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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,170 It's another beautiful day. 2 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,093 Eighty-two degrees of opportunity. 3 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:51,052 The Japanese Club's, uh, "Say Sayonara to Gluten" bake sale 4 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,344 is going on to raise awareness 5 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,758 for the whitewashing of Asian roles... 6 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,016 uh, in Hollywood. 7 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,349 So let's all bite into some mochi 8 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:05,645 and give the Japanese Club a special arigato for our friends with... 9 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,902 our friends with celiac disease. 10 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,281 Homecoming tickets go on sale this weekend. 11 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:15,662 This year's theme: “Ring, Ring. Who's Calling? Bling, Bling.” 12 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,409 Remember, every day is a chance to be great. As Jay-Z says, 13 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,463 "Don't go with the flow. Be the flow." 14 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,002 Thank you, Principal Burr, 15 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,625 for those inspiring words. 16 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:31,219 Uh, where were we? Jaden Thompson McGee. 17 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,049 - Present. - Jaden Unger. 18 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,054 - Yeah. - Jaden Hoyles. 19 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,716 New phone, who dis? 20 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,522 Josh Wheeler? 21 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:43,977 Wheeler? 22 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,022 Wheeler? 23 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,569 Hey, that's me. Josh, not Jaden. 24 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,242 There are, like, 20 Jadens in this school. 25 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,541 Parents think that they're being unique, but it's an army of vanilla. 26 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,618 Not like I'm anything special. I'm a C student. 27 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:05,214 C as in “crappy.” C as in “cannot catch a break.” 28 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,424 C as in “let's just see how bad things are.” 29 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,380 Climate change deniers are standing waist-deep in hurricane water. 30 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:16,585 Corporations make billions off of nerd culture, making outsiders like... 31 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,758 the new insiders, leaving the truly odd with... 32 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,518 no way to self-identify. 33 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,729 And little dictators with big egos? 34 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:28,267 Well, they can launch a nuke with a tweet! And then one day... Whoa! 35 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,023 They did. 36 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,190 So whatever your problems were... 37 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,487 Dad won't spring for a larger data plan? 38 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,988 Mom won't buy that adorbs top at Urban Outfitters? 39 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,786 It's all baby food now. 40 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,415 Now I'm an A. A as in “awesome,” 41 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,844 A as in “the apocalypse was the best thing that ever happened.” 42 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,888 A as in “all you people need to buckle up.” 43 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,926 'Cause I wanna show you just how sweet the end of the world... 44 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,023 actually is. 45 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,910 So what's life like during the apocalypse? In a word? 46 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,411 Extra. Be the flow. 47 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,001 My digs belonged to some Armenian gangster, but he's gone, 48 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,920 so I invoked the ancient rites where finders are keepers 49 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,420 and losers are weepers. 50 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,091 It's one of the only rules left because there are no adults. 51 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,922 Everyone over the age of 18 is gone. 52 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,547 Well... mostly. 53 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,427 The bombs must've been biological. 54 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,853 Most adults melted into goo, 55 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,141 and the rest turned into what we like to call "Ghoulies." 56 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,227 She hasn't texted me back. 57 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,234 I hear the new David Chang restaurant 58 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,186 is supposed to be awesome-sauce. 59 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,236 I should cancel my Facebook account. It's too divisive. 60 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,235 I know it seems like they're having a conversation, but they're not. 61 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,678 They only say the last stupid thing that they were thinking. 62 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,622 But that doesn't mean that they're harmless. 63 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,924 They will rip your head off and chug your blood. 64 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,628 I mean, look at this guy. 65 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,248 It's like Prime Rib Night at the Golden Corral down there. 66 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,005 But mostly, life is like living in Grand Theft Auto... 67 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,507 except better. 68 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,902 Woo-hoo! 69 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,376 Oh, crap. 70 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:06,759 A Yamashiro katana, Honshū Province. 71 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,477 Television taught me every good sword has a name. 72 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,770 I mean, Excalibur, Vorpal, Longclaw, Sting... Needle! 73 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,398 I shall name mine... 74 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,486 Sam. 75 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,246 Ever since the bombs fell, animals have been mutating. 76 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,214 That used to be a pug. 77 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,467 So messed up, right? 78 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,256 No. No! 79 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,757 I really liked that place too. 80 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,774 So when shopping for a new home, you have to ask yourself, 81 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,851 “Can I build a minefield, or a moat, or a drawbridge to protect it?” 82 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,477 No? Move on. 83 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,122 Also, don't pick one with an unexploded missile in the front yard. 84 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,240 That's a deal-breaker. 85 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,233 Psst. 86 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:41,983 Shh. 87 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,276 Baron Triumph. 88 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,870 Help me! Anyone! 89 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,954 Please, help me! 90 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:51,454 Please, help! 91 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,923 That turd lord catches kids and purees them into hummus. 92 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,843 The apocalypse didn't eliminate the assholes. 93 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:02,839 It made them worse. 94 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,682 We have to rise above. 95 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,223 Every day is a chance to be great. 96 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:11,847 Be the flow. 97 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,727 Ghoulies, depraved flesh eaters on motorcycles, 98 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,823 and mutated animals aren't the only threats. 99 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,498 The bombs dropped six months ago, and all of the kids who survived 100 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,858 have more or less maintained their circle of friends. 101 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,155 Among the tribes are the Disciples of Kardashia, 102 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,529 the 4-H Club, the Jocks, the STEM Punks, 103 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,786 and countless other small tribes occupying their own territory. 104 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,410 The borders shift, so it's best to stay in your own lane. 105 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,170 Now, that's promising. 106 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,179 East-facing windows, nice location. 107 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,642 And Jesus makes a great security system. 108 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:01,771 Damn. 109 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,898 Some kids already called dibs. 110 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:08,573 Rule three: keep to yourself. I've avoided everyone since the boom. 111 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,664 Some kids... are worse than Ghoulies. 112 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,412 Things just got different. 113 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,310 Josh! 114 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,107 - Sam. - Josh! 115 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:46,858 Josh! 116 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,235 Josh! 117 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:51,738 Lookie here! 118 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,657 A party crasher. 119 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,538 Hey, bros, what does the Golf Team do 120 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,710 to those who crash our party? 121 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,215 Whoa! 122 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,137 Easy. 123 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,389 I heard a scream and thought there might be some trouble. 124 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,248 - What're you doing back there? - We're doing none of your business. 125 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,652 Buzz off, fly, unless you want to die. 126 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,902 Rhyming? Really, Jerry? Really? 127 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,315 Just kinda roll with it, Terry. 128 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,243 You sound like a knob with a dictionary, Jerry. 129 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,070 We're on the same team, Gary. 130 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,776 - Yo, Gary's just triggered, Barry. - Enough! I make the threats. 131 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,037 I'm team captain. It says so on my shirt. 132 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,332 And I say one of you doesn't belong here. 133 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,962 Gary, Barry, Jerry, Larry and... what's your name? 134 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,246 - Josh. - Tennis Josh? 135 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:49,690 - No. - Little Josh with the big truck? 136 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,474 - No. - Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh? 137 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,089 Just Josh, okay? You guys don't know me. 138 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:58,006 Well, now you're Wasting-Our-Time- And-Got-Himself-Dead Josh! 139 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,098 Whoa, damn! 140 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,772 Soon-To-Be-Dead Josh has got himself some brass. 141 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,059 Most scabs possum, but you... 142 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,148 Oh, you are interesting, bro. 143 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,073 I've got a killer origin story. 144 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,527 It's got revenge, and drama, and fights, and love. 145 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,827 True love. 146 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,418 We've been sans Snap for months. 147 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:25,628 Entertain us... 148 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,707 and you just might live. 149 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,213 Okay, my story? 150 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,473 I moved here before the start of school. 151 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,113 - You wanted to see me, Principal Burr? - Oh, Josh. 152 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,156 Josh, come on in. 153 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,619 Have a seat. 154 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,507 Hmm. 155 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,644 How's the move from Toronto? 156 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:28,693 Uh, yeah, good. 157 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,773 Hmm. You fitting in okay? 158 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,776 Yeah. Good. 159 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,649 Like your classes? 160 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,699 Yeah. Good. 161 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,656 Are you a fan of the walnut, Josh? 162 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,957 California is one of the biggest growers of nuts in the world. 163 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,712 We're not all celebrities and sunshine. 164 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,713 I know it's more on-trend to like almonds right now. 165 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,796 Can't go into a Starbucks without somebody asking for a splash of almond milk. 166 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,676 And cashews? 167 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,470 The cashew is a cross-cultural masterpiece. 168 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,524 But for me, it's the walnut, 169 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,140 the healthiest food in the world. 170 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,768 Filled with Vitamin E, phytonutrients... 171 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,113 Brain food, they call it. And that's all well and good, but... 172 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,815 you know why I like it? 173 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,897 Uh, why? 174 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,448 Because the toughest shell can be cracked. 175 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,288 - Are those for me? - These? Oh, no. 176 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,620 No, no. 177 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,955 No, these are plastic. 178 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,921 No, this is a nut-free campus. I'm sorry I wasn't clear about that. 179 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,173 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian, 180 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,296 Erika Kim... 181 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,756 they even smell a nut, it's death. 182 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,473 Hospital trip, the whole thing. 183 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,513 Is that an allegory? 184 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,967 It's a metaphor. 185 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,806 A metaphor more. Moving isn't easy. 186 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,641 Not knowing anybody. 187 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,358 Well, now you know me. 188 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,531 Are you trying to bore us to death? 189 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,525 Yo, your story is tired, bro. 190 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,527 - Five percent Rotten Tomato, if that. - I don't get it. 191 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,160 How did a noob like you survive out here for six months all on his lonesome? 192 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,373 I can fish, hunt, rig solar panels, and purify water from my own urine, 193 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,286 which is even grosser than it sounds. 194 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,995 - What are you, MacGyver? - No. 195 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,956 I'm Canadian. 196 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,797 You're a value added. 197 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,552 We could use someone like you. 198 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,342 I don't know how to do golf. 199 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,507 I was thinking more of like, hmm... 200 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,806 I don't know, a slave. 201 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,139 Ugh, I object to that terminology. 202 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,637 Indentured American? 203 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,726 Better. 204 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,148 Josh has some serious skills, unlike you foot lickers. 205 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,031 You're coming with us, Just Josh. 206 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,900 Now, we can do this the hard way 207 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,527 or the harder way. 208 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,452 What's the hard way? 209 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,702 We put an electric dog collar on and shock you into being our... 210 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,164 indentured American. 211 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,746 And the harder way? 212 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,543 - We put the collar on your junk. - That's my favorite. 213 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,586 Thanks. 214 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,173 But no thanks. 215 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,006 You see, I have a sacred mission to accomplish. 216 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,137 This is a nut-free campus. Sorry that I wasn't clear about that. 217 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,766 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian, 218 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,890 Erika Kim... 219 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,599 they even smell a nut, it's death. 220 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,935 - Come in. - You wanted to see me, Mr. Burr? 221 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,913 Sam Dean, meet Josh Wheeler. 222 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,116 Josh, this is Sam. 223 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,879 She's gonna show you around and answer any questions you have. 224 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,298 That's right. I named my sword after her. 225 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,681 You would too. 226 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,635 - Hey, Sam! - Hey. 227 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,974 - Hi, guys. - Hola, Señorita Sam. 228 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,425 Hola, Ms. Rodriguez. 229 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,480 How do you have so many friendlies? 230 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,017 - Who are you? - I'm Sam Dean. 231 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,855 Two syllables, two boys' names. Sam, Dean. 232 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,685 Like, Sam as in Samantha? 233 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,237 Sam as in Samaira. 234 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,658 Is that... is that like an England thing? 235 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,701 Uh, no. My mum is an engineer, and she worked in Jaipur, 236 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,995 so I am the definition of cultural appropriation. 237 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,633 Samaira. 238 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,708 It means "enchanting," which is pretty cringe. 239 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,592 Samaira is a kind of girl 240 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,803 who Instagrams an inspirational quote over a peace sign selfie. 241 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,175 Sam doesn't have any kind of social media platform. 242 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,182 Sam still likes riding her old BMX bike. 243 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,434 Sam's thinking of getting a tattoo but is too indecisive to choose. 244 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,517 Wait, hang on. 245 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,732 No one is friends with everyone unless they're, like, a cheerleader. 246 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,650 - Are you a cheerleader? - Uh, no. But only because irony is dead. 247 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,277 So what are you? 248 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:48,905 I'm... 249 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,907 interested. 250 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:52,867 Look. 251 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,001 Competitive fidget spinners, creepypasta eaters, 252 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,791 the meow-sters, E-sportos. 253 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,085 Shannon Vinnecour recreated Gondor in Minecraft. 254 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,590 And Todd Altman self-identifies his gender as a seahorse. 255 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,719 The horse of the sea. 256 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,929 I don't think that we have those in Canada. 257 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,597 Probably not. 258 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,682 I get it. 259 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,100 - You're nice. - Nice? 260 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,905 Nice is what you say when you have nothing else to say about someone. 261 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,858 It's lame. I'm not nice. 262 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,440 Everyone seems to like you. 263 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,935 I'm a human Sorting Hat. 264 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:29,146 Principal Burr just uses me to help figure out where the new students click. 265 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,487 So where do I belong? 266 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,454 Who are your people? 267 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,791 I lived in a small town with small people. 268 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,753 It's still jocks, and nerds, and cheerleaders, and... 269 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,836 me. 270 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,796 You're challenging, Josh Wheeler. 271 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,086 And I do like a challenge. 272 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,517 - Hey! - Shut up. 273 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,444 Sam Dean is way above your orbit. 274 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,480 - She's like stratosphere! - She does have great tits, though. 275 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,685 Hey! This is love, and love is more important than boobs. 276 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,276 Nothing is more important than boobs. 277 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,901 I am in love with Sam Dean, 278 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,908 and I promised to keep her safe from thunder buckets of crap like you. 279 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,164 Now, let the girl go, 280 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,096 and we'll leave you to whatever circle jerk you have planned for tonight. 281 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,370 That's tomorrow night. Tomorrow is Tuesday, right? 282 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,896 - Shut the fuck up, Barry. - Gender norms don't exist anymore. 283 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,958 Hey! 284 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,251 Give me the girl. 285 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,593 - We're leaving. - Sorry. 286 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,761 Can't. 287 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,839 We're on a mission to round up stragglers. And that means you too. 288 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,312 Gary... collar this dog. 289 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,769 Take another fucking step, and you're dead. 290 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,070 Well, fuck you, loser! 291 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,402 Oh, my God! 292 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,504 Is this what you were trying to do? 293 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,206 I was trying to cut it clean off. It was gonna be rad! 294 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,377 Get it out, fuck-knuckle. 295 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,666 Can't. It's stuck in the bone! 296 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,087 Bone. 297 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,059 Shut your face, Gary. Kill this guy. 298 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,518 Kill him a lot! 299 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,442 Hold on, Terry! 300 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,815 Get out of there, Sam! 301 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,701 Go! Sam! 302 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,078 Any of you shit-dips move, 303 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,665 and we have Burning Man Festival early. 304 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,041 Angelica? 305 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,628 Fuck! 306 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:52,758 Six months. 307 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,340 Six months looking for Sam, and just when I think I finally find her, 308 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,014 it's Angelica? 309 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,354 Angelica might be ten, but she's a total fuck... 310 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,983 I wanna say a word that I can't use 311 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,110 because I don't want to use bad words to describe young women. 312 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,729 I'm part of the solution. 313 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,111 Look, hey, Terry. Let's just forget about this, man. 314 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,945 You guys keep her. 315 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,663 You can't just leave me here, you sphincter stain. 316 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,700 - What about all that hero shit? - That was before I knew it was you. 317 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,865 - What's wrong with me? - Angelica, 318 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,874 I babysat you, like, three times, 319 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,416 and every time, you either tried to light me or my stuff on fire. 320 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,881 Sorry to interrupt, 321 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,011 but your sword is still stuck in my fucking hand! 322 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,972 Listen! I'm leaving. 323 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,017 And if you wanna live, you're not gonna follow. 324 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,599 Yeah, and why is that? 325 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,599 Because I just used my blade to make a PB&J. 326 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,484 Raspberry jam, 327 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,651 extra crunchy peanut butter. 328 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,855 And if you don't get an EpiPen, 329 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,527 you'll go into anaphylactic shock, right, Terry? 330 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,284 How did you know I have an allergy? 331 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,736 You may not know me... 332 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,661 but I know you, Terrence Markazian. 333 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,712 This is a nut-free campus. Sorry that I wasn't clear about that. 334 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,252 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian... 335 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,497 Terrence Markazian... 336 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,758 they even smell a nut, it's death. 337 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,893 You just made the wrong enemy. 338 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,394 Your life is over, bro! 339 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,516 Toss yourself to the Ghoulies, they'll be kinder! 340 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,226 You'll never survive on your own! 341 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,989 I won't be alone once I find Sam. 342 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,867 You'd really leave me back there, all by myself, defenseless? 343 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,624 Oh, please. Even the Ghoulies are scared of you. 344 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:53,376 Hmm. Fucking mutants should be. They melt better than Barbie dolls. 345 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,880 Bye-bye, Angelica. 346 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,419 You didn't lace your sword with peanuts. You hate PB&J. 347 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,507 They don't know that. 348 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,427 Psychos get psychosomatic symptoms. 349 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,553 That's smart. 350 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,644 You're not smart. 351 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,016 The world is backwards, Angelica. I just fit in way better now. 352 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:23,567 The child who boasts like a man may count his pubes on one hand. 353 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,543 This is why I avoid people. 354 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,698 Because street samurai are a thing now. 355 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,671 Nice sword. 356 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,802 I see you listened to the wisdom I dropped, Joshua Wheeler. 357 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,927 Wesley Fists? This guy was a dick. 358 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,466 I've been trying to tell you. 359 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,558 Please let me put you on game. 360 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,773 You need a blade, Jaden. 361 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,324 That was rule number one in the 15th century. 362 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,238 Why not the 21st? 363 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,069 - Nice. - Nice? 364 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:06,202 This is an exact replica of the blade the legendary Toshirō Mifune 365 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,703 wielded in Throne of Blood. 366 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:08,954 So why do you have it? 367 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,461 We can't all be three-time world gymnastics champion, Kurt Thomas, 368 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:16,249 who employed the precision of gymnastics and the deadly force of karate 369 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,245 in the 1985 classic Gymkata. 370 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,127 No one gets your movie references, dude. 371 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,550 Josh understands what I'm talking about. Hey, yo, Vanilla Ice, 372 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,763 tell Hoyles here swords are the perfect weapon. 373 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,474 Oh, I mean, I don't know. I'd probably take a gun over a sword. 374 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,351 A gun? Guns don't have names. 375 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,771 Swords have all the best names. 376 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,983 Please, tell me what gun is better than a sword? 377 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,524 Uh, I don't know. 378 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,364 Sniper rifle? 379 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,322 A sniper rifle! How many rounds you think you got? 380 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,071 Awesome. Let's say a 30-round mag? 381 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,294 How long do you think that's gonna last you? 382 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,655 Not long. 383 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,294 All I got to do is wait for your bullets to be gone, 384 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,384 and then answer... with honed steel. 385 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:04,471 Patience is knowing the mulberry leaf will soon become a silk robe. 386 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,969 Principal Burr, back me up! 387 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,601 You would take a sword over a gun? 388 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,808 Oh, I don't know, Wes. I usually play Sombra in Overwatch. 389 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,516 You play as a girl? 390 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,348 Sombra has thermoptic camo. I like that. 391 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,516 You can't hit what you can't see. 392 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,725 And let's not talk about guns, 393 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,896 because if you do, technically, I have to write a police report, 394 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,906 and technically, they have to file that with the FBI, 395 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,489 and technically, you'll be on a watch list. 396 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,252 But I support all of our amendments, especially 397 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:36,708 your right to not be late for third period. Gentlemen. 398 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,918 What the fuck? 399 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,259 I'm sorry. 400 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,974 Oh, too slow! Stay goosey! 401 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,267 What do you want, Wesley? 402 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,981 If you're running with the Golf Club, you're missing a polo shirt. 403 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,272 I'm a pacifist now... 404 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,364 atoning for crimes I committed in my previous life, 405 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,532 on a path to enlightenment. 406 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,363 Don't start samurai crap with me. Your dad was my dentist. 407 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:11,156 Proper flossing has no impact on my dedication to the Bushido Code. 408 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:14,951 I've sworn an oath to help guide lost spirits through the wasteland. 409 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,246 I'm not lost. 410 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,422 - I just wanna find... - Sam Dean? 411 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,541 I know. 412 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,589 I saw your tags. 413 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,299 "I am here." I did a little... 414 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,177 Sherlock-and-popping, figured you were fishing for her. 415 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,695 - Do you know where she is? - Well, I heard from Claire Richter, 416 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:34,009 who runs with the Cheermazons, that Scooter Kauffman heard the STEM Punk tribe 417 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,677 saw Sam hanging in the mall. 418 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,556 The mall is Baron Triumph territory. 419 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,897 I came to tell you that the soul stealer stole your lady. 420 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,693 Um, douchers? It's go time. 421 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,485 Hey! 422 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,865 I'm signaling Turbo for reinforcements. 423 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,147 - Trouble at the Golf Club, Mona. - Shut the fuck up. 424 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,817 Golfers don't rate as athletes. They've got tiny balls. 425 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,362 Besides, American Ninja Idol is on. 426 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:43,832 Oh, shi... 427 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:56,887 That's good. 428 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,519 I did it! I won! 429 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,188 No. 430 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,836 Feel like hunting some new recruits? 431 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,584 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 432 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,134 - Where are you, Josh? - Can't hide forever. 433 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:10,958 - Here, Joshie, Joshie! - We're gonna find you. 434 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,089 Really? You think this is a good time to get high? 435 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:20,432 Bubonic Chronic helps me focus in times of stress. 436 00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:21,513 Can I have a hit? 437 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,138 We are not lighting the Golf Team on fire. 438 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,477 Come on. 439 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,782 Yo! 440 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,370 This place has everything! 441 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,502 Food, water... 442 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,130 a tub of Aquaphor. 443 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,419 O negative blood for transfusions! 444 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,973 Quilted toilet paper. 445 00:27:56,049 --> 00:28:00,139 Party supplies, Tide Pods... What are you washing? 446 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,559 Damn near all the Settlers of Catan. 447 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:08,137 I thought you would've been taken out in the first round, Josh Wheeler. 448 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,725 But check you out! 449 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:14,114 - I am impressed. - This is just my old apartment. 450 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,442 I just use it for storage. 451 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,742 Yeah, storage. 452 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,778 Flowers? Andes Mints? 453 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:25,408 - You expecting some company? - I thought that Sam might come here. 454 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,083 I've been looking for her for months. 455 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,044 I think what we had was special. 456 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,354 You know, it was weird. It was like... 457 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,919 a hit teen rom-com, but spread out over a bunch of episodes 458 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,125 that you could just binge in one sitting. 459 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:40,968 Let's cut to the montage? 460 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,790 Give me a sec to tidy up. 461 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,126 Whoa, I can handle a little mess. 462 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,509 What's so embarrassing? 463 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:23,681 Oh, just grabbing my Pokémon cards. You know, Pikachu, Charmander. 464 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:27,102 I even have a Mewtwo, which is... You know, got to catch 'em all. 465 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,140 Just don't want you to think that I'm some kind of... weirdo. 466 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:34,517 "Call Grandma, no texts. The future scares her." 467 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,774 What's this? 468 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,817 That's, uh... 469 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,492 That's my mom. 470 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,663 After the divorce, 471 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,286 my mom got custody, and we moved here. 472 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,331 But she leaves the house at the crack of dawn 473 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,455 and doesn't get home until after dinner, so... 474 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,299 I have a Post-it parent. 475 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,802 Sam, meet my mom. 476 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,505 Mom... this is Sam. 477 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,887 And your Pokémon cards? 478 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:16,977 Uh, I actually have a huge collection, but they're back in Toronto with my dad. 479 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:18,732 Wow. 480 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:20,744 I am a weirdo. 481 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,776 But not a total weirdo. 482 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,077 Sorry, I just... 483 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:36,165 I don't want a pity peck for our first kiss. You know? 484 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,127 Josh... 485 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:43,683 You could be broody and bleak, but you're not. 486 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,927 Your superpower is your honesty. 487 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,309 Radical honesty. 488 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,266 You're not trying to be anyone else but yourself. 489 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,120 Thanks for telling me where Sam is. 490 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,917 You guys can just take whatever you want and go. 491 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,336 And what if Sam's not at the mall? 492 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,006 - What if she's dead? - She's not. 493 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:28,051 Look, my mom used to leave me Post-it notes, but this one... 494 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,103 this one is Sam's writing. 495 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,847 She left it here for me. 496 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,347 If Sam is out there, I'm not giving up. 497 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,822 Everyone can hear that... right? 498 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,195 Shit. 499 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,195 It's Turbo Bro Jock. 500 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,537 Turbo Bro? 501 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,577 You mean, Turbo Pokaski? 502 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,125 I can't believe some parent named their kid Turbo. 503 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,799 They might as well have named him Adolf or Bully. 504 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,419 Turbo gathered all the jocks into one tribe. 505 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,836 Football, baseball, golf, et cetera. 506 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,178 - He's the bad guy. - How'd they find us? 507 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,716 We found it here! 508 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:14,848 Bubonic Chronic. 509 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,433 Bubonic Chronic? 510 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:17,893 Wesley? 511 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,362 Little pig, little pig. 512 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:25,574 Let us in! Or we'll huff, and we'll puff, 513 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,822 and we'll kick the shit out of you. 514 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,824 We have to get out of here, Josh. 515 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,486 You and I are not a thing, Angelica. 516 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,044 If I kaboom those Jocks to ash, can I stay on your team? 517 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,158 I don't have a team. 518 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:38,584 I'm a genius with very flexible morality. You need me! 519 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,018 I agree with the petulant dwarf. You require our assistance. 520 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:44,842 Uh-uh. Both of you, unsubscribe. You two made my life hell in high school. 521 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:48,221 I've done a great many things that've besmirched my soul. 522 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,339 A rōnin seeks forgiveness through action. 523 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,846 Having other people around is just trouble, okay? 524 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,849 I'm going to find Sam. That's it. 525 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,985 It's not on me to forgive you for being a jerk in high school, Wesley. 526 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,148 And I'm not babysitting you anymore, Angelica. 527 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:04,189 - Look, I'm sorry I was such a shit. - No, you're not. 528 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,863 No, I'm not. But we have no idea what's going on here. 529 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:09,996 We don't know why the adults turned into Ghoulies or why kids didn't. 530 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,275 But those are just kids out there. 531 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:16,195 Fascist bullies who saw Mad Max too many times and dressed like assholes, 532 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,911 but still kids. 533 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:23,043 The only way we're gonna find answers and survive is if we stay together. 534 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,879 These douchebags wanna party? 535 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,426 Let's throw 'em a real rager. 536 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:38,927 Throw the rocks! 537 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,017 Pussies! 538 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,823 They're not coming out, Turbo. 539 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,984 We got to turn up, Turbo. 540 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,237 We're savage AF, Turbo. 541 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,239 No one ducks our tribe, Turbo. 542 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,619 Let's bust through this goal line, Turbo. 543 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,587 Yeah, Turbo! 544 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:35,317 I'm dirty! Josh! 545 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,656 Make it rain! 546 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:41,387 Is that all you got, losers? You're gonna have to do better than that! 547 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,015 Ghoulies! 548 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:48,774 Holy shit! 549 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,855 We got to go. 550 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:51,481 What did they do? 551 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:05,912 Get the fu... 552 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,278 - Come on. - Come on. 553 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,972 There's an alley off Lexington Ave. Goes straight to the mall. 554 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,035 You guys take that, I'll take Glendale to Colorado. 555 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,078 We need to stay together. 556 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,043 We stay together, they'll catch us. Those Jocks have a hard-on for me. 557 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,436 I'll lose them and meet you by the rear entrance of Dick's. 558 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,000 Rear. 559 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:56,416 Fine. Get your balls in gear, boys. 560 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:08,348 Uh... 561 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:17,984 Tracks! 562 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,617 You can run, but you can't hide, sucker! 563 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,528 God, I can't believe I'm gonna get caught. 564 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,029 And the worst part... 565 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:10,084 I'd probably still be with Sam if I just went to that dumb football game. 566 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,326 Hike! 567 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,035 Oh, shit. 568 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,181 Ah... 569 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,279 - Sam! - Josh! 570 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:25,111 - Sam, where are you? - I can't see. I'm bleeding! 571 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:29,656 Josh! Josh, follow emergency lockdown procedures! Find your buddy! 572 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:32,622 - I'm gonna find you! - Josh, I'm scared! 573 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,123 - I... Josh... - Sam? 574 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,706 Sam! 575 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:41,674 Sam! 576 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,338 Sam! 577 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,131 Sam! 578 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:51,805 You know what? 579 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,683 I promised Sam, and I'm not stopping until I find her. 580 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,672 Get him! 581 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,846 Nobody messes with the Golf Team! 582 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,447 Damn, these some chain chains. 583 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:51,948 Dead end. 584 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:53,993 There's a sale. 585 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,462 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 586 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,132 There's a sale. 587 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,328 Spark me, Samurai. 588 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,088 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 589 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,806 Stupid Russian-made flamethrower! 590 00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:24,606 - I can't open it! - I'm almost empty. 591 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,154 - You got to kill her! - There's a sale! 592 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,864 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 593 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:31,275 I'm a pacifist! 594 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:34,073 Plus, this poor white girl just wants some yoga pants. 595 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,288 As an empiricist, I find the need to redeem your soul 596 00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,909 to be hopelessly naive and fucking stupid. 597 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,710 Oh, shit! My sword! 598 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:51,760 - You suck at hero-ing. - I saved your stupid lives, twice. 599 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,972 Now, hurry. Turbo's on my ass. 600 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:57,683 Um... No, he's not. 601 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,770 Why aren't they chasing you? 602 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,650 Baron Triumph. 603 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,412 Oh, shit. 604 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:18,541 Anyone know who the hell this twat herder really is? 605 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,539 I heard he's Marco Lions, that gearhead that lived in Hollywood. 606 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:24,792 Didn't your old bestie Jaden Hoyles ride a motorcycle like that? 607 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,585 Well, Hoyles is a real prick. 608 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,420 Whoever he is, here he comes. 609 00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:43,274 What the... 610 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,556 So what's like life in the apocalypse? 611 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:51,113 It's never what you'd expect. 45686

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