Find Agent D'Artagnan.

Get the thumb drive, then kill her.

If you fail,

I will kill you.

There's your incentive.

*

Stay with it, track her.

[tense music]

*

[engine races]

*

Athos?

*

[engine revs]

[tires squeal]

*

[piano music]

*

Junk mail always knows where to find you.

*

[knocking on glass]

*

*

[grunting]

*

A gun beats an axe.

*

Come on.

*

You don't look like an “Athos.”

When I became a Musketeer,

I became Oliver Athos.

That's how it works.

How'd you know I wasn't the milkman?

Are you?

No, I'm Agent D'Artagnan from the Army CID--

(Athos) Yeah.

I have a thumb drive from Planchet.

Planchet?

He said he worked for the Cardinal.

Is that so?

What's happening in three days?

Let me rephrase.

What is so important in three days

it made the Cardinal kill Planchet?

They killed him?

You know what, hand over whatever intel you've got,

like that thumb drive.

I'll see what I can do.

You better hide out.

Mexico's nice.

No, no, no, you're gonna help me

find out what they're up to.

You want the Cardinal?

You take me, too.

[gunfire]

[dramatic music]

[gunfire]

*

[grunting]

*

[microwave beeping]

*

[grunting]

*

[car starts]

[engine roars]

*

[gas leaking]

[explosion]

*

You asked to be kept apprised

of the Agent D'Artagnan situation.

What do you got?

The firefight in Madison County today?

D'Artagnan's car was seen in the woods nearby.

D'Artagnan is very ambitious and very smart.

Look, I know you two are close

but you need to solider up.

She's a fugitive and she will be caught.

Bad guys always are.

Yes, Sir.

Oh, uh, Agent.

The firefight,

the house that burned down.

Who lived there?

Oliver Athos.

Athos.

You sure?

Do you know him, Sir?

[suspenseful music]

*

Uh, you should probably stay in the car.

My friend gets a little skittish

around new faces.

*

[gunfire]

*

(Athos) Porthos!

Hey!

(Athos) Porthos!

(Porthos) Athos?

Is she with you?

It's a good thing you're a lousy shot.

*

Next time call first.

Jesus Christ.

*

Sorry about the Hussein Bolt impression.

Heard about your cabin on the police band.

Figured if they got you,

were comin'after me next.

Moustache.

Looks like that internet dating thing's workin' out for you.

How you, doin'?

Isaac Porthos.

Alexandra D'Artagnan.

(Porthos) Oh.

And a celebrity to boot.

You're all over the police wire.

Did ya kill him?

Kill who?

You holding out on me?

(Porthos) Federal officer.

(D’Artagnan) I left him alive.

It's a setup.

Let me guess.

Cardinal?

I don't know.

[beep]

Ooh yeah, it's ready!

What's ready?

[Porthos chuckling]

(Porthos) Found you, ya little scumbag.

Asshole Wall Street guy.

Super dirty.

Hiding about two mil offshore.

And I've just been waiting for the chance to help him

do the right thing.

[typing]

What's your favorite charity?

Let me guess.

Girl Scouts.

How much money would you like to transfer today?

Hm, I don't know.

I think, all.

That'll buy a ton of cookies.

[Porthos laughs]

Fighting the good fight, Porthos?

In my own way.

How about in our own way?

We need to know what's on this.

Hmm, you pretty little thing, you.

*

Whoa.

You're not messin' around, are you?

That's some serious next gen mil spec crypto shit.

(D’Artagnan) Can you crack it?

(Porthos) Oh, yeah.

Give me about four weeks,

a dozen exaFLOP supercomputers

and I'll have it right open for you.

You have two days.

[laughs]

What, you're serious?

No, the only way to open it that fast is to...

peek at the algorithms that made it.

And that would be on the mainframe

that first encoded it

and that would be someplace like, hm,

I don't know...

(D’Artagnan) Sienar Systems.

Sienar Systems?

The defense contractors?

The ones with all the mercenaries workin' for ‘em,

the “Shoot first, don't even bother

to ask questions” types?

That Sienar Systems?

Come on.

We've tackled harder.

Like, when?

Kenya?

We had a dozen Navy SEALs

with us at Kenya.

And air support.

*

Don't look at me like that.

*

[sighs]

Crap.

Well, bare minimum we're gonna need

a fourth person on this.

[birds chirping]

*

[footsteps]

Well hello, Aramis.

Don't speak unless it improves on silence.

(Porthos) Not even a computer here to jack into.

You noticed.

Now please leave before you

seriously damage my calm.

Trading down?

Uh, this is--

I'm Agent D'Artagnan.

An Agent.

Great.

I hope this isn't a set up.

Actually she was set up by an old friend.

You know him.

Cardinal.

That seems to be his thing.

Cardinal isn't playing by the rules.

Well, that won't bring those people back,

now will it?

And you call yourself a Musketeer.

The real Musketeers weren't only the best,

they were willing to die for what was right.

The real Aramis, he would have helped.

You might have borrowed his name,

but not much else.

Big talk from someone who might run

at the first sign of trouble.

I can handle myself.

(Artemis) Children always

think they can.

[tense music]

(Athos) Whoa, whoa, ladies, ladies.

Never get in the middle of a chick fight.

[suspenseful music]

*

[swords clashing]

*

[grunting]

*

Aramis!

Enough.

You won't quit, will you?

You first.

Let’s go to happy hour.

Come on.

*

(Athos) The lower levels are fairly easy access.

Real estate offices, telemarketing.

Sienar and the high security are on the upper floors.

(Porthos) The mainframe isn't connected to the outside world

so we'll have to physically be in front of it

in order to pull the files off it.

How long will that take you?

[laughs]

No, no, no.

Not me, mamacita.

This is not a stroll up

and help yourself cookie jar.

You see, the mainframe is in a secure area

requiring authorization codes which we don't have.

So we'll have to pull one off an employee.

Aramis.

Mr. David Jenkins.

I think I'm his type.

(Porthos) Once we have the pass cards,

I can blow the countermeasures

off the central security station,

but that's staffed by at least a dozen guards.

So we'll need to get Porthos into a secure area

where he can have the same access.

Like the telecom substation.

(D'Artagnan) That's along a main hallway.

There's loads of guards in there.

No way he's getting in there without getting shot

at least 14 times.

Ventilation system, that's how.

From there Porthos can monitor activity

throughout the whole building.

(D'Artagnan) So you get to be our eyes and ears?

(Porthos) Which means you'll have to be my hands.

So if you were to touch yourself,

it's kinda like me doing it.

Porthos.

So we sneak into the building,

steal files off a heavily guarded supercomputer

and do it all under the noses

of an army of guards.

Easy.

That is the easy part.

(D'Artagnan) What's the hard part?

Getting out before the dren inevitably hits the fan.

You know, you should walk away from this while you still can.

If we get caught there's not gonna be a trial.

Just a bullet to the head

and a shallow grave.

If you could give your life to save

that passenger plane, would you?

Yes.

*

(D'Artagnan) Then you know why I won't walk away.

*

Dude, are we there yet?

(Porthos) Shh, wait, we're close,

very close.

This is the spot.

I got a good feeling.

Feeling, are you serious?

(Porthos) I'm not getting a strong enough

signal yet, Athos.

Man, forget the GPS, dog.

Keep it old school.

No, follow the GPS.

You guys are the elite of the elite?

Really?

Dude, let's just start drillin' right there.

Wait!

What?

Oh, no, we're good.

[Athos sighs]

*

[ladder clattering]

*

[drilling]

*

Faster, work faster.

[clattering]

(D'Artagnan) All right, I got it.

(Athos) Got it?

[typing sounds]

*

*

He's coming now.

I'm on.

*

Oh God, I am so sorry!

My resumes!

I am so sorry, are you all right?

Yeah, I have an interview here and,

oh, I don't have time

to go home and print new ones.

Oh, God, I'm, I feel terrible.

Is there something I can do?

Um, well I have a copy

on my thumb drive

if you have a printer.

Yeah, no, I have one in my office!

Oh, that would be so great,

thank you so much!

Thank you!

*

[metallic smash]

*

Three minutes.

[electronic beeping]

*

I really appreciate it.

Oh, it's no problem.

Sorry.

(Artemis) It's okay!

[beeping]

[door unlocks]

After you.

Oh no, no, go ahead.

All right.

(male #4) This’ll take just a second, sorry.

No, I appreciate it.

*

[typing]

[electronic beeping]

Installing virus.

*

Come on you...

[typing]

I can try printing from someone else's office.

Oh, could you?

(male #4) Yeah.

It's a go.

*

[metallic crash]

*

[typing]

Okay, I'm in position, coast is clear.

*

Athos, you're comin' up

on the first security terminal.

D'Artagnan, plug the key card I gave you

into the service port.

[beeping]

The light is green.

Trap is clean.

*

I hope I'm not making you too late.

I've got a little time.

Okay.

And...

It's the same stupid...

Sorry.

Give me a second.

*

(Porthos) Athos.

You're about to have some serious company.

[beeping]

*

Athos, we might be goin' hot.

[door rattling]

*

Hey, have there been any network upgrades

that I don't know about?

I'm just gettin' some serious errors here.

*

[printer whirring]

Never mind.

*

All right, well, sorry about that.

Here you go.

Oh, great.

Oh, the interview's gonna be awesome now.

Yeah.

Thank you!

Hey, maybe if uh...

*

I've got some, uh, electronic lock glitches

in quarter B.

One of the nerds reported a system error, too.

Run a trace, will you?

[dramatic music]

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

*

Colonel, do you want me

to monitor for anything abnormal?

There's unusual activity at Seinar Systems.

Driver, we're making a detour.

*

(D'Artagnan) We're in.

Okay, type in this password, B79BB6.

Go to the tools menu, select service,

select download from external drive,

plug in the keycard.

[electronic beeping sound]

*

[door banging]

Frack!

Your guard wants in.

Keep him out!

What do you think I'm trying to do?

*

Uh, guys...

Being counter-hacked right now.

Someone with root level access.

I can fight the security alarms

or I can fight the locks,

I can't do both.

Porthos, let our guard in, now.

(Porthos) Open sesame.

[electronic beeping]

*

Uh, ID?

You're gonna have to cut that out.

*

Good plan.

*

All secure, ready for exfil.

*

Athos.

Treville?

(Treville) Don't kill them, I want them alive.

Let's get ‘em. Get ‘em, get ‘em!

*

[gunshots]

*

[grunting, groaning]

*

Frell!

*

[banging in air ducts]

Porthos!

Is that you scrambling around

in the ceiling like a filthy rat?

Huh?

[gunshots]

Beats being a dirty weasel.

*

[grunting]

[loud explosion]

*

(Treville) It's over, Oliver, you, your team,

you can't win this.

How much money did they pay you

to sell out your country, John?

(Treville) You are responsible for the deaths

of 228 people on that airline.

You strained diplomatic relations,

you infiltrated an enemy compound,

so you understand how it looks

a little different from my point of view.

And now you're running around

with a fugitive agent.

She'll turn on you too.

(Athos) Aahh!

[gunshots]

*

[zip-line launches]

*

[fire blazing sounds]

[screaming]

*

Treville and the others?

(Aramis) Comrades, once.

The Musketeers used to consist of two teams,

us, and them.

They were always a little more...heavy handed?

Hm, totally psycho if you ask me.

That's what got ‘em gone.

They got kicked out?

A few years back we get this

sketchy intel about some al Qaeda wannabe

who might be at this wedding.

We can't find any hard evidence,

DOD agrees, the mission's aborted.

But Treville ignores the order.

Says he doesn't want to take any chances

so he blows up the whole wedding just to be sure.

Jesus.

Dust settles, 36 bodies.

Kids, women, but no terrorists.

Turns out a drone droid took him out six months ago.

Treville, Winter, Rockford, they were all unrepentant.

Even at their court martial.

All right, stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.

Found ‘em.

Okay, this is gonna take me a while

to decode each file,

so it's just little snippets but...what I'm seeing

seems to confirm what we already know.

“North Korea is an ongoing threat,

permanent regime change,

full invasion from the U.S.”

Blah, blah, blah.

Porthos, what are they planning for tomorrow?

Okay, I got some security codes,

and schematics, cross referencing

with satellite maps, give me one second.

(Aramis) Yeah, I see weapons and vehicle manifests.

Looks like they're using foot troops,

not that many either.

The Cardinal wants to pull off something huge, right?

How much damage can they do

with a couple of guys hitting a place in the woods?

Depends who's gonna be there.

There's an assassination.

[electronic beeping]

Those look like personnel files.

The Cardinal's senior staff?

Oh, man!

Okay, we got two congressmen

from opposite sides of the aisle,

a CEO of a telecom, and a defense contractor,

and that's just the little bit I can decode.

I mean, who knows who else is there?

You gotta be crazy to keep this stuff around.

It's insurance.

If all the top dogs know about each other,

they're all committed.

[electronic beeping sounds]

Thurmont is Camp David.

Where the president is meeting

the North Korean envoy tomorrow.

So what, they're going to kill this Korean dude,

piss ‘em off and hope that they attack us?

No, Cardinal wants to invade.

Killing the envoy's not gonna be enough

to commit us to that.

Tomorrow the Cardinal's gonna kill our President.

*

Twenty minutes.

So we're good?

It'll be expensive but he can give us

the weapons and equipment we need.

Yeah, well, see if he can get us an aircraft carrier

and about 4,000 extra guys to pull this off, will you?

Not helping, Porthos.

(D’Artagnan) We have the evidence, we should go to the authorities.

(Athos) No, we'll be detained and Cardinal will be on us

before anyone even knows.

The news then.

I could show you a dozen websites

with concrete evidence

that the moon landings were faked.

Well, if we go in four people,

you know we'll be killed, right?

Probably.

But I don't see any other options.

Aramis, let's go and pick up those weapons.

*

Porthos, do you have a voice recorder?

Um...I think so, somewhere in here.

What do you need it for?

I'm sorry.

*

I'm sorry, Musketeers, but this one is beyond you.

I'm going through proper channels

taking the evidence to someone I trust.

[phone rings]

Constance.

Ben.

Alex?

Where the hell are you?

Ben, something major is going down.

I can't talk about it over the phone.

I need to meet.

Alex, you know if I see you I'll have to arrest you.

I'll make it easy for you, Ben, I'll turn myself in,

but I need someone to hear me out first.

Okay.

Where?

Warehouse District in an hour.

And Ben...I need one more favor.

*

[car engine turns off]

[door opens]

*

[door closes]

*

Lift up your shirt, Alex.

Slowly.

*

Put ‘em on.

Behind you.

*

[door opens and closes]

*

Thank you for coming, sir.

Agent D’Artagnan.

Agent Constance says you have information for me.

I do, I have obtained evidence there might be

an attempt on the life of the president.

(Athos) Porthos, what happened?

Where's D'Artagnan?

Guys.

*

(Lewis) Who else knows about this information?

(D’Artagnan) Only the Musketeers, sir.

And where are the Musketeers now?

I'm sorry, sir, but not until I know

that their names will be cleared.

[sighs heavily]

Agent D'Artagnan...

...you put me in a very difficult position here.

(Alex’s voice) “I'm sorry, Musketeers, but this one is beyond you.

I'm going through proper channels,

taking the evidence to someone I trust.

I know General Lewis can stop this

and you won't have to throw your lives away.”

[electronic beeping noises]

Please, sir, we're wasting time,

you need to warn the president.

Ben!

[gunshot]

No, no, no, no, let's not kill her yet.

She can lead us to the Musketeers.

*

[loud bang]

Winter, stuff her in the back of the car,

let's get the hell out of here.

*

[car engine revs]

*

Well, I did try and shoot at her,

I guess she let me off easy.

Do not look at me like that.

Is your ponytail too tight again?

You're actually thinking about

rescuing little miss death choke, aren't you?

She did this to save us.

If she's alive, she won't be for long.

If we do this, we risk not just

the president's life, but all the others

who will be lost if Cardinal gets their war.

I'm not giving orders on this,

we'll take it to a vote.

[dramatic music]

*

All for one...

[triumphant music]

One for all.

*

[chains clanking]

*

[sniffing]

Mmm.

You're a disgrace to your country.

You'll never get away with this.

The Musketeers will stop you

before you kill the president.

Musketeers, ha-ha-ha!

You know, I'd love to stay and chat,

however, I'm needed

at the president's side at Camp David.

So, I leave you in the good

and capable hands... of Dr. Kim.

Goodbye, Agent D'Artagnan.

[heavy breathing]

We cannot have Athos interfering.

Make her tell us where they are.

Whatever it takes.

Oh, and um...

[heavy breathing]

...it's really too bad, we're never gonna get

that chance to spar.

That would've been fun.

[sighing]

I'm gonna tell you a little secret.

I don't care whether you tell me

where the Musketeers are or not.

Ha-ha-ha.

[sparks crackling]

[sounds of the street]

(Lewis) This Goddamn traffic's gonna give me a heart attack.

(Treville) Are you sure you have all my bases covered?

(Lewis) From here on out you are gonna have tactical command.

And for the good of the Republic,

we complete our mission by any means necessary!

Yes, General.

[water splashing]

[heavy breathing]

*

[grunting]

*

[heavy breathing]

*

Where are the Musketeers?

[gasping]

I'm sorry, what?

Couldn't hear ya.

Behind you.

[dramatic music]

*

[sound of neck breaking]

*

I didn't think you guys were coming.

(Porthos) I'm really good at tracking down hot chicks.

Plus, you stole my phone.

Athos, I'm so sorry.

No, don't worry about it.

Can you shoot?

Try and stop me.

[gun cocking]

*

[gunfire]

*

(D’Artagnan) No exits.

So much for being a ninja.

D'Art, make a door.

Comin' up.

[loud explosion]

*

Stop!

The mission comes first.

Two teams, flank east and west.

Everywhere else we're Oscar Mike.

I'll be back.

*

Augh!

[gunshot]

*

[gunshot]

*

[gunshot]

*

[gunfire]

*

[gunshot]

*

[gunshot]

*

[gunfire]

*

Agh!

(Porthos) Let me see, let me see.

[groaning]

(D’Artagnan) How bad are you hurt?

Never mind me, we're sitting ducks here!

So...you attracted to guys that can

hotwire a helicopter?

Let's go.

*

Sit down, sit down, sit down!

[groaning]

All right, see how easy it is when everything's in English?

Less talk, more getting us airborne!

(Porthos) Yes'sa master, yes'sa master!

[gunshot]

Okay, we got 106 miles to Chicago,

full tank of gas, half a pack of Red Light...

Shut up and hit it already!

Hold on, kids.

[helicopter whirring]

[Athos groaning]

How's he looking back there?

Eyes on the road, Porthos!

(Porthos) Ooh, he's cranky!

That's a good sign. You've got some scrapes,

but it doesn't look like anything major,

does it feel like anything is broken?

(Athos) No, it's just my eyes.

(D’Artagnan) Can you get me the eyewash from the first aid kit?

This is gonna hurt, but try to keep your eyes open, okay?

All right.

[screaming]

More.

[groaning]

Can you see? Yeah.

(D'Artagnan) Better question, can you shoot?

Just try and stop me.

*

Colonel Treville... the Musketeers,

they've, they've gotten away.

That's impossible.

They can't have gotten far.

Find them.

(Porthos) I see the Cardinal, that's his SUV.

(Athos) Keep on him, Porthos, we can end this here!

[gun cocking]

[typing sounds]

(Rockford) It's the Musketeers, they're right above us.

[loud car engine]

What airborne assets do we have in this area?

Okay, okay.

We have two RPA's in the air.

(Treville) Have them target the Musketeers’ copter.

Oh, smeg, we're getting painted with IR!

[loud helicopter whirring]

[loud plane engines]

[loud plane engine sounds]

[gunfire]

Damn it, hold it still!

(Porthos) I'm sorry, but I'm trying

to avoid us getting shot down!

[gunfire]

[loud plane engines]

You shoot bad, but you fly worse!

Texas shuffle.

Least you could have done is bought me dinner first.

[loud helicopter whirring]

*

[gunfire]

*

Now!

[loud gunshot]

(Porthos) Frack, it's a second drone!

(Aramis) Oh, come on!

[loud banging]

[gunfire]

[loud banging]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

(D’Artagnan) We missed it.

What now?

We're out of decoy flares,

and we're leaking fuel like a BP oil rig!

We got two on our--

Porthos! Yeah?

Do you remember Morocco?

Yeah!

Let's do it!

Oh, yeah!

You might want to hold on.

*

They're over there.

[helicopter whirring]

Got a lock.

*

(Porthos) Ready to jump, one, two, three!

[loud explosion]

[leaves crunching]

See that, I fly just fine.

I just needed the right joystick.

Well, the good news is we're not far from Camp David.

The bad news is--

We've got one mag left for the sniper,

three for the rifle, and nothing for the grenade launcher.

Porthos, what's the minimum time

we need to scout those patrols?

For a place like Camp David?

Way longer than we got.

So no ammunition,

an army of mercenaries on one side,

an army of Marines on the other,

and we'd be going in blind.

Awesome.

I won't blame you guys if you guys back out.

But I'm going.

Alone if I have to.

Not alone.

All for one, right?

Oh, man.

I didn't even vote for the guy.

But if you guys are dead, who am I gonna go bowling with?

[smacking sounds]

*

(soldier #1) Papers.

Transfer orders.

Additional security for the summit.

Those papers are not gonna work.

[gunshot]

[gunfire]

*

[gunshots]

Ahh!

Excuse me.

*

Accessing Sienar back doors.

Patching into Segnet.

[electronic beeping]

This one may be-- may be by magnum opus.

*

All right, all right, all right.

We now have control over all outbound communications,

all security systems, ventilation,

and any agency connected with Camp David

will see only what we want them to see.

Sir, Camp David is ours.

Camp David is ours.

Proceed to phase two, phase two.

[typing sounds]

[whooshing sounds]

They'll keep it simple.

Treville in the woods with the rifle.

He won't trust anyone else with the shot.

TV cameras will be here.

North Korean chopper will land here.

Which means the shot needs to come from this direction.

Treville will be here.

The president's gonna come out alone

to greet the envoy's chopper, but he'll stop halfway.

(Aramis) Conciliatory, but not subservient.

Plus it's a classic photo-op.

That's when it's gonna go down.

That's when Treville takes the shot.

How can you be sure?

(Athos) ‘Cause that's exactly how we do it.

Why don't we just pop a few shots in the air,

president goes into the fallout bunker, problem solved.

(D'Artagnan) No, Lewis'll be on him.

Back up in case something goes wrong.

(Athos) We don't tip them off before then.

They won't make a move for the president

until he gets here.

Let's go. All right.

*

In position.

Red marks on the wall,

dark patch on the road.

I don't think it's a bad paint job.

Treville's men, take ‘em out.

[gunshot]

[gun cocking]

*

[gunshot]

*

What's the status?

They're all dead.

The rooms must have been pumped full of deadly CO2.

It's probably like that all over the base.

All right, let's go.

*

Monica, how's my tie?

(Monica) Oh, great as usual. Thank you.

Mr. President, we have confirmation

from ATC, the envoy's helicopter

from North Korea'll be here in time.

Five minutes.

Excellent.

[loud police sirens]

*

[loud police sirens]

*

Come on, baby, that's it.

That's it.

*

Let's get ready to play, baby.

[helicopter whirring]

[typing sounds]

We're 60 seconds out, Rockford.

*

[helicopter whirring]

Pull it, pull it.

Work it, baby, work it, work it.

No contact yet.

Seven, eight--

Come on, come on.

We got 60 seconds before they shoot.

We might need these.

*

[electronic beeping]

Got it, ha-ha!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

*

[banging sounds]

We've lost our signal.

[cartoon laughter]

(Cartoon) Woo!

[cartoon laughter]

*

Three Musketeers.

[cartoon laughter]

*

Argh!

[loud explosion]

[gunshot]

[loud explosion]

*

[gunshot]

*

[groaning]

*

[exchanging gunfire]

*

[loud explosion]

[exchanging gunfire]

*

I'm hit, Treville is still wild!

[gunshot]

Agh!

*

[groaning]

*

Hand to hand combat, Porthos,

too bad this isn't a video game!

Ah!

*

I'm still gonna control, alt, delete your ass!

[groaning, grunting]

*

[gunshot]

*

[grunting, groaning]

*

Too late, Porthos!

Too late!

[helicopter whirring]

*

Hey, Rockford, you want know

why I'm a Musketeer?

‘Cause I can do this!

[electronic beeping]

[helicopter whirring]

[violent banging]

*

[helicopter whirring]

[electronic beeping]

[helicopter whirring]

[electronic beeping]

[helicopter whirring]

Noo-o-o!

[crashing explosion]

(Monica) Go, go!

*

[loud explosion]

As if we don't have enough problems.

You stick with the president.

Leave Treville to me.

*

Treville!

No gun, no gun.

Game over then.

Now we're even!

I always wondered how this would go down.

Glad we get a chance to find out.

[grunting]

Oh, you're sloppy, Athos.

Ahhh!

Aahh!

Ahhh!

[loud thumping]

*

That's it, your body wants to go into shock.

Just give in.

I'll make it quick!

Know why you're gonna die, Athos?

Because you're in the way of what America wants to do.

And what she needs to be.

And if you were a true patriot,

you'd be standing here where I am.

[groaning]

[loud thumping]

*

[sound of neck breaking]

(Aramis) Athos!

*

[whooshing sounds]

*

POTUS locked down,

code Oh-One-Niner- Seven-Charlie-Oscar.

Body check in progress..

Look, this isn't necessary, I wasn't hit.

Sir, I have to do this.

Transport is coming, we'll take the service entrance.

Monica, my family? They're all safe.

Kid's were pulled out of school,

your wife is with them.

They're all in lock down, sir.

(President) Thank you.

*

[gunfire]

*

Too bad bullet proof vests

only cover your chest.

Richard?

A coup?

This is not some third world country,

this is beyond any measure

of patriotism or whatever you think this is!

It's not like I planned it,

but we can still pin this on the North Koreans.

North Koreans?

Richard, this is madness!

If you just invaded after we shot down

that commercial plane,

these young men would still be alive.

And so would you.

[empty chamber clicks]

[grunting, groaning]

*

Looks like we'll get that chance to see

who's the best after all.

You don't mind if I take a minute?

I don't want any blood on my uniform.

Do what you gotta do.

*

(Lewis) Oh, this is gonna be fun, D'Artagnan.

This is gonna be fun.

You know I had a dream about you.

That we actually have this moment.

(D'Artagnan) And I killed you?

No.

Didn't turn out that well for you.

So let's see.

(D'Artagnan) We will see.

Woo-hoo-hoo, look at you, D'Artagnan.

[swords clanking]

*

[paper ripping]

[swords clanking]

*

Agh!

*

Quite rusty, General.

[swords clanking]

*

You bitch!

*

[slicing sound]

[gurgling]

*

What took you guys so long?

(Porthos) Oh, give me a break, lady.

Why, Richard?

You died as a disgrace to your country.

*

[electronic beep]

(D'Artagnan) Go, go, go!

*

We need some wheels.

(President) Take the limo.

*

[whooshing sounds]

Go, go, go!

[loud engine rumbling]

*

[explosions]

*

[Camp David blows up]

*

(Athos) You did good, kid.

[all screaming “Athos!”]

*

(Porthos) Come on! Come on!

(Aramis) Athos!

Athos!

*

[bugle playing “Taps”]

*

How dare they give this bastard a proper funeral.

That's Washington for ya.

If they say what General Lewis really did

it would throw the country into a panic.

So they just pretend like it never happened.

It's not the first time.

I heard you've been reinstated.

Citizens again.

It's a mixed bag.

Porthos didn't like the idea of paying taxes.

[chuckles]

How's life back at CID?

Don't know.

Can't go back always thinking

there's another Lewis out there

calling the shots.

Well, if there is...

I hope there's another D'Artagnan out there

waiting to take him out.

So where do you go now?

Cardinal still has a lot of powerful people out there.

President gave us authorization

to expand the team.

Gave us our pick of the best and brightest

among all the branches of the service.

Well...take care of yourself, Alex.

You know...

I have had my eye on one candidate.

(Porthos) Oh yeah?

Think they'd be a pretty good fit, too.

Hm.

Don't know if they'd be interested.

All for one?

[hand smacking sounds]

And one for all!