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Killface: No, no, mm-mmm.

No, I'm not here.

But I've just told him you were.

Woman, you are a gatekeeper.

So shut up and keep The bloody gate.

But--

[gibberish]

He must have stepped out For the papers.

May I take a message?

Yeah.

I got big message for him!

Tell him, "Where my money?

Where my big return on Investment?

Stupid damn die postcard bitch!"

It was about the coupon again.

Thank you, I gathered that.

I have this whore of a headache.

God, I would kill for Some peace and quiet.

[glass shattering]

What was that?

Probably the repo men.

Killface: What in god's name is--oh, My god,

That vase was Pre-columbian.

That's bad.

What do you care?

It's not even yours anymore.

Killface: What do you mean, It's not mine?

That chinaman got him A lien on your belongings.

Oh, he is so dead.

♪ you like what I got, but Baby don't test me... ♪

Aw, this damn guy Overexposed.

What the hell, damn guy?

No trouble!

Awesome...

Actually pretty well known.

Do you know this man?

Aw, this damn guy come in shop,

He say, "You want to be business?"

I say, "Sure, damn guy, What that entail?"

He said, "Pay me money, I'll make postcard

With coupon up front.

Now me out $64,000 Minimum response!"

What the hell did he just say?

I don't know. Something about a coupon.

3-piece, $6.99.

Actually, that's pretty low.

Hell, damn robot guy, That crazy low!

Just a damn minute, mr. Man, Are you even asian?

Yeah, see, I kind of got this Minority business loan.

Those loans are for Non-threatening,

Educated women Of color.

Yeah, like maybe she Wants to go into real estate,

Or maybe open A beauty salon.

Screw it. Shoot him.

Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!

Can't we work something Out here?

More.

More like a whole box more,

And the villabouts of the Whereian kelly.

The whereabouts of the Villain killface.

Did I say, "The villabouts Of the whereian kelly?"

Yep.

I wonder if it's a tumor.

I know a good Cancer doctor.

And you just let them Waltz right in.

Well done.

And you just let them Waltz right in.

[shattering]

Xander: Now all we need to do is get Killface's permission

To make him into a doll for Awesome x to fight.

All right.

I'll have legal draw up The standard--

Staaaan! Stan! What?

The guy's a supervillain, ok?

You've got to get Outside the box,

Starting with operation Snooper-fax.

Stan: Snoop for what?

Working title.

What is this?

Sinn: Looks like a fax machine.

Yes, but whence woman, whence?

Oh, ho-ho! Watley.

Check that out, man.

Oh, ho-ho! Watley.

I'm doing the best I can.

Perhaps you could get Something for it at the local Pawnbrokery.

Sinn, that's bloody brilliant.

Hocking this fax machine is Sure to bring in the $12 billion

I need to complete The annihilatrix.

You're really, really, really, Really, really, really, really Smart!

And pretty.

Now we bait the old Hook-a-roo, stan.

You don't have $12 billion.

I'm not writing him a check, Dumbass.

Give me some glitter on here.

You can't fax glitter.

Well, not with that attitude.

Not with any attitude.

Sinn, something's come Out of that thing.

Inventors...

Read it to me.

Go, read it.

Read it to me.

I invented the annihilatrix!

"First prize: $12 billion."

Killface: Oh, yeah.

"First prize: $12 billion."

Sire, that's exactly how much You need to complete The annihilatrix.

Nah. Nah, what?

I'd still need $64,000 to Pay off that fractious chinaman.

Oh, come on!

Here, ok, fax this.

That paper feed's Full of mucilage.

Well, un-jam it Full of mucilage.

With what?

Swab it out.

Why do you think we have those Expensive swabs?

Sinn: "P.S.: the prize for best Presentation will be $64,000."

Hmm.

Right, then. Off we go.

To vegas, baby, Going to vegas!

Watley, get in the damn car.

Oh, come on, he's just Excited for vegas.

I like to call it "Lost wages."

Nice.

Well, calm down.

It's not prom night.

Yeah, because I'm not Getting raped.

Hey, rape-free zone Right here, buddy.

Until I get a couple more Drinks in me--I'm kidding.

Let me see them big titties.

Oh! I'm kidding.

Killface: Sinn, how are The costumes coming?

Almost finished. Are we far?

Um, that's a good question, Actually.

It looks like a Giant litter box.

Sir, don't you think It's kind of weird

How the prize money for This thing is exactly

The same amount we need to Finish the annihilatrix?

No, I think it's weird That you question

Me every time There's a thing.

It just seems kind of weird.

[brakes screeching]

Ooh...

Yes, pick on him.

Push him down.

How's your face?

It hurts really bad.

Well, suck it up.

It hurts really bad.

Like bees in my mouth.

Killface gives a presentation,

He wins, you give Him a bogus check.

Then, in the ensuing brouhaha,

He signs a release form Giving us the rights

To use his name and likeness For the killface doll.

Any questions?

Yes. Why?

Xander: Misdirection, stan.

Now, where's all that red-hot Vegas cooze, you reckon?

Grace: Behind me is the famous Crews inn desert hotel, where,

Thanks to the largesse of the Handsome and wonderful

Billionaire tycoon xander Crews--what?

Well, since he like, Owns the network,

That doesn't sound Very objective.

Grace: He's objectively wonderful.

Cameraman: Ok. What?

All right.

Cameraman: Ok. What?

Let me get a tom collins and The learning of your name.

Geri.

[laughing]

Sinn, this is mr. Watley, but Don't get too friendly,

I'm afraid he's one Of our competitors.

Charmed, I'm sure.

[romantic music]

[blaat]

Did you just lay a Clutch of eggs?

Well, I've got to go.

You should get Those in some sand.

That's something you don't See every day, one hopes.

Clutch of eggs moldering On the floor.

Look at those little buggers.

They are cute.

Look at those little buggers.

That one blinked at me.

It must be very low, To lay that many eggs.

Yes.

It must be very low, To lay that many eggs.

How many of those eggs will Reach maturity?

I really don't--

How many of those eggs will Reach maturity?

Seagulls?

Well, gross, And I hope his invention's

Not as brilliant as He is...Eggy.

Don't worry about him, sir.

Operation bad habit is a go.

16 hours in the car.

How many times did I say No sabotaging

The other inventors Dressed as nuns?

[mumbling]

At least a dozen.

Are we gonna do this or what?

I was gonna ask you The same thing.

Hey-yo!

Naughty, naughty naughty.

Yeah, that's a little Voice I do.

Call him "Dago frank."

[gasp]

Excuse me, miss, would you like A shrimp cocktail

Or Anything else?

Ok, the first inventor in This thing is arthur watley.

Xander: Today, already.!

Um, ok, my invention is Ant farm keyboard.

My god, the genius of it!

It's basically a regular Computer keyboard,

But it's made Of clear plastic,

And there's some ants, You know, inside of it--

Thank you, mr. Watley,

Whom I've never met, for that Invention of sorts.

Next up...

Killface: All right, all right.

Let's bring it in, bring it in.

On me, on me.

Now, look, I'm counting On all of you.

There's no yesterday, There's no tomorrow.

Forget ant farm Keyboard, that's--forget that.

I want you to go out there

And take this moment And make it yours.

All right?

And take this moment And make it yours.

[rock music]

Ho, ho, ho, hang on, Hang on, whoa!

Stop!

I'm sorry?

Yeah, I picked the ant computer.

You what? Killface: what?

Yeah. [laying eggs]

Oh! Aah!

But I gave you breadcrumbs!

But, hey, you guys get best Presentation with the fire

And the tigers and all, that Would have been cool.

Thanks for coming out, Everybody.

Got to go bang this waitress.

This is an outrage!

[mumbling]

Luring us out To this infernal desert

For nothing but stuffy nonsense.

Oh, come on. Sicken me.

You have to admit, ant farm Keyboard is a great invention.

♪ ant farm keyboard! ♪

♪ ant farm keyboard! ♪

Oh, shut the [bleep] Up!

Waste of everybody's f'ing time.

Ant farm keyboard is brilliant!

We're gonna sell A million of them.

Yeah!

We're gonna sell A million of them.

To it and you don't get any Prize money or anything?

Can I at least keep My orb and scepter?

I'm gonna say no... Just because.

What do I get?

You get to be Marketing director

For our new ant farm Keyboard division.

Waitress: No way!

For our new ant farm Keyboard division.

You have a girlfriend?

Well, thank you, stan.

Wow! Thanks, lady.

Wait till the guys at school Hear about this.

Oh, my god!

Do you like xbox?

Sweetie, I'm tired.

Well, at least we Got best presentation

So I can get my furniture back.

Big f'ing d.

Shut up, phil.

Big f'ing d.

From sinn's new boyfriend, The crawfish.

And it was very nice Of him to give us one.

And very childish of you, simon,

To smash it open in the Backseat like that.

Pride is a fool's fortress.

Now, who's for denny's?