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Hey, wait

Come upstairs after five minutes

Why?

I want to hurry inside and kiss you

My wife has been on the lookout these days

And being careful won't do any harm

Is it me or her?

Of course, it's you, honey

Come on!

This is why I'm crazy about you

My goodness, you've found one decent place, haven't you?

I'm in front of the motel What's your room number?

Okay

Hey!

Hey!

Let go! Let go of me!

You let go first!

What are you doing? Let go of each other!

Oh, let go of each other!

Let go on the count of three, okay?

Okay One, two, three!

Oh, come on! I knew this!

Why aren't you letting go of me?

Then, why didn't you let go of me?

Let go, let go, let go, let go

Both of you, please let go!

How can you be so shameless when you've had an affair?

Hey, if you had apologized on your knees,

I wouldn't have come this far

Wait

Excuse me! Excuse...

Wait, an affair?

Says who?

Then, you must've come to this motel to hold hands with my husband to bed!

I see!

What?

That was the one?

Hey!

Why are you wearing my necklace?

You, come over here!

Umm...

My client must've been mistaken because she saw you coming with her husband

How can she be mistaken for such a thing?

Darn it!

Wait, so her husband had an affair, right?

Yes

My client is incredibly hot-tempered...

Hey! Hey, what do you think you're doing? Hey!

Where are you going?

Please talk it through!

Excuse me!

Wait

Oh, honey It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts

Does it hurt? I'm sorry, I'm sorry

(S)

Honey, I'll try to find a way

Hang in there a minute

Okay, hurry

Okay

I'm going to sue you for assault!

Do you see my face?

Fine! Go and sue me

Then let's break even with my settlement and your alimony for having an affair

Ma'am, you promised me that you'd control your temper

Being angry doesn't solve anything

You can win this fight only if you hold yourself back

If I hold myself back now, I'd be too upset and won't even be able to go to sleep

How can your husband possibly live with you when you have such a terrible temper?

What did you just say?

Please keep it down

But where on earth is your husband?

(Missed Call: Trash) Oh, right

Jin-ho

What should I do?

Did he abandon his faithful wife and have an affair?

No, that woman in a fancy outfit is his wife

And that's the woman he had an affair with

Oh, my goodness

This is why I quit watching TV

Seriously...

Excuse me...

- My goodness - Whoa

Do you have a hammer or something sharp?

Police officer! Look over here!

There's a strange man over here!

Pardon?

Are you talking about me? I'm not a strange man!

Police officer! Police officer!

Hey, it's a total mess here

There's a pervert and...

- You should come and see this - I'm not a pervert!

Hey, come and watch this

Darling?

Darling, are you back?

Wait, it's not like what you think

Yeah, right!

What kind of person goes around dressed like this?

Sir, I'm sorry, but can you answer

a few questions so that I can confirm your identity?

That'll be a little difficult for me to answer right now

By any chance...

Can I borrow your handcuff keys?

Are keys for handcuffs all compatible?

Handcuffs?

Yes, yes, yes

Never mind...

Umm...

I'm an innocent citizen

I'm really sorry, but may I go?

Please?

[Sorry Not Sorry]

Hello

Yes

What do you want?

Pardon?

Oh, I was just...

I was on my way to work

Okay

What is it? If you have something to say, go ahead and say it

Umm...

What is it?

Huh?

My client says she's really sorry

and I apologize on her behalf

Of course, you're an attorney, so you're really good at talking on someone's behalf

I also apologize

I didn't mean to grab you by your hair

No, it's okay

Is that it?

Pardon?

If you've taken something from me, you should give something back

You haven't given me anything, though

An apology

I apologized to you What about you?

Wait, are you telling me to apologize?

Strictly speaking, it isn't my fault, is it?

I have no reason to apologize to you

Yes, that's right, yes

It isn't your fault, I guess

You shouldn't fight

Are you fighting?

No, right?

No, no Why would we fight?

It's just a conversation between grownups

Right?

Yes

That's right

I'm on good terms with this auntie

Who are you calling "auntie"?

Then, what should I call you?

You said he isn't your child

Let's go

Have a great day

Oh, okay

Goodbye

Song, let's go

Okay

I forgot to bring my bag

It's all because she rushed outside

Man, it went up...

- Father's Day? - Yes

Oh, where dads show up?

It's just an annual P.E. class where dads come to watch

It's like a mini sports day

My husband owned everyone last year

Oh, I see

Jay is really looking forward to it

Rather than having no one there,

it'll be better for my boss to be there for him, right?

What did Eun-gyu say?

Eun-gyu...

What? Father's Day?

You'll wake Jay up Be quiet

Wait, why do people take this for granted?

A child might not have a father

And a mother could be divorced like you In this era...

But wouldn't it be a little tough for him not to have a dad there?

That's true

A Father's Day without a father is like a cake without icing

I can't stand it if Jay feels discouraged by such things

What if...

I dress up as a man?

Come on!

Speaking of which,

my boss, the cafe owner,

says he'll go there as Jay's dad What do you think?

He's playing the role of Jay's dad

Even if he's a substitute, I can't accept anybody

Is it the guy you had dinner with last time?

Let me see his picture

Not sure if I have one

What?

It'll be kind of weird, right?

Wait, this makes it a different story

He's fine

He looks athletic

If he's in, he might as well come in first place

Okay, I give him a pass!

Really?

Hey, but that boss of yours is funny

I mean, who does he think he is to play the role of Jay's father?

I don't know

I have no idea what he has in mind

Don't tell me...

Do you think he has a crush on me?

Oh, seriously...

You're laughing so hard

How old was he?

Twenty-eight

But he's really weird

He smiles at me and asks me out for a meal

Some people are just all smiles

And he must've been hungry because it was time to eat

But it was clearly at a date spot

It was a place where everyone else would come on a blind date

except for us

Yes, well...

Fine, let's say that he has feelings for you

What are you going to do about it?

Are you going to marry him?

What?

Or are you just going to date him?

If he's twenty-eight, he must've finished his military duties already

Does he own the store? Or is it on rent?

What about his house? Does he live in Cheonpo?

You're getting ahead of yourself again...

Why don't you just ask me to issue his family certificate?

No, it's just that...

I'm saying this because I'm worried you'll get hurt again

I mean, if you're seriously considering dating someone,

you should think about your future and worry about everything else

We've grown past the age of just being in love

Age doesn't matter when you're in love

Of course, it does

We're past the age of just being in love

You should seriously wake up, okay?

You can't still be a hopeless romantic

(Boss: It's my first time dressing up in a father's style...)

(Which one do you think is better?)

(Number one, a typical dad)

(Number two, a hipster dad)

What?

- He gets cuter the more I see him - (Number three, a dad on a roll)

Why are you smiling like that?

You're acting suspicious

It's nothing

I was getting ready for tomorrow because I have a feeling it'll be fun

I guess I'm all set, right?

It'll take about three hours from morning

So, I'll just need to bring stuff like gummies, right?

I want to go, too

Oh, I want to go, too

Take me with you

I want to go

Mark, good job

He doesn't need a chair because he's so tall

Ma'am, will this be okay?

Very good!

Nice, nice, this is great

Perfect!

- Louis' mother, welcome - Hello

- Hello, Louis - Hello

Okay, please go this way, Louis

And please come this way

Oh, my! Shannon's mother, hello

Hello

Shannon, your grandfather is here today

You must be so happy

Ma'am, I'm Shannon's dad

D, daddy...

I'm sorry

I'm so sorry

Shannon, come this way

Shannon, see you later I love you!

Let's go, let's go

Ethan's mother, welcome

Hello

Hi, Ethan

Welcome, please come this way

Over here

Your lips look dead

And they're chapped!

Guys don't need that...

Let's hurry and go

Ethan's mom, how do you have such a great complexion?

Come on!

Oh, my!

Excuse me!

What brings you here?

Come on

There you go again

I'm the twin's father

The twins?

- Dad! - Daddy!

Oh, my sweet babies

Twins...

I guess you didn't recognize me because I gained weight

I guess so

Hello I'm not too late, am I?

No, ma'am Please come inside

Honey, isn't it heavy?

It's okay

Kids, let's go see your friends

Your dad has grown very big

Hello

I bought some bagels You should all have some

Their bagels are really good

This is our regular restaurant, but people line up for these now

Isn't this Gangnam Bagel that's really famous on social media?

Yes, that's right

I got them in a hurry after work because the line was short

You know what it is

I must be a TSG, indeed

- Pardon? - Pardon?

TSG

Trend-sensitive guy

T, what?

I don't know Just eat this

Come on, I don't eat such things

They live in the leading apartment

He's the father of the twins and is expecting their third child

They must be wealthy

They were wearing expensive clothes, too

Oh? This is really good!

- Is it good? - Try it

- It's good, it's good - It's good, right?

So-so

Aren't there good enough places in Cheonpo as well?

This seems to be overrated

You're right

Have you been to the bakery on the first floor of Lepol Mall?

Yes

I think that suits my palate better

You should be grateful

She's working perfectly fine, even if she's pregnant

All you do is spend what I earn

It's good, isn't it?

Oh, it's good

Bagels are just bagels

But they're always sold out when I go there after work

Will you be able to do it by 11 o'clock?

I heard the twin's father is the CEO of some company

Is it true?

My husband said

he's the CEO of some kind of corn company

Oh, unicorn, unicorn

That's right Unicorn, a unicorn

Despite his looks,

he must earn a fortune

A unicorn, as if

I'd be more convinced to be told that he runs a private loan business

Is it possible?

Then, fifteen Cute Teddy Corn Dogs and Unstoppable Octopus Sotteok each

They're children's snacks, so please deliver them safely

Yes

Okay

Oh, Jay's mom!

Is Jay's mom not here yet?

You're right

Will we be able to see her husband today?

You're right, you're right

Good morning

Hello

Hi, Jay

Hello Let's go

See you later

Jay's mom, Jay's mom

He's the part-timer at your cafe

Yes, I'm here to part-time today

Jay's dad seems to be highly uninterested in his child's education

He should've afforded time on a day like this, like the other dads

What did you say your husband did?

Just how preoccupied is he...

Ethan's mom, I guess you didn't know

Jay's dad is working in New York

I heard he's the head of some securities company's New York branch

Oh, is that so?

I think I've heard of it That must've been true

How much is the private equity fund he runs in New York?

Did you say it was hundreds of billions?

Hundreds of billions?

He's an Ivy League graduate

Oh, my goodness

You must have many good sources

We should get together when he comes to Korea someday

Yes, yes, we should

And he's drop-dead gorgeous

Oh! Uh...

That's right He's got broad shoulders

And he's really tall

He has the aura of an actor

Really?

No wonder Jay is so good-looking

You should know when to stop!

What are you both doing?

And you know I'm trying to clarify myself to the mothers...

Wait, it's not a total lie

It's not groundless

Eun-gyu graduated from an Ivy League college

She works in the financial sector and makes a fortune

They all make sense

That's ridiculous

And why are you playing along with her?

I mean, this lady was hinting at me

Lady?

Oh, I'm sorry

I must've lost it for a second

But Ethan's mom, who always slurs her pronunciation and behaves obnoxiously,

can't say anything to you

It felt so good to see her struggle in front of you

Let's go

Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!

Just trust me

Jay, look at me

Your mom will nag if your face goes dry

There we go

Okay, everyone We'll play the ball-passing game now

Everyone, please come forth

Everyone, we're going to have a ball-passing game with our parents

Red team, ready?

- Yes! - Yes!

Blue team, ready?

- Yes! - Yes!

On your marks,

get set...

This is a game where we must toss this ball to that side

Quickly

This is Sia's It's cute

I'm not going to throw it

No, come on...

We'll only win if we throw this...

Oh, I don't want to!

Then, we'll lose

Ethan, you can't kick it You can't kick it

Use your hands, use your hands

Wow, that's so cool!

(What?)

(Why is he doing his best?)

Hurry!

Sia

Wow, you're so cool!

What about Daddy? Huh?

Sia

What about Daddy?

Watch out, Song-yi!

Are you okay?

You almost got hit

Make sure not to hit anyone

And the game ends in three, two, one!

And blue team wins!

Song-yi! Song-yi!

Well done, well done

We lost because of you, Daddy!

I'll win the n, next one...

Now, it is time for the amazing dad's race

Please come forward

I'm still hungover from last night

Just take it easy

It's not like there's a prize at stake

We should warm up first

Ji-hyeok, you look so motivated

I was a former athlete,

so it'll hurt my pride if I lose

A former athlete? In which sport?

This and that until high school

Former athlete, you wish

Are you talking about when you were on "Fly Shoot Dori"

for a split second?

Kang-in is a junior colleague

But then, people with a build like you are likely to have worked out before

Oh, if you mention that, I have no choice but to win

Why are you all trying so hard? Let's just take it easy

Why? I'm having so much fun

Since our dads are big and powerful,

we're going to have a gorilla race

Please cheer them on so they can do their best

- Daddy! - Honey!

Honey! Take it easy!

Don't be hard on your joints! Okay?

Fighting, Daddy!

You must win, no matter what!

Yes, Shannon! I'll cheer up!

Daddy!

Mom, Dad's gaze is a little weird

Fighting!

Take it easy!

Fighting!

Ready

Set

You're one foul player

You're the one who threw fair play down the ditch first!

What? Ditch? Ditch?

- Oh, my goodness - What did you say?

Oh, my goodness

Honey!

Honey, are you okay?

Oh, my goodness! Honey, honey! Are you okay?

Wait, who plays games like this?

I saw everything, and Ethan's dad made my husband trip first

Your husband tripped because he kept shoving my husband with his big body!

Oh, my...

Excuse...

The children are watching, so please refrain from...

Wait, but then why is this...

Wait, why are you taking it out on my husband?

It's because he has such an excellent physique

And Ethan's dad cheated first

And fell for his own tricks!

What?

What did you say to my husband?

Ethan's mom, why on earth are you doing this to me?

What did I do?

What did I do?

Honey!

- Honey! - Oh, my goodness

Oh, my god!

- Are you okay? - Oh, no!

- Excuse me, excuse me! - Shannon's dad

- 911, 911! Someone dial it, quick! - Wait, sir!

- Oh, my goodness - Oh, no

911, 911!

One, two!

I told you to take it easy

Shannon, Daddy's okay

You're not a daddy, you're a grandpa!

Everyone gave it their all today...

This has never happened before, but...

Let's see

Currently, Ethan's family and Sia and Teo's family are tied for first place

Since time is almost up, why don't we wrap up

with both of them winning first place?

Let's proceed with the final round

A match is a match

Shall we?

Can you do this with your physique?

All sports are about mentality, no?

Don't try too hard

Hamstring injuries last for a long time

I didn't come this far to go easy on you

Are the two of you ready?

Ready?

Go!

Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my! We won!

- I won, I won! - Daddy won!

Don't touch me, don't touch me

We won!

Sia and Teo's father wins!

Wins!

This victory isn't mine alone

I'd like to confidently announce that this is my family's victory!

I didn't know a kindergarten sports day was this fierce...

I know, right?

I mean, I also tried my best,

but dads are unbeatable

I'm sorry, Jay I wanted to win for you

It's okay I had so much fun today

You're the best

I'm the best? High-five!

I'll make sure to win next time

Okay

Roar! You're a leopard

I heard a man shouldn't apply such things

Says who?

Sir, these days, you must take care of your skin regardless of age or gender

And Sia would prefer having a boyfriend with perfect skin

This is organic

Yes, it's organic

It's for Jay, so I got the one with great quality

And the texture is really smooth

Jay, did you have fun without Mommy today?

Yes! Yi-an was so cool today!

He jumped really well, and he was super strong, too!

- Jay - Yes?

Do you want Yi-an to be our family?

What are you on about?

No

Huh?

I like my family as it is right now

Mommy, Song, and Jay

I'm happy

But then,

why do you call your mom "Mommy" and call me "Song"?

Why are you talking to me casually? Why? Why?

Did you like that?

You seemed to like it even more than last time

I mean, you seem to be getting the hang of it

You've become more natural than before

Oh, is that so?

At first, I had a hard time coming up with the lines

But I think I'm doing a better job as I keep doing it

But then, did someone teach you?

Huh?

What are you talking about? Who would teach me?

I mean, it's different from how we used to do it,

so I was curious

I studied it

I studied by myself

You don't know how much I think of you

Is that so?

Of course

(What do you think about when you see)

(the woman your husband is having an affair with?)

What is it?

Poop!

Use the other bathroom

I'm having a shower

I'm better focused here

Just go

(I start to get curious about her)

(Am I the weird one?)

(My husband is acting strange these days So, I secretly checked his cell phone)

(And he had been texting another woman, who happens to be the neighbor downstairs)

(Comment 1: Why would you let that slide? You should kill them)

(Comment 2: I'd divorce him right away)

(Comment 3: Don't just kill the woman, but kill your husband first)

You saw that day, right?

She confronted me about why I was treating her that way

Yes, I was taken aback that day, too

The twin's mom clearly seems to feel inferior to you

That's what I'm saying

But then, the twin's mom is close with Jay's mom

I heard Jay's mom picks up Sia and Teo after kindergarten, too

Yes

So what if she's close with Jay's mom?

What's so good about Jay's mom?

- Hello - Hello

You must've been having a fun chat

No, we were having a boring chat

I'm seeing you often these days

Yes

I'm working shorter hours from today until I take maternity leave

Big companies sure do provide great benefits for employees

Most companies allow you to work shorter hours these days

It's not just the big companies

I see

- Mommy! - Mommy!

- See you guys - Bye-bye

Goodness me Teo, you're here

See you guys tomorrow!

Bye-bye

- Bye-bye - Bye-bye

Mommy,

let's go to the kid's cafe with Sia and Teo

Huh?

Jay says he's coming, too

You must be hanging out today Just the two of you

Yes, I'm working shorter hours today, so we had time...

Let's go together

Or maybe not?

Will it be a little uncomfortable?

No! What's there to be uncomfortable about?

Let's go

They even sell draft beer? This is great

For mothers, a glass of beer at a kid's cafe is a life-saver

They don't have something like this in New York, right?

This is all K-culture

Isn't it tough to work?

You're pregnant

Me?

I'm working because I want to

I should work hard when I can

I won't be able to stand doing nothing

Are you sure you weren't gaslighted?

I mean, who in the world works because they want to?

Everyone is working for money

The taste of money is sweet

I make a lot more than you'd imagine

Mommy!

Ethan!

Sia hit me

What?

Sia, did you hit Ethan?

No, it wasn't me

Oh, my Look at her lying with her eyes wide open

Then, are you saying that my son is making this up?

Sia, you really didn't hit him, right?

Ethan hit me first

Hey, you're so shameless!

Excuse me, Ethan's mom

This happened between the kids, so you shouldn't yell like that

And Sia says she didn't do it

Didn't you see her use violence first?

And Jay's mom, mind your own business

Even if you're friends, this isn't something to take sides

I guess violence runs in the family

What?

What did you just say?

Did I say something wrong?

I knew I should've drawn the line between this family since sports day

Sia said she didn't do it

Who knows if she's lying?

Oh, my

Oh, you're one scary person

Are you saying that our Sia lied?

Excuse me, you're crossing the line

Ladies,

am I crossing the line? Huh?

Isn't this an understandable situation?

- It's tricky - It is kind of tricky

Tr, tricky

Ethan's mom

And just how old are you?

What?

I've been wondering how old you are

We look about the same age, but why am I the only one talking politely all the time?

Yeah!

You were always so rude to Hana

Yeah!

If you can't stand it, you should do the same

Then it'll be sorted

Go ahead, why don't you?

Do you think I can't?

Everyone!

The pottery teacher?

Chan-yang?

How did you get up there?

Do you need a VAR?

But what were you trying to film?

Oh, it's not like that

I'm filming a Vlog these days, and this was recorded

Oh, this part

- Give it to me - No

- Give it! - Oh, I said no!

See?

Ethan hit her first

Wait

What are you doing?

Apologize

What?

You said we were violent and insulted us just because of a children's fight

and blamed Sia for everything

Ethan!

Why did you do such a thing?

Be honest with Mommy

I was trying to give the yellow ball to Sia

What?

I wanted to play ball with Sia

I wanted to play with the yellow ball instead of the ball she had

But Sia wouldn't let go and tried to give it to Jay

It's okay

The kids have such a beautiful heart

You kids are good friends

I'm sorry for misunderstanding you

My child is in a mess from crying, so I'll get going first

We better leave, too

I have something to do

Ethan's mom,

I'm sorry for raising my voice, too

Don't run, don't run

You might end up becoming in-laws with Ethan's family

Hey!

Why would you say such a horrendous thing?

Hey, but then, that woman from earlier...

Who was it?

Oh! She's!

She's the wife of Jin-ho, the rock The one who runs a pottery workshop

May I join you?

Yes

I'm seeing you often these days

Yes

The two of your children don't take classes at my academy, do they?

I run a pottery class for kids at Cheonpo Mall

I'm Chan-yang, Ahn Chan-yang

Oh, yes, Chan-yang

Thank you so much for earlier

Thanks to you, it was proved that Sia wasn't wrong

It was nothing

But then, Ethan isn't a bad kid, either

You seem to love children

Me?

I don't like children

- Pardon? - Pardon?

Oh, umm...

What were you doing here, Chan-yang?

Oh, umm...

Can I call you by your names?

I think I'm younger than both of you

How old are you?

I was born in 1991

- Yes - Yes

Can I ask you something?

And then, I'll tell you

- Me? - Yes

Yes, well...

Song-yi

Are you having fun cheating with my husband?

[Sorry Not Sorry]

That's a wrap for today

I'm thinking of going on a trip with Jay

I'm so happy!

If you're here to find a guy again, you should give up

Why are you wearing glasses

if you're going to look at everything from a twisted perspective?

- (Escaped after a month and still on the run,) - Ten million won?

(stirring up controversy)

(Even if it's out of concern, this would be rude, right?)

But there's an escaped convict on the run these days!

I like you, Song-yi

Can I have your number?

What? Where did she go?

Please help me!