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>> previously on "Frisky dingo"...

>> killface: they're making a Documentary about my run for the

Presidency.

Say "Hello!" >> mem-ow!

>> killface: and we don't have Lots of time for exposition, so

If you want to know what Happened between then and now...

Try itunes.

>> greetings, america.

I am sinn.

[ all gasp ] >> simon: what?

>> killface: [ stammering ] >> and I, with my lover, the

Dread lobster...

>> hi!

>> ...My sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess

Antagone...

>> [ growls ] >> [ laughs evilly ]

>> what -- hey.

>> ...Who is soon to give birth To what I can only assume will

Be a giant, hideous ant baby, Unwittingly sired by crippled

Billionaire tycoon Xander crews...

>> xander: god damn it.

>> ...Now control the Annihilatrix and your new

President in office, thanks only To a corrupt supreme court...

>> taqu'il: and more Specifically, stephen breyer.

Boosh!

>> and/or ka-kow.

>> ...Is powerless to stop me.

For backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the sisterhood of

Chaos now rules the world.

And now back to the Haggar pants 500.

>> killface: wha-- how can she Afford a media buy?

>> simon: [ mumbling ] >> killface: still, though.

>> right.

I thought that went well...

>> what?

>> ...Given all the exposition I --

>> I actually have some notes.

>> yeah.

The deceptacles don't rate a Mention?

>> ♪ deceptacles! >> together: ♪ more than you

Bargained for ♪ >> and what's up with sisterhood

Of chaos?

>> yeah, what's up with that?

>> what's up with the bug lady Stepping all over my line?

>> yeah.

>> what's up with "Giant, Hideous ant baby"?

>> well, you know it's gonna be Hideous.

>> like you're one to talk!

>> how dare you raise your voice To him?

>> how dare her?

>> she.

>> she?

>> what?

>> all this time, we thought you Were this super-cool dude,

Hooper, who just happened to Have great tits...

>> ...When really you're some Other dude who just happens to

Have great tits.

>> yeah, what's up with that?

>> yeah, what is up with that?

>> I'm a woman!

[ all gasp ] You idiots.

>> what?

>> yeah.

Now some stuff's kind of making More sense.

>> come on!

I got a pope's nose out here!

>> just a minute!

>> hey, what, are you jerking Your knob?

Come on.

>> [ screams ] >> oh, sorry.

>> what is wrong with you?

[ glass shatters ] >> what's he -- jerking the

Knob?

>> shh! Guys! Shh. Guys?

Here's the thing.

Hooper's got a vagina.

>> god!

Can you imagine how tough that Must have been for him -- you

Know, growing up?

>> I don't think any of us can.

>> yeah, so from now on, I don't Want to hear anybody calling

Anybody a dick or -- >> and definitely not "Pussy."

>> oh, god, no.

"Pussy" is -- hey, buddy!

>> what is going on here?

>> uh...

Pictionary.

[ laughter ] >> is it a cow?

>> is it hooper's vagina?

>> ♪ winner! >> how stupid could you possibly

Be?!

>> oh ho! Listen.

Sounds like you need to climb Down off that rag.

>> aah!

>> god.

[ thud, car alarm wails ] >> you just, uh...

[ car alarm deactivates ] ...Need to give us some time

With this.

>> and time is a luxury we don't Have.

So I'll convene the joint chiefs And --

>> taqu'il: no. [bleep] That.

We're taking this one.

>> "We're"?

As in you, the president, and Me, the vice president?

>> taqu'il: yeah.

>> why?

>> taqu'il: 'cause I said.

Now go get your [bleep] On.

>> xander: yeah, I could if You'd get out of the way.

>> all right. Okay.

>> xander: uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's there. It's close.

I never had it.

>> yeah. So listen.

I can't really give you a Medical okay to...

>> xander: stand those pants up.

>> ...Go battle a cadre of Supervillains on top of a giant

Doomsday device.

>> xander: well, not with that Attitude.

>> yeah, so remember when Killface punched you with a

Penguin at the haggar pants Presidential debate?

>> xander: uh, vaguely, yeah.

>> well, that cracked your c3 And c4 vertebrae.

So, you ever see "Hooper"?

>> xander: yeah -- that robot With the big tits?

>> no, but that sounds awesome.

>> xander: it is.

>> I meant the burt reynolds Movie where he's a hard-living

Stunt man.

>> xander: that sounds awesome.

>> it is.

Anyway, one more impact to the Neck and you'll be paralyzed.

>> xander: my third-greatest Fear!

>> yeah, same basic plot as in The movie.

>> xander: god, that sounds Awesome!

>> it is.

>> xander: but who's gonna stop Hooper?

>> well, it's already out on Dvd.

>> xander: no -- the robot with The big tits!

>> really sounds awesome.

>> xander: it is.

>> anyway -- >> aah!

>> I actually have some thoughts On that.

>> oh, my god!

Now neck's broken!

>> xander: [ sighs ] [ intercom beeps ]

>> oh, and there's a wendell x To see you.

>> killface: yeah, so where is Wendell?

We could really use another Gunhand.

You've got the crab man, the bug Lady, and thou, not to mention

That perfidious whore -- >> simon: [ mumbling ]

>> killface: ah-ah!

Don't you -- down.

Down.

Well, maybe you can whinge about How much you love sinn and hate

Me while you're missing the Hannah montana concert.

>> simon: what?

>> killface: eighth-row tickets At will-call, claimable only

With my picture I.D.

That's what I thought.

>> simon: [ mumbling ] >> killface: well, I assumed

We'd go together.

>> gay.

No, that's cool.

Guess I'll have to celebrate our Anniversary alone -- or with

Steve.

So listen.

About that rocket launcher...

[ cellphone beeps ] >> simon: [ mumbling ]

>> killface: oh, right.

I'd embarrass you.

Oh, and I want to meet this Hobbit of yours --

Bobo tea baggins.

[ gasps ] Oh, my god!

I just got that!

>> simon: what?

>> killface: oh!

I-I think I'm gonna throw up.

I think I'm gonna throw up!

>> how could you even say that?

I'm a freakin' force of nature Here!

>> xander: yeah, and -- Stop. Stop it! Stop it!

>> oh.

I'll get you a new lamp.

>> xander: yeah, that was Actually a sconce.

>> still, though.

>> xander: yeah, it's just I Kind of spent a lot of time, you

Know, developing the awesome "X" Brand.

>> totally, yeah, and it's Understandable, you know --

You're protective of it.

>> xander: and I'd hate for you To go up there, and...

>> I get it.

>> xander: ...Get your fat ass Handed to you.

>> wow.

>> xander: yeah.

>> just, uh, went ahead and put It out there.

>> xander: well...

>> muffin-top x.

Just so you know, this armor Does not protect my feelings.

>> xander: okay, you know what?

Yeah, do it.

>> really?

>> xander: yeah, 'cause either Your dumb ass dies or you

Somehow manage to kill the Unspeakable horror about to spew

Forth from my ex-girlfriend's Womb.

'cause, uh, you know, big Picture -- child support.

>> you gonna -- >> xander: I'm not saying

Perform an abortion.

>> oh, my god.

>> xander: but let's see if you Can't stab that thing while it's

Still in her belly.

>> I could maybe stab her in the Belly with a machete.

>> xander: well...

Your words.

>> we shouldn't be on the same Plane.

What if it goes down?

>> taqu'il: "A" -- I've got a Built-in parachute...

>> how does everybody have These?

>> taqu'il: ...A presidential Succession act...

>> the entire cabinet's up here.

>> taqu'il: and you're Forgetting the speaker of the

House...

>> [ gasps ] >> taqu'il: ...The president

Pro tem of the senate...

>> [ gags ] >> taqu'il: ...And acting

Secretary of homeland security, Mr. Ford.

>> mr. Ford: what's the Matter -- too much ant poison?

[ laughs ] >> taqu'il: although he is kind

Of crazy.

>> no kidding.

>> taqu'il: so, scientists, what Do we know about this giant,

Hideous ant baby?

>> well, this isn't really our Field, but imagine a tiny, tiny

Ant...

>> taqu'il: okay.

>> ...And then a human mother 400,000 times his size...

>> taqu'il: gotcha.

>> m a nice busen.

>> ...Which -- and this is only Speculation -- would give you a

Monster ant baby 400,000 times The size of a regular human

Baby.

>> probably nourishing himself With trains.

>> what?

>> oh, my god.

>> taqu'il: yeah.

I'm glad this ain't a train.

>> well, this isn't really my Field, but I think we're looking

At a perfectly healthy, uh...

Ant baby.

>> a chitinous spawn grows Within me!

>> and I don't know if you've Been stretching, but he's gonna

Be a big one.

>> [ laughs evilly ] >> yeah, and that's not getting

Old.

>> really having second thoughts About this whole sisterhood of

Chaos.

>> wait. What?

>> no, no. Not you.

>> yeah, 'cause I'm, like, Totally charming.

>> totally charming.

>> [ laughs evilly ] >> [ sighs ] Her, though...

>> she's worse than dane cook.

>> yeah.

>> you think your deceptoids or Whatever can, uh, kill her?

>> mm...That might be a problem.

>> oh, look at this!

>> love it!

>> oh, my god.

>> you know, for when she Starts getting her figure back?

>> you always get the best Gifts.

>> guys, guys, guys.

[ all gasp ] Lookit.

>> oh, god!

>> that's great!

>> "Here comes trouble."

>> well, we'd better think of Something.

>> taqu'il: 'cause here comes Trouble!

>> oh!

[ all screaming ] >> my god, a missile!

We've been hit!

>> mr. Ford: and you can thank Stephen breyer for that!

>> um, here's the thing.

That's actually my gay lover's.

>> mr. Ford: get the [bleep] Out Of my gazebo.

>> I knew it!

>> taqu'il: dude!

>> I knew it!

>> taqu'il: everybody knew.

>> but, mr. President, what About us?

>> taqu'il: um...

Stay gold, ponyboy!

>> aah!

>> taqu'il: whoo-hoo!

>> actually, now I wish this was The train.

>> oh, no kidding.

>> well, there's something you Don't see every day.

>> [ laughs ] >> am I right?

>> well, as long as it doesn't Crash into the annihila--

[ gasps ] Damn it!

>> what's up, cursey?

>> the annihilatrix!

>> yeah?

>> we left it completely Unguarded.

>> [ laughs ] Duh-hoy.

>> killface: ha!

Completely unguarded.

Well, maybe things are finally Looking up for your old man.

Hmm? What's that?

Wh-- oh. No. No.

Pull up.

Son of a whore!

>> simon: [ mumbling ] >> killface: nope.

Did not have insurance.