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Frisky dingo 10 ten: flowers For nearl

>> previously on "Frisky Dingo"...

>> simon's run away with the Knives!

>> and my robot pants.

>> we should go find him.

>> you find xander crews, or I'll blow one of your heads off

Every hour.

>> oh, my-- >> [gasp]

>> yeah. Starting now.

>> I cannot believe you shot my Eyes out.

>> oh, shut up, blondie.

>> nice.

>> does anyone know if this bus Goes to all pet shops?

Hello?

>> nobody's gonna believe Nearl...

>> I am nearl.

>> the local retarded wino guy Is xander crews.

>> yeah. That's why I have a Plan.

>> what's your names, guys?

>> wow!

Is this really babar's house.

>> yeah, nearl, yeah.

>> I am nearl.

>> it's babar's house.

Now, come on.

Quit fidgeting.

Stop fidgeting, please.

>> where is babar?

>> he--he's taking a shower, Buddy.

>> elephants shower with their Nose.

>> uh-uh.

>> brrrrrrrr!

>> nearl.

>> that's how they do it.

>> I'm gonna kill babar.

>> what's your names, guys?

>> [sighs] >> hey, uh, can I get in there?

>> uh-oh!

>> just gonna give you a Haircut.

>> I don't want a haircut.

>> now you want to look good For babar, don't you?

>> yes!

>> calm down.

>> ok. Ok. I got the tuxedo Shirt.

>> uh...

>> I know. Finally.

>> what is that?

>> everybody is ken.

>> what is what?

>> that?

>> um, it's the shirt.

>> really?

And is it me, or is it 1987?

A wing collar.

Are you doing this?

>> what--what's everybody doing?

>> no. That's great.

>> maybe you and nearl-- >> I am nearl.

>> your [beep] Date can borrow Your dad's [beep] Time

Machine...

>> please don't do this.

>> and fly it into the gym down There in I'm a jag-off high

School and slow dance to lisa Lisa and mother[beep] Cult jam.

>> [sighs] >> lisa lisa, the one I adore!

>> all right. I think it's "The" cult jam.

>> you are correct, sir.

>> no. He isn't, nor is that Collar!

>> ♪ duk a dow duk a dow dow Ken, look!

>> can we just fix the collar?

>> oh, sure, why not?

I'll just do it tonight while I'm missing another recital.

>> [sighs] [playing classical music]

>> your kids don't have, uh, Xtacle helmets, do they?

>> [gasps] [explosion]

>> aah!

>> oh, my--I got to call jan!

>> oh, but first check out this Haircut!

>> I am tidy for babar.

>> holy crap!

>> oh, my god.

>> everybody, thank ken.

>> so, yeah, he looks a little Bit like crews, but, um...

>> lisa lisa, this is my friend Ken.

>> we're still dealing with Some pretty profound

Retardation here.

>> ♪ lisa lisa Ken adores her ♪

>> yeah. So who's read "Flowers For algernon"?

>> ken!

>> about that kid with all the Chains and the goggles at the

End he gets killed with a Shotgun?

>> no. That's-- >> bo boo boosh!

>> ba ba boosh!

>> that's "Harrison bergeron."

>> "Hollywood squares"!

>> that's tom bergeron.

>> brother of menelaus.

>> damn it! That's agamemnon!

>> boosh!

>> ok?

>> boosh.

>> greek.

>> exactly, sir.

>> [sighs] Ok. Look. See this?

>> yes.

>> we're gonna put this inside Nearl.

>> I'm nearl!

>> it's a brain chemical.

>> uh, where'd you get brain Chemical?

>> alex, where's my brain Chemical?

>> ich waselde wit vor dese Sneakerschuven.

>> ooh.

>> ja. My [beep] Is strak, nae?

>> ok, nearl.

>> ken!

>> you ready to be smart?

>> is this going hurt?

>> oh, no, no, no.

It's not gonna hurt at all.

You just might feel just a Little bit of pressure.

>> aaaaaaaaah!

Aah, aah, aah-aah!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Wow.

Ow.

>> hey. How's the--how's, uh, The brain feel?

>> ouch.

>> nearl?

>> mr. Crews will do nicely, Thank you.

>> [gasp] >> though I'm afraid I can't

Say the same for that wing-ed Collar.

My god.

>> well, well, well.

Heh heh heh!

If it isn't xander crews.

>> yes.

>> excellent.

>> or so it would appear.

>> buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Buh, buh, buh.

>> whoa. Sorry.

>> so...

>> yes.

>> as it turns out, I couldn't Have you declared legally dead

After only 3 days.

>> obviously.

>> shut up.

>> right. Yes.

>> so what say we do the dna Test?

>> oh, what--what is this?

>> dna test.

>> we don't need any of that.

>> have to make sure this Really is xander crews and not

Some sort of elaborate Switcheroonie.

>> oh, you're out of your mind.

>> but the dna machine got Smashed up.

>> oh, I fix.

>> ronny!

>> I fix.

>> what the [beep], man?

>> with my pliers.

>> no whammies, no whammies, no Whammies...

>> what are whammies?

>> huh?

>> what are whammies?

>> the unwelcome thief of "Press Your luck."

>> yeah.

>> how does this-- >> you don't want to meet that

Guy.

>> ok.

>> he'll take all your money.

>> that's what I was afraid of.

>> [gasp] >> hey!

>> all rightie!

>> how about that?

>> neat.

>> guess I won't be needing This neck bomb detonator

Anymore.

>> hey!

Ha ha ha!

You're crazy, man.

>> I am also awesomely--no.

I am--I am also obviously-- [coughs]

Sorry.

Ahem.

>> what's happening, guys?

>> I am also obviously Awesomely effing leaving!

>> so. Wow.

Uh, where to start.

>> summer 1977.

Queen's "Bohemian rhapsody" was Playing on everybody's 8-track

As a nation slept in fear of The son of sam killer...

>> [gasp] >> and mourned the loss of our

Favorite son, legendary rock And roll icon elvis aaron

Presley.

>> holy crap!

>> why are our heads still Blowing up?

>> that's on me, guys.

Sat on the remote.

>> we should put that in a Cabinet.

>> yeah.

>> and like-- >> that your fat ass can't

Fit in.

>> oh.

>> everybody just...Ok?

And like elvis, xander crews Had an identical t-win.

>> a twin?

>> twin heirs to the vast crews Fortune left behind by my

Murdered parents.

>> oh, my god.

>> yeah. It's cheddar.

>> but there was trouble at Crews manor.

One son was born profoundly Retarded.

[jabbering] I don't want to go to the

Monkey hospital!

No!

>> but nearl want to stay with Mommy and daddy and brover

Xandy.

>> no, xander.

He's dead to us.

>> wah!

>> now who's for denny's?

>> grand slam!

>> oh, my god.

>> and they never came to see You?

>> not even at christ-mas.

>> mr. Ford, what is santa Bringing for nearl?

>> he's gonna bring you an Eneman if you don't stop

Shaking those presents.

>> enema. Sound it out, mr. Ford.

Enema.

Aah!

>> merry christmas, nearl.

>> back at you, mr. Ford.

>> oh, my god.

That's so freaking sad.

>> yes. Here you go.

>> I'll take it. Thank you.

>> but the asylum was a Pic-I-nic compared to life on

The mean streets of...Town.

But I want to stay forever Living in the hospital with

You, mr. Ford.

>> hospital closed, nearl.

>> uh-oh.

>> now I got to go work in a Damn pet store.

>> I'd like that.

>> and you can thank ronald Reagan ass for that.

>> thank you, ronald reagan.

Your legacy is intact.

>> but thanks to you and your Mysterious brain chemical, we

Shall savor the sweet nectar of Revenge as we rise up as one

Man and destroy my brother Xander crew--

>> [gasp] >> thanks, ken!

>> ronny!

>> what?

>> what is wrong with you?

>> hey. What?

I do you favor.

>> that's why we can't have Nice things.

>> hey. Come on, guys.

>> thank you, ronny.

>> is complicated enough Without all this evil twin

Bull[beep] Having.

>> you know what?

That is--actually, that's a Pretty good point.

>> good for you, ronny.

>> yeah. That was complicated.

>> so if xander crews really is Awesome-x, then where is he?

>> [speaking chinese] >> so, hey--

>> barnaby, hush.

We won't get supper again.

>> you ever wonder what we're Making.

>> no. I wonder why you won't Shut up.

>> I think it is telephones.

>> barnaby!

>> hey, look--look.

Can you feel this?

Say hello into this phone.

>> stop it!

> [gasp] >> that's 3 nights running,

Barnaby.

>> and tonight is sloppy joes.

>> thanks a lot.

>> I'm sorry.

You can have my bun.

>> I'm literally starving to Death here.

>> oh. I can hear your tummy.

>> [sniffs] What is that?

What do--I smell a radish.

>> [speaking chinese] >> aw. He wants you to have his

Radish.

>> well, thank you.

Barnaby, tell him thank you.

>> [speaking chinese] >> see if you can make it sound

Slightly sarcastic.

Mm. Save some for my birthday, Put a candle in it.

Oh. Why don't I just eat a Candle?

>> [speaking chinese] >> but why is old spice giving

Me radishes?

>> he says it's something to Something the father of I--iron

Legs.

>> the father of who?

>> it's either legs or feet.

>> [speaks chinese] >> well, legs then.

Excuse me.

Two weeks I've been taking Chinese.

>> simon was wearing robot Pants.

>> yeah. They're not iron, Though.

>> well, a train's not an iron Rooster, but that's what they

Call it in china.

>> ha ha ha!

>> really?

>> ask him if he knows where Simon is.

>> [speaking chinese] >> what did he say?

>> oh. That's just crazy Chinaman talk, man.

>> barnaby, make those words English.

>> I--I kind of think he said, "Death rabbits."

>> [cheering and booing] >> [speaking chinese]

>> [chanting chinese] [captioning made possible by

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