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Previously on "Frisky dingo"...

And as god is my witness, I will Have my revenge on xander crews.

[thunder] What's your name?

Um...Uh...

I don't know your name.

Uh, barnaby jones.

Barnaby jones.

Yeah.

I would like to masturbate right Now in this car.

You know, if I had my stuff with Me, I would.

...But I am actually...Xander Crews.

What?

Woob woob woob woob woob.

[big band jazz playing] Mm, this is good.

No, bunny.

Ohh...

[mumbles] What?

[crash] [mutters]

Ok.

Now, that's a pickle.

On wall street today, shares In crews industries dropped

Slightly on word that Billionaire tycoon xander crews

Had resumed control of the Company after a lengthy and

Mysterious absence.

Where were you?

Mr. Crews!

Can we see the rapeway?

...Was a human head?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hang on. Hang on.

I'm just gonna do one question From...

Ooh! Ooh! Me!

[sighs] Please pick m--

Darsell jones, "Team jaguar."

Ohh...

How are you doing?

Called it.

Boosh.

You know-- Shut up. Darsell is talking.

Yes. Darsell jones Of "Team jaguar."

Rowrr! Ha ha!

Rowrr!

Sorry. Go ahead.

What about the rumors that You and the super villain

Killface-- Let me just say this,

Darsell.

"A," they ought to call it "Team Foxy," and, "B," me and killface

Being friends, that's retarded.

Hey, no offense to retards out There because, god knows,

They're big and strong.

Next question. No.

That's it. We're done.

"Friends," followed by-- "Betrayal," starring

Jeremy irons.

Y buddy ebsen como barnaby-- ...Jones" marathon--

On "This old barn"-- A bee.

Jones of "Tea--" [laser blast]

Barnaby jones.

Mark my words.

As my newish hdtv goes, so Goes...

Xander friggin' crews.

Do you see the big-ass sign out There?

Does it say, "Stan the big, Dumb, fat, jerk liar who tried

To steal my company"?

No. Building is not tall enough.

Ach, you know, I'm just glad my Murdered parents aren't alive to

See this, and frankly, we're not Too stoked about seeing it,

Either...

You son of a bitch.

Are we, old spice?

Yes.

He says, "No," and we are Gonna do this until you get it

Right.

[disco music playing] Master cylinder.

Whoo!

Hey.

Whoo!

Master cylin--ow!

Don't look over here at what I'm doing.

You point at it.

You celebrate yourself.

Master cylinder.

[speaks foreign language] No. I'm hoping he'll just

Have a heart attack.

No. Just leave it.

Will you leave it?

[mumbles] No. Valerie abandoned me.

Phil stole the annihilatrix, and God knows where the perfidious

Sinn has run off to.

Ok, gang.

Pretty bad year for us.

Lost a lot of guys, so how about A big xtacle welcome for our new

Recruits, huh?

Yeah! Get down!

Put it all together.

Starting on the right over There, we got rod, peter, dick,

Woody, new fat mike, and uh-- And hooper.

Hi.

What's up with that?

Yeah. What is up?

I mean, ahem, what's up...

Dudes?

Hey, is it weird that I kind Of want to [bleep] Hooper?

Not as weird as I kind of Want to [bleep] New fat mike.

Yeah. He gonna get it. Boosh.

So, just leave lady mom on The floor as a painful reminder

Of everyone I clutch to my bosom In friendship, only to feel the

Icy pang of betrayal as they Sank their serpent's teeth into

My, you know, my bosom.

Well, my ears are burning.

Wha--phillip?

♪ ta-da Eager to know why you're

Here.

Brought you some pickles.

Oh, why don't you just bring, You know, humble pie basket,

Hmm?

Have you come to gloat?

That and I think I might have Left my zune here.

Do you--no?

No. No. Nothing here but a Profound sense of betrayal...

Got mp3s on it.

Oh, and back knives.

Eh, no biggie.

I'll just buy a new one.

I'm a billionaire now, you know?

Yes. Yes.

I can tell by the tuxedo.

Yeah. That's what we wear.

Hmm, zz top would be proud.

Chubba chubba.

And what do you billionaires Drink?

Tom collinses, turns out.

Well, simon...

Hmm?

Would you be a lamb?

[mumbles] And to what shall we drink?

That this isn't just a big Glass of poison.

Phillip, that hurts me.

It's just that, you know, I'd Hate to beat cancer...

Oh, you did beat cancer.

Just to, you know, drink Poison.

Well, drink to that.

Yep. Cancer-free.

Also 20 billionaire.

You mean you got full price For the annihilatrix?

Chubba chubba.

From who?

Eh, some crazy bunch of Saudis.

Gentlemen, it has been a Pleasure.

Here's the key.

I will take the check.

[speak arabic] Oh, and akala lakala to you,

Too.

Wait. Didn't you sell it for Scrap?

Yeah. I think they put it Back together...Or something.

Anyway, got the check right Here.

Actually, probably shouldn't be Walking around with it since

It's just made out to cash.

So, just anybody could cash It?

Yeah, any two-bit hoodlum.

Well, up the rebels.

[clink] Yes. Drink it in...And die.

Agh! The tom collins.

Ha! You mean a fytoxan Collins.

Fytoxan?

Yes. The anal blood gushing Should start any moment, should

Just come, you know, bursting Right out of your bottom.

Ha ha! No.

I knew you were gonna try that.

Nothing?

I've been taking fytoxan for Weeks.

Why, you formerly fat Bastard.

Yeah. That's actually how I Lost the weight.

All right.

I got to go deposit this check.

Thanks for the drink.

Enjoy the pickles, and if you Find my zune, just give me a--

[gunshot] [crash]

Bugger me.

Damn it! Missed.

Man, I knew that guy didn't know What he was talking about.

Look. I just-- Hey, hold on.

I call this one "Fanny melt."

Yeah, and my panties are Melting, but I just--

Got that big chinese ass, all Right.

Well--[sighs] What's the matter?

Ain't they got jazz in vietnam?

[sighs] Why does it always got to be my

Ass?

There's a person in this ass.

Simon, want to see something Neat?

Phil's head just exploded like a Ham.

Oh, and also look at this check.

"Oh, please don't kill me."

We can buy the annihilatrix Back.

Please don't make it so Appealing.

I'll shave, and we'll go to The bank.

"I'm a douche."

Damn it! Ooh.

Yeah, but why are we even Doing this?

Because my mom will be home Any second.

Now help me defile this corpse.

Why didn't we just leave him At the freakin' gazebo?

Oh, I'm gonna get one of Them.

[gunshot] Did you see that?

Yes.

His wiener jumped.

Oh, I wish I had a peanut.

Ok. Zap him again.

Ugh! Ooh...

What the-- Way to go, old spice.

You son of a bitch.

Did I have a f-ing heart attack?

Yeah. You're barely hanging On.

Well, at least I'll go to my Grave knowing I turned you into

A pauper.

A what?

I used the entire crews Fortune to buy the annihilatrix.

What?

Saudi investors. Clones.

[speak arabic] What, are you praying?

You mean I'm not a Billionaire anymore?

No.

How does this impact train Island?

This, all that's left.

What is this, a key to a Beanstalk?

[speaks foreign language] No. No. Keep him alive...

So I can kill him later.

What do you mean, I can't Cash it?

We don't have that much.

You know we got robbed a few Weeks back by ants.

Yes. What's going on with the Bug lady?

Eh, who knows, you know?

Not us, certainly, but see Here.

It's made out to cash.

I want to cash it.

For 20 billion, I need a Senior teller.

Well, is this a bank or...

Senior teller marsha!

You know, a house?

♪ cat party Ooh, is that "Cat party"?

Duh. Yes. Hello?

What's up, douchington?

There's no douchington here.

Wait. Is that xander crews?

Duh.

Oh, he could probably approve It.

Do you see the phone to my Ear?

Look here, crews, you two-faced Fink.

Wait. Let me move the phone To the ear you didn't bite off.

Why don't you go buy a new One?

Oh, you can't.

I've got all your billions.

What? Wait.

How'd you know they're my Billions?

Aha! You just told me they Were.

Damn it.

Well, I've got your annihilatrix Key.

You mean, you're the saudis?

Clones. Long story, kind of Boring.

[speaks foreign language] Well, check his neck pulse.

You still there?

Crews, I want that key back.

Did you say you want to tea Bag?

Not tea bag, key back.

Want the key back.

Well, I want my money back.

Well, let's meet at the Annihilatrix.

Well, ok.

Well--oh, do you know how to Get there?

Yes. I do. Click.

Ohh...

Absolute monarch of all bum Snaggers.

[mumbles] Well, you could have a

Lollipop if you'd gotten the Damned annihilatrix key copied

When I asked you to.

[mumbles] Exactly, so now I'm in yet

Another pickle, and I hate to Say it, but you're sort of

Really starting to be a Liability.

[gasps] Never get that hermit crab at

This rate.

You got my money?

It's right here.

Do you have my key?

Duh.

You don't have to be crabby.

Yeah? Well, just give me the Damn check already.

All right.

We'll make the exchange-- Don't you come over here,

Talent man.

I know your powerful kicking Tricks.

What?

You throw it.

Throw them on 3.

No. I think it's windy for That.

1, 2, 3, throw!

Aah!

What the [bleep], dude?

You said, "Throw it."

Why did I say that?

Because you're an idiot and a Liar.

You didn't even throw yours.

I was gonna keep them both.

You-- Well, serves you right, then.

Go get my billionaire Cashier's check.

It's made out to cash, you Twit.

Damn it.

What do you want me to do, Put an ad on the craig list?

Well, you better think of Something because I'd rather be

Dead than poor.

No! Xanderby, wait!

Wait. How-- Does this thing just start like

A frickin' car?

Xander, wait!

Retarded. Aah!

Oh, my god, you armed it.

Aah! Why did I also do that?

What is wrong with you?

My parents never established Boundaries.

Idiot.

Make it stop.

It's all right.

There's a fail-safe.

I don't know or care what That means.

This is just the arming Mechanism.

The actual launch button is all The way...Over...

Aah!

[mumbles] No!

Ha ha ha! Boom.

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