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♪ She was standing In a disco light ♪

♪ And you were standing Right behind her side ♪

♪ Be careful, she wants To take some life With her eyes ♪

♪ Shining like the night

♪ Take it...

♪ ...Take it

♪ Take it

♪ Take it

♪ Take it...

What's the story with those guys over there?

Um, I don't know, they're foreign.

Wow, somebody needs to get laid.

Dude...

Oh, you bitch.

- Hi... Hi. - Hey.

Is there a problem?

Did you have a problem?

It's your country, it's in bad taste.

Yeah, I thought The Simpsons had prepared me for it, but no way.

Wait-- so we're too much like The Simpsons?

No, you're more like not enough... Then you'd be funny.

Well, you should've seen us in season four.

Ever since then we've been coasting on our rep.

No, it wasn't funny?

It wasn't really funny, was it?

What's the word?

You making fun of me?

Why, is it cutting into my tip?

No... I just think it's rude to make fun of people

when you haven't been properly introduced.

So properly introduce yourself.

What are you...?

It's my country, my language.

The same rule applies when you come to Denmark?

- I'm not gonna go to Denmark. - You promise?

No, but seriously, what did he say about me?

He said look at you and laugh...

No... Asshole.

...Like he had said something mean.

- Really clever. - Thanks.

Do you have anything, like, before the day after tomorrow?

No, no, no, no...

Not Dallas.

Okay, how much is that gonna be?

I think I'm gonna go ahead and take that.

Honey, if you could take your call right outside, that'd be great, all right?

- Of course, miss. - Thank you, thank you.

It's, it's Pelle Juul.

J-U-U-L.

So, if I'm stuck, what should I do with my day?

Shut up.

Happy birthday.

Support our teenage drinking program?

Oh, no, I'm sorry, I...

Maybe you know where this is?

Oh, the hostel?

You'll completely get your shit stolen, dude.

I don't think there's a hostel in Austin.

Dude, I don't even know what this is a map of... I don't know.

- Where'd you get this map? - Is there a hostel here?

It's on your right.

There's a coffee shop. It's very simple.

Good luck!

"A coffee shop"?

- You're... - Shh-shh-shh.

Where are you sending him?

You're sending him to the Church of Scientology?

- You think that's funny? - Shh, shh-- they have beds!

- You think that's hilarious, don't you? - They have beds.

Oh, hey, we're closed.

Ooh, already?

Yeah, sorry.

No, that's okay, thanks.

Hey, Simpsons...

We're closed.

- Hey, yeah, yeah, she told me. - Yeah.

You know, this isn't the only Mexican joint in town.

No, but you know... I can't find my way.

Yeah, and you know, three Mexican martinis

and you don't know what planet you're on.

- Drunk. - Oh, he's coming with us.

Hey, there's this, um, party if you want to come too?

You know, you can sober up there.

- Um, did somebody just bust a move? - No...

I could've sworn somebody busted a move.

He's a lost puppy. I'm just helping him out.

Is that what you call it? - Yeah.

Are you coming or not?

Can I have a cigarette?

The whole thing, "Please, dear God,

just say it's a joke, say it's a joke,

he's gonna start laughing any minute."

No, dead serious, he fucking answers the phone--

- What-- who is this for? - Me.

I don't know... I still went home with him.

I figured the worst that could possibly happen was bad sex,

and fuck it, that's always a good story.

Yeah, the world's a little less interesting

since you got off the market, Tessie.

Yeah, like you'd have a shot either way, Karim.

So was it good sex or a good story?

Uh, it was a...

a good story, but not for virgin ears.

Weak... Weak, weak, weak.

To good stories!

To turning 18.

This is a funny way to sober me up, Lisa.

Oh, she wants you good and wrecked to keep you in line, man.

Yeah, well, we've all seen the leash boss lady keeps you on.

Oh!

That woman's not gonna stop running that restaurant to give birth.

- Man alive!

She'd have me breast-feeding if she could figure out how.

That's what you get for marrying the boss lady.

Oh, poor, poor, poor Karim.

I gotta go to the hostel, seriously.

Man, you're gonna get your shit stolen.

- Yeah, I know, it's... - No, no, no, no!

He should stay with us.

- Milhouse... you can have my room. - What?

- What? Marge, no, I couldn't.

No, too late, already done.

I'm staying with that asshole tonight anyway.

No, the asshole is staying with us because you've got a breakfast shift, remember?

- Mm-mm. - Remember?

Mm-mm. I don't remember.

Poopie!

- How you doing? - Good.

You must be that asshole.

Yes, I am.

Milhouse, this is my brother Eddie.

They're calling me Milhouse.

Dude, you got off easy.

Yeah, these girls got names for everybody.

Yeah?

What do you two call me?

I don't know... Carl?

I'm sorry.

- Snap. - We're out of here.

- No-- where are you going? - I just got here.

Bitch!

- See you at home, Vee! - Later, poopie.

You know the chair.

It's like, orange, it's kind of puffy and...

Seriously, you do not have to carry this.

Oh, oh, and it has, like, these little legs.

What are you talking about?

Or we can look in the catalog, you know, then you can help me

pronounce the name of the chair, 'cause I don't get it.

It has, like, eight Ls in it or something.

What is it with you and Ikea?

Do you have no national pride?

Hey, Ikea is not Danish, it's Swedish.

That's something completely different.

What's in here, bricks?

- I got it. - I'll be right back.

These bastards...

- They covered my tag.

- You got my back, right? - Yes!

- Keep an eye out for Chief Wiggum. - Chief... Chief Wiggum?

- Watch out for the cops? - Ooh, yes, right.

Mr. Chief Wiggum.

Chief Wiggum.

Man, I don't think I've ever met someone so into Simpsons.

- I don't know, I don't really watch it anymore. - Yeah? Me neither.

- Can you look out for me? - I'm looking out for you.

"Market forces made me do it."

Yeah, that's one of mine.

Really?

Is that supposed to be political?

See if I buy anything from Ikea.

I'm totally boycotting.

Thank you.

I like this.

Hi...

Okay, good night, Milhouse.

Good night, Lisa.

Oh, and Lisa?

Um... Thanks.

Good night.

Good night.

Fuck it.

- Hey. - Oh, hi.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hi.

So, I, uh... I guess you came to say good night.

- Yes. - All right.

You know, this kind of awkwardness gets points for style.

- I guess. - Yeah.

Now, that's a good boy.

My hair, my hair...

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is retarded!

♪ ...Say there's a place where I should be sleeping ♪

♪ She said, all my...

Wait, um, there's a...

If you do that again...

I'm gonna break your fucking hand.

Oh, well...

I guess I won't be making your breakfast.

What?

Wait, wait-- you're gonna be making me breakfast?

Yeah.

Hey!

No ugly, naked men running around my house.

It didn't seem to bother you last night.

Last night is not this morning.

Oh.

Hmm.

All for you, my delicate flower.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi.

Yeah, I was gonna make breakfast.

So was my bed comfortable?

Uh...

So when did you get in? We didn't hear you.

- I didn't want to wake you kids. - No, you didn't.

Hey...

Do you want this? I think you want this.

- Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

Oh, nice.

I should've known you're a fan.

Those bitches are hot.

- Yeah, well, their shirt sure is.

Oh, my God.

I love your roommate.

- Tessie? - Yes?

- Leave him alone. - No, what?

We were just... We were talking about bands.

We need breakfast tacos.

No, but he's cooking!

No, don't come back without the chorizo.

But he was gonna go, like, all Martha Stewart and shit.

Bye.

All right, all right.

Whoa...!

- I have to go to work... - Oh, no, no, no.

And Tessie's gonna come back...

- Yes, but I can be quick. - Oh, like last night.

Oh, no, not exactly like last night.

Mm...

I'm not even gonna ask.

We're gonna see Grandpa at the game.

You're welcome.

- Yo, right here. - No, no, no, hello!

Not... Are you tailgating on my lawn?

What was that thing you said about ugly, naked dudes

running around your apartment?

No, no, really, you convinced me, you don't have to beg-- here.

- I'm not trying to convince you. - Shh-shh-shh.

I wasn't even going...

You and your magic fingers can stay...

Unless you have something better to do.

Not at all.

Where you going, where you going?

Some of us have to work and I'm already late.

Well, call in-- call in sick.

Dude, we're not all on vacation.

Oh, but...

But I can stay here.

Well, you can stay here tonight,

but you're gonna have to fend for yourself.

I can do that.

No, no, no, no...

No...

Where do you send a tourist around here?

Where do I go to buy a gun?

Or see a hangin'?

Where are the cowboy battlefields?

What the fuck is a cowboy battlefield?

I don't know.

Okay, all right.

I'll take off work...

if you shave that crap off your face.

I'll look stupid if I shave.

You'll be at the cowboy battlefields if you don't.

I'm not touching a hair until you're on the phone with your boss.

Is Karim there, or do I have to talk to boss lady?

No, I'm sick.

Whatever, whatever, whatever, okay?

Hey...

Yeah... Yeah.

Hey, tell 'em how many times you threw up.

Um... Yeah, I...

And the nosebleed, tell them about the nosebleed.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have...

And the rash, don't forget the rash.

Well, I don't know what I'm doing today, but I'm definitely not hanging out with you.

You wanted me to shave.

Oh, I did...

But I didn't know that you were gonna look 12 years old.

I mean, really, in America, there's laws about where you can't have sex with little boys.

Come on, feel this face.

No, quit it!

I'm serious!

You're laughing!

I'm serious and I'm laughing.

I shouldn't have messed with your phone call.

I could have totally lost my job.

- You think I look more like him now, Lisa?

Milhouse?

- It's quite shocking, actually.

Do you remember that one where Lisa sees into the future

and she's getting married and the night before the wedding,

she's trying on her dress with Marge, and she goes,

"Well, Mom, I don't think I should be wearing white."

And Marge says...

"Milhouse doesn't count."

"Milhouse doesn't count." That's so awesome.

You don't think about cartoon characters growing up, not in that way, anyway.

It's one of the most truthful family scenes ever seen

on television, and it's in a cartoon.

This isn't your lead-in to tell me about your family, is it?

No.

- So why are you going home, anyway? Really. - What--

Oh, come on, I don't believe that shit about the Alamo made you do it.

No... Ah...

No, I'm, uh...

I'm running out of money, and--

Why are you lying to me?

There's really no reason to lie.

Well, it's hard to explain.

I, um...

You know, I've...

I want a home, but I don't wanna go home.

You know, basically, I'm just sick of being a tourist.

For a long time, I was on this TV show

where we would travel around the world--

Oh, you didn't tell me I was getting celebrity nookie.

Oh! [laughs] Well...

Danish kid show celebrity nookie.

Um, but we would go to, we would go all over the world

and visit poor countries and do public service projects

and see if we made any sort of impact--

How old were you?

I was 15, 16. It's for kids.

But, no, it could get intense.

Like this one show we did, we were in Africa,

and I helped a man die.

He had AIDS, and there was

basically nothing we could do about it,

so I was just giving him water and helping him, you know,

his family, his wife, his kids, his village prepare for his death.

And the whole time they had me telling him that everything

would be fine if he just drank more water or got more sleep.

You know, I was lying to make them feel better.

Mm.

Shit, oh, I'm sorry.

No, I mean, it's okay.

Fuck, you know?

Yeah.

It's weird.

I don't know, I feel like I get it, though.

It's like, you get to travel the world, but wherever you go,

you have to be really patronizing, you know?

What do you mean?

Well, like the whole thing about rich white kids

from really wealthy countries and they go to find

these very poor dark people and help them find their way

out of the misery of their lives.

I mean, for a TV show, it's really fucked up actually,

like if you think about it.

No, no, no, no, no, we were helping people.

We were encouraging kids to help people.

- Mm. - We were trying to-- what?

I'm just saying as Americans, when we do that,

people think that we're Satan.

That's maybe because America usually helps people out

by bombing the shit out of their countries.

Nobody said anything about bombing anybody.

- Oh, come on! - I don't, I don't do that!

Let's just... Let's just change the subject, okay?

What, your political graffiti is scaring the shit out of your government?

Fuck you. And clean that shit off your face, you fucking asshole.

Hey, hey!

I'm-- I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

What is this?

It's the Oklahoma game.

- Do you have a camera? - Yeah.

- Whoo!

On today's episode of Save a Primitive Culture and Feel Better About Yourself,

we discuss the rituals and romance of Texas football.

Even though this sport may seem really wholesome...

Cold Cokes right here.

- There is child labor.

So are you gonna buy a soda?

- No. - You sure?

You know you want one! You're thirsty!

Like the peacock, the male Texan adorns himself

to attract the opposite sex...

By painting his body and making very guttural sounds

in a show of alpha male dominance.

What the fuck did you just say?

Was that funny, hippie? Was that funny?

- Hey--

Boo-ya!

God.

Don't! Stop!

There must have been beer in that pool.

Or piss.

Hey!

Can't a man get some privacy here?

Fuck! Give me that.

- Give me that! - No!

- Hey! Hey! - Hey!

Hey, you!

- What you got right here? - Oh, my God!

Excuse me, miss.

Hi, I'm from a civilized country.

I've come to patronize you for the viewers back home.

No, no, no, no, no-- agh!

No, no, no, no, no! Yes!

- Mmm. - Oh, my God.

Well... you can go.

But... I wish this could stay.

- Can I keep it?

Yes, I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.

Dude, that was a compliment,

not an upgrade to boyfriend class.

Oh... No, I just meant...

I really don't want to go home.

I feel like a dork.

My best friend, Soren, he got me this job back home.

Mm-hmm.

And I decided to cut my trip short.

Well, that's really grown-up of you.

Yeah... I'm a wanker.

Yeah.

You know, Max and Kristian, they would have given me shit forever.

Otherwise...

- I wouldn't have met you. - Oh, come on!

They're your friends and you're supposed to tell them about your stupid jobs.

And they're supposed to give you shit about it.

Well, the thing is...

They really don't like Soren.

Mm.

He's kind of unpredictable, and they think he's crazy.

We've been friends since forever.

Even my parents aren't so sure about him.

Yeah?

I could tell you some stuff that would freak you out, but...

Tell me.

Well... This one's good, actually.

Um, a bunch of us broke into a public pool and went

- Skinny-dipping. - Mm-hmm.

And we got caught.

And everybody's trying to get dressed except Soren.

He just walks up to these security guys stark naked

and he starts to chat.

And he's smiling and talking about crime...

And all the while, he's getting

this serious fucking hard-on.

Gross!

Yes, the security guys didn't like it either and they threw us in detention.

Nothing serious, just to scare us because we were kids.

He's great.

I think you'd like him.

So, he's like...

The bart to your Milhouse--

always getting you in trouble.

Yeah... That's funny.

Every time somebody asks him directions in English,

no matter where they're going, he'll direct them to

the viking ship museum.

Can you... Teach me how to ask directions to the viking ship museum?

Of course I can.

- You ready? - Okay.

Undskyld, kan de vise mig vejen til viking museet?

Okay...

Undskyld...

Something... Skoot.

Yes, yes.

Come to Denmark, you'll get the hang of it.

That's a long way to go to learn a language that nobody speaks.

Yeah, it's completely useless.

It'd be just for fun.

Yeah.

Just like us, Milhouse.

Just for fun.

Right.

Hey, hold still!

What are you doing?

In case you need my number.

Only for an emergency.

That's not a number.

- Gimme, gimme, gimme! - No!

- Gimme! - No!

Okay, anything but your number.

All right. All right.

What are you gonna write?

Oh, nothing.

Nothing special.

Just, you know...

The names of our children.

What?

Ugh!

Oh, Milhouse, what was that?

Oh, I'm saving it...

For when you come to Denmark.

Get out of here.

Ooh, lady, you better just start talking right now 'cause

you owe me so many details.

I'm not telling you shit.

Oh, is that what you think?

I'm not!

Oh!

Well, I have ways of getting information when I want it!

So is this normal for girls to drive cabs in Texas?

I'm a musician.

Have you ever heard of a band called cock holster?

Come on, gimme the cheese, babe, come on! Nothing...

You're not gonna tell me anything? Wow... Wow!

It must be love!

Hey, you're back.

How are you feeling? You look great.

I feel great, thanks.

You know, sick is sick, but you know, I'm here every day and it's just like...

You know.

I know. I'm sorry.

It's all right, go!

Go do your thing, thanks.

Hey.

Can you turn around?

Did you forget something?

Yeah, I'll bet you did.

Give me that!

Hey, Tess, will you cover for me?

Yes, but you owe me.

Thanks.

Hey! Hey!

Hello?

Hello, am I speaking with Lisa?

Milhouse?

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Is Tess your real name or just your waitress name?

Uh, I don't know.

What's a waitress name?

I knew you weren't a real waitress.

Hey.

So you were the one that wrote that on his arm?

Yeah.

Could I see his face?

No, I don't think you want that, ma'am.

When the cab was hit, your friend was...

thrown from the vehicle.

Uh... Unfortunately, he landed in the road and was hit

by another car.

- I don't think he suffered.

It was pretty terrible, but...

at least he didn't suffer.

Did he go by any other names?

That you know of?

Besides "Milhouse"?

I couldn't pronounce his real name.

So that's what I called him instead.

And do you normally go by "Lisa"?

John, they're nicknames.

But you two were dating?

No.

But he had your number.

We just... We just met.

Okay, so you don't know if he has any family here, and you

don't know how to get in touch with any of his friends, and you

were never gonna see him again.

Look, do you have any idea why he might have turned

his cab around...

And headed away from the airport at the time of the accident?

Huh?

Veronica, we just need any information you got, okay?

Okay.

His stuff didn't come out of the accident in too good a condition.

If you have any information that would be helpful about

why he may have planned to stay in the country...

Maybe he forgot something.

- Okay, maybe he left something at your place? - No.

John... We'll call the consulate.

It's what we were gonna do anyway.

It's not a problem, okay?

- Okay. - Don't worry about it.

Okay. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'm really sorry.

It's not your fault.

Look, I'm really sorry about him in there, you know?

He's just... It's paperwork.

Officer Hayslip.

Oh, my God.

You okay?

Come here.

It's okay.

I didn't really know him.

It doesn't matter.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You want a cigarette?

- No. - Okay.

I can get you some coffee if you need it.

Whatever you need, okay?

Shoot, I mean, if one of my friends died like that...

I don't know what I'd do.

We weren't really friends.

Or lovers.

You okay?

Yeah.

You want a joint?

What?

I mean, I know I'm a cop, but sometimes...

That's okay.

Thank you.

It's okay, you're welcome.

I'm gonna go.

You okay to drive?

I'm gonna go.

- You sure you're all right? - Yeah, thank you.

What a fucking douche.

If he wasn't a cop, I'd totally kick his ass for you.

I can't report him.

Probably could have used a joint.

That's not the fucking point.

I'm not gonna get him fired.

I already have a death on my conscience.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Back up, what are you talking about?

It's because of me he's dead.

If he hadn't slept here, or--

What is this?

Have you been talking to your mother or something?

Baby, this is not your fault.

He died because of a traffic accident, not because he had sex with you.

Vee... Repeat after me.

"My pussy does not kill."

Come on, "my pussy does not kill."

My pussy does not kill.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

How much do they cost?

Why do you have to ask like that, Tess?

Well, are you gonna have anything left over for rent?

Well...

I wanted to talk to you about that.

Oh, this is fucked!

You can't do this!

Tess... I am not asking for your permission.

What is that supposed to mean?

I already bought the tickets, and it leaves this afternoon.

Veronica, I think you're making a crazy, stupid mistake.

Fuck you!

You practically threw him at me! Tess!

I'm not going, okay? I'm not gonna go!

You should fucking go.

- You don't need my permission. - I'll stay. I will stay!

I'm not gonna be treated like an asshole for worrying about you!

- I'm gonna stay, Tess!

You're acting stupid. Okay! I'm gonna stay!

I'm staying, you fucking cunt!

- Do you speak English? - Yes, I do.

Um...

Do you how to get to...

Gronna-gade? Grenna-giddeh?

Gronna-gade?

Do we have the exactly address?

Yeah, Gronnegade. Fine.

Gronnegade.

Hello, Milhouse's cat.

Meow.

Meow.

Oh, it's okay.

Hello?

Hello?

- Hello--

Ugh!

Pelle Juul, V.J. for MTV Scandinavia.

Oh, sorry...

Pelle?

Pelle?

Come out or I'll shoot.

- Um... - Oh, shit...

- Um...

Pelle's not here.

Okay, you're not Danish.

No.

Um, my name is Soren. I'm just one of his friends,

giving the cat some cat food,

but I, I just leave.

- I'm so sorry. - No, wait. Um--

Could I have my arm back, please?

- Pelle's not here. He's dead. - Oh, I'm sorry about that.

I mean, he was a great guy, and I'm really sorry, but--

You think I'm joking?

It's really fun, you're a really great actress, but can I--

- But he's not here. - Well, fine.

Where are you two-- Pelle?

- It's not funny. - Pelle, are you in there?

- Don't go.

- Pelle! - He's not here.

Can I have my arm back, please?

- Please. - No, no, no.

You know, I'm sorry that I--

that I said that all American girls are fat, I'm sorry, but could

you tell me where he is because I haven't got all day

and it's really not that funny-- Pelle!

- Pelle? Don't worry, I will find him.

Where could you be? Pelle?

I-- I got him!

Come out, Pelle, come. Come here.

Pelle?

Can you call the ambulance please, I found him.

It's like blood all over.

Pelle!

I got him! I got him!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Can you tell me where he is, please?

Milhouse was right, you're crazy.

Can you stand back from the door?

Come out.

Come on, this is not funny, okay?

This is not funny anymore.

Will you tell me where Pelle is, please?

I'm sorry.

There was a car accident.

- Stay away from me. - I'm really sorry.

You stay away from me, please?

- I'm really, really sorry. - Shut up.

There was a car accident and Pelle died in it.

My God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

- I'm so sorry.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

No, go away, go, go away,

please.

Will you just please go away?

Just please go away.

I don't know you and I just want

you to go away, please...

Soren?

Soren?

Fuck.

Nej, nej, nej, nej,

nej, nej, nej.

Can you tell me how to get to the viking ship museum?

Can you tell me how to get to the Viking ship museum?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I don't know what to do.

I really have no idea what to do.

Huh?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Soren!

Soren!

Fuck.

Hi... Do you know where Gronnegade Street is?

No, no, um...

It's Gronne...

Gronnegade Street.

Gronnegade Street.

No Gronnegade Street?

You don't know, okay, great.

Where did you go?

- I was following you, you asshole! - No, no, no-- hey!

I told you to stay.

I told you to stay...

You told me in Danish!

I don't speak Danish, you fucking...

Ow! [laughing] Sorry! Okay!

- I don't speak Danish! - I'm sorry.

I'm really, really--

- It's not funny! - No, it's not funny.

- It's not... - Hey!

You shut up and leave him alone!

Shh, shh, shh!

You shut up and leave him alone!

You better leave him alone!

I was really mad at you because I said stay and you left.

- What do we do? I-- - I got fireworks.

You pick one of them because you was in love with him.

You pick one of them.

This one's for you.

Okay, this one is for Pelle.

And this one is for me.

And...

For the cat.

It's okay, I could have the day off.

I don't think I ever seen anyone so hungry before.

There was only cat food in Milhouse's apartment.

You know, I know there was some leverpostej.

- Um, the can in the fridge? - Yeah.

That was cat food.

No, no, no.

It's, um... Leverpostej, it's very Danish, traditional--

Cat food.

No, it's not cat food. You should try to taste it.

- It's really good, actually. - I tried it. Cat food.

No, it says "leverpostej" and it--

Cat food.

Did you call Pelle "Milhouse?"

Yeah.

That's what we called each other.

He called me "Lisa."

It was this really stupid thing that we did.

I can call you "Lisa."

Lisa.

You two would have had beautiful children, you know that?

Very, very beautiful children.

- No. - I don't mean right now, but if you wanted to have children,

it would have been beautiful.

No, uh, it wasn't like that.

Don't misunderstand me.

I mean, later, if you wanted to have some kids,

I just think it would be--

- No, like seriously... - Mm?

All we did was have a lot of sex.

Yeah? You made love?

No, it wasn't love. It was sex.

But can I not say that you're beautiful and Pelle's beautiful?

And I just think that you would have had beautiful... Children.

No...

So he came to your restaurant and then he started to flirt with you?

Maybe he did, maybe it was the other way around.

Yeah, that's just like him, you know.

He always makes you wonder if something is his idea or your

idea or...

Shit.

You know, this is my fault.

It's my fault that he's dead.

No... It doesn't work like that.

The cops told me that his cab was headed away from the airport.

He was coming back to you.

He was in love with you.

Well, if he hadn't loved me, you'd still be talking to him right now.

I'm sorry...

Maybe we should talk in English.

Um... I'm really sorry about your son.

I don't know, I, um...

I just...

He was a really great guy.

Maybe you can both come for dinner tonight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, we used to come here a lot, me and Pelle and our friends.

Just... Picnic on the beach and bathing naked, that kind of thing.

Do you mean skinny-dipping?

- What? - Skinny-dipping?

- Eh... - Skinny-dipping.

It was always his idea.

But he'd make you think it was yours.

God, that show-off.

Well, actually once...

We all... We broke in this big house in Risskov...

You know, we found a lot of alcohol-- vodka, gin, that kind

of stuff-- and we got all really drunk and then we saw they had

this big swimming pool, so we took off our clothes and went

this... Skin... Dipping... Skinny-dipping?

Skinny-dipping.

Yeah, and then we had a lot of fun but then the police came

and we were just...

Getting up and just clothes on, but you know Pelle, he just

walks straight to them, all naked, and then he starts to

tell about his TV show to this police officer who knows him

from the television and then he asks Pelle for his autograph

for his kids, so...

That's, that's how it's like to hang out with famous people.

You liar!

What?

He told me that story.

It was you, not him.

And you got everybody arrested.

Yeah.

You know, I just thought it would be a better story if it

was about him.

So what were you talking about with his family?

I did tell them that you were more than a girlfriend.

Okay...

Yeah, that you and Pelle were gonna get married.

That's good.

What did you really tell them?

That you were going to marry.

- Fuck! - I mean, I had no choice.

You have to understand. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!

They wanted you to leave, okay?

So I had to tell them something so you could stay.

What the fuck am I supposed to now, huh?

Hey, hey, they don't know what you two had, okay?

What the fuck do you know what we had?

- How do you know? - Hey, you don't have to--

What did you do?

Fuck!

Asshole!

- Hey, I'm really sorry. - Fucking asshole.

You know what, get out of the fucking water, you crazy shithead.

Hey, I'm really... Are you okay?

Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, let me warm you!

I'm cold!

Lisa...

Lisa, do you think I could get a...

I love salad.

...But I think it's good.

So then you traveled with him and his friends?

No.

Instead he stayed with you for a while?

- Yeah. - Yeah...

Still, it must have been a surprise after such a short time.

I mean, did he propose, or was it your idea to get married?

He got on one knee and popped the bling-bling.

Yeah.

Um, well, he... He definitely surprised me.

Mm-hmm.

He wrote me this note...

Mm, he did.

A really funny note.

- It was so funny... - Yeah.

Really funny.

Really funny.

It was much better than a ring.

We had this, um, this really huge fight...

Because he never, I mean, he

- never talked about us to you guys... - No.

- And then he kind of sprung this whole... Marriage... - Yeah, I mean, that is, that

- is so much like Pelle... Full of surprises and... - Yeah.

You remember when he gave you all of these kittens

as a gift without telling you?

Yeah.

Oh, sorry, we all must speak English when veronica is here.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

We were happy that he went traveling

and also with his TV job, it's...

But we were missing him so much.

He wasn't here and...

So everything has been a surprise for too long.

He would get used to being away and we didn't hear from him that much.

No, except when there were trouble or when he needed money.

It's not that I want him...

Wanted him to call me all the time, it's just...

Yeah, but you know, we all grow up, don't we?

Yeah, you do.

It would have...

It would have been good to know what he thought of Texas

and that he had met someone like you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I'll start drying those off.

Need some help?

No, I...

I can help.

- No, I don't think you should help.

We got it, yeah?

We got it under control, right?

Yeah, we got it under control.

He has long hair here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he liked that a lot.

It's actually not that long ago.

He wore like, what do you call it, a horse tail?

A ponytail.

A ponytail, yeah.

This one, what's he doing here?

Oh, he was on TV and they threw a cake at him

as a joke on his last day.

You must have been really proud of Milhouse.

Yeah.

Where you going?

Oh, I thought you were going to stay.

I think I have to.

Yeah, I might go see some of Pelle's friends.

They're having a party.

Yeah, I think you're welcome.

But... It's okay.

You say that like it's not okay.

And why are you just rushing off like that anyway?

Well, I'm not family...

Like you.

I can't believe that we're doing this.

But... I mean, can't you see you make them very happy in there?

And that's important.

If I could do the same, I mean...

I just think that it is...

It is very important for them to

know that you and Pelle were very, very much in love.

- Stop saying that. - Okay, but then why did you come here?

I don't know.

I don't know.

So you want to come with me?

Really, I don't know why you came.

I just know that Pelle, he was in love with you,

and that's important to me.

I didn't lie for you, I lied for him.

Yes, I did.

Is there something wrong?

No... He just had to meet some friends.

You have to be careful with him, Veronica.

Always in this door, out that door with him.

We've known him since he was a kid.

He's wonderful, he has a good heart...

but sometimes his heart gets crazy too.

Hey, Lisa, I've got Pelle's show for you.

No...

Sorry...

I'm really sorry.

I understand.

I can't watch him either...

Not now.

Right now I wish I'd never let him do it.

He was our little child and he should be at home with us.

But he got to help people.

Yeah... He did.

He did.

Yeah.

Hey, Jones...

You think you could help me with something?

Total secret mission.

I've got your back.

Come on, go.

All right, give me five.

Don't tell me you smoke.

I'm gonna tell your parents.

I'm not old enough.

So how do you know how to roll?

Pelle taught me.

He said it would impress girls.

He said girls like when boys can do careful things

with their fingers.

Oh, my God!

Really?

Wow...

That must be the best advice a guy ever gave his kid brother.

Here...

What's this for?

Well, you're not supposed to write on anything with it...

Not mailboxes or light posts or anything.

You know, Jones was born right after Pelle left for the TV show.

It became easier that he wasn't there because we had a baby in the house.

But I think it shouldn't have been easier.

Well, I guess it's difficult to explain and understand, but...

But you'll have children.

They surprises you.

I've been missing this record for years and I wouldn't

have thought that Pelle would have it.

We used to listen to it in the car when we was driving

from Copenhagen to here, and I would sing along, you know,

just a bit...

Yeah... It's nice. I like it.

You can have it if you want.

No... No, you keep giving me all of his things.

They're yours, they're yours.

I mean... I, I wasn't really with him for a very long time.

I don't...

I understand.

Well, we should go back now.

I think I just want tobe here until the funeral.

Okay.

Can I stay with you?

Okay, bye, then.

- You take care. - Okay.

Bye.

Hey.

Can I come in?

Please?

You know, I... I don't really want to be alone tonight.

Where are you going?

I'm really tired.

I need to go to bed.

- Good night. - Good night.

Do you mind if I... I sleep on the sofa?

I never thought I would be in a bed with my best friend's girlfriend.

I'm not his girl.

I'm just the one that they could call.

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Soren?

Soren, are you awake?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, God, Lisa.

No.

Don't call me that.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Where is Soren?

I don't know.

Mother wants you to come in now.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

You okay?

No.

No, I'm sorry, I can't...

Who are you?!

You come with me.

Stop it!

Why are you doing this to us?!

I'm pregnant.

So you thought there would be a baby?

Do you want that?

"Want"?

I don't want anything!

I want my Pelle!

On the way to the airport...

He turned the taxi around and he was headed towards me.

And that's when the accident happened.

He wasn't supposed to be in love with me.

You should hate me.

Why should I believe this isn't another story?

When he was with you...

Was he happy?

There's a flight in two hours.

It does not go to Texas, but it will get you home.

Thank you.

We'll send your things.

- I have to go get my stuff... - There's no time.

Hey, driver?

Yes?

Never mind.

No, it's okay, he's with me.

I should kick you both out.

Don't leave, please... Not yet.

Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?

Because I'm not.

Now we could make it true.

And maybe we already did.

Then we could have...

Then we could have Pelle's baby.

You're retarded.

Can you tell him to turn around?

I have to go home.

Hey, can I have a pen, please?

Thanks.

Stay, please.

So... do you want me to turn around?

No.

Here.

Okay.

Was that funny, hippie, huh?

How funny was that?

Hey, can't a man get some privacy in here?

Gimme that! Gimme that!

♪ I don't know why

♪ I still don't know

♪ It's over

♪ I don't know why

♪ My heart keeps holding

♪ On to you

♪ And though I try To let you go ♪

♪ I still want you so

♪ I don't know why

♪ I still don't know

♪ It's over

♪ And though I try

♪ To let you go,

♪ I still want you so

♪ I don't know why

♪ I still don't know

♪ It's over

♪ And I don't know why

♪ I still don't know

♪ It's over.