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>> previously on frisky dingo...

>> so these ants could start To control your actions

Or possibly drive you insane.

>> now that xander crews Is dead, I am in total control

Of the crews empire.

>> karumph?

>> ha ha. He's close enough.

>> ok. On 3.

1...

>> no, no. Stop counting.

>> 2...

>> great. The one person In the world I want to kidnap,

And now he's missing.

>> [muttering] >> no. For...

I can't kidnap grace ryan.

>> [muttering] >> because she's cross enough

About falling into those Radioactive ants, all right?

So I really doubt that she'll Take a kidnapping as the...

You know...Mmm!

Eat your breakfast.

>> [muttering] >> son, no one wants a new mommy

For you more than I do.

But the reality is that That's our last bowl!

[crash] >> I mean, it's every morning.

>> yeah, you've got to Establish some boundaries.

[scratching] >> eager to know

Why you're here.

>> arthur slept over.

Hope that's all right.

>> no! All right is Exactly what it isn't.

And could you please excuse us?

>> yeah. Hey...Oh, kap'n krump!

>> look, I'm trying to raise A child in this house.

>> that's why you've got to Establish boundaries--

>> arthur!

>> I'm trying to foster A positive environment

For child-rearing!

>> sire, please.

>> and I won't have his Mother figure swapping fluids

With a lobster!

>> [gasp] He thinks of me as a...

Mother figure?

>> oh, who knows?

Now mop him up and wipe the...

Look. That's getting In the grout.

And no more overnight guests.

>> well, phil slept over, too.

>> he what?!

>> wait! Wait!

Stop it. Just stop and listen.

And listen like crazy, Because this is

A totally huge secret.

Listen to me.

I...Am awesome-x.

Wait. I can prove it, With the genetic analyzer

Down in the lab.

You got everybody's d.N.A.

On file from the paternity suit.

So just get a little piece Of my hair--

[rip] Ow!

You making a locket?

>> shut up.

>> god!

>> pardon me, gang.

Guys...I'm flummoxed.

>> well, I'm not.

Let's blast his face off.

>> but how did he know About the paternity suit

If he's not awesome-x?

>> yeah. That was Top-secret stuff.

>> and kevin is...

Not the father.

>> whoo!

[gunshots] [baby crying]

>> hey, thank you, Mister wake up the baby.

>> ha ha. Not my baby.

>> way to go, kevin.

>> but if he is awesome-x, That means he's been

Lying to us all these years.

>> yeah, which is actually Pretty uncool.

>> all right, Let's get the machine.

Who's going to guard him?

>> I will. I will.

Please to be picking me, guys.

Please.

>> ok, ronnie.

But do not let him escape.

>> oh...You don't worry About that, guys.

>> oom...Ah...

Oom...Ah...

Oom-- >> no, no, no! Stop that!

Stop that mantra!

>> oh, hi.

And a blessed day to you.

>> hmm?

>> mmm...

>> hmm?

>> mmm...

Oom...

[bang] >> get the hell out of here!

>> I can't.

Lorraine kicked me out When she found out I had cancer.

>> that fat slag.

But surely this town Has a "Y," phillip.

>> no. I'm getting a pretty nice Healing vibe here,

Good for my chakra.

>> no, no. Cancer's A bad influence on simon,

Worse than cyn and that prawn And...Whatever happened to val?

That's--hmm...

Anyway, get your candles And white cells and whatever

And just pop on down To the "Y," hmm?

>> oom...My lawyers say the Annihilatrix caused my cancer.

>> what lawyers?

>> it's all here in the lawsuit.

>> my god, the stones on you.

>> ...Were valued at $3 million, Not including the famed

Blue dahlia diamond, Which is priceless.

So far, the only lead In the robbery is footage

From a security camera And, of course,

These super-intelligent Radioactive ants

Crawling around on stuff.

For tens forth news, I'm grant runyan.

>> no! That time You said grant runyan.

>> god! What is wrong with me?

>> maybe you should Go back to the doctor.

>> maybe you should Go back to the doctor.

>> maybe you should shove Your skinny arm up my a-hole

And change out this tape.

>> so, uh...

What are you doing?

>> just making Against interruptions.

>> dude, what are you-- >> shh, shh.

>> hey, hey, hey. That's Awesome-x you're caressing.

>> you shut your mouth.

>> the d.N.A. Machine Is going to prove that.

>> ronnie, somebody broke in And smashed the d.N.A. Machine.

>> roger.

Guess we'll never know.

>> dude.

>> now I will glue this To your head, and then

I make love to your face.

>> and when I get back From the bowl store,

I want this apartment to be A crab- and cancer-free zone.

>> arthur can't be moved.

I think his ribs are All smashed up inside.

>> well, my foot hurts, So we're even.

>> we could use Some more peroxide.

>> and some boundaries.

>> I need some shark oil.

I'll go with you.

>> um, actually, no, you won't.

>> well, it might help me Be a little more favorable

In the old deposition.

>> [inhales deeply]

Go start the minivan.

>> and then call grace ryan.

Set up a late supper, Just the two of us,

Because now that I've assumed Xander crews' professional

Position, I think it's high time I assumed the position

With his lovely paramour.

Ha ha ha!

[groans] >> well, shame on

Little grace ryan.

Neither cantaloupe nor honeydew To be had, my pets.

We'll have to go shopping.

But first we need money.

Now, who do we know With lots of money?

[beeping] >> ridiculous!

$180 for snake oil!

>> shark oil, and some of that Was for the bath salts

And the loofah.

>> oh, damn your loofah, And damn xander crews,

And damn his sodding bank!

>> yeah, why do you bank Here anyway?

>> checking with interest, phil.

But now this blasted machine Says my checking account

Can't be accessed!

>> wow. Already?

>> I-- I beg your pardon?

>> well, we had to Freeze your assets.

>> [inhales deeply] >> come on. It's common sense.

I'm sorry. Do you want Some walking-around money?

>> no. I want to go out To the car and get some

Plasma charges and blow xander Crews' crummy little bank to--

[boom] >> [coughing]

My loofah! Where's my loofah?

>> shut up, phil. [coughs] Phil, what does that look like?

>> you know, from here, It looks like ants

Are robbing that bank.

>> well, from here, it looks Like my financial worries

Are behind me.

Come over here.

You have pockets.

>> better call my lawyers.

That might be An attachable asset.

>> no, don't call them.

Phil, you little-- >> dog! Unhand my bullion.

>> come again?

>> unhand it or suffer my wrath.

>> now see here, woman.

If anyone's wrath is going to Be suffered, it's mine.

>> it's not wise To antagonize antagone.

>> I'm sorry? Auntie who?

>> antagone.

>> oh. Was betty bug lady Already taken?

>> hi-yah!

>> you little tart.

>> begone. My quarrel Is with xander crews.

>> xan--so's mine!

That's so funny. We could join-- >> hi-yah!

>> now she's really throwing A beating on him.

Yeah, I think she's got Relative ant strength.

>> phillip.

>> I am going to have to Call you back.

>> grr...

>> oh, really?

Well, let me tell you this.

Punch, punch, punch, Punch, punch!

Nothing?

>> aren't you tenacious?

I find that very attractive In a man.

>> um, I am flattered certainly, But I'm actually...

Well, not seeing someone, But I do like someone.

>> who? That little mouse, Grace ryan?

>> you know her? Aah!

>> grace ryan is a nothing!

But antagone is a woman!

>> ok, once again the mall Has become my waterloo.

I surrender.

>> a wise choice--uh!

>> and the next one's Right in the tit!

Now you just piss off, bug lady!

>> hi-yah!

>> uh!

>> let me tell you, I haven't seen this many ants

Since cinci in '84.

>> my god, I hate this mall.

>> [clears throat loudly] >> that better not be

Formic acid you're retching up.

Very dangerous for the eyes.

Aah! My eyes!

>> come, my pets.

>> I was just saying don't, And you did!

>> really? How does that work?

>> phillip, it's burning!

>> even if the penthouse Is in his kid's name?

>> phillip-- >> well, let's pursue that.

>> if you don't hang up That telephone,

I shall bleed you dry.

>> you heard that, right?

He says tell you that's A hostile work environment.

>> great. Tell him I'm blind.

>> ronnie.

Ronnie, open the door.

Ronnie?

Where the hell is crews?

>> um...

>> and where are your pants?

>> oh, come on!

Aah!

>> so if you want to trade in Any attributes, you've got to

Do it before larpsta.

They're really being Dicks this year.

>> what about--what about Spells of confusion?

>> I don't know.

Are you under one right now?

Because I'm talking About attributes!

>> aah!

>> oh, my goddess!

>> [coughs] Hello.

>> were you sent By thendor the elder?

>> yeah.

>> wow.

>> you geeks got a car?

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