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I'd like to apologize

sincerely for what I did.

I can't believe this.

Why did it become such a big deal?

I don't want to have to pull you up
on every little thing.

If you get what you did,
then we're done here.

Understood.

Why did the chief get mad at you?

- I'm not sure.
- Are you for real?

- I feel stupid for being slightly worried.
- No wonder the chief was annoyed.

But Takano,

it's great to apologize... Hang on a second.

I have to prepare for an exhibition again.
I'm going to stay in a hotel by the venue.

Please make sure to feed Momo.

She's had a lot
of overnight business trips recently.

Could she be...

cheating on me?

I wonder what has gotten into Hatoyama.

April 12 is supposed to be auspicious

for us, so I booked
a venue for the ceremony.

That's just two months from now.
I guess it's time to pay the piper.

Ukai, those two seem
lost in thought all of a sudden.

Akane Ukai, the results
of your tarot card reading

are now available.

You are not compatible
with your current partner,

and I believe that you should break up.

This is the result of asking
a fortune teller for a third opinion?

Everyone seems like
they are worried about something.

I am sure those faces
are due to troubles in love.

Why do you think that?

You really just fly
by the seat of your pants.

Why do people fall in love with others?

For me, who has never loved everyone
with all of his heart,

I still don't know the reason.

But actually,

I wonder if such a day will ever come.

A talented hawk hides his claws.

But it is a story about
pigeons, pheasants,

and hawks.

Many other birds will also be there.

Time to tuck in.

- just as it does in summer.
- I won't make it home today either.

Momo.

Mama won't be back home today either.

GIVE PRIOIRITIES TO PEDESTRIANS

Okay...

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

BEGIN

01:00 ONE BELL LEFT

Time to relax.

Let's not overthink things.

There's no way Misa would cheat on me.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, Takano.

Morning.

Please wake up, Hatoyama.
You're at work now.

Takano, you've got it wrong.

He is practicing mindfulness.

- Did you say "mind hill"?
- Are you playing stupid on purpose?

JUST ONE BELL LEFT

YOU ARE FINISHED

Okay,

time to take on another day.

Okay.

You are really keeping going at that.

It really calms me down.

I'm not just talking about the mindfulness
but the walking too.

You keep coming in your sneakers.

It's popular lately. It's the morning
routine of people on their game.

You're someone who really
wants to appear interesting,

so I bet that you listen to world news
on your smart speaker at home, right?

And then I bet his breakfast
is grilled salmon, broccoli.

Making him look like he has
such a prim and proper life.

Wait. Are we right on the money?

Well... ehm... I mean...

Well... of course... ehm...

Hatoyama, you seem to be
really easy to understand.

No way. You're wrong.

I can do spontaneous things
that are out of character.

- Don't think that I can't!
- I know, I know.

I'm just saying you are easy to understand
because you're logical and consistent.

Exactly, and how you got married

is just like you'd see
in a manga for girls.

- Right.
- So, I'm actually jealous of you.

I'm plain?

Hey...

What if you tried this some time?

I think it would suit you.

No way. I couldn't do that.
I'm not that adventurous.

You are

really plain.

Misa called me plain before.

Could that be the reason
for her infidelity?

Did she get tired of me
because I'm a plain and boring person?

COD ROE CIDER

I've seen that. It's soda that tastes like
cod roe. I always wondered who'd buy it.

You're wrong, Hiwada.

I didn't plan on buying it.

But it was somehow in my hand
while I was still deciding what to buy.

So, you just didn't realize
you were doing it at all?

Takano has completely broken free
of the ordinary.

I should aim to be like her.

I've got it.

From today, Takano will be my mentor.

Mentor? No, it says tarako.

Takano,

I want you to be in charge
of teaching me things.

I want to move away

from being a plain person.

Hatoyama, I don't think
you need to go that far.

Takano,

I'm counting on you.

Understood. Please follow me.

This is bad. This is bad.
We have pushed his buttons.

Hiwada, Hiwada. Follow them.

- Get going, get going.
- Hurry, hurry.

You want to change
from being too normal a person?

What have you brought me here?

These two are this company's
most famous weirdos.

That's a really big statement
coming from you, Takano.

Hey, hey, Takano,

what makes you think I'm a weirdo?

Ehm, by the way, Mozuo,

I'm really sorry if this
constitutes harassment,

but how do I say this?

You look a bit different than usual today.

I signed up for a subscription service
that sends me clothes to wear.

But inputting info into the site
was too much of a pain,

so I ended up with clothes
that don't match my style at all.

And it's also a pain to return them,

so that's how I ended up like this.

That make's sense.

- Why don't you use AI too, Hatoyama?
- Huh?

The AI can provide you with a custom plan,
as long as you put in some conditions

and answer some questions.
What do you think?

My partner is doing it.

- Your partner?
- Yes, I'm married.

Are you? Did you know that, Hatoyama?

- I had no idea.
- I didn't either.

Are you married, Ikaruga?

- What do you think?
- Huh? What an annoying question.

You give me the impression
you can't be contained within marriage.

- Is that how I look?
- Yes, you do.

But I do have a partner.
And they work here too.

They work here? Who is it?

- H-H-Hey, we should get going.
- Bing bong!

Tsuruta from accounting?

- Nope, that's not it.
- Who could it be?

C-c-come on. They're both busy.

Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.

- How about Shiratori?
- Come on. Let's go.

- We have to get back.
- How about Fukuroi?

Nope.

Provide some unconventional actions

for a serious guy

who is set in his routines

to discover a new version of himself.

YOU SHOULD GO
TO "GAL CAFE AGE" IN SHIBUYA

What's wrong?

I asked AI what I should do,

and this was its response.

YOU SHOULD GO
TO "GAL CAFE AGE" IN SHIBUYA

Gal Café Age in Shibuya?

- Age?
- Age?

I've never been to a gal café.

I'll look for somewhere else.

You made me jump.

You said you wanted
to change yourself, right?

- Hey. What's up?
- Come on in!

- Welcome!
- Welcome!

- Take a seat!
- Sit down!

- So, this is what it looks like.
- Wow.

- Look at him. How funny?
- Thanks for coming with me, Takano.

Nice to meet you.

You can't use polite language here.

Can you read?

- Polite language?
- You can't use it here.

Got it!

- Is this guy okay?
- What's your name?

- My name?
- Yeah.

- It's Hatoyama.
- We'll call you Hato-pon.

- Hato-pon!
- How cute!

- What about you, big sis?
- I'm Takano.

You'll be Takatama.

- That's so cute.
- Thanks.

Do you want something to drink?

- Can I get an ice coffee?
- Okay.

I'll have a cod roe cider.

- We ain't got that!
- You don't?

How long have you been gal for?

I've been a gal since I was born.

I've had eye lash extensions
since I was born.

- Yay.
- Exactly!

That's wonderful.

They are such free spirits.

- More like, let's take a picture.
- Let's!

Take a load off!

Next, soak up hot waves in a sauna.

Oh, it's so hot. Stop, stop, stop.

It's hot. It's so hot.

Next, let's go to a knitting café.

- So, this is how you do it, right?
- Exactly.

- Right.
- You're very good at it.

- Right.
- Right.

He can really do it.

- Right?
- Right?

Next, apply to be an extra in a movie
with lots of special effects.

Fire, fire! It's after blowing fire!

We have to escape!

- This is terrifying. It's so scary!
- After that, I went skydiving with him.

Hatoyama!

Don't worry about me.

This one's for Hatoyama!

We played airsoft together.

- Ehm...
- Who are you two?

We celebrated the birthday
of someone we didn't know.

We tried a number of different things
together for a month.

It's really great
that he could do all of this.

I guess because he's a serious guy,
when he decides to do something,

he goes for it.

Good morning.

Let's work hard again today.

Good morning, everyone.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

Good morning.

Hatoyama, how long
do you plan on keeping this up for?

I usually set a limit on these things,
but this time,

I don't feel like setting one.

If I spend every day acting randomly,

I was thinking my heart and mind
would start feeling random

or I'd start to feel like
nothing matters at all.

When you say nothing at all,
does that include work?

Well, who knows?

Click, click.

THIS ONE HAS A DIFFERENT EXPRESSION
THAN THE OTHER ONE WHO LOVES TO BE SPOILED

Is it me, or is he turning into Takano?

Hatoyama has turned into Takano?

- What are you saying?
- I don't know.

But in any case, he is different now.

Chief, those two can't go on like that.

I mean...

I'm sure he'll turn back to normal soon.

If this continues, he may quit altogether.

- He'll quit?
- Hatoyama is the heart of this company.

If he quits, we are all in trouble.

Well...

I guess you're right. Okay.

I will do something about it.

Right, right, right? Just as I thought,

It was really worth buying these clubs.

No matter the swing,
it always goes straight.

But forget about this. Hatoyama, it seems
like you are worried about something?

Tell me what is bothering you.

- No.
- Don't hide it.

Have you forgotten how long
I have known you for?

Today, don't think of us
as a boss and his subordinate.

We are just two guys hanging out.

Tell me.

What happened?

Well...

I think that my wife

may be having an affair.

An affair?

Hey, hey...

What are you saying?

Tell me all of the details.

- These really look delicious.
- Don't they?

Let's take a picture.

- Let's do it.
- Yes, let's do it.

Are you sure you are happy having me here?

If I didn't invite you, you'd never
hang out with anyone from work.

- Let's eat, let's eat, noon club.
- Noon club!

Ugh, coming in to the office
on a holiday is awful.

You're right. We just need to set up
the system and then we can head home.

Huh? That's Takano.

- What are you doing?
- I forgot today was a day off.

I'm headed home.

Hang on a second, Takano.

Why don't we have a coffee
in the Development Department?

By the way, I heard a rumor.

Hatoyama and Shigiishi both joined
the company at the same time.

I heard a rumor that they both
used to hook up with each other.

- No way?
- Wait a second.

Didn't you used to cheat with Shigiishi?

Huh? What are you talking about?

There's no way I'd ever
do something like that.

That's fake news.

They were good friends,
but it was never more than that.

Hatoyama wouldn't have the courage
to do something like that.

That's good to hear.

But I did hear that Shigiishi slept
with Suzaku two times or so.

Gross!

If you're going to accuse me of that,

I could throw it back at you.
You slept with Shigiishi, right?

Don't say something so stupid.

Hiwada, have you been seeing anyone?

I have nothing interesting going on.

I never had a girlfriend until university,

and then, when I got one, she broke
it off before I started job hunting.

There's been no-one else since then.

So, you're withering on the vine.

What about you, Karasumori?

If you are out throwing insults,
I presume you're in some big love affair.

I've left everyone in my past

behind me.

That sounds like an interesting story.

I might look like this now,

but I was quite a punk
when I was in high school.

- Wow.
- You don't give off those vibes at all.

But I thought that there was
no benefit to me

in remaining on the edges of society.

So, I cut myself off
from all of my friends in my local area

and the girlfriend I had at the time.

- What? Can you just cut them off?
- Yes, you just break away.

Forget about that.
We're talking about your wife.

Ah, yes. You're right.

What happened? Hurry up
and tell me all the details.

Come on, come on.

I think that my wife

is no longer interested in me.

For the past month,

I have been doing crazy stuff,
but she has never said anything to me.

What about you, Ukai?

Well, I...

Well? Are you getting on well

with everyone in Sales?

- Yes, but...
- But what?

Hatoyama seems to have
something on his mind.

Oh, really? What about the others?

Kijitani is planning his wedding--

I don't care about that.
What about the others?

The others?

Takano,

Ikaruga is asking about Ukai.

- Chief!
- Sorry for calling you in on a day off.

Here is a reward. Baumkuchen.

Thanks. I'll take one.

So, you want to hear about Ukai?

Not particularly.

Everyone in this company
knows that you two are together.

Really?

Is that true?

Do you know how much
of a pain this was for us?

It was a pain?

Watching you both all over each other.

We saw it, but had to pretend we didn't.

We pretended we didn't see you two
making eyes at each other,

as if to say, "Let's meet
over there after work."

It was so obvious.

That's why I hate office romances.

How long have you known for?

We knew right after you started going out.
We knew from how you were acting.

You started getting all creepy.

Ikaruga, you were quite creepy.

I'm not seeing anyone right now.

You did visit a fortune teller
recently though.

How do you know about that?

I know everything.

- I won't even be outdone by you.
- Do you like fortune tellers?

I don't believe in it.

I just accompanied my friend
and got a reading at the same time.

I really don't believe in it at all.

How do I say this?

Her behavior has been weird lately.

- Did you guys have a fight?
- No.

I was thinking the timing might be right

to maybe propose or something?

You want to propose?

Yes.

But it seems like

she went to ask
a fortune teller for advice.

There is someone looking
for my hand in marriage.

I asked a fortune teller
to check on our compatibility.

She said that we shouldn't get married.

And then I got a second opinion
just to be sure.

Does she think
she's talking about doctors?

She told me that I should get married.

So, I thought, "Damn,
their opinions are split."

Why would you get two opinions
from fortune tellers?

Then I thought I just
had to get a third opinion.

She's really struggling
to make up her mind.

Do you like your potential partner?

I don't have those feelings at all.

But I'm thinking about
what I want in a potential partner,

and he might just be

a bit too "rock".

I'm not "rock" at all.

- You aren't "rock"?
- Yeah.

I'm completely normal.

You're normal?

But I would hate people
to look at me like that.

So, that's why I grew out my hair

and started dressing like this.

I've been trying to use
my sense of being "rock" as a weapon.

And

I do think she likes me as I am.

But to be honest, I think there's
nothing wrong with being normal.

I may be too normal.

And that's why

it's bad to be normal.

I don't really get it,

but what you seem to be saying

is that it's tricky to be in love.

Is Misa really cheating on me?

I wonder if I can't make
this wedding go away.

Should I get a fortune teller to tell me
which of my fortunes is accurate?

Oh no, I've really done it this time.

What happened, Hiwada?

I wrote the name of the signature product
of the e-commerce site I'm in charge

RED BEAN MOCHI

of redeveloping red bean mochi
as red beetle mochi.

That's quite a rare mistake
from you, Hiwada.

At least it wasn't
something worse, like poop.

You're right about that.
But that's not the issue here.

But I heard that the development team
already fixed that.

They did?

I'm so glad to hear that.

Wait.

The boss at the client company
has already seen it.

INCORRECT TEXT ON OUR E-COMMERCE SITE

I have received a complaint via e-mail.

Oh yeah, you were
the original lead on that account.

You should apologize, right?

But I'm not good at apologies.

- Or should I say I hate being shouted at?
- Who doesn't?

But...

I really hate it.

Hiwada!

Have you reflected on what you did?

I have.

Hiwada!

You need to fix your face.
It makes me nervous.

My face?

Hiwada!

You make people feel nervous.

In particular,

you need to fix your eyebrows
and your mouth.

He said there's something wrong
with my eyebrows and my mouth.

Are you okay, Hiwada?

Think of it this way. He's saying
you've a good nose and chin.

That doesn't make me feel better at all.

Okay, I've got it.

I'll share with you
my secrets to apologizing.

Your secrets?

Ever since I was in elementary school,

I have always been scolded
for inexplicable reasons

when I made a mistake or played tricks,
no matter how much I apologized

because they thought I was secretly
laughing inside or planning something.

I can see that somehow.

In any case, anger is profound.

You need to develop the most
appropriate way to apologize.

Oh, you seem like you know
what you're talking about.

Please tell me what you know too.

Of course. There are three steps.

PRINCIPLES OF APOLOGIZING

Never make excuses.

Never contradict what they say.

You must keep saying
"Sure" and "I'm sorry".

That make's sense.

And then, having apologized,

you need to show empathy by matching
your mood to theirs.

And also, your expression
is really important.

- My expression?
- Yeah.

Takano recently apologized
to the chief, right?

Her expression at that time was perfect.

Right.

- I am very sorry.
- That's incredible.

Where did you learn how to make that face?

I just developed it over time.
And also, I got it from dramas.

So, Hatoyama,

try getting mad at Hiwada.

No, no, no.

- Leave me out of it.
- Don't say that. It's for Hiwada.

I can't do it.

Please help me.

Well, I guess to get to basics,

why are you stopping working

over things like this?

Huh?

Sorry.

Do you really think you can fix things
with such a surface level apology?

Sorry for not solving it.

Stop repeating "sorry" over and over.

Hey, this is just a role play.

- You're just acting.
- Sorry won't cut it.

- Calm down.
- Hatoyama ...

- This is no time for "sorry".
- Hatoyama,

it's too realistic.
You're freaking Hiwada out.

He's scaring me.

- Okay?
- Never anger someone like Hatoyama.

- Got it.
- Okay? Okay?

Sorry Hiwada. Sorry.

It's okay. I've calmed down. It's okay.

For me,

what I wanted to say is that

rather than a mechanical apology,

I think that it is more important
to put your heart into it.

I will go apologize with you.

I will go too.

Why?

FUKUMARU RED BEAN MANUFACTURING
FUKUMARU RED BEAN EMPORIUM

FUKUMARU POOP EMPORIUM

Who did this? Name yourself!

That sign has watched over this company

ever since it was founded.

Who broke it?

President Azukisawa,

the group from Talon is here.

Sorry to disturb you
at such a business time,

President Azukisawa.

Why are you here too, Hatoyama?

I am really sorry for what happened.

Is this about what happened
on the e-commerce site?

I mean it is fixed now...

Have they made an even bigger mistake?

Have you come to tell me
about another mistake?

I'm sick of this.

It's not a new mistake.

Never contradict what they say.

Yes, I'm sorry.

Hiwada will explain what happened.

What the heck did you do?

Never make any excuses.

I damaged the valuable reputation
of your company

through my thoughtlessness.

RED BEETLE MOCHI - PACK OF 4

Our name?

I thought one of our staff did it,

but it was actually these guys?

So, it was you

who damaged our sign?

Is she shortening the phrase
"signature product" to just "sign"?

Yes.

Of course,

we tried to fix it earlier...

It isn't fixed at all.

Our company's name remains in the sewer.

She means that they haven't
regained trust yet.

I am truly sorry.

You just keep bowing your head.

As a senior colleague,
what do you make of this?

Ehm, President Azukisawa,

- she's--
- I think

that a few letters changing in the name

didn't seem so unnatural to me,
so I didn't even notice.

Wait.

How much do you think the letters changed?

How did you change it again?

Don't throw it to me
all of a sudden like that.

What?

FUKUMARU POOP EMPRORIUM

Wait. If you look closely at the sign,

it actually spells out Red Poop Emporium.

Are you guys trying to make
a fool out of me?

No, we have just come to apologize.

As a sign of our contrition,
we'll give you a discount

- off your next round of maintenance fees.
- That's not the problem.

Why did you damage our sign?

Don't keep your mouth shut! Spit it out.

Ehm...

Hiwada!

My finger just moved
without me thinking about it.

- I deleted the last few letters.
- Come here.

RED BE -> RED BEETLE

You did it unconsciously?

RED BEAN -> POOP

That makes no sense.

I'm sorry.

I always make angry people even angrier.

I'd love to see what parents raised you.

Is it really all my fault?

It's just a few letters.
Is it such a big deal?

Would you bring my parents into it?

She's just using me to relieve stress.

That must be it.

She's the same as all of those adults
when I was a kid.

And she's acting more
high and mighty because she's a client.

We are all the same, right?

If society values people
who suppress their feelings

and keep apologizing no matter what,

that society

can go to hell.

Wipe that look off you face.

If you have something to say, then say it.

Aren't you going a bit far?

Take back what you said.

Hatoyama?

It is true that he made a mistake.

But he has reflected deeply on it

and apologized sincerely.

But bringing his parents into it?

You don't find that absurd?

Hatoyama,

there are some things that can't be
resolved through simple apologies.

What do you want?

I'm paying it back on the double.

I'm feeling a brief sense
of clarity and exhilaration.

She must have seen the drama
that famous line comes from yesterday.

Okay, Hanzawa...

I mean Hiwada.

Pay her back on the double.

What do you think you are doing,
taking me for a fool?

We are not taking you for a fool.

Hatoyama,

your subordinates
are being incredibly rude.

How have you raised them up?

- President...
- What do you want?

This is very difficult for me to say,
but rather than worrying about

how people in other companies are trained,
have you looked in the mirror?

What are you talking about?

I heard that your part-timers
at your new store treat customers poorly,

and it caused a small scandal online.

What?

This caused your shop to be chosen
as the sweet shop people would least like

to work in. Did you know that?

What?

Is that true?

You weren't aware?

Now that you say it, I do remember
something about that.

THE DARK SIDE

But I just couldn't believe it.

- Kasai...
- Yes.

RANKING OF JAPANESE CANDY STORES
PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK IN

We're out of anti-bacterial handwash
downstairs.

My sincere apologies.
I'll replace it immediately.

When did this happen?

When did we become a company
where people can't say what they think?

This year marks the 100th year
since we were founded.

I believed that the strictness
of my forebearers

protected the reputation of this company.

So, that's why I was proud

of how hard I was on my staff.

But it seems like

I was off base.

I am thirsty.

You don't have to say how you feel
at this exact moment.

I guess I shouldn't have worried

about a sign. It's the company

that was broken this whole time.

I guess that to me,

it was a simple typo.

But it was very important to her.

Ehm...

I started speaking despite myself.

And my body started to move.

I am extremely sorry

to have damaged the reputation
of your company.

I am truly sorry.

No, I am at fault.

I got too angry.

Sincere apologies.

I'll try to develop an atmosphere
in the company

where people can say anything they wish.

Great.

When people lack the right words,
it creates mistrust.

So, let's make sure we can say
what we want to.

- Right.
- Right.

A place where they can say what they want.

I'll have a contractor fix the sign.

We can't be the Red Poop Emporium.

The Red Poop Emporium?
What are you saying?

Huh?

- Wow.
- It's great that she forgave you.

Indeed.

But it seems like the boss was
misunderstanding something the whole time.

She thought that I had destroyed her sign.

In any case, it all ended well.

Well, I guess so,

but it turned out to just be old age.

Listen, Hiwada. The best part of someone
being mad at you is after you're forgiven.

What do you mean?

It's that moment
when the person who got angry

tries their very hardest to speak

to the person they got mad at
in a very friendly manner.

Got it.

It's emotional.

That's quite deep.

- Isn't it?
- You're exactly right.

You're so wise.

A while back,

I wonder if I was
a bit too hard on Takano.

The chief is talking to Takano.

We might be able to see
that moment right now.

- Chief.
- What is it?

Your fly is down.

Huh?

You're right.

What happens if the person
who was scolded speaks first?

I have no idea.

I'm home.

Shouldn't you be at work?

- I came home early.
- Why?

Not having the right words
leads to mistrust.

So, let's create

the kind of relationship
where we tell each other everything.

Stop sending me messages
while we're at work.

We're at work right now.

I may not be rock,
but am I enough for you?

What's all this about?

I may be plain, but am I enough for you?

What are you talking about?

I love you, Misa.

So,

please don't cheat on me.

Cheating?

What the heck are you talking about?

I mean...

you've been staying
at a lot of hotels lately.

And you called me plain.

Those hotel stays
are really just for work.

And, I really like

how normal you are.

- Really?
- Really.

What got into you all of a sudden?

I'm so relieved.

What do you mean, "rock"?

You like how "rock" I am, right?

You like me because I'm edgy,

weird, eccentric, and a genius, right?

- But actually, I'm--
- Ehm...

Eh...

I've never thought that once,
not even for a moment.

So, what do you like about me?

- I'm not actually sure myself.
- Huh?

Maybe it's

how you treat me better

than anyone else in the world would.

By the way,

what is this?

GAL CAFÉ AGE

Why did you go to a Gal Café?

- An AI bot told me to go. I didn't want--
- What about this?

COME BACK AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU, HATOPON

You look like you're having a lot of fun.

- Yay.
- Ehm, well...

- This is...
- It looks like so much fun.

I'm going to stay
at my parents for a while.

- Huh, ugh...
- Come here, Momo.

It's just you and me for a while.

W-w-wait!

Oh, I got a fourth opinion
from a fortune teller.

- A fourth opinion?
- Yeah.

Let's wait for that result

before we talk about marriage again.

See you later.

Sorry to have worried you, Chief.

My wife wasn't cheating on me.

That's boring, Hatoyama.

What happened with Hatoyama?

He thought his wife was cheating on him,

but actually, she wasn't.

Cheating?

Oh, speaking of that, Ikaruga from my team

is back with Ukai.

Were those two going out?

You really know nothing, Hiwada.

You know about it, Takano?

I wonder why Ukai fell
for Ikaruga in the first place.

He's not a bad guy,

but there's nothing good about him either.

People fall for others
without reason, right?

Yes, yes.

When it comes to matters of the heart,

most people turn into fools.

Into fools.

- I'm sure that's right.
- It is.

Everyone's picture folders on their phone
are full of pics of the other person.

Their taste in food and drink
changes depending on their partner.

Even their manners of speech change.

That's really creepy.

It doesn't matter if it's creepy.

I'm sure you've done some
creepy things in the past too, Mozuo.

Did I?

I get it. Being creepy
means being happy, right?

That's it exactly.

You've got it, Takano!

Wow, you really get each other.

I guess you did sleep together twice.

What?

Huh... eh... I...

Did I say something just now?
Please forget about it.

Hiwada!

- Who told you that?
- Ehm... well...

- Is it true?
- No way. No way!

I mean, I have my choice of men.

- What do you mean by that?
- I mean exactly what I said.

- Ehm...I...
- That's pretty rude of you.

Takano.

- That's awful.
- Hang on, hang on,

did you do it?

- We didn't!
- Just once!

- No way.
- What?

- Don't tell me you forgot about it?
- What are you talking about?

It seems like people get creepy
when they fall in love.

But I've never loved someone
so much that I turn creepy.

Will I ever be able to love someone

so much that I turn creepy?

Hiwada!

Oh, I'm sorry.

They said something about head... something?

Headhunting?

Everyone is being let go!

- What?
- What?

Hamster sounds like
being a star in the world of ham.

The ultimate robot, the Takano Robo.

It makes no sense at all.

Thank you for taking care of me.

Subtitle translation by: Shane Forde