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OK. 17 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,680 - Uh, come on in. - ANGIE: Thank you. 18 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,500 Uh, OK. I just think we might need a few more chairs. 19 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,700 WOMAN: Yeah, OK, sure, I'll bring... 20 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Another hot oncologist. 21 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,140 (CLEARS THROAT) JJ? 22 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,420 Hey, just wait here, darling, OK? 23 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,520 We won't be long, alright? 24 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,880 (SIGHS) 25 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,920 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 26 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,860 Unfortunately, you have fallen into the small percentage 27 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,940 of women with a triple-negative subtype 28 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,400 and this is typically the most aggressive subtype. 29 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,500 (WHISPERS) Wait outside. 30 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,540 (DOOR CLOSES) 31 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,640 (PHONE RINGS) 32 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,300 And although your treatment last time was successful, 33 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,000 unfortunately, the cancer has regrown in the breast. 34 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,940 I know that this is not the news that any of you wanted to hear 35 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,620 and it is important to have realistic expectations... 36 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,380 (FADES) ..but to also understand that there are 37 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,380 many good treatment options available to you, 38 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,600 and we will treat this aggressively. 39 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Angie, do you need a moment? 40 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,960 No, no. Go. No, go ahead. 41 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,180 MARYANNE: OK. 42 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:08,660 Uh, so I've consulted with our surgical team 43 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,620 and we have agreed that you will need to have a mastectomy 44 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,720 and reconstruction. 45 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,380 And we'll follow the surgery with a course of chemotherapy 46 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,540 and immunotherapy, which typically takes six months. 47 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,720 (SPARSE MUSIC) 48 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,080 (DOG YAPS) 49 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,240 - (WHINES) - You look just like Bluey! 50 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,820 Hi, Bluey! 51 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,300 Hi, Bluey! 52 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,460 - (GIGGLES) - (PUPPY WHINES AND YAPS) 53 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,580 Hi, Bluey! 54 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,820 (SIGHS) 55 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,020 MARYANNE: If there's no further questions, then... 56 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,120 ...I'll see you Friday. 57 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,460 - Friday? - Surgery. 58 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,500 MARYANNE: We do need to get started 59 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,600 on the treatment right away. 60 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,540 Please, you call the office 61 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,340 if you think of anything in the meantime. 62 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,440 EDIE: Mmm. 63 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,180 - Excuse me, Doc? - Mmm. Yeah? 64 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,820 - Just one question. - Mm. 65 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,940 Do you think you could have a quick squiz at this lump 66 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,420 in my armpit? 67 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,860 No. No, I won't. I won't look at that. 68 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,680 You need to get a dermatologist to look at that one. 69 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,060 - Yeah, but you can just... - Not here. 70 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,160 No, thank you. 71 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,200 - Thank you. - Thank you. 72 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,260 OK, well, we've gotta get going, so... 73 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,620 Alright, but... 74 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,580 ...that was mostly good news, right? 75 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,020 Yeah. I mean, now we know exactly what we're dealing with. 76 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,340 It's good to have some certainty. 77 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,940 It's good that you can get treatment straightaway. 78 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,340 Yeah, you'll be done and dusted by the time the baby comes. 79 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,980 And it's amazing what they can do with technology, 80 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,620 medical technology. 81 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,700 Amazing. 82 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,800 What's amazing? 83 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,140 OK, well, it's after 9:00, so we've gotta get going. 84 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,540 Yeah, I'm gonna be late for court. 85 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,860 I'm sure you guys have got really busy days, so... 86 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,340 - No. - No, not me. 87 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,700 - Not me. - What are you... 88 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,060 - I could get lunch. - Should we... 89 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,540 - SANTI: I can't. - I'm gonna be late. 90 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,660 We should go. 91 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,660 Can you guys give me a lift to the city? 92 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,820 - I've just got my big meeting. - Yeah, course. Yep. 93 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,920 SANTI: I'll be there in just a sec. 94 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,800 Hey. You OK? 95 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,920 - Santi? - Coming. 96 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,200 I'll see you this arvo? 97 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,800 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 98 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,320 Good girl, Bluey! 99 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,420 - Mum? - Mmm? 100 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,660 I don't feel well. 101 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,380 Really? 102 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,380 I think I'm probably sick. 103 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,240 Can I please stay home and not go to school? 104 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,780 (COUGHS) 105 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,880 I feel pale. 106 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,640 Yeah, fine. 107 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,240 Why doesn't anyone in my family... 108 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,820 ...have a job? 109 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,540 Except you two. 110 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,740 Well, Oly's trying to find a new job. 111 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,060 Mmm. 112 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,160 SANTI: And Bowie... 113 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,100 Bowie quit teaching, didn't he? 114 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,580 Dom, you know, he DJ'ed a second wedding and a 50th. 115 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,680 I don't care about Dom. 116 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,960 Hey, Ange, I hope everything's OK. 117 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,840 Good luck. 118 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,120 (DOOR CLOSES) 119 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,320 So that was big. 120 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,120 Yeah. Just confirms what we knew. 121 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,580 Yeah, but... 122 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,780 I don't know. 123 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,880 How are you feeling? 124 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,840 I can stay home with you. 125 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,980 Well, no, I can't today, but I would. 126 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,320 I know, but you've got court. Go! 127 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,440 I'll be fine. 128 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,320 Did you have to find an oncologist quite that hot? 129 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,180 Have you got some kind of secret stash 130 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,180 of sexy cancer doctors? 131 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,280 (LAUGHS) 132 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,180 You know the ugly ones work harder? 133 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,540 Edie! Go! 134 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,860 I'm not nearly as sick as I'm gonna be! 135 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,960 (EDIE GROANS) 136 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,700 (SPARSE MUSIC) 137 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,800 (GROANS SOFTLY) 138 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,260 (SLOW, KOOKY MUSIC) 139 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,360 My gland? 140 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,040 (SIGHS) 141 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,560 (BOWIE GROANS) 142 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,340 - Dum-Dum? - DOM: Yo! 143 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,100 Do we have any blankets? 144 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,380 Um, just... (CLICKS FINGERS) ...over here. 145 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,820 Why? 146 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,660 JJ: I'm making a cubby. 147 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,860 OLY: You're sick. You should rest. 148 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,260 JJ: I'll rest in the cubby. 149 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,460 Alright, well, clean it up afterwards. 150 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,560 OK. I will. 151 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,920 Alright. 152 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,540 What are you doing? 153 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,900 Fixing the books. 154 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Research. 155 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,580 I mean with your lives. 156 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,820 OLY: Mum, I'm pregnant. 157 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,900 And I was fired. 158 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,780 Uh, yeah, a month ago, Oly. 159 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,220 What happened to your job interviews? 160 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,500 They haven't called me back. 161 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,940 - And what about you, Bowie? - (GROANS) 162 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,340 Have you gone for any jobs since you threw that position away 163 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,420 at a great school? 164 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,900 Mum, don't start. 165 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,420 Ange, you OK? 166 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,780 ANGIE: And what about rent? 167 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,980 BOWIE: Oly and Santi don't pay rent. 168 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,260 OLY: Um, yes, we do. 169 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,620 ANGIE: You used to pay rent. 170 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,140 I don't have a job! 171 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,260 BOWIE: It's not just their house. 172 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,540 No, it's not - it's Dom and my house. 173 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,540 And, Bowie, you're 26 years old. 174 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,580 You need to take responsibility for your life. 175 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,820 - OLY: He's actually 28. - 28, Mum. 176 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,020 Oh, well, all the more reason. 177 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,380 - Ange? - Yeah? 178 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,480 He takes after you, you know? 179 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,340 Um, what are you doing, Bowie? 180 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,900 I don't know, Angela! 181 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,580 I had some pretty bad news today, 182 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,540 so I don't really feel like doing anything. 183 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,820 - Get up! - No. No, no, no! Get off. 184 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,740 - No, no, no. No, no. - Get up. 185 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,820 Turquoise or teal? 186 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,380 BOWIE: No, I'm sitting here. No. No! 187 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,740 - Oh, maybe chartreuse? - BOWIE: No! I'm staying! 188 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,780 ANGIE: No, I want you to get up, right now! 189 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,880 (YELPS) No! 190 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,660 We think it's terrific. 191 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,340 It's edgy but relatable. 192 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,940 Tell us a little bit more about it. 193 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,940 Yeah, sure. Um... 194 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,420 It's a very personal project of mine, actually. 195 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,860 Um, my daughter was being bullied at school 196 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,300 for being born on a toilet. 197 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,580 (PHONE CHIMES) 198 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,220 She wasn't. She... she was a surprise. 199 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,740 We had her when we were still at high school. 200 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,180 - (PHONE KEYBOARD CLACKS) - So... 201 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,300 I think growing up, for her, she was always aware of 202 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,140 being different, of... 203 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,260 ...you know, of having really young parents. 204 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,740 - Um... - (PHONE KEYBOARD CLACKS) 205 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,140 So I made this for her, to encourage her 206 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,180 to love those parts of her that make her different. 207 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,700 - (PHONE CHIMES) - And, uh... 208 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,940 And she really loves it. 209 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,540 And we love it too. 210 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,940 We wanna develop it. 211 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,020 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Really? 212 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,380 Well, it's great IP. 213 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,780 Maybe a kids series first, 214 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,580 spin it off into a game down the track. 215 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,420 - Animated feature. - (SANTI LAUGHS) Wow! 216 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,140 - (MESSAGE WHOOSHES) - OK, amazing. Awesome. 217 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:47,060 Look, there's just one tiny, um, top-line note, really. 218 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,260 - Maybe two. - OK? 219 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,900 - Couple of commercial things. - Yeah. 220 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,300 How would you feel if it was a little boy? 221 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,660 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Oh! 222 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,380 You see, little boys won't watch a little girl character. 223 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,660 Little girls will watch a little boy character. 224 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,980 What about Bluey? 225 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,340 Everyone watches 'Bluey'. 226 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,440 The exception that proves the rule. 227 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,020 Yeah, I mean, I'm not... Yeah. 228 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,780 Toilet Baby. Um, does she have to - or he - 229 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,380 need to be born in a toilet? 230 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,780 Toilet's a bit, you know... 231 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,220 OLDER MAN: How about a spa? 232 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,020 Um... 233 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,220 - Spas are sexy. - Oh, God. 234 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,180 Um, what about a bath? 235 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,420 (PHONE KEYBOARD CLACKS) 236 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,900 I guess lots of babies are born in baths, right? 237 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,140 YOUNGER MAN: They are. 238 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,060 Yeah, so it could be, like... 239 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,060 (PHONE BEEPS) 240 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,460 ...like, Bath Boy. 241 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,560 Perfect. 242 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,780 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 243 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,880 OK. Yeah. 244 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,900 Where do I sign? 245 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,140 What do you do when you hear an ambulance siren coming? 246 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,500 Uh, I don't... 247 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,580 Get left. Immediately get out of its way. 248 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,680 What does that sign mean? 249 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,740 Tunnel coming? 250 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,780 Jesus! It means a speed bump ahead. 251 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,860 Can you cross double white lines? 252 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,260 Uh, I don't think you can, no. 253 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,180 Wrong. Yes, you can. 254 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,580 You can cross two double white lines 255 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,260 when you're going into a driveway. 256 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,940 Uh, what do you have to do every time 257 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,860 before you get out of the car? 258 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,420 Um, you... you stop. 259 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,700 Oh, very funny, Bowie. 260 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,220 No, you have to check your mirrors, 261 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,500 you check your blind spots for cyclists. 262 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,420 - Oh, cyclists, right. - OK, you're in a roundabout. 263 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,020 Are you listening? You're in a roundabout. 264 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,620 There's two lanes. You're in the right lane. 265 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,860 Can you exit left? 266 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,460 - What are you doing? - You're in a roundabout. 267 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,060 - What are you doing, Angela? - They're everywhere, mate. 268 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,060 - You have to know what to do. - What is this? 269 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,300 Bowie, you've been on roads all your life. 270 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,500 BOWIE: What? 271 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,100 If you're in a roundabout, there's two lanes. 272 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,900 - What is going on? - You're in the right lane. 273 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,500 Can you go left? Can you exit left? 274 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,700 (SIGHS) Oh, God. 275 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,580 - OK... - No. Nuh. 276 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,340 - OK, we're here. - No. No, no, no. 277 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,980 - No, no. No, no. - Yes. 278 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,460 - Why... - We're here, Bowie. 279 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,580 (SEATBELT CLICKS) 280 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,820 Mum, no. 281 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,200 Angela, no. Angela! 282 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,760 Come on, out you get. 283 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,020 Out you get. 284 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,260 Bowie, out you get. 285 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,440 (SLOW, KOOKY MUSIC) 286 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,860 (RATTLING) 287 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,340 Fuck. (SIGHS) This is absolutely disgusting. 288 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,520 This hasn't been cleaned since the internet was invented. 289 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,420 Ugh. 290 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,420 - What's that for? - Homework. 291 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,420 Alright. Well, clean it up, please, after. 292 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,520 JJ: I will! 293 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,700 - I've got the protein powder. - Yeah, cool. 294 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,000 - (FRONT DOOR CLOSES) - Um... you have that one. 295 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,300 And do you want... I don't know how much. 296 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,580 Yo. 297 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,200 Dude! Did you get it? 298 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,260 I got it. 299 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,500 Yo! 300 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,140 BOTH: That's heaps good! 301 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,380 Yes! 302 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,180 So it's gonna be a game type of thing? 303 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,380 Yeah, yeah, they have a whole IP strategy, like 'The Witcher'. 304 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,580 They're gonna release the book first 305 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,980 to build a little bit of momentum. 306 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,780 And they're talking about licensing for a game. 307 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,260 - An animated feature. - That's fucking awesome, man! 308 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,660 I mean, 'Toilet Baby'! J's gonna be so stoked. 309 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,420 - Yeah. - ROSA: What's the noise? 310 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,700 Why are we all so happy? 311 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,300 He got the job! 312 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,100 Well, it's a development deal, but... 313 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,980 It's a deal! Ah, congratulations! 314 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,460 Ah, mi amor, que bien! 315 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,980 So 'Toilet Baby', right? 316 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,700 You have to do a Spanish version. 317 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,540 Um, like, um... 318 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,700 ...'Bebé de Baño' o algo así. 319 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,540 Yeah, I am gonna have to change, 320 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,860 uh, like, from 'Toilet Baby' to 'Bath Boy'. 321 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,860 Wait, wait, wait. What? 322 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,060 No, wait. Who's Bath Boy? 323 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,300 Well, the main character will now be a boy 324 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,580 who was, you know, born in a bath. 325 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,860 - Oh. - 'Cause they... 326 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,620 Apparently that happens. It's more commercial. 327 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,340 It's what the market's buying. 328 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,180 And... we've got the second baby coming 329 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,580 and Oly's not working, so... we need the money. 330 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,200 Ahh. 331 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,260 What? 332 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,740 Yeah! What? No. Nothing. 333 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,540 SANTI: Hmm? 334 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,980 Feel like you wanna say something. 335 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,340 No, I don't wanna say anything. 336 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,540 You know what, man, like, it's still cool. 337 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,260 - It's cool. - Yeah, dude. 338 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,220 Come on. Congrats, man. 339 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,380 And that's heaps better! 340 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,860 Heaps. 341 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,620 Um, when are... 342 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,500 What's the news with Angie? 343 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,860 Does she has to, like... 344 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,660 (CLICKS TONGUE) 345 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,760 (GROANS) 346 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,700 Yeah, it's really... full on. 347 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,980 She's got months of chemo and immunotherapy. 348 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,900 It's... Yeah, it's not easy. 349 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 350 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,600 SANTI: Rosa! 351 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,600 (SOFT MUSIC) 352 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,800 Mum, what's wrong? 353 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,240 Nothing's wrong, sweetie. 354 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,160 Are you hungry? 355 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,240 (SIGHS) 356 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,460 - Parents are dumb, Bluey. - (GROWLS PLAYFULLY) 357 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,380 If they don't wanna tell me their stupid secret, 358 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,300 well, I've got a secret too. 359 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,020 You're my secret. 360 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,460 (PUPPY SNUFFLES) 361 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,700 Yes, you are! 362 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,200 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 363 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,220 Bluey! 364 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,100 I got you a dental stick. 365 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,200 - Here you are. Here you are! - (SNARLS PLAYFULLY) 366 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,880 Uh-oh. 367 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880 (PUPPY SNARLS PLAYFULLY) 368 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,920 (WHISPERS) Stay in there, Bluey. 369 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,040 (SQUELCH!) 370 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,540 Come on. 371 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,780 Let's go. 372 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,700 What, we're not just gonna take a moment 373 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,260 to celebrate my wondrous victory? 374 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,980 If you'd got it 12 years ago, maybe. 375 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,080 Come on, in you get. 376 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,460 Keys, ignition. 377 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,580 OK. 378 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,380 Come on, you've driven before. 379 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,180 Yeah, like, three times. 380 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,900 I mean, I don't really see the point of this, like... 381 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,260 You know, they're gonna have 382 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,060 self-driving cars and stuff by the time that I'm... 383 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,620 What, you're 45? 384 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,900 Come on, drive. Into the ignition. 385 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,100 Handbrake off. 386 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,660 - (STARTS ENGINE) - Handbrake, handbrake. 387 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,180 Handbrake off and into reverse. Just press that button there. 388 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,620 And right indicator. 389 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,140 - OK... - Right indicator. 390 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,220 No, no. The right. On the right. 391 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,980 - No, the right indicator. - (GROANS) 392 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,420 - That's the windscreen wiper. - (BOWIE SIGHS) 393 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,020 - Put your foot on the pedal. - (INDICATOR CLICKS) 394 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,260 No, not that. The other pedal. 395 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,380 - That one. - Yes. 396 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,620 OK, you're gonna press down slow there. Go. 397 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,840 (INDICATOR CLICKS STEADILY) 398 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,960 Mum... 399 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,020 ...what are you doing? 400 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,580 Just pretend I'm not here. 401 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,360 Just do what you'd do if I wasn't here. 402 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,540 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 403 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,220 - (ENGINE REVS) - (TYRES SCREECH) 404 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,500 BOWIE: Ahh! 405 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,860 ANGIE: Ohh! 406 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,900 - BOWIE: Going forward... - ANGIE: Bowie! 407 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,700 - No! - In forward motion. 408 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,620 - Bowie, no, just go sl... Ahh! - (TYRES SQUEAL) 409 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,580 - Mum, just... - (ENGINE REVS) 410 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,220 - ANGIE: Oh, my God! - BOWIE: It's not funny! 411 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,860 - (BOWIE SHRIEKS) - ANGIE: Bowie! 412 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,620 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 413 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,660 (WRY MUSIC) 414 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,800 (GAS HISSES) 415 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,500 I thought you'd know what to do. 416 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,240 I just thought you needed some encouragement... 417 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,740 ...so you could trust your instincts. 418 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,060 BOWIE: Why would you think that? 419 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,340 Driving is not an instinct! 420 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,740 I just need to be sure 421 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,540 that I have taught you everything that you need. 422 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,620 - For what? - To survive without me. 423 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,500 Well, you definitely haven't, so... 424 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,300 Bowie, you need a life skill. 425 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,340 At least one. 426 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,460 I have a range of life skills! 427 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,560 Oh, OK. Name one. 428 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,980 That's not... That's not fair. 429 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,340 - No, I'm not... - Bowie. 430 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,540 I should be able to die knowing that you'll be fine. 431 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,580 Are you serious? 432 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,780 You're talking about dying 433 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,580 and your biggest concern is that I'm a fuck-up? 434 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,900 Yes! Both of you, actually, right now. 435 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,540 Both of us what? 436 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,020 Yeah, Mum's concerned that we're both fuck-ups 437 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,340 who are somehow ruining her ability to die happy. 438 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,220 I mean, I paraphrase, but that's the fuckin' gist! 439 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,420 What? 440 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,100 Mum, that's not fair. Bowie is the fuck-up. 441 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,980 Look at what he just did to Edie's car. 442 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,620 I'm just temporarily unemployed and pregnant. 443 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,420 Oly, you are moping around 444 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,940 and you are feeling sorry for yourself. 445 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,300 No, I am not! 446 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,940 You are! What did you do today? 447 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,500 Organise bookshelves? 448 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,460 By colour gradient! 449 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,220 - Get a job! - Mum! 450 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,420 Oly, you're miserable! 451 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,460 Life is short, you just... 452 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,860 You love working! 453 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,060 I also have a sick child at home 454 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,660 who, by the way, would love to know what's going on with you. 455 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,860 No, not yet. 456 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,060 OLY: Well, we should probably tell her soon. 457 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,460 And no-one's called me back. 458 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,500 No-one's gonna hire me because I'm pregnant. 459 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,860 And you're sick. 460 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,500 And I've lost my career. 461 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,780 And I'm gonna be forever raising children! 462 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,180 Oh, come on! 463 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,820 Just get some temp work. 464 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,580 Or go and talk to Shauna. 465 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,140 She can't sack you because you reported on her. 466 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,740 That is unfair dismissal. 467 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,300 So just go and tell her that you want your job back. 468 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,940 Harden up! 469 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,620 OK. 470 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,980 Mum, 471 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,080 are you OK? 472 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,940 I just need to know 473 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,780 that you guys are gonna be alright without me. 474 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,700 Oh... Mum... 475 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,740 Mum, Mum, you're not dying dying. 476 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,840 Oh, you heard the doctor. 477 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,440 The odds aren't great, are they? 478 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,180 And if either one of you tell me to be positive, 479 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,960 I swear to God I will smash this car again. 480 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,620 (SANTI KNOCKS) Hello? 481 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,460 Ahh! 482 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,420 Someone's feeling better, huh? 483 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,460 Yep. 484 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,560 SANTI: That's good. 485 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,200 Bedtime in 15 minutes, OK? 486 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,940 (SNIFFS) 487 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,260 What's that smell? 488 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,400 I can't smell anything. 489 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,580 Hmm. 490 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,780 Maybe something died in the roof. 491 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,880 Let me open up a window for you. 492 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,900 You know, J, you told Mum you were gonna clean up the cubby. 493 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,060 Tomorrow. 494 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160 Hey, J. 495 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,480 You know Toilet Baby? 496 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,620 How would you feel 497 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,900 if, say... she was a boy? 498 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,460 She's a girl. 499 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,700 No, I know, but let's just say, 500 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,140 hypothetically, 501 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,240 that she is a boy. 502 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,420 That would still be kinda cool, right? 503 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,860 No way. 504 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,580 Hmm. 505 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,460 (PUPPY WHINES) 506 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,660 What is that? 507 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,020 (PUPPY WHINES) 508 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,340 What is that?! 509 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,460 Uh, nothing. 510 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,460 - J... - (PUPPY YAPS) 511 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,540 Oh, my God! J! 512 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,740 - OLY: Oh, my God! - JJ: Bluey! 513 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,700 Where did it come from? 514 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,900 She, not it. She's Bluey. 515 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,140 I found her outside the doctor's today. 516 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,060 What, she... she was lost? 517 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,500 Technically, no. 518 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,780 Oh... 519 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,460 Hang on. J, you stole a dog? 520 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,500 No, Jacinda, you cannot steal dogs! 521 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,600 (WHINES) 522 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,620 I don't want the baby anymore. 523 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,780 The baby made you all weird. 524 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,980 No-one's telling me anything. 525 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,080 - (PUPPY YAPS) - Oh, J... 526 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360 (EXHALES STRONGLY) Baby, the... 527 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,940 People aren't being weird because of the baby. 528 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,180 Then why were we all at the doctor's? 529 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,460 (PUPPY YAPS) 530 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,260 J, the baby's gonna be fine. 531 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,880 Um... yeah, the baby's gonna be great. 532 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,700 People are being weird because of other stuff. 533 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,460 What other stuff? 534 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,560 Hmm... 535 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,260 It's adult stuff, J. 536 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,020 (SIGHS) Yeah. Yep. 537 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,120 Yeah. 538 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,380 (PUPPY YAPS) 539 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,860 SANTI: You stole a dog! 540 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,200 Mmm, we're gonna have to find the owners first thing, OK? 541 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,860 What's that smell? 542 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,060 (SNIFFS) 543 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,260 (PLAYFUL MUSIC) 544 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,700 (SANTI EXHALES) 545 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 - (OLY SNIFFS) - (PUPPY GRUMBLES) 546 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,340 SANTI AND OLY: Ohh! 547 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,100 - OLY: Jacinda! - J! 548 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,140 - (GIGGLES) - SANTI: Come on! 549 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,920 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 550 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,440 OLY: You're gonna have to incinerate those blankets. 551 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400 Oly? 552 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,240 You OK? 553 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,360 You seem really down. 554 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 OLY: Yeah, well... 555 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,760 SANTI: Are you regretting getting pregnant? 556 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,800 OLY: I don't know how to answer that today. 557 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,460 (BIRDS CHIRP AND WARBLE) 558 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,560 (PUPPY YAPS) 559 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400 - (KETTLE WHISTLES) - (PUPPY GRUMBLES PLAYFULLY) 560 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,620 Aww, so cute! 561 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,140 Ohh, such a sweetie! Yes! 562 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,380 SANTI: You know, the owner seemed 563 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,180 really pissed off on the phone, guys. 564 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,980 Yeah, well, their puppy was just stolen 565 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,420 by a delinquent child, so... 566 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,260 SANTI: You know, I still don't understand 567 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,980 how none of you realised there was a dog in the house 568 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,420 the entire day. 569 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,940 EDIE: You've met Dom, Santi. 570 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,180 Oh, bloody hell! I mean, there's crusts on this. 571 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,460 I've spent all day looking after a sick child 572 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,180 and all I cop is criticism. 573 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,860 Can you guys please shut up? 574 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,420 Yeah, guys. No, come on. 575 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,180 Mum doesn't need the stress right now. 576 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,880 Bowie, don't cotton-wool me. 577 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,380 - I'm a full-grown human. - (PHONE CHIMES) 578 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,460 Yeah, well, your children are lost fuckin' causes. 579 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,000 SANTI: Oly. Oly. 580 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,100 - They're here. - Yes! 581 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,300 OLY: They're here. 582 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,340 - DOM: They're here. - SANTI: JJ. 583 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,440 Get Biscuit ready. Come on. 584 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960 Hi. Please, come in. 585 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,740 We're, uh, really sorry about the misunderstanding. 586 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,940 Hi, I'm Oly. 587 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,540 We think what's happened is that our daughter 588 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,220 thought that it was her puppy. 589 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,500 Does she have a puppy? 590 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,260 She, uh... She d... No. 591 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,360 No. No. 592 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,260 J, would you like to come give Biscuit back, please? 593 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,660 Her name's Bluey. 594 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,500 - His name... is Biscuit. - Come on, J. 595 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,540 Well, I don't think the dog cares about its pronouns, but... 596 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,640 Come on, J. 597 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,120 - OLY: Good girl. - (BISCUIT GRUMBLES) 598 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,120 Give Biscuit back. 599 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,940 - Thank you. - And, J, what do we say? 600 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,620 What's your name, sweetie? 601 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,420 Jacinda. 602 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,520 That dates. 603 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,240 J, come on. Apologise. 604 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,980 We've got a lot going on as a family. 605 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,740 I think it's affecting her behaviour. 606 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,140 - Is this paint? - Oh... 607 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,340 - Uh... - Is it paint? 608 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,660 Yes, we thought... 609 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,500 ...maybe the dog came with that. 610 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,340 Why would we paint our dog? 611 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,620 Look how young they are. I'm not surprised. 612 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,100 BOTH: Excuse me? 613 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,380 WOMAN: Oh, no. Sorry. 614 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,180 You're doing a really great job of being parents. 615 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,820 Your child stole our puppy. 616 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,620 - OK, she's a little girl. - We could press charges! 617 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,900 Oh, FUCK OFF, lady! 618 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,700 You've got your dog back. 619 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,020 Chill out, you know? 620 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,260 MAN: Hey! 621 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,460 There is no need to talk to my wife like that! 622 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,660 - Whoa. You need to relax. - I can speak for myself, Boyd. 623 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,020 What is wrong with you people?! 624 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,620 Our mum has cancer. 625 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,540 And nobody's dealing with it very well. 626 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,980 Oh, well, that's convenient. 627 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,140 - Sorry? - What? 628 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,140 "Mum has cancer!" 629 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,740 Did the dog eat your homework too? 630 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,940 OK, you know what, mate? 631 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,540 Would you like to see a medical certificate? 632 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,020 Or maybe you'd like to speak on the phone to her oncologist? 633 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,660 Should we show you her scans? 634 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,860 Our mother's dying, arsehole! 635 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,740 What kind of people bully a dying woman's family? 636 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,940 I might only have a few months to live. 637 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,340 I don't know how you can sleep. 638 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,759 Hope you're feeling really good about yourselves. 639 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,140 OLY: You don't deserve that beautiful puppy! 640 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,900 OK, I think we're gonna wrap this up. 641 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,700 If you guys are happy you got your dog? 642 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,020 If you're happy, let's get out. 643 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,620 DOM: I possibly have cancer of the armpit! 644 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720 - OLY: Dad! - What? 645 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,300 I think you should apologise. 646 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,300 - Please. - Apology! 647 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,500 - It's OK. - DOM: Go on! 648 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600 - Do it! - (BISCUIT YAPS) 649 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,260 Hope you're OK! Let's get outta here. 650 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,100 DOM: How about a reward for the safe return of... 651 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,300 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 652 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,880 We'll take any currency! Bitcoin? 653 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,600 - (ALL LAUGH) - SANTI: Guys! 654 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,220 - Guys! - "My mother's dying, arsehole!" 655 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,540 SANTI: Jesus Christ, guys! No, no! 656 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,260 Oh, come on! Come on! 657 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,900 - (ALL LAUGH) - Thanks, Boz. 658 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,200 BOWIE: Those guys are arseholes. You guys are great parents! 659 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,260 - Are you OK? - SANTI: Yes, OK. 660 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,820 I appreciate it, that was funny. 661 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,900 You know it's been six weeks and I still don't feel pregnant? 662 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,540 I've had no changes, no cravings. 663 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,900 No morning sickness. Nothing. 664 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,380 SANTI: Guys. 665 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,480 (DOM AND BOWIE LAUGH) 666 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,700 Oh, J. 667 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,860 Is Grangie dying? 668 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,100 SANTI: Oh. JJ, come here. 669 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,520 That's not what's happening, puchita. 670 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,460 No, she's not going anywhere. 671 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,560 Oh, God. 672 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,800 There it is. 673 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,920 (VOMITS) 674 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600 (OLY GAGS) 675 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,140 (SLOW, QUIRKY MUSIC) 45942

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